1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:01,248 Previously on Scorpion... 2 00:00:01,272 --> 00:00:02,312 I'm sorry. Who are you? 3 00:00:02,313 --> 00:00:04,154 I'm Patty, Alderman Dodd's intern. 4 00:00:04,155 --> 00:00:05,888 I'd left extra shortbreads for your team, 5 00:00:05,889 --> 00:00:08,056 but they were such a hit, I need all of them 6 00:00:08,058 --> 00:00:10,058 to grease the wheels of the government. 7 00:00:11,116 --> 00:00:13,583 Your loss, Doc. They were scrumptious. 8 00:00:13,585 --> 00:00:15,384 Ralph doesn't like shortbread. 9 00:00:15,386 --> 00:00:17,186 Yeah, but he sure likes her. 10 00:00:17,188 --> 00:00:20,456 Agent Gallo, you're under arrest for instigating an escape. 11 00:00:20,458 --> 00:00:21,624 I want a lawyer. 12 00:00:21,626 --> 00:00:23,092 You put Scorpion up as collateral? 13 00:00:23,094 --> 00:00:24,193 The garage, everything? 14 00:00:24,195 --> 00:00:26,395 It was either that or leave you in prison. 15 00:00:28,766 --> 00:00:30,399 So, counselor, 16 00:00:30,401 --> 00:00:31,501 you've reviewed Agent Gallo's case. 17 00:00:31,503 --> 00:00:33,102 How would you approach his defense? 18 00:00:33,104 --> 00:00:35,471 This case isn't about Agent Gallo. 19 00:00:35,473 --> 00:00:39,342 It's about sticking it to the government. 20 00:00:39,344 --> 00:00:40,977 So... 21 00:00:40,979 --> 00:00:42,645 thank you for coming in. 22 00:00:42,647 --> 00:00:43,913 You had an offer for three years? 23 00:00:43,915 --> 00:00:45,314 Oh. 24 00:00:45,316 --> 00:00:47,350 Well, you should've taken that. 25 00:00:47,352 --> 00:00:50,052 Trials are stressful. 26 00:00:52,257 --> 00:00:54,590 No injuries at all? 27 00:00:54,592 --> 00:00:57,059 All that ice, never slipped once? 28 00:00:57,061 --> 00:01:00,196 Norwegian government's got deep pockets. 29 00:01:00,198 --> 00:01:03,733 You know, it's been many years since I tried any cases, 30 00:01:03,735 --> 00:01:06,068 but I'm confident I could try this one and win. 31 00:01:06,070 --> 00:01:08,437 And the price is certainly right. 32 00:01:08,439 --> 00:01:10,339 Oh, uh, sorry, got a ride. 33 00:01:10,341 --> 00:01:12,108 No, don't go. We're just getting started. 34 00:01:12,110 --> 00:01:13,543 We'll get you home, no problem. 35 00:01:13,545 --> 00:01:15,745 Oh, you don't understand. I drive for a rideshare. 36 00:01:15,747 --> 00:01:18,614 And there's no way I'm giving up an airport run. 37 00:01:21,619 --> 00:01:22,885 I don't care. 38 00:01:22,887 --> 00:01:24,086 We don't plea. 39 00:01:24,088 --> 00:01:26,222 My client's not doing a day in prison. 40 00:01:26,224 --> 00:01:27,523 Sorry. 41 00:01:27,525 --> 00:01:29,892 It's walk or nothing. 42 00:01:29,894 --> 00:01:32,461 Call me when you're ready to drop the charges. 43 00:01:32,463 --> 00:01:35,097 My apologies, gentlemen, I'm... 44 00:01:36,801 --> 00:01:38,768 Oh. Oh, you can't afford me. 45 00:01:38,770 --> 00:01:40,303 Well, 46 00:01:40,305 --> 00:01:41,737 that's two weeks down the tubes. 47 00:01:41,739 --> 00:01:44,006 Nothing to show for a lawyer for Cabe. 48 00:01:44,008 --> 00:01:45,541 We need a great one 49 00:01:45,543 --> 00:01:47,310 if we're going to prove that Cabe isn't responsible 50 00:01:47,312 --> 00:01:48,678 for Collins escaping. 51 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:50,479 None of these jokers get what's at stake. 52 00:01:50,481 --> 00:01:51,881 No one cares like we do. 53 00:01:51,883 --> 00:01:53,683 I care... about getting things done. 54 00:01:53,685 --> 00:01:55,585 Hey, Patty. 55 00:01:55,587 --> 00:01:57,286 We have business. 56 00:01:57,288 --> 00:01:58,654 My office? 57 00:01:59,757 --> 00:02:00,489 "Her office"? 58 00:02:00,491 --> 00:02:01,924 I better go. 59 00:02:01,926 --> 00:02:03,426 She angers easily. 60 00:02:03,428 --> 00:02:05,328 Guys, we're gonna find a lawyer. 61 00:02:05,330 --> 00:02:07,630 If you stay positive, stay present, 62 00:02:07,632 --> 00:02:09,098 the future will take care of itself. 63 00:02:09,100 --> 00:02:11,367 Which could be 25 in Leavenworth. 64 00:02:12,737 --> 00:02:15,171 That wasn't positive. Oh! 65 00:02:15,173 --> 00:02:17,640 Here is some positivity. 66 00:02:17,642 --> 00:02:19,942 We're gonna get churros from L.A. Churro Fest. 67 00:02:19,944 --> 00:02:20,810 We can't afford them. 68 00:02:20,812 --> 00:02:22,945 You went to Churro Fest 2017, 69 00:02:22,947 --> 00:02:24,914 didn't get a single deep-fried treat? 70 00:02:24,916 --> 00:02:26,182 Well, we did buy a single one. 71 00:02:26,184 --> 00:02:27,416 We went foursies on it. 72 00:02:27,418 --> 00:02:29,118 Yep. 73 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:31,787 We've been going foursies on a lot of things lately. 74 00:02:31,789 --> 00:02:33,322 Diagnostics on the 3-D printing are almost done. 75 00:02:33,324 --> 00:02:35,091 We are good to go on the Air Force gig. 76 00:02:35,093 --> 00:02:36,425 Let's pack up. 77 00:02:42,433 --> 00:02:44,800 At least we had a-a nice little date 78 00:02:44,802 --> 00:02:46,269 before the daily grind. 79 00:02:46,271 --> 00:02:48,070 Mm. 80 00:02:48,072 --> 00:02:49,138 You disagree? 81 00:02:49,140 --> 00:02:52,174 We may define the word "date" differently. 82 00:02:52,176 --> 00:02:53,409 I see it as the two of us, 83 00:02:53,411 --> 00:02:55,177 a restaurant, a bottle of wine... 84 00:02:55,179 --> 00:02:56,212 I see it as that, too. 85 00:02:56,214 --> 00:02:58,180 But if the recent past is any indicator, 86 00:02:58,182 --> 00:02:59,782 Happy would be at the table with us. 87 00:02:59,784 --> 00:03:00,850 Well... 88 00:03:00,852 --> 00:03:02,451 not necessarily. Really? 89 00:03:02,453 --> 00:03:04,353 'Cause last week, she came with us to the science museum; 90 00:03:04,355 --> 00:03:05,688 Saturday, the arboretum; 91 00:03:05,690 --> 00:03:08,190 last night she watched Fletch with us in the garage, 92 00:03:08,192 --> 00:03:10,926 after everyone else left. 93 00:03:10,928 --> 00:03:13,195 Well, I-I guess we're just, uh, fun. 94 00:03:13,197 --> 00:03:17,700 Yeah. I guess I-I'm confused why she's third-wheeling so much, 95 00:03:17,702 --> 00:03:20,603 and where I'm really lost is why 96 00:03:20,605 --> 00:03:22,338 you're okay with it. 97 00:03:22,340 --> 00:03:25,274 Mm, I don't know. I... just am. 98 00:03:25,276 --> 00:03:26,475 I'm gonna talk to her about it. 99 00:03:26,477 --> 00:03:27,510 Oh, no. Bad idea. 100 00:03:27,512 --> 00:03:29,312 Well, I'll speak to her adult to adult. 101 00:03:29,314 --> 00:03:30,479 I know her. 102 00:03:30,481 --> 00:03:31,981 She won't react well. 103 00:03:33,217 --> 00:03:37,119 Okay, see, now you're protecting her feelings over mine. 104 00:03:37,121 --> 00:03:39,355 Do you not... do you not see this? 105 00:03:39,357 --> 00:03:42,024 I see that now. 106 00:03:43,461 --> 00:03:46,729 We'll discuss it. Later. 107 00:03:50,335 --> 00:03:51,901 I've been pouring over the statutes 108 00:03:51,903 --> 00:03:53,269 for community program funding, 109 00:03:53,271 --> 00:03:55,838 after-school program funding. I even did a search 110 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:58,207 for subterranean windowless space program funding. 111 00:03:58,209 --> 00:03:59,508 Doesn't exist. 112 00:03:59,510 --> 00:04:01,377 I was joking. 113 00:04:01,379 --> 00:04:02,578 It's unbecoming. Continue. 114 00:04:02,580 --> 00:04:03,979 We should be able to draw 115 00:04:03,981 --> 00:04:05,948 from four different earmarks 116 00:04:05,950 --> 00:04:09,018 in order to attain our $6,000 science club budget. 117 00:04:09,020 --> 00:04:10,820 This may hold up. 118 00:04:10,822 --> 00:04:12,922 I'll submit to the board after school. 119 00:04:12,924 --> 00:04:15,524 Speaking of which, I've never had a tardy before, 120 00:04:15,526 --> 00:04:17,193 and I'm not starting now. And you're not starting now. 121 00:04:17,195 --> 00:04:18,627 Can you at least admit that you're impressed 122 00:04:18,629 --> 00:04:19,795 that I'm progressing as a politician? 123 00:04:19,797 --> 00:04:22,832 I'll be impressed when we're fumigating. 124 00:04:26,070 --> 00:04:27,002 Hey, Patty. 125 00:04:27,004 --> 00:04:28,971 Yep. 126 00:04:30,942 --> 00:04:33,743 Really don't like this development. 127 00:04:33,745 --> 00:04:35,344 Happy. 128 00:04:35,346 --> 00:04:36,447 You have a moment to talk? 129 00:04:36,471 --> 00:04:37,981 Yeah. About the drive-in tonight? 130 00:04:37,982 --> 00:04:39,548 I was thinking we should bring our own snacks, 131 00:04:39,550 --> 00:04:41,350 considering our finances. 132 00:04:42,487 --> 00:04:45,454 We've been having a lot of fun lately, haven't we? 133 00:04:45,456 --> 00:04:47,123 Yeah, it's been all right. 134 00:04:47,125 --> 00:04:49,291 So, maybe, tonight, you can take a rain check, 135 00:04:49,293 --> 00:04:53,462 and Walt and I just go to the drive-in alone. 136 00:04:53,464 --> 00:04:55,598 Huh? We've been doing 137 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,366 a lot of activities together these past few weeks. 138 00:04:57,368 --> 00:04:58,768 Right. 139 00:04:58,770 --> 00:05:00,102 It's just for one night. 140 00:05:00,104 --> 00:05:02,471 I mean, Walt and I just started dating, 141 00:05:02,473 --> 00:05:04,840 so alone time is important. 142 00:05:05,977 --> 00:05:08,277 Sure. I-I'm good. 143 00:05:08,279 --> 00:05:09,945 Enjoy the movie. 144 00:05:09,947 --> 00:05:11,680 We-we can still do the Farmer's Market on Saturday. 145 00:05:11,682 --> 00:05:12,748 Can't. My schedule's full. 146 00:05:12,750 --> 00:05:14,116 Happy, come on. 147 00:05:14,118 --> 00:05:16,118 We are good to go, we can hit the road! 148 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:17,453 If I'm still invited. 149 00:05:18,723 --> 00:05:20,055 Long drive to the jobsite. 150 00:05:20,057 --> 00:05:21,357 Saddle up. 151 00:05:21,359 --> 00:05:22,958 Just-- don't say it. 152 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:25,127 Nothing to say. 153 00:05:25,129 --> 00:05:27,563 Except for "I told you so." 154 00:05:41,813 --> 00:05:43,145 Look at over there. 155 00:05:43,147 --> 00:05:44,246 It's the spot. 156 00:05:48,986 --> 00:05:51,787 Just being in proximity to one of these things creeps me out. 157 00:05:51,789 --> 00:05:53,055 Team Scorpion? 158 00:05:53,057 --> 00:05:54,623 In the flesh. 159 00:05:54,625 --> 00:05:55,658 Airman Jay Pendergraft. 160 00:05:55,660 --> 00:05:57,793 Welcome to nuclear missile silo B21-240J. 161 00:05:57,795 --> 00:05:59,528 Pretty name. 162 00:05:59,530 --> 00:06:00,729 Uh, let's get rolling. 163 00:06:00,731 --> 00:06:02,765 A few on our team have a movie to catch. 164 00:06:02,767 --> 00:06:04,433 This way. 165 00:06:06,270 --> 00:06:08,204 Save you, Agent Gallo. 166 00:06:08,206 --> 00:06:11,106 Word from base is you're under suspension from Homeland. 167 00:06:11,108 --> 00:06:12,241 That's correct, 168 00:06:12,243 --> 00:06:13,409 but according to federal law, 169 00:06:13,411 --> 00:06:15,344 government employees on suspension 170 00:06:15,346 --> 00:06:17,947 can take freelance work from other government agencies, 171 00:06:17,949 --> 00:06:20,549 provided they don't have any felony convictions. 172 00:06:20,551 --> 00:06:23,619 Scorpion are freelance contractors. 173 00:06:23,621 --> 00:06:25,588 Mr. Gallo is an employee of Scorpion. 174 00:06:25,590 --> 00:06:27,156 He's our intern. 175 00:06:27,158 --> 00:06:28,657 And a necessary team member. 176 00:06:28,659 --> 00:06:30,593 Without him, we leave. 177 00:06:30,595 --> 00:06:32,261 I'll run it by base. 178 00:06:33,798 --> 00:06:35,397 Intern? Mm-hmm. 179 00:06:35,399 --> 00:06:36,532 Even made you a badge. 180 00:06:41,205 --> 00:06:43,539 "Junior Intern." 181 00:06:43,541 --> 00:06:45,708 That's great. 182 00:06:48,212 --> 00:06:50,312 Base described your job here as twofold: 183 00:06:50,314 --> 00:06:52,615 inspect the Boreas 3 and replace all corroded hardware 184 00:06:52,617 --> 00:06:54,350 with new 3-D printed replacements. 185 00:06:54,352 --> 00:06:56,418 - And upgrade the launch software. - It sounds like 186 00:06:56,420 --> 00:06:57,419 we're prepping it for war. 187 00:06:57,421 --> 00:06:58,687 I thought they were being decommissioned. 188 00:06:58,689 --> 00:07:00,289 Well, we have to make sure that they're physically 189 00:07:00,291 --> 00:07:02,691 and internally stable before they're shut down. 190 00:07:02,693 --> 00:07:04,593 Or they don't shut down properly. 191 00:07:04,595 --> 00:07:06,328 And go kaboomski. 192 00:07:06,330 --> 00:07:07,863 A terrifying thought. 193 00:07:07,865 --> 00:07:10,032 Just like this elevator. 194 00:07:10,034 --> 00:07:11,734 It seems very old. 195 00:07:13,571 --> 00:07:15,971 Everything was new here in 1980. 196 00:07:15,973 --> 00:07:17,773 Most of the companies that built the missile and the silo 197 00:07:17,775 --> 00:07:19,208 are long out of business, 198 00:07:19,210 --> 00:07:21,176 or we'd be ordering replacement parts from them 199 00:07:21,178 --> 00:07:23,245 instead of having you print them up. 200 00:07:23,247 --> 00:07:26,081 1980, I was 22 years old. 201 00:07:26,083 --> 00:07:27,917 I was negative 17. 202 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:31,820 My God. 203 00:07:33,991 --> 00:07:35,958 Team Scorpion, Airman Jacobs. 204 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:37,960 Airman, Cabe Gallo. 205 00:07:37,962 --> 00:07:41,130 Geez. 60 megatons of nuclear destruction 206 00:07:41,132 --> 00:07:43,999 controlled by a computer with less power than a Pac-Man. 207 00:07:44,001 --> 00:07:45,134 Just two of you on call? 208 00:07:45,136 --> 00:07:47,603 It doesn't take much to babysit this dinosaur. 209 00:07:47,605 --> 00:07:49,905 All right, Happy, Sly and I will head to the missile 210 00:07:49,907 --> 00:07:51,073 and begin the software update. 211 00:07:51,075 --> 00:07:52,808 The first step is to access 212 00:07:52,810 --> 00:07:54,076 the warhead firmware panel, 213 00:07:54,078 --> 00:07:55,444 and then, create a link from the missile 214 00:07:55,446 --> 00:07:56,645 to our computers in here, 215 00:07:56,647 --> 00:07:58,547 then, begin uploading the new software. 216 00:07:58,549 --> 00:08:00,683 Any corroded parts we find-- screws, latches-- 217 00:08:00,685 --> 00:08:02,117 in the firmware panel itself, 218 00:08:02,119 --> 00:08:04,520 we'll call in specs to Paige, Toby and Cabe to begin printing. 219 00:08:04,522 --> 00:08:06,388 Okay, let's move out. 220 00:08:06,390 --> 00:08:08,257 Airman, can you show us the way, please? 221 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:10,893 You might need to run out and get us some lattes. 222 00:08:10,895 --> 00:08:12,127 You know, being the intern and all. 223 00:08:12,129 --> 00:08:15,998 You ever had your butt kicked by a junior intern? 224 00:08:18,736 --> 00:08:20,669 Once. 225 00:08:33,351 --> 00:08:34,850 Oof. 226 00:08:34,852 --> 00:08:35,784 That's a lot of missile. 227 00:08:35,786 --> 00:08:36,919 Just keep your eyes 228 00:08:36,921 --> 00:08:38,287 in front of you, Sly. You'll be fine. 229 00:08:38,289 --> 00:08:40,656 Thank you, Paige. No more distractions, please. 230 00:08:42,093 --> 00:08:43,926 Okay, make sure it's flush 231 00:08:43,928 --> 00:08:45,494 to prevent anything from falling in-between 232 00:08:45,496 --> 00:08:46,662 the walkway and the fuselage. 233 00:08:46,664 --> 00:08:48,564 Yeah, copy that. 234 00:08:52,770 --> 00:08:54,036 Once you're into the panel, 235 00:08:54,038 --> 00:08:55,804 it won't take long to patch in 236 00:08:55,806 --> 00:08:58,273 and relay to the control center. 237 00:08:58,275 --> 00:08:59,541 Understood. 238 00:08:59,543 --> 00:09:01,644 Aye, aye. Waiting. 239 00:09:01,646 --> 00:09:03,379 Already bored. 240 00:09:03,381 --> 00:09:06,348 Your tours are just 72 hours of this? 241 00:09:06,350 --> 00:09:08,050 Yeah. And this is exciting. 242 00:09:09,553 --> 00:09:11,120 Rusted bolt snapped. 243 00:09:11,122 --> 00:09:12,721 Got to replace it. Sly? 244 00:09:12,723 --> 00:09:13,956 Half-inch bolt diameter. 245 00:09:13,958 --> 00:09:14,890 Shouldn't he use a caliper? 246 00:09:14,892 --> 00:09:17,159 No. I got it. 247 00:09:20,765 --> 00:09:22,765 It's starting to print now. 248 00:09:22,767 --> 00:09:24,833 So what, just like, day shift, night shift, 249 00:09:24,835 --> 00:09:25,801 day shift, night shift, 250 00:09:25,803 --> 00:09:27,736 day shift... 251 00:09:27,738 --> 00:09:29,171 And night shift again. Yes. 252 00:09:29,173 --> 00:09:31,907 It's like that song, uh, "Nightshift" by the Commodores. 253 00:09:31,909 --> 00:09:33,075 Commodores? 254 00:09:33,077 --> 00:09:34,777 Were any of the members Naval officers? 255 00:09:34,779 --> 00:09:37,179 Oh, guys. Come on. You don't know the Commodores? 256 00:09:39,717 --> 00:09:43,118 Well, prepare to have your minds musically blown. 257 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:44,586 You want to know 258 00:09:44,588 --> 00:09:46,588 what I think of when I think of the Commodores? 259 00:09:46,590 --> 00:09:48,757 Harmonious interaction. 260 00:09:48,759 --> 00:09:50,959 Horns, vocals, 261 00:09:50,961 --> 00:09:53,462 drums, bass, guitars, all working together. 262 00:09:53,464 --> 00:09:54,930 Tight-knit group. 263 00:09:54,932 --> 00:09:56,298 Worked out great. 264 00:09:56,300 --> 00:09:57,566 Actually, there have been 265 00:09:57,568 --> 00:09:58,834 many members of the Commodores. 266 00:09:58,836 --> 00:10:00,302 Probably because some of them got sick 267 00:10:00,304 --> 00:10:03,138 of the others always hanging around. 268 00:10:04,442 --> 00:10:07,676 Paige, I need to swap out for a one-inch wrench. 269 00:10:07,678 --> 00:10:09,845 Is it okay if Walter passes that to me, 270 00:10:09,847 --> 00:10:12,514 or is that too intrusive? 271 00:10:12,516 --> 00:10:14,550 Guys, can we save this till later, please? 272 00:10:14,552 --> 00:10:17,953 And also, comms off for five minutes 273 00:10:17,955 --> 00:10:19,488 while everyone cools down. 274 00:10:19,490 --> 00:10:21,423 My pleasure. 275 00:10:23,327 --> 00:10:26,295 For the record, she's the one who's being ridiculous. 276 00:10:47,384 --> 00:10:48,200 Uh, rocket fuel leak. 277 00:10:48,224 --> 00:10:49,552 Extremely not good. We got to get the hell 278 00:10:49,553 --> 00:10:51,320 out of this silo-- the fumes are gonna kill us all. 279 00:10:51,322 --> 00:10:52,755 Grab the gear. 280 00:10:58,095 --> 00:10:59,361 What the hell? The door's locked! 281 00:10:59,363 --> 00:11:00,863 Oh, the comms are off. 282 00:11:00,865 --> 00:11:02,798 They can't hear us. 283 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,933 How can they not hear the alarm? 284 00:11:04,935 --> 00:11:07,302 ? Lady ? 285 00:11:07,304 --> 00:11:11,240 ? You bring me up when I'm down ? 286 00:11:11,242 --> 00:11:12,374 Toby, this is very loud. 287 00:11:12,376 --> 00:11:14,543 He does not represent the team. 288 00:11:14,545 --> 00:11:16,545 Don't listen to him, he's not full-time. 289 00:11:16,547 --> 00:11:17,679 All right, you see this move? 290 00:11:17,681 --> 00:11:19,882 ? Gonna change my life around, yeah ? 291 00:11:19,884 --> 00:11:22,184 1982, that move alone could cause pregnancy. 292 00:11:22,186 --> 00:11:24,953 ? Pretty lady ? ? You brought me in... ? 293 00:11:24,955 --> 00:11:27,656 Uh-oh. Oh, crap. 294 00:11:31,428 --> 00:11:33,095 Walter, what's going on? 295 00:11:33,097 --> 00:11:35,130 Guys, open the door now! Why would they seal? 296 00:11:35,132 --> 00:11:37,199 Fuel pressure's bottoming out. 297 00:11:37,201 --> 00:11:38,467 Okay, I dropped the wrench 298 00:11:38,469 --> 00:11:40,068 and punctured the tank, and now it's leaking fuel. 299 00:11:40,070 --> 00:11:42,404 Somebody get us out of here before the vapor kills us 300 00:11:42,406 --> 00:11:43,639 or the fuel's ignited! 301 00:11:43,641 --> 00:11:45,374 The slightest spark could do that. 302 00:11:45,376 --> 00:11:46,441 Working on the door override. 303 00:11:46,443 --> 00:11:48,944 Well, you better work faster, kid, 304 00:11:48,946 --> 00:11:51,580 unless you have protocol for a fuel tank eruption. 305 00:11:51,582 --> 00:11:52,948 Uh, no, we don't. 306 00:11:52,950 --> 00:11:54,817 It's open. 307 00:11:57,922 --> 00:11:58,954 If the fuel tank blows, 308 00:11:58,956 --> 00:12:00,189 does that mean the warhead blows, too? 309 00:12:00,191 --> 00:12:02,958 We don't know. This has never happened before. 310 00:12:06,263 --> 00:12:10,263 ? Scorpion 4x04 ? Nuke Kids on the Block 311 00:12:10,287 --> 00:12:12,287 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 312 00:12:14,379 --> 00:12:16,929 Okay, I screwed us up, so I will unscrew us. 313 00:12:16,930 --> 00:12:17,863 I don't understand how a simple wrench 314 00:12:17,865 --> 00:12:19,598 punches a hole in a nuclear weapon. 315 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:20,632 They're made light and thin 316 00:12:20,634 --> 00:12:22,000 so they fly faster, and it's ancient, 317 00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:23,034 so it's degraded. 318 00:12:23,036 --> 00:12:24,236 I'm running some quick calculations 319 00:12:24,238 --> 00:12:26,771 based on the proximity to small towns and cities. 320 00:12:26,773 --> 00:12:28,907 If this warhead goes off, it's millions dead? 321 00:12:28,909 --> 00:12:29,975 That's where it begins. 322 00:12:29,977 --> 00:12:31,209 Okay, Air Force are on their way 323 00:12:31,211 --> 00:12:32,210 with a fuel team to handle 324 00:12:32,212 --> 00:12:33,445 the leak and vapor issue. 325 00:12:33,447 --> 00:12:35,113 ETA? Four hours. 326 00:12:35,115 --> 00:12:36,348 We'll be dead well before then. 327 00:12:36,350 --> 00:12:38,116 Uh, hey, you got eggs in that fridge? 328 00:12:38,118 --> 00:12:40,385 Um, yeah. 329 00:12:40,387 --> 00:12:41,686 She's going somewhere with this. 330 00:12:43,156 --> 00:12:44,155 I think. 331 00:12:44,157 --> 00:12:45,323 Why is help four hours away? 332 00:12:45,325 --> 00:12:46,625 Well, an old rust pit like this 333 00:12:46,627 --> 00:12:48,660 isn't exactly high on the Air Force's priority list. 334 00:12:48,662 --> 00:12:50,695 Well, what if the fuel tank just empties? 335 00:12:50,697 --> 00:12:51,796 If we're careful about sparks, 336 00:12:51,798 --> 00:12:53,298 - it won't just blow up, right? - Wrong. 337 00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:55,200 This is your, uh, fuel tank emptying. 338 00:12:55,202 --> 00:12:56,635 Uh, which is bad. What's worse is 339 00:12:56,637 --> 00:12:58,503 the oxidizer tank on top of it. 340 00:12:58,505 --> 00:13:00,472 The more fuel that leaves the bottom tank, 341 00:13:00,474 --> 00:13:01,907 the more its integrity is compromised, 342 00:13:01,909 --> 00:13:03,475 and eventually, it won't be able to support 343 00:13:03,477 --> 00:13:05,777 the oxidizer on top, and... 344 00:13:05,779 --> 00:13:08,313 Death omelet. Make sure to wash your hands. 345 00:13:09,216 --> 00:13:11,216 So drain the oxidizer, too. 346 00:13:11,218 --> 00:13:12,017 The nitro tetroxide will ignite 347 00:13:12,019 --> 00:13:13,151 the second it hits those vapors. 348 00:13:13,153 --> 00:13:14,519 Okay, but this control center is meant 349 00:13:14,521 --> 00:13:15,587 to withstand a rocket launch. 350 00:13:15,589 --> 00:13:16,988 I mean, it can handle a fuel explosion. 351 00:13:16,990 --> 00:13:19,491 Let's disarm the warhead and just ride it out. 352 00:13:19,493 --> 00:13:21,760 No. Accessing the detonation system with our metal tools 353 00:13:21,762 --> 00:13:23,862 could cause a spark and ignite the fumes. 354 00:13:23,864 --> 00:13:24,863 We'd only need a wrench. 355 00:13:24,865 --> 00:13:26,264 We can make a polymer one 356 00:13:26,266 --> 00:13:27,699 from the 3-D printer-- it's sparkless. 357 00:13:27,701 --> 00:13:29,768 In a perfect world, but those tanks will collapse 358 00:13:29,770 --> 00:13:31,269 before you get the warhead disarmed. 359 00:13:31,271 --> 00:13:32,704 Shut those damn Klaxons down. 360 00:13:32,706 --> 00:13:34,906 Anything that old could spark and kill us all. 361 00:13:36,777 --> 00:13:38,843 Well, what now? 362 00:13:38,845 --> 00:13:41,212 The rocket fuel gauge is dropping dangerously low. 363 00:13:41,214 --> 00:13:42,948 Okay, issue number one-- stopping the fuel leak. 364 00:13:42,950 --> 00:13:44,482 Now, we can 3-D print a plug that, 365 00:13:44,484 --> 00:13:45,850 once inserted into the puncture, 366 00:13:45,852 --> 00:13:48,086 expands like an umbrella, fully blocking the leak, 367 00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:50,055 and the polymer printing material will withstand 368 00:13:50,057 --> 00:13:52,857 the fuel's corrosion long enough for the Air Force fuel team 369 00:13:52,859 --> 00:13:54,259 to arrive from the base. 370 00:13:54,261 --> 00:13:55,627 We can't replace it without protective suits. 371 00:13:55,629 --> 00:13:56,861 You guys have that? 372 00:13:56,863 --> 00:13:58,630 We have suits we can fortify but only so much. 373 00:13:58,632 --> 00:13:59,931 After enough exposure, 374 00:13:59,933 --> 00:14:02,200 those vapors will dissolve the materials and kill you. 375 00:14:02,202 --> 00:14:03,635 I'll get one. 376 00:14:03,637 --> 00:14:05,603 The metal doors leading into the silo are also spark risks. 377 00:14:05,605 --> 00:14:07,572 You just came in those doors. 378 00:14:07,574 --> 00:14:09,240 The vapor hadn't risen to where we were yet. 379 00:14:09,242 --> 00:14:11,843 Now it's permeated through the entire silo. 380 00:14:11,845 --> 00:14:13,378 The access door on the second level is rubberized 381 00:14:13,380 --> 00:14:14,879 and spark-safe for fuel techies. 382 00:14:18,485 --> 00:14:20,218 That sounds like the beginning of a death omelet. 383 00:14:20,220 --> 00:14:22,287 And that's issue number two-- shoring up the fuel tanks 384 00:14:22,289 --> 00:14:24,689 so the oxidizer doesn't collapse it and kill us all. 385 00:14:24,691 --> 00:14:26,391 Adding an inert gas to the fuel 386 00:14:26,393 --> 00:14:27,559 will help maintain its integrity. 387 00:14:27,561 --> 00:14:30,362 You guys have a supply of radon, helium? 388 00:14:30,364 --> 00:14:33,031 Uh, there's an artist warehouse off the highway, 389 00:14:33,033 --> 00:14:34,165 ten minutes from here. 390 00:14:34,167 --> 00:14:36,234 They make neon signs. The place is all lit up. 391 00:14:36,236 --> 00:14:37,302 Okay, neon gas works. 392 00:14:37,304 --> 00:14:39,738 Okay, me, Happy, and Doc will go get that. 393 00:14:39,740 --> 00:14:42,207 So, to print the plug, we need an accurate 394 00:14:42,209 --> 00:14:43,608 measurement of the rupture, 395 00:14:43,610 --> 00:14:45,377 but we can't bring in a camera, a phone-- 396 00:14:45,379 --> 00:14:47,712 anything metal that could cause a spark. 397 00:14:47,714 --> 00:14:51,649 So the measurement will have to be eyeballed 398 00:14:51,651 --> 00:14:55,086 by a genius with the talent to memorize dimensions. 399 00:14:55,088 --> 00:14:57,589 Wonderful. 400 00:14:57,591 --> 00:14:59,991 We need to shore up the Hazmat suit 401 00:14:59,993 --> 00:15:02,594 so vapor can't get in, or you will die. 402 00:15:02,596 --> 00:15:04,629 Every opening sealed, 403 00:15:04,631 --> 00:15:07,832 gloves and helmet duct-taped for extra protection. 404 00:15:07,834 --> 00:15:11,002 Finally, the oxygen tank, so you can breathe. 405 00:15:11,004 --> 00:15:13,338 You've got to move fast, Sly. 406 00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:14,372 We don't know how long you'll have 407 00:15:14,374 --> 00:15:15,673 before the suit's compromised. 408 00:15:15,675 --> 00:15:18,343 Okay, Sly, good to go. 409 00:15:18,345 --> 00:15:19,544 Thumbs up? 410 00:15:22,682 --> 00:15:24,049 I have to pee. 411 00:15:36,530 --> 00:15:37,862 Don't be so hard on yourself. 412 00:15:37,864 --> 00:15:39,731 - I'm not. - Yeah, you are. 413 00:15:39,733 --> 00:15:40,999 You dropped a wrench. 414 00:15:41,001 --> 00:15:43,134 Even Michael Jordan missed the occasional free throw. 415 00:15:43,136 --> 00:15:44,869 Missing a free throw never detonated 416 00:15:44,871 --> 00:15:46,037 a nuclear warhead. 417 00:15:46,039 --> 00:15:48,406 As far as we know. 418 00:15:52,579 --> 00:15:56,114 Hey, I got some movie tickets to the Glendora drive-in. 419 00:15:56,116 --> 00:15:57,615 I did notice how bummed you were 420 00:15:57,617 --> 00:15:58,883 when the waitress disinvited you, 421 00:15:58,885 --> 00:16:00,952 and I figure we could go, just us. 422 00:16:00,954 --> 00:16:03,054 I'm not bummed, and I don't want to go. 423 00:16:03,056 --> 00:16:04,355 Come on. 424 00:16:04,357 --> 00:16:07,192 You and me, provided we prevent this nuclear explosion. 425 00:16:07,194 --> 00:16:10,361 Okay, which we are nowhere near pulling off because I blew it. 426 00:16:10,363 --> 00:16:12,764 I got weak and emotional, 427 00:16:12,766 --> 00:16:15,233 and it's all because that waitress came to Scorpion. 428 00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:16,367 If Walter hadn't hired her, 429 00:16:16,369 --> 00:16:18,403 I would not be feeling things right now. 430 00:16:18,405 --> 00:16:21,339 I wouldn't have gotten upset over that stupid drive-in, 431 00:16:21,341 --> 00:16:22,507 I wouldn't have lost focus, 432 00:16:22,509 --> 00:16:24,109 and I wouldn't have dropped that wrench. 433 00:16:24,111 --> 00:16:26,811 So Walt hiring Paige three and a half years ago 434 00:16:26,813 --> 00:16:28,847 made you drop that wrench today? 435 00:16:28,849 --> 00:16:30,181 That's interesting logic. 436 00:16:30,183 --> 00:16:31,349 Why do you want to be human, anyway? 437 00:16:31,351 --> 00:16:33,585 Being human sucks. 438 00:16:33,587 --> 00:16:34,786 She's ruined all of us. 439 00:16:34,788 --> 00:16:38,289 Well, if she hadn't made us feel and be more human, 440 00:16:38,291 --> 00:16:39,991 then you would have never married me. 441 00:16:39,993 --> 00:16:43,628 I mean, she is the reason we're together. 442 00:16:45,332 --> 00:16:47,232 That is a good thing, right? 443 00:16:50,103 --> 00:16:52,437 Right? 444 00:16:54,074 --> 00:16:56,374 Guys, this is bad. 445 00:16:56,376 --> 00:16:58,610 The fuel is rushing out. 446 00:16:58,612 --> 00:17:01,146 The fuel, whose vapors can eat through my suit. 447 00:17:01,148 --> 00:17:03,047 Plug design is prepared, 448 00:17:03,049 --> 00:17:04,749 and comms are patched into the speakers. 449 00:17:04,751 --> 00:17:07,352 Sly, the sooner we get the specs on that rupture, 450 00:17:07,354 --> 00:17:09,020 the sooner you get out of there. 451 00:17:09,022 --> 00:17:10,889 Getting closer. 452 00:17:13,026 --> 00:17:15,860 You have family? 453 00:17:15,862 --> 00:17:17,262 She's wearing a hospital bracelet. 454 00:17:17,264 --> 00:17:20,098 She had a circulation issue when she was born. 455 00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:22,267 That picture was taken after we got home 456 00:17:22,269 --> 00:17:23,501 from follow-up surgery. 457 00:17:24,504 --> 00:17:26,271 She's doing great now. 458 00:17:26,273 --> 00:17:27,572 You'll see them again. 459 00:17:30,644 --> 00:17:32,944 Best calculation for the rupture is 460 00:17:32,946 --> 00:17:34,979 14.68 inches circumference, 461 00:17:34,981 --> 00:17:37,215 which I am basing on the memory of similarly circumferenced 462 00:17:37,217 --> 00:17:38,583 dodgeballs that I was routinely beaned with 463 00:17:38,585 --> 00:17:39,684 in middle school. 464 00:17:39,686 --> 00:17:41,186 Coming back out. 465 00:17:41,188 --> 00:17:43,021 He's really our best hope? 466 00:17:44,891 --> 00:17:47,158 So you need all this for some kind of refrigerant? 467 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,360 That's what our boss from Homeland Security told us. 468 00:17:49,362 --> 00:17:50,562 We're just following orders. 469 00:17:50,564 --> 00:17:52,764 Now, let's get the last tank. 470 00:17:52,766 --> 00:17:55,166 See, old me could care less about this neon yutz. 471 00:17:55,168 --> 00:17:57,535 New me, Mrs. Feelings, is screaming inside 472 00:17:57,537 --> 00:17:59,237 because he should be running away from here as far as he can. 473 00:17:59,239 --> 00:18:01,072 Well, okay, yeah, but you tell him, 474 00:18:01,074 --> 00:18:02,674 he's gonna tell ten others, who'll pass it on 475 00:18:02,676 --> 00:18:03,741 and cause a panic. 476 00:18:03,743 --> 00:18:05,677 And then maybe die driving off in a rush 477 00:18:05,679 --> 00:18:07,946 when we're gonna fix this. Or not. 478 00:18:12,752 --> 00:18:14,419 She's angrier than usual. 479 00:18:14,421 --> 00:18:15,887 It's just textbook projection. 480 00:18:15,889 --> 00:18:17,522 She has guilt for dropping the wrench, 481 00:18:17,524 --> 00:18:19,057 and she's picked Paige to blame for it. 482 00:18:19,059 --> 00:18:21,392 Let's go, ladies! 483 00:18:21,394 --> 00:18:24,629 Better Paige than us. 484 00:18:25,732 --> 00:18:26,931 Copy that, Toby. 485 00:18:26,933 --> 00:18:29,033 They're a few miles out, will be here soon. 486 00:18:29,035 --> 00:18:30,802 We'll help unload the tanks. 487 00:18:30,804 --> 00:18:32,537 Plug is finished. 488 00:18:32,539 --> 00:18:35,907 We'll need 20 feet of hose to connect the neon tanks 489 00:18:35,909 --> 00:18:37,976 to the coupler and... 490 00:18:37,978 --> 00:18:39,811 two Hazmat suits for me and Paige. 491 00:18:39,813 --> 00:18:41,145 Supply closet's down the hall. 492 00:18:41,147 --> 00:18:42,480 Be right out. 493 00:18:42,482 --> 00:18:44,916 It'll, uh... It'll just be me and you in there. 494 00:18:44,918 --> 00:18:47,318 Alone, dressed in fancy suits. 495 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,754 Be like a fun date. 496 00:18:49,756 --> 00:18:51,923 Again, I think we define "date" differently. 497 00:18:57,998 --> 00:19:00,131 Hoses locked. 498 00:19:03,536 --> 00:19:05,270 All right, neon's all hooked up here. 499 00:19:05,272 --> 00:19:07,639 Walt? Connected. 500 00:19:07,641 --> 00:19:09,040 Okay. 501 00:19:09,042 --> 00:19:11,175 When the plug's in place, we'll give the signal. 502 00:19:16,216 --> 00:19:18,549 Sounds like breakfast is cooking. 503 00:19:18,551 --> 00:19:20,885 No death omelet. We're gonna get this done. 504 00:19:20,887 --> 00:19:21,953 Guys, double-time. 505 00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:28,926 It's stuck. I-I got it. 506 00:19:34,034 --> 00:19:36,100 Go back inside, your suit is failing around your neck. 507 00:19:36,102 --> 00:19:37,368 It's fine, we're almost done. 508 00:19:37,370 --> 00:19:39,003 If it ruptures, the fumes will kill you. 509 00:19:39,005 --> 00:19:40,204 I've got this. Go inside now. 510 00:19:40,206 --> 00:19:42,907 Okay, just hurry. Okay. 511 00:19:45,312 --> 00:19:48,146 It's in. I'm deploying the plug. 512 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,887 Leak stopped. Happy, the neon. 513 00:19:55,889 --> 00:19:57,989 Here goes nothing. 514 00:20:02,862 --> 00:20:04,562 - You okay? - Yeah. 515 00:20:05,665 --> 00:20:07,098 Pressure's coming back up. 516 00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,199 It's still creaking. 517 00:20:08,201 --> 00:20:09,200 It's a good creaking. 518 00:20:09,202 --> 00:20:10,735 The structure is regaining integrity. 519 00:20:10,737 --> 00:20:12,170 Well, then come back to the control room. 520 00:20:12,172 --> 00:20:13,271 It's dangerous as hell in there. 521 00:20:13,273 --> 00:20:15,406 Okay. On my way. 522 00:20:25,046 --> 00:20:27,079 Walter! 523 00:20:30,025 --> 00:20:31,124 What the hell was that? 524 00:20:31,126 --> 00:20:33,053 The vapor must have compromised the platform. 525 00:20:33,054 --> 00:20:34,019 It gave way and Walter fell. 526 00:20:34,021 --> 00:20:35,387 He's knocked out. 527 00:20:35,389 --> 00:20:36,355 His head's in a pool of fuel 528 00:20:36,357 --> 00:20:38,867 at the bottom of the silo. Walter! 529 00:20:38,868 --> 00:20:40,001 That fuel is gonna go through his suit 530 00:20:40,003 --> 00:20:42,537 like acid. He's got three minutes, tops. 531 00:20:42,539 --> 00:20:44,605 I'm going back in. Sly, tape up around my neck fast. 532 00:20:44,607 --> 00:20:46,908 Paige, you'll need an extra pair of hands down there. 533 00:20:46,910 --> 00:20:48,076 I'll suit up. 534 00:20:48,078 --> 00:20:50,111 Uh, too late. Sorry, Cabe, only one suit left 535 00:20:50,113 --> 00:20:51,446 and it fits me. 536 00:20:51,448 --> 00:20:53,147 Paige and I are strong enough to drag out one skinny nerd, 537 00:20:53,149 --> 00:20:55,350 unless it's weird. You and me, Walt together. 538 00:20:55,352 --> 00:20:57,552 I know you don't like that. This time it's fine. 539 00:20:57,554 --> 00:20:59,687 There's one problem. He fell to level one, 540 00:20:59,689 --> 00:21:01,489 but the door on that level isn't rubberized. 541 00:21:01,491 --> 00:21:02,924 If you try to access the silo from there... 542 00:21:02,926 --> 00:21:04,826 Then it sparks, blammo. 543 00:21:04,828 --> 00:21:06,627 So we lower something down from level two. 544 00:21:06,629 --> 00:21:07,795 We fish him out. 545 00:21:07,797 --> 00:21:10,198 No, a hook or a harness could tear Walt's suit. 546 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,567 So we got to choose between a tear or a spark. 547 00:21:12,569 --> 00:21:14,869 It's pretty crappy options. Damn right. 548 00:21:14,871 --> 00:21:16,371 I vote for none of the above. 549 00:21:16,373 --> 00:21:17,405 We don't rip the suit 550 00:21:17,407 --> 00:21:19,140 and we open the door without causing a spark. 551 00:21:19,142 --> 00:21:20,141 Explain. 552 00:21:20,143 --> 00:21:21,542 We could treat the door like a runway. 553 00:21:21,544 --> 00:21:23,144 In emergency landings, they foam the runway 554 00:21:23,146 --> 00:21:24,345 to prevent sparks or fires. 555 00:21:24,347 --> 00:21:25,780 It works, sometimes. 556 00:21:25,782 --> 00:21:27,348 Make it work this time. 557 00:21:27,350 --> 00:21:30,184 Okay, I-I'm gonna need baking soda, vinegar and dish soap. 558 00:21:36,559 --> 00:21:38,126 Come on, guys. 559 00:21:41,398 --> 00:21:43,231 All right, that should do it. 560 00:21:43,233 --> 00:21:44,532 Now go get our boy. 561 00:21:44,534 --> 00:21:45,867 Cabe, Toby, get out of there now. 562 00:21:45,869 --> 00:21:47,235 As soon as I remotely open the blast door, 563 00:21:47,237 --> 00:21:49,570 deadly vapors are coming out. 564 00:21:50,340 --> 00:21:51,339 Do it now, Sly. 565 00:21:51,341 --> 00:21:53,274 I'm gonna. Now! 566 00:21:53,276 --> 00:21:55,143 Forgive me if I am tentative, 567 00:21:55,145 --> 00:21:56,978 but if this foam doesn't prevent a spark, 568 00:21:56,980 --> 00:21:58,312 then we're all dead. 569 00:21:58,314 --> 00:22:00,448 If we don't go in now, Walt's dead! 570 00:22:07,891 --> 00:22:09,690 Walter! 571 00:22:09,692 --> 00:22:11,826 We got you, pal! 572 00:22:13,596 --> 00:22:15,630 Okay, take his other arm. Okay. 573 00:22:15,632 --> 00:22:18,466 On three. One, two, three. 574 00:22:18,468 --> 00:22:19,434 Ah, pull harder. 575 00:22:23,373 --> 00:22:24,539 Did it eat through his suit? 576 00:22:24,541 --> 00:22:25,807 If it had, he'd be dead already, 577 00:22:25,809 --> 00:22:27,475 and Sleeping Beauty is just waking up. 578 00:22:27,477 --> 00:22:28,843 Walter. 579 00:22:28,845 --> 00:22:30,278 We got you. It's okay. 580 00:22:31,347 --> 00:22:33,981 - Sign says "no swimming," boss. - Hey, come on. 581 00:22:41,090 --> 00:22:43,224 Walter, are you okay? 582 00:22:43,226 --> 00:22:44,959 Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay. 583 00:22:44,961 --> 00:22:47,395 I'm okay. 584 00:22:47,397 --> 00:22:49,363 You guys are a good team. 585 00:22:55,772 --> 00:22:59,106 Strategic Air Command has been updated on our status. 586 00:22:59,108 --> 00:23:00,608 Fuel teams are two hours out. 587 00:23:00,610 --> 00:23:01,776 Plug's holding up. 588 00:23:01,778 --> 00:23:04,345 That thing's tougher than a two-dollar steak. 589 00:23:05,715 --> 00:23:07,215 Patty? 590 00:23:07,217 --> 00:23:08,416 We could not be in a worse situation. 591 00:23:08,418 --> 00:23:10,685 Uh, I can think of one. 592 00:23:10,687 --> 00:23:11,819 Well, you better think 593 00:23:11,821 --> 00:23:13,154 of a new way to fund the science club 594 00:23:13,156 --> 00:23:14,622 because our proposal was just rejected. 595 00:23:14,624 --> 00:23:15,623 What? 596 00:23:15,625 --> 00:23:16,924 It was a rock-solid plan. 597 00:23:16,926 --> 00:23:19,060 Can't allocate from a budget of zero. 598 00:23:19,062 --> 00:23:20,661 There is no money left. 599 00:23:20,663 --> 00:23:22,697 Finance subcommittee just broke the news. 600 00:23:22,699 --> 00:23:24,198 So, come up with a plan B. 601 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:27,702 Uh... I-I'm kind of in the middle of something. 602 00:23:27,704 --> 00:23:29,804 Do you need a lecture on priorities? 603 00:23:29,806 --> 00:23:31,439 You're an alderman. Act like one. 604 00:23:31,441 --> 00:23:33,941 How do you act like an alderman? 605 00:23:33,943 --> 00:23:35,743 Council session ends at 7:00. Be there. 606 00:23:35,745 --> 00:23:37,745 Uh, guys, 607 00:23:37,747 --> 00:23:38,946 a little problem here. 608 00:23:38,948 --> 00:23:40,515 Pressure readings in the fuel tank are way off. 609 00:23:40,517 --> 00:23:44,085 Neon alone would not create pressure this high. 610 00:23:44,087 --> 00:23:46,153 Why would there be anything other than neon 611 00:23:46,155 --> 00:23:47,688 in a neon shop's tanks? 612 00:23:47,690 --> 00:23:49,891 Well, neon in signs is often mixed 613 00:23:49,893 --> 00:23:51,659 with other inert gases like argon and xenon 614 00:23:51,661 --> 00:23:53,394 to create various colors. 615 00:23:53,396 --> 00:23:54,695 So, if the shop owner 616 00:23:54,697 --> 00:23:56,163 accidentally gave you a premixed tank... 617 00:23:56,165 --> 00:23:59,934 The additional molecular mass of the second inert gas 618 00:23:59,936 --> 00:24:01,469 could increase the pressure up to tenfold! 619 00:24:01,471 --> 00:24:02,737 What the hell does that mean? 620 00:24:09,946 --> 00:24:12,079 - Stopper blew. - Our eggs are scrambled. 621 00:24:12,081 --> 00:24:13,881 The rupture has almost doubled in size! 622 00:24:13,883 --> 00:24:16,517 Fuel is pouring out twice as fast. 623 00:24:16,519 --> 00:24:17,919 No way to plug it now. 624 00:24:17,921 --> 00:24:19,420 Walter, what do we do? I don't know. 625 00:24:19,422 --> 00:24:21,122 I'm just the intern, 626 00:24:21,124 --> 00:24:23,090 but it's your damn job to know. 627 00:24:24,928 --> 00:24:26,460 I have an idea. 628 00:24:26,462 --> 00:24:28,229 But no one's gonna like it. 629 00:24:28,231 --> 00:24:30,565 I like the idea of exploding even less. 630 00:24:30,567 --> 00:24:31,933 Funny you should mention explosions 631 00:24:31,935 --> 00:24:34,936 because our only chance of survival is to trigger one. 632 00:24:34,938 --> 00:24:38,739 Now, we need to blow the fuel tanks and launch the warhead. 633 00:24:44,420 --> 00:24:47,010 Just so we're clear, guy with the 197 IQ 634 00:24:47,011 --> 00:24:49,378 wants to blow up a nuke? Not blow it up. Eject it. 635 00:24:49,380 --> 00:24:51,380 Did that fuel boil your brain? 636 00:24:51,382 --> 00:24:53,815 You spent the past half hour saying an explosion is bad. 637 00:24:53,817 --> 00:24:55,317 Yes, but now that we know one is inevitable, 638 00:24:55,319 --> 00:24:57,219 we need to make it useful instead of deadly. 639 00:24:57,221 --> 00:24:58,453 I think I follow you. 640 00:24:58,455 --> 00:25:00,289 If we blow it with too much fuel in the silo, 641 00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:01,690 it won't matter if the warhead 642 00:25:01,692 --> 00:25:03,659 isn't armed because the force of the blast 643 00:25:03,661 --> 00:25:05,494 will trigger a-a nuclear reaction. 644 00:25:05,496 --> 00:25:07,484 And if there's too little fuel causing an oxidizer collapse... 645 00:25:07,508 --> 00:25:09,731 Then the warhead falls into a fiery pit and we get the same outcome. 646 00:25:09,733 --> 00:25:12,634 But if we siphon out enough fuel from the base of the silo... 647 00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:14,202 It'll loosen the warhead and remove it from the missile. 648 00:25:14,204 --> 00:25:16,572 Then we remotely open the exterior hatch, 649 00:25:16,574 --> 00:25:18,473 causing a spark to initiate an explosion 650 00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:19,942 that we've designed to be the perfect size. 651 00:25:19,944 --> 00:25:22,611 So we get an unarmed warhead 652 00:25:22,613 --> 00:25:24,546 that shoots out like a cork gun, harmless. 653 00:25:24,548 --> 00:25:27,950 Assuming this works, how will we know where the warhead ends up? 654 00:25:27,952 --> 00:25:30,285 Uh, we won't exactly. 655 00:25:30,287 --> 00:25:31,753 Airman, what is the safe landing zone? 656 00:25:31,755 --> 00:25:34,623 All desert and uninhabited hills for 30 miles around the silo. 657 00:25:34,625 --> 00:25:36,091 Factoring that into my equation 658 00:25:36,093 --> 00:25:37,359 to keep the warhead within range. 659 00:25:37,361 --> 00:25:38,660 What about the neon guy? 660 00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:40,429 Well, he's four miles away, so the force of the blast 661 00:25:40,431 --> 00:25:42,631 will carry this thing ten miles, go right over him. 662 00:25:42,633 --> 00:25:44,099 Since the nuke won't be armed, 663 00:25:44,101 --> 00:25:45,500 once it's located, the Air Force techs 664 00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:47,369 are gonna have all the time in the world to dispose of it. 665 00:25:47,371 --> 00:25:50,973 If the fuel tank pressure falls into the hot zone, then... 666 00:25:52,176 --> 00:25:54,109 ...boom. At this rate, we have four minutes. 667 00:25:54,111 --> 00:25:56,111 I'll get to work loosening the warhead. 668 00:25:56,113 --> 00:25:58,847 Looks like I'll have to 3-D print those wrenches after all. 669 00:25:58,849 --> 00:25:59,982 I'll need help in there. 670 00:25:59,984 --> 00:26:01,116 Walter and I are already suited up. 671 00:26:01,118 --> 00:26:02,751 Oh, crap, there's only enough polymer left 672 00:26:02,753 --> 00:26:04,620 to print one wrench. We need three. 673 00:26:04,622 --> 00:26:05,787 Okay, then we share it. 674 00:26:05,789 --> 00:26:07,255 Uh, Toby, Cabe, 675 00:26:07,257 --> 00:26:08,790 head to the valve room and start siphoning fuel 676 00:26:08,792 --> 00:26:10,792 from the bottom of the silo. 677 00:26:10,794 --> 00:26:11,893 There's a safe storage basin on a sublevel. 678 00:26:11,895 --> 00:26:13,095 You can drain the fuel into that. 679 00:26:13,097 --> 00:26:14,930 Great. Sly, how much should we siphon out? 680 00:26:14,932 --> 00:26:16,999 I'm working on the numbers. Stay tuned. 681 00:26:24,441 --> 00:26:25,907 Okay, Paige, you're up. 682 00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:33,248 Here, Walter. 683 00:26:42,493 --> 00:26:44,760 The warhead is almost disengaged. Cabe? 684 00:26:45,663 --> 00:26:47,663 All right. Good to go, Doc. 685 00:26:47,665 --> 00:26:49,665 Let her rip. 686 00:26:56,006 --> 00:26:57,205 Thar she flows. 687 00:26:57,207 --> 00:26:59,241 Fuel is being sucked into the pump 688 00:26:59,243 --> 00:27:00,909 and out into the storage basin. 689 00:27:00,911 --> 00:27:03,412 I got the number. 1,502 gallons. 690 00:27:03,414 --> 00:27:05,013 That's the amount of fuel we need to siphon out. 691 00:27:05,015 --> 00:27:06,448 Any more, any less, 692 00:27:06,450 --> 00:27:08,283 we're goners. Now keep your eye on that gauge. 693 00:27:08,285 --> 00:27:11,820 Okay. Now, assuming my fuel math is right, 694 00:27:11,822 --> 00:27:14,423 the curvature of the warhead 695 00:27:14,425 --> 00:27:16,558 underside edges is shaped perfectly 696 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,694 to ride the blast energy that will be concentrated beneath it. 697 00:27:18,696 --> 00:27:20,862 That's it. 698 00:27:20,864 --> 00:27:21,997 I found my solution. 699 00:27:21,999 --> 00:27:23,231 For the nuke? 700 00:27:23,233 --> 00:27:24,966 No. For the West Altadenia Science Club. 701 00:27:27,538 --> 00:27:29,037 Uh, guys, 702 00:27:29,039 --> 00:27:31,106 we are 30 seconds from trouble. Please tell me you're done. 703 00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:33,642 Just loosening up the final bolts. 704 00:27:33,644 --> 00:27:35,610 Okay. 705 00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:37,212 Good to go. Now. 706 00:27:37,214 --> 00:27:39,014 Great. Get out of there. 707 00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:45,587 Cabe, Toby, how's that fuel doing? 708 00:27:45,589 --> 00:27:47,723 And... finito. Cut it. 709 00:27:47,725 --> 00:27:49,591 Okay, Sly, we're ready down here. 710 00:27:49,593 --> 00:27:51,026 Readying hatch for breach. 711 00:27:51,028 --> 00:27:52,060 20 seconds. 712 00:27:52,062 --> 00:27:54,029 Good job. 713 00:27:54,031 --> 00:27:56,431 All three of us, one wrench. Not easy. 714 00:27:56,433 --> 00:27:57,899 For what it's worth... 715 00:27:59,570 --> 00:28:02,270 ...I'm really glad we came together in there, 716 00:28:02,272 --> 00:28:03,371 all three of us. 717 00:28:03,373 --> 00:28:05,507 Right, but the truth is 718 00:28:05,509 --> 00:28:07,642 you two do pretty well on your own, also. 719 00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:10,212 I should've been aware that that was important to you. 720 00:28:10,214 --> 00:28:12,881 I guess I like hanging around you guys. 721 00:28:12,883 --> 00:28:13,949 Don't know why. 722 00:28:13,951 --> 00:28:15,450 Thank you. 723 00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:21,490 I'm not sure that was a compliment. 724 00:28:21,492 --> 00:28:23,291 Opening exterior hatch now. 725 00:28:23,293 --> 00:28:25,627 Should spark any second. 726 00:28:32,703 --> 00:28:36,638 Please tell me that's not what I think it is. 727 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:37,839 It is. 728 00:28:52,823 --> 00:28:55,690 Well... it worked? 729 00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:57,092 I can't believe it. We're safe! 730 00:28:57,094 --> 00:28:59,094 Not exactly. 731 00:28:59,096 --> 00:29:00,829 There's that tone. 732 00:29:00,831 --> 00:29:01,863 I hate that tone. 733 00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:03,465 Prior to the explosion, 734 00:29:03,467 --> 00:29:05,634 the warhead timer was triggered. 735 00:29:05,636 --> 00:29:07,002 Okay, by what? 736 00:29:07,004 --> 00:29:09,271 The vapor. It must have corroded the circuit board 737 00:29:09,273 --> 00:29:10,539 and compromised the warhead. 738 00:29:10,541 --> 00:29:11,740 So, we just launched 739 00:29:11,742 --> 00:29:14,609 a live nuke somewhere into a 30-mile radius 740 00:29:14,611 --> 00:29:16,278 and it's gonna detonate in 20 minutes. 741 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:17,279 No. 742 00:29:17,281 --> 00:29:18,980 19 and a half. 743 00:29:25,867 --> 00:29:28,151 Countdown status? 18 minutes, 32 seconds. 744 00:29:28,152 --> 00:29:29,518 Ah, I can see the headlines. 745 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,353 "Millions Incinerated by a Crack Team of Geniuses 746 00:29:31,355 --> 00:29:32,922 and Their Crusty Intern." 747 00:29:32,924 --> 00:29:33,923 Zip it. What's the play? 748 00:29:33,925 --> 00:29:36,025 There is no way to kill the timer remotely. 749 00:29:36,027 --> 00:29:37,226 We can't disarm a nuke we can't find. 750 00:29:37,228 --> 00:29:39,128 Satellite imagery. No time. 751 00:29:39,130 --> 00:29:40,264 How about a map? 752 00:29:40,288 --> 00:29:41,563 Oh, you mean the one that tells us 753 00:29:41,564 --> 00:29:44,465 exactly where an '80s-era warhead with no GPS is located? 754 00:29:44,466 --> 00:29:45,666 That's a great idea. 755 00:29:45,667 --> 00:29:48,134 See, this is why you're never gonna get promoted. 756 00:29:48,136 --> 00:29:49,302 No, a map in the sky. 757 00:29:49,304 --> 00:29:51,571 Our stopper blew because we accidentally mixed neon 758 00:29:51,573 --> 00:29:52,672 with other gases, right? 759 00:29:52,674 --> 00:29:54,440 So we check security footage, 760 00:29:54,442 --> 00:29:56,209 and we look for that big old neon streak in the sky 761 00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:58,744 when that sucker launched! Cabe? 762 00:29:58,746 --> 00:30:01,714 You may have a future in this company after all. 763 00:30:03,117 --> 00:30:05,597 I'm pulling up security footage from the front gate. 764 00:30:07,689 --> 00:30:09,355 Come on, come on. 765 00:30:09,357 --> 00:30:11,390 There! The purple neon arc. 766 00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:14,460 Okay. It's a... exit angle of 52 degrees... 767 00:30:14,462 --> 00:30:16,662 headed north by northeast. Object mass, 768 00:30:16,664 --> 00:30:18,564 velocity of the pressure wave, factoring in 769 00:30:18,566 --> 00:30:20,299 the gravity constant... 770 00:30:20,301 --> 00:30:22,535 Okay, I got it. Got the location. 771 00:30:34,515 --> 00:30:35,748 How much time?! 772 00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:37,683 31 seconds till this thing blows! 773 00:30:37,685 --> 00:30:38,918 This blows! 774 00:30:40,788 --> 00:30:42,321 All of you, stay back! 775 00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:55,234 Come on, genius, you got us into this. 776 00:30:55,236 --> 00:30:57,803 Think. 777 00:30:58,706 --> 00:30:59,905 What are you guys doing? 778 00:30:59,907 --> 00:31:01,440 Get back! We're staying right here. 779 00:31:01,442 --> 00:31:03,142 Just think of us as an extra seven wheels of support. 780 00:31:03,144 --> 00:31:04,510 - You got this. - Besides, 781 00:31:04,512 --> 00:31:05,578 it's a nuclear blast, it doesn't matter 782 00:31:05,580 --> 00:31:07,246 where we stand. 783 00:31:07,248 --> 00:31:09,115 16 seconds. Come on, Happy. 784 00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:11,517 15, 14, 785 00:31:11,519 --> 00:31:12,885 13, oh, God! 786 00:31:12,887 --> 00:31:14,320 Okay, shut up, we can all count. 787 00:31:14,322 --> 00:31:16,088 Come on... 788 00:31:16,090 --> 00:31:18,791 Sweetheart, it doesn't look like you know what you're doing. 789 00:31:18,793 --> 00:31:20,393 Eight. You know, actually, seven, 790 00:31:20,395 --> 00:31:22,161 because when I said "Oh, God," that took a second. 791 00:31:22,163 --> 00:31:25,264 Oh, God, we're down to three, two, one! 792 00:31:34,208 --> 00:31:35,207 What the...? 793 00:31:35,209 --> 00:31:36,542 How...? 794 00:31:36,544 --> 00:31:37,476 How'd you do that? 795 00:31:37,478 --> 00:31:39,211 Pulled the battery. 796 00:31:39,213 --> 00:31:41,013 Puppy can't blow without power. 797 00:31:44,419 --> 00:31:46,619 You know, o-our job was to decommission the nuke, 798 00:31:46,621 --> 00:31:50,022 and technically, that's decommissioned, so, um... 799 00:31:50,024 --> 00:31:51,624 we'll send you our bill. 800 00:31:53,728 --> 00:31:55,394 Airman Pendergraft, 801 00:31:55,396 --> 00:31:56,729 I assume the Air Force can wrap all this up. 802 00:31:56,731 --> 00:31:58,497 I have someplace to be and I can't be late. 803 00:31:58,499 --> 00:31:59,932 It's really stress-inducing. 804 00:31:59,934 --> 00:32:03,002 What could be more stressful than this? 805 00:32:10,778 --> 00:32:12,545 Where were you? 806 00:32:12,547 --> 00:32:14,480 You have less than three minutes before the session ends. 807 00:32:14,482 --> 00:32:16,482 - We were busy. - Alderman Dodd. 808 00:32:16,484 --> 00:32:18,351 Glad you could find time to join us. 809 00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:19,585 Sorry, I was at work. 810 00:32:19,587 --> 00:32:21,654 City government is work as well. 811 00:32:21,656 --> 00:32:22,988 And you're late. 812 00:32:22,990 --> 00:32:24,690 Not me. Never had a tardy. 813 00:32:24,692 --> 00:32:27,360 Uh, I understand that there are a few minutes left. 814 00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:29,395 I'd like to talk about saving the science club. 815 00:32:29,397 --> 00:32:31,163 That's been settled. There's no money in the budget. 816 00:32:31,165 --> 00:32:32,264 There will be. 817 00:32:32,266 --> 00:32:33,499 Once we put a hat 818 00:32:33,501 --> 00:32:36,068 on every lamppost in West Altadenia. 819 00:32:43,311 --> 00:32:44,677 You see, if we use 820 00:32:44,679 --> 00:32:47,513 a reflective surface for the underside of each conical cover, 821 00:32:47,515 --> 00:32:50,282 not unlike the shape of the bottom of a nuclear warhead, 822 00:32:50,284 --> 00:32:51,584 then, electric light, 823 00:32:51,586 --> 00:32:53,986 that our city pays for, that currently and wastefully 824 00:32:53,988 --> 00:32:55,821 shines up into the night sky, 825 00:32:55,823 --> 00:32:59,091 will be redirected back down to the streets. 826 00:32:59,961 --> 00:33:01,527 We will yield the same brightness 827 00:33:01,529 --> 00:33:03,863 using bulbs of half the wattage. 828 00:33:03,865 --> 00:33:05,731 Citywide, 829 00:33:05,733 --> 00:33:08,868 that's an energy savings of over $250,000 annually. 830 00:33:08,870 --> 00:33:11,237 And we only need $6,000 for the science club. 831 00:33:16,277 --> 00:33:18,043 Actually, this could work. 832 00:33:18,045 --> 00:33:21,113 Mr. Dodd, you seem to really care about this science club. 833 00:33:21,115 --> 00:33:24,784 I do. I do care. 834 00:33:24,786 --> 00:33:26,419 Oh, my gosh, I do care. 835 00:33:26,421 --> 00:33:27,953 I got to go. 836 00:33:29,791 --> 00:33:33,159 Now, that's how you act like an alderman. 837 00:33:35,129 --> 00:33:36,629 I want to be your attorney. 838 00:33:36,631 --> 00:33:37,630 You want to what? 839 00:33:37,632 --> 00:33:39,432 He inhaled too much vapor. 840 00:33:39,434 --> 00:33:40,566 Sylvester, you're not an attorney. 841 00:33:40,568 --> 00:33:41,867 Not yet. I looked it up: 842 00:33:41,869 --> 00:33:43,202 Vermont lets you take the bar exam 843 00:33:43,204 --> 00:33:44,837 even if you never went to law school. 844 00:33:44,839 --> 00:33:46,272 You pass, you're licensed. 845 00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:47,540 Then, since it's a federal case, 846 00:33:47,542 --> 00:33:49,742 all I got to do is get sworn in by the federal bar. 847 00:33:49,744 --> 00:33:51,343 Okay. Speaking of the bar, how do you plan on passing? 848 00:33:51,345 --> 00:33:54,180 Well, actually, he does have perfect recall. 849 00:33:54,182 --> 00:33:56,315 With adequate preparation, Sly would ace it. 850 00:33:56,317 --> 00:33:57,783 I've got 48 hours. 851 00:33:57,785 --> 00:33:59,351 The bar exam's in two days? 852 00:33:59,353 --> 00:34:00,486 Kid, do you even know how extensive 853 00:34:00,488 --> 00:34:01,954 the bar exam is? 854 00:34:01,956 --> 00:34:03,289 You got to know criminal law, 855 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:04,590 criminal procedure... 856 00:34:04,592 --> 00:34:05,791 Contracts, evidence... 857 00:34:05,793 --> 00:34:07,493 Real property, torts... 858 00:34:07,495 --> 00:34:09,762 It's a five hour flight. It'll be plenty of time. 859 00:34:10,665 --> 00:34:11,997 Come on, guys. 860 00:34:11,999 --> 00:34:14,033 I see solutions when others don't. 861 00:34:14,035 --> 00:34:16,202 I just convinced a dais of bureaucrats 862 00:34:16,204 --> 00:34:18,037 to change the way they light their city 863 00:34:18,039 --> 00:34:20,940 to save a science program because I cared. 864 00:34:20,942 --> 00:34:22,775 Toby, you said so yourself: 865 00:34:22,777 --> 00:34:25,344 we will never find a lawyer that cares about Cabe 866 00:34:25,346 --> 00:34:26,812 as much as we do. 867 00:34:26,814 --> 00:34:27,947 Well, I care about Cabe. 868 00:34:27,949 --> 00:34:29,315 And I will scour every law book 869 00:34:29,317 --> 00:34:32,718 and memorize every archaic regulation to protect him. 870 00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:33,752 I can do this. 871 00:34:33,754 --> 00:34:35,254 With all of our research capabilities 872 00:34:35,256 --> 00:34:37,356 and our brain power, we can do this. 873 00:34:37,358 --> 00:34:38,557 Together. 874 00:34:39,994 --> 00:34:43,295 Is the kid getting good at speeches or what? 875 00:34:43,297 --> 00:34:45,498 Somebody get my lawyer a ticket to Montpelier. 876 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:46,899 I'm on it. 877 00:35:06,954 --> 00:35:08,787 Okay, darling, what do you say 878 00:35:08,789 --> 00:35:10,823 we get out of this dusty garage and head home? 879 00:35:10,825 --> 00:35:12,124 Uh, yeah, in a few. 880 00:35:12,126 --> 00:35:15,761 I just want to organize my workstation a bit. 881 00:35:17,765 --> 00:35:20,733 Happy, they're not gonna invite you along tonight. 882 00:35:20,735 --> 00:35:21,901 Yeah. 883 00:35:21,903 --> 00:35:23,335 I know. 884 00:35:23,337 --> 00:35:25,437 I don't want to go anywhere with them, anyway. 885 00:35:25,439 --> 00:35:26,872 I've seen a lot of them lately. 886 00:35:26,874 --> 00:35:28,974 Okay, one, you do want to go along with them. 887 00:35:28,976 --> 00:35:31,243 And two, no I-I'm actually not hurt 888 00:35:31,245 --> 00:35:32,344 that you don't want to spend time 889 00:35:32,346 --> 00:35:33,345 with your brand-new, shiny husband. 890 00:35:33,347 --> 00:35:34,446 Do you want to know why? 891 00:35:34,448 --> 00:35:35,714 No. 892 00:35:35,716 --> 00:35:37,449 Because your being drawn to Walter, Paige and Ralph 893 00:35:37,451 --> 00:35:39,251 is perfectly logical. 894 00:35:39,253 --> 00:35:42,788 You spent your childhood yearning for a nuclear family, 895 00:35:42,790 --> 00:35:45,224 and now, every single day, you see a mother figure 896 00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:47,459 and a father figure and a child. 897 00:35:47,461 --> 00:35:49,428 It soothes a very wounded 898 00:35:49,430 --> 00:35:53,132 part of your psyche to be with them. 899 00:35:53,134 --> 00:35:54,466 That's perfectly okay. 900 00:35:54,468 --> 00:35:56,569 But now that you know why you were doing it, 901 00:35:56,571 --> 00:35:58,737 and Paige is making you feel more things, 902 00:35:58,739 --> 00:36:01,173 and that's good, and... 903 00:36:01,175 --> 00:36:06,078 maybe you could just ease off a little bit. 904 00:36:07,882 --> 00:36:10,082 I want a baby. 905 00:36:12,119 --> 00:36:13,452 Okay. 906 00:36:13,454 --> 00:36:14,787 I was thinking Kovelsky's, but... 907 00:36:14,789 --> 00:36:17,222 I want a baby. 908 00:36:17,224 --> 00:36:18,557 Soon. 909 00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:21,060 Okay, you were right. 910 00:36:21,062 --> 00:36:23,395 I want a family. I've always wanted a family. 911 00:36:23,397 --> 00:36:27,833 And I want one with you, 'cause I love you. 912 00:36:29,637 --> 00:36:32,171 But... the woman who hates being human 913 00:36:32,173 --> 00:36:33,839 wants to make another human? 914 00:36:33,841 --> 00:36:36,475 Yeah, something like that. 915 00:36:36,477 --> 00:36:38,811 Shall we start now? 916 00:36:38,813 --> 00:36:39,912 Uh, not-not-not here, 917 00:36:39,914 --> 00:36:41,447 not in front of everyone. 918 00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:42,615 Right, yeah. 919 00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:44,149 Let's go. 920 00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:50,823 Hey, go get your coat so I can take you to the sitter's. Okay? 921 00:36:54,962 --> 00:36:57,363 Now that we have a moment, 922 00:36:57,365 --> 00:36:59,665 I would like to confess something to you. 923 00:36:59,667 --> 00:37:01,667 Okay. 924 00:37:01,669 --> 00:37:03,802 I didn't encourage Happy to hang out with us 925 00:37:03,804 --> 00:37:05,070 because I liked it so much. 926 00:37:05,072 --> 00:37:07,573 Uh, yeah, she is one of my best friends, but, uh, 927 00:37:07,575 --> 00:37:10,142 I would prefer one-on-one time with you. 928 00:37:10,144 --> 00:37:11,810 I just-- I didn't want you to... 929 00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:15,581 ...think otherwise. 930 00:37:15,583 --> 00:37:17,916 Okay, I appreciate the honesty. 931 00:37:17,918 --> 00:37:20,753 But if you preferred being with just me, then why didn't...? 932 00:37:20,755 --> 00:37:24,123 I'm nervous to be alone with you. 933 00:37:25,526 --> 00:37:27,860 You've been alone with me hundreds of times. 934 00:37:27,862 --> 00:37:29,461 Wh-What could you possibly be nervous about? 935 00:37:29,463 --> 00:37:30,763 My biggest fear 936 00:37:30,765 --> 00:37:33,399 is being in a restaurant, droning on about genius things, 937 00:37:33,401 --> 00:37:35,968 and then looking up at your face, and then seeing boredom. 938 00:37:35,970 --> 00:37:39,204 I-It happens after a few weeks of every relationship 939 00:37:39,206 --> 00:37:40,739 that I've been in. 940 00:37:40,741 --> 00:37:43,342 And then they end. 941 00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:45,411 And, uh... 942 00:37:45,413 --> 00:37:47,913 I don't want this one to end. 943 00:37:47,915 --> 00:37:49,148 Walter. 944 00:37:49,150 --> 00:37:50,849 We are not a few weeks into our relationship. 945 00:37:50,851 --> 00:37:53,085 We are three years in. I know you. 946 00:37:53,087 --> 00:37:54,586 Okay? 947 00:37:54,588 --> 00:37:58,290 And I have an idea of a place where we can go have dinner, 948 00:37:58,292 --> 00:38:02,161 and you don't have to worry about seeing boredom on my face. 949 00:38:02,930 --> 00:38:04,396 Okay, 950 00:38:04,398 --> 00:38:05,998 so, uh, what's your big plan? 951 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,700 You'll see. 952 00:38:10,404 --> 00:38:12,204 Ladies and gentlemen, 953 00:38:12,206 --> 00:38:15,874 your sensory experience is about to begin. 954 00:38:18,012 --> 00:38:20,012 See you later, Walter. Huh? 955 00:38:21,315 --> 00:38:23,382 What's going on? 956 00:38:23,384 --> 00:38:25,317 You said you were worried about looking across the table 957 00:38:25,319 --> 00:38:26,819 and seeing a bored look on my face? 958 00:38:26,821 --> 00:38:28,387 Well, here, you won't have that problem. 959 00:38:28,389 --> 00:38:32,024 You eat without seeing, in order to enhance the other senses. 960 00:38:32,026 --> 00:38:34,426 Paige, that is very thoughtful, but this is ridiculous. 961 00:38:34,428 --> 00:38:36,695 See, uh, this is a gimmick 962 00:38:36,697 --> 00:38:39,531 most likely to mask the mediocre food. 963 00:38:39,533 --> 00:38:40,999 Just give it a chance. 964 00:38:41,001 --> 00:38:42,735 Good evening! Oh! 965 00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:44,036 We will begin with a selection 966 00:38:44,038 --> 00:38:46,004 of locally sourced root vegetables 967 00:38:46,006 --> 00:38:48,240 served with mayonnaise three ways. 968 00:38:48,242 --> 00:38:50,209 Mayonnaise has more than one way? 969 00:38:50,211 --> 00:38:51,810 Still or effervescent, sir? 970 00:38:51,812 --> 00:38:53,078 Uh, tap's fine. 971 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:56,115 First of all, mayonnaise only comes one way. 972 00:38:56,117 --> 00:38:57,416 Second of all, "effervescent"? 973 00:38:57,418 --> 00:38:58,584 Pretentious. 974 00:38:58,586 --> 00:39:01,053 Third of all, I guarantee you that our waiter 975 00:39:01,055 --> 00:39:02,187 is a hipster doofus 976 00:39:02,189 --> 00:39:04,990 with a logging camp beard and a man bun. 977 00:39:04,992 --> 00:39:06,792 Sir, I'm still here. 978 00:39:06,794 --> 00:39:08,494 I thought you went to get water. 979 00:39:08,496 --> 00:39:09,962 I have the water. I was ready to pour, 980 00:39:09,964 --> 00:39:11,396 but you were still talking, so... 981 00:39:11,398 --> 00:39:12,564 Oh. 982 00:39:12,566 --> 00:39:14,533 - Okay. Well, let me help you out here. - Okay. 983 00:39:14,535 --> 00:39:15,601 I got it-- I'm sorry. 984 00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:17,002 Oh! Oh, God! 985 00:39:17,004 --> 00:39:19,104 God! Sir! 986 00:39:20,708 --> 00:39:21,907 Oh... 987 00:39:21,909 --> 00:39:23,575 What's going on here? 988 00:39:23,577 --> 00:39:25,244 I-- I could use a napkin. 989 00:39:29,216 --> 00:39:30,849 I can't believe that just happened. 990 00:39:30,851 --> 00:39:33,652 I think I have three different kinds of mayonnaise on me. 991 00:39:33,654 --> 00:39:35,921 For the record, 992 00:39:35,923 --> 00:39:39,825 that waiter looked exactly as I described him. 993 00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:45,764 For the record, I could never get bored of you. 994 00:39:53,150 --> 00:40:00,050 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man