1 00:00:00,542 --> 00:00:03,954 _ 2 00:00:22,448 --> 00:00:24,450 Whoa. Check this out. 3 00:00:26,373 --> 00:00:27,476 Eh? 4 00:00:27,479 --> 00:00:29,851 "Inspired by the European reception halls 5 00:00:29,854 --> 00:00:33,023 of the 19th century..." I see it. 6 00:00:33,026 --> 00:00:35,699 "The king first commissioned this royal hall 7 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,996 at the turn of the 20th century." 8 00:00:38,593 --> 00:00:40,219 You want to check out the night markets? 9 00:00:40,222 --> 00:00:42,703 - No, this is great. - Yeah. 10 00:00:42,706 --> 00:00:44,492 Picture? 11 00:00:44,495 --> 00:00:47,497 - Okay. With the cool sword. - Okay. Yeah. 12 00:00:47,500 --> 00:00:49,507 Smile. 13 00:00:56,101 --> 00:00:58,602 Mac. 14 00:00:58,605 --> 00:01:00,649 Why does she look familiar? 15 00:01:06,290 --> 00:01:08,663 Karenni activist Pinapa Chaiveera. 16 00:01:08,674 --> 00:01:10,820 She's been on the news lately for protesting 17 00:01:10,823 --> 00:01:13,781 deplorable conditions on the Burmese border in refugee camps. 18 00:01:13,784 --> 00:01:15,695 It looks like she's being arrested. 19 00:01:15,698 --> 00:01:17,908 I've seen Brokedown Palace. 20 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,617 Once she's in prison, she is not getting out. 21 00:01:23,299 --> 00:01:25,175 We're supposed to be on vacation. 22 00:01:29,863 --> 00:01:32,031 On the bright side, we freed her. 23 00:01:32,034 --> 00:01:34,744 Quick. In here. Quick. 24 00:01:43,102 --> 00:01:45,265 Okay, we need a way out. 25 00:01:47,664 --> 00:01:49,665 Um... All right. 26 00:01:49,668 --> 00:01:51,890 I think I got an idea. 27 00:01:51,893 --> 00:01:54,015 Gotta get over here. 28 00:01:54,018 --> 00:01:55,250 I need your bra. 29 00:01:55,253 --> 00:01:57,593 Oh, baby, I think I need it more than you. 30 00:01:57,596 --> 00:02:00,937 Underwires are made of malleable nickel titanium. 31 00:02:00,940 --> 00:02:03,188 By winding it through the fuse box, electrifying the wrench, 32 00:02:03,190 --> 00:02:04,792 I should be able to kill power to the whole place, 33 00:02:04,794 --> 00:02:06,128 giving us a chance to run away. 34 00:02:06,131 --> 00:02:07,429 How did you do that so fast? 35 00:02:07,432 --> 00:02:09,859 - Every woman on the planet can. - Right. 36 00:02:12,027 --> 00:02:14,321 - Sorry. Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 37 00:02:16,305 --> 00:02:17,421 Would these help? 38 00:02:17,424 --> 00:02:19,242 Mm-hmm. Thank you. 39 00:02:19,245 --> 00:02:21,038 You ready? 40 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:22,916 God, I missed blowing things up. 41 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:24,713 Happy anniversary, babe. 42 00:02:45,491 --> 00:02:50,523 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 43 00:02:55,599 --> 00:02:57,267 So... 44 00:02:57,270 --> 00:02:59,229 You both work at a think tank, huh? 45 00:02:59,232 --> 00:03:02,257 Yes. I-I'm an engineer. She's a language specialist. 46 00:03:02,260 --> 00:03:03,385 Did you meet at work? 47 00:03:03,388 --> 00:03:05,875 No, we were both volunteering at the animal shelter 48 00:03:05,878 --> 00:03:07,212 and we liked the same puppy. 49 00:03:07,215 --> 00:03:08,924 What was the name of the puppy? 50 00:03:08,927 --> 00:03:10,094 Gizmo. 51 00:03:10,097 --> 00:03:12,556 And the breed? 52 00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:16,396 Oh, come on. Nobody's gonna ask us that. 53 00:03:16,399 --> 00:03:18,900 I'm being thorough. 54 00:03:18,903 --> 00:03:20,007 All right. 55 00:03:20,010 --> 00:03:21,511 You got to work on your accent. 56 00:03:21,514 --> 00:03:23,335 You sound like a constipated cowboy. 57 00:03:23,338 --> 00:03:25,195 You have two hours to get your story straight. 58 00:03:25,198 --> 00:03:27,210 That man will question you and dig into your past 59 00:03:27,213 --> 00:03:28,380 like a famished jackal. 60 00:03:28,383 --> 00:03:30,385 It's just Riley's boyfriend. It's not like we're infiltrating 61 00:03:30,387 --> 00:03:32,265 the Kremlin. We're going on a double date. 62 00:03:32,268 --> 00:03:34,436 Yeah, he's an accountant. What's he gonna do? 63 00:03:34,439 --> 00:03:35,796 Our taxes? 64 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:38,320 You must maintain your covers. 65 00:03:38,323 --> 00:03:39,633 Not just for Riley, but for the survival 66 00:03:39,635 --> 00:03:41,109 of our organization. 67 00:03:41,112 --> 00:03:43,865 At least the whole dating part of your cover is real. 68 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,041 Yeah, hang on. W-What was that? 69 00:03:47,044 --> 00:03:50,953 Those little microexpressions. You two are dating? 70 00:03:50,956 --> 00:03:53,421 Yes, of course we are. 71 00:03:53,424 --> 00:03:54,549 It's just that... 72 00:03:54,552 --> 00:03:58,976 It's just that we haven't really been on a "date" date 73 00:03:58,979 --> 00:04:00,453 since before we broke up. 74 00:04:00,456 --> 00:04:01,623 Seriously? 75 00:04:01,626 --> 00:04:02,668 - Mac... - Uh, well, it's a little hard 76 00:04:02,670 --> 00:04:03,670 with all the chaos 77 00:04:03,673 --> 00:04:05,368 and saving the world stuff we do around here. 78 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:08,515 Well, tonight you can enjoy a well-deserved night off. Hmm? 79 00:04:08,518 --> 00:04:10,265 Where are you going tonight? 80 00:04:10,268 --> 00:04:14,229 Aubrey got us a reservation at a pop-up restaurant called... 81 00:04:14,232 --> 00:04:15,733 uh, something French. 82 00:04:15,736 --> 00:04:16,902 Uh, Fork. Spoon. 83 00:04:16,905 --> 00:04:19,367 La Belle... Cuillère? 84 00:04:19,370 --> 00:04:20,453 - Yeah. - You're joking. 85 00:04:20,456 --> 00:04:23,333 Chef Salvatore is a world-renowned culinary artist. 86 00:04:23,336 --> 00:04:25,617 I've called in every favor and I'm still 87 00:04:25,620 --> 00:04:26,954 on the damned wait list. Right. 88 00:04:26,957 --> 00:04:28,124 We are finished here. 89 00:04:28,127 --> 00:04:29,796 Just remember your covers. 90 00:04:29,799 --> 00:04:31,859 And act like a couple. 91 00:04:31,862 --> 00:04:33,529 - Hmm? - We are a couple. 92 00:04:33,532 --> 00:04:36,619 - Yeah. - A normal couple. 93 00:04:54,716 --> 00:04:58,219 Well, you look nice. 94 00:04:58,222 --> 00:04:59,974 So do you. 95 00:05:01,159 --> 00:05:02,659 Thank you. 96 00:05:02,662 --> 00:05:04,706 Mm-hmm. 97 00:05:07,153 --> 00:05:11,474 ? I don't want a place to stay ? 98 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:14,148 ? Get your booty on the floor tonight ? 99 00:05:14,151 --> 00:05:16,000 ? Make my day ? 100 00:05:16,003 --> 00:05:18,171 ? Make my day... ? 101 00:05:18,174 --> 00:05:19,593 Okay, you're nervous. 102 00:05:19,596 --> 00:05:20,597 That's your mission pump-up music. 103 00:05:20,599 --> 00:05:22,600 Yes, okay. I'm nervous. 104 00:05:22,603 --> 00:05:25,101 Russ actually kind of got into my head back there. 105 00:05:25,104 --> 00:05:28,491 We're a normal couple, Mac. We can handle a date. 106 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:32,843 What if the only thing that works for us is the adrenaline? 107 00:05:32,846 --> 00:05:34,514 No. 108 00:05:34,517 --> 00:05:37,265 We don't need to be on a mission to enjoy each other's company. 109 00:05:37,268 --> 00:05:39,054 Just, no work. 110 00:05:39,057 --> 00:05:40,710 A nice dinner with friends. 111 00:05:40,713 --> 00:05:42,328 And to prove it, 112 00:05:42,331 --> 00:05:45,500 we will leave our phones in the car. 113 00:05:45,503 --> 00:05:47,504 - Yeah. - Mm? 114 00:05:47,507 --> 00:05:49,492 We can do this. Oh, you know what? 115 00:05:49,495 --> 00:05:52,226 I see your phone and I raise you my Swiss Army knife. 116 00:05:52,229 --> 00:05:53,729 - How about that? - Oh. Yeah? 117 00:05:53,732 --> 00:05:55,078 - You sure about that? - Oh, yeah. 118 00:05:55,081 --> 00:05:56,843 Okay. 119 00:05:56,846 --> 00:05:58,165 You know what we're gonna do tonight? 120 00:05:58,167 --> 00:05:59,601 Kick this date's ass. 121 00:05:59,604 --> 00:06:00,604 Yeah, we are. 122 00:06:13,547 --> 00:06:15,215 Names, please. 123 00:06:15,218 --> 00:06:17,726 Uh, Desiree Nguyen and Angus MacGyver. 124 00:06:17,729 --> 00:06:19,250 Real names, please. 125 00:06:20,194 --> 00:06:22,238 Those are our real names. 126 00:06:24,130 --> 00:06:25,914 Welcome to La Belle Cuillère. 127 00:06:36,461 --> 00:06:37,586 Riles. 128 00:06:37,589 --> 00:06:39,015 - Oh. Hey. - Oh... 129 00:06:39,018 --> 00:06:40,546 Hey, guys. 130 00:06:40,549 --> 00:06:42,383 - Glad you could make it. - Hi. 131 00:06:42,386 --> 00:06:44,462 - You got your covers straight, right? - Do not worry. 132 00:06:44,464 --> 00:06:46,109 - We are so good. - We're a normal couple. 133 00:06:46,112 --> 00:06:47,654 - Stop saying that. - Right, sorry. 134 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:49,686 - You must be Mac. - Yeah, sorry. I am... 135 00:06:49,689 --> 00:06:52,024 - I'm a, I'm a hugger. - Yeah. 136 00:07:02,716 --> 00:07:04,468 Ah... 137 00:07:04,471 --> 00:07:07,473 I am a language specialist. That last one was Vietnamese. 138 00:07:07,476 --> 00:07:09,311 - You never told us he spoke so many languages. - Yeah. 139 00:07:09,313 --> 00:07:11,261 Oh. Oh, I grew up all over the world. 140 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:13,242 - Yeah. Army brat turned accountant. - Mm-hmm. 141 00:07:13,245 --> 00:07:15,109 Nothing as exciting as you guys, though, 142 00:07:15,112 --> 00:07:16,437 working for a global think tank? 143 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:17,857 - Eh... - Riley said you guys 144 00:07:17,860 --> 00:07:20,539 just got back from, uh, where was it? Uh, Moldova? 145 00:07:20,542 --> 00:07:22,168 Yeah. Renovating a factory. 146 00:07:22,171 --> 00:07:25,648 Oh. Oh, I thought you-you said you were consulting 147 00:07:25,651 --> 00:07:27,735 at a health clinic. 148 00:07:27,738 --> 00:07:30,703 - That, too. - Little bit of both. It was a busy trip. 149 00:07:30,706 --> 00:07:33,289 Sounds action-packed. 150 00:07:33,292 --> 00:07:35,812 You could say that. 151 00:07:35,815 --> 00:07:37,650 - You want to go get a drink? - Mm-hmm. 152 00:07:37,653 --> 00:07:39,148 See you guys. 153 00:07:39,151 --> 00:07:41,062 Okay. 154 00:07:41,072 --> 00:07:43,195 - It's great. - Yes. 155 00:07:43,198 --> 00:07:45,265 One shot of whiskey straight up, 156 00:07:45,268 --> 00:07:49,647 and one bubblegum cosmotini spritzer for the lady. 157 00:07:51,654 --> 00:07:54,531 Thank you. 158 00:07:55,940 --> 00:07:58,234 I remember having to lie to Bozer about that stuff 159 00:07:58,237 --> 00:07:59,664 all the time. 160 00:07:59,667 --> 00:08:02,961 It's so hard. I don't know how Riley's doing it. 161 00:08:02,964 --> 00:08:04,647 She likes him. 162 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:06,828 She just wants a life outside the Phoenix. 163 00:08:06,831 --> 00:08:08,817 Good luck with that. 164 00:08:08,820 --> 00:08:10,398 It'll get easier, 165 00:08:10,401 --> 00:08:11,984 I promise. 166 00:08:11,987 --> 00:08:15,400 Let's just have fun and relax. Yeah? Okay. 167 00:08:15,403 --> 00:08:16,613 Okay. 168 00:08:19,969 --> 00:08:22,679 Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you 169 00:08:22,682 --> 00:08:25,132 your provider this evening of gastronomic excellence, 170 00:08:25,135 --> 00:08:26,921 Chef Salvatore. 171 00:08:31,948 --> 00:08:37,077 For our first course: yartsa gunbu mushrooms sprouted 172 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:40,750 from the petrified bodies of ghost moth caterpillars. 173 00:08:40,753 --> 00:08:43,088 Bon appétit. 174 00:08:45,062 --> 00:08:47,063 MacGYVER: It's so tiny. 175 00:08:47,066 --> 00:08:48,233 We have this thing 176 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:50,404 where we make a fancy dinner at home 177 00:08:50,407 --> 00:08:52,593 and then we match the movie to the meal. 178 00:08:52,596 --> 00:08:54,226 It's my favorite night of the week. 179 00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:55,429 - Mine, too. - Mm-hmm. 180 00:08:55,432 --> 00:08:56,640 Every week? 181 00:08:56,643 --> 00:08:58,435 Yeah. 182 00:08:58,438 --> 00:08:59,606 You do it every week? 183 00:09:04,630 --> 00:09:06,340 We have a thing, too. Don't we? 184 00:09:11,039 --> 00:09:13,256 Do you see those guys over there? 185 00:09:13,259 --> 00:09:15,523 They've got comms and guns. 186 00:09:15,526 --> 00:09:18,528 It's probably security. It's a rough neighborhood. 187 00:09:18,531 --> 00:09:20,865 Turn off your work brain. We're on a date, remember? 188 00:09:20,868 --> 00:09:22,327 - Yes. - Okay. 189 00:09:25,272 --> 00:09:26,992 Our next course 190 00:09:26,995 --> 00:09:31,328 features the exquisitely rare fifth talon 191 00:09:31,331 --> 00:09:33,903 of the Pashtun quail. 192 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:35,073 Enjoy. 193 00:09:38,732 --> 00:09:41,151 If I add water, will it get bigger? 194 00:09:55,279 --> 00:09:58,156 Hey. Brought you a bottle, compliments 195 00:09:58,159 --> 00:09:59,632 of Chef Salvatore. 196 00:09:59,635 --> 00:10:02,507 - Hey. - Hey. Aw. 197 00:10:02,510 --> 00:10:05,734 Uh, this is my good friend Chad from New York, and the owner 198 00:10:05,737 --> 00:10:07,179 of La Belle Cuillère. 199 00:10:07,182 --> 00:10:09,000 Oh, no. That's all this guy. 200 00:10:09,003 --> 00:10:10,797 Hey, perk of being an owner is you get to have a table 201 00:10:10,799 --> 00:10:13,640 - every night if you want it. - If I did that, I'd, uh, I'd never see 202 00:10:13,643 --> 00:10:15,921 a return on my investment, now, would I? 203 00:10:15,924 --> 00:10:18,000 Wha... You're an owner? 204 00:10:18,003 --> 00:10:20,047 Just a co-owner. 205 00:10:21,341 --> 00:10:23,968 You didn't tell me you were co-owner of a restaurant. 206 00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:25,247 It's just a side hustle. 207 00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:26,680 - You know, no big deal. - Uh, sorry, 208 00:10:26,682 --> 00:10:28,273 I didn't mean to, uh, spill the beans. 209 00:10:28,276 --> 00:10:29,723 But it was nice to meet everyone. 210 00:10:29,726 --> 00:10:30,935 Please, enjoy the wine. 211 00:10:30,938 --> 00:10:32,396 - Thank you. - Nice to meet you. 212 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:33,651 It's a cool place. 213 00:11:01,586 --> 00:11:03,420 Leave it. 214 00:11:03,423 --> 00:11:06,281 Please, just turn off your Mackey-sense. 215 00:11:06,284 --> 00:11:08,320 What? I need to go to the bathroom. 216 00:11:08,323 --> 00:11:09,609 - Huh? - I can't do that? 217 00:11:09,612 --> 00:11:10,988 Not if you're following those guys. 218 00:11:10,990 --> 00:11:12,601 What guys? 219 00:11:13,910 --> 00:11:15,495 Scout's honor. 220 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:32,500 Don't threaten me in my own restaurant. 221 00:11:34,668 --> 00:11:37,127 It's crazy. 222 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:39,216 Sorry, Dez. 223 00:11:47,118 --> 00:11:49,203 Take it easy, take it easy. 224 00:11:50,146 --> 00:11:52,147 You're gonna get me my money, 225 00:11:52,150 --> 00:11:55,028 and I'm not gonna ask twice. 226 00:11:57,558 --> 00:11:59,768 - You understand? - Yes! 227 00:12:07,507 --> 00:12:09,341 You dragged me all the way over here 228 00:12:09,344 --> 00:12:10,398 to look at a velocipede? 229 00:12:10,401 --> 00:12:11,829 Oh, my God, I hate being a millennial. 230 00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:13,916 That's a penny-farthing. And no, I dragged you over here 231 00:12:13,918 --> 00:12:17,007 because I overheard Aubrey's partner Chad in the kitchen. 232 00:12:17,010 --> 00:12:19,468 He was being threatened by that guy with the, uh, 233 00:12:19,471 --> 00:12:20,972 the hand tattoo. 234 00:12:20,975 --> 00:12:23,309 How'd you see all that from the bathroom? 235 00:12:23,312 --> 00:12:26,023 I feel like you're grabbing onto the wrong details here. 236 00:12:26,026 --> 00:12:27,026 I feel like you said 237 00:12:27,029 --> 00:12:28,626 you wouldn't follow those guys, but you lied, 238 00:12:28,628 --> 00:12:30,446 and now your little Boy Scout pants are on fire. 239 00:12:30,448 --> 00:12:31,937 Chad is in trouble, I'm telling you. 240 00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:45,070 Introducing your main course 241 00:12:45,073 --> 00:12:46,281 for this evening: 242 00:12:46,284 --> 00:12:50,622 a 2001 vintage agneau rôti... 243 00:12:50,625 --> 00:12:53,226 Ah, yeah... he looks 244 00:12:53,229 --> 00:12:55,397 pretty messed up. 245 00:12:58,405 --> 00:13:00,868 I swear he had a knife to his throat three minutes ago. 246 00:13:02,713 --> 00:13:04,704 Are you really this bored, Mac? 247 00:13:04,707 --> 00:13:07,667 No. I-I just don't want anyone to get hurt. 248 00:13:07,670 --> 00:13:09,767 It happened, Dez. I'll prove it. 249 00:13:11,226 --> 00:13:13,393 I take it you've never worked in a restaurant before. 250 00:13:13,396 --> 00:13:14,980 Knife to the throat is nothing. 251 00:13:14,983 --> 00:13:17,378 A sous-chef tried to stuff me in a pizza oven once. 252 00:13:17,381 --> 00:13:19,901 - Look, if you're in trouble, we can help you. - I appreciate your concern, 253 00:13:19,903 --> 00:13:21,353 but I'm fine. 254 00:13:21,356 --> 00:13:24,321 I know you're friends of Aubrey's, so I'll let it slide this time, but... 255 00:13:24,324 --> 00:13:27,035 please, stay out of my kitchen. 256 00:13:28,662 --> 00:13:31,080 What? I'm not being paranoid. Am I? 257 00:13:31,081 --> 00:13:32,289 Paranoid about what? 258 00:13:32,290 --> 00:13:34,209 Where'd you come from? Nothing. 259 00:13:34,890 --> 00:13:36,056 You sure? 260 00:13:36,059 --> 00:13:37,852 - Everything is cool? - We're great. 261 00:13:37,855 --> 00:13:39,294 - Everything's great. - Okay. 262 00:13:39,297 --> 00:13:41,556 Hey, thanks for keeping up your covers back there. 263 00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:42,978 I know it's a lot to ask. 264 00:13:42,981 --> 00:13:45,165 We got your back, Riles. Okay? And as far 265 00:13:45,168 --> 00:13:47,127 as Aubrey's concerned, we're just a normal, 266 00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:50,097 boring-ass couple on a boring-ass date. 267 00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:52,915 You guys are gonna screw this up for me, aren't you? 268 00:13:52,918 --> 00:13:54,620 Never. 269 00:13:54,623 --> 00:13:55,954 It's fine. 270 00:13:55,957 --> 00:13:58,028 I'll meet you guys at the table. If you'll excuse me. 271 00:13:58,030 --> 00:13:59,697 All right. 272 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:00,951 Normal, huh? 273 00:14:04,823 --> 00:14:06,759 Chad would like to invite you all 274 00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:08,673 to an exclusive sampling of delicacies 275 00:14:08,676 --> 00:14:10,343 in the tasting room. 276 00:14:10,346 --> 00:14:13,453 - Sounds amazing. - You two go ahead. I'll wait for Desi. 277 00:14:13,456 --> 00:14:15,333 - Okay. - All right. Right this way. 278 00:14:19,232 --> 00:14:21,142 Psst. Psst. Bro-ski. 279 00:14:22,148 --> 00:14:23,841 Got some contraband for you. 280 00:14:23,842 --> 00:14:25,915 These fancy places, they never feed you right. 281 00:14:25,918 --> 00:14:27,919 Tell me about it. Bless you, sir. 282 00:14:27,922 --> 00:14:29,235 Bad date, right? 283 00:14:29,238 --> 00:14:31,239 I'm stuck with a dud on my hands, too. 284 00:14:31,242 --> 00:14:34,876 Uh, no. Actually, my girlfriend's amazing. 285 00:14:42,576 --> 00:14:44,745 Sorry, Mac. 286 00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:48,594 _ 287 00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:49,931 I'm out of practice 288 00:14:49,934 --> 00:14:51,101 with the whole dating thing. 289 00:14:51,104 --> 00:14:54,220 I-I just feel like I can't relax and I'm blowing it. 290 00:14:54,223 --> 00:14:56,330 I hear you, dude. Listen, I blew it permanently. 291 00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:59,126 I'm divorced. Now I'm dating, too. 292 00:14:59,129 --> 00:15:01,087 Speed dating, Internet, slow dating. 293 00:15:01,090 --> 00:15:02,836 Anything, anything to... 294 00:15:02,839 --> 00:15:04,840 not be alone on a Friday night. 295 00:15:04,841 --> 00:15:06,342 You know? 296 00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:10,844 _ 297 00:15:19,923 --> 00:15:21,904 - Where's Aubrey and Riley? - In the tasting room. 298 00:15:21,907 --> 00:15:23,150 We're supposed to be meeting them. 299 00:15:23,151 --> 00:15:24,276 - You want some of this? - I heard 300 00:15:24,277 --> 00:15:26,509 silenced gunshots through the vent in the bathroom. 301 00:15:28,696 --> 00:15:31,573 - You're hilarious. - No, you were right, something's up. 302 00:15:31,576 --> 00:15:33,368 I get it, Dez. You're messing with me. 303 00:15:33,371 --> 00:15:34,538 Look at me. 304 00:15:34,541 --> 00:15:36,751 This is my serious face. 305 00:15:36,754 --> 00:15:38,243 It's your everything face. 306 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,957 - Sorry. - I know what I heard, okay? 307 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:41,982 We need to check it out. 308 00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:43,993 Okay, fine. Now who's being paranoid? 309 00:15:48,969 --> 00:15:51,329 We need to create a distraction to clear the kitchen. 310 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:55,095 Let me borrow your cell phone. 311 00:15:55,098 --> 00:15:56,975 I told you I didn't bring it. 312 00:16:03,288 --> 00:16:06,500 Looks like somebody snuck their cell phone out of the glove box. 313 00:16:07,252 --> 00:16:09,412 Looks like somebody who just accused 314 00:16:09,415 --> 00:16:11,775 another person of sneaking their phone out of a glove box 315 00:16:11,778 --> 00:16:14,114 also snuck... you know what, forget it, I'm too hungry. 316 00:16:15,693 --> 00:16:20,038 Okay, we have about two minutes before the chocolate melts... 317 00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:22,014 and the lithium in the battery 318 00:16:22,017 --> 00:16:23,711 mixes with the oxygen in the air, 319 00:16:23,712 --> 00:16:25,170 causing it to catch fire. 320 00:16:25,171 --> 00:16:27,674 Try not to burn down the whole place. 321 00:16:36,975 --> 00:16:38,977 Oh. I'm so sorry. 322 00:16:40,103 --> 00:16:41,938 There you go. 323 00:16:47,128 --> 00:16:49,650 Excuse me, sir, that woman's purse appears 324 00:16:49,653 --> 00:16:52,279 - to be smoking. - We got a 10-70 in the dining room. 325 00:16:52,282 --> 00:16:54,408 Copy that. On my way. 326 00:16:54,409 --> 00:16:55,951 Ma'am, get up, get up now. Come on, get up. 327 00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:58,954 Watch out! 328 00:16:58,955 --> 00:17:00,331 It's burning! 329 00:17:00,332 --> 00:17:01,624 Come on! 330 00:17:20,046 --> 00:17:21,475 Hey. 331 00:17:21,478 --> 00:17:23,313 Look. Huh? 332 00:17:27,484 --> 00:17:28,984 - That's pretty good. - Mmm... 333 00:17:30,322 --> 00:17:31,967 This place is amazing. 334 00:17:31,970 --> 00:17:34,490 I just don't get why you didn't tell me you were a co-owner. 335 00:17:34,491 --> 00:17:36,283 Ah. 336 00:17:36,284 --> 00:17:38,660 To be honest, I was afraid. 337 00:17:38,661 --> 00:17:40,662 Why? 338 00:17:40,663 --> 00:17:42,982 I... I just wanted to make sure it succeeded 339 00:17:42,985 --> 00:17:45,334 before I told you. 340 00:17:45,335 --> 00:17:48,126 I didn't want you to ever associate me with failure. 341 00:17:48,129 --> 00:17:50,615 Ever since I've met you, I... 342 00:17:50,618 --> 00:17:52,673 Oh, my God, I can't explain it... 343 00:17:52,676 --> 00:17:53,842 I... 344 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,346 ...I want adventure, 345 00:17:57,347 --> 00:17:59,348 I want to do something big. 346 00:17:59,349 --> 00:18:02,434 So I decided to... take a crazy risk 347 00:18:02,437 --> 00:18:05,357 and... invest in a restaurant. 348 00:18:06,354 --> 00:18:08,814 I'm attracted to you... 349 00:18:08,817 --> 00:18:11,277 not your success. 350 00:18:12,362 --> 00:18:13,737 Okay? 351 00:18:13,738 --> 00:18:15,197 Okay. 352 00:18:15,198 --> 00:18:17,200 No more secrets, I promise. 353 00:18:20,370 --> 00:18:23,331 There's... there's something I should tell you, too. 354 00:18:24,749 --> 00:18:26,917 I... I... 355 00:18:26,918 --> 00:18:28,127 If I have to hear 356 00:18:28,128 --> 00:18:30,087 another speech about your relationship, 357 00:18:30,088 --> 00:18:32,868 I'm shooting everybody in this room... 358 00:18:32,871 --> 00:18:35,478 - including myself. - Uh, if it's money you want... 359 00:18:36,263 --> 00:18:38,014 ...we don't have it. 360 00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:40,011 What I want 361 00:18:40,014 --> 00:18:41,390 is a cigarette. 362 00:18:41,391 --> 00:18:44,560 What I need is for you to shut up. 363 00:18:46,729 --> 00:18:48,230 I'm Donovan, by the way. 364 00:18:48,231 --> 00:18:49,898 I'm Chad's other business partner. 365 00:18:49,899 --> 00:18:51,275 More of a, uh... 366 00:18:51,276 --> 00:18:53,068 a silent partner, really... 367 00:18:53,069 --> 00:18:55,863 till Chad stole $2 million of my money. 368 00:18:55,864 --> 00:18:58,240 I-I don't know anything about that. 369 00:18:59,534 --> 00:19:01,845 You see, Chad says he has the money 370 00:19:01,848 --> 00:19:04,728 in a restaurant account, and that you control access. 371 00:19:06,617 --> 00:19:08,368 Either you return my money... 372 00:19:10,086 --> 00:19:13,130 ...or I'm gonna kill the love of your life. 373 00:19:13,131 --> 00:19:15,591 Look, I'll get you the money. 374 00:19:15,594 --> 00:19:16,777 But-but I just need 375 00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:18,091 my Forta-Key to access 376 00:19:18,094 --> 00:19:20,388 the account, and it's, uh, it's at home. 377 00:19:25,071 --> 00:19:26,749 _ 378 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,446 _ 379 00:19:30,064 --> 00:19:31,732 Why didn't you just call it 380 00:19:31,733 --> 00:19:33,942 a "security device," huh? 381 00:19:33,943 --> 00:19:35,778 Lead the way. Come on. 382 00:20:02,692 --> 00:20:04,187 Watch your fingers. 383 00:20:09,479 --> 00:20:11,814 Well, looks like the trail ends here. 384 00:20:20,114 --> 00:20:21,616 I told you. 385 00:20:36,411 --> 00:20:38,370 I swear I didn't know anything about this. 386 00:20:38,373 --> 00:20:40,985 Yeah. I believe you. 387 00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:43,992 What is that? 388 00:20:43,995 --> 00:20:45,641 I boosted the big guy's phone. 389 00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:46,961 The scary guy with the gun? 390 00:20:46,964 --> 00:20:48,354 - You stole his phone? - Yes. 391 00:20:48,355 --> 00:20:49,814 Where did you learn to pickpocket a phone? 392 00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:51,524 - High school. - Oh. 393 00:20:51,527 --> 00:20:52,870 Ran with the wrong crowd. 394 00:20:52,873 --> 00:20:54,501 What-what are you doing? 395 00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:58,531 I'm using the edge of the scissor jack to cut the ropes. 396 00:20:58,532 --> 00:20:59,908 Also high school. 397 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,899 I can't find Aubrey and Riley. 398 00:21:06,902 --> 00:21:09,207 - And the guy with the hand tattoo's gone. - Well, that can't be 399 00:21:09,209 --> 00:21:10,376 - a coincidence. We need to call the cops. - Yeah. 400 00:21:10,377 --> 00:21:11,502 Hey! You can't be in here! 401 00:21:11,503 --> 00:21:12,545 Get out of the way! 402 00:21:12,546 --> 00:21:14,422 Show me your hands! 403 00:21:14,423 --> 00:21:15,857 LAPD, off duty. 404 00:21:15,860 --> 00:21:17,216 - At least we were. - Put your hands up 405 00:21:17,217 --> 00:21:18,176 and step away from the body. 406 00:21:18,178 --> 00:21:19,246 This is not what it looks like. 407 00:21:19,248 --> 00:21:21,220 It looks like you're about to be under arrest for murder. 408 00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:37,404 Yeah. 409 00:21:43,623 --> 00:21:44,873 I'm in. 410 00:21:44,876 --> 00:21:46,450 Let me guess. 411 00:21:46,453 --> 00:21:47,662 Juvey. 412 00:21:47,665 --> 00:21:50,184 I'm kidding. 413 00:21:50,187 --> 00:21:52,522 Are you texting the police? 414 00:21:52,525 --> 00:21:53,566 No, I'm texting Mac. 415 00:21:53,569 --> 00:21:55,028 Mac? 416 00:21:55,031 --> 00:21:56,657 He's an engineer... what's he gonna do? 417 00:21:56,660 --> 00:21:58,537 Build something that's gonna get us out of trouble? 418 00:21:58,539 --> 00:22:00,666 You'd be surprised. 419 00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:03,888 Look, we'll give you our boss's number. 420 00:22:03,891 --> 00:22:04,849 You can call him. 421 00:22:04,859 --> 00:22:07,078 - He'll explain everything. - Great, we can 422 00:22:07,081 --> 00:22:08,374 do that down at the station while you're sitting 423 00:22:08,376 --> 00:22:09,900 in the cell next to a guy with no pants on. 424 00:22:09,902 --> 00:22:12,946 Look, if you think that scares me, you're absolutely right. 425 00:22:12,947 --> 00:22:13,780 I looked everywhere. 426 00:22:13,781 --> 00:22:14,931 There's no sign of their friends. 427 00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:16,399 We told you they're in trouble. 428 00:22:16,402 --> 00:22:17,657 Homicide's ten minutes out. 429 00:22:17,660 --> 00:22:18,786 Good. 430 00:22:19,559 --> 00:22:21,435 Come here. 431 00:22:21,438 --> 00:22:22,772 Once those detectives get here, 432 00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,969 they're gonna keep us in interrogation for hours. 433 00:22:24,972 --> 00:22:27,251 Yeah, and whoever took Aubrey and Riley will be long gone. 434 00:22:27,253 --> 00:22:28,920 Hey, lovebirds, you might want to shut it 435 00:22:28,923 --> 00:22:30,479 - till you get a lawyer. - Aw. 436 00:22:30,482 --> 00:22:32,672 He thinks we're lovebirds, that's so cute. 437 00:22:32,675 --> 00:22:34,383 We are definitely not lovebirds. 438 00:22:34,386 --> 00:22:35,845 She'd much rather spend the evening 439 00:22:35,848 --> 00:22:37,277 cage-fighting with her MMA girlfriends 440 00:22:37,279 --> 00:22:38,470 than hang out with me. 441 00:22:38,473 --> 00:22:40,265 You're picking a fight right now? 442 00:22:40,266 --> 00:22:41,985 I most certainly am, Desiree. 443 00:22:48,331 --> 00:22:50,071 Maybe it's because I don't want to sit 444 00:22:50,074 --> 00:22:52,219 on the couch all day watching Rick and Morty! 445 00:22:52,222 --> 00:22:54,086 - Do not speak ill of him. - Who? 446 00:22:54,088 --> 00:22:56,663 Rick Sanchez from Earth dimension C-137. 447 00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:58,464 No one should know that much about a cartoon! 448 00:22:58,467 --> 00:23:00,992 It's called adult animation! 449 00:23:04,577 --> 00:23:06,537 So sorry about this. 450 00:23:12,089 --> 00:23:13,633 Whew. 451 00:23:15,301 --> 00:23:16,635 Damn it, it's happening again. 452 00:23:16,636 --> 00:23:17,928 Are you as turned on as I am? 453 00:23:17,929 --> 00:23:20,014 Yeah. 454 00:23:25,396 --> 00:23:26,563 It's Riley. 455 00:23:26,566 --> 00:23:28,520 S-O-S, we need to go find help now. 456 00:23:28,523 --> 00:23:29,814 - Come on. - Perfect timing. 457 00:23:29,815 --> 00:23:31,859 Yes, just perfect. 458 00:23:36,030 --> 00:23:38,990 My mother and I both had our obsessions. 459 00:23:38,991 --> 00:23:42,327 Mine was money, hers was Margaret Thatcher paraphernalia. 460 00:23:42,328 --> 00:23:45,205 I think they were a desperate attempt 461 00:23:45,206 --> 00:23:48,166 to fill the hole that my father left. 462 00:23:48,167 --> 00:23:49,668 My dear papa... 463 00:23:49,669 --> 00:23:51,127 Hey, Taylor, I've got Mac on the phone 464 00:23:51,128 --> 00:23:52,338 - for you. - Ooh. 465 00:23:57,001 --> 00:23:58,354 - Should I come back? - Oh, no. 466 00:23:58,365 --> 00:24:00,033 It's all right. 467 00:24:00,036 --> 00:24:01,803 Angus, tell me everything. 468 00:24:01,806 --> 00:24:02,722 Start with the first course. 469 00:24:02,723 --> 00:24:04,391 Okay, so Riley and Aubrey were kidnapped 470 00:24:04,392 --> 00:24:05,385 by a guy named Donovan. 471 00:24:05,388 --> 00:24:06,677 In his 40s, Caucasian. 472 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,473 He has a snake tattoo on his right hand. 473 00:24:08,476 --> 00:24:10,685 He's taking them to their apartment... I need you 474 00:24:10,688 --> 00:24:12,190 to find out anything and everything that you can 475 00:24:12,192 --> 00:24:13,723 - about this guy. - Wait, seriously? 476 00:24:13,726 --> 00:24:14,899 Yes! 477 00:24:14,902 --> 00:24:16,195 On it. 478 00:24:21,033 --> 00:24:22,701 ? Let 'em say we're crazy ? 479 00:24:22,702 --> 00:24:25,078 ? I don't care about that ? 480 00:24:25,079 --> 00:24:27,330 ? Put your hand in my hand ? 481 00:24:27,331 --> 00:24:30,375 ? Baby, don't ever look back ? 482 00:24:30,376 --> 00:24:32,377 ? Let the world around us... ? 483 00:24:32,386 --> 00:24:34,956 Wow, you can butter me up 484 00:24:34,959 --> 00:24:37,135 all you want, I still want 485 00:24:37,138 --> 00:24:39,181 my $2 million. 486 00:24:39,184 --> 00:24:41,551 It was for her. 487 00:24:41,554 --> 00:24:43,054 Eva, 488 00:24:43,055 --> 00:24:45,265 standard lights, music off. 489 00:24:45,266 --> 00:24:47,253 Man, everything about this place 490 00:24:47,256 --> 00:24:48,893 bothers me. 491 00:24:48,894 --> 00:24:50,562 Where's your security thing? 492 00:24:50,563 --> 00:24:53,024 It's in my laptop case. 493 00:24:55,151 --> 00:24:57,778 Here. 494 00:25:00,249 --> 00:25:01,625 You got five minutes. 495 00:25:03,948 --> 00:25:06,283 You try anything, she dies. 496 00:25:06,286 --> 00:25:08,214 Just like your boy Chad. 497 00:25:13,419 --> 00:25:15,379 Let's go, come on. 498 00:25:19,425 --> 00:25:20,784 Aubrey? 499 00:25:20,787 --> 00:25:22,497 Is something wrong? 500 00:25:23,806 --> 00:25:25,667 The money's gone. 501 00:25:27,266 --> 00:25:29,267 I-I swear it was in there yesterday. 502 00:25:29,268 --> 00:25:30,894 Chad must have emptied the account. 503 00:25:30,895 --> 00:25:32,253 Then you're of no use to me. 504 00:25:35,157 --> 00:25:36,397 Eva, 505 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:39,862 search the Web for the best place 506 00:25:39,865 --> 00:25:42,492 to dispose of bodies in Los Angeles. 507 00:25:42,495 --> 00:25:43,824 Oh, God, no! 508 00:25:46,152 --> 00:25:48,654 - No, no... - What do you guys think? 509 00:25:48,657 --> 00:25:50,324 - Oh, God, no! - Huh, Lu? 510 00:25:50,327 --> 00:25:51,792 Bathtub? 511 00:25:51,795 --> 00:25:54,143 Give me ten minutes and I'll have your $2 million. 512 00:26:01,198 --> 00:26:03,096 I don't know. 513 00:26:04,285 --> 00:26:05,802 Lu, what do you think? 514 00:26:05,805 --> 00:26:08,140 I'm a hacker. 515 00:26:09,926 --> 00:26:11,720 I go by Artemis37. 516 00:26:13,312 --> 00:26:14,730 I've broken into the NSA. 517 00:26:15,773 --> 00:26:17,108 China. 518 00:26:18,338 --> 00:26:20,983 Ever heard of a nasty little bug called Cannibal? 519 00:26:20,986 --> 00:26:22,947 That was me. 520 00:26:23,502 --> 00:26:25,503 So wherever Chad hid the money, 521 00:26:25,506 --> 00:26:27,132 I guarantee I can find it. 522 00:26:29,161 --> 00:26:31,385 Hmm. 523 00:26:31,628 --> 00:26:32,716 _ 524 00:26:33,065 --> 00:26:36,995 _ 525 00:26:40,548 --> 00:26:42,133 You got ten minutes. 526 00:26:47,539 --> 00:26:49,458 Riley... 527 00:26:58,583 --> 00:27:00,111 Hey, guys, what's taking so long? 528 00:27:00,114 --> 00:27:01,764 Well, it's just me and Bozer here. 529 00:27:01,767 --> 00:27:03,291 Matty isn't even picking up. 530 00:27:03,294 --> 00:27:05,092 And even though it is a Friday evening, 531 00:27:05,093 --> 00:27:06,757 I find that a bit peculiar, don't you think? 532 00:27:06,759 --> 00:27:07,928 Taylor, focus! 533 00:27:07,929 --> 00:27:10,212 Okay, CCTV from the restaurant 534 00:27:10,215 --> 00:27:12,673 shows Riley and Aubrey being forced into the trunk 535 00:27:12,676 --> 00:27:15,100 of a 1967 Chevrolet Chevelle, 536 00:27:15,103 --> 00:27:17,936 registered to one Donovan James O'Malley, 537 00:27:17,939 --> 00:27:19,815 a notorious enforcer for the Triads. 538 00:27:19,816 --> 00:27:21,619 Yeah, that's the guy who threatened Chad. 539 00:27:21,622 --> 00:27:23,813 What? That's the whitest guy I've ever seen. 540 00:27:23,816 --> 00:27:25,885 Hang on. I thought you said I was the whitest guy you'd ever seen. 541 00:27:25,887 --> 00:27:28,489 What I mean is, why is this guy working for the Chinese Mafia? 542 00:27:28,492 --> 00:27:30,069 Ah, well, the pursuit 543 00:27:30,072 --> 00:27:32,828 of love does make people a little bit insane. 544 00:27:32,829 --> 00:27:35,331 Donovan married his high school sweetheart, Jennifer Kwok. 545 00:27:35,332 --> 00:27:37,333 Daughter of Hong Kong's brutal Triad leader. 546 00:27:37,334 --> 00:27:38,376 Looks like Donovan rose 547 00:27:38,377 --> 00:27:40,586 through the ranks after that, carrying out hits. 548 00:27:40,587 --> 00:27:42,380 If Aubrey is in trouble with the Triads, 549 00:27:42,381 --> 00:27:44,673 we are going to need all the help that we can get. 550 00:27:44,676 --> 00:27:46,175 No argument there. 551 00:27:46,176 --> 00:27:48,886 Apparently Donovan likes fingers. 552 00:27:48,887 --> 00:27:50,764 As in, collecting them as trophies. 553 00:27:55,519 --> 00:27:58,354 You know, my wife used to have that same nail polish. 554 00:27:58,355 --> 00:27:59,897 What is that, Metallic Maven? 555 00:27:59,898 --> 00:28:01,311 Titanium Temptress? 556 00:28:01,314 --> 00:28:02,858 Metallic Maven. 557 00:28:02,861 --> 00:28:04,847 - Huh. - Looks like Chad 558 00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:06,806 opened an offshore account in the Caymans. 559 00:28:06,808 --> 00:28:08,644 These are some of the most secure banks in the world. 560 00:28:08,646 --> 00:28:10,689 It's gonna take a minute. 561 00:28:25,757 --> 00:28:27,189 That's their place. 562 00:28:27,192 --> 00:28:28,689 - I'll do some recon. - No need. 563 00:28:28,692 --> 00:28:30,068 Riley just did it for us. 564 00:28:30,071 --> 00:28:32,219 She hacked their smart TV. 565 00:28:32,222 --> 00:28:33,559 I knew those things were watching us. 566 00:28:33,561 --> 00:28:34,561 It's the Illuminati. 567 00:28:34,564 --> 00:28:35,952 - I told you. - What? No. 568 00:28:35,955 --> 00:28:37,726 Looks like if we go through that window, 569 00:28:37,727 --> 00:28:38,686 they won't see us. 570 00:28:38,687 --> 00:28:40,896 Yeah, but since they're armed, 571 00:28:40,897 --> 00:28:42,970 we shouldn't go in empty-handed. 572 00:28:42,973 --> 00:28:44,733 This might get gross. 573 00:28:44,734 --> 00:28:46,152 If I had a dime for every 574 00:28:46,153 --> 00:28:49,071 date night that ended with that warning. 575 00:28:49,072 --> 00:28:51,627 The key elements to any great distraction 576 00:28:51,630 --> 00:28:54,950 are sound and light... Ping-Pong balls are shaped 577 00:28:54,953 --> 00:28:58,033 by soaking sheets of celluloid in a hot alcohol solution, 578 00:28:58,036 --> 00:29:00,704 which makes the material extremely flammable. 579 00:29:00,707 --> 00:29:03,459 By creating a fuse out of butane and a coffee filter, 580 00:29:03,462 --> 00:29:06,080 you have a recipe for the perfect distraction. 581 00:29:23,615 --> 00:29:28,025 Ticktock, ticktock. 582 00:29:28,028 --> 00:29:30,864 Yeah, I'm working on it. 583 00:29:37,835 --> 00:29:40,795 Look... I'm in. 584 00:29:40,798 --> 00:29:44,152 I just need the account numbers for the transfer. 585 00:29:44,155 --> 00:29:45,573 Okay. 586 00:30:22,698 --> 00:30:23,990 What took you so long? 587 00:30:23,991 --> 00:30:26,492 Desi and I got arrested. 588 00:30:26,493 --> 00:30:27,786 It was a whole thing. 589 00:30:31,790 --> 00:30:33,208 Who are you guys? 590 00:30:35,878 --> 00:30:37,837 - I'm an engineer. - Language specialist. 591 00:30:37,838 --> 00:30:40,111 - Come on. - Riley, 592 00:30:40,114 --> 00:30:41,714 you want to take this? 593 00:30:41,717 --> 00:30:43,469 Yeah. 594 00:30:45,053 --> 00:30:47,595 Aubrey, the thing is, we're actually... 595 00:31:03,363 --> 00:31:04,739 Donovan, 596 00:31:04,740 --> 00:31:07,342 you are one knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, 597 00:31:07,345 --> 00:31:09,633 sorry excuse for a human man. 598 00:31:09,636 --> 00:31:11,679 I'm here for my $2 million. 599 00:31:12,206 --> 00:31:13,873 Wait, I-I was stealing 600 00:31:13,874 --> 00:31:14,858 her money? 601 00:31:14,861 --> 00:31:16,334 Hello, Jennifer. 602 00:31:16,335 --> 00:31:19,129 You going door-to-door for the Antichrist again? 603 00:31:20,088 --> 00:31:21,589 J-Jennifer Kwok? 604 00:31:21,590 --> 00:31:25,384 Unfortunately, the kraken in the high heels is my wife. 605 00:31:25,385 --> 00:31:26,830 Soon-to-be ex-wife. 606 00:31:26,833 --> 00:31:30,431 And heiress to the entire Triad organization. 607 00:31:30,432 --> 00:31:31,682 That's right. 608 00:31:31,683 --> 00:31:34,436 And I want... my... money. 609 00:31:37,545 --> 00:31:39,333 Heard you were laundering millions 610 00:31:39,336 --> 00:31:41,103 through the restaurant so I wouldn't get it 611 00:31:41,104 --> 00:31:42,194 in the divorce settlement. 612 00:31:42,197 --> 00:31:43,983 How'd you find out? 613 00:31:46,155 --> 00:31:47,276 You sold me out? 614 00:31:47,277 --> 00:31:49,779 This is all just a next-level alimony battle. 615 00:31:50,593 --> 00:31:52,487 That one's a hacker. 616 00:31:52,490 --> 00:31:54,117 She can get you the money. 617 00:31:55,832 --> 00:31:57,040 The $2 million 618 00:31:57,043 --> 00:31:59,419 in my account now or I start shooting, 619 00:31:59,422 --> 00:32:01,105 starting with your knees. 620 00:32:01,108 --> 00:32:02,330 Kneecaps? 621 00:32:02,333 --> 00:32:03,834 - Well, that's original. - Are you serious? 622 00:32:03,835 --> 00:32:06,128 Kneecaps? What, you prefer I do what I did 623 00:32:06,129 --> 00:32:07,880 - to those guys in Jamaica? - Oh, the guys in Jamaica. 624 00:32:07,881 --> 00:32:09,208 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - The ones you were meeting down there. 625 00:32:09,210 --> 00:32:10,569 When's backup arriving? 626 00:32:10,572 --> 00:32:12,342 Russ said he's working on it. 627 00:32:12,343 --> 00:32:15,647 Oh, Russ. Let me guess, he's a language specialist, too. 628 00:32:15,650 --> 00:32:18,680 We can try to stall, but I can only say "two more minutes" so many times. 629 00:32:19,601 --> 00:32:20,893 - A hotel room?! - Yes, they do! In Jamaica! 630 00:32:20,894 --> 00:32:22,352 Wait for my signal. 631 00:32:22,353 --> 00:32:24,288 What signal? What? 632 00:32:24,291 --> 00:32:26,403 Hey, guys, I think it's in everybody's best interest 633 00:32:26,405 --> 00:32:27,566 that we remain calm. 634 00:32:27,567 --> 00:32:29,068 I am calm. 635 00:32:29,069 --> 00:32:30,861 It's better for my aim. Pick one, 636 00:32:30,862 --> 00:32:32,015 left or right. 637 00:32:32,018 --> 00:32:33,249 Mac, what are you doing? 638 00:32:33,252 --> 00:32:34,544 I get it. 639 00:32:34,547 --> 00:32:35,906 I do. 640 00:32:35,909 --> 00:32:38,870 Relationships are... hard. 641 00:32:43,278 --> 00:32:46,572 Sometimes, we-we lie to ourselves, 642 00:32:46,575 --> 00:32:49,078 say that everything's okay. 643 00:32:50,340 --> 00:32:53,884 Sometimes the trust that we once had 644 00:32:53,885 --> 00:32:56,346 is gone forever. 645 00:32:57,962 --> 00:32:59,721 And sometimes, 646 00:32:59,724 --> 00:33:02,351 no matter how much you think you want to be with someone, 647 00:33:02,352 --> 00:33:05,771 you can't seem to make it work. 648 00:33:05,772 --> 00:33:07,314 Hey, Dr. Phil. 649 00:33:07,315 --> 00:33:10,394 Sit down or I'll blow off both kneecaps. 650 00:33:10,397 --> 00:33:11,568 How long? 651 00:33:11,569 --> 00:33:14,738 Hmm? Uh, oh, uh... 652 00:33:14,739 --> 00:33:15,865 uh... 653 00:33:17,367 --> 00:33:18,742 Two minutes. 654 00:33:18,743 --> 00:33:20,244 Final warning. 655 00:33:20,245 --> 00:33:21,453 - Sit. - Right. 656 00:33:21,454 --> 00:33:23,580 One last piece of advice: 657 00:33:23,581 --> 00:33:25,249 in any relationship, 658 00:33:25,250 --> 00:33:28,710 in the immortal words of my favorite pump-up jam, 659 00:33:28,711 --> 00:33:31,755 you have to... 660 00:33:31,756 --> 00:33:34,467 get your booty on the floor. 661 00:33:38,311 --> 00:33:39,979 Tonight. Eva, lights out! 662 00:33:39,982 --> 00:33:41,306 ? Get your booty on the floor ? 663 00:33:41,307 --> 00:33:44,309 ? Tonight, make my day ? 664 00:33:44,310 --> 00:33:47,813 ? I don't want a place to stay ? 665 00:33:47,814 --> 00:33:50,274 ? Get your booty on the floor tonight ? 666 00:33:50,275 --> 00:33:54,147 ? Make my day, make my day ? 667 00:33:54,150 --> 00:33:56,321 ? Make my, make my, make, make my day. ? 668 00:34:19,304 --> 00:34:20,429 Eva, 669 00:34:20,430 --> 00:34:21,805 lights on. 670 00:34:23,641 --> 00:34:25,350 Okay, 671 00:34:25,351 --> 00:34:27,976 who the hell are you people? 672 00:34:31,399 --> 00:34:33,442 LAPD! Put your hands up! 673 00:34:33,443 --> 00:34:35,027 Hands where we can see 'em! Hands! 674 00:34:35,028 --> 00:34:36,327 MacGYVER: Listen, 675 00:34:36,330 --> 00:34:38,447 if you can call my boss, he'll explain everything. 676 00:34:38,448 --> 00:34:39,489 Don't worry! 677 00:34:39,490 --> 00:34:41,242 They already have. 678 00:34:43,717 --> 00:34:47,704 I made quite a convincing case for your innocence. 679 00:34:47,707 --> 00:34:50,500 Despite you not inviting me to dinner. 680 00:34:50,501 --> 00:34:52,502 So, 681 00:34:52,503 --> 00:34:54,672 how was date night? 682 00:35:01,679 --> 00:35:03,991 So, you're like, uh... 683 00:35:03,994 --> 00:35:05,910 Simon Pegg 684 00:35:05,913 --> 00:35:07,684 in Mission: Impossible. 685 00:35:07,685 --> 00:35:08,686 Right? 686 00:35:09,687 --> 00:35:11,396 I'm sorry I couldn't tell you. 687 00:35:11,397 --> 00:35:14,775 All those work trips, you were taking down guys like Donovan? 688 00:35:14,776 --> 00:35:16,526 Or worse. 689 00:35:16,527 --> 00:35:20,948 So that's why you come home all kind of, um... 690 00:35:20,949 --> 00:35:23,033 broken. 691 00:35:23,034 --> 00:35:25,787 You really like this life? 692 00:35:28,206 --> 00:35:30,667 You know what? 693 00:35:31,751 --> 00:35:34,544 I love it. 694 00:35:34,545 --> 00:35:36,546 And the secrets and the lies? 695 00:35:36,547 --> 00:35:39,425 A necessary evil. 696 00:35:41,094 --> 00:35:44,012 That part, I hate. 697 00:35:44,013 --> 00:35:46,266 Me, too. 698 00:36:04,497 --> 00:36:07,732 I was thinking about what you said. 699 00:36:07,735 --> 00:36:10,245 No matter how much you want to be with someone, 700 00:36:10,248 --> 00:36:13,417 you just can't seem to make it work. 701 00:36:13,418 --> 00:36:16,044 We've had a lot of chances, haven't we? 702 00:36:16,045 --> 00:36:17,796 Yeah. 703 00:36:17,797 --> 00:36:20,424 Just kind of seems like we're only really good 704 00:36:20,425 --> 00:36:22,926 when things are really bad. 705 00:36:22,927 --> 00:36:24,594 What does that mean? 706 00:36:24,595 --> 00:36:27,306 I don't know. 707 00:36:27,307 --> 00:36:29,641 Maybe... 708 00:36:29,644 --> 00:36:32,786 we're just not normal. 709 00:36:41,944 --> 00:36:45,280 Good night, Mac. 710 00:36:45,283 --> 00:36:47,541 But maybe... 711 00:36:47,544 --> 00:36:49,286 that's our thing. 712 00:36:49,287 --> 00:36:52,748 I mean, who wants to be a normal, boring, 713 00:36:52,749 --> 00:36:54,583 static couple anyways? 714 00:36:54,584 --> 00:36:57,002 Especially when we can just be us. 715 00:36:58,838 --> 00:37:01,757 For what it's worth, 716 00:37:01,758 --> 00:37:05,177 there's no one else I'd rather go on a terrible date with. 717 00:37:05,178 --> 00:37:06,511 Me neither. 718 00:37:45,563 --> 00:37:47,397 Why... 719 00:37:58,197 --> 00:37:59,397 Riles. 720 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,483 Hey. 721 00:38:03,319 --> 00:38:05,510 Aubrey ended it. 722 00:38:09,463 --> 00:38:12,327 Couldn't stay at his place, and I didn't know where else to go. 723 00:38:12,328 --> 00:38:15,205 So... 724 00:38:15,206 --> 00:38:17,749 I'm so sorry. 725 00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:19,876 Well, you're more than welcome to stay here as long 726 00:38:19,877 --> 00:38:21,169 as you want. 727 00:38:22,757 --> 00:38:24,650 Hungry? 728 00:38:26,379 --> 00:38:27,796 You have no idea. 729 00:38:38,814 --> 00:38:42,028 _ 730 00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:44,399 _ 731 00:38:44,402 --> 00:38:47,779 I know that it's impossible, but... 732 00:38:47,780 --> 00:38:49,739 this whole thing has me spinning. 733 00:38:49,740 --> 00:38:51,950 I mean, the state of the world today. 734 00:38:51,951 --> 00:38:54,411 The DXS of it all. And... 735 00:38:54,412 --> 00:38:58,206 I can't explain it, but I just... 736 00:38:58,207 --> 00:39:01,084 I feel like she's out there, 737 00:39:01,085 --> 00:39:02,878 like it's her, 738 00:39:02,879 --> 00:39:05,431 somehow. 739 00:39:05,434 --> 00:39:07,311 And then there's this. 740 00:39:10,261 --> 00:39:13,764 They call themselves Codex. 741 00:39:15,641 --> 00:39:19,728 Matty, uh, I want you to look into something called... 742 00:39:19,729 --> 00:39:22,315 File 47. 743 00:39:23,744 --> 00:39:25,984 File 47? 744 00:39:25,985 --> 00:39:27,487 What is that? 745 00:39:29,113 --> 00:39:31,282 It's the end of the world. 746 00:39:31,285 --> 00:39:36,421 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --