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Hey, I know you've got
a million things going on,

2
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but this is just a gentle reminder

3
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to email the invites to
Emily's baby shower.

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Something like,

5
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"Please come to Emily's baby party,
where there will be baby things"?

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- Something like that?
- It's tricky.

7
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Emily doesn't really like baby showers,

8
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so she doesn't want it to look or feel

9
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or sound like a baby shower,

10
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so, no... no storks on anything, 'kay?

11
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Got it. Ix-nay on the orks-stay.

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And no baby animals.

13
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And are you coming with us
to Dr. Hamara's today still?

14
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Of course. I gotta meet
this Howie you guys keep talking about.

15
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Wait a...

16
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- What the?
- It is not exactly what I expected,

17
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but I'm rolling with it.

18
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All right, you don't have
to look so surprised.

19
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It's just a simple sleight of hand, bud.

20
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You really missed out on
Movie Night last night.

21
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I am doing a whole deep dive
into the Jim Carrey oeuvre.

22
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I'm halfway through the
high-concept comedy phase,

23
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slowly working my way towards
serious-artist territory.

24
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Which movie are you on now?

25
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The eternal classic
that is "Liar, Liar."

26
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Oh. Well,

27
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maybe when you get past his blue period

28
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and he returns to his roots with
"Dumb and Dumber To,"

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I'll be ready for Movie Night.

30
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FYI, this isn't my fault

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just because I wrote the
entire calendar code.

32
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What's not your fault that
really sounds like your fault?

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The bug in the Sprq Watch.
It's causing every event

34
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that someone creates to
be posted on December 25.

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Christmas? That's weird.

36
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Have no fear.

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After talking to my boy Leif and doing

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some mad intense soul-searching,

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I am now new and improved Tobin 2.0,

40
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hardworking, committed, serious.

41
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Watch how fast I nail this.

42
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Speaking of nailing...
Nope, not gonna make the joke.

43
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Not gonna do it. Tobin, stay focused.

44
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- I have to tell you something.
- What?

45
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I can't believe these words
are coming out of my mouth.

46
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Uh-huh.

47
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I saw Joan and Leif kissing.

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What? Like, kissing kissing?

49
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Yes. And not only that,

50
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I heard him sing "I Put a Spell on You."

51
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Seemed real sketchy.

52
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Leif is definitely up to something.

53
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Are we talking like witchcraft

54
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or just shameless career advancement?

55
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Either way, hooking up with Leif

56
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is like kissing a Slytherin.

57
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Zoey, can we see you in
here for a minute, please?

58
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- "We"?
- "We"?

59
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So Danny Michael Davis
is coming to town today,

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and he wants to hear
our pitch for The Chirp.

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Today? Like, actual today?

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Surprised me, too,
but when the CEO of our company

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says he wants a meeting today,
we give him today.

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- Okay, but...
- This is our chance

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to show him what we can do.

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But can we do?

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- I mean, do we have enough to show him?
- We better.

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The Chirp is a wonderful product,

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and Joan deserves to be rewarded

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for all her hard work and dedication.

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Take it down, like 80%.

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So, uh, what do we have to
do to give Danny a timeline

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showing him that we can have
The Chirp ready in six months?

74
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Um, I could do more like nine.

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I'm hearing six.

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- I just think that...
- Six.

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- I could...
- I would like to hear six months.

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Six months, it is.

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Great. Thank you.

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Zoey! Tech bloggers are
starting to reach out to me

81
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for comments on the watch.
Any estimates on a fix?

82
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What? No, not yet.

83
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Um, Tobin's working on it.

84
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Great. I-I'm gonna make some calls.

85
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- Wait, can I ask you something?
- Mm-hmm.

86
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We are pitching Danny
Michael Davis today.

87
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- Ah.
- You know him, right?

88
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Kind of. He helped me get this job

89
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after we snuck out of the
same boring tech panel

90
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and ended up hiding in
the hotel bar together.

91
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Oh, so you do know him better than me.

92
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The man's never here,
and when he does show up,

93
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he's surrounded by a force field
of nervous execs at all times.

94
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Well, he's definitely intense,
and he operates

95
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at a whole different
frequency than the rest of us.

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Look, if you're feeling overwhelmed,

97
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try being still and taking
10 long, deep breaths.

98
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It's part of this new
meditation technique I'm doing.

99
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Hmm. You got a technique?

100
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I do now. Just trying
to keep things calm up here.

101
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- Know what I mean?
- I don't know what you mean.

102
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I've got a super-chill brain

103
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that never needs calming, so...

104
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- Lucky you.
- Yeah, well, it's cool

105
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that you're working on yourself, though.
Is it helping?

106
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I'm not sure yet.

107
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- _
- What's wrong?

108
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Bad timing.

109
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I've got all this work to do,

110
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and I have to go to my
father's doctor's appointment,

111
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which, according to my Sprq Point Watch,

112
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is now scheduled for Christmas Day.

113
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Ah. Everything okay
with your dad, though?

114
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Yeah, yeah, I think so.

115
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If he gets his back brace off,
he's gonna be really happy.

116
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All right.

117
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Well, tell him Merry Christmas.

118
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Thanks.

119
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The next thing I know,
people are screaming.

120
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I am going blind, and the guy
takes off with all my money.

121
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- Oh, God.
- So, bottom line is,

122
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never rub your eyes when
you're in the middle

123
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of a ghost-pepper-eating competition.

124
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I concur with that statement.

125
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Would you mind giving me a few
minutes alone with the family?

126
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No problem, Doc.

127
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Uh, but try and keep it short,

128
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'cause Mitch and I have a lot of plans.

129
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We've got go-carts. We've got UFC fight,

130
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maybe a pub crawl later.

131
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- Nice to meet you, Zoey.
- You, too, Howie.

132
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Why don't we all have a seat?

133
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So here's where we're at, my friend.

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Your medication is no longer stopping

135
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the progression of the disease,

136
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which we all knew was a possibility.

137
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I don't understand. Are you sure?

138
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In the last week, he...
He's been... he really...

139
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I've been investigating, uh, studies

140
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with these experimental drugs online,
so maybe we could...

141
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I wish there was
something more we could do,

142
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but I'm afraid we're entering
the final stages of the disease.

143
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No, that can't be right.

144
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I mean, it's not his time.

145
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We're clearly not there yet.

146
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That... that's true. I actually...

147
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I know this is hard to hear, but...

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Ma'am, are you okay?

149
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Are you okay?

150
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? I remember when, I remember ?

151
00:06:52,121 --> 00:06:55,667
? I remember when I lost my mind ?

152
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? There was something so
pleasant about that place ?

153
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? Even your emotions had
an echo in so much space ?

154
00:07:04,252 --> 00:07:07,063
? Mmh-mmh-mmh ?

155
00:07:07,088 --> 00:07:09,313
? And when you're out
there without care ?

156
00:07:09,338 --> 00:07:12,563
? Yeah, I was out of touch ?

157
00:07:12,815 --> 00:07:15,882
? But it wasn't because
I didn't know enough ?

158
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? I just knew too much ?

159
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? Does that make me crazy? ?

160
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? Does that make me crazy? ?

161
00:07:31,189 --> 00:07:34,478
? Does that make me crazy? ?

162
00:07:35,435 --> 00:07:39,977
? Possibly ?

163
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? Come on now, who do you ?

164
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? Who do you, who do you ?

165
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? Who do you think you are? ?

166
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? Ha ha ha, bless your soul ?

167
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? You really think you're in control? ?

168
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? Well, I think you're crazy ?

169
00:08:01,258 --> 00:08:04,938
? I think you're crazy ?

170
00:08:05,532 --> 00:08:08,666
? I think you're crazy ?

171
00:08:09,642 --> 00:08:13,177
? Just like me ?

172
00:08:14,118 --> 00:08:17,727
? Maybe I'm crazy ?

173
00:08:18,205 --> 00:08:22,407
? Possibly ?

174
00:08:22,432 --> 00:08:25,649
? Maybe I'm crazy ?

175
00:08:27,383 --> 00:08:28,899
Zoey?

176
00:08:30,035 --> 00:08:31,485
You all right?

177
00:08:31,510 --> 00:08:34,375
Someone making you... crazy?

178
00:08:43,429 --> 00:08:45,032
Was I just singing out loud?

179
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Um, yeah.

180
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Oh.

181
00:08:48,613 --> 00:08:50,057
Like alone or with dancers?

182
00:08:50,082 --> 00:08:53,438
Alone. I-I don't see any dancers.

183
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That's really weird.

184
00:08:55,232 --> 00:08:57,461
I thou... I thought there was dancers.

185
00:09:00,066 --> 00:09:02,086
Do you think something's
weird with my powers?

186
00:09:02,111 --> 00:09:04,795
Well, I'm no expert, but it seems like

187
00:09:04,820 --> 00:09:06,875
they're making you crazy as...

188
00:09:07,266 --> 00:09:10,375
Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

189
00:09:12,315 --> 00:09:14,063
Am I going crazy? I feel like I am.

190
00:09:14,088 --> 00:09:16,437
I mean, I don't know
what crazy feels like,

191
00:09:16,462 --> 00:09:17,805
but I... I feel like this is it.

192
00:09:17,830 --> 00:09:19,174
Okay, before you totally freak out,

193
00:09:19,198 --> 00:09:21,438
just remember a lot of
people sing out loud...

194
00:09:21,463 --> 00:09:24,196
Small children,
waiters on your birthday,

195
00:09:24,221 --> 00:09:26,680
me every time I hear that song
"Africa" on the radio.

196
00:09:26,705 --> 00:09:28,064
I didn't even realize I was doing it.

197
00:09:28,088 --> 00:09:29,805
I thought it was
happening inside my mind,

198
00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:31,782
but apparently I was for
real singing and dancing

199
00:09:31,807 --> 00:09:34,329
throughout the entire
lobby of our building.

200
00:09:34,354 --> 00:09:36,165
That's bad.

201
00:09:36,350 --> 00:09:39,079
Okay, so, look, normally your powers...

202
00:09:39,104 --> 00:09:40,954
Which is still very
weird for me to say...

203
00:09:40,979 --> 00:09:42,344
Let you hear other people's songs,

204
00:09:42,369 --> 00:09:43,736
but now it sounds
like it's the opposite,

205
00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:46,743
- which is very confusing.
- It is very confusing.

206
00:09:46,768 --> 00:09:48,126
Okay, what song were you singing again?

207
00:09:48,150 --> 00:09:50,618
"Crazy," which I guess makes sense,

208
00:09:50,643 --> 00:09:53,383
because that is clearly what
today is turning out to be.

209
00:09:53,408 --> 00:09:54,681
Right, because Danny Michael Davis

210
00:09:54,705 --> 00:09:56,710
just decided to drop in unannounced.

211
00:09:57,071 --> 00:09:58,499
Yeah.

212
00:09:58,524 --> 00:10:03,218
Uh, our CEO just showing up
without notice,

213
00:10:03,242 --> 00:10:05,279
so crazy.

214
00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:06,905
Well, maybe it's just a one-time thing.

215
00:10:06,930 --> 00:10:08,929
I mean, I honestly wouldn't
worry too much about it.

216
00:10:08,953 --> 00:10:11,624
I really have to take this.

217
00:10:11,649 --> 00:10:12,795
Okay.

218
00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:14,217
Hello,

219
00:10:14,242 --> 00:10:16,608
Are you okay? Because
you left so quickly,

220
00:10:16,633 --> 00:10:18,483
and we didn't get a chance to talk.

221
00:10:18,508 --> 00:10:20,749
I'm sorry. I just really
needed to get to work,

222
00:10:20,774 --> 00:10:22,256
but I'm fine. Are you fine?

223
00:10:22,281 --> 00:10:23,609
I mean, I know you're not fine, but...

224
00:10:23,633 --> 00:10:25,484
I'm just trying...

225
00:10:25,844 --> 00:10:28,241
not to cry in front of him, you know?

226
00:10:28,266 --> 00:10:29,266
Nor should you.

227
00:10:29,291 --> 00:10:30,962
Doctors always want to
give worst-case scenarios.

228
00:10:30,986 --> 00:10:32,937
I'm sure there's plenty more we can do.

229
00:10:32,962 --> 00:10:34,914
Well, I don't know about that, Zoey.

230
00:10:34,939 --> 00:10:38,070
Um, Dr. Hamara was very definitive,

231
00:10:38,095 --> 00:10:43,148
but we all knew that this day
was gonna come at some point.

232
00:10:43,173 --> 00:10:44,867
Here. Talk to your brother.

233
00:10:44,892 --> 00:10:46,562
Tobin, how we looking?

234
00:10:46,587 --> 00:10:48,547
Okay, so, uh, Dad wants to have

235
00:10:48,572 --> 00:10:51,251
a family meeting tonight, uh, just...

236
00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:53,586
There's some things
to talk about and, um,

237
00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:56,453
you know, his wishes for how
to proceed with things and...

238
00:10:56,478 --> 00:10:58,195
Proceed with things?

239
00:10:58,220 --> 00:11:00,360
Like, medical interventions he'd want,
ones he wouldn't,

240
00:11:00,384 --> 00:11:02,055
and, um, I mean, I know it's tough,

241
00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:03,875
but we need to talk about it, so...

242
00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:05,243
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. No, I understand.

243
00:11:05,267 --> 00:11:07,735
It's just, uh, our CEO
is coming in today,

244
00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:10,173
and I'm not sure how late it might go,

245
00:11:10,198 --> 00:11:12,243
so if I end up not making it tonight,

246
00:11:12,268 --> 00:11:13,673
maybe you can fill me in later.

247
00:11:13,698 --> 00:11:15,048
Sure. Uh...

248
00:11:15,073 --> 00:11:16,484
Love you, bro.

249
00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:18,626
"Bro"?

250
00:11:18,651 --> 00:11:21,572
- So where are we?
- We are almost done.

251
00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:23,479
Just gotta switch these
two parts in the intro,

252
00:11:23,504 --> 00:11:25,902
which will lead directly into
you demonstrating the prototype.

253
00:11:25,926 --> 00:11:29,299
Right. So I will talk about The Chirp

254
00:11:29,324 --> 00:11:31,536
and describe what it does,
talk about how great it is...

255
00:11:31,561 --> 00:11:32,916
How great we are.

256
00:11:32,941 --> 00:11:35,658
And then I'll do, like,
a little demonstration.

257
00:11:35,683 --> 00:11:37,932
And then they will loudly
"Chirp" their appreciation.

258
00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:40,737
Danny will probably call you a
"Chirp" off the old block.

259
00:11:40,761 --> 00:11:43,135
We'll go to a reception and have
some "Chirps" and dip.

260
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,520
Think you mean "Chirp" and "dirp."

261
00:11:47,437 --> 00:11:49,248
And then Zoey will chime in

262
00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:51,408
with her beautiful keynotes,

263
00:11:51,433 --> 00:11:53,411
and let's see your work on the timeline.

264
00:11:53,436 --> 00:11:55,760
- Oh, this? Um...
- Can I see your keynote?

265
00:11:55,785 --> 00:11:57,463
- This was...
- Yeah.

266
00:11:57,488 --> 00:12:00,834
Really just for me,
but it's just a starting off.

267
00:12:00,859 --> 00:12:01,859
- Well.
- Oh.

268
00:12:02,540 --> 00:12:04,760
- Wow.
- Um, ookay.

269
00:12:04,785 --> 00:12:06,100
- Can you read that?
- No, I actually...

270
00:12:06,124 --> 00:12:08,102
Is this like a Rorschach test? Wow.

271
00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:09,209
- You... you read it.
- No, no, I can't.

272
00:12:09,233 --> 00:12:11,302
- You try to read it.
- No, you go. You go.

273
00:12:12,844 --> 00:12:14,169
Zoey?

274
00:12:15,634 --> 00:12:17,099
Are you okay?

275
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,951
? I saw Mommy ?

276
00:12:20,976 --> 00:12:25,612
? Kissing Santa ?

277
00:12:30,992 --> 00:12:32,925
? Claus! ?

278
00:12:34,191 --> 00:12:38,099
? Underneath the mistletoe ?

279
00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:40,291
? Last night ?

280
00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:43,944
I'm prancing.

281
00:12:43,969 --> 00:12:47,068
? She didn't see me creep ?

282
00:12:47,093 --> 00:12:50,029
? Down the stairs to have a peep ?

283
00:12:50,054 --> 00:12:52,912
? She thought that I was locked up ?

284
00:12:52,937 --> 00:12:56,506
? In my bedroom fast asleep ?

285
00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,700
What is happening?

286
00:13:00,731 --> 00:13:07,731
? And I saw Mommy kissing Saaaa... ?

287
00:13:10,063 --> 00:13:12,333
? Santa Claus ?

288
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:16,115
? Underneath his beard so snowy white ?

289
00:13:16,140 --> 00:13:18,037
? What a laugh it would have been ?

290
00:13:18,062 --> 00:13:19,940
- No, no.
- ? If Daddy had only seen ?

291
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:24,646
? Mommy kissing
Santa Claus last night! ?

292
00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,208
What?

293
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:36,865
Are you high?

294
00:13:36,890 --> 00:13:40,662
Just high on life
and this fantastic presentation.

295
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:42,031
Whoo!

296
00:13:42,249 --> 00:13:43,490
Oh, you know, um,

297
00:13:43,515 --> 00:13:46,494
uh, it's just how a song
gets stuck in your head

298
00:13:46,519 --> 00:13:49,798
and, you know, the calendar
thing with the Sprq Point Watch,

299
00:13:49,823 --> 00:13:52,635
um, turning everything into Christmas.

300
00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:55,622
Um, that's why I was singing the song,

301
00:13:55,647 --> 00:13:57,443
because of the watch and...

302
00:13:57,896 --> 00:13:59,208
because of Christmas.

303
00:13:59,233 --> 00:14:01,615
Do you understand how
important this pitch is?

304
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:03,826
- Totally.
- Listen...

305
00:14:03,851 --> 00:14:05,014
do you need to go to the hospital?

306
00:14:05,038 --> 00:14:06,038
Oh, no, I don't think so.

307
00:14:06,063 --> 00:14:08,396
Okay. Then this is not the day

308
00:14:08,421 --> 00:14:10,466
for any Zoey shenanigans.

309
00:14:10,491 --> 00:14:12,037
Couldn't agree with you more.

310
00:14:12,062 --> 00:14:14,606
So, um, do I normally
have Zoey shenanigans?

311
00:14:14,631 --> 00:14:16,560
Can you schedule your nervous
breakdown for another day?

312
00:14:16,584 --> 00:14:19,223
- Yep, consider it rescheduled.
- Thanks.

313
00:14:22,540 --> 00:14:24,106
Jesus.

314
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:30,536
Okay, so it's officially
not a one-time thing.

315
00:14:30,561 --> 00:14:33,089
I just sang out loud for a second time

316
00:14:33,114 --> 00:14:34,551
to Joan and Leif,
who now think I'm on drugs.

317
00:14:34,575 --> 00:14:36,433
- Well, are you?
- What?

318
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:37,810
- All right. I'm just asking.
- Here's the worst part,

319
00:14:37,834 --> 00:14:39,550
I couldn't stop it from happening.

320
00:14:39,575 --> 00:14:41,314
Who knows what song I might sing next

321
00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:44,192
and what corresponding dance
moves might go along with it?

322
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,043
Oh, what's that?
Are you guys talking about

323
00:14:46,068 --> 00:14:49,253
how Tobin fixed the glitch?
'Cause I did it, son.

324
00:14:49,278 --> 00:14:50,390
- Boom.
- Good.

325
00:14:50,414 --> 00:14:51,560
That's great. Thank you, Tobin.

326
00:14:51,584 --> 00:14:54,332
However, much like in life,
in solving one problem,

327
00:14:54,357 --> 00:14:55,501
I've now created another.

328
00:14:55,525 --> 00:14:57,653
July 4th is no longer on July 4th.

329
00:14:57,678 --> 00:14:59,556
It's complicated, but I'm on it.

330
00:14:59,581 --> 00:15:02,015
I'm in it. Do not be afraid.

331
00:15:04,274 --> 00:15:06,137
Look, maybe you're just stressed out

332
00:15:06,162 --> 00:15:08,262
and stress is what's causing
your powers to glitch.

333
00:15:08,287 --> 00:15:09,809
We just... we need to figure out why.

334
00:15:09,834 --> 00:15:11,278
Okay, well, uh,

335
00:15:11,303 --> 00:15:13,756
normally when I hear
someone sing to me,

336
00:15:14,145 --> 00:15:15,334
I try to help them with something

337
00:15:15,358 --> 00:15:16,856
that's going on in their life, so...

338
00:15:16,881 --> 00:15:19,482
Okay, so, maybe
you need to help yourself.

339
00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:23,622
And how do I do that?
Because helping myself

340
00:15:23,647 --> 00:15:26,137
would mean taking a
vacation from Sprq Point

341
00:15:26,162 --> 00:15:29,333
or curing my father's disease,
and both of those

342
00:15:29,358 --> 00:15:32,114
seem like problems I can't
exactly solve right now.

343
00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:34,348
- Hey. Hey.
- Hey.

344
00:15:34,590 --> 00:15:35,981
How was the doctor's office?

345
00:15:36,006 --> 00:15:39,348
Uh, same old, same old, you know?

346
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:40,374
"Open your mouth."

347
00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:42,676
"Here's a lollipop." Blah-blah-blah.

348
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:45,848
Zoey, Danny's here.

349
00:15:45,873 --> 00:15:46,874
His helicopter just landed.

350
00:15:46,898 --> 00:15:48,130
- No.
- Mm-hmm.

351
00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:49,632
No! I need more time.

352
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,232
I have no idea how to make
these numbers work yet.

353
00:15:51,256 --> 00:15:53,083
Well, let me try to stall him for a bit,

354
00:15:53,108 --> 00:15:54,810
maybe give him a tour of
the new rooftop garden.

355
00:15:54,834 --> 00:15:56,364
- You would do that for me?
- Sure.

356
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:58,887
And if that doesn't help,
I'll pull the fire alarm.

357
00:16:00,114 --> 00:16:01,380
Bless you.

358
00:16:11,356 --> 00:16:12,591
Ho ho ho.

359
00:16:12,616 --> 00:16:14,747
- Merry Christmas.
- Leif, please don't bother me.

360
00:16:14,772 --> 00:16:17,880
- I'm trying to finish this.
- No, this will only take a moment.

361
00:16:17,905 --> 00:16:22,169
I'm just so curious about that song

362
00:16:22,194 --> 00:16:24,950
you sang to me and Joan earlier,
'cause, you know,

363
00:16:24,975 --> 00:16:26,200
um, it didn't really seem

364
00:16:26,225 --> 00:16:28,526
like a song that just
got stuck in your head.

365
00:16:28,551 --> 00:16:32,130
It seemed more like, I don't know,
like a-an accusation.

366
00:16:32,155 --> 00:16:35,512
Like maybe you heard
something or saw something

367
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:39,341
where someone was doing
something with someone.

368
00:16:39,591 --> 00:16:40,808
Fine. I saw you and Joan

369
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,473
making out in
the conference room. Happy?

370
00:16:45,695 --> 00:16:47,364
- I knew it.
- And truthfully,

371
00:16:47,389 --> 00:16:49,559
I think you're up to something,
and I don't like it.

372
00:16:49,584 --> 00:16:50,809
Up to what?

373
00:16:50,841 --> 00:16:53,044
Up to cherishing an incredible woman?

374
00:16:53,069 --> 00:16:54,637
Showering her with all the affection

375
00:16:54,662 --> 00:16:56,654
and attention she so clearly deserves?

376
00:16:56,679 --> 00:16:58,824
I am nauseous,
and I still don't believe you.

377
00:16:58,848 --> 00:17:00,153
You don't have to believe me.

378
00:17:00,178 --> 00:17:02,278
Some people don't
believe in Santa Claus.

379
00:17:02,643 --> 00:17:04,919
It doesn't stop the magic of Christmas

380
00:17:04,944 --> 00:17:06,536
from entering their hearts.

381
00:17:06,561 --> 00:17:09,294
What are you talking about?

382
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,325
Danny is gonna be here
any minute, and I...

383
00:17:11,350 --> 00:17:12,558
_

384
00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:14,528
Danny Michael Davis is here!

385
00:17:14,553 --> 00:17:16,637
Danny Michael Davis is here.

386
00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:18,941
Danny Michael Davis is here.

387
00:17:18,966 --> 00:17:21,579
- Great.
- Great.

388
00:17:24,381 --> 00:17:26,239
Yeah, no, I don't shake hands.

389
00:17:26,264 --> 00:17:28,497
Are you Joan? J-Joan?

390
00:17:28,522 --> 00:17:29,716
So good to see you again.

391
00:17:29,741 --> 00:17:31,919
- You, too.
- Joan, look at this carrot.

392
00:17:31,944 --> 00:17:34,522
This is fresh from the roof.
I just picked it myself.

393
00:17:34,547 --> 00:17:36,127
- Can you believe that?
- Wow.

394
00:17:36,152 --> 00:17:37,365
You know what? Maybe
we should whip this up

395
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:38,887
into a smoothie. What do you think?

396
00:17:38,912 --> 00:17:40,692
Actually, no,
we should probably save it.

397
00:17:40,717 --> 00:17:43,034
No, let's whip it up into a smoothie.
Thanks, Tony.

398
00:17:43,059 --> 00:17:44,191
Tony works out.

399
00:17:44,794 --> 00:17:46,997
Oh, it's nice to be back at Sprq Point.

400
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:49,173
You know, your first
company is like your first child.

401
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,158
You just love it way more
than all the other ones.

402
00:17:52,048 --> 00:17:54,575
So, is everyone
still loving my cereal bar?

403
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,409
That was my original
workplace innovation, you know?

404
00:17:56,433 --> 00:17:58,011
Loving it. Love it, right?

405
00:17:59,709 --> 00:18:01,145
Though sometimes we switch it up.

406
00:18:01,170 --> 00:18:04,778
We've had taco bar,
salad bar, bread bar.

407
00:18:04,803 --> 00:18:06,147
Bread bar?

408
00:18:06,432 --> 00:18:07,558
I don't eat bread.

409
00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:08,883
No one does.

410
00:18:10,353 --> 00:18:11,958
I do. I love bread.

411
00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:14,553
- All right, let's do this.
- Okay.

412
00:18:15,618 --> 00:18:18,247
Social anxiety has never been higher.

413
00:18:18,272 --> 00:18:21,637
We need a greater sense of
connectivity to our fellow man.

414
00:18:21,662 --> 00:18:23,114
That's where The Chirp comes in.

415
00:18:23,139 --> 00:18:25,981
Look, stuff in this vein already exists,

416
00:18:26,006 --> 00:18:28,653
so I'm gonna ask you what
is different about this.

417
00:18:28,678 --> 00:18:30,153
The technology of The Chirp

418
00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:31,786
is distinctive, and
I think once you hear

419
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,076
- the whole presentat...
- Can someone bring me a...

420
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:35,614
- a metal straw?
- Oh, so sorry about that.

421
00:18:35,639 --> 00:18:37,676
- Yeah. The environment.
- Uh...

422
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:38,740
How long would it take to build?

423
00:18:38,764 --> 00:18:40,809
Well, with all the
information you'll ever need

424
00:18:40,834 --> 00:18:43,051
about the timeline,
I give you Zoey. Zoey.

425
00:18:44,429 --> 00:18:46,044
Um...

426
00:18:49,725 --> 00:18:51,380
Um...

427
00:18:53,629 --> 00:18:56,216
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Please, not now.

428
00:18:56,241 --> 00:18:57,832
Zoey, the timeline?

429
00:19:00,009 --> 00:19:03,848
? You have to learn to pace yourself ?

430
00:19:04,442 --> 00:19:06,544
? Pressure ?

431
00:19:06,569 --> 00:19:10,966
? You're just like everybody else ?

432
00:19:10,991 --> 00:19:12,635
? Pressure ?

433
00:19:12,942 --> 00:19:18,645
? You only had to run so far, so good ?

434
00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:23,199
? But you will come to a place ?

435
00:19:23,224 --> 00:19:25,981
? Where the only thing you feel ?

436
00:19:26,006 --> 00:19:29,653
? Are loaded guns in your face ?

437
00:19:29,678 --> 00:19:33,801
? And you'll have to
deal with pressure ?

438
00:19:53,314 --> 00:19:54,762
Aw, boy.

439
00:20:02,676 --> 00:20:03,958
? You used to ?

440
00:20:03,983 --> 00:20:07,356
? Call me paranoid ?

441
00:20:07,381 --> 00:20:09,392
? Pressure ?

442
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:13,653
? But even you cannot avoid ?

443
00:20:13,678 --> 00:20:15,653
? Pressure ?

444
00:20:15,678 --> 00:20:21,395
? You turn the tap dance
into your crusade ?

445
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:25,129
? Now here you are with your faith ?

446
00:20:25,154 --> 00:20:27,637
? And your Peter Pan advice ?

447
00:20:27,662 --> 00:20:31,005
? You have no scars on your face ?

448
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,805
? And you cannot handle pressure ?

449
00:20:39,787 --> 00:20:41,762
? Ahh ?

450
00:20:46,516 --> 00:20:48,494
And that's The Chirp.

451
00:20:49,301 --> 00:20:51,489
Is... That's... that's the end?

452
00:20:51,514 --> 00:20:53,419
I don't... I don't understand.

453
00:20:54,135 --> 00:20:56,880
No, no, no, it's... it's not the end.

454
00:20:56,905 --> 00:21:00,718
See, The Chirp helps
relieve the pressure,

455
00:21:00,743 --> 00:21:04,192
get it, of awkward situations,
like this one.

456
00:21:04,217 --> 00:21:09,365
Ha. The... The Chirp
is the duetting partner

457
00:21:09,390 --> 00:21:12,035
you've always wanted,
but didn't know you needed.

458
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,981
It's there to help you and
back you up in any situation.

459
00:21:15,006 --> 00:21:17,915
Yeah. See, someone like Zoey here

460
00:21:17,940 --> 00:21:20,067
may not know what to do or say

461
00:21:20,092 --> 00:21:23,458
at a party or an interview
or a big presentation...

462
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,903
- He's not wrong.
- But with The Chirp

463
00:21:25,928 --> 00:21:27,762
chirping everything you need to know

464
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,194
about everything into your ear,

465
00:21:30,219 --> 00:21:31,834
you will never be at
a loss for words again.

466
00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:33,021
- Great. Thank you, guys...
- Great. Yep.

467
00:21:33,045 --> 00:21:34,239
- So much.
- We're done.

468
00:21:34,264 --> 00:21:36,293
Well, we will email you

469
00:21:36,318 --> 00:21:39,106
the rest of the fantastic proposal.

470
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,028
Okay, yep, that's fine.
Um, what are you...

471
00:21:41,053 --> 00:21:43,354
What is... I didn't...
Did I ask for this?

472
00:21:46,065 --> 00:21:47,985
I'm just kidding.
I already finished my smoothie.

473
00:21:49,967 --> 00:21:51,490
All right, I'm gonna
go pick some more carrots

474
00:21:51,514 --> 00:21:53,981
to, uh, bring to my biological parents.

475
00:21:54,746 --> 00:21:55,763
All right, let's go.

476
00:21:55,788 --> 00:21:57,918
- Wow.
- Okay.

477
00:21:57,943 --> 00:22:00,004
Uh, Danny, uh...

478
00:22:01,550 --> 00:22:03,434
Danny, just one second.

479
00:22:12,825 --> 00:22:15,272
I'm sorry I ever doubted
your whole powers thing

480
00:22:15,296 --> 00:22:17,374
or whatever this is, because no person

481
00:22:17,398 --> 00:22:19,950
could ever make up what
just happened in that room.

482
00:22:19,975 --> 00:22:22,224
How mad is Joan gonna be?

483
00:22:22,249 --> 00:22:24,121
I don't know,
but I'm guessing about as mad

484
00:22:24,146 --> 00:22:26,282
as the time Tobin brought
a squirrel to work.

485
00:22:26,307 --> 00:22:28,251
It was a ferret, bro.

486
00:22:28,275 --> 00:22:29,653
This is terrible.

487
00:22:29,825 --> 00:22:31,488
If I don't find a way to stop singing,

488
00:22:31,512 --> 00:22:33,423
things are gonna get real bad.

489
00:22:33,447 --> 00:22:35,392
Get real bad?

490
00:22:35,416 --> 00:22:36,893
Okay, let's just work through this thing

491
00:22:36,917 --> 00:22:39,285
like we're debugging a program,
line by line.

492
00:22:39,310 --> 00:22:41,768
What makes this day
different from any other?

493
00:22:41,793 --> 00:22:44,809
I am constantly humiliating
myself through song.

494
00:22:44,834 --> 00:22:46,745
Okay, sure, but starting when?

495
00:22:46,770 --> 00:22:48,300
This morning.

496
00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:49,331
When this morning?

497
00:22:49,356 --> 00:22:50,640
On the way back

498
00:22:50,664 --> 00:22:52,442
from my father's doctor's appointment.

499
00:22:52,466 --> 00:22:55,362
Okay. Did something happen there?

500
00:22:55,387 --> 00:22:57,059
Nothing worth talking about.

501
00:23:01,575 --> 00:23:04,317
What really matters is
you saved me in there.

502
00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:07,276
So whatever happens, whether I get fired

503
00:23:07,301 --> 00:23:09,442
or killed by Joan,

504
00:23:10,059 --> 00:23:11,432
you're a very good friend.

505
00:23:11,457 --> 00:23:12,716
You're just lucky I grew up with

506
00:23:12,740 --> 00:23:15,098
"Billy Joel's Greatest Hits,
Volumes One and Two."

507
00:23:15,123 --> 00:23:17,833
It's kind of a rite of passage
for every East Coast Jewish boy,

508
00:23:17,858 --> 00:23:21,538
like going to summer camp and
not playing for the Knicks.

509
00:23:21,562 --> 00:23:22,729
Still.

510
00:23:24,466 --> 00:23:27,090
No one else would have
done that for me, and...

511
00:23:28,642 --> 00:23:31,146
I guess the thing is...

512
00:23:31,171 --> 00:23:34,884
? Well, you done done me,
and you bet I felt it ?

513
00:23:34,909 --> 00:23:38,087
? I tried to be chill,
but you're so hot that I melted ?

514
00:23:38,112 --> 00:23:40,573
? I fell right through the cracks ?

515
00:23:40,598 --> 00:23:43,917
? And I'm trying to get back ?

516
00:23:43,942 --> 00:23:45,694
? Before the cool done run out ?

517
00:23:45,719 --> 00:23:47,664
? I'll be giving it my bestest ?

518
00:23:47,688 --> 00:23:50,667
? And nothing's gonna stop
me but divine intervention ?

519
00:23:50,691 --> 00:23:53,370
? I reckon it's again my turn ?

520
00:23:53,394 --> 00:23:57,006
? To win some or learn some ?

521
00:23:57,030 --> 00:24:01,044
? But I won't hesitate ?

522
00:24:01,068 --> 00:24:04,166
? No more, no more ?

523
00:24:04,191 --> 00:24:07,347
? It cannot wait ?

524
00:24:07,372 --> 00:24:09,385
? I'm yours ?

525
00:24:09,410 --> 00:24:13,642
? So I won't hesitate ?

526
00:24:13,667 --> 00:24:16,798
? No more, no more ?

527
00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:19,996
? It cannot wait ?

528
00:24:20,020 --> 00:24:21,731
? I'm sure ?

529
00:24:21,755 --> 00:24:26,236
? There's no need to complicate ?

530
00:24:26,260 --> 00:24:29,506
? Our time is short ?

531
00:24:29,530 --> 00:24:32,737
? This is our fate ?

532
00:24:32,762 --> 00:24:36,151
? I'm yours ?

533
00:24:38,855 --> 00:24:42,191
Um, you just sang me a song.

534
00:24:45,379 --> 00:24:47,042
I...

535
00:24:47,481 --> 00:24:50,927
I don't know why that happened.

536
00:24:50,952 --> 00:24:52,127
I do.

537
00:24:52,152 --> 00:24:53,986
This is your inner truth, right?

538
00:24:54,011 --> 00:24:55,465
Isn't that what this
whole thing is about?

539
00:24:55,489 --> 00:24:57,600
Uh-huh, yes,
but I don't know if that song

540
00:24:57,624 --> 00:24:59,293
is saying exactly what
we think it's saying.

541
00:24:59,317 --> 00:25:03,681
Maybe I'm feeling like
you're always there for me

542
00:25:03,706 --> 00:25:07,610
and I want to be there for you, too.

543
00:25:07,634 --> 00:25:11,144
You know, like, I'm yours,

544
00:25:11,169 --> 00:25:14,308
dot, dot, dot, if you need me. Does...

545
00:25:15,192 --> 00:25:17,170
that make sense?

546
00:25:17,195 --> 00:25:18,821
Mm, no.

547
00:25:18,846 --> 00:25:21,458
I think it's pretty
clear what it was saying.

548
00:25:21,482 --> 00:25:22,720
- You sure?
- Yeah, pre...

549
00:25:22,745 --> 00:25:24,060
- How clear?
- Uh, crystal.

550
00:25:24,084 --> 00:25:26,097
Joan would like to see
both of you right away.

551
00:25:26,122 --> 00:25:27,830
It's probably nothing to worry about,

552
00:25:27,855 --> 00:25:30,136
unless you're worried
about getting fired or...

553
00:25:34,030 --> 00:25:36,745
I'm sorry about all of this.

554
00:25:36,997 --> 00:25:38,495
I'm not.

555
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:41,816
Whatever happens, I mean,
it's totally worth it.

556
00:25:42,754 --> 00:25:44,556
Why are you smiling? Huh?

557
00:25:44,581 --> 00:25:45,706
This is not a happy day.

558
00:25:45,731 --> 00:25:47,309
This is not a happy
day where people smile,

559
00:25:47,333 --> 00:25:48,848
like your birthday or your wedding day.

560
00:25:48,872 --> 00:25:50,379
Not my wedding day, but most people's.

561
00:25:50,403 --> 00:25:52,154
Okay, yes,
I'll admit I'm in a good mood,

562
00:25:52,179 --> 00:25:54,001
but it's for completely
unrelated reasons.

563
00:25:54,026 --> 00:25:55,191
Why in the world would the two of you

564
00:25:55,215 --> 00:25:57,961
go rogue like that in front
of Danny Michael Davis?

565
00:25:57,985 --> 00:26:00,017
He just texted me saying he needs space

566
00:26:00,042 --> 00:26:01,222
to think things through.

567
00:26:01,247 --> 00:26:03,292
That's what I say when I'm
about to fire somebody.

568
00:26:03,317 --> 00:26:04,714
Joan, I am very sorry.

569
00:26:04,739 --> 00:26:06,469
I don't know if I can
ever trust you guys again.

570
00:26:06,493 --> 00:26:08,251
And now you have me raising my voice.

571
00:26:08,276 --> 00:26:10,440
You have me raising my voice
like I am a mom at a Target

572
00:26:10,464 --> 00:26:12,642
who's telling the kids we don't
have time to look at the toys,

573
00:26:12,666 --> 00:26:14,908
and that's not who I am.
I've never even been to Target.

574
00:26:14,933 --> 00:26:16,145
Hey, guys.

575
00:26:16,737 --> 00:26:19,350
Zoey, uh, we got a situation
with the Sprq Watch.

576
00:26:20,209 --> 00:26:22,287
I don't want to say what
it is in front of Joan.

577
00:26:22,312 --> 00:26:24,219
All of you, get out. Fix it. Fix it.

578
00:26:24,244 --> 00:26:26,189
Okay, so here's the dillio.

579
00:26:26,213 --> 00:26:28,525
We fixed all the holiday
switch-a-roos on the watch.

580
00:26:28,549 --> 00:26:29,646
- That's good.
- Yeah, but now

581
00:26:29,670 --> 00:26:30,727
there are these "reports"

582
00:26:30,751 --> 00:26:32,397
of the watch sharing calendar events

583
00:26:32,422 --> 00:26:34,147
with everyone on your contact list.

584
00:26:34,172 --> 00:26:36,031
For example, I can see on my watch

585
00:26:36,056 --> 00:26:38,034
that Max has an appointment on Saturday

586
00:26:38,058 --> 00:26:40,537
for something called
"Judo with Sensei Don."

587
00:26:40,561 --> 00:26:42,309
I'm honestly lucky he fit me in.

588
00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:44,426
Okay, this is getting worse
by the second.

589
00:26:44,451 --> 00:26:46,926
Please get it under control ASAP.
Max, can you help?

590
00:26:46,951 --> 00:26:49,139
Yes, whatever you need me to do...

591
00:26:49,164 --> 00:26:50,312
I'm yours.

592
00:26:55,967 --> 00:26:57,678
_

593
00:27:04,897 --> 00:27:06,546
One...

594
00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:09,506
two,

595
00:27:10,388 --> 00:27:11,388
three...

596
00:27:11,413 --> 00:27:12,752
- Whoa.
- Ahh!

597
00:27:14,078 --> 00:27:16,928
- Hi.
- Look at you.

598
00:27:16,953 --> 00:27:18,273
You're trying my new
breathing technique.

599
00:27:18,297 --> 00:27:19,483
Give it time. It helps.

600
00:27:19,508 --> 00:27:21,693
Um, are you...

601
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:26,193
hiding from the great
calendar crisis of 2020?

602
00:27:26,218 --> 00:27:28,358
I'm actually meditating
in the meditation room.

603
00:27:28,383 --> 00:27:30,826
Healthy body, healthy mind.

604
00:27:30,851 --> 00:27:33,116
Ah, that makes sense to me.

605
00:27:33,834 --> 00:27:37,535
I just needed a break.

606
00:27:38,745 --> 00:27:40,975
Fair warning, I might
just stay in here forever.

607
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,365
I don't blame you.

608
00:27:42,390 --> 00:27:44,350
It's actually my new favorite place.

609
00:27:47,015 --> 00:27:50,160
You know, if we're really quiet,
maybe no one will ever find us.

610
00:27:53,982 --> 00:27:55,967
No. No, no, no.

611
00:27:56,514 --> 00:27:57,514
You okay?

612
00:27:57,539 --> 00:27:59,789
Uh...

613
00:28:01,592 --> 00:28:02,678
I apologize in advance

614
00:28:02,703 --> 00:28:04,194
for whatever is about
to come out of my mouth.

615
00:28:04,218 --> 00:28:05,818
What does that mean?

616
00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:08,233
? I want ?

617
00:28:08,258 --> 00:28:10,967
? You to want me ?

618
00:28:10,992 --> 00:28:12,036
What?

619
00:28:12,061 --> 00:28:16,296
? I need you to need me ?

620
00:28:17,286 --> 00:28:22,234
? I'd love you to love me ?

621
00:28:22,259 --> 00:28:27,420
? I'm begging you to beg me ?

622
00:28:28,503 --> 00:28:29,951
? Didn't I, didn't I ?

623
00:28:29,976 --> 00:28:32,655
? Didn't I see you crying? ?

624
00:28:32,812 --> 00:28:35,287
? Oh, didn't I, didn't I ?

625
00:28:35,312 --> 00:28:37,975
? Didn't I see you crying? ?

626
00:28:39,147 --> 00:28:40,787
? Feeling all alone without a friend ?

627
00:28:40,812 --> 00:28:43,658
? You know you feel like dying ?

628
00:28:43,683 --> 00:28:46,068
? Oh, didn't I, didn't I ?

629
00:28:46,093 --> 00:28:48,761
? Didn't I see you crying? ?

630
00:28:49,703 --> 00:28:54,281
? I want you to want me ?

631
00:28:54,995 --> 00:28:59,491
? I need you to need me ?

632
00:29:00,326 --> 00:29:04,927
? I'd love you to love me ?

633
00:29:05,351 --> 00:29:10,874
? I'm begging you to beg me ?

634
00:29:12,710 --> 00:29:14,219
I'm sorry.

635
00:29:14,244 --> 00:29:16,712
That was, um...

636
00:29:17,821 --> 00:29:20,288
- Oh.
- Max?

637
00:29:20,929 --> 00:29:22,277
I had a programming question,

638
00:29:22,302 --> 00:29:24,756
but I-I didn't want to
interrupt your song, so...

639
00:29:24,781 --> 00:29:26,291
Max, wait. Just...

640
00:29:26,316 --> 00:29:28,083
- Yeah.
- Damn it.

641
00:29:30,909 --> 00:29:33,731
Uh, I...

642
00:29:33,756 --> 00:29:36,135
I'm really sorry. Just know it's not me.

643
00:29:36,159 --> 00:29:37,958
It's my body.

644
00:29:41,626 --> 00:29:42,926
Huh.

645
00:29:46,851 --> 00:29:49,163
Hey, can we talk about this?

646
00:29:49,187 --> 00:29:51,389
No, I'd rather not right now.

647
00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:53,059
Max, I'm sorry.

648
00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:55,461
I just don't understand.
I do not understand.

649
00:29:55,485 --> 00:29:57,196
You sang a love song to me today,

650
00:29:57,220 --> 00:30:00,098
and then right after that, you sang
another love song to Simon?

651
00:30:00,123 --> 00:30:02,116
Do you have any idea
how messed up that is?

652
00:30:02,141 --> 00:30:04,536
I know. Believe me,
if I had any control over this, I...

653
00:30:04,561 --> 00:30:06,202
Then you wouldn't sing
to which one of us,

654
00:30:06,227 --> 00:30:09,266
your best friend or the morally
questionable, totally engaged guy?

655
00:30:09,291 --> 00:30:11,676
I am just as surprised as
you are that I sang to Simon.

656
00:30:11,701 --> 00:30:14,411
I had no idea those words were
about to come out of my mouth.

657
00:30:14,436 --> 00:30:17,337
That's great, Zoey.
Blame the powers again.

658
00:30:22,950 --> 00:30:25,247
You can't be mad at me for singing
a song that I didn't mean to sing.

659
00:30:25,271 --> 00:30:26,310
- Really? It actually seems
- Really.

660
00:30:26,334 --> 00:30:27,544
like the best reason to be mad at you,

661
00:30:27,568 --> 00:30:29,201
because when you sing,
you're singing the truth.

662
00:30:29,225 --> 00:30:31,169
And the truth isn't that
you can't be with me

663
00:30:31,194 --> 00:30:32,942
because it's endangering our friendship.

664
00:30:32,967 --> 00:30:35,129
No, we can't be together,
because you have feelings

665
00:30:35,154 --> 00:30:36,965
for two men at the same time.

666
00:30:36,990 --> 00:30:38,051
Do I?

667
00:30:38,308 --> 00:30:39,633
Because I'm not sure I even knew

668
00:30:39,658 --> 00:30:41,289
I had those feelings until I sang them.

669
00:30:41,314 --> 00:30:44,088
Well, they're out there,
and you can't take 'em back.

670
00:30:44,395 --> 00:30:46,213
You sang two heart songs today, Zoey.

671
00:30:46,238 --> 00:30:47,519
That's what they're called, right?

672
00:30:47,543 --> 00:30:50,448
And while one song told you
that you want Simon to want you,

673
00:30:50,473 --> 00:30:52,627
the other one told you that I'm yours.

674
00:30:53,549 --> 00:30:55,276
One song is about attraction.

675
00:30:55,301 --> 00:30:57,143
The other one's about love.

676
00:31:00,391 --> 00:31:02,836
Personally, I would choose love,

677
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:06,563
but I guess you're gonna
make up your own mind.

678
00:31:12,949 --> 00:31:15,018
'Sup, dude? 'Sup, Zoey?

679
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,713
Are we gossiping about someone?

680
00:31:23,738 --> 00:31:26,088
Tell me what you heard.
I'll tell you if it's true.

681
00:31:26,113 --> 00:31:28,981
If it's Susan from HR,
it's definitely true.

682
00:31:38,404 --> 00:31:40,096
Oh, hey, grab coffee with me.

683
00:31:40,121 --> 00:31:41,495
- I really need to...
- Don't care.

684
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,510
- Okay.
- I heard from Danny.

685
00:31:43,535 --> 00:31:45,831
- And?
- Well, he says he thinks

686
00:31:45,856 --> 00:31:48,035
you're weird, which is a pretty
big statement coming from him,

687
00:31:48,059 --> 00:31:50,071
and he said he looked at your timeline,

688
00:31:50,096 --> 00:31:53,346
which seems to imply The Chirp
is going to take about a year.

689
00:31:53,371 --> 00:31:55,963
I tried so hard to make
that year not look like a year.

690
00:31:56,550 --> 00:31:58,924
And he said he's gonna
give us the money we need.

691
00:31:58,949 --> 00:32:00,877
- Really?
- Yeah.

692
00:32:01,307 --> 00:32:02,354
Why?

693
00:32:02,379 --> 00:32:04,385
I mean, I guess he liked the pitch?

694
00:32:04,410 --> 00:32:06,221
Crazy attracts crazy?

695
00:32:06,246 --> 00:32:07,523
That's great.

696
00:32:07,548 --> 00:32:09,148
Don't start celebrating just yet.

697
00:32:11,134 --> 00:32:14,698
Why did you not express
concern about the timeline?

698
00:32:14,723 --> 00:32:16,776
- I tried.
- And that song?

699
00:32:16,801 --> 00:32:19,682
You performed a song for Danny.
That was a big swing.

700
00:32:19,707 --> 00:32:21,940
I don't mind a big swing,
but I can't not know about it.

701
00:32:21,965 --> 00:32:24,916
I can't be the one who
doesn't know things.

702
00:32:24,941 --> 00:32:28,120
Then...

703
00:32:28,336 --> 00:32:30,276
I should probably tell you

704
00:32:30,301 --> 00:32:32,698
that I saw you and Leif kissing...

705
00:32:32,723 --> 00:32:34,393
in the office the other night.

706
00:32:34,418 --> 00:32:38,323
Oh, God, it was a mistake.
It was a huge, colossal mistake.

707
00:32:38,348 --> 00:32:39,979
It's against everything I stand for

708
00:32:40,004 --> 00:32:41,248
personally and professionally.

709
00:32:41,273 --> 00:32:43,510
I know this is none
my business, but I...

710
00:32:43,535 --> 00:32:45,909
I just want to tell you, as your friend,

711
00:32:45,934 --> 00:32:50,768
that I think Leif might not be
in this for the right reasons.

712
00:32:54,582 --> 00:32:55,979
Good.

713
00:32:56,004 --> 00:32:58,683
Can you imagine if either of us
was in it for the right reasons?

714
00:32:58,708 --> 00:33:00,612
- Oh, my God, no. I...
- Oh.

715
00:33:00,637 --> 00:33:02,144
Please, thank you for telling me that.

716
00:33:02,168 --> 00:33:03,784
That is such a relief.

717
00:33:04,117 --> 00:33:05,370
- Okay.
- Was I caught up

718
00:33:05,395 --> 00:33:06,456
in a moment of passion?

719
00:33:06,481 --> 00:33:08,729
I was. And did it happen
again later at my house?

720
00:33:08,754 --> 00:33:10,682
- It did. Will it ever happen again?
- Whoa.

721
00:33:10,707 --> 00:33:13,393
I can tell you absolutely not.

722
00:33:13,418 --> 00:33:16,377
I can guarantee I can
stop any time I want.

723
00:33:16,402 --> 00:33:18,877
And in fact, after we're done here,

724
00:33:18,902 --> 00:33:23,409
I'm gonna go up, and I am
going to tell him it's ov...

725
00:33:23,434 --> 00:33:25,198
Oh, I have a meeting.

726
00:33:25,223 --> 00:33:27,166
Tomorrow is actually a good...

727
00:33:27,191 --> 00:33:30,479
Ooh. No, cardio funk. I have a blowout?

728
00:33:30,504 --> 00:33:32,127
Getting another dog?

729
00:33:34,540 --> 00:33:37,307
Okay, so, um, do you want to know

730
00:33:37,332 --> 00:33:39,456
what that was before with the song?

731
00:33:39,481 --> 00:33:41,799
I'm not exactly sure why you sang it,

732
00:33:41,824 --> 00:33:45,236
but sure looked and sounded
like you want me to want you.

733
00:33:45,261 --> 00:33:46,846
Is that what you were going for there?

734
00:33:46,871 --> 00:33:50,073
If I sang it, I must have meant it.

735
00:33:51,816 --> 00:33:54,221
That's a strange way
to phrase that. Um...

736
00:33:55,715 --> 00:33:57,026
I'm confused.

737
00:33:57,051 --> 00:33:58,433
I thought there was nothing between us.

738
00:33:58,457 --> 00:34:00,526
We decided there was nothing between us,

739
00:34:00,551 --> 00:34:03,002
and now I don't know what to think.

740
00:34:03,268 --> 00:34:05,647
Maybe I couldn't keep the
truth inside of me anymore

741
00:34:05,672 --> 00:34:07,383
so it, like, had to come out,

742
00:34:07,408 --> 00:34:10,885
and I don't want to ruin
anything for you or Jessica,

743
00:34:10,910 --> 00:34:15,268
but maybe I do have
residual feelings for you,

744
00:34:15,293 --> 00:34:16,970
feelings that I can't just lie about.

745
00:34:16,995 --> 00:34:19,941
So there you go.

746
00:34:19,966 --> 00:34:21,510
Now you know.

747
00:34:21,535 --> 00:34:23,362
Hey, that rhymed.

748
00:34:34,191 --> 00:34:35,202
- I need to go.
- We should go?

749
00:34:35,226 --> 00:34:36,510
- Yeah, okay.
- Going.

750
00:34:36,535 --> 00:34:37,667
Mm-hmm.

751
00:34:47,378 --> 00:34:49,756
Zoey.

752
00:34:50,166 --> 00:34:52,088
I found the mistake. Watch is fixed.

753
00:34:52,113 --> 00:34:54,026
That's good. Crisis averted.

754
00:34:55,308 --> 00:34:56,877
Yeah, but it was my fault.

755
00:34:56,902 --> 00:34:58,446
I was the one who wrote that code,

756
00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:00,924
so maybe Leif is right,
and maybe I'm just a screw-up

757
00:35:00,949 --> 00:35:02,377
who doesn't take my job seriously.

758
00:35:02,402 --> 00:35:05,882
Or we all make mistakes,
and you owned up to yours

759
00:35:05,907 --> 00:35:07,792
and spent all day working
super hard trying to fix it,

760
00:35:07,816 --> 00:35:09,784
and that doesn't sound
like a screw-up to me.

761
00:35:09,809 --> 00:35:11,440
All right, let's go with your version.

762
00:35:11,465 --> 00:35:12,498
Bye.

763
00:35:16,428 --> 00:35:19,081
Hey, why is your mom
asking me if you're okay?

764
00:35:19,106 --> 00:35:20,221
- She texted you?
- Yeah.

765
00:35:20,246 --> 00:35:21,624
She said she's called a few times.

766
00:35:21,649 --> 00:35:23,182
- She wants you to call her back.
- Oh.

767
00:35:23,207 --> 00:35:24,971
I haven't looked at my phone all day.

768
00:35:24,996 --> 00:35:26,541
Well, maybe you should.

769
00:35:26,864 --> 00:35:28,416
People are really worrying about you.

770
00:35:28,441 --> 00:35:29,474
Okay.

771
00:35:36,975 --> 00:35:39,509
My father only has a few weeks left.

772
00:35:45,714 --> 00:35:48,159
That feels so weird to say.

773
00:35:51,758 --> 00:35:53,690
We found out this morning.

774
00:35:54,075 --> 00:35:55,519
Or at least I think it was this morning.

775
00:35:55,543 --> 00:35:57,721
This day just keeps going
and going and going.

776
00:35:57,746 --> 00:35:58,932
Zoey, I'm so sorry.

777
00:35:58,957 --> 00:36:01,815
And when the doctor told me, I just...

778
00:36:04,982 --> 00:36:07,549
I ran away. I couldn't face it.

779
00:36:10,382 --> 00:36:12,916
And now I'm supposed to go home,

780
00:36:13,284 --> 00:36:15,854
so we can all talk about it.

781
00:36:18,966 --> 00:36:20,510
I don't know how to be around him.

782
00:36:20,535 --> 00:36:21,581
I don't know what to say.

783
00:36:21,606 --> 00:36:23,862
I don't know how I'm supposed
to look him in the eye.

784
00:36:23,887 --> 00:36:25,362
I don't...

785
00:36:26,479 --> 00:36:28,157
I don't think I can do it.

786
00:36:28,182 --> 00:36:29,596
Yes, you can.

787
00:36:29,745 --> 00:36:31,541
I know you can.

788
00:36:31,566 --> 00:36:33,690
- Were you even here today?
- Were you?

789
00:36:34,604 --> 00:36:36,100
'Cause here's what I saw.

790
00:36:36,428 --> 00:36:39,506
All day long, you were laying
down truths to everyone,

791
00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:44,191
Joan, Leif, Danny Michael Davis,
me, Simon.

792
00:36:44,216 --> 00:36:45,660
And guess what?

793
00:36:45,685 --> 00:36:46,996
You made it through.

794
00:36:47,021 --> 00:36:49,321
You didn't get fired. Nobody hates you.

795
00:36:51,554 --> 00:36:53,910
Maybe just a little bit.

796
00:36:57,032 --> 00:36:59,207
I honestly don't know how much longer

797
00:36:59,232 --> 00:37:01,743
I can go on singing out loud like this.

798
00:37:02,413 --> 00:37:03,996
Isn't the whole point of your powers

799
00:37:04,021 --> 00:37:06,097
to help people face things
they don't want to face?

800
00:37:06,463 --> 00:37:08,597
Maybe everything that happened today

801
00:37:08,622 --> 00:37:09,980
is the universe telling you

802
00:37:10,005 --> 00:37:12,433
you need to stop avoiding it

803
00:37:12,458 --> 00:37:14,058
and go face your father.

804
00:37:18,095 --> 00:37:19,626
You've got this.

805
00:37:31,973 --> 00:37:33,925
- Hey.
- Hi, Mom.

806
00:37:36,091 --> 00:37:37,754
Ohh.

807
00:37:38,931 --> 00:37:40,886
That's a big hug.

808
00:37:41,122 --> 00:37:42,871
I'm so glad you made it.

809
00:37:42,896 --> 00:37:45,668
Uh, David and Emily
just ran out to grab dinner.

810
00:37:45,693 --> 00:37:47,193
Hey, Zoey.

811
00:37:48,615 --> 00:37:51,480
So I'm gonna give you
guys some alone time,

812
00:37:51,505 --> 00:37:55,371
but if you need anything,
I mean anything...

813
00:37:55,396 --> 00:37:58,058
Seriously, I will rob
a store if you tell me to.

814
00:37:59,396 --> 00:38:01,183
I'll be chilling in the guest room.

815
00:38:01,579 --> 00:38:03,808
Okay. I think we're okay, Howie.

816
00:38:03,833 --> 00:38:06,050
- How's my dad doing?
- He's fine.

817
00:38:06,243 --> 00:38:08,793
He's just binge watching a show

818
00:38:08,818 --> 00:38:10,896
about surviving alone in the arctic.

819
00:38:10,921 --> 00:38:13,324
Seems very relaxing.

820
00:38:19,315 --> 00:38:21,394
You gonna go talk to him?

821
00:38:23,042 --> 00:38:24,453
Yeah.

822
00:38:24,735 --> 00:38:26,293
I mean...

823
00:38:28,044 --> 00:38:30,597
I think I'm kind of afraid to, but...

824
00:38:31,446 --> 00:38:32,738
I want to.

825
00:38:32,763 --> 00:38:34,238
Yeah.

826
00:38:40,141 --> 00:38:41,855
Hey, Dad.

827
00:38:47,379 --> 00:38:51,081
Did that man j-just kill a moose?

828
00:39:00,565 --> 00:39:04,816
Can we, um, talk for a sec?

829
00:39:11,093 --> 00:39:13,488
I feel horrible telling you this, but...

830
00:39:14,730 --> 00:39:17,621
I didn't want to come here tonight.

831
00:39:20,032 --> 00:39:22,833
After the doctor, things just got...

832
00:39:24,252 --> 00:39:25,785
real.

833
00:39:27,837 --> 00:39:29,722
And I don't know why, but...

834
00:39:31,199 --> 00:39:34,746
my instinct was to run away from you.

835
00:39:37,327 --> 00:39:39,605
Which I guess makes me

836
00:39:39,630 --> 00:39:43,010
the worst daughter in
the world, because..

837
00:39:45,169 --> 00:39:50,583
what kind of kid is scared
to be with their dying dad?

838
00:39:50,608 --> 00:39:52,175
It's just...

839
00:39:54,044 --> 00:39:57,363
? How do I ?

840
00:39:57,388 --> 00:40:01,635
? Get through one night without you? ?

841
00:40:01,660 --> 00:40:05,707
? If I had to live without you ?

842
00:40:05,732 --> 00:40:09,074
? What kind of life would that be? ?

843
00:40:09,099 --> 00:40:12,808
? Oh, I ?

844
00:40:12,833 --> 00:40:16,972
? I need you in my arms,
need you to hold ?

845
00:40:16,997 --> 00:40:20,743
? You're my world, my heart, my soul ?

846
00:40:20,768 --> 00:40:24,644
? And if you ever leave ?

847
00:40:25,362 --> 00:40:32,143
? You would take away
everything good in my life ?

848
00:40:33,505 --> 00:40:37,254
? And tell me now ?

849
00:40:37,279 --> 00:40:41,941
? How do I live without you? ?

850
00:40:41,966 --> 00:40:44,629
? I want to know ?

851
00:40:44,654 --> 00:40:48,910
? How do I breathe without you? ?

852
00:40:48,935 --> 00:40:52,115
? If you ever go ?

853
00:40:52,140 --> 00:40:57,847
? How do I ever, ever survive? ?

854
00:41:00,075 --> 00:41:01,452
? How do I ?

855
00:41:01,477 --> 00:41:03,472
? Oh, how do I ?

856
00:41:03,497 --> 00:41:05,930
? Oh, how do I live? ?

857
00:41:12,609 --> 00:41:14,220
Hey.

858
00:41:14,549 --> 00:41:16,149
You guys okay?

859
00:41:18,350 --> 00:41:19,883
I think so.

860
00:41:22,495 --> 00:41:25,816
Just watching this show about survival.

861
00:41:38,867 --> 00:41:42,507
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