1 00:00:03,359 --> 00:00:05,350 Ice cream. 2 00:00:05,352 --> 00:00:07,111 Ice cream, Mom... can I? 3 00:00:07,114 --> 00:00:09,981 - Sure. - Ice cream! 4 00:00:09,984 --> 00:00:11,656 Don't you need money? 5 00:00:11,658 --> 00:00:12,825 I need money! 6 00:00:14,394 --> 00:00:16,261 - Thank you. - Don't run! 7 00:00:16,263 --> 00:00:17,372 Okay! 8 00:00:18,598 --> 00:00:20,031 Shelly, you want ice cream? 9 00:00:20,033 --> 00:00:21,232 Ice cream! 10 00:00:21,234 --> 00:00:23,168 All right. 11 00:00:24,170 --> 00:00:25,303 Here you go. 12 00:00:25,305 --> 00:00:26,437 And no runnin'. 13 00:00:26,439 --> 00:00:28,590 In these loafers? Not a chance. 14 00:00:28,593 --> 00:00:30,074 I was jokin'. 15 00:00:30,076 --> 00:00:32,278 Okay. 16 00:00:32,281 --> 00:00:34,434 It was turning out to be 17 00:00:34,437 --> 00:00:36,047 the perfect Saturday. 18 00:00:36,050 --> 00:00:38,692 The ice cream man had extra napkins. 19 00:00:38,695 --> 00:00:40,301 I had tons of homework. 20 00:00:40,304 --> 00:00:43,223 And I was about to enjoy an orange sherbet Push-Up, 21 00:00:43,226 --> 00:00:44,851 which was the only kind of Push-Up 22 00:00:44,854 --> 00:00:46,521 I could actually finish. 23 00:00:46,524 --> 00:00:49,184 Then it all came crashing down. 24 00:00:52,032 --> 00:00:53,879 There's no telling who could buy that house! 25 00:00:53,882 --> 00:00:55,166 What if they have dogs? 26 00:00:55,175 --> 00:00:56,575 What if they have birds? 27 00:00:56,578 --> 00:00:58,035 What if they have both and the birds 28 00:00:58,038 --> 00:00:59,304 learned to bark like dogs? 29 00:00:59,307 --> 00:01:01,638 Sheldon, you're gettin' yourself all worked up. 30 00:01:01,641 --> 00:01:04,348 For good reason... that house is six feet away from my bedroom 31 00:01:04,351 --> 00:01:06,895 window... who knows what kind of smells could jump the gap? 32 00:01:06,898 --> 00:01:10,648 Uh, cigarette smoke, a scented candle, a durian? 33 00:01:10,650 --> 00:01:11,849 What's a durian? 34 00:01:11,851 --> 00:01:14,461 A vile-smelling fruit of the genus Durio. 35 00:01:14,464 --> 00:01:15,762 When did you smell that? 36 00:01:15,765 --> 00:01:18,056 I haven't, and I'd like to keep it that way. 37 00:01:18,058 --> 00:01:19,324 It might be nice. 38 00:01:19,326 --> 00:01:22,020 It might be a family with kids your age. 39 00:01:22,023 --> 00:01:24,939 I already live with a kid my age... not a fan! 40 00:01:38,311 --> 00:01:43,647 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - ... www.Addic7ed.com ... 41 00:01:46,319 --> 00:01:47,785 What's up? 42 00:01:47,787 --> 00:01:50,188 Can I talk to you about serious woman stuff? 43 00:01:50,190 --> 00:01:51,904 Of course. 44 00:01:51,907 --> 00:01:54,692 Is this a... iced tea conversation 45 00:01:54,694 --> 00:01:56,994 or a hot tea conversation? 46 00:01:56,996 --> 00:01:59,230 Definitely hot. 47 00:01:59,232 --> 00:02:01,933 Uh-oh. 48 00:02:01,935 --> 00:02:03,301 So what's goin' on? 49 00:02:04,571 --> 00:02:06,938 I think I have a boyfriend. 50 00:02:06,940 --> 00:02:08,973 Wow. 51 00:02:08,975 --> 00:02:10,657 But you cannot tell Mom. 52 00:02:10,660 --> 00:02:14,061 Oh, of course... I love not telling your mother stuff. 53 00:02:14,064 --> 00:02:16,170 So what-what-what's his name? 54 00:02:16,173 --> 00:02:18,416 Marcus Adam Larson, he's 11 and a half, 55 00:02:18,419 --> 00:02:20,877 he has blond hair, his favorite color's green 56 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:22,446 and he's learning how to skateboard, 57 00:02:22,449 --> 00:02:24,014 but he's not very good yet. 58 00:02:24,017 --> 00:02:26,560 Okay, well, I have to ask, now... 59 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:29,131 at your age, having a boyfriend, what does that mean? 60 00:02:29,134 --> 00:02:32,163 Do you, uh... go out on dates? 61 00:02:32,165 --> 00:02:33,398 No. 62 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:37,001 Um... well, d-do you hold hands? 63 00:02:37,003 --> 00:02:38,971 I wish, but no. 64 00:02:40,340 --> 00:02:42,173 So how do you know he's your boyfriend? 65 00:02:42,175 --> 00:02:43,575 Because this happened. 66 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:48,842 _ 67 00:02:48,845 --> 00:02:50,139 Wow. 68 00:02:50,142 --> 00:02:52,383 I didn't realize you had documentation. 69 00:02:52,385 --> 00:02:54,064 I know. 70 00:03:07,033 --> 00:03:10,301 Something suspicious is happening next door. 71 00:03:10,303 --> 00:03:11,478 Like what? 72 00:03:11,481 --> 00:03:13,948 Groups of strangers keep coming and going. 73 00:03:13,951 --> 00:03:16,318 They must be using the house to sell drugs. 74 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:18,976 No one's selling drugs, they're just havin' an open house. 75 00:03:18,978 --> 00:03:20,144 What's that? 76 00:03:20,146 --> 00:03:22,359 They open up the house so people interested 77 00:03:22,362 --> 00:03:23,576 in buyin' it can take a look. 78 00:03:23,579 --> 00:03:26,685 That explains why 911 hung up on me. 79 00:03:31,224 --> 00:03:33,691 I had no choice but to determine 80 00:03:33,693 --> 00:03:36,092 if any of these prospective home buyers 81 00:03:36,095 --> 00:03:38,053 would be suitable neighbors. 82 00:03:38,056 --> 00:03:39,696 This shifty fellow? 83 00:03:39,699 --> 00:03:41,299 He looks like trouble. 84 00:03:41,301 --> 00:03:42,533 That woman and 85 00:03:42,535 --> 00:03:45,256 whatever dark secret is hiding in her bag? 86 00:03:45,259 --> 00:03:47,302 Probably a machete. 87 00:03:47,305 --> 00:03:50,873 Oh, this lady seems promising. 88 00:03:56,832 --> 00:03:58,485 Not on my watch. 89 00:03:58,488 --> 00:03:59,752 Please look around. 90 00:03:59,755 --> 00:04:01,222 If you have any questions, I'll be right here. 91 00:04:01,224 --> 00:04:03,120 Excuse me, is there someone in charge here? 92 00:04:03,122 --> 00:04:05,036 That would be me. 93 00:04:05,039 --> 00:04:06,272 Mr. Lundy? 94 00:04:06,275 --> 00:04:07,412 What are you doing here? 95 00:04:07,415 --> 00:04:09,251 I'm the realtor. 96 00:04:09,254 --> 00:04:11,889 But you're a teacher and an actor. 97 00:04:11,892 --> 00:04:14,998 And while those both pay so well, 98 00:04:15,001 --> 00:04:17,842 I like to do this on the weekends for fun. 99 00:04:17,845 --> 00:04:19,470 Why are you here? 100 00:04:19,472 --> 00:04:20,838 I live next door and I'm concerned 101 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:22,600 about who the new neighbor might be. 102 00:04:22,603 --> 00:04:26,051 Don't you worry, I will personally make sure that 103 00:04:26,054 --> 00:04:29,413 your new neighbor is whoever forks over the most money. 104 00:04:29,415 --> 00:04:30,448 Thank you. 105 00:04:30,450 --> 00:04:31,516 Wait. 106 00:04:31,518 --> 00:04:33,851 So if you want to be his girlfriend 107 00:04:33,853 --> 00:04:36,587 and he wants to be your boyfriend, 108 00:04:36,589 --> 00:04:38,693 what's the problem? 109 00:04:38,696 --> 00:04:41,864 He also plays baseball, and this weekend... 110 00:04:41,867 --> 00:04:43,995 I have to pitch against him. 111 00:04:43,997 --> 00:04:45,563 Yeah, so? 112 00:04:45,565 --> 00:04:49,021 So if I strike him out, he might get mad and break up with me. 113 00:04:49,024 --> 00:04:51,020 Well, why would he do that? 114 00:04:51,023 --> 00:04:52,637 I've struck out a bunch of boys. 115 00:04:52,639 --> 00:04:54,105 They all get real mad. 116 00:04:54,107 --> 00:04:57,508 You're gonna pitch bad to him on purpose? 117 00:04:57,510 --> 00:04:59,328 I was thinkin' about it. 118 00:04:59,331 --> 00:05:01,178 That is not what you are gonna do. 119 00:05:01,181 --> 00:05:03,879 You are gonna do your best, and if you strike him out, 120 00:05:03,882 --> 00:05:05,449 he will respect you for it. 121 00:05:05,451 --> 00:05:06,717 I don't know. 122 00:05:06,719 --> 00:05:09,292 When I struck out Brian Morgan, he cried. 123 00:05:09,295 --> 00:05:11,895 Now everyone calls him Cryin' Brian. 124 00:05:11,898 --> 00:05:13,090 That's pretty funny. 125 00:05:13,092 --> 00:05:14,488 Thanks, I started it. 126 00:05:18,031 --> 00:05:19,530 Mr. Lundy? 127 00:05:19,532 --> 00:05:20,831 Come in. 128 00:05:20,833 --> 00:05:22,328 What brings you here? 129 00:05:22,331 --> 00:05:24,535 I'm the listing agent on the house next door. 130 00:05:24,538 --> 00:05:26,468 But I thought you were a teacher and a... 131 00:05:26,471 --> 00:05:28,504 And an actor, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 132 00:05:28,507 --> 00:05:31,528 You've got to get your son out of my open house. 133 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:33,010 Why, what's he doin'? 134 00:05:33,012 --> 00:05:34,278 Well... 135 00:05:36,482 --> 00:05:38,176 I noticed there's hair on your coat. 136 00:05:38,179 --> 00:05:39,517 Clearly yours is falling out, 137 00:05:39,519 --> 00:05:40,918 but do you also have pets? 138 00:05:43,899 --> 00:05:45,432 I detect a hint of garlic. 139 00:05:45,435 --> 00:05:47,301 Do you enjoy cooking stinky foods 140 00:05:47,304 --> 00:05:48,826 or are you afraid of vampires? 141 00:05:50,726 --> 00:05:52,663 Is there any chance you're just fat? 142 00:05:55,501 --> 00:05:57,435 Oh, dear, I'll go get him. 143 00:05:57,437 --> 00:05:59,037 Thank you. 144 00:06:00,573 --> 00:06:02,506 Kind of a dump. 145 00:06:02,508 --> 00:06:03,998 But I could sell it. 146 00:06:10,789 --> 00:06:12,722 Why are you reading about property code? 147 00:06:12,724 --> 00:06:14,739 The house next door to mine is for sale, 148 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:17,394 and I'm looking for ways to control who moves in there. 149 00:06:17,396 --> 00:06:20,897 When my family moved to Texas, they burned our fishing boat. 150 00:06:20,899 --> 00:06:23,300 Tam, we're talking about my problems right now. 151 00:06:23,302 --> 00:06:24,901 We usually are. 152 00:06:24,903 --> 00:06:26,803 Ooh, listen to this: "A seller 153 00:06:26,805 --> 00:06:28,891 or seller's agent must disclose if a homicide 154 00:06:28,894 --> 00:06:30,407 has occurred on the property." 155 00:06:30,409 --> 00:06:31,808 Why is that helpful? 156 00:06:31,810 --> 00:06:34,010 That could scare off any unwanted buyers. 157 00:06:34,012 --> 00:06:36,112 Has there ever been a murder next door? 158 00:06:36,114 --> 00:06:38,015 I sure hope so. 159 00:06:39,182 --> 00:06:40,448 Hello, Officer Robin. 160 00:06:40,451 --> 00:06:41,852 This is Sheldon Cooper. 161 00:06:41,854 --> 00:06:43,153 What's wrong, Sheldon? 162 00:06:43,155 --> 00:06:44,654 I was wondering if anyone was murdered 163 00:06:44,656 --> 00:06:46,489 in the house next door to mine. 164 00:06:46,491 --> 00:06:48,503 You mean murdered today? 165 00:06:48,506 --> 00:06:50,861 No, ever, but today would work, too. 166 00:06:50,863 --> 00:06:53,630 It'll take me a while to check. 167 00:06:53,632 --> 00:06:54,998 That's fine, I can hold. 168 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,500 Tell Mr. Givens I may be a little late to class. 169 00:06:57,502 --> 00:06:59,097 It's a police matter. 170 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:00,470 Sheldon's gonna be late. 171 00:07:00,472 --> 00:07:01,605 Well, all right! 172 00:07:01,607 --> 00:07:04,407 - It's a police ma... - Don't care. 173 00:07:04,409 --> 00:07:05,675 Yes, I'm still here. 174 00:07:05,677 --> 00:07:07,077 Sorry, no murders. 175 00:07:07,079 --> 00:07:09,558 Just one death from natural causes in 176 00:07:09,561 --> 00:07:10,947 1948. 177 00:07:10,949 --> 00:07:13,083 How can we be sure it wasn't foul play? 178 00:07:13,085 --> 00:07:15,407 The man was 96 years old, Sheldon. 179 00:07:15,410 --> 00:07:17,387 That's a lot of years to make enemies. 180 00:07:17,389 --> 00:07:18,488 Bye. 181 00:07:20,425 --> 00:07:22,902 So, 182 00:07:22,905 --> 00:07:24,628 you playin' the Tigers on Saturday? 183 00:07:24,630 --> 00:07:26,830 Should be an easy win. 184 00:07:26,832 --> 00:07:29,399 Their best player's parents are getting a divorce. 185 00:07:29,401 --> 00:07:31,167 He's pretty distracted. 186 00:07:31,169 --> 00:07:32,869 Well, there's a lucky break. 187 00:07:32,871 --> 00:07:36,339 I just hope it drags out through playoffs. 188 00:07:36,341 --> 00:07:38,608 So how you feel about 189 00:07:38,610 --> 00:07:40,777 not pitchin' Missy? 190 00:07:40,779 --> 00:07:42,545 Why would I do that? 191 00:07:42,547 --> 00:07:45,348 Well, she's growin' up 192 00:07:45,350 --> 00:07:48,285 and she's going through some new stuff... 193 00:07:48,287 --> 00:07:50,230 Oh, I don't want to hear about that. 194 00:07:50,233 --> 00:07:51,554 No, no, no, she's... 195 00:07:51,556 --> 00:07:54,493 she's got a crush on a boy on the other team, 196 00:07:54,496 --> 00:07:56,993 and she's worried that if she strikes him out, 197 00:07:56,995 --> 00:07:58,628 that it will embarrass him. 198 00:07:58,630 --> 00:08:00,563 Well, that's too bad, she's our pitcher. 199 00:08:00,565 --> 00:08:01,965 She's gonna do her job. 200 00:08:01,967 --> 00:08:05,485 Well, she's also an 11-year-old girl with big feelings. 201 00:08:05,488 --> 00:08:08,774 And I'm a cranky old man with no feelings. 202 00:08:10,641 --> 00:08:14,649 Well, I've always thought that underneath that tough exterior, 203 00:08:14,652 --> 00:08:17,882 there was a shred of compassion. 204 00:08:20,619 --> 00:08:22,352 Yeah, I know what you're doing. 205 00:08:22,354 --> 00:08:23,887 What am I doing? 206 00:08:23,889 --> 00:08:27,223 You're using your feminine wiles to get your way. 207 00:08:27,225 --> 00:08:28,491 Mm-mm-mm. 208 00:08:28,493 --> 00:08:30,328 Smart and handsome. 209 00:08:31,363 --> 00:08:33,925 You forgot tall. 210 00:08:33,928 --> 00:08:35,961 Don't say that. 211 00:08:35,964 --> 00:08:39,422 Never... say that. 212 00:08:39,425 --> 00:08:42,238 Goonies... 213 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:45,910 never say die. 214 00:08:47,512 --> 00:08:49,279 Well done. 215 00:08:49,281 --> 00:08:51,481 Very moving. 216 00:08:51,483 --> 00:08:53,483 And speaking of moving, 217 00:08:53,485 --> 00:08:56,319 if any of your parents are in the market for a two-bedroom, 218 00:08:56,321 --> 00:08:59,680 two-bath ranch-style with a updated kitchen, 219 00:08:59,683 --> 00:09:01,691 have them give me a call. 220 00:09:03,616 --> 00:09:05,294 All right, very good. 221 00:09:05,297 --> 00:09:08,477 How about next week we try some monologues from actual theater? 222 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:09,766 Just a thought. 223 00:09:09,768 --> 00:09:11,292 Mr. Lundy. 224 00:09:11,295 --> 00:09:12,610 Oh, what now? 225 00:09:12,613 --> 00:09:13,817 What happened with the open house 226 00:09:13,819 --> 00:09:16,573 after you had me kicked out? Were there any potential buyers? 227 00:09:16,575 --> 00:09:18,341 And if so, can I have their names so I can run 228 00:09:18,343 --> 00:09:20,543 a background check with my friends in blue? 229 00:09:20,545 --> 00:09:23,513 Sheldon, if you think you're gonna 230 00:09:23,515 --> 00:09:27,617 stop me from selling this house, you're wrong. 231 00:09:27,619 --> 00:09:29,119 Oh, am I? 232 00:09:29,121 --> 00:09:32,188 They tried to stop me from staging The Crucible 233 00:09:32,191 --> 00:09:34,057 on roller skates. 234 00:09:34,059 --> 00:09:37,827 A lot of understudies went on that day... 235 00:09:37,829 --> 00:09:40,464 but so did the show. 236 00:09:42,434 --> 00:09:44,634 You do not want me as an enemy. 237 00:09:44,636 --> 00:09:47,604 Or as a friend, sibling or student, I've been told. 238 00:09:47,606 --> 00:09:49,368 All right, look, if it's so important to you, 239 00:09:49,371 --> 00:09:50,540 why don't you just go out 240 00:09:50,542 --> 00:09:53,073 and find a buyer that you'd be happy with? 241 00:09:53,076 --> 00:09:55,844 So if I find someone I deem acceptable, 242 00:09:55,847 --> 00:09:57,680 you'd sell them the house? 243 00:09:57,682 --> 00:10:00,617 If the bank approves, so do I. 244 00:10:00,619 --> 00:10:02,619 Excellent. 245 00:10:02,621 --> 00:10:04,821 I wonder if Stephen Hawking would like Texas. 246 00:10:04,823 --> 00:10:06,189 It's very flat. 247 00:10:06,191 --> 00:10:09,055 Oh, I can't afford a house, 248 00:10:09,058 --> 00:10:11,261 but I'm flattered you'd want me next door. 249 00:10:11,263 --> 00:10:13,029 Of course I would. You don't have enough friends 250 00:10:13,031 --> 00:10:14,231 to throw a party. 251 00:10:15,033 --> 00:10:17,634 Yeah, well... 252 00:10:17,636 --> 00:10:19,969 Neither-neither do you! 253 00:10:19,971 --> 00:10:23,006 So, you think after seeing you every day at school, 254 00:10:23,008 --> 00:10:25,842 I'd want to go home, look out my window 255 00:10:25,844 --> 00:10:28,566 and see-see more of you? 256 00:10:28,569 --> 00:10:29,902 Yes. 257 00:10:29,905 --> 00:10:32,182 Hey, maybe we could ride to school together. 258 00:10:32,184 --> 00:10:33,610 We could play car games. 259 00:10:33,613 --> 00:10:35,885 Stop, you're killing me. 260 00:10:35,887 --> 00:10:38,922 I'm sorry, why would I want to live next door to you? 261 00:10:38,924 --> 00:10:40,102 Ask Mr. Givens. 262 00:10:40,105 --> 00:10:43,026 Apparently, I'm hilarious. 263 00:10:43,028 --> 00:10:44,883 That's sweet of you for asking, 264 00:10:44,886 --> 00:10:45,895 but I'd rather 265 00:10:45,897 --> 00:10:48,164 stick my finger in a pencil sharpener 266 00:10:48,166 --> 00:10:49,934 and crank away. 267 00:10:50,902 --> 00:10:52,777 I would love to, Sheldon, 268 00:10:52,780 --> 00:10:54,536 but there's a district rule 269 00:10:54,539 --> 00:10:57,474 that says a principal can't live next door to a student. 270 00:10:57,476 --> 00:10:59,008 That makes sense. 271 00:10:59,010 --> 00:11:01,345 Does it? Good. 272 00:11:04,816 --> 00:11:06,480 Hey. Robin says the house 273 00:11:06,483 --> 00:11:08,118 next door to y'all is for sale. 274 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,886 Oh, yeah, it is. 275 00:11:09,888 --> 00:11:11,488 Is it nice? 276 00:11:11,490 --> 00:11:14,493 Uh... nice enough. 277 00:11:14,496 --> 00:11:16,259 Why? Are you thinking about moving? 278 00:11:16,261 --> 00:11:19,095 I wasn't, but Robin's not crazy about living in a house 279 00:11:19,097 --> 00:11:20,697 I shared with my ex-wife. 280 00:11:20,699 --> 00:11:22,198 That's understandable. 281 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:24,480 I want her to be happy. 'Cause I love her. 282 00:11:24,483 --> 00:11:26,516 Not just 'cause she's a cop with a gun. 283 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,253 - But that's part of it. - Well, 284 00:11:28,256 --> 00:11:31,273 I'm sure there are lots of wonderful houses out there. 285 00:11:31,276 --> 00:11:33,276 I'd be happy to help you look. 286 00:11:33,278 --> 00:11:36,746 Do you not want us to look at the one next to you? 287 00:11:36,748 --> 00:11:38,828 Oh, no, of course not. 288 00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:41,017 You should absolutely look at it. 289 00:11:41,019 --> 00:11:43,052 As well as other houses. 290 00:11:43,054 --> 00:11:46,689 I have to say, this isn't the reaction I was expecting. 291 00:11:46,691 --> 00:11:50,055 No, it is the reaction you were expecting. 292 00:11:50,058 --> 00:11:54,497 Excited that my boss might live next door to me. 293 00:11:54,499 --> 00:11:56,065 Yay! 294 00:11:56,067 --> 00:11:58,301 Well, my boss lives everywhere, 295 00:11:58,303 --> 00:12:00,938 and you don't see me getting weird about it. 296 00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:07,950 And then after you buy the house, you rent it out 297 00:12:07,953 --> 00:12:09,655 to people who are preapproved by me. 298 00:12:09,658 --> 00:12:11,684 - I can't afford a second house. - Georgie, 299 00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:13,960 you make as much money as Dad. Why don't you buy it? 300 00:12:13,962 --> 00:12:15,929 He does not make as much money as me. 301 00:12:15,931 --> 00:12:17,998 No. But I don't have to spend mine 302 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,133 on stupid stuff like food and kids. 303 00:12:20,135 --> 00:12:21,501 Mary, where's dinner? 304 00:12:21,503 --> 00:12:23,637 So, is that a yes to buying the house? 305 00:12:23,639 --> 00:12:26,373 Sorry. When I move out, it ain't gonna be 20 feet away, 306 00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:28,241 and it's got to have a hot tub. 307 00:12:28,243 --> 00:12:29,442 Sheldon, you need 308 00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:31,470 to stop involving yourself in this. 309 00:12:31,473 --> 00:12:32,812 You upset Mr. Lundy, 310 00:12:32,814 --> 00:12:34,981 and you were rude to the people at the open house. 311 00:12:34,983 --> 00:12:37,263 And he was bugging his teachers at school all day. 312 00:12:37,266 --> 00:12:39,218 But Mr. Lundy said I could help him. 313 00:12:39,221 --> 00:12:40,620 I don't care. 314 00:12:40,622 --> 00:12:43,423 Even Pastor Jeff is talking about buying that house now. 315 00:12:43,425 --> 00:12:44,691 That could work out. 316 00:12:44,693 --> 00:12:47,510 His wife's a police officer, so built-in security. 317 00:12:47,513 --> 00:12:49,562 And whenever I have a theological zinger, 318 00:12:49,564 --> 00:12:51,131 I can call it right over the fence. 319 00:12:51,133 --> 00:12:53,600 You want your boss living next door? 320 00:12:53,602 --> 00:12:55,135 Not exactly. 321 00:12:55,138 --> 00:12:56,341 You don't have to worry 322 00:12:56,344 --> 00:12:58,338 about your boss. There's a district rule that says 323 00:12:58,340 --> 00:13:00,908 that Principal Petersen cannot live next door to me. 324 00:13:01,643 --> 00:13:03,209 That sounds made-up. 325 00:13:03,211 --> 00:13:05,041 A principal who tells lies. 326 00:13:05,044 --> 00:13:07,015 What are we gonna do with this one? 327 00:13:12,754 --> 00:13:14,575 Here's the payroll checks. 328 00:13:14,578 --> 00:13:16,345 - Thank you. - If you need anything else, 329 00:13:16,348 --> 00:13:18,992 I'll be in my office, which is next door. 330 00:13:18,994 --> 00:13:21,829 Sorry it's so close. 331 00:13:23,872 --> 00:13:26,306 Lord, I am trying my best. 332 00:13:26,309 --> 00:13:28,568 Please help me with this situation. 333 00:13:28,570 --> 00:13:30,771 Amen. 334 00:13:32,614 --> 00:13:34,306 _ 335 00:13:34,309 --> 00:13:37,020 I meant fix him, not me. 336 00:13:38,647 --> 00:13:40,313 Excuse me, 337 00:13:40,315 --> 00:13:42,919 Mr. Lundy. I'm afraid I have some bad news. 338 00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:44,838 Oh. What's going on? 339 00:13:44,841 --> 00:13:48,556 My mother has forbidden me from helping you sell the house. 340 00:13:50,358 --> 00:13:51,858 That... 341 00:13:51,860 --> 00:13:55,128 is beyond bad news. 342 00:13:55,130 --> 00:13:57,797 I don't think I can do this alone. 343 00:13:57,799 --> 00:13:59,432 I'm sorry. It's not me. 344 00:13:59,434 --> 00:14:02,169 No, I know it's not. 345 00:14:03,338 --> 00:14:06,539 Just enjoyed being in the trenches with you. 346 00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:07,774 As did I. 347 00:14:07,776 --> 00:14:10,410 All right, Sheldon, I... 348 00:14:10,412 --> 00:14:13,046 I guess I'll see you in the halls. 349 00:14:13,048 --> 00:14:14,749 Again, I'm sorry. 350 00:14:15,584 --> 00:14:17,785 Me, too. 351 00:14:21,123 --> 00:14:24,291 And scene. 352 00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:42,842 Hey, uh, Cooper, 353 00:14:42,844 --> 00:14:45,245 you know, I think I'm gonna have you sit this one out 354 00:14:45,248 --> 00:14:46,767 and let Powell pitch. 355 00:14:46,770 --> 00:14:48,915 - Really? - Yeah. 356 00:14:48,917 --> 00:14:51,651 Kind of like to save your arm for the playoffs, okay? 357 00:14:51,653 --> 00:14:53,520 Okay. 358 00:14:53,522 --> 00:14:55,455 Do you want to save my arm, too? 359 00:14:55,457 --> 00:14:56,656 No. 360 00:14:56,658 --> 00:14:58,158 How about my legs? 361 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:01,594 You know, Billy, you never fail to brighten my day. 362 00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:03,329 Cool. 363 00:15:03,331 --> 00:15:05,598 Pastor Jeff, you got a second? 364 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,333 Of course. 365 00:15:07,336 --> 00:15:09,102 I might've called before dropping in, 366 00:15:09,104 --> 00:15:11,305 but that's just how I was raised. 367 00:15:13,341 --> 00:15:15,842 I owe you an apology. 368 00:15:15,844 --> 00:15:18,244 I was worried about us 369 00:15:18,246 --> 00:15:19,279 working together 370 00:15:19,281 --> 00:15:21,815 and then living next door to each other, 371 00:15:21,817 --> 00:15:26,049 but I like you and Robin very much, 372 00:15:26,052 --> 00:15:28,439 and if you want to look into that house, 373 00:15:28,442 --> 00:15:32,026 we would be lucky to have you as neighbors. 374 00:15:32,828 --> 00:15:35,829 Thank you. That's nice to hear. 375 00:15:35,831 --> 00:15:37,263 I mean it. 376 00:15:37,265 --> 00:15:39,199 Good, 'cause Robin already looked at it, loved it, 377 00:15:39,201 --> 00:15:42,036 put up police tape so no one else could get in. 378 00:15:43,538 --> 00:15:45,372 Okay. 379 00:15:46,208 --> 00:15:47,340 Ball four. 380 00:15:47,343 --> 00:15:49,256 Oh, damn it. 381 00:15:57,312 --> 00:15:59,072 We're gonna lose. 382 00:15:59,075 --> 00:16:00,420 Oh, we're gonna be fine. 383 00:16:00,423 --> 00:16:02,023 Powell's got this. 384 00:16:02,858 --> 00:16:04,457 I'll strike Marcus out. 385 00:16:04,459 --> 00:16:06,160 Put me in. 386 00:16:07,981 --> 00:16:09,183 Time! 387 00:16:09,264 --> 00:16:10,730 Time! 388 00:16:10,732 --> 00:16:12,765 I thought Marcus was your boyfriend. 389 00:16:12,768 --> 00:16:14,463 Meemaw told you? 390 00:16:14,466 --> 00:16:17,400 She's my girlfriend. You know, we talk about stuff. 391 00:16:17,403 --> 00:16:20,840 So, all that about saving my arm for playoffs wasn't true? 392 00:16:20,842 --> 00:16:22,103 I was just being nice. 393 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,643 Since when are you nice? 394 00:16:23,645 --> 00:16:24,978 Well, don't get used to it. 395 00:16:24,980 --> 00:16:27,314 Just go strike out your boyfriend. 396 00:16:28,617 --> 00:16:29,889 Player change! 397 00:16:29,892 --> 00:16:31,860 Come on, Cooper. 398 00:16:33,154 --> 00:16:34,420 Good job. 399 00:16:34,422 --> 00:16:36,257 Kind of. 400 00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:46,699 Strike one! 401 00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:48,601 Yes! Two more, Coop! 402 00:16:48,603 --> 00:16:50,136 Two more! Come on. 403 00:16:50,138 --> 00:16:52,317 I thought we were saving her arm. 404 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:55,021 - Not now, Billy. - Okay. 405 00:17:02,976 --> 00:17:04,884 - Foul ball! - Yeah, okay! 406 00:17:04,886 --> 00:17:06,085 You got this! 407 00:17:06,087 --> 00:17:07,941 - Strike two. - Hang in there! 408 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,622 No coddle. Come on, Coop. 409 00:17:09,624 --> 00:17:11,825 Bear down. 410 00:17:22,704 --> 00:17:24,904 - Strike three! - Yeah! 411 00:17:24,906 --> 00:17:26,472 - You're out! - That's my girl! 412 00:17:26,474 --> 00:17:28,175 Yeah! 413 00:17:34,816 --> 00:17:36,082 - Good job! - Way to go! 414 00:17:39,038 --> 00:17:40,404 We won! 415 00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:41,955 Good game. Good game. 416 00:17:41,957 --> 00:17:43,222 Good game. Good game. 417 00:17:43,224 --> 00:17:44,824 Good game. Good game. Good game. 418 00:17:44,872 --> 00:17:46,806 Good game. Good game. Good game. 419 00:17:52,874 --> 00:17:55,309 Good game. 420 00:17:56,338 --> 00:17:57,838 Good game. 421 00:18:08,116 --> 00:18:09,647 Where the hell is she going? 422 00:18:11,987 --> 00:18:13,920 Missy! Where you going? 423 00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:26,833 He held my hand! 424 00:18:26,835 --> 00:18:28,902 - High five! - Don't touch it! 425 00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:37,910 We've got some exciting news. 426 00:18:37,912 --> 00:18:39,779 They accepted our offer on the house! 427 00:18:39,781 --> 00:18:41,013 We're gonna be neighbors. 428 00:18:41,015 --> 00:18:42,749 That's wonderful. 429 00:18:42,751 --> 00:18:45,218 Come in, come in. 430 00:18:45,220 --> 00:18:46,742 What's going on? 431 00:18:46,745 --> 00:18:48,699 It looks like Pastor Jeff and Robin 432 00:18:48,702 --> 00:18:50,323 are gonna move in next door. 433 00:18:50,325 --> 00:18:51,791 And that's not the only news. 434 00:18:51,793 --> 00:18:53,059 We're expecting. 435 00:18:53,061 --> 00:18:54,269 Oh! 436 00:18:54,272 --> 00:18:56,094 What a beautiful blessing! 437 00:18:56,097 --> 00:18:59,333 Hey, Sheldon, maybe someday you can babysit for us. 438 00:19:01,369 --> 00:19:04,571 ? Rock-a-bye, baby. ? 439 00:19:07,075 --> 00:19:10,109 - Where you going? - To apply for college. 440 00:19:10,111 --> 00:19:12,111 When he sees the baby, he'll come around. 441 00:19:12,113 --> 00:19:14,245 No, I won't. 442 00:19:16,535 --> 00:19:22,495 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - ... www.Addic7ed.com ...