If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter...
why does he keep slapping her rear?
THEN
I learned that from the pizza man.
- So, where is it? - Where's what?
The pizza.
Alright. I'm done.
- Hello. - Jack?
Billie kept him hidden in the Empty
until Chuck went off world.
- It's time. - Jack still doesn't have a soul.
If I do exactly what she says,
if I follow her plan, I'll get stronger
and I'll be able to kill God.
They're all dying. Each and every world.
It's Chuck.
Mm-hmm. He's been a busy boy.
Wiping the slate clean... for the end.
This is your destiny.
You are the messengers of God's destruction.
NOW
Any sign of him?
No, nothing yet.
Chuck's probably trashing a few dozen universes
outside of CNN's range.
Bro. We did it.
- Dean? - Sam?
- Dean?
- What the Hell? - What the Heck?
Aw, nuts.
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So, this rift is open in the middle of the armory,
and the... and these two guys climb out of a car,
and they look just like us...
Except not, and don't even get me started about the car.
Okay, I am not understanding.
Yeah, well, welcome to the club.
It's like they were us, but I guess from another world?
- But how did they get here? - They were running.
Because God was destroying their reality.
He's almost done wrapping up those other worlds.
- And when he is... - It's our turn?
Looks like.
So we need to be prepared.
I have the next step.
For Jack.
I'm ready.
Feeling, um, good about it.
The first quest was meant to strengthen Jack's body.
Step two is more spiritual in nature.
Can you be more specific?
Jack needs to find the Occultum.
The Occultum?
Occultum, that's, uh, Latin for "hidden".
Where do we find it?
I don't know, it's hidden.
Missing for centuries.
Sacred, potent.
Is it a weapon? Uh, how does it work?
Not a weapon per se.
But it's powerful.
Okay. Thanks. Big help.
So, are you ready?
Truly?
I am.
Good to hear.
Because we need to be ready and vigilant...
and not stupid.
God... if he catches on to what we're doing,
everything comes crashing down.
The Occultum...
there's barely even a mention of this thing.
And nothing on where to find it.
Mm-hmm.
And what's this thing supposed to even do?
It's "spiritual"? What does that even mean?
Dean?
Dean.
- Hmm? - What are you doing?
I'm just thinking.
I mean, this whole thing is crazy, right?
I mean, uh, Death is our Obi-Wan,
and you and me, we're the...
the "messengers of God's destruction ..."
whatever the Hell that means...
and Jack is supposed to kill God.
But if he does...
that still leaves you know who.
Amara.
So I'm thinking maybe he kills her, too.
Seriously.
'Cause listen, if we just take Chuck off the board,
that still leaves her, okay?
That throws things out of balance,
and if things are out of balance,
then the world pretty much...
- Yeah, ends. - Right.
But if Jack kills her...
Kind of a family plan.
Then there's no God, there's no Darkness.
Nothing out of balance.
World saved.
Okay, yeah, but then who takes over?
Uh, Jack?
I just learned how to do that.
Probably not.
Jack, listen, uh, about Billie's plan, uh,
she hasn't been real specific on the details.
Yeah, when you... when you go up against Chuck,
uh, you're gonna what, bob and weave?
Or do you go straight in for the full smite?
Yeah, you know, um, something like that.
Okay, yeah.
Fine. I owe you.
Well, I have information on the Occultum
from the shaman Sergei.
Him? Are we that desperate?
I think so.
So, what did he say?
The Occultum is divine in its origin.
It was housed for hundreds of years
in an ancient temple before it was...
Plundered by pirates.
No.
It was dug up by tomb raiders.
- No. - It was seized
by the King of the Dead and his warlords. Am I close?
Looted by invading Mongol hordes for trade on the...
Black market. Yeah, that's what...
I was gonna say that next. That was the next one.
Yeah.
So, uh, where is it now?
Until a few years ago,
it was owned by the Jacobson family,
until Hyram Jacobson's son fell gravely ill.
And he was told nothing could be done.
And in desperation, he turned to a faith healer.
She saved the child,
but she would only accept the Occultum in payment.
Do we have a name?
No, just a description.
She was attractive.
And she healed the child by laying on hands.
Which glowed.
_
Sam and Dean.
You just keep turning up.
My two bad pennies.
Looks like, uh, business is still good.
Well, the healthcare system sucks,
so I pick up the slack.
Making house calls?
Sorry?
Oh, maybe Hyram Jacobson recommended you
to a few of his rich friends.
I mean, one gazillionaire
trumps a hundred sad sacks in a Kiwanis hall, am I right?
Well, I really can't talk about that.
Patient confidentiality.
Right. Of course. Sure. In that case,
uh, why don't you tell us about the Occultum?
What about it?
We need it.
- Why? - To kill God.
Hmm.
Turns out that Hail Mary that you and Cass tried,
it worked.
God's back, he's pissed,
and he's gonna murder the world.
Unless we stop him.
So you want me to be on your side...
against God.
I mean, we are better-looking.
No.
I'm not going to make God my enemy,
because he's God.
Well...
you don't have a choice.
- You wouldn't. - Try us.
- I don't have it. - Then who does?
An old friend of yours... Ruby.
Wait a second. Why would you give it to her?
It's a long story.
- I was on the road near Topeka... - _
Long days of providing relief
to the weak and weary.
Alone, yet warmed by the comfort I provided.
When she found me.
Hey.
Anything you want to tell me, Jo?
Nice vessel.
Suits you better than the blonde.
Wait a minute. You were friends?
Oh, God, no.
I mean, sometimes we'd pool our talents,
run a job together
if the opportunity presented itself.
You've been holding out on me.
Ruby, I respect our arrangement.
Do I butt in when some sap wants his soul back
and you agree to return it for a tidy fee?
And I'm good with your little bleeding-heart sideshow,
but I'm talking way bigger than you usual take.
The Occultum. You've got it.
And I can get you a buyer...
for a taste.
And why would I agree to that?
Money.
Do you have any idea how much that thing's worth?
Millions.
Now, tell me that doesn't appeal
to your label-whore heart.
And then?
I gave it to her.
She said she had hid it,
until she contacted the buyer.
Which she never did because, well, you...
Aah!
- Okay, so where is it now? - Stashed.
By her.
In Hell.
Hey, Jack.
Cass, you know what's good about being dead?
Uh, as I recall, very little.
Well, when you come back, you...
you really get into all that life is.
Hot, cold, sweet, spicy, funny, scary.
And are you?
"Into it"?
I want to be.
But I don't...
feel things the way I used to.
Before I lost my...
Your soul.
I used to feel things.
In my bones.
It was glorious, and sometimes unbearable.
But I felt them.
Now, I understand joy or sadness, but...
I know those things aren't in me.
I understand why Sam and Dean were angered
by what happened to Mary...
By what you did to Mary.
Yes.
I see that I've caused them pain.
And it's clear that things have changed.
Especially with... with Dean.
Will he ever forgive me?
You know, Dean,
he... he feels things more acutely
than any human I've ever known.
So it's possible he could work through this.
One day, he may explode and let it all out
and breathe deeply and move on.
How long will that take?
I don't know.
You sure you can swing this again?
Well, we have Rowena's notes for the spell so...
Okay, "Samwitch".
Let's do this.
Cass, hey, good news.
We sorta know where the Occultum is. Sorta.
What? What's wrong?
Come with me.
Cass, what are we doing?
Whoa.
What the Hell?
They can't see us or hear us.
What happened? Where are they?
I don't know. I... I think,
if Chuck tried to destroy them
as their world's rift was closing,
it's theoretically possible
that the blast could've trapped them between dimensions.
I mean, they're...
they're here and yet not.
Are they in pain?
I don't think so.
Good.
Wait. Well, hold up, Dean. You... Will...
We'll handle it, okay?
We'll deal with them, but right now,
you and me, we got to go to Hell.
Whoa. You do?
Jo said that's where Ruby stashed the Occultum.
Ruby?
The demon you were sexually intimate with?
- "Sexually intimate"? - Yes.
And you trust Jo now?
Well, Jo did help you out.
Yes, but Hell is a big place.
You could be searching forever.
We need more information, Dean.
From who?
What about Ruby?
Ruby's dead, Cass.
We have to work with what we have.
So we'll go to Hell, you stay topside
and keep that spell alive so we get back, alright?
Alright, next time we fly Air Abracadabra,
we're upgrading to first class.
I can't take the jet lag.
Where do we start?
Hey.
- Hi. - You shouldn't be here.
Yeah... we know.
We're, uh... We're looking for your boss, Rowena.
She's hosting a reception.
For newly condemned souls.
Because that's a thing we do now.
Oh. Alright.
But you could take us to her, right?
- Yeah. - Good.
So? They made it?
Sam and Dean are in Hell?
Yeah.
But?
But there are just so many holes in Jo's story.
Who was Ruby gonna sell the Occultum to?
Why didn't Jo try to get it back?
- So you think she's lying. - I think we need to ask Ruby.
Who's dead.
Yeah. In the Empty.
I need your assistance.
Uh, sure.
Anything.
I need you to kill me.
Almost.
Can someone be almost dead?
Well, in theory...
Aha.
... if I'm brought to death's brink,
I should be able to put one foot in the afterlife
and contact Ruby.
Cass, the Empty doesn't exactly like you, remember?
Yeah, I do.
But our deal...
I'm far from happy, so I should be fine.
I need you draw out most of my life force,
store it in here, and then keep a close watch.
- If it seems like I'm... - Really dying, not almost dying?
Then bring me back.
Cass, I-I may not have a soul,
but, uh, I know killing you is wrong.
What if I screw up?
Well, then I'll be lost forever.
But I think you'll do fine.
Oh, um, you need to feed the spell bowl
to keep the rift open for Sam and Dean,
or they'l be lost forever.
Let's do it.
Are you sure?
Not at all.
Give me one hour.
Then bring me back.
This way, guys.
Is it just me,
or is this feeling like...
A trap.
Hyah!
Aah!
Why you trying to kill us?
Because she told us to.
- Who? Rowena? - Jo.
She said if we helped her,
she'd bust us out of Hell.
And why'd she want us dead?
Ask her yourself.
Aah!
That bitch set us up.
Sister Jo.
You're still here.
Maybe you can help...
No Sister Jo here.
Heard she retired. Florida.
But here's some free advice... don't make friends.
They always ask too much of you.
Ruby?
Can you hear me?
Ruby.
Ruby!
Ruby, can you hear me?
Hello, Clarence.
Meg.
Oh, not so much.
- You're the Empty. - You always were quick.
Apparently, you want to see Ruby,
so I went with a demon theme.
Where can I find her?
What does this look like, a singles bar?
This is not a social call.
I am here fulfilling a request
ordered by Death herself.
And I understand that you and she are working together.
Oh, yeah, we're besties.
But that doesn't mean I'm gonna help little ol' you.
Oh, yes, it does.
Ugh.
You're no fun.
Go get her, Pizza Man.
Ruby.
Where am I?
You're dead.
I remember.
Are you dead?
Almost.
Oh. Lucky you.
Ruby, I woke you up
because I'm looking for an object known as the Occultum,
and the angel Jo said you hid it somewhere in Hell.
Oh, did she? Wow, that is so like her.
Don't you think it's a little obvious
for a demon to be hiding something in Hell?
I don't know.
Sam and Dean, they're searching there now.
Oh, Sam.
How is the big lug?
I liked him.
We had a good thing until he killed me.
Listen, I don't have a lot of time.
Could we possibly just...
W-When you went to Jo about the Occultum...
When I went to see her?
She called me.
Is this a trap?
'Cause I will mess you up.
Wow. That's how much you trust me.
Girlfriend...
I'm not your girlfriend. What do you want?
Here's the deal.
Lucifer and Michael are circling each other;
there's gonna be a showdown.
And I know you think you're in solid with Lucifer,
but we both know if those two go at it,
it's Apocalypse time,
and nothing will be left standing.
Maybe.
And maybe things go your way.
But maybe they go Heaven's,
and if they do, everyone will need a Plan B.
Look, you and I work well together when we have to.
You are a powerful demon,
and I am a good businesswoman.
When the smoke clears, there'll be a new world order.
We can make that work for us.
You said we'd all be dead.
We don't have to be.
Not if we ride it out in the safest place that exists.
I'm not following.
The Occultum.
The Occultum is a place?
A place... a thing...
Whatever you want to call it, it's powerful.
Jo and I cut a deal, and I stashed it.
I can tell you the location.
And it's not in Hell.
Does Jo know where it is? Because she might try to...
No. That girl really can't be trusted,
but you can trust me if...
If what?
I'll help you on one condition.
That you get me the Hell out of here.
What?
- Guys. You're back. - Jack? What the Hell?
Why do they call this place the Empty?
This place is full.
It's full of sorrow and despair
playing over and over again,
of angels and demons dreaming about their regrets.
Forever.
Yeah, I know.
He's dead. Kind of.
- For now. - What?
You're clearly connected, Castiel.
Just try.
Okay, I'll try.
The Occultum, it's...
Cass went to the Empty. Hopefully.
To find Ruby, hopefully,
to find out where this Occultum thing is located.
Hopefully.
- That's way too many "hopefully's". - Bring him back now!
Yo, Clarence.
You got what you wanted.
Now what? You think you're gonna just flit on home?
Yes, because we have a deal.
I know we have a deal, Feathers.
You're not dead, yet.
But for the time you're here,
I can make you wish you were.
You can't hurt me.
Jack said we're on the same side. Against Chuck.
I'm on Death's side.
Come on, wake up, pal.
When her plan works,
I finally get to go back to sleep.
That's what she promised?
She can do that?
Come on, Cass. Come on.
Funny thing about her plan, though...
she didn't say anything about needing you.
Baby, you can't just traipse in and out of here.
It upsets the order of things.
Cass!
Chardonnay, Clarence?
Oh, you're probably not in the mood.
Aah!
See you soon.
Oh.
You made it back.
Yeah. And so did you.
You're an idiot, by the way.
What if this hadn't worked?
But it did.
The Occultum was never in Hell.
Yeah, we get that.
The Occultum is apparently
the safest place in the world.
Jo was never gonna give that up.
It's a "place"?
So you saw Ruby.
And I got the location.
Am I still an idiot?
- Well, yeah. - Let's go, then.
Wait.
What if Chuck checks in on us and sees what we're doing.
Isn't it pretty much over?
Yeah, it would be.
Uh...
I have a dumb idea.
If Chuck comes back and checks in on us,
he's gonna look for us here in the bunker.
We don't know that.
Well, we don't not know that.
So Chuck would need to see us
here in the bunker.
Wait. So you want them to be you?
Well, it's not that hard. Me and Sam do it every day.
So I'm thinking we open up a rift with a spell,
kind of like we did with Apocalypse World.
But we don't need archangel juice
'cause we're just trying to get them out
of this in-between.
I'm thinking Cass's grace would be enough.
Or it'll blast them away to another world.
Maybe.
But it's better than leaving them here.
Koth.
Munto.
Nuntox.
So, uh, back home, you're... you're Hunters?
We were Hunters.
The family business.
But our world's probably gone.
We made it out just before the explosion.
That's God.
- God? - Yeah.
You're gonna need another beer.
We actually don't drink much of this stuff.
Dad won't keep it in the house.
He only likes his "private-label Scotch".
He spoils us.
Wait, your dad is... still around?
And he "spoils" you?
Well, he did.
We don't know where he is now.
Uh, we all went through the rift together,
but, uh, guess we got separated.
- Mm. - To Dad.
Best guy ever.
So, this is where you live.
Yeah, yeah.
And this is where your Hunting operation is based?
Uh, I mean,
it's not really much of an operation.
No, no, no. No, no, we... we... we do just fine. We, uh...
We hunt monsters all over the country.
It's exhausting, isn't it?
Mm.
But we... we do it worldwide.
We have to keep two sets of pilots on standby.
You guys have your own plane?
You don't?
Oh, dear. How do you manage?
How do you afford it?
We get paid.
For Hunting monsters.
You what?
Yes. HunterCorp does very well.
HunterCorp?
Yeah. Well, got to hand it to the old man, huh?
Pretty much built up an entire empire from scratch.
To Dad.
Smartest guy ever.
Hmm. Alright.
Uh, well, look, fellas,
thanks again for the, uh... for the rescue.
Oh, uh, glad you brought that up.
See, we got ourselves a bit of a situation here.
- Oh. - God smashed your world like we said and...
And now he's gonna take out this one.
And we're gonna stop him.
But he may be checking in on us here.
Wait.
God "checks in" on you?
Yeah.
Uh, we kind of have a... relationship.
So if he decides to look in on us,
we don't want him to know what we're doing.
So you two are gonna be here,
pretending to be us.
And how do we do that?
Well, first off, I'm sorry,
you're gonna have to lose the man bun.
Mm.
I will not.
Right. Uh, and then, uh...
This the place?
You sure?
Ruby was very specific.
Yeah, well, so was Jo.
Guys, I-I know I haven't been doing this as long as you,
but doesn't this seem a little easy?
Yeah.
You hear something?
Is that a... bear?
- No. It's more like a... - Hellhounds.
Dean.
Dean, you want to hurry a little bit?
Go, go, go!
- You got it? - Yeah.
Guess Ruby forgot to mention the freakin' Hellhounds.
Yeah, it would seem.
Where are we supposed to look?
She said the "top of the cross" would point the way.
What's it supposed to be pointing to?
Guys! Could you maybe move it along?!
Dean, Cass.
The top of the cross...
it's right there.
Guys! I can't hold 'em forever!
The Hell is that? Is that a map?
Maybe it's a key.
It's a passage in Enochian.
It says, um, loosely translated,
"In order to be in the Occultum,
the Occultum must be in you".
They said lose the man bun, Samuel.
Look, hillbilly clothes are bad enough.
I have to draw the line somewhere,
and my hair...
is sacred.
So, what do we do now?
This is it.
They said be authentic,
drink beer in front of a computer screen.
- That's their lives? - Mm-hmm.
Oh, my God.
You get used to it.
Whoa!
- Hey, there, big boy. - Check this out.
And there's like a ton of these files in here.
Press my button to enter me.
Can you imagine if Dad caught us with that kind of stuff?
Goodbye, trust funds.
Wow.
Wanna chat?
I got to tell you, Sammy, this Sam and Dean,
you know, sure they're simple,
but they've got this place of their own.
There's no quarterly reports, there's no investor calls,
there's just... there's nothing to do
but hunt monsters, drink beer,
and watch porn.
Hey, there, big boy.
Yeah.
They've got it made.
Guys, I don't like it, alright?
I mean, first Jo sets us up with the... with killer demons,
and now Ruby sends us to a place with Hellhounds?
These chicks want us dead.
- I don't trust any part of this. - Ahh!
Where's the thing?
- Um, I ate it. - You what?
Well, it said it had to be in me, so...
- No! Spit it out. - It's fine.
Okay? Nothing's happening.
Aah!
Jack? Jack?
Jack?
Jack.
You must not be human.
Humans may not enter here.
Are you an angel?
Um, it's a long story.
Why do humans have to stay out?
This is the Garden.
Man's beginning.
You mean... Eden.
Like Adam and Eve?
God loved them so.
His prize creations, until he banished them
and all of mankind from the perfection of the Garden.
And he hid it away.
I was told this place might change me somehow.
Perhaps.
If you were the one meant to find it.
You'll know soon enough.
What do you mean if Jack comes back?
I don't know what's happening here.
I-I had no idea this was gonna involve
ingesting some magic sphere and then disappearing, Dean.
Who are you, really?
Who are you meant to be?
Alright. So, what do you want to do next?
Alright.
Jack, what's wrong?
Suzie!
There's no going back. You realize that now.
Aah!
- Listen to me! - Leave me alone!
They're never gonna trust you again.
The Hell?
Aah!
Jack.
Jack?
Hey.
You okay?
Alright, fellas. Well, thanks for your help.
Now it's, uh, time to go.
You know, we, uh...
we could just all live here together.
Like a club.
That would just be weird.
It wouldn't be so weird.
Trust me, where you want to be is Brazil, okay?
It's far away,
and there's nothing but beaches, babes, carnival.
Oh, uh, you think we could keep the flannel shirts?
No.
Okay.
Oh, uh, when we were looking around,
we, uh... we saw it.
- "It"? - The car.
You didn't touch it.
Oh.
We drove in it.
I'm sorry, you what?
And we're leaving.
Ow! My arm... you're hurting it.
- Sam. - Dean.
Have fun in Rio!
Is the kid okay?
I don't know.
He seems to have recovered.
So, Jack's back?
Yeah, he is.
But, um, something's different.
Jack is, uh...
well, he's been to the Garden.
That's the crossroads of divinity and humanity.
No one's been there since the exile till now.
Till Jack.
Hey, Jack.
How you doing?
I...
I'm so sorry.
You what?
Why didn't I get it?
I mean, my mother died, too.
Why didn't I understand?
It was my fault.
Jack...
His soul is back.
Please.
Just please forgive me.
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