1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:25,110 --> 00:00:27,639 My fellow Americans, it's been decades 3 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:31,448 since Gotham City once exemplified American prosperity. 4 00:00:31,450 --> 00:00:34,548 But one week ago, it hit the point of no return 5 00:00:34,550 --> 00:00:36,488 when the Joker seized control 6 00:00:36,490 --> 00:00:38,388 and instituted martial law. 7 00:00:38,390 --> 00:00:39,758 Last night, 8 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:41,558 his base of operations, the Joker Tower, 9 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:43,119 came crashing to the ground, 10 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:46,728 triggering an 8.6 earthquake that leveled the city. 11 00:00:46,730 --> 00:00:49,060 Sadly, Gotham is beyond saving. 12 00:00:49,062 --> 00:00:51,168 So it is with a heavy heart 13 00:00:51,170 --> 00:00:53,738 that I hereby declare that Gotham City 14 00:00:53,740 --> 00:00:56,368 is no longer part of the United States. 15 00:00:56,370 --> 00:00:58,938 It is civitas non grata. 16 00:00:58,940 --> 00:01:01,208 God bless the United States of America, 17 00:01:01,210 --> 00:01:03,050 and God help Gotham City. 18 00:01:04,710 --> 00:01:06,618 Fuck yeah! 19 00:01:27,570 --> 00:01:29,668 Honk honk, motherfuckers! 20 00:01:37,580 --> 00:01:39,150 Home, sweet home. 21 00:01:40,620 --> 00:01:42,648 Good job, my little baby drivers. 22 00:01:42,650 --> 00:01:43,790 I got a treat for ya. 23 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:47,988 Now, Bud and Lou, don't you fight. 24 00:01:47,990 --> 00:01:49,928 There's one for each of ya. 25 00:01:49,930 --> 00:01:51,588 And for my big babies, 26 00:01:51,590 --> 00:01:53,558 I brought dinner! 27 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:54,759 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 28 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:56,498 Those beasts get steak 29 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:57,928 and we gotta eat this guy? 30 00:01:57,930 --> 00:01:59,898 Are we living in a mall or a zoo? 31 00:01:59,900 --> 00:02:01,898 I like to think of it as both now. 32 00:02:01,900 --> 00:02:03,368 No, we're not eating him. 33 00:02:03,370 --> 00:02:05,338 This is Takashi, a sushi chef. 34 00:02:05,340 --> 00:02:07,308 He's got a Michelin star! 35 00:02:07,310 --> 00:02:08,338 I gotta admit, 36 00:02:08,340 --> 00:02:09,778 I was excited to eat a person, 37 00:02:09,780 --> 00:02:12,318 especially since I already had sushi, 38 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:13,478 but I guess it's fine. 39 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:14,518 Come here! 40 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:17,748 Takashi, would it be gauche to ask for a spider roll, 41 00:02:17,750 --> 00:02:19,518 or are you strictly omakase? 42 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,258 Ive, are you not jazzed about sushi? 43 00:02:22,260 --> 00:02:24,528 No, no. I mean, I like Takashi's hand rolls 44 00:02:24,530 --> 00:02:25,698 as much as the next gal, 45 00:02:25,700 --> 00:02:28,429 but don't you think it's time to kinda like wrap up this party up? 46 00:02:28,430 --> 00:02:29,669 You know, it's been three weeks 47 00:02:29,670 --> 00:02:30,798 since you took down Joker. 48 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:31,998 There's no Legion of Doom. 49 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,019 No Batman. 50 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:34,668 Gotham is yours for the taking. 51 00:02:34,670 --> 00:02:36,439 I am having a blast! 52 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:38,268 This is what I've always wanted, Ive. 53 00:02:38,270 --> 00:02:40,338 Anarchy and sushi! 54 00:02:42,510 --> 00:02:45,008 Yeah, I mean, you definitely could've had better sushi 55 00:02:45,010 --> 00:02:46,718 when Gotham had refrigeration 56 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:48,718 and free trade with the rest of America, but... 57 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:50,588 Is this a bird? 58 00:02:50,590 --> 00:02:51,590 Trust me. Seriously, 59 00:02:51,591 --> 00:02:52,689 you're gonna be kicking yourself 60 00:02:52,690 --> 00:02:53,869 if you don't take charge. 61 00:02:53,870 --> 00:02:56,737 Ive, the best part of living in an apocalyptic wasteland 62 00:02:56,739 --> 00:02:58,558 is no one's in charge. 63 00:02:58,560 --> 00:02:59,598 Whoo! 64 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:03,369 It's chaos, baby! 65 00:03:03,370 --> 00:03:06,938 It's like 'Nam after the U.S. pulled out. 66 00:03:09,410 --> 00:03:10,709 I don't think it's exactly like that. 67 00:03:10,710 --> 00:03:11,769 But it is pretty awesome. 68 00:03:11,770 --> 00:03:14,038 Hey! You're on Penguin turf. 69 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,808 Get the hell outta here. 70 00:03:15,810 --> 00:03:17,378 The hell ya talking 'bout? 71 00:03:17,380 --> 00:03:19,156 Penguin called dibs on the mall. 72 00:03:19,158 --> 00:03:21,548 Uh, we've been chilling at the mall for, like, ever! 73 00:03:21,550 --> 00:03:24,588 And dibs? There's no dibs. 74 00:03:24,590 --> 00:03:26,418 The city's in ruins, idiot. 75 00:03:26,420 --> 00:03:27,618 It's a post-dibs world. 76 00:03:27,620 --> 00:03:29,319 Nobody owns nothing. 77 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:30,428 Except for me! 78 00:03:30,430 --> 00:03:31,528 I own this mall. 79 00:03:31,530 --> 00:03:33,658 It's chaos, baby! 80 00:03:33,660 --> 00:03:37,369 It's like 'Nam after the U.S. pulled out. 81 00:03:37,370 --> 00:03:39,019 Stop, stop, stop! 82 00:03:39,020 --> 00:03:40,338 No flashbacks. 83 00:03:40,340 --> 00:03:41,499 So you go back to the Penguin 84 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:42,938 and tell him to go screw himself. 85 00:03:44,570 --> 00:03:45,570 Hey, Takashi. 86 00:03:45,571 --> 00:03:47,808 Can you incorporate this into a rainbow roll? 87 00:03:47,810 --> 00:03:50,048 Light on the rice. 88 00:03:50,050 --> 00:03:51,319 I'm watching my figure. 89 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:52,579 Harley, this is what's going to happen 90 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:53,692 if you don't take control. 91 00:03:53,694 --> 00:03:55,836 Every one of these assholes has an army of goons 92 00:03:55,838 --> 00:03:58,388 that they're just gonna keep sending until they take over the city. 93 00:03:58,390 --> 00:03:59,959 I think you may be catastrophizing. 94 00:04:03,090 --> 00:04:06,028 Hey! You're on Two-Face's turf. 95 00:04:06,030 --> 00:04:07,958 Don't make that face at me. 96 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:08,970 Fine, I'll deal with it. 97 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,598 Listen up, goons! 98 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:13,698 Excuse me, I identify as a hench. 99 00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:15,669 Listen up, goons and henches, 100 00:04:15,670 --> 00:04:17,609 the world we know has ended. 101 00:04:17,610 --> 00:04:21,638 The Justice League is kaput, the Legion of Doom is doomed, 102 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,548 and Joker's had his last laugh. 103 00:04:23,550 --> 00:04:27,048 This is our chance to even the playing field. 104 00:04:27,050 --> 00:04:28,578 You! Who do you work for? 105 00:04:28,580 --> 00:04:30,148 The Riddler. Obviously. 106 00:04:30,150 --> 00:04:31,788 Seriously? Two-Face. Come on. 107 00:04:31,790 --> 00:04:33,059 But why? 108 00:04:33,060 --> 00:04:36,329 What have those assholes ever done for you? 109 00:04:36,330 --> 00:04:37,789 Joker treated me like shit, 110 00:04:37,790 --> 00:04:39,488 until I decided I'd had enough 111 00:04:39,490 --> 00:04:41,098 and took him down. 112 00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:42,558 And look at me now. 113 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:44,869 It is time to rise up! 114 00:04:44,870 --> 00:04:47,068 Everyone should be their own villain. 115 00:04:47,070 --> 00:04:48,998 Don't work for the Penguin, 116 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,139 be the Penguin. 117 00:04:50,140 --> 00:04:51,348 Over here, the hench... 118 00:04:51,350 --> 00:04:52,960 I've got a two part question for ya. 119 00:04:52,962 --> 00:04:54,838 Are you saying we should become the Penguin, 120 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:56,478 or that we should do stuff like him? 121 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:57,578 Up to you, goo... 122 00:04:57,580 --> 00:04:58,918 ... hench. 123 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:00,518 This is New Gotham. 124 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:02,049 The power isn't held by the few, 125 00:05:02,050 --> 00:05:03,588 it's up for grabs. 126 00:05:03,590 --> 00:05:05,918 So everyone should go get some. 127 00:05:15,700 --> 00:05:17,628 Everybody on the floor! 128 00:05:17,630 --> 00:05:19,138 No, yous get on the floor. 129 00:05:19,140 --> 00:05:20,598 Phil, the fuck is going on? 130 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:23,361 Hi. Hey, I'm Steven, 131 00:05:23,363 --> 00:05:24,614 I'm the shift manager. 132 00:05:24,616 --> 00:05:26,507 Uh, are we being robbed, or are you? 133 00:05:26,509 --> 00:05:28,674 Plus also, the bank was just robbed 15 minutes ago 134 00:05:28,676 --> 00:05:30,156 by someone who said he was, quote, 135 00:05:30,158 --> 00:05:31,848 "Penguin like". 136 00:05:33,450 --> 00:05:35,448 Two-Face double crossed by his own goo... 137 00:05:36,790 --> 00:05:39,818 Citizens of New Gotham, riddle me this... 138 00:05:39,820 --> 00:05:41,688 Citizens of New Gotham... 139 00:05:41,690 --> 00:05:43,758 Craig? What the hell are you doing? 140 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,858 Who is this Craig you speak of? 141 00:05:45,860 --> 00:05:49,058 I am the Inquizitor-or-or... 142 00:05:49,060 --> 00:05:50,168 Craig, get off the air! 143 00:05:50,170 --> 00:05:51,768 Here's a quizzy quiz. 144 00:05:51,770 --> 00:05:53,738 Who's not my boss anymore? 145 00:05:53,740 --> 00:05:54,791 You! 146 00:05:54,793 --> 00:05:57,138 We're cutting in live from Penguin's casino 147 00:05:57,140 --> 00:05:58,940 and looks like I'm the big winner today. 148 00:06:00,180 --> 00:06:01,980 Come and get it, New Gotham! 149 00:06:05,810 --> 00:06:07,178 Are we all here? 150 00:06:07,180 --> 00:06:09,248 We're missing one. 151 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:18,240 Your door is inoperable. 152 00:06:18,242 --> 00:06:19,728 It's a pull! 153 00:06:19,730 --> 00:06:20,828 Uh... My bad. 154 00:06:20,830 --> 00:06:22,169 - This guy... - Gentlemen, 155 00:06:22,170 --> 00:06:23,199 thank you for coming. 156 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,068 Let me cut to the chase. 157 00:06:25,070 --> 00:06:27,639 Harley Quinn's goon rebellion 158 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:29,868 ... is destroying our way of life. 159 00:06:29,870 --> 00:06:31,708 Stupid coffee machine! 160 00:06:31,710 --> 00:06:33,208 It's impossible to figure out! 161 00:06:33,210 --> 00:06:34,680 We need goons! 162 00:06:35,780 --> 00:06:37,849 Well... well, I loosened it up. 163 00:06:37,850 --> 00:06:39,109 Can I ask you a serious question? 164 00:06:39,110 --> 00:06:40,149 Why are you so stupid? 165 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:42,088 Incredibly, Bane is right. 166 00:06:42,090 --> 00:06:44,649 Not about the coffee maker, but we need goons! 167 00:06:44,650 --> 00:06:46,459 Now they all think they're us. 168 00:06:46,460 --> 00:06:48,231 If everyone's a villain, then no one is. 169 00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:49,929 And we need to get them back in line. 170 00:06:49,930 --> 00:06:51,828 We need structure. Right fellas? 171 00:06:51,830 --> 00:06:53,299 We can't run organized crime... 172 00:06:53,300 --> 00:06:55,198 Uh... I'm not in organized crime. 173 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:56,768 I'm actually trying to find a cure 174 00:06:56,770 --> 00:06:58,698 for my wife's terminal illness. 175 00:06:58,700 --> 00:07:00,038 And how are you funding that? 176 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:01,918 Uh. Through organized crime. 177 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:06,306 Exactly... which we can't do with Harley leading this insurrection! 178 00:07:06,308 --> 00:07:09,578 We need to get her on board and get our goons back! 179 00:07:09,580 --> 00:07:12,218 Uh... one note, one small note. 180 00:07:12,220 --> 00:07:14,618 Maybe we should have invited her to this? 181 00:07:14,620 --> 00:07:16,420 - What? - Shut it, Bane. 182 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:27,130 Come on, come on. I know you're out there, buddy. 183 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:37,047 Robin? 184 00:07:37,049 --> 00:07:40,038 No! This is the Bat-Signal, not the Robin-Signal. 185 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:41,578 Get out of here! Shoo, shoo! 186 00:07:41,580 --> 00:07:43,049 Will you stop shooing me! 187 00:07:43,050 --> 00:07:44,078 Batman is missing. 188 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:45,319 What? 189 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:47,119 He was in the Joker Tower when it fell... 190 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:48,919 And I haven't heard from him since. 191 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:49,949 Oh, my God! 192 00:07:49,950 --> 00:07:51,018 Did you try texting him? 193 00:07:51,020 --> 00:07:53,018 Of course I tried texting him. 194 00:07:53,020 --> 00:07:54,912 - What am I, 40? - Course! Could... 195 00:07:54,914 --> 00:07:56,506 you share that contact info with me? 196 00:07:56,508 --> 00:07:58,229 Yeah. He wouldn't like that. 197 00:07:58,230 --> 00:08:00,858 Plus that would mean you have my info, too. 198 00:08:00,860 --> 00:08:02,728 C'mon! The city's falling apart! 199 00:08:02,730 --> 00:08:05,238 - We need Batman, damn it! - Whoa, whoa... 200 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:06,240 He's gone. 201 00:08:06,241 --> 00:08:07,321 Which is why I'm here. 202 00:08:07,323 --> 00:08:09,638 'Cause I'm ready to take up the mantle. 203 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:11,168 I'm Batman. 204 00:08:16,110 --> 00:08:17,679 Ow! That's thick plastic! 205 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:18,778 Slipped. 206 00:08:18,780 --> 00:08:20,049 Can you just toss that back? 207 00:08:20,050 --> 00:08:21,610 There's a little left in it. 208 00:08:22,790 --> 00:08:23,990 Where are you, Batman? 209 00:08:28,890 --> 00:08:30,688 Oh, come on. Let me pet you! 210 00:08:30,690 --> 00:08:32,088 I want to teach you love. 211 00:08:32,090 --> 00:08:34,198 Hey Takashi, you're gonna freak! 212 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:36,599 I got the last fresh ginger in Gotham 213 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:37,669 just like you asked! 214 00:08:37,670 --> 00:08:39,038 Ginger! 215 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:40,098 Hip, hip, hooray! 216 00:08:40,100 --> 00:08:41,669 Holy shit! 217 00:08:41,670 --> 00:08:43,708 It's about time, what took you so long? 218 00:08:43,710 --> 00:08:45,638 Hey, you know, it's pretty rough out there, okay? 219 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:48,138 I had to fight five new question-based villains. 220 00:08:48,140 --> 00:08:49,601 Uh... 221 00:08:49,603 --> 00:08:50,709 Harley, a word. 222 00:08:50,710 --> 00:08:52,179 Is it "congratulations"? 223 00:08:52,180 --> 00:08:54,878 I stopped all the villains by liberating the goons. 224 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:57,148 Harls, this was your chance to control the city, 225 00:08:57,150 --> 00:09:00,888 but now instead of like five big assholes trying to run Gotham, 226 00:09:00,890 --> 00:09:03,328 we've got a thousand little assholes to deal with. 227 00:09:03,330 --> 00:09:04,958 Ugh, you worry too much, Ive. 228 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,236 Um... 229 00:09:06,238 --> 00:09:08,829 You know, I think I'm worrying like the perfect amount, to be honest. 230 00:09:08,830 --> 00:09:10,129 Thanks, Lou. What'd ya bring me? 231 00:09:10,130 --> 00:09:12,069 "Harley Quinn, you are cordially invited 232 00:09:12,070 --> 00:09:15,338 to attend the inaugural meeting of the Injustice League". 233 00:09:15,340 --> 00:09:17,668 What is the Injustice League? 234 00:09:17,670 --> 00:09:20,138 I believe it is a play on "Justice League". 235 00:09:20,140 --> 00:09:23,248 Boy, will they have a juicy lawsuit on their hands. 236 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:26,078 Wonder woman is very litigious. Trust me. 237 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:27,448 This is bullshit. 238 00:09:27,450 --> 00:09:29,332 The city's supposed to be chaos! 239 00:09:29,334 --> 00:09:31,325 You know, I'm trying to be less of a know-it-all, 240 00:09:31,327 --> 00:09:32,858 so I'm just gonna go read. 241 00:09:32,860 --> 00:09:33,919 I can't, it's killing me, 242 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:35,358 I told you so! Okay, 243 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:36,428 Whoo! 244 00:09:36,430 --> 00:09:38,228 Now I'm going to go read. 245 00:09:38,230 --> 00:09:39,359 Hey motherfuckers. 246 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:41,328 Look at that, gang's all here. 247 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:42,909 Freeze, been a minute. 248 00:09:42,910 --> 00:09:45,629 Bane, good to see you on your feet after the Legion went boom. 249 00:09:45,630 --> 00:09:50,109 Luckily I was away, dog sitting for my Aunt Linda's girlfriend. 250 00:09:50,110 --> 00:09:52,280 - We're very supportive. - Aw, that's nice. 251 00:09:52,281 --> 00:09:53,569 So, what's the deal? 252 00:09:53,570 --> 00:09:56,279 You guys get invites to this Injustice League dealio too? 253 00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:58,878 Actually, Harley... 254 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:01,178 Tada! 255 00:10:01,180 --> 00:10:03,718 Wait, wait. You guys are the Injustice League? 256 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,759 We had time to get a banner made, 257 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:08,918 but not enough to find one more executive chair? 258 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:10,388 Oh, again with the swivel chair. 259 00:10:10,390 --> 00:10:13,058 Your recklessness forced us to band together 260 00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:15,168 to restore order in the criminal underworld. 261 00:10:15,170 --> 00:10:16,829 There's gotta be a hierarchy. 262 00:10:16,830 --> 00:10:19,768 Exactly! It goes supervillains, sidekicks, 263 00:10:19,770 --> 00:10:21,738 goons that went to Harvard, and then goons. 264 00:10:21,740 --> 00:10:23,209 Okay. That's just the same old shit. 265 00:10:23,210 --> 00:10:25,039 I mean. This is a chance to do something new. 266 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:27,138 Much gratitude for the segue. 267 00:10:27,140 --> 00:10:29,008 Feast your eyes on new... 268 00:10:29,010 --> 00:10:30,148 New Gotham. 269 00:10:30,150 --> 00:10:31,350 Hmm? 270 00:10:32,780 --> 00:10:34,518 Not. Interested. 271 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:36,078 Whoa. Hey! 272 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:37,918 Where did this map come from? 273 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:40,318 I'm still on a goddamn folding chair. 274 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:41,789 Jesus, Bane. 275 00:10:41,790 --> 00:10:43,089 we all thought it would be funny 276 00:10:43,090 --> 00:10:44,459 if we gave you a folding chair... 277 00:10:44,460 --> 00:10:45,829 ... and we were right! 278 00:10:45,830 --> 00:10:47,898 Oh, I see your joke now. 279 00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:49,329 Your... 280 00:10:49,330 --> 00:10:51,468 jest will be avenged. 281 00:10:51,470 --> 00:10:52,798 Anyway... 282 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:54,219 we've divided up Gotham. 283 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:58,138 Each of us will control a territory where we make our own rules. 284 00:10:58,140 --> 00:11:01,238 Which you could have seen if we still had the map. 285 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:03,348 Guess which part was gonna yours? 286 00:11:03,350 --> 00:11:05,808 Hint, the bad part. 287 00:11:05,810 --> 00:11:08,988 I took out Joker, so I make the rules. 288 00:11:08,990 --> 00:11:10,488 And this shit won't fly. 289 00:11:10,490 --> 00:11:14,990 - It ain't happening. - Told ya. 290 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,069 Ivy, are you there? 291 00:11:22,070 --> 00:11:23,070 Can you hear me? 292 00:11:23,071 --> 00:11:24,070 Where am I? 293 00:11:24,071 --> 00:11:25,328 Riddle me this... 294 00:11:25,330 --> 00:11:27,939 Who's the biggest fool of all? 295 00:11:27,940 --> 00:11:31,808 You! For wasting your only chance to rule Gotham. 296 00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:36,848 If you'd just played the game, you wouldn't have ended up like this. 297 00:11:38,150 --> 00:11:40,348 You did this to yourself. 298 00:11:45,950 --> 00:11:47,919 You'll never be one of us. 299 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:51,028 You're just a sad, pathetic clown. 300 00:12:03,510 --> 00:12:05,408 We're getting destroyed out there, men! 301 00:12:05,410 --> 00:12:06,410 And Cheryl. 302 00:12:06,411 --> 00:12:08,478 I know it seems like the bad guys have won, 303 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,548 but I'm here to tell you they haven't. 304 00:12:10,550 --> 00:12:12,419 Batman's still out there. 305 00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:13,420 Somewhere. 306 00:12:16,550 --> 00:12:18,488 I know things seem bleak. 307 00:12:18,490 --> 00:12:20,988 We're being hunted by villains and citizens alike. 308 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,339 No food, no power. 309 00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:23,644 I mean, my God, 310 00:12:23,646 --> 00:12:26,454 there's only coconut flavored sparkling water in the vending machines. 311 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:29,498 Oh, Cheryl! 312 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,498 I kind of like it. 313 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,568 America may have turned its back on us, 314 00:12:33,570 --> 00:12:35,138 and chaos fills the streets... 315 00:12:35,140 --> 00:12:37,238 we're still Gotham's finest. 316 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:42,579 We have a job to do, and God damn it, we're gonna do it! 317 00:12:44,220 --> 00:12:47,318 Now you get out there and you take back your town... 318 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:50,889 Our town... 319 00:12:50,890 --> 00:12:52,888 I'm taking over this police department. 320 00:12:52,890 --> 00:12:55,418 Like cheeseballs you are! You don't have the authority! 321 00:12:56,690 --> 00:12:59,028 Anyone else itching to get shot in their privates? 322 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:01,859 Hey... guys... 323 00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:03,998 All right, Gordon, 324 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,498 I'm a fair guy. 325 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:08,608 Heads you live and we'll call it time served. 326 00:13:08,610 --> 00:13:09,968 Tails and we'll... 327 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:17,378 You won't get away with this, Dent. 328 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:18,518 I already have. 329 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:20,148 Give my love to Barb. 330 00:13:20,150 --> 00:13:21,448 I'll be back. 331 00:13:21,450 --> 00:13:24,418 And I'm bringing the Batman with me! 332 00:13:24,420 --> 00:13:27,588 Ugh. Jesus Christ, coconut. 333 00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:30,128 # You're a cop, you're damn good cop # 334 00:13:30,130 --> 00:13:32,028 # Saving the city with Batman ya # 335 00:13:32,030 --> 00:13:33,498 # Ain't gonna stop # 336 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:34,698 # You're a cop, cop, cop # 337 00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:36,628 # You're a damn-good-cop! # 338 00:13:36,630 --> 00:13:38,730 Bah, bah, bah! 339 00:13:54,950 --> 00:13:57,220 Come on and get me, you crazy fucks! 340 00:13:59,390 --> 00:14:01,218 Ben? And Cheryl? 341 00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:02,490 On your knees, Jimbo! 342 00:14:04,530 --> 00:14:06,228 The hell do you think you're... 343 00:14:06,230 --> 00:14:07,358 Why would you do this? 344 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,469 You're cops. 345 00:14:09,470 --> 00:14:11,528 There ain't no cops no more, old man. 346 00:14:11,530 --> 00:14:13,138 We're Bane boys now. 347 00:14:13,140 --> 00:14:15,468 Things change quick on these mean streets. 348 00:14:16,471 --> 00:14:19,620 Let's jet! 349 00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:39,598 You're a damn good... 350 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,300 ... nothing. 351 00:14:56,210 --> 00:14:57,578 Hey, Mr. Penguin! 352 00:14:57,580 --> 00:14:59,448 Good to see you, Mr. Penguin! 353 00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:01,248 How ya doing tonight, Mr. Penguin? 354 00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:03,078 Fine, fine. 355 00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:06,558 Hey. Sex upstairs later? 356 00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:10,358 Oh. It's good to be the Penguin. 357 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,328 Mr. Penguin, good to see yo... 358 00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:13,799 Okay, that's too many people 359 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,698 saying hello to me. It feels disingenuous. 360 00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:16,729 Ahhh... 361 00:15:16,730 --> 00:15:19,098 I actually meant it... 362 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:24,438 Why so blue, Harley? 363 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,338 It's a party for Christ's sake! 364 00:15:27,810 --> 00:15:29,338 Monsieur Penguin, 365 00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:31,048 uh, what can I get for you? 366 00:15:31,050 --> 00:15:32,308 Where's Jeffrey? 367 00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:33,989 You kil... killed him? 368 00:15:33,991 --> 00:15:35,578 Oh, that does sound like me. 369 00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:38,718 Would you like some champagne? 370 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:43,328 To celebrate your taking back the city? 371 00:15:43,330 --> 00:15:48,198 Perhaps make a little toast to your magnificent self? 372 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,528 Mmm, why not! 373 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,768 The bird has taken the worm. 374 00:15:52,770 --> 00:15:54,339 - Tweet, tweet. - Tweet, tweet. 375 00:15:54,340 --> 00:15:55,668 - I'm here. - And? 376 00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:57,238 And I'm not saying "tweet, tweet". 377 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:58,668 She said it! 378 00:15:58,670 --> 00:16:00,208 But one birdie left... 379 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:01,509 Tweet, tweet, baby. 380 00:16:01,510 --> 00:16:02,539 We're ready. 381 00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:04,148 Let's hatch this egg. 382 00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:06,278 Ladies and gentlemen! 383 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:08,178 We're killing it. 384 00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:10,118 We put down the goon rebellion 385 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,418 and they're thanking us for it. 386 00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:14,358 We carved up the city 387 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,588 and they're thanking us for it. 388 00:16:16,590 --> 00:16:17,658 Sy, smoke, smoke! 389 00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:20,228 Right! On it. 390 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,558 So I'd just like to raise a glass and... 391 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:23,991 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 392 00:16:23,993 --> 00:16:25,828 You back there, sit down. I'm talking. 393 00:16:25,830 --> 00:16:27,438 Stall Sy, stall. 394 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,338 - As I was saying... - Eh... Uh... 395 00:16:29,340 --> 00:16:31,468 Hey, excuse me! 396 00:16:31,470 --> 00:16:33,778 - We got a birthday boy tonight. - What? 397 00:16:33,780 --> 00:16:35,538 And a one... And a two. 398 00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:38,648 # Happy birthday to you! # 399 00:16:38,650 --> 00:16:41,548 Okay Psycho, nice and easy. 400 00:16:41,550 --> 00:16:43,648 Easy! Careful. Careful! 401 00:16:43,650 --> 00:16:45,389 # Happy birthday dear... # 402 00:16:45,390 --> 00:16:46,419 # ... Penguin! # 403 00:16:46,420 --> 00:16:47,519 Can I call you Penguin? 404 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:48,589 # Happy birthday to you! # 405 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,328 All right guys, let's go. 406 00:16:50,330 --> 00:16:51,388 It's not my birthday. 407 00:16:51,390 --> 00:16:53,658 # And many more! # 408 00:16:53,660 --> 00:16:55,898 I said it's not my birthday. 409 00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:58,298 And can we lighten up on the damn smoke? 410 00:16:58,300 --> 00:16:59,668 As I was saying... 411 00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:00,699 thanks to me, 412 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:01,791 and of course 413 00:17:01,793 --> 00:17:04,138 everyone's favorite ice sculpture, 414 00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:05,238 Harley Quinn. 415 00:17:09,340 --> 00:17:12,519 Stop them! 416 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:15,248 All right, we gotta make this extraction as gentle as possible. 417 00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:18,348 Okay. We can't rattle her because her life is in the balance, okay. 418 00:17:18,350 --> 00:17:19,618 Ahhh! 419 00:17:19,620 --> 00:17:20,718 Look what you made me do. 420 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:23,029 Okay, this is not a good start. 421 00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:31,498 - Oh, hey, Ive. - Harls! Hi. You okay? 422 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:32,768 How are you feeling? 423 00:17:32,770 --> 00:17:35,838 Get me the fuck outta this! 424 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:38,408 Everybody stand back! 425 00:17:38,410 --> 00:17:39,538 Hit it, Sy. 426 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:49,986 Have at me! 427 00:17:52,820 --> 00:17:55,188 Somebody free my swinging arm! 428 00:17:55,190 --> 00:17:57,590 Fire finger, flame begin! 429 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,300 Ha! 430 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,499 Sweep the leg Johnny! 431 00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:27,358 Harley... 432 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:28,360 I always thought 433 00:18:28,361 --> 00:18:29,759 you were a sidekick. 434 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,558 A goon with a name. 435 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:32,758 But I was wrong. 436 00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:35,830 Asshole. 437 00:18:35,831 --> 00:18:37,368 You're a mistake. 438 00:18:37,370 --> 00:18:38,521 A mutation. 439 00:18:38,523 --> 00:18:41,498 Thankfully, nature has graced us with a solution 440 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:45,308 to the Harley Quinn problem, survival of the fittest. 441 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,778 My beautiful nose! 442 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,846 Without your bat, 443 00:18:55,848 --> 00:18:58,288 you're just a defrosted gymnast! 444 00:18:58,290 --> 00:18:59,858 Eat grenades, Harley! 445 00:18:59,860 --> 00:19:00,988 Take that! 446 00:19:05,830 --> 00:19:08,598 I knew we should have killed you from the start... 447 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,728 Yeah, you really blew it. 448 00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:11,898 Over here. 449 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,668 No stupid, over here! 450 00:19:13,670 --> 00:19:16,738 Oh, sorry you missed me, fucking idiot. 451 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:17,768 Over here. 452 00:19:17,770 --> 00:19:18,938 No. Oops! 453 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,308 No. Wrong way. 454 00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:22,408 Oh, you're so fucking stupid. 455 00:19:31,291 --> 00:19:33,319 Hey Harley, are you... Ooh, yikes. 456 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,488 It's about to get way more "yikes". 457 00:19:35,490 --> 00:19:36,728 Ahhh! 458 00:19:38,030 --> 00:19:41,018 Yeah, that was definitely more "yikes". 459 00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:42,798 Can we go get coffee? 460 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,510 Oh. Uh... 461 00:19:45,430 --> 00:19:47,498 I let the emotions get the best of me earlier. 462 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:48,668 This is a minor setback. 463 00:19:48,670 --> 00:19:50,219 Here's what we're gonna do. 464 00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:52,309 Go to your brother's house, get his old scuba gear, 465 00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:54,378 we fish my badge out of Gotham Harbor. 466 00:19:54,380 --> 00:19:59,349 Then, this right here... the new GCPD headquarters. 467 00:19:59,350 --> 00:20:00,442 That's right. 468 00:20:00,444 --> 00:20:02,889 I'm still commissioner. I'll start a new department. 469 00:20:02,890 --> 00:20:05,318 I can deputize you right now, Barbara. 470 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:06,988 We'll clean up this city together... 471 00:20:06,990 --> 00:20:10,928 husband and wife cops. An unbreakable bond. 472 00:20:10,930 --> 00:20:12,107 I want a divorce. 473 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:14,970 It's all hopeless. 474 00:20:18,430 --> 00:20:20,698 Where are you, Batman? 475 00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:23,038 They put me on ice and an hour later 476 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,068 the goons crawl back to the bosses? 477 00:20:25,070 --> 00:20:27,908 Harley, this might come as a shock to you, 478 00:20:27,910 --> 00:20:30,708 so I wanna... I want to say it as delicately as I can... 479 00:20:30,710 --> 00:20:32,548 You've been iced for two months! 480 00:20:32,550 --> 00:20:34,118 - Two months? - Nice work, Clay. 481 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:35,918 Um... Well, we've been we've been trying 482 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,418 to break you out the whole time. 483 00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:38,818 And hell, I got shot twice. 484 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,018 I never got shot, 485 00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:41,658 but I did put a lot of 486 00:20:41,660 --> 00:20:44,758 personal projects aside trying to save you. 487 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,049 I never realized 488 00:20:46,050 --> 00:20:48,300 how much we relied on your leadership before. 489 00:20:48,302 --> 00:20:49,698 I mean, I don't want to say 490 00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:51,898 things were a disaster in your absence, 491 00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:53,998 but they weren't not a disaster. 492 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,638 In fact, things got so dire 493 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:57,038 we finally got desperate enough 494 00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,568 to try the talking block of mud's stupid plan. 495 00:20:59,570 --> 00:21:01,679 Which was a rousing success! 496 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:02,979 Thank you very much. 497 00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:04,948 You see, usually penguin only hires 498 00:21:04,950 --> 00:21:06,818 the most distinguished waiters. 499 00:21:06,820 --> 00:21:08,078 Which is why I had to develop 500 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,718 my Francois character. 501 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,419 He was born... 502 00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:12,488 to a scullery maid... 503 00:21:12,490 --> 00:21:13,642 Okay, thank you! 504 00:21:13,644 --> 00:21:15,659 So, in the last two months, did I miss anything 505 00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:17,928 other than Clayface's long-winded backstories? 506 00:21:17,930 --> 00:21:19,260 Harley, just come with me. 507 00:21:25,940 --> 00:21:28,638 So after the goons fell back in line, 508 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:31,468 the Injustice League carved up the city. 509 00:21:31,470 --> 00:21:33,438 They call it new New Gotham. 510 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,814 Which is... I mean, I can't even... 511 00:21:39,580 --> 00:21:41,419 If you just played the game 512 00:21:41,420 --> 00:21:43,019 you wouldn't have ended up like this. 513 00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:45,088 You did this to yourself. 514 00:21:47,820 --> 00:21:50,059 Who's the biggest fool of all? 515 00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:51,060 You! 516 00:21:52,930 --> 00:21:54,628 You were right all along, Ive. 517 00:21:54,630 --> 00:21:56,828 I shoulda taken control from the start. 518 00:21:56,830 --> 00:21:59,898 Riddler, Two-Face, Freeze, Bane. 519 00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:02,098 I'm taking 'em all down. 520 00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:03,168 And when I'm done, 521 00:22:03,170 --> 00:22:05,508 Gotham is gonna be... 522 00:22:05,510 --> 00:22:06,708 mine! 523 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:11,708 Cool. 524 00:22:11,710 --> 00:22:13,919 Yeah. We pulled him from the Joker Tower rubble months ago. 525 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,148 He's been in a coma ever since. 526 00:22:15,150 --> 00:22:16,748 The swelling should've gone down. 527 00:22:16,750 --> 00:22:18,618 Let me just... 528 00:22:18,620 --> 00:22:19,918 Oh, my God. 529 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,460 It's... Bruce Wayne.