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Previously on "Wrecked"...

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We're pirates, mother[bleep]

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I am the Barracuda,
and this is my island now.

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Oh, God!

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Oh, my God!

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We're taking your beach.

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You can live down there.

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That's, like, the worst
part of the beach!

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This is all my fault.

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You have to get me off this island.

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Oh, my God. There she is! Emma!

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I'll help you!

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I'm sorry!

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Emma!

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Coming to get me, right?!

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Well, water's contaminated.

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Whole river looks like this.

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Something must be spoiling it upstream.

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Huh. Well, I guess that
explains all the dead birds.

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We can still drink it though, right?

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- Oh, of course.
- Oh thank god.

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In the same way that you can
drink a soup, or a gravy.

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But it'll still make
you violently ill...

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Karen, come on!

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- What's wrong with you?
- What?

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I don't know what you
guys are so worried about!

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We've been drinking Earth's tears

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since the dinosaurs cried 'em.

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Hey, Chet, do not drink that...

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We a water.

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Babies. Let's get wet!

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- No, no, no. No, Chet. No.
- Hey, buddy.

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- Oh, God.
- Oh. He's taking it all.

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That's a mistake.

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- Oh, my.
- He took it all.

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- Whoa.
- Ahh!

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See?

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You get vitamins and
minerals from all places.

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Oh, oh! It's in me!

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Get it out! Oh!

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Ooh, oh, get it out! Get it out!

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Cut me open! Oh, I
can't shit fast enough!

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Get it out!

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Get it out!

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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Chet? Maybe it'll help
if I rub your belly...

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[Bleep] you!

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God, I wish there was
something we could do.

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Yeah. It's too bad your
doctor friend's dead.

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Okay, Emma's not dead, so...

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Oh, she's dead.

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Probably at the bottom of the ocean,

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all bloated, crabs eating her hair.

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Damn shame, too, 'cause she was useful.

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Excuse me?

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Oh, I didn't mean anything personal.

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I just meant the wrong friend died.

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How is that not personal?!

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Because it's fact?

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Welp, I'm gonna head up the river

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and see what's making
our water all crappy.

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Man, I'm thirsty.

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You guys been collecting your pee?

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No.

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Have you been collecting your pee?

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No.

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Mm.

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Heads up. Pirates.

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Hey, where's the cockpit?

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Barracuda wants us to
strip it for parts.

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It's back that way.
But it's... pretty gnarly.

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There's a guy...
smooshed to death underneath it.

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- Whoa.
- Yeah. Liam.

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We tried to pull him out,

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but all we could find
was his arm, and a...

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a butt cheek.

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Dammmn. Y'all seen some messed
up shit on this island, huh?

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Hey, what's going on out there?

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You know, like... in the real world?

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I don't know where to start on this.

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- I mean...
- Well, of course, there's Syria.

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Oh yeah... UN cease fire unrivaled,

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so you can imagine what that means.

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And the Paris Accords,
they could fall apart at any moment.

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- Don't even get me started on Ukraine.
- Mm-hmm.

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I mean, the political climate.

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Totally! With Ukraine.

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But you know what I just
thought of just now?

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What is happening on "Game of Thrones"?

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- Oh.
- Right.

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- That's actually fun.
- Right.

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My favorite show. What's happening?

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Hold on. Hold on.

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What was the last thing you guys saw?

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Jon Snow died.

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Okay, I can't, not now.

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- What?
- Not now.

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- You don't even know!
- Ohhh shit!

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- You don't even know!
- Come on!

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Oh, my God!

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You guys missed a full season!

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You missed a whole season!
It's outta control!

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- Where do I even start?
- Twist, twist, twist.

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- So many twists.
- Yeah.

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Yes!

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# Howwwdy angel #

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# Where did you hiiide your wings #

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You!

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Oh! The Barracuda!

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Sorry! I was just singing a little bit.

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I'll stop it.

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Your song. I've heard it before.

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- Oh. Okay!
- Sing it for me.

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Oh I don't know. I'm
not much of a singer.

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# Your love shines
overrrr my horizon #

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# She's a... #

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# Slice of heaven #

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Wow, you know it.

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- Yeah.
- It's a Kiwi classic.

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You're not from New Zealand, are you?

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No, um, my lover, he...

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Oh! Um, I-I have to go.

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Don't worry about it!
Don't ask! It's pirate stuff!

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Pirate stuff, yeah.
I've gotta do Steve stuff, so...

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Karen! I'm coming with you!

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No, never asked you to come.

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Oh, that's funny, 'cause I asked myself.

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And you know what I said?
I said, "Smart move, sugar tits."

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'Cause when shit pops off upstream,

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"you're gonna need someone like me."

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You call yourself "sugar tits?"

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Yep. I do.

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Karen, I'm gonna help you.
Whether you like it or not.

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Let's go!

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River's the other way.

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It's called dynamic stretching.

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Try to keep up, grandma.

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Mm. The vegetation is getting

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- thinner...
- Thinner.

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It's so funny you said that

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'cause I said it at the exact same time.

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We're on the same page.
That's pretty cool.

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I don't know what you're
trying to prove out here,

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but it makes me want to shove
this spear down my throat

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and pull it out my ass.

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All I'm doing, Care Bear,
is being hella useful.

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- Oh.
- Like check this out!

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- Oh.
- I just found us lunch!

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- Hmm.
- Hmm.

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Oh. You... really think those
boys are safe to eat?

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Mhmmm.

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You don't think you're
gonna break out in hives

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and shit your pants?

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Nhmmm.

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Why don't you swallow?

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Mmm.

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It's so good.

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It was the best berries I've ever had.

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- Oh?
- Now I need to cough.

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Oh, now you need to cough?

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Well, that was more of a sneeze.

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But, you know, you're right.

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Goumi berries are delicious.

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Sorry if I don't every frickin'
weed and berry!

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What, did you grow up on a farm?

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Oh! Good God!

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Boar guts.

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Mother of god.

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Do you know what this means?

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We're in the kill zone
of a black caiman.

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A Black Gay Man?

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Do you... Do you really think
that's what I just said?

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I don't know!

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It's what it sounded
like you said, so...

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You... You think this is the
kill zone of a Black Gay Man?

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Well anything sounds stupid
when you say it like that! God.

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It's a Black Caiman.

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It's the world's deadliest alligator.

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- Oh.
- Yeah.

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- Shoot.
- Yeah, shoot.

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Big stuff here, toots.

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What are we gonna do
about this black c-caiman?

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Well, it's built its nest here.

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So if we want fresh water...

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I'm gonna have to...

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Kill it.

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I think you mean...
we're gonna have to kill it.

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Okay, wow. Wow!

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Well, that spear's stuck,
so we're down a spear.

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My God, you witch!

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Y'all ready to catch up

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on "Game of Thrones", huh?

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- Hell yeah!
- Come on!

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All right, season starts
on a dead Jon Snow,

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but somehow his hair looks ah-mazing...

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Wait!

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Don't spoil it.

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What the hell are you doing?!

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I don't want to just "hear" it.

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I want to watch it myself!

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Of course, my bad. I'm an idiot.

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Let me just fire up HBO Go on my iPad

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oh wait it's a coconut!

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I mean when we get home!

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Listen... my family abandoned me.

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I have nothing waiting for me at home.

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Nothing, except the dream of my couch,

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a big ol' honkin' pizza...

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and an entire season

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of the greatest fantasy
show of all time.

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Now, who's with me?!

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Yeah!

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He's right!

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What's the point in hearing about
"Game of Thrones"

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when we can't see the titties?!

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What are they gonna do,
"describe" the titties?

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Yeah, we were gonna do that.

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I mean, that's basically
what he does in the books.

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Yeah, you would read a book.

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- You pervert!
- Guys, the books are way better.

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Have you ever heard of world building?

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- What a nerd.
- Nerd!

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Let's just wait till we get home!

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Here's a spoiler...
We're not gonna make it home!

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We're probably gonna die slow,
painful deaths here!

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- I would say it's likely.
- For sure.

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So how about we all take a little trip

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down to Westeros?!

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- Yeah.
- Interesting point.

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This is so stupid!

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What we should be talking about...

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is HBO's premier show, "Ballers"!

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- Oh, my God.
- What!

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- Terrible.
- Really? Is this real?

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You're trying to tell me that you bozos

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don't want to see The Rock as
a jacked-up financial advisor?

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- Nobody does.
- No.

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Jess loves it. Tell 'em, babe!

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It's good. It's good, yeah.

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Exactly. Unlike "Thrones", which sucks.

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We bailed on that show
after they showed dong.

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Wow. That's unbelievable.

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- What are you talking about?
- They show a lot of nudity.

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Nudity represents vulnerability.

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What's the show about?

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Okay!

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There's only one way to settle this.

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And I think we all know what that is.

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- We vote!
- Trial by combat!

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- What?
- What?

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- Trial by combat?! Really?
- Jesus!

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No, we vote. We vote.

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Yeah, w-we... That's okay, too.

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- Okay.
- Okay.

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Oh, yeah!

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You want that? Aah!

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Oh, you're welcome.

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Wicked world. You're all dead.

259
00:10:23,383 --> 00:10:25,116
Ah, Jesus!

260
00:10:25,229 --> 00:10:27,262
Would you stop playing with my spear?!

261
00:10:27,287 --> 00:10:29,520
Look, it's about to get sav out here.

262
00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:31,464
So why don't you just go on back?

263
00:10:31,489 --> 00:10:34,454
Guess what, bitch. I'm
not going anywhere.

264
00:10:34,563 --> 00:10:36,597
Oh.

265
00:10:36,622 --> 00:10:38,422
I get it.

266
00:10:38,663 --> 00:10:41,016
This is about your dead friend.

267
00:10:41,305 --> 00:10:42,519
Emma's not dead.

268
00:10:42,544 --> 00:10:44,077
Oh, yeah she is.

269
00:10:44,112 --> 00:10:46,251
And you feel like it should
have been you instead.

270
00:10:46,276 --> 00:10:47,809
Basic psychology.

271
00:10:47,955 --> 00:10:50,345
You know what? You're right.

272
00:10:50,370 --> 00:10:53,813
Emma was my rock. Is my rock.

273
00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:56,284
Just because everyone thinks she's the
"useful one"

274
00:10:56,309 --> 00:10:58,409
and I'm the "other one"...
It doesn't mean I think that!

275
00:10:58,434 --> 00:11:00,961
All right?! God!

276
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,006
All right, you know what?

277
00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:10,075
Maybe you can help after all.

278
00:11:10,110 --> 00:11:11,944
- Really?
- Yes.

279
00:11:11,979 --> 00:11:13,545
Dope. Okay.

280
00:11:13,581 --> 00:11:15,976
First things first...
We gotta mask your scent

281
00:11:16,001 --> 00:11:18,502
so you can get close enough
to the caiman to strike.

282
00:11:18,527 --> 00:11:19,970
So cover yourself in that blood.

283
00:11:22,586 --> 00:11:24,986
Ah! Lunch!

284
00:11:25,388 --> 00:11:27,689
It's all Steve's!

285
00:11:30,556 --> 00:11:32,188
Oh. Hello!

286
00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:34,234
The Barracuda wants to see you.

287
00:11:34,259 --> 00:11:36,321
But I didn't... I didn't do anything.

288
00:11:36,527 --> 00:11:38,394
Hey! Hey, no!

289
00:11:38,419 --> 00:11:41,110
My fish, it's gonna get burned!

290
00:11:41,339 --> 00:11:43,305
It's been cooking for hours!

291
00:11:43,330 --> 00:11:44,830
Oh!

292
00:11:54,812 --> 00:11:57,312
I feel so badass right now.

293
00:11:57,337 --> 00:12:00,504
Great. Now step in the attack zone,
like I showed you...

294
00:12:00,540 --> 00:12:02,615
Attack zooone!

295
00:12:02,869 --> 00:12:05,825
Where this caiman at? I'ma kill you!

296
00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:08,551
Shhhh. Quiet.

297
00:12:08,576 --> 00:12:11,961
And the hunt begins.

298
00:12:11,986 --> 00:12:13,446
The hunt.

299
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:14,937
Good.

300
00:12:15,010 --> 00:12:16,309
Quiet.

301
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,974
Should I have a spear, or...?

302
00:12:22,999 --> 00:12:23,970
No.

303
00:12:23,995 --> 00:12:26,321
Stupid question. Yeah, stupid.

304
00:12:29,176 --> 00:12:32,146
It's just that, if I don't have a spear,

305
00:12:32,170 --> 00:12:33,603
how do I kill the caiman?

306
00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:34,739
You don't.

307
00:12:34,774 --> 00:12:36,807
Oh, right, right, right. I don't.

308
00:12:40,179 --> 00:12:42,720
Then how does it die?

309
00:12:43,616 --> 00:12:48,853
When the caiman smells you,
it will silently approach.

310
00:12:48,888 --> 00:12:52,556
And then I will stab
this spear in its skull,

311
00:12:52,592 --> 00:12:55,609
hopefully before it tears you in half...

312
00:12:56,229 --> 00:12:58,429
Oh my God!

313
00:12:58,464 --> 00:13:00,231
Are you using me as bait?!

314
00:13:00,266 --> 00:13:02,533
I thought we were doing this together!

315
00:13:02,568 --> 00:13:03,910
We are.

316
00:13:03,935 --> 00:13:07,448
Some of us are hunters,
and some of us are weak, sickly bait...

317
00:13:08,608 --> 00:13:10,579
Then forget this.

318
00:13:10,604 --> 00:13:14,977
I hope that stupid caiman
eats your stupid face!

319
00:13:15,204 --> 00:13:16,962
What are you talking about?

320
00:13:17,267 --> 00:13:19,993
Caimans are extremely intelligent!

321
00:13:29,295 --> 00:13:31,091
When I heard you singing today,

322
00:13:31,116 --> 00:13:33,082
it brought back a lot of memories...

323
00:13:33,118 --> 00:13:34,951
Oh. Cool!

324
00:13:34,986 --> 00:13:36,240
Of my dead lover.

325
00:13:36,265 --> 00:13:38,499
Oh. I'm sorry.

326
00:13:38,608 --> 00:13:40,764
- He was from New Zealand.
- Mm.

327
00:13:40,789 --> 00:13:42,197
Like you.

328
00:13:42,348 --> 00:13:44,933
A few years ago,
my men and I raided a cruise ship,

329
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:47,425
and he worked there, as an emcee.

330
00:13:47,450 --> 00:13:50,051
I'll never forget the
first time I saw him,

331
00:13:50,076 --> 00:13:53,778
jumping off the stage,
screaming in terror,

332
00:13:53,803 --> 00:13:56,437
begging us not to shoot him in the face.

333
00:13:56,580 --> 00:13:57,913
Huh.

334
00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:01,140
Something about his voice soothed me.

335
00:14:01,165 --> 00:14:03,866
He used to sing that
song to me every night,

336
00:14:03,891 --> 00:14:06,221
right before we fell asleep...

337
00:14:06,803 --> 00:14:09,490
right after we'd made love for hours.

338
00:14:13,431 --> 00:14:15,365
That's off, actually.

339
00:14:15,390 --> 00:14:17,342
- Mm.
- Yeah, I'm finished.

340
00:14:17,367 --> 00:14:18,867
You remind me of him, Steve.

341
00:14:20,811 --> 00:14:22,310
Okay.

342
00:14:24,526 --> 00:14:26,392
Oh. There goes the hat.

343
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:30,061
My sweet... Luther.

344
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:31,485
Shit.

345
00:14:31,525 --> 00:14:33,897
Oh!

346
00:14:42,904 --> 00:14:44,871
We tallied the votes.

347
00:14:46,006 --> 00:14:47,706
- It's a tie.
- What?

348
00:14:47,741 --> 00:14:50,348
Fourteen votes a piece.
Two for "Ballers".

349
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,560
Can't spoil without a majority.

350
00:14:52,585 --> 00:14:54,720
It's pirate's code.

351
00:14:54,745 --> 00:14:56,011
Sorry, bro.

352
00:14:56,046 --> 00:14:57,445
Nice.

353
00:14:59,116 --> 00:15:00,842
No!!!

354
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:04,076
Spoil it! Tell us what happens!

355
00:15:04,721 --> 00:15:06,005
Jess... What are you doing?!

356
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,197
Todd, I lied to you, okay?

357
00:15:08,232 --> 00:15:11,428
I kept watching "Game of Thrones"...
without you.

358
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,120
What?

359
00:15:14,595 --> 00:15:16,428
How long has this been going on?

360
00:15:16,534 --> 00:15:19,365
A season. Maybe a season and a half.

361
00:15:19,390 --> 00:15:21,521
Was it a season or a season and a half?!

362
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:23,512
It was a season and a half, okay?!

363
00:15:23,537 --> 00:15:24,847
I'm sorry.

364
00:15:24,872 --> 00:15:26,646
Oh, shit.

365
00:15:26,671 --> 00:15:28,272
But... how?

366
00:15:28,297 --> 00:15:29,996
I mean, when would you have even...

367
00:15:32,013 --> 00:15:33,808
Oh, my god.

368
00:15:34,690 --> 00:15:36,656
Sunday night Pilates.

369
00:15:36,681 --> 00:15:38,508
There was no Pilates.

370
00:15:38,851 --> 00:15:40,817
I would never do that to you.

371
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:42,199
What?

372
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,977
I don't like "Ballers", Todd.

373
00:15:45,002 --> 00:15:47,197
I don't know if I ever did.

374
00:15:49,797 --> 00:15:51,284
Spoil it.

375
00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:54,465
No, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, no!

376
00:15:54,490 --> 00:15:58,333
Exterior. Night. The Wall.

377
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:01,419
A howl pierces through the darkness...

378
00:16:02,669 --> 00:16:05,508
It's Ghost, Jon's direwolf.

379
00:16:05,713 --> 00:16:08,509
What the hell? Is this
even the same river?

380
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:11,804
How the hell did I get lost?

381
00:16:18,636 --> 00:16:20,269
Florence!

382
00:16:21,972 --> 00:16:24,651
Flooooreeeence!

383
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:26,793
Emma?!

384
00:16:26,818 --> 00:16:28,863
Down here!

385
00:16:29,384 --> 00:16:32,574
It's me! Your best friend Emma!

386
00:16:34,185 --> 00:16:36,239
Why are you a... rock?!

387
00:16:36,817 --> 00:16:38,623
Because I'm your rock.

388
00:16:39,263 --> 00:16:40,747
'Cause that's what you said earlier.

389
00:16:40,772 --> 00:16:43,191
That I was "your rock."

390
00:16:43,949 --> 00:16:47,050
Look, I don't know,
man. We're in your head.

391
00:16:50,364 --> 00:16:53,691
I'm so sorry I let you die.

392
00:16:53,716 --> 00:16:54,739
Let me die?

393
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,598
You risked your life
trying to save me...

394
00:16:56,623 --> 00:16:57,889
But I failed!

395
00:16:57,914 --> 00:17:02,550
And now you're dead, and a stupid rock.

396
00:17:02,947 --> 00:17:05,841
Karen's right. I'm useless.

397
00:17:06,277 --> 00:17:10,458
Hey. You were the most
devoted friend I ever had.

398
00:17:10,521 --> 00:17:13,033
You think that loyalty was useless?

399
00:17:13,058 --> 00:17:15,778
Florence, these people need you.

400
00:17:15,803 --> 00:17:17,936
Even if they don't always act like it.

401
00:17:24,123 --> 00:17:26,056
Thanks, Em.

402
00:17:26,303 --> 00:17:30,072
So... do you wanna, like,
throw me in the river or some shit?

403
00:17:30,107 --> 00:17:31,718
Like a goodbye...

404
00:17:31,766 --> 00:17:33,366
Yeah.

405
00:17:35,870 --> 00:17:37,907
Bye, Em.

406
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,943
Oh, my God!

407
00:17:50,961 --> 00:17:52,160
Oh, my God.

408
00:19:18,106 --> 00:19:21,870
And with that, Daenerys
finally sets sail...

409
00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:23,729
to Westeros.

410
00:19:23,754 --> 00:19:24,934
End of season.

411
00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:26,114
Oh, my god!

412
00:19:26,139 --> 00:19:27,770
- Wow.
- Come on.

413
00:19:28,791 --> 00:19:33,227
Gentlemen, that was... incredible!

414
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,383
Do you watch "Suits"?

415
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,217
What?

416
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:38,861
Nobody watches "Suits", man. Damn!

417
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:41,720
Fair enough. Th-Thanks!

418
00:19:41,974 --> 00:19:43,683
Jess... I was wrong.

419
00:19:43,708 --> 00:19:46,466
Maybe if I hadn't made us stop watching,

420
00:19:46,491 --> 00:19:48,238
you wouldn't have been tempted to...

421
00:19:48,263 --> 00:19:50,230
Shhhhh.

422
00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:51,855
We'll start again.

423
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,484
Hell yeah.

424
00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:01,816
Khaleesi!

425
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,637
They have water!

426
00:20:26,879 --> 00:20:30,280
Well that was pleasurable...

427
00:20:30,305 --> 00:20:31,814
Here's what's going to happen.

428
00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:34,984
You'll come by my tent every night,
after dark,

429
00:20:35,009 --> 00:20:36,808
and sing me that song.

430
00:20:36,833 --> 00:20:38,866
What's in it for me?

431
00:20:38,891 --> 00:20:41,993
I'm kidding! Obviously, sex, isn't it?

432
00:20:42,018 --> 00:20:43,718
With you.

433
00:20:43,985 --> 00:20:45,818
We're finished here.

434
00:20:45,843 --> 00:20:47,909
O-kay. Just get my pants.

435
00:20:47,934 --> 00:20:50,529
Oh, and, um, Steve?

436
00:20:51,694 --> 00:20:55,087
You tell anyone about
this... I'll kill you.

437
00:20:56,776 --> 00:20:58,799
Not the first time I've heard that,
actually.

438
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:01,225
Back home,
they used to call me "The Silent Lover."

439
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:03,218
- Leave.
- Yep.

440
00:21:03,257 --> 00:21:05,257
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