1 00:00:04,113 --> 00:00:06,581 It's just lunch. You're great at lunch. 2 00:00:06,617 --> 00:00:07,597 You do it every day. 3 00:00:07,598 --> 00:00:08,783 Yeah, but your family's gonna be there 4 00:00:08,819 --> 00:00:11,143 and you know my eating style isn't for everyone. 5 00:00:11,854 --> 00:00:13,220 Is there a health inspection or something? 6 00:00:13,255 --> 00:00:16,690 - Your makeup looks nice. - Oh, no, just a lunch. 7 00:00:16,726 --> 00:00:18,092 Oh, good. 8 00:00:18,127 --> 00:00:20,444 Your blouse is decent too, and I didn't know what the hell was going on. 9 00:00:20,445 --> 00:00:22,323 Well, Jonah's parents and brother are in town, 10 00:00:22,325 --> 00:00:23,360 so we're having lunch with them. 11 00:00:23,361 --> 00:00:25,466 Thank you for the almost compliment. 12 00:00:25,501 --> 00:00:27,301 My nerves feel soothed. 13 00:00:27,336 --> 00:00:29,036 You have nothing to be nervous about. 14 00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:31,038 My parents think you're great and I'm sure Josh will too. 15 00:00:31,073 --> 00:00:34,074 Which brother is Josh again? I can't keep track of them all. 16 00:00:34,110 --> 00:00:35,909 - I only have two. - Really? 17 00:00:35,945 --> 00:00:38,479 It feels like you grew up talking over a large group. 18 00:00:38,514 --> 00:00:40,781 Wait, isn't Josh the one who threw that big party 19 00:00:40,816 --> 00:00:43,028 in high school and then framed your housekeeper for it? 20 00:00:43,068 --> 00:00:43,869 Big mistake. 21 00:00:43,870 --> 00:00:46,070 Anger the head maid, the whole downstairs can turn on you. 22 00:00:46,105 --> 00:00:48,712 One floor, one housekeeper. 23 00:00:48,737 --> 00:00:50,991 My advice... don't get lost in the siblings. 24 00:00:51,016 --> 00:00:52,315 It's the parents you want to impress 25 00:00:52,350 --> 00:00:53,926 if you're gonna inherit all those servants. 26 00:00:53,927 --> 00:00:55,593 Zero. Zero servants. 27 00:00:55,628 --> 00:00:57,090 One would've been nice. 28 00:00:58,252 --> 00:01:03,011 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com 29 00:01:03,036 --> 00:01:04,669 - A gecko? - Yes. 30 00:01:04,704 --> 00:01:06,871 It was just sitting on her shoulder like a parrot... look. 31 00:01:06,906 --> 00:01:09,340 I swear, we get the weirdest customers at this store. 32 00:01:09,375 --> 00:01:11,776 I just helped a dad with three kids on leashes. 33 00:01:11,811 --> 00:01:14,078 Were they triplets? Or just three kids? 34 00:01:14,113 --> 00:01:15,746 'Cause in the world of customer weirdness, 35 00:01:15,782 --> 00:01:17,132 I'd put reptiles up here 36 00:01:17,192 --> 00:01:19,040 and children in restraints down here. 37 00:01:19,103 --> 00:01:22,785 But if we're talking multiples, now I'm gonna need a photo. 38 00:01:23,422 --> 00:01:24,521 Oh, okay. 39 00:01:24,557 --> 00:01:26,529 Let me see if he's still untangling them in housewares. 40 00:01:26,632 --> 00:01:27,682 Mm-hmm. 41 00:01:28,535 --> 00:01:29,918 Wow, you've thought about this a lot. 42 00:01:30,081 --> 00:01:32,225 Yeah, well, in customer service, you can get all kinds. 43 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:33,692 Yesterday, a lady came in 44 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:36,394 and complained about a sandwich that she made at home. 45 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:41,666 Okay, hot nun, face tattoo, stilettos and sweats. 46 00:01:41,702 --> 00:01:45,270 Nun, tattoo, stilettos and sweats. 47 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:48,740 I just love the way your mind words. 48 00:01:49,274 --> 00:01:51,243 Oh, Chile was great. 49 00:01:51,625 --> 00:01:52,852 And they loved us down there. 50 00:01:52,899 --> 00:01:55,827 You know, they expect Americans to be fat slobs, 51 00:01:55,863 --> 00:01:57,516 you know what I mean, but then... 52 00:01:58,545 --> 00:02:00,245 Chile's never really called to me. 53 00:02:00,467 --> 00:02:01,666 Too narrow. 54 00:02:01,668 --> 00:02:03,701 Yeah, he prefers a girthier country. 55 00:02:03,770 --> 00:02:04,782 - Oh, yeah. - Oh. 56 00:02:04,842 --> 00:02:07,305 Did you guys see the link that I sent you? 57 00:02:07,341 --> 00:02:09,341 Amy got her profile on the Zephra website. 58 00:02:09,376 --> 00:02:12,177 - They love her over there. - Yeah, that's terrific. 59 00:02:12,212 --> 00:02:14,346 We didn't actually get a chance to read it yet. 60 00:02:14,381 --> 00:02:16,248 Our printer's out of cartridges. 61 00:02:16,283 --> 00:02:17,883 - Ah. - But you have a screen... 62 00:02:17,918 --> 00:02:19,885 Nah, it's a whole thing. Don't bother. 63 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:22,118 I gotta say, Amy, we never thought any girl 64 00:02:22,143 --> 00:02:24,991 would compare to Matilda in his eyes, so... 65 00:02:25,054 --> 00:02:27,233 Oh, who is Matilda? 66 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:29,194 - Irrelevant. - Our Boston Terrier. 67 00:02:29,229 --> 00:02:31,463 Lovely dog, really. Very regal. 68 00:02:31,498 --> 00:02:35,066 Jonah was literally in love with her. Like, romantically. 69 00:02:35,554 --> 00:02:39,135 When I was seven, I said I loved our dog so much 70 00:02:39,136 --> 00:02:40,457 that I wanted to marry her. 71 00:02:40,975 --> 00:02:43,070 - That's so cute. - Thank you. 72 00:02:43,095 --> 00:02:44,994 That's sick, though, when you think about it. 73 00:02:45,030 --> 00:02:46,563 Yeah, like, what would you guys even do? 74 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,233 Oh. 75 00:02:50,154 --> 00:02:51,835 It's the office. 76 00:02:51,870 --> 00:02:53,370 I'm sorry for the jargon, Jonah. 77 00:02:53,405 --> 00:02:56,139 An office is one of those rooms with a desk in it. 78 00:02:56,174 --> 00:02:59,776 People with careers have them. How do I... 79 00:02:59,811 --> 00:03:00,944 Oh, Amy, you have an office. 80 00:03:00,979 --> 00:03:02,312 Maybe you can explain it to him. 81 00:03:02,347 --> 00:03:03,516 Yeah. 82 00:03:03,815 --> 00:03:06,948 I'm pretty sure Jonah has seen the inside of... okay. 83 00:03:07,300 --> 00:03:09,486 So I told her, you know, "Don't worry." 84 00:03:09,521 --> 00:03:10,887 "Jonah's parents are gonna love you. 85 00:03:10,922 --> 00:03:13,022 But if they're paying, don't fill up on bread." 86 00:03:13,058 --> 00:03:14,724 Come on, this is Amy we're talking about. 87 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:16,692 "Filled up on bread" is gonna go on her gravestone. 88 00:03:16,731 --> 00:03:17,873 - Yeah. - Excuse me. 89 00:03:17,875 --> 00:03:19,806 I need to speak to the assistant manager. 90 00:03:19,807 --> 00:03:21,847 Brian, what are you doing here? 91 00:03:21,848 --> 00:03:23,950 Glenn, this is Dr. Brian Patterson, 92 00:03:24,174 --> 00:03:26,307 veterinarian and boyfriend. 93 00:03:26,410 --> 00:03:28,918 Yeah, no, I had a little window of time open up today. 94 00:03:29,059 --> 00:03:30,458 - Horse died early. - Oh. 95 00:03:30,634 --> 00:03:33,134 So yeah, thought I'd pop in and surprise you. 96 00:03:33,162 --> 00:03:35,835 Oh, I didn't know that veterinarians use tongs. 97 00:03:35,860 --> 00:03:37,459 Is that for handling dog guts? 98 00:03:37,495 --> 00:03:39,159 Oh, no. Just salad. 99 00:03:39,209 --> 00:03:40,943 Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. 100 00:03:40,951 --> 00:03:42,150 Anyways, I missed you 101 00:03:42,225 --> 00:03:44,844 and I thought maybe I'd see if I could have a lunch date. 102 00:03:44,869 --> 00:03:46,588 Well, I have a break in 15 minutes. 103 00:03:46,589 --> 00:03:49,204 Okay, yeah... well, I will get us a table at the café. 104 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:50,606 - Great. - Okay, bye. 105 00:03:50,641 --> 00:03:51,806 - Nice to meet you. - Oh. 106 00:03:52,910 --> 00:03:55,128 What is this? He's showing up during work hours? 107 00:03:55,195 --> 00:03:57,379 Is this, like, a test or some kind of weird kink? 108 00:03:57,414 --> 00:04:00,716 Okay, Dina, relax. It's just a surprise date. 109 00:04:00,751 --> 00:04:02,013 Enjoy this. 110 00:04:02,025 --> 00:04:04,586 The beginning of a relationship is the best part. 111 00:04:04,588 --> 00:04:05,792 Yeah, I know. I know that. 112 00:04:05,794 --> 00:04:07,193 Well, I thought you might not, 113 00:04:07,207 --> 00:04:08,991 you know, 'cause this is your first real... 114 00:04:09,026 --> 00:04:12,370 I know romance, Glenn, okay? I've seen "You've Got Mail." 115 00:04:13,381 --> 00:04:15,355 40 minutes of it. I was getting my tires rotated. 116 00:04:15,424 --> 00:04:18,667 Point is romance equals spontaneity plus fun. 117 00:04:18,702 --> 00:04:20,035 - Mm-hmm. - So how about this? 118 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:22,554 Huh? How's this for fun? 119 00:04:22,636 --> 00:04:25,145 - Oh, I love it. - You should let it all down. 120 00:04:25,304 --> 00:04:27,442 Glenn, we're still at work, not an opium den. 121 00:04:29,172 --> 00:04:31,333 I did not notice that the kids' leashes had 122 00:04:31,374 --> 00:04:33,760 studded leather on them, so that bumps it up some. 123 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:35,982 Did you see the gecko has painted nails, though? 124 00:04:36,007 --> 00:04:37,219 I did not. 125 00:04:37,540 --> 00:04:39,307 I'm sorry, Cheyenne. Gecko lady's weirder. 126 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,397 - Yes, I win. - Whatever... lame. 127 00:04:41,657 --> 00:04:43,189 What'd you win? I'll play. 128 00:04:43,214 --> 00:04:45,075 Oh, no. It's not a game... 129 00:04:45,135 --> 00:04:47,663 - I wanna play too. - Guys, seriously, no games. 130 00:04:48,296 --> 00:04:49,327 Amy's gone, 131 00:04:49,362 --> 00:04:51,696 so it's up to us to be responsible employees. 132 00:04:51,731 --> 00:04:54,117 I'm kidding. Obviously we're gonna make this a game. 133 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:56,067 "Customer Safari." 134 00:04:56,102 --> 00:04:58,202 It's a $10 entrance fee, and as you can see, 135 00:04:58,238 --> 00:05:00,178 I got 35 categories on the board. 136 00:05:00,231 --> 00:05:02,098 Why is "blowing nose in towels" 137 00:05:02,134 --> 00:05:03,618 worth more than "juggalo"? 138 00:05:03,643 --> 00:05:04,876 'Cause juggalos aren't as rare. 139 00:05:04,911 --> 00:05:06,744 ICP just played St. Louis. 140 00:05:06,779 --> 00:05:09,198 Yeah, it was fun. It's a real community. 141 00:05:09,348 --> 00:05:10,958 Only one winner per category. 142 00:05:10,984 --> 00:05:12,383 You see something, snap a pic, 143 00:05:12,418 --> 00:05:14,118 submit it to me for verification. 144 00:05:14,153 --> 00:05:15,853 Oh, and make sure the customer doesn't see you. 145 00:05:15,889 --> 00:05:17,655 For some reason, privacy's hot right now. 146 00:05:17,690 --> 00:05:19,073 Okay, so everybody's in. 147 00:05:19,074 --> 00:05:21,125 That means the winner's gonna get 200 bucks. 148 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:22,860 Oh, hell yeah. 149 00:05:22,896 --> 00:05:24,695 I am gonna be so good at this game. 150 00:05:24,731 --> 00:05:27,598 I'm constantly taking creep shots of dads in parks. 151 00:05:29,219 --> 00:05:31,066 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 152 00:05:31,436 --> 00:05:33,494 A lot of foam. Somebody didn't tilt. 153 00:05:33,495 --> 00:05:37,608 So Josh, is he, like, in a bad mood... 154 00:05:37,644 --> 00:05:39,810 He's a dick. Yeah, I'm sorry. 155 00:05:39,846 --> 00:05:42,054 You were just so nervous about today already, 156 00:05:42,055 --> 00:05:44,614 I kind of bluffed about how tolerable he is. 157 00:05:44,662 --> 00:05:46,484 Okay, yeah, so he is a dick. 158 00:05:46,793 --> 00:05:48,560 - And I can say that? - Definitely. 159 00:05:48,585 --> 00:05:50,439 Good, because he is a dick. 160 00:05:50,464 --> 00:05:52,497 Look, don't hold back on my account. 161 00:05:52,522 --> 00:05:54,759 If you wanna fire back at him, like, go for it. 162 00:05:54,794 --> 00:05:56,375 Nah, I'm not stooping to his level. 163 00:05:56,438 --> 00:05:57,996 It's better to take the high road. 164 00:05:58,050 --> 00:06:00,765 Really? Come on, I can barely stand it. 165 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:03,499 And your parents, they're just, like, laughing along. 166 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:04,848 I don't even see what they like about him. 167 00:06:04,849 --> 00:06:06,908 I mean, I get it... he's their son or whatever. 168 00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:09,370 But I would hate Parker if he snapped his fingers 169 00:06:09,406 --> 00:06:10,581 to get a bus boy's attention 170 00:06:10,582 --> 00:06:12,705 or, like, got an innocent housekeeper fired. 171 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:15,564 Actually, my parents don't know about the Rita thing. 172 00:06:15,812 --> 00:06:16,858 - What? - Yeah. 173 00:06:16,967 --> 00:06:18,925 Oh, well, bring that up. 174 00:06:19,090 --> 00:06:20,181 It's not worth it. 175 00:06:20,236 --> 00:06:22,057 I only see my family a couple times a year. 176 00:06:22,058 --> 00:06:24,859 Let's just get through the meal and be the bigger people. 177 00:06:25,288 --> 00:06:27,055 And then we can, you know, 178 00:06:27,090 --> 00:06:28,701 talk trash about him behind his back for weeks. 179 00:06:28,745 --> 00:06:29,759 Okay, fine, 180 00:06:29,939 --> 00:06:32,306 but this high road thing looks better on Michelle Obama. 181 00:06:32,562 --> 00:06:34,830 That's fair. Everything looks better on Michelle Obama. 182 00:06:41,537 --> 00:06:44,138 Aggressively patriotic T-shirt... oh, yeah. 183 00:06:44,188 --> 00:06:46,321 "Love this land or I'll bury you in it"? 184 00:06:46,371 --> 00:06:48,671 - Wow, 50 points. - Yes. 185 00:06:53,478 --> 00:06:56,244 Disturbingly long nails. 15 points. 186 00:06:59,588 --> 00:07:02,726 Ride it. Come on, ride it, you tease. 187 00:07:05,457 --> 00:07:07,290 I only asked for one tuxedo kid, man. 188 00:07:07,484 --> 00:07:09,324 15 points is all I can give you. 189 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:15,725 - Is this even a category? - It's gotta be, right? 190 00:07:17,528 --> 00:07:19,495 I love when you ask for it al dente 191 00:07:19,530 --> 00:07:20,594 and it comes al dente. 192 00:07:21,023 --> 00:07:22,342 - Mm-hmm. - Best feeling. 193 00:07:22,367 --> 00:07:24,693 Wow, this is huge. I'm never gonna be able to finish this. 194 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:26,413 Oh, come on, buddy. You can finish. 195 00:07:26,414 --> 00:07:28,303 It's not business school. 196 00:07:28,304 --> 00:07:30,643 - Zing, Joshie. - That's funny. 197 00:07:30,649 --> 00:07:33,403 Also, you know, if a school isn't the right fit for somebody... 198 00:07:33,404 --> 00:07:35,345 It's fine. Do you want some bread? 199 00:07:35,499 --> 00:07:38,516 - He's just teasing, sweetie. - He's our little comedian. 200 00:07:38,522 --> 00:07:40,038 That's me. 201 00:07:40,039 --> 00:07:42,135 Oh, hey, speaking of funny, has Jonah ever told you 202 00:07:42,136 --> 00:07:44,318 about the play that he wrote in theater camp? 203 00:07:44,689 --> 00:07:46,655 "The Architecture of Hope and Fear." 204 00:07:46,656 --> 00:07:47,667 - Ugh. - Yeah. 205 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:49,844 Let's just say it wasn't bound for Broadway. 206 00:07:49,845 --> 00:07:53,083 Yeah... oh, and don't forget the heroine's name. 207 00:07:53,084 --> 00:07:55,811 - Tell her, Jonah. - Matilda. 208 00:07:55,812 --> 00:07:58,287 - Matilda. - Ew, the dog wife. 209 00:07:58,349 --> 00:07:59,481 He never got over it. 210 00:07:59,483 --> 00:08:02,244 Actually, Matilda had some pretty steamy scenes in it. 211 00:08:03,048 --> 00:08:04,367 It wasn't intentional. 212 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:07,297 I guess my subconscious took the wheel there. 213 00:08:07,299 --> 00:08:09,129 I guess so. 214 00:08:09,147 --> 00:08:11,814 But he didn't really wanna marry the dog. 215 00:08:13,984 --> 00:08:16,108 I mean, he was just a kid. He said a weird thing. 216 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:18,553 Kids say weird things all the time. 217 00:08:18,555 --> 00:08:20,206 - They made a show about it. - Mm, yeah. 218 00:08:20,260 --> 00:08:21,506 Have you seen the new one? 219 00:08:21,508 --> 00:08:23,460 I really enjoy that Tiffany Hasheesh. 220 00:08:23,494 --> 00:08:25,236 Oh, yes, she's marvelous. 221 00:08:27,858 --> 00:08:29,791 - No, no, no, no, no. - I said adult baby. 222 00:08:29,915 --> 00:08:31,571 This is an adult with a baby. 223 00:08:31,694 --> 00:08:33,267 Hey, do you guys know 224 00:08:33,268 --> 00:08:35,107 why there's no one working checkouts? 225 00:08:35,108 --> 00:08:39,001 Well, I heard something about a big spill. 226 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:41,004 - Yeah? - All hands on deck situation. 227 00:08:41,006 --> 00:08:42,629 Guys, come on. I know what it's like 228 00:08:42,631 --> 00:08:44,283 when the manager's away. 229 00:08:44,308 --> 00:08:47,109 Yeah, you take a little longer break, eat a hot dog, 230 00:08:47,144 --> 00:08:50,746 turn all the screens in electronics to MTV. 231 00:08:50,781 --> 00:08:52,147 Yeah, well, I guess you got us. 232 00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:53,923 - We're just a bunch of rebels. - Aw, come on. 233 00:08:53,925 --> 00:08:56,354 So tell me what's going on. 234 00:09:00,538 --> 00:09:01,917 Oh, okay. Well... 235 00:09:02,526 --> 00:09:04,140 And Sandra, you'd better confess 236 00:09:04,155 --> 00:09:05,706 because I already asked Garrett, 237 00:09:05,744 --> 00:09:07,398 and he sold you down the river. 238 00:09:07,539 --> 00:09:09,145 When? We've been together the entire time. 239 00:09:09,203 --> 00:09:10,233 - Hmm? - Yeah, Glenn. 240 00:09:10,366 --> 00:09:11,687 If you wanna play us against each other, 241 00:09:11,689 --> 00:09:13,210 you have to separate us first. 242 00:09:15,433 --> 00:09:17,399 Sandra, could I see you outside for a minute? 243 00:09:17,938 --> 00:09:19,301 I don't think so, Glenn. 244 00:09:20,971 --> 00:09:22,707 - Garrett, could I see... - Come on, man. 245 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:25,204 This is nice. 246 00:09:25,256 --> 00:09:28,424 I'm really glad that you came here unannounced 247 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:33,179 and now we are having a completely unscheduled lunch. 248 00:09:33,249 --> 00:09:35,975 - Yeah. - Hope this hair isn't freaking you out. 249 00:09:36,210 --> 00:09:37,622 No, not at all. I like it. 250 00:09:37,624 --> 00:09:39,058 - Me too. Me too. - Yeah. 251 00:09:39,103 --> 00:09:40,536 It just kinda happened. Wasn't planned. 252 00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:42,595 A bit spontaneous. 253 00:09:42,647 --> 00:09:45,666 Dibs on the steampunk guy in electronics! 254 00:09:47,445 --> 00:09:51,008 Wow, kind of a Friday energy on a Thursday, huh? 255 00:09:51,075 --> 00:09:52,833 - I love that. - Yeah, same. 256 00:09:53,378 --> 00:09:54,382 Same. 257 00:09:54,658 --> 00:09:56,445 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 258 00:09:59,973 --> 00:10:01,937 Glenn, you smell scared. What's up? 259 00:10:01,979 --> 00:10:03,933 Not much. Everything's mostly great. 260 00:10:04,028 --> 00:10:05,927 Just that something's up with the employees. 261 00:10:05,929 --> 00:10:07,920 I'm not sure what, but the good news is 262 00:10:07,921 --> 00:10:10,406 is that it's very quickly getting out of hand, 263 00:10:10,412 --> 00:10:12,229 so it'll probably blow up and be over soon. 264 00:10:12,230 --> 00:10:14,227 Do I need to get involved? It feels like I need to get involved. 265 00:10:14,228 --> 00:10:17,344 No, no, no, go have lunch with your boyfriend. 266 00:10:17,375 --> 00:10:19,555 Go ahead. Don't worry, I've... I've... 267 00:10:20,371 --> 00:10:21,737 I've got this. 268 00:10:26,270 --> 00:10:27,443 Everything good? 269 00:10:27,532 --> 00:10:30,188 Yeah, Glenn's got this handled and, you know, 270 00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:33,858 his mind and body are... fine. 271 00:10:34,178 --> 00:10:36,111 Yeah. He seems great. 272 00:10:36,140 --> 00:10:37,519 Totally. I just remembered, 273 00:10:37,534 --> 00:10:38,730 I left all my felt tips uncapped 274 00:10:38,776 --> 00:10:40,308 in the security office, and those are just gonna be 275 00:10:40,385 --> 00:10:42,513 drying out like crazy, so I just need to go 276 00:10:42,514 --> 00:10:44,974 and put the-the little helmets on the soldiers. 277 00:10:44,976 --> 00:10:46,037 Okay. 278 00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:53,911 K-Fai, What the hell? 279 00:10:53,913 --> 00:10:55,714 I told you to make sure no one took a pic of you 280 00:10:55,734 --> 00:10:56,813 before I did. 281 00:10:56,846 --> 00:10:59,947 Okay, he's hella sneaky. I did not see him. 282 00:10:59,980 --> 00:11:01,528 Wait, you're K-Fai? 283 00:11:02,046 --> 00:11:03,620 Oh, my God, you're cheating. 284 00:11:03,721 --> 00:11:05,855 You totally tried to stage "clothes same shade as skin." 285 00:11:06,576 --> 00:11:08,804 Shh! Yes, but only because I, like, wanted to win. 286 00:11:08,806 --> 00:11:10,631 Okay, I feel like if Garrett knew about this, 287 00:11:10,635 --> 00:11:12,277 he would totally kick you out of the game, 288 00:11:12,624 --> 00:11:15,191 but I'm your friend, so I'm just gonna extort you. 289 00:11:15,559 --> 00:11:17,693 Fine. 50 bucks if I win? 290 00:11:17,867 --> 00:11:19,072 Deal. 291 00:11:19,510 --> 00:11:21,410 I'm Mateo, by the way. I'm sure you've heard of me. 292 00:11:21,732 --> 00:11:24,065 Uh, I-I've heard of Brett. 293 00:11:24,948 --> 00:11:26,367 Okay. 294 00:11:29,580 --> 00:11:31,814 Ooh, a passion fruit Bellini. 295 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,268 Should I order a carafe? 296 00:11:33,538 --> 00:11:34,704 Oh, none for us. 297 00:11:34,752 --> 00:11:36,923 I'm actually booze-free these days. 298 00:11:37,035 --> 00:11:38,834 Plus, Kelce and I are off sugar, so... 299 00:11:38,897 --> 00:11:40,663 Yeah, way more energy. 300 00:11:40,872 --> 00:11:43,339 Yahoo actually says sugar is extremely addictive. 301 00:11:43,414 --> 00:11:45,994 Well, I mean, sugar is bad for you, 302 00:11:46,023 --> 00:11:47,389 but it's actually not addictive. 303 00:11:47,404 --> 00:11:49,182 - That's just a myth. - Oh-oh-oh-oh. 304 00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:50,852 Dr. Jonah's in the house. 305 00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:53,635 That's so funny, because I thought you lied 306 00:11:53,664 --> 00:11:55,438 about going to med school for three years, 307 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:56,460 But maybe I'm just mixed up. 308 00:11:56,493 --> 00:11:58,927 Maybe after lunch you could do some brain surgery on me. 309 00:11:58,963 --> 00:12:00,463 I can do it. 310 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,010 Okay, high road. I got it. 311 00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:03,911 Jalapeno margarita. 312 00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:05,170 Do we think that's too spicy? 313 00:12:05,172 --> 00:12:06,797 No, I've had it. You'll love it, trust me. 314 00:12:06,831 --> 00:12:09,119 Trust him, Mom, he only deceived you for three years. 315 00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:10,920 "Trust me, Mom, in med school." 316 00:12:10,922 --> 00:12:13,145 "Trust me, Mom, Matilda and I are just friends." 317 00:12:13,171 --> 00:12:14,800 Now this jagoff? 318 00:12:15,246 --> 00:12:18,514 Hey, man, real talk, that med school lie was messed. 319 00:12:18,539 --> 00:12:19,732 You broke Mom's heart. 320 00:12:19,734 --> 00:12:21,200 Oh, are we doing real talk now? 321 00:12:21,226 --> 00:12:22,899 No, no, they're doing real talk. 322 00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:24,626 We're doing spicy margs. 323 00:12:24,662 --> 00:12:26,428 It's just 'cause I happen to know that Jonah is not 324 00:12:26,470 --> 00:12:28,670 the only family member who's lied to Marilyn. 325 00:12:30,301 --> 00:12:31,779 Who else has lied? 326 00:12:32,236 --> 00:12:35,288 Okay, I, uh... I may have told Amy 327 00:12:35,292 --> 00:12:37,237 some family stuff that she... 328 00:12:37,239 --> 00:12:38,692 They're talking about me. 329 00:12:39,784 --> 00:12:41,045 Marilyn, I... 330 00:12:42,032 --> 00:12:43,881 I started sleeping with Shelley again. 331 00:12:47,413 --> 00:12:48,420 What? 332 00:12:51,843 --> 00:12:53,200 I thought that was over. 333 00:12:54,275 --> 00:12:56,176 It was, I swear. 334 00:12:56,201 --> 00:12:58,044 Absolutely nothing happened for years. 335 00:12:58,103 --> 00:13:00,234 I mean, she was a great secretary and nothing more. 336 00:13:00,755 --> 00:13:02,644 And then the holidays rolled around, 337 00:13:02,669 --> 00:13:04,163 we had the holiday party, 338 00:13:04,276 --> 00:13:06,235 and Shelley debuted this new wig, and... 339 00:13:07,017 --> 00:13:10,168 I just... I-I forgot myself. 340 00:13:10,382 --> 00:13:12,131 Jesus, Dad. 341 00:13:12,164 --> 00:13:14,084 I'm so sorry, this is not at all what I was trying... 342 00:13:14,119 --> 00:13:15,329 Jonah, how did you know? 343 00:13:15,331 --> 00:13:17,431 Did I accidentally text you instead of Shelley? 344 00:13:17,456 --> 00:13:19,338 - Oh. - Oh, no, was there a... 345 00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:21,756 - a visual component? - Oh, God. 346 00:13:21,853 --> 00:13:24,137 No, Dad, no, I didn't know. 347 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:26,094 When Amy mentioned the lying, 348 00:13:26,131 --> 00:13:27,697 she was talking about Josh and Rita. 349 00:13:27,733 --> 00:13:29,213 - What? - I... 350 00:13:29,735 --> 00:13:31,401 I-I don't even know what you're talking about. 351 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,945 Ah, come on. The house party, Rita. 352 00:13:34,198 --> 00:13:35,707 Oh, yeah, I remember that, she stained the rugs, 353 00:13:35,708 --> 00:13:38,375 and then she filled up all the vodka bottles with water, 354 00:13:38,410 --> 00:13:40,614 and we found this strawberry gelatin in the shower. 355 00:13:40,615 --> 00:13:42,974 No, Dad, Josh and his friends did all of that. 356 00:13:42,975 --> 00:13:44,851 - Joshie wouldn't do that. - No, I didn't. 357 00:13:44,929 --> 00:13:46,783 Just a quick outsider's perspective. 358 00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,119 A 60-year-old Colombian woman 359 00:13:49,154 --> 00:13:50,720 doing gelatin shots in the shower 360 00:13:50,756 --> 00:13:51,988 just seems kind of odd. 361 00:13:52,023 --> 00:13:53,790 Okay, well, forget it. It doesn't matter. 362 00:13:53,825 --> 00:13:55,925 We obviously have more important things that are... 363 00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:57,227 Wait. 364 00:13:57,262 --> 00:13:59,129 There were a ton of empty liquor bottles 365 00:13:59,164 --> 00:14:00,572 when I came home from Sam's wedding, 366 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:01,899 and my place was trashed. 367 00:14:01,993 --> 00:14:03,359 You told me to fire my dog walker. 368 00:14:03,429 --> 00:14:04,917 Kelce, it was the dog walker. Remember? 369 00:14:04,923 --> 00:14:06,222 - I don't even drink. - Okay. 370 00:14:06,505 --> 00:14:08,251 Excuse me. Excuse me. 371 00:14:08,253 --> 00:14:09,085 Mom. 372 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,841 I just wanted to have a nice lunch 373 00:14:11,877 --> 00:14:13,310 with my family. 374 00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,312 - I should go talk to her. - No. No, no, no, no. 375 00:14:16,348 --> 00:14:17,480 - No, I really need to. - No, you don't need to go. 376 00:14:17,516 --> 00:14:19,082 I can't stop myself. I'm going. 377 00:14:19,117 --> 00:14:20,250 Amy... 378 00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:22,485 Listen, I'm-I'm really sorry. 379 00:14:22,521 --> 00:14:26,156 I just got caught up in the... in the felt tips. 380 00:14:26,191 --> 00:14:27,323 Which are here. 381 00:14:27,359 --> 00:14:28,992 Don't look for them, but they are here. 382 00:14:29,027 --> 00:14:31,245 Look, Dina, if you're busy, 383 00:14:31,563 --> 00:14:33,061 I can just take off. 384 00:14:33,584 --> 00:14:35,050 You know what? 385 00:14:35,367 --> 00:14:37,634 It might be for the best. 386 00:14:37,682 --> 00:14:39,002 I'm just gonna come out and say this. 387 00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:41,243 I'm new to the whole relationship thing, 388 00:14:41,268 --> 00:14:44,693 and I know I'm supposed to be like a free-wheeling, 389 00:14:44,794 --> 00:14:47,310 pizza parlor roller girl, but that's just... 390 00:14:47,343 --> 00:14:48,858 it's-it's not me. 391 00:14:48,860 --> 00:14:52,115 Oh, no, no, no, Dina. I'm the one who showed up unannounced. 392 00:14:52,150 --> 00:14:53,815 I totally get it, 393 00:14:53,846 --> 00:14:55,679 and we can do lunch another time. 394 00:14:55,887 --> 00:14:57,549 - Really? - Absolutely. 395 00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:58,871 Thank you. 396 00:14:59,057 --> 00:15:00,518 Because something's going on with the employees, 397 00:15:00,558 --> 00:15:02,585 and I need to interrogate this suspect. 398 00:15:03,768 --> 00:15:06,037 Oh, wow, you're not just the assistant manager. 399 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:08,654 You're like a detective. That is cool. 400 00:15:08,755 --> 00:15:10,721 Do you ever need any backup? 401 00:15:10,815 --> 00:15:12,214 No, never work with a partner. 402 00:15:12,270 --> 00:15:14,173 No, they're either dead weight or they turn on you. 403 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,573 Oh, wait, you meant you. 404 00:15:16,608 --> 00:15:19,042 - If that's okay. - Oh, yeah! 405 00:15:19,077 --> 00:15:20,370 - Yeah. - Yeah, no, this is great. 406 00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:21,651 Okay. 407 00:15:25,715 --> 00:15:26,715 Hey. 408 00:15:27,619 --> 00:15:28,932 How you doing? 409 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:30,390 Oh, I'm okay. 410 00:15:30,478 --> 00:15:32,856 Richard and I survived Shelley once before, 411 00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,057 and we will do it again. 412 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,921 That's, uh, good. 413 00:15:37,128 --> 00:15:38,495 - Yeah. - But I am sorry 414 00:15:38,530 --> 00:15:39,829 about how it all came to light. 415 00:15:39,865 --> 00:15:41,764 I didn't mean to upset you or Kelci, 416 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,886 which, by the way, how do we feel about her? 417 00:15:44,664 --> 00:15:47,193 I like her... purse. 418 00:15:48,106 --> 00:15:50,507 Yes, same. Me too. 419 00:15:50,542 --> 00:15:51,608 Oh. 420 00:15:51,643 --> 00:15:54,377 But, um, anyway, it's just that 421 00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:56,446 Josh is really hard on Jonah, 422 00:15:56,481 --> 00:15:59,249 and I was just getting a little protective, 423 00:15:59,284 --> 00:16:01,718 and I get it, that the med school lie was nuts, 424 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,386 but, you know, it was one lie, 425 00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:04,954 and it didn't hurt anybody, 426 00:16:04,990 --> 00:16:06,623 because Jonah doesn't hurt people. 427 00:16:06,658 --> 00:16:08,933 He's... he's good. 428 00:16:10,061 --> 00:16:12,044 You really care for him. Hmm? 429 00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:14,341 That's really nice. 430 00:16:15,567 --> 00:16:17,365 Let's get back out there, hmm? 431 00:16:20,071 --> 00:16:21,538 Sorry, I got caught up in the moment. 432 00:16:21,573 --> 00:16:23,298 I actually really have to pee. 433 00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:25,942 Hey, Sandra. 434 00:16:25,977 --> 00:16:28,432 Just wanted to introduce you to my boyfriend, Brian. 435 00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:29,652 Brian the vet. 436 00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:32,448 So nice to meet you. I've heard so much about you. 437 00:16:32,484 --> 00:16:34,450 Well, one thing I bet you haven't heard 438 00:16:34,486 --> 00:16:36,426 is that I'm also a veterinarian. 439 00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:38,488 That's right, you just said that. 440 00:16:38,972 --> 00:16:41,624 Listen, I've got a vet and you've got a messed-up cat. 441 00:16:41,660 --> 00:16:43,326 Maybe we could help each other out, 442 00:16:43,361 --> 00:16:44,761 'cause I need to know what's going on. 443 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,462 What's with all the phones and the sneaking around? 444 00:16:46,498 --> 00:16:48,798 Dina, please, I can't say. 445 00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,600 I don't wanna get anyone in trouble. 446 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,635 Brett just let me follow him on Instagram. 447 00:16:52,671 --> 00:16:55,081 Okay, well, it's a shame you won't help us 448 00:16:55,119 --> 00:16:58,754 'cause this guy loves doing feline lumpectomies. 449 00:16:58,944 --> 00:17:01,416 And refresh my memory, does Biscuit have lumps? 450 00:17:02,013 --> 00:17:03,257 So many. 451 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,371 It's like holding a bag of marbles. 452 00:17:05,383 --> 00:17:07,917 Well, I'd be happy to smooth that cat out for you. 453 00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:09,986 - Free of charge, of course. - Of course. 454 00:17:10,843 --> 00:17:12,182 Okay. Fine. 455 00:17:12,691 --> 00:17:14,502 But I'm only giving you this. 456 00:17:15,661 --> 00:17:17,951 White board, warehouse. 457 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,622 Secret photos, customers, 458 00:17:20,647 --> 00:17:22,667 game, $200 prize. 459 00:17:23,969 --> 00:17:25,669 But that's all I can say. 460 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:32,008 - I can't believe she left. - Is she serious right now? 461 00:17:32,043 --> 00:17:33,352 Not your fault, son. 462 00:17:33,712 --> 00:17:35,605 Relationships are complicated. 463 00:17:37,263 --> 00:17:38,815 Actually, no. 464 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:41,851 Actually your relationships are very simple. 465 00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:44,621 Mom is crushed because you cheated on her. 466 00:17:44,656 --> 00:17:47,223 And Kelci dumped you because you're a jackass. 467 00:17:47,278 --> 00:17:49,166 - Jonah. - I'm sorry, Dad, but it's true. 468 00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:52,062 He's a liar and a mile-wide douche, 469 00:17:52,063 --> 00:17:54,420 and I'm glad Kelci figured that out. 470 00:17:55,537 --> 00:17:57,002 Honey, let me... 471 00:17:57,306 --> 00:17:58,338 I'll be quick. 472 00:17:58,636 --> 00:18:01,136 Amy and I just had a lovely talk in the bathroom. 473 00:18:01,172 --> 00:18:02,921 You know, what she and Jonah have 474 00:18:02,922 --> 00:18:04,571 is something really very special. 475 00:18:04,572 --> 00:18:06,500 I deserve someone who loves me like that. 476 00:18:07,033 --> 00:18:08,555 - Look, Marilyn... - We'll talk later. 477 00:18:09,235 --> 00:18:11,519 Just letting you know, I want a divorce. 478 00:18:17,105 --> 00:18:18,175 Oh, yummy. 479 00:18:18,210 --> 00:18:19,547 The margs are here. 480 00:18:20,292 --> 00:18:21,989 Wait, are we missing people? 481 00:18:26,962 --> 00:18:28,295 I'm really sorry. 482 00:18:28,913 --> 00:18:31,505 If I woulda just stuck to the high road with you, 483 00:18:31,507 --> 00:18:33,174 none of this would have happened. 484 00:18:33,968 --> 00:18:36,603 Honestly, I think it's good. 485 00:18:36,628 --> 00:18:38,466 She should have left him years ago. 486 00:18:38,670 --> 00:18:41,437 You mean, like, the first time Shelley happened? 487 00:18:41,439 --> 00:18:42,842 - Right around then, yeah. - Yeah. 488 00:18:43,742 --> 00:18:45,999 I called my brother a douche to his face. 489 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,926 What? For real? 490 00:18:48,084 --> 00:18:49,330 - Mm-hmm. - And I missed it? 491 00:18:49,365 --> 00:18:51,041 Mm-hmm, yeah, it was great. 492 00:18:51,729 --> 00:18:54,701 Sometimes the low road gets you there. 493 00:18:54,739 --> 00:18:57,333 Well, I am really proud of you. 494 00:18:58,196 --> 00:18:59,798 And I know Matilda would be too. 495 00:19:00,759 --> 00:19:02,507 He brings that up a lot. I'm sorry. 496 00:19:02,901 --> 00:19:05,725 My take, he wants to bang the dog. 497 00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:07,176 Classic projection. 498 00:19:07,599 --> 00:19:10,467 I-I don't think... I mean, none of us want to... 499 00:19:11,876 --> 00:19:13,142 Anyway, she's dead. 500 00:19:13,672 --> 00:19:14,778 Aww. 501 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,893 Did you just take my photo, you pervert? 502 00:19:23,908 --> 00:19:26,968 No, I'm not a pervert and you're not that cute. 503 00:19:27,138 --> 00:19:29,209 It's for Customer Safari. 504 00:19:29,310 --> 00:19:30,910 You're just "pet in baby carrier." 505 00:19:30,935 --> 00:19:33,123 - Ah-ha! - Ya stung! 506 00:19:33,244 --> 00:19:34,815 This was a sting operation, 507 00:19:34,885 --> 00:19:36,862 and you confessing that means we can now 508 00:19:36,887 --> 00:19:38,751 shut the whole thing down. 509 00:19:38,776 --> 00:19:40,677 Actually, I coulda shut it down before, 510 00:19:40,704 --> 00:19:42,106 but I thought this might be fun for you. 511 00:19:42,108 --> 00:19:44,845 Well, you were right, 'cause I loved it. 512 00:19:44,847 --> 00:19:46,246 - Right? - Yeah. 513 00:19:46,248 --> 00:19:47,669 Oh. 514 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,303 Game over, scrodes! 515 00:19:50,328 --> 00:19:52,074 Yeah, scrodes! 516 00:19:52,410 --> 00:19:54,421 Hi, uh, I'm Brian, by the way. 517 00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:55,892 I'm Dina's boyfriend. 518 00:19:55,941 --> 00:19:57,874 I met some of you, not everybody, 519 00:19:58,009 --> 00:19:59,326 and this is not mine. 520 00:19:59,571 --> 00:20:02,324 - Borrowed her from a client. - We know everything. 521 00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:04,466 Sorry, this guy tricked me into taking a photo 522 00:20:04,523 --> 00:20:05,989 of him and his stupid pig. 523 00:20:06,484 --> 00:20:08,684 It's so cute though. Can I pet it? 524 00:20:08,926 --> 00:20:10,416 Yes. 525 00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:13,646 Oh, man, you guys, Cheyenne really blew it. 526 00:20:14,861 --> 00:20:16,765 Ugh, we're all so mad. 527 00:20:17,002 --> 00:20:19,165 All right, Garrett, give everyone their money back, 528 00:20:19,190 --> 00:20:21,157 and then all of you get back to work. 529 00:20:21,305 --> 00:20:23,697 But if anyone got VSCO Girl, could you send that me? 530 00:20:23,701 --> 00:20:25,280 I still don't know what that is. 531 00:20:37,599 --> 00:20:38,965 Oh, Amy, there you are. 532 00:20:38,990 --> 00:20:40,038 Hey, Glenn, so sorry. 533 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:41,850 I think Zephra Corporate just tried to call me. 534 00:20:41,851 --> 00:20:44,173 Yeah, okay, real quick. I don't want you to panic, 535 00:20:44,174 --> 00:20:46,874 but there's some kind of storewide game going on. 536 00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:48,775 Now, I don't know what it is, but I know that... 537 00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:50,309 That's so great, Glenn. Keep it up. 538 00:20:50,345 --> 00:20:51,557 Thank you. You're the best. 539 00:20:51,558 --> 00:20:54,906 Okay. If it comes up on the call, play dumb. 540 00:20:55,433 --> 00:20:58,450 I'm sorry, what position is this for exactly? 541 00:20:58,475 --> 00:21:00,755 Director of Customer Experience for Cloud 9. 542 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:04,229 For, like, all of them? All the Cloud 9s? 543 00:21:04,259 --> 00:21:06,392 Yep, it'd be at our headquarters in Palo Alto. 544 00:21:06,428 --> 00:21:08,304 Maya Fonseca at the Chicago office 545 00:21:08,373 --> 00:21:10,273 gave you a glowing recommendation, 546 00:21:10,309 --> 00:21:11,965 and we're holding interviews next week. 547 00:21:14,081 --> 00:21:15,611 Oh, um... wow. Okay. 548 00:21:15,647 --> 00:21:17,589 So are you interested? 549 00:21:18,675 --> 00:21:26,350 credits