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My past is really important to me.

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So, sometimes
it's hard to get rid of stuff

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that was meaningful in my life.

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_

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I'll admit some of the
things I have saved

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haven't exactly stood the test of time.

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While others are as good
now as they were back then.

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How much of that did you see?

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Because there's more.

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Dude, you're supposed to
be prepping for our pitch.

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I'm prepping for something
even more important.

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I'm prepping to be underwhelmed.

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Today is the 245th day

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of Abby's seventh year on this Earth.

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Which means she is the
exact same age that I was

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when I saw "Star Wars".

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I've been counting down
the days to show it to her,

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and today is the day.

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Congrats.

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You know, I was bracing myself for about

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this level of underwhelmed and
you brought it way down here.

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Get back to work.

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Gah.

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This is going to be the best day ever.

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My God. Oh, my God.

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Did you see what's in the paper?

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Nope, and for future reference

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the answer to that question
will always be a no.

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Unless it's Garfield. That cat kills me.

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They're gonna be having
a one night only,

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midnight screening of
"Star Wars" tonight.

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- We are so going.
- Midnight?

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The latest I've ever been out
on a school night is 10:00.

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And the next day I fell
asleep in science class,

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knocked over a Bunsen burner,
and lit my eyebrows on fire.

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And what's the big deal about seeing
"Star Wars" anyways?

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Haven't you watched it,
like, a billion times?

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Yes, I have, but only on this.

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And in the middle,

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someone recorded
the 200th episode of "Cheers".

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I'm sorry, I had no blank tapes

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and the theme song was starting.

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Justin, one of these days,
I'm gonna go up into space.

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But until then,
seeing "Star Wars" on the big screen

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is as close as I'll ever get.

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And I want you to be there with me.

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To go on the adventures of
Luke and Han and Leia...

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And Cliff and Norm and that
wise-cracking waitress.

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This is gonna be the best day ever.

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Some people say as we get older,

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we should get rid of the
childish things of our past

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and start acting like adults.

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I am not one of those people.

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I'm going into space!

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Uh, you are?

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Yes! After two years on the waitlist,

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tomorrow,
I have a seat on the Tesla Orbiter.

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Dad, I thought those
interstellar tourism companies

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wouldn't clear you if
you had a heart attack.

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Oh, no, they're completely unregulated.

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If you're rich enough,

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they'll take anybody.

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God bless America.

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This is because of your crazy obsession

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with "Star Wars," isn't it?

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What? Oh, please. I am so over that.

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Love you. Go Bulls.

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Love you. Go Bulls.

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This is going to be the best day ever.

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Okay... I hope you are ready, Abby,

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because you are about to
experience the greatest movie

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of all time.

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"The Princess Diaries"?

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"The Princess Diaries"? No, honey, no.

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I'm talking about a
cinematic masterpiece, okay?

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True, I've never seen
"The Princess Diaries."

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You never seen "The Princess Diaries"?

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Let's watch that instead.

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Sweetie, we're not watching
"The Princess Diaries," okay?

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Also, Daddy has been
preparing this intro

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since the day you were born,
so maybe let him finish.

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- Okay, okay.
- Okay.

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Abigail Riley,
you are about to take a journey.

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A journey into a galaxy far, far away.

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So, sit back, relax,
and have your mind blown

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as we enter the world of...
drum roll, please.

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"Star Wars."

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I already saw "Star Wars."

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I'm sorry, sweetie, what?

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Grandpa Ron showed it to me.

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Grandpa Ron showed you "Star Wars"?

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How can that be?

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"Star Wars" is something that
you watch with your father.

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Grandpa Ron is not your father.

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I am your father.

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Do you like the French toast, honey?

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It's a new recipe.

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There's a recipe for this?

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What's that supposed to mean?

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Nothing, sweetheart.

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It tastes like, uh...

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it fell from an angel in heaven.

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Aww.

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- Aw, gross.
- Come on. Ew.

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Oh, stop, you guys
are lucky to have parents

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who aren't afraid to show affection.

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It's nauseating how lucky we are.

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Good news, boys.

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We are going to spend the weekend

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cleaning out the rain gutters.

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Why? Are we in trouble?

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No, this is gonna be fun.

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We're gonna get up on the roof,

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we're gonna scoop all
the leaves and the bugs.

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A lotta bugs. So many bugs.

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I don't think I can help, Dad.

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I'm gonna need the weekend

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to catch up on my sleep after tonight.

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What's tonight?

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The Wilfax is having a one night only

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midnight screening of "Star Wars."

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A midnight screening on a school night?

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But Justin can barely exist

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on the ten hours of
sleep he already gets.

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Plus a 15-minute post-alarm snooze.

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I mean, come on, guys, it's "Star Wars."

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It's a special occasion.

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I'm sorry, Alex, but the answer is no.

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This is totally unfair.

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When it was just the
two of us in Chicago,

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you definitely would've let me go.

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I don't know about that.

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You took me to a midnight screening

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of "Rocky Horror" when I was nine.

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Yeah, well, in hindsight,
letting scantily-clad men

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and women yell "virgin"
at you was a poor parenting decision.

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- Mom...
- Midnight on a school night

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is just too late.

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I know how much you love
"Star Wars," honey,

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but I'm with Ron on this.

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Ron is a Lakers fan.

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His judgment cannot be trusted.

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Hey, I am right here.

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I'm sorry, sweetheart,

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but the two of us are a united front.

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Here, have some French toast.

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Ron says it tastes like
it came out of an angel.

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Fell from an angel.

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United front...

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Thanks, guys. Have a great day.

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Hello, Eleanor.

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Hi, what are you doing here so early?

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Grabbing a quick breakfast
before my flight.

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Silly little trip I'm going on.

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- Where you going...
- Space!

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I'm going to space!

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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Wow. You know,
my fiancé has always wanted to do that,

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but that waitlist is out of control.

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It's probably for the best.

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Not everybody can handle space,
you know, you have to be

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very brave to venture into the unknown.

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So, what'll you have?

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Just some dried toast and water.

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I get a little motion sick.

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Alex, I'm really glad
that my being engaged

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hasn't affected our friendship.

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No, no, being friends is best.

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It's exactly what I want.

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Oh, wow. Look at the rain.

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Gosh, you think you'll still fly?

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What? Oh, sure.

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Come on,
these are billion dollar shuttles.

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They're not gonna let a
little weather stop the...

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"Delayed indefinitely."

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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All right, listen, you know that order

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- of dried toast?
- Mm-hmm.

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Put a little butter on it.

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So brave.

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Thank you for seeing me, Ron,
there was something important

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- that we need to discuss.
- Is everything all right?

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No. No,
everything is not all right, Ron.

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It's come to my attention that
you showed Abby "Star Wars"?

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Uh-huh.

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What do you mean, uh-huh?

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No, it's kind of a huge deal, Ron.

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I wanted to be the one to show
it to Abby for the first time.

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Okay. Jeez.

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Look, Alex, I mean,
I know you like the movie, which is why

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I assumed you already showed it to her.

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I promise it won't happen again.

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Yeah, of course it won't happen again.

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Because it can't happen again.

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That was a one-time parenting
moment that you stole from me.

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Alex, it's just one movie.

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And there are millions of
others you can watch with her.

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See, that right there...
That makes me think

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that you're not actually sorry.

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Well, I'm sorry that you're upset.

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I'm not sorry though

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that I killed two hours of babysitting.

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I mean, that kid has a lot of energy.

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Okay. You know what?

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I can't talk about this anymore.

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You should show her "Space Balls."

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That's like "Star Wars" with jokes.

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Mmmm.

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Honey, come on. Bus is almost here,

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I don't want you to miss it.

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Oh, so now you care about me.

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Look... I know you're upset.

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Of course I'm upset, Mom.
This is "Star Wars".

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I'm sorry,
but we're part of a family now.

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And in families, you make compromises.

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Okay, well, then how come
we're the only ones

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who've ever had to make compromises?

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When has Ron ever had to compromise?

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Well, he agreed to never grow
a mustache despite the peer

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pressure he's been under from
the other airline pilots.

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Then why should I have to suffer?

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I mean, I didn't get engaged
to the guy. You did.

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- I didn't have a choice.
- Alex.

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When you and Ron get married,
make sure it's late at night

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so I have a good excuse not to be there.

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Because of the not being
able to stay up late...

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- Yeah, I got it.
- Yeah.

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Three, two, one. Blast off.

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Uh, excuse me?

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I've been waiting half
an hour for my eggs.

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Sorry. They're coming up.

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Can you believe they delayed

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my space flight just
'cause of some stupid rain?

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Gosh, I wish I could sympathize.

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But it's the morning rush

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and one of my line cooks
just called in sick.

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- Need any help back there?
- You can cook?

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You remember my mother's food?

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It was either that or die of starvation.

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I'm dying of starvation.

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Dude, quiet.

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Wait...

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You can't cook?

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I know.
I own a restaurant and I can't cook.

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I'm like a guy who owns
a lamp store who can't...

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- Can't think of analogies?
- Exactly. Yeah.

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Are you sure that you wanna do this?

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Can I make rocket sounds
while I flip the pancakes?

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I prefer that you didn't.

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That is not a no.

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I mean, how can Ron not understand

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why "Star Wars" is so important to me?

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You know, I gotta be honest.

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I don't understand why white people

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make such a big deal about that movie.

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I mean the series doesn't even get good

257
00:09:31,854 --> 00:09:33,738
until Lando Calrissian shows up.

258
00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:36,407
Mm-hmm, that man
can pilot my spaceship any day.

259
00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,827
Okay, I'm jealous, but I get it.

260
00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:42,496
Yeah, see, for me it was all
about Luke Skywalker, you know?

261
00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:45,249
He didn't grow up with his
biological father just like me.

262
00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:48,286
And just like me,
he always dreamed of going into space.

263
00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:49,870
And he did it, you know?

264
00:09:49,872 --> 00:09:51,839
And he had adventures
and he kissed a princess.

265
00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,341
Who turned out to be his sister.

266
00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:54,875
Well, he did not know that at the time!

267
00:09:54,877 --> 00:09:56,294
Okay? He didn't know.

268
00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:00,047
I'm just saying,
I wanted to be there for the first time

269
00:10:00,049 --> 00:10:02,600
that Abby saw Luke
Skywalker on the screen.

270
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,218
I feel you, Alex.

271
00:10:04,220 --> 00:10:06,971
If I ever found out that
someone took Jasmine

272
00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:09,390
to Disneyland before me, I'd kill them.

273
00:10:09,392 --> 00:10:11,108
You know what, I'm just gonna drop it.

274
00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:12,443
Oh, I'd never drop it.

275
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,111
Yeah, no, I'm never gonna drop it.

276
00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,650
You still haven't told her

277
00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:20,785
that you took Jasmine to Disneyland?

278
00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,536
Wendy was out of town

279
00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:24,071
and I did not wanna go
to Color Me Mine again.

280
00:10:24,073 --> 00:10:25,706
Yeah. Smart.

281
00:10:28,578 --> 00:10:30,461
Good night, you two.

282
00:10:36,252 --> 00:10:39,337
And their door should close...

283
00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:40,471
now.

284
00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:42,973
It's go time.

285
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:49,013
Justin, I got you a Jolt so you
can stay up during the movie.

286
00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:51,547
And it's got all the sugar
and twice the caffeine.

287
00:10:51,582 --> 00:10:52,933
Way ahead of you.

288
00:10:52,935 --> 00:10:54,902
Wow, are you sure you're
supposed to have that many?

289
00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:57,772
It's fine, I feel amazing,
I can do anything,

290
00:10:57,774 --> 00:10:59,907
I've got lots of business ideas.

291
00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:02,109
Okay. Well, here.

292
00:11:02,111 --> 00:11:03,444
I made you one too.

293
00:11:03,446 --> 00:11:05,830
Aw, little bro, this is so nice,

294
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:06,971
I didn't get you anything,

295
00:11:06,983 --> 00:11:08,691
I wish I could get you
something right now.

296
00:11:08,718 --> 00:11:11,502
Business idea... a company that
delivers anything you want.

297
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,287
We'll start with something
simple like books,

298
00:11:13,289 --> 00:11:15,172
- then we'll expand.
- That's a terrible idea.

299
00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:17,958
Look, focus, okay?
"Star Wars." Let's go.

300
00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:20,845
Right, I kind of want to run there,
let's run there.

301
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,380
You're not wearing pants!

302
00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,548
They'll only slow me down.

303
00:11:29,764 --> 00:11:31,046
That was awesome.

304
00:11:31,048 --> 00:11:32,431
Yeah, it was incredible.

305
00:11:32,813 --> 00:11:34,012
You slept through the whole movie.

306
00:11:34,014 --> 00:11:34,951
I did not.

307
00:11:35,049 --> 00:11:37,683
First there were all those
words about some galaxy

308
00:11:37,685 --> 00:11:41,436
and then there was that, um...

309
00:11:41,438 --> 00:11:43,155
Man, I slept through the whole movie.

310
00:11:43,157 --> 00:11:44,857
Hey, it's fine, okay?

311
00:11:44,859 --> 00:11:46,658
What's important is that
we did something cool.

312
00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:48,110
And we went on a secret adventure

313
00:11:48,112 --> 00:11:49,862
and we didn't get caught, right?

314
00:11:49,864 --> 00:11:50,863
Wrong.

315
00:11:54,034 --> 00:11:55,784
What's up, Ron?
You ready to watch the Lakers

316
00:11:55,786 --> 00:11:57,369
get their butts beat?

317
00:11:57,371 --> 00:11:59,104
No, I am ready
to watch the Bulls go down.

318
00:11:59,233 --> 00:11:59,813
Yeah, sure.

319
00:11:59,857 --> 00:12:02,037
Although the Lakers do
kinda suck this season.

320
00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:04,626
Wow, you gotta work on your
smack talk there, big guy.

321
00:12:04,628 --> 00:12:06,044
Well, you know,

322
00:12:06,046 --> 00:12:07,679
I'm really glad that we were able

323
00:12:07,681 --> 00:12:11,183
to put this whole
"Star Wars" thing behind us.

324
00:12:11,185 --> 00:12:14,136
Yeah. Me too. I overreacted.
It's water under the bridge.

325
00:12:14,138 --> 00:12:15,687
Come on, let's go watch some hoops.

326
00:12:15,689 --> 00:12:17,689
I got it all queued up on the DVR.

327
00:12:17,691 --> 00:12:19,441
You didn't hear anything
about the game, did you?

328
00:12:19,443 --> 00:12:21,777
Oh, no, no, no, no,
I turned off all my alerts,

329
00:12:21,779 --> 00:12:24,863
I stayed off the internet.
I know nothing.

330
00:12:25,654 --> 00:12:27,366
- Well, that's just perfect.
- Yeah.

331
00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:29,818
I am so jazzed about this,
I gotta tell you.

332
00:12:29,820 --> 00:12:32,704
I literally have been looking
forward to this game all week.

333
00:12:33,122 --> 00:12:34,573
- Have you, now?
- Oh, yeah.

334
00:12:34,575 --> 00:12:36,909
- It's gonna be a great one.
- Oh, it is.

335
00:12:36,911 --> 00:12:39,127
I say it's gonna be the
best game of the year.

336
00:12:39,129 --> 00:12:40,746
Especially with that ending.

337
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,750
What do you mean by that?

338
00:12:44,752 --> 00:12:47,052
Three seconds left and
the Lakers are up by one,

339
00:12:47,054 --> 00:12:49,004
Lonzo gets the ball stripped by LaVine.

340
00:12:49,006 --> 00:12:50,923
He chucks the ball down-court to Lopez,

341
00:12:50,925 --> 00:12:53,892
who no-looks it to Portis
who is wide open for a three.

342
00:12:53,894 --> 00:12:56,845
Portis lets it fly and
just as time expires,

343
00:12:56,847 --> 00:13:00,399
it's good. Bulls win!

344
00:13:01,769 --> 00:13:03,518
Oh no, I'm so sorry, Ron.

345
00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:06,154
Did I spoil something that
was important for you?

346
00:13:06,156 --> 00:13:08,073
You know what? It's just one game.

347
00:13:08,075 --> 00:13:10,075
There'll be a million
others you can watch.

348
00:13:10,077 --> 00:13:12,527
And the tip-off
is controlled by the Bulls.

349
00:13:12,529 --> 00:13:14,363
Settle in for one of
the most anticipated

350
00:13:14,365 --> 00:13:16,081
match-ups of the season.

351
00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:18,166
- Portis from downtown.
- Portis for three.

352
00:13:18,168 --> 00:13:21,086
The Bulls take an early 3-0 lead.

353
00:13:21,088 --> 00:13:23,922
I need two Denver omelets,
side of tots, side of fruits.

354
00:13:23,924 --> 00:13:24,981
Got it.

355
00:13:25,676 --> 00:13:27,926
You only ding the bell
when you finish the order.

356
00:13:27,928 --> 00:13:29,711
Seems like a missed opportunity.

357
00:13:31,131 --> 00:13:33,932
I got short stack, French toast,

358
00:13:33,934 --> 00:13:37,135
Huevos Rancheros,
which I am pronouncing impeccably.

359
00:13:37,137 --> 00:13:38,720
Gosh, Alex,
you are saving my life right now.

360
00:13:38,722 --> 00:13:39,781
You okay back there?

361
00:13:39,841 --> 00:13:42,975
Well, it's no traveling
around the Earth at 70,000 mph

362
00:13:42,977 --> 00:13:44,476
but making pancakes is fun.

363
00:13:46,030 --> 00:13:47,863
Why would you even wanna go into space?

364
00:13:47,865 --> 00:13:49,364
Because.

365
00:13:49,366 --> 00:13:51,033
It's gonna be unforgettable experience.

366
00:13:51,035 --> 00:13:52,617
I've spent most of my life working.

367
00:13:52,619 --> 00:13:54,653
I'd like to spend the rest of it living.

368
00:13:54,655 --> 00:13:56,655
That's beautiful, Alex.

369
00:13:56,657 --> 00:13:59,148
Besides, my brother went to the
bottom of the ocean last year.

370
00:13:59,176 --> 00:14:00,876
He hasn't shut up about it.

371
00:14:03,797 --> 00:14:05,797
Hash browns up!

372
00:14:08,135 --> 00:14:10,469
Ron, we're really sorry.

373
00:14:10,471 --> 00:14:13,338
And by we, I mean me.

374
00:14:13,340 --> 00:14:14,840
It's all my fault,

375
00:14:14,842 --> 00:14:17,392
so if you're gonna kill anybody,
kill me.

376
00:14:21,065 --> 00:14:23,815
Actually, I-I prefer if you...
if you didn't kill me.

377
00:14:23,817 --> 00:14:26,351
You know... we were just...
We learned in health class that

378
00:14:26,353 --> 00:14:29,521
our brains aren't even fully
developed until we're like, 25.

379
00:14:29,523 --> 00:14:31,690
It's kind of actually amazing
how I'm even talking right now

380
00:14:31,692 --> 00:14:33,492
with my underdeveloped brain.

381
00:14:33,494 --> 00:14:36,278
Pft, like, how am I even
forming words right now?

382
00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:38,163
I don't know.

383
00:14:43,723 --> 00:14:45,003
Okay, look...

384
00:14:45,005 --> 00:14:46,872
The truth is, my whole life,

385
00:14:46,874 --> 00:14:49,624
I've been used to everything
being just me and my mom.

386
00:14:49,626 --> 00:14:51,676
And now that I'm a part of
this whole family thing,

387
00:14:51,678 --> 00:14:54,963
the rules are all over
the place and it's hard.

388
00:14:54,965 --> 00:14:57,349
And, you know, I've never had
to share a room with anyone.

389
00:14:57,351 --> 00:15:01,386
Never had a brother. Or a father.

390
00:15:01,388 --> 00:15:03,722
And I guess the bottom line is

391
00:15:03,724 --> 00:15:05,524
I'm new at all this.

392
00:15:09,730 --> 00:15:11,279
Back me up, will you?

393
00:15:13,692 --> 00:15:15,901
Useless.

394
00:15:15,903 --> 00:15:18,737
You know, I'm not sure you
should've been an inventor.

395
00:15:18,739 --> 00:15:21,623
You would've made one
hell of a sportscaster.

396
00:15:22,728 --> 00:15:24,793
Yeah, I may have taken it
a little too far.

397
00:15:24,795 --> 00:15:26,795
Look, I get it.

398
00:15:26,797 --> 00:15:29,915
You know, I didn't realize how
important that movie was to you

399
00:15:29,917 --> 00:15:31,633
and you know what, it's not my place

400
00:15:31,635 --> 00:15:34,419
to tell you what should
be important to you.

401
00:15:34,421 --> 00:15:36,004
I messed up.

402
00:15:36,006 --> 00:15:38,423
And for that I really am sorry, Alex.

403
00:15:38,425 --> 00:15:40,392
I appreciate that, Ron.

404
00:15:40,394 --> 00:15:42,227
I'm sorry I ruined the game.

405
00:15:42,229 --> 00:15:44,396
That's okay.

406
00:15:44,989 --> 00:15:46,431
I gotta be honest with you,

407
00:15:46,433 --> 00:15:49,401
I know you love "Star Wars,"
but have you seen it lately?

408
00:15:49,403 --> 00:15:51,570
I watch it every Wednesday, so, yes.

409
00:15:51,572 --> 00:15:53,522
Yeah, not sure it holds up.

410
00:15:53,524 --> 00:15:55,440
I mean, what's with that fella,
Jerry Blanks?

411
00:15:55,442 --> 00:15:57,275
- Jerry Blanks?
- Yeah.

412
00:15:57,277 --> 00:16:00,328
Lizard person.
With the big ears, and that stupid walk,

413
00:16:00,330 --> 00:16:01,947
goes around saying things like,

414
00:16:01,949 --> 00:16:03,832
"I be your friend."

415
00:16:03,834 --> 00:16:05,667
"Space is too spacey."

416
00:16:05,669 --> 00:16:07,119
"Me so horny."

417
00:16:07,121 --> 00:16:08,753
Wait, do you mean Jar Jar Binks?

418
00:16:08,755 --> 00:16:09,955
Nah, that's not it.

419
00:16:09,957 --> 00:16:12,424
Pretty sure it's Jerry Blanks.

420
00:16:12,426 --> 00:16:13,452
Oh, my God.

421
00:16:13,594 --> 00:16:15,760
Do you know what this means?
You showed her the prequel.

422
00:16:15,762 --> 00:16:16,941
Is that good or bad?

423
00:16:16,998 --> 00:16:19,514
That's great!
That means she never saw the original!

424
00:16:19,516 --> 00:16:21,683
And yet you still
ruined the game for me.

425
00:16:21,685 --> 00:16:23,051
I'm gonna show Abby tonight.

426
00:16:23,053 --> 00:16:25,303
Just one word of caution.

427
00:16:25,305 --> 00:16:27,105
You know, when Justin was six or seven

428
00:16:27,107 --> 00:16:29,191
I thought he was gonna love fishing.

429
00:16:29,193 --> 00:16:31,526
And then I reeled in that first trout,

430
00:16:31,528 --> 00:16:33,278
and he was flopping
around there on the deck.

431
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,363
Justin freaked out,
threw up on his shoes,

432
00:16:35,365 --> 00:16:36,781
and fell backwards off the boat.

433
00:16:36,783 --> 00:16:38,366
It was not a good day.

434
00:16:38,368 --> 00:16:40,986
Trust me, Abby's gonna be
a big "Star Wars" fan.

435
00:16:40,988 --> 00:16:44,739
Hit his head on another
boat and needed 18 stitches.

436
00:16:44,741 --> 00:16:46,241
I'm still gonna show her the movie, Ron.

437
00:16:46,243 --> 00:16:48,160
Had to hold him down

438
00:16:48,162 --> 00:16:49,578
while they stitched him up.

439
00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:51,413
I think I was crying more than he was.

440
00:16:51,415 --> 00:16:53,632
Well, I'll make sure not to
show it to her on a boat.

441
00:16:53,634 --> 00:16:55,292
- Smart man.
- Thank you.

442
00:16:58,722 --> 00:17:00,005
What's going on?

443
00:17:00,007 --> 00:17:02,174
Alex, why do you have your light...

444
00:17:02,176 --> 00:17:03,211
Did you sneak out of the house

445
00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:05,060
after we specifically told you not to?

446
00:17:05,062 --> 00:17:06,645
- Mom, look, I, uh...
- No.

447
00:17:06,647 --> 00:17:09,564
- No?
- Honey, I'm sorry.

448
00:17:09,566 --> 00:17:12,100
I felt so guilty about
not letting the boys

449
00:17:12,102 --> 00:17:13,852
go see their movie
that I couldn't sleep.

450
00:17:13,854 --> 00:17:16,688
I knew you would talk me
out of it, so...

451
00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:20,192
I got up and I snuck out of bed

452
00:17:20,194 --> 00:17:24,246
I woke them up, and I took them.

453
00:17:25,582 --> 00:17:27,866
Are you mad at me?

454
00:17:27,868 --> 00:17:30,418
Only because you didn't wake
me up so I could go too.

455
00:17:30,860 --> 00:17:31,951
Next time.

456
00:17:33,507 --> 00:17:34,923
Gross.

457
00:17:34,925 --> 00:17:36,791
Okay, I'm gonna take this one to bed.

458
00:17:36,793 --> 00:17:38,677
Yeah. This way.

459
00:17:39,296 --> 00:17:40,762
No, give me that.

460
00:17:43,016 --> 00:17:44,382
I don't get it.

461
00:17:44,384 --> 00:17:46,017
Why'd you take the blame for me?

462
00:17:48,305 --> 00:17:50,555
I'm new at all this too.

463
00:18:00,951 --> 00:18:02,901
- We got through it.
- Yeah.

464
00:18:02,903 --> 00:18:05,704
How many omelets do you think
you made today? A hundred?

465
00:18:05,706 --> 00:18:07,906
A hundred and one.

466
00:18:07,908 --> 00:18:09,824
I call it the Eleanor.

467
00:18:09,826 --> 00:18:12,577
Beautiful on the outside.
Inside... mostly bacon.

468
00:18:13,313 --> 00:18:14,546
- Thanks.
- Mmm.

469
00:18:14,548 --> 00:18:16,081
But, for real, Alex.

470
00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:18,166
I could not have done this without you.

471
00:18:18,168 --> 00:18:19,551
Ah... oh...

472
00:18:20,283 --> 00:18:24,556
Oh, right, one second.

473
00:18:24,558 --> 00:18:27,058
Yeah?

474
00:18:27,060 --> 00:18:29,311
3:30? Lift-off?

475
00:18:29,313 --> 00:18:30,895
Um...

476
00:18:30,897 --> 00:18:32,597
Yeah, I...

477
00:18:32,599 --> 00:18:34,316
Muah.

478
00:18:36,737 --> 00:18:38,019
Do me a favor?

479
00:18:38,021 --> 00:18:40,105
Put me back on the waiting list.

480
00:18:40,107 --> 00:18:42,190
Yes, I know, but I'm already

481
00:18:42,192 --> 00:18:46,027
in the middle of an
unforgettable experience.

482
00:18:48,198 --> 00:18:50,081
Who's that?

483
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:52,117
Wrong number.

484
00:18:52,119 --> 00:18:54,002
At the risk of sounding selfish,

485
00:18:54,004 --> 00:18:57,339
I'm really glad that you're Earth-bound.

486
00:18:57,341 --> 00:18:59,507
If you ever need help, Eleanor,

487
00:18:59,509 --> 00:19:01,176
I'm here for you.

488
00:19:01,178 --> 00:19:04,679
Much like Han Solo
was for Princess Leia.

489
00:19:04,681 --> 00:19:07,799
Didn't those two get
together in the end?

490
00:19:07,801 --> 00:19:10,051
Huh, I totally forgot about that.

491
00:19:14,474 --> 00:19:16,224
Aw, see, what did I tell you
about "Star Wars"?

492
00:19:16,226 --> 00:19:17,892
This is the best movie ever, right?

493
00:19:17,894 --> 00:19:20,061
Daddy, it's so boring.

494
00:19:20,063 --> 00:19:21,646
I'm sorry, did you say it was boring?

495
00:19:21,648 --> 00:19:23,681
No, I said it was so boring.

496
00:19:23,984 --> 00:19:25,795
Is it okay if I hate it?

497
00:19:27,154 --> 00:19:30,455
Despite my nostalgia for the past,
as an inventor,

498
00:19:30,457 --> 00:19:33,992
I've always got my eyes
firmly focused on the future.

499
00:19:33,994 --> 00:19:35,543
All right, Abby.

500
00:19:35,545 --> 00:19:37,495
Star Bores... out.

501
00:19:38,473 --> 00:19:40,665
Get ready to watch...

502
00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:44,252
- "The Princess Diaries"!
- Yay!

503
00:19:44,254 --> 00:19:46,721
Yeah! Here you go.

504
00:19:57,851 --> 00:19:59,651
I'm positive that someday

505
00:19:59,653 --> 00:20:01,186
I'll go into space.

506
00:20:06,024 --> 00:20:08,326
But until I get there,

507
00:20:08,328 --> 00:20:11,079
I am going to enjoy the amazing things

508
00:20:11,081 --> 00:20:14,032
that are right here on our planet.

509
00:20:15,952 --> 00:20:18,620
Ooh, look at that.

510
00:20:18,622 --> 00:20:20,205
Do you like the movie, Daddy?

511
00:20:20,207 --> 00:20:22,674
I don't like it Abby, no.

512
00:20:22,676 --> 00:20:24,708
I freaking love it.

513
00:20:27,549 --> 00:20:28,296
I got you!

514
00:20:28,298 --> 00:20:32,050
- Little tickle princess!
- Stop it!

515
00:20:32,052 --> 00:20:34,219
- No, I like it, it's ticklish.
- No, stop it.

516
00:20:38,032 --> 00:20:39,398
You know,
I can't stop thinking about last night.

517
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,299
- Being out late.
- By ourselves.

518
00:20:41,334 --> 00:20:43,043
Watching the awesomest
movie of all time.

519
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:44,529
You think it was worth it?

520
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:46,911
Stop talking and start cleaning.

521
00:20:47,431 --> 00:20:49,856
Okay, just to be clear,
it's a punishment now, right?

522
00:20:49,891 --> 00:20:51,069
Damn straight.

523
00:20:51,104 --> 00:20:52,784
Right.

524
00:20:53,249 --> 00:20:54,252
Totally worth it.

525
00:20:54,684 --> 00:20:55,553
Totally.

526
00:20:56,734 --> 00:20:58,007
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