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Peralta, you need
to come with me right now.

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Can I eat my bagel?

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Trust me, you're not gonna
wanna eat before you see this.

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That's Shane Reed.
Suspect in a string of B&Es.

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Got pulled over this morning.
This was in his trunk.

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Son of a bitch!

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Peralta... Peralta, calm down.

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Why am I here? I didn't do anything.

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You broke into 15 houses, Shane,

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but that's not what
I care about right now.

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All I care about is what
we found in your car.

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- I don't understand.
- He doesn't understand, Diaz.

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Why don't you fill him in?

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"You are invited
to celebrate the wedding

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of Katherine Joyner and Douglas Judy."

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Douglas Judy, AKA Doug Judy,

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AKA, the Pontiac Bandit.

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- Maybe.
- That's a yes.

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Now tell me, Shane,
when did you get the invite?

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What?

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When did you receive
the invite in the mail

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and how come I didn't get one?

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Why would you get an invite?
Do you know Doug?

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Hey, I'm the one
asking the questions here!

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Calm down, Jake.
Maybe it's a small wedding.

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Okay, good point.
How big is the venue, Shane?

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- I said how big is the venue?
- I... I... I don't know!

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I... I... I... I don't know!
But I bet you do know

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the password to the wedding
website, don't you?

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Yeah, I guess.

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Well, then I guess you
better tell it to me, Shane.

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You wash my back, I'll wash yours.

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- Wash?
- I meant scratch.

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You know I meant scratch.
Now tell me the password.

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I think it's "dougandkateforever."

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There, was that so hard, Shane?

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You did the right thing.

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Now get this piece
of trash out of my sight.

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Oh, is forever spelled out,
or is it the number four?

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- Oh, it's spelled out.
- Okay, thank you so much.

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Now get this piece
of trash out of my sight!

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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com

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I'm so glad you called.

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Thanks for meeting me at
my favorite establishment.

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A place where you paint pottery?

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I find a hand-painted mug

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makes a thoughtful
gift for any occasion.

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So, what's going on?
Anything exciting in your life

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that you maybe want to tell me about?

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I got a new job. I sit behind white CEOs

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when they have
to testify before Congress,

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so they don't look so racist.

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Every 15 minutes I just
whisper some nonsense at 'em.

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The texture of quiche is unsettling.

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I got paid $75,000 for that nonsense.

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That's cool, congratulations.
But there's nothing else,

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you know, maybe even more interesting

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that you want to fill me in on?

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It seemed like a pretty cool fact to me.

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All right, look, Judy,
I know you're getting married.

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Damn it, I didn't think
you'd find out about that.

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Who told you, Ronnie? Bobby?

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Ricky? Mike?

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Don't try and change
the subject by tricking me

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into singing New Edition with you.

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I don't know what you're talking about.

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Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky and Mike...

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? If I like the girl
who cares who you like ?

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- Whoo!
- So all is forgiven?

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No! Why didn't you invite me?

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I wanted to, but a lot of
people in my life are crooks

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and they think it's weird
that I'm friends with a cop.

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They just don't understand.
Kind of like... parents?

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No, no more songs.

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Look, I'm having my
Bachelor party tomorrow night

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and I want you to be there.
We'll make up a criminal alias

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for you so you can meet the boys.

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Obviously that's a super cool plan,

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but no, I don't want your pity.

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Suit yourself, but it's
gonna be one sexy-ass weekend.

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Like...

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How sexy-ass are we talking here?

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- Private jet to Miami, baby!
- And there's a red carpet!

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Forget the red carpet. Private jet!

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Yes, and a jet! The jet is better.

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- Miami, here we come!
- Whoo!

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Today is Holt's first day

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back in his office and I wanna make sure

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everything is just how he left it.

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Now, I can't remember,
was this little figurine

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of Cheddar at a 45 or 50 degree angle?

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Terry, it's a five degree difference.

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You better figure it out.

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Ah, I missed this place.

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Huh, little Cheddar's askew.

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You really made yourself
at home, didn't you Jeffords?

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But, uh... no matter.

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Just glad to be here.

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I am a captain again.
Back where I belong.

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Everything is perfect.

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Wow...

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there's absolutely nothing
that could puncture my...

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- where's the business card?
- What?

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The business card that was right here.

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It had a piece of gum on it.
It's very important to me.

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You didn't throw it away, did you?

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No, Terry would never

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throw away something
that looked exactly like trash.

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Good. I'll be back in half an hour.

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Make sure it's on my desk by then.

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Will do, sir. I got it.

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I'm on it.

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I definitely threw it away.

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I want you to meet the guys.

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This is Nathan, Josh, and Chuck.

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This is my buddy, Sean, from prison.

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How's it going, fellas?

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I've never heard
you mention Sean before.

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Yeah, well like he said,
I just got out of jail.

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Five years.

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Tough sentence. What'd you do?

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Elder abuse. Got my grandpa good, so...

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Damn, that's very upsetting.

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Damn straight it is.

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Elder abuse?

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I was trying to think of something that

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wouldn't inspire any
follow-up questions.

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Doug Judy!

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Cubes! My man.

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Sean, I'd like you to meet

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the man whose private jet
we are flying on today.

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Yeah, you're Mark Cuban.

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How do you guys know each other?

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Doug came on "Shark Tank"

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to pitch his idea for the Smush Shush.

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It's a noise-cancelling
blanket for secret sex.

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The product demonstration
did not go well.

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Robert fainted. Anyway, enjoy the jet.

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Just bring it back in one piece, okay?

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No promises, Mark Cuban.

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I mean, we do wanna make sure

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the airplane stays
in one piece though, right?

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Nah, I saw, "Flight."
If anything goes wrong,

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fly the plane upside down.

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Oh, right, I forgot about "Flight,"
the movie, "Flight."

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All right, let's rip it up!

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- What's going on here?
- Oh, measuring the space.

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We finally got a work order

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approved to fix the outlet, so...

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we can get a third vending machine.

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What?

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A third vending machine.

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Why are you whispering about
getting a new vending machine?

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- New vending machine!
- What model number?

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Oh, that's why.

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We asked you what model number.

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I don't know, a normal one

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with glass in the front.

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Seriously? Did you even look into

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the DiGiSnax 600E?

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I'd be into a fancy machine, too.

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I was just reading about a Japanese one

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that serves shellfish.

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We're not getting a shellfish machine.

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Yeah, Boyle, we're
getting a smart machine

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that suggests soda pairings
based on your chip choice.

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Or one with a make-it-wet gravy feature!

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Okay, look.
Why don't you get a few options

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together and then I'll decide, okay?

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At least Terry's not here

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to try to make me get a yogurt machine.

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What was that about yogurt?

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This jet is insane.

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There's a private chef that'll
make anything you ask for,

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no matter how expensive.

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I just ordered lobster enchanté.

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- Oh, damn, what's that?
- I don't know.

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I just said the fanciest
words I could think of.

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Oh, I'm gonna get
the Veal Prime Minister.

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Mm, that sounds good.

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Hey, you wanna try out the Smush Shush?

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What? You have one with you?

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- I take it everywhere, baby.
- Yeah, there it is.

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- Yeah.
- So it's noise canceling?

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It's so heavy. It's crushing my bones.

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Yeah, that was the Shark's
problem with it, too.

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I can't breathe. Get it off me.

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Get it off me.

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Yeah, you sound exactly
like Barbara right now.

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Disappointed in you, Jake.

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Pilot says we're starting our descent.

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- Then let's get changed, boys!
- Changed?

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But these are my coolest clothes.

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I got them from a targeted Instagram ad

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after looking at photos of Cam Newton.

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The outfit's beautiful,
but it doesn't really

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say, "Miami."

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What does say, "Miami?"

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? Come on, shake your body,
baby, do the conga ?

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? I know you can't control
yourself any longer ?

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? Feel the rhythm of
the music getting stronger ?

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? Don't you fight it 'til you
tried it, do that conga beat ?

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Are you sure this is
culturally okay for me?

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- We're gonna find out.
- All right.

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? Come on, shake your body,
baby, do that conga ?

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Damn, Judy, this place is nice.

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Yeah, some Russian oligarch
got the penthouse,

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but this is the second nicest room.

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- Surprise!
- Trudy Judy!

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What you doing here?
I thought you were in prison!

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Nope, I was a real sweet
pea, so they let me out

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for good behavior. What the hell?

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What's this NARC doing here?

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No!

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What the hell was that?
You almost blew my cover.

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Yeah, they're all suspicious now.

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You have to help us convince
them that Jake's not a cop.

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Why? I don't understand
why you invited him.

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This was supposed to be a crazy
weekend of boobs and butts.

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Trudy Judy, you're not gonna see

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boobs or butts this weekend.

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I'll see butts if I wanna see butts.

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And Jake is here because he's my friend

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and he really wanted to come.

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No, he's up to something.

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He's probably here to arrest Chuck.

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I would never arrest Chuck...
but, I mean,

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why'd you say that? What did Chuck do?

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Wow... cops always be copping.

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That's not true. I do bad things.

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One time I illegally
downloaded an O-Town album!

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Dang, that's one
of the hardest boy bands.

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Exactly, they're scary.
Look, I can be cool.

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As long as nobody commits any
major crimes in front of me.

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It's not a problem. We don't
have to break the law to have fun.

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We gonna have some drinks,

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smoke some Cubans,
eat a steak, either crazy big

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or crazy small,
whichever's more expensive.

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I'd rather see butts.

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Fine, if I let you see butts,

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will you convince the guys
that Jake's not a cop?

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How many butts are we talking?

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- Six.
- Ten.

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- Seven.
- Nine.

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Fine, eight, I'll meet
you in the middle.

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Nah, you waited too long.
Now it's up to 14.

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- 14 butts!
- She's a grown woman.

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- Just let her see butts, man.
- Thank you, Jake.

249
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Thank you for coming
to my aid on the butt thing.

250
00:08:14,111 --> 00:08:16,612
One step closer to trust.
Now I'ma go out there and help

251
00:08:16,648 --> 00:08:18,481
your fedora-wearing
Jason Mraz-looking ass, okay?

252
00:08:18,516 --> 00:08:20,316
I think I look like
Andy Garcia in this hat.

253
00:08:20,351 --> 00:08:21,818
- You look like Seth Green.
- Seth Green?

254
00:08:21,853 --> 00:08:23,452
- No, Tom Green.
- Tom Green.

255
00:08:23,487 --> 00:08:24,923
- You're thinking of Tom Green.
- Tom Green?

256
00:08:24,959 --> 00:08:26,759
No, go back to Jason Mraz.

257
00:08:27,191 --> 00:08:31,364
Okay, so Holt's gum-covered
business card is long gone.

258
00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:32,823
But I have a plan.

259
00:08:32,859 --> 00:08:33,860
Great, what's the scheme?

260
00:08:33,896 --> 00:08:36,656
Well, when I first moved in,
I took a couple selfies

261
00:08:36,692 --> 00:08:38,834
to commemorate getting my own office.

262
00:08:38,869 --> 00:08:40,902
- A couple?
- Oh, please.

263
00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:42,160
Like you don't have any selfies.

264
00:08:42,196 --> 00:08:43,572
Let me see your camera roll.

265
00:08:44,903 --> 00:08:47,355
Zero photos? That's so much weirder!

266
00:08:47,391 --> 00:08:49,124
- Thank you.
- Anyway, look.

267
00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:52,128
If you zoom in enough,
you can see the business card.

268
00:08:52,164 --> 00:08:54,332
We can recreate it and print a new one!

269
00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:56,034
Wait, does that say "Zeff Wilcox"?

270
00:08:56,070 --> 00:08:58,318
Zeff? No, it's probably Jeff.

271
00:08:58,354 --> 00:09:00,082
You know, like a normal human name.

272
00:09:00,118 --> 00:09:01,123
Names are all made up.

273
00:09:01,158 --> 00:09:02,891
There's no such thing as a normal name.

274
00:09:03,394 --> 00:09:04,476
"Terry."

275
00:09:04,728 --> 00:09:06,427
I am not putting "Zeff" on that card.

276
00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:07,533
It's your funeral.

277
00:09:07,569 --> 00:09:08,768
Have you found my business card?

278
00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,343
Uh... you know what,

279
00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:13,001
I actually brought it home by accident.

280
00:09:13,036 --> 00:09:16,071
I got confused because
I know someone with that name.

281
00:09:16,106 --> 00:09:18,266
You know another Zeff?

282
00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:22,276
Yeah, he's married
to Sharon's friend, Zudy.

283
00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:24,406
We have dinner with
Zeff and Zudy once a month.

284
00:09:24,442 --> 00:09:25,727
You know, I'm gonna go home and get it.

285
00:09:25,763 --> 00:09:27,329
Excuse me.

286
00:09:29,305 --> 00:09:30,571
I think they swing.

287
00:09:31,254 --> 00:09:33,922
So in the end, it's more
than a vending machine.

288
00:09:33,957 --> 00:09:36,091
It's a vending experience.

289
00:09:36,126 --> 00:09:39,227
A vending experience that
serves fried octopus balls?

290
00:09:39,262 --> 00:09:42,350
It also serves eel balls
and clam balls and...

291
00:09:42,765 --> 00:09:44,585
it's really just
the three kinds of balls.

292
00:09:44,621 --> 00:09:47,134
Oh, okay. On that horrifying note,

293
00:09:47,169 --> 00:09:48,709
Scully and Hitchcock, it's your turn.

294
00:09:48,903 --> 00:09:51,794
Allow me to introduce you to the Q3400.

295
00:09:51,907 --> 00:09:54,141
She's got it all. Chips, candy, soda,

296
00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:55,320
and a whole lot of class.

297
00:09:55,356 --> 00:09:56,804
That sounds great for snacking,

298
00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:59,414
but what if I'm stuck
working late at the office?

299
00:09:59,449 --> 00:10:01,607
How about a personal-sized frozen pizza?

300
00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:03,277
And then what? I have to carry it

301
00:10:03,313 --> 00:10:05,846
all the way over to
the microwave on my own?

302
00:10:05,882 --> 00:10:07,162
Who has the time?

303
00:10:07,198 --> 00:10:08,734
Well, you're in luck, because...

304
00:10:08,770 --> 00:10:10,805
I get it! It cooks the pizza for you.

305
00:10:10,841 --> 00:10:12,610
It cooks the pizza for you.

306
00:10:13,432 --> 00:10:14,587
? And you know ?

307
00:10:14,623 --> 00:10:16,063
? It ain't fiction ?

308
00:10:16,098 --> 00:10:17,932
? Just a natural fact ?

309
00:10:17,967 --> 00:10:20,101
? Ooh We come together ?

310
00:10:20,136 --> 00:10:26,006
? 'Cause opposites attract ?

311
00:10:27,777 --> 00:10:29,588
No applause? Wow.

312
00:10:29,624 --> 00:10:30,745
I'm still just a little confused.

313
00:10:30,780 --> 00:10:31,791
Who is Sean, really?

314
00:10:31,827 --> 00:10:32,960
Why'd your sister say he was a NARC?

315
00:10:32,996 --> 00:10:34,447
- Is he a cop?
- He's not a cop.

316
00:10:34,483 --> 00:10:36,617
He caught me cheating on my boyfriend
and he snitched.

317
00:10:36,653 --> 00:10:39,318
It was a real dick move,
but I have since forgiven him.

318
00:10:39,354 --> 00:10:40,621
It's just weird that none of us

319
00:10:40,656 --> 00:10:41,676
have ever heard of him before.

320
00:10:41,712 --> 00:10:43,456
And we're paranoid
because Doug still has

321
00:10:43,492 --> 00:10:44,825
that cop friend in the NYPD.

322
00:10:44,860 --> 00:10:46,420
- That dude is not my friend.
- Yeah.

323
00:10:46,456 --> 00:10:47,628
- He dumb as hell.
- Yeah.

324
00:10:47,663 --> 00:10:49,296
- I'm always tricking him.
- Well, not every time.

325
00:10:49,331 --> 00:10:50,430
- Plus, he's short.
- Everyone's short to you.

326
00:10:50,466 --> 00:10:52,298
- You're a giant.
- Probably never even had sex.

327
00:10:52,334 --> 00:10:53,576
Seems unlikely. He's an adult.

328
00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:55,113
But the point is, I'm Sean. Tall Sean.

329
00:10:55,149 --> 00:10:56,770
Okay, well I'm glad
to hear you're not a NARC,

330
00:10:56,805 --> 00:10:58,037
'cause it'd have been real awkward

331
00:10:58,072 --> 00:10:59,537
considering what we did earlier.

332
00:10:59,573 --> 00:11:00,439
Huh?

333
00:11:00,475 --> 00:11:02,342
While you were checking in,
we stole $10 million

334
00:11:02,377 --> 00:11:03,677
worth of diamonds
from that rich Russian dude

335
00:11:03,712 --> 00:11:04,978
in the penthouse!

336
00:11:05,013 --> 00:11:06,179
Bling, bling, baby!

337
00:11:06,214 --> 00:11:08,548
You idiots. He's NYPD.

338
00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:10,150
That's Doug's cop friend.

339
00:11:10,185 --> 00:11:14,788
Wow... way to ruin
Doug's bachelor party, Trudy.

340
00:11:15,116 --> 00:11:17,104
What a buzz kill, right, guys?

341
00:11:22,879 --> 00:11:24,596
I knew it was a mistake to invite a cop.

342
00:11:24,632 --> 00:11:25,837
That's why you should only interact

343
00:11:25,873 --> 00:11:27,578
with people who are
exactly the same as you.

344
00:11:27,614 --> 00:11:28,865
That's a terrible lesson.

345
00:11:28,901 --> 00:11:30,083
Sometimes things aren't lessons.

346
00:11:30,119 --> 00:11:31,653
Sometimes things are
just messed up facts.

347
00:11:31,689 --> 00:11:33,991
Guys, relax, Jake wasn't
gonna arrest anybody.

348
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,924
- No, I definitely was.
- With what evidence?

349
00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:37,226
The diamonds aren't even here.

350
00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:38,854
They confessed right in front of me.

351
00:11:38,890 --> 00:11:39,951
Why would you pull a heist

352
00:11:39,987 --> 00:11:41,072
in the middle of my bachelor party?

353
00:11:41,108 --> 00:11:42,236
You pulled a heist during my wedding.

354
00:11:42,272 --> 00:11:43,863
Shh... he's a cop, man. Come on, chill.

355
00:11:43,899 --> 00:11:45,066
- Judy.
- Come on, guys.

356
00:11:45,101 --> 00:11:45,942
What are we gonna do?

357
00:11:45,978 --> 00:11:47,278
I say we tie this NARC up,

358
00:11:47,314 --> 00:11:49,114
leave him to starve, and
disappear with the diamonds.

359
00:11:49,150 --> 00:11:50,549
- Chuck.
- We're not doing that.

360
00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,019
- Thank you.
- It'll ruin my bachelor party.

361
00:11:52,055 --> 00:11:53,288
That's your issue with it?

362
00:11:53,324 --> 00:11:54,671
I put a lot of work into this weekend.

363
00:11:54,707 --> 00:11:56,210
I got us all shirts
that say, "Doug's Dudes."

364
00:11:56,245 --> 00:11:56,945
Ooh.

365
00:11:56,980 --> 00:11:58,248
Sorry, but what's done is done.

366
00:11:58,284 --> 00:11:59,584
It's not like we can
put the diamonds back.

367
00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:01,253
Hold up, that's a great idea.

368
00:12:01,550 --> 00:12:02,951
We pull a reverse heist.

369
00:12:02,986 --> 00:12:04,185
Does the Russian know
his diamonds are missing?

370
00:12:04,220 --> 00:12:05,429
No, we swapped them for fakes.

371
00:12:05,465 --> 00:12:07,066
Perfect, that means
he hasn't reported it.

372
00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:08,735
- No harm, no foul.
- Okay, wait.

373
00:12:08,958 --> 00:12:10,758
I mean, obviously I love
the premise and I think

374
00:12:10,793 --> 00:12:13,061
a reverse heist would make
for a great movie and I already

375
00:12:13,096 --> 00:12:15,024
have the tag line,
"This summer there are takebacks."

376
00:12:15,060 --> 00:12:15,971
Love that.

377
00:12:16,007 --> 00:12:17,505
The poster would be you
and me back-to-back

378
00:12:17,541 --> 00:12:19,365
with our arms crossed, but no,
I'm not onboard with this.

379
00:12:19,401 --> 00:12:20,339
I'm a cop.

380
00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:21,937
And a cop's job is to prevent crime

381
00:12:21,973 --> 00:12:23,270
and that's what you'd be doing.

382
00:12:23,305 --> 00:12:24,994
Please, Jake. For me?

383
00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,989
Okay, fine.
'Cause it's your bachelor party

384
00:12:29,025 --> 00:12:31,025
and only if I see them
put back with my own eyes.

385
00:12:31,061 --> 00:12:33,730
Yes! Deal. Reverse heist, baby.

386
00:12:33,766 --> 00:12:35,366
The Takeback. Coming this fall to HBO.

387
00:12:35,402 --> 00:12:36,735
It's a TV show now?

388
00:12:36,771 --> 00:12:38,045
Well that's where
all the best content is.

389
00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:42,247
So what do you think?

390
00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:44,592
Which gum looks the most
like the one from the picture?

391
00:12:44,627 --> 00:12:47,465
Two pink, too wet, too small,
too chewed, too smooth,

392
00:12:47,501 --> 00:12:48,834
too wet, all wrong, too pink,

393
00:12:48,870 --> 00:12:50,069
too fresh, too dirty, too clean.

394
00:12:50,105 --> 00:12:51,472
None of these work. You struck out.

395
00:12:51,508 --> 00:12:53,236
We don't have any time. What do we do?

396
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,371
I don't know. Pick one and pray.

397
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:57,209
Uh... I'm gonna go with... you.

398
00:12:57,948 --> 00:12:58,949
Not that one.

399
00:13:00,277 --> 00:13:01,219
This one.

400
00:13:01,963 --> 00:13:04,611
Hmm... it's a little
less pink than I recall.

401
00:13:04,924 --> 00:13:07,981
But I suppose we exaggerate
the beauty of those we love.

402
00:13:08,328 --> 00:13:09,872
It's good to have you back, old friend.

403
00:13:10,034 --> 00:13:11,833
Can I ask why that card is so important?

404
00:13:11,869 --> 00:13:13,904
Because of Zeff Wilcox.

405
00:13:13,940 --> 00:13:15,642
He was a victim
in the first case I worked.

406
00:13:16,191 --> 00:13:18,191
- I always want to remember him.
- That's nice.

407
00:13:18,226 --> 00:13:19,497
And the words he wrote on the back.

408
00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:20,657
The back... say what, now?

409
00:13:21,420 --> 00:13:23,053
Why is this blank?

410
00:13:23,791 --> 00:13:26,301
I threw it away. I thought it was trash.

411
00:13:26,337 --> 00:13:28,269
I didn't know you kept it
to remember someone you helped.

412
00:13:28,305 --> 00:13:30,640
I didn't help Zeff, I failed Zeff.

413
00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:32,008
His case was never solved.

414
00:13:32,044 --> 00:13:33,845
The words written on the back were:

415
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,352
"Thanks for nothing."

416
00:13:35,710 --> 00:13:36,844
Oh, man, that's rough.

417
00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,946
I have held onto that card for 30 years

418
00:13:38,982 --> 00:13:40,783
because I always wanted
to remember what it felt like

419
00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:42,952
to let someone down,
so I'd never do it again.

420
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:46,624
That card made me the cop I am today.

421
00:13:46,779 --> 00:13:50,761
Without it... I'm lost.

422
00:13:52,543 --> 00:13:54,359
Since this seems important
now, I want to be clear.

423
00:13:54,394 --> 00:13:56,017
This is Terry's thing, I've
just been along for the ride.

424
00:13:56,053 --> 00:13:57,174
- Rosa!
- Noted.

425
00:13:57,931 --> 00:13:59,230
So tell us how you stole

426
00:13:59,265 --> 00:14:00,585
the diamonds, so we can just reverse it.

427
00:14:00,621 --> 00:14:02,054
Won't work.
We took them from the luggage

428
00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:03,523
downstairs, posing as bellhops.

429
00:14:03,559 --> 00:14:04,676
It was a one-time opportunity.

430
00:14:04,712 --> 00:14:06,236
And now the fakes are locked in the safe

431
00:14:06,272 --> 00:14:07,973
in a bodyguard-protected suite.

432
00:14:08,008 --> 00:14:11,043
Well lucky for you, I have
a long past in heist planning.

433
00:14:11,078 --> 00:14:12,914
It's how I proposed to my wife.

434
00:14:12,950 --> 00:14:15,050
That's a great story.
Makes me cry every time.

435
00:14:15,086 --> 00:14:16,419
Oh, thank you.
Well, I guess I'll tell it.

436
00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:19,189
You see, once a year, at Halloween...

437
00:14:19,351 --> 00:14:20,585
I can tell that I'm losing the room.

438
00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:21,889
I'll just move on.

439
00:14:22,053 --> 00:14:25,188
So here's how our thing is gonna go.

440
00:14:25,224 --> 00:14:26,925
Every hotel safe has an override code,

441
00:14:26,961 --> 00:14:28,594
in case guests leave them locked.

442
00:14:28,630 --> 00:14:31,064
That code is kept on
the concierge's computer.

443
00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:33,067
Do you know who this is?

444
00:14:33,103 --> 00:14:35,437
This is Matt Daniel, the most popular

445
00:14:35,473 --> 00:14:37,440
male ASMR performer on Twitch.

446
00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:40,368
- ASMR performer?
- Someone who speaks real soft.

447
00:14:40,404 --> 00:14:41,737
I also crinkle paper.

448
00:14:41,773 --> 00:14:43,341
We're trying to stream and the noise

449
00:14:43,377 --> 00:14:45,209
on the eighth floor is unacceptable.

450
00:14:45,245 --> 00:14:47,279
My fans can't hear my mouth sounds.

451
00:14:47,681 --> 00:14:49,282
I'm so sorry, I can't hear you.

452
00:14:49,318 --> 00:14:50,303
That's the point, Georgina.

453
00:14:50,339 --> 00:14:51,583
He says that's the point, Georgina.

454
00:14:51,619 --> 00:14:52,918
This is taking too long. Make a video.

455
00:14:52,954 --> 00:14:55,217
Tell your 25 million subscribers

456
00:14:55,253 --> 00:14:57,416
to never stay at this crap hotel.

457
00:14:57,452 --> 00:14:59,255
No, no, no. I'll take care of it.

458
00:14:59,290 --> 00:15:00,800
Let me talk to my general manager.

459
00:15:01,225 --> 00:15:02,950
- You better run.
- Matt, don't yell.

460
00:15:03,329 --> 00:15:04,805
You'll strain your beautiful voice.

461
00:15:05,247 --> 00:15:06,714
Once we hack into the computer

462
00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:07,855
and get the override code,

463
00:15:07,891 --> 00:15:09,558
Trudy will put on a
housekeeper's uniform

464
00:15:09,594 --> 00:15:12,256
and I will gracefully hide in her cart.

465
00:15:12,292 --> 00:15:13,481
I got it myself.

466
00:15:15,420 --> 00:15:17,540
Then, after the Russian
goes out for the night,

467
00:15:17,575 --> 00:15:19,441
Trudy will show up for turn-down service

468
00:15:19,476 --> 00:15:21,610
and I sneak out when
the guards are distracted by

469
00:15:21,645 --> 00:15:23,382
Trudy's signature sexy housekeeping.

470
00:15:25,683 --> 00:15:27,750
Trudy will then exit,
leaving me behind in the suite

471
00:15:27,785 --> 00:15:30,285
so I can unlock the balcony
door for Chuck and Doug,

472
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,319
who are waiting outside
on the window washer's rig.

473
00:15:32,463 --> 00:15:34,422
Chuck will bring the stolen
diamonds and I'll use

474
00:15:34,457 --> 00:15:36,458
the override code to put
them back where they belong.

475
00:15:36,493 --> 00:15:39,503
Then, we head down to the room
where we party like hell.

476
00:15:42,833 --> 00:15:44,399
Trudy Judy...

477
00:15:44,434 --> 00:15:47,235
It's exactly 14, just like you promised.

478
00:15:47,270 --> 00:15:49,047
- You did promise her butts.
- I know.

479
00:15:50,107 --> 00:15:52,807
Mmm... the smell of fresh cooked pizza.

480
00:15:52,842 --> 00:15:54,475
Where are we? Rome, Italy?

481
00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:56,644
Guys, you got
the vending machine you wanted.

482
00:15:56,679 --> 00:15:58,512
You can stop with the play acting.

483
00:15:58,547 --> 00:15:59,981
I don't think that's scripted.

484
00:16:00,016 --> 00:16:01,557
That's just them talking about pizza.

485
00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:03,059
Yum, yum, yum.

486
00:16:03,352 --> 00:16:06,353
I shouldn't have pushed
for the fish ball machine.

487
00:16:06,388 --> 00:16:07,733
I should've just played it safe

488
00:16:07,769 --> 00:16:09,582
and gone for the fish cake machine.

489
00:16:09,618 --> 00:16:11,752
So you don't think
the fish part was the problem?

490
00:16:11,788 --> 00:16:14,073
- I don't.
- Well, at least they're happy.

491
00:16:14,109 --> 00:16:15,050
Look at 'em.

492
00:16:17,599 --> 00:16:19,305
My pizza!

493
00:16:19,869 --> 00:16:21,102
You did it, Peralta.

494
00:16:21,137 --> 00:16:22,603
You pulled off the reverse heist.

495
00:16:22,638 --> 00:16:24,672
This whole time
I thought you were a bitch...

496
00:16:24,707 --> 00:16:27,440
but truth is,
you're actually that bitch!

497
00:16:27,475 --> 00:16:29,976
He is, isn't he? He's that bitch.

498
00:16:30,012 --> 00:16:31,544
I don't know if I want
that nickname to stick.

499
00:16:32,593 --> 00:16:33,859
Ooh, I hope my butts are back.

500
00:16:33,895 --> 00:16:34,995
I do not like how butts

501
00:16:35,031 --> 00:16:36,397
have become your thing, Trudy.

502
00:16:36,433 --> 00:16:38,266
- You used to love horses.
- Horses have butts.

503
00:16:38,302 --> 00:16:39,936
Guys, it's not butts.

504
00:16:39,972 --> 00:16:41,371
I'm so sorry, Doug.

505
00:16:41,407 --> 00:16:42,240
Miami PD!

506
00:16:42,276 --> 00:16:43,776
It's just those three back there.

507
00:16:43,812 --> 00:16:44,778
Hand on the table.

508
00:16:44,814 --> 00:16:46,180
Jake, what the hell?

509
00:16:46,216 --> 00:16:47,758
Cops always be copping.

510
00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:52,085
Hey! Hey there, friends.

511
00:16:52,121 --> 00:16:54,736
I tried to flag down your taxi as
you were leaving the police station.

512
00:16:54,772 --> 00:16:56,832
It was actually funny,
'cause we made a lot of eye contact,

513
00:16:56,868 --> 00:16:57,958
but you just drove off.

514
00:16:57,994 --> 00:16:59,560
Anyways, I'm here now. We can go.

515
00:16:59,596 --> 00:17:00,998
You want us to take you back to New York

516
00:17:01,034 --> 00:17:02,395
after you got my friends arrested?

517
00:17:02,431 --> 00:17:03,797
Nuh-uh, you flying commercial, son.

518
00:17:03,832 --> 00:17:04,854
I hope you get a middle seat.

519
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:06,014
I hope they charge
you for your carry-ons.

520
00:17:06,050 --> 00:17:07,352
I hope you sit next to someone chatty.

521
00:17:07,388 --> 00:17:08,877
Someone going through
something real hard.

522
00:17:08,913 --> 00:17:10,645
I hope the pilot makes
an announcement during

523
00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:12,103
the emotional climax
of the movie you're watching.

524
00:17:12,139 --> 00:17:14,973
- Ooh, you nasty!
- Damn, Doug and Trudy Judy.

525
00:17:15,009 --> 00:17:17,109
Look, I'm sorry,
but it was grand larceny.

526
00:17:17,144 --> 00:17:18,478
I couldn't just let them
get away with it.

527
00:17:18,513 --> 00:17:19,979
Well if you were
gonna arrest them anyway,

528
00:17:20,014 --> 00:17:21,046
why bother with the reverse heist?

529
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,615
It's like Trudy said.

530
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:24,150
We didn't have the diamonds.
It wasn't enough evidence.

531
00:17:24,185 --> 00:17:25,451
But we put them back.

532
00:17:25,486 --> 00:17:26,861
Yeah, only because I was there.

533
00:17:26,897 --> 00:17:28,357
Not to mention the fact
that I was fully complicit.

534
00:17:28,393 --> 00:17:29,525
I could've gone to jail.

535
00:17:29,561 --> 00:17:30,595
Wait, we destroyed your phone.

536
00:17:30,631 --> 00:17:32,798
- How did you call for backup?
- That was actually easy.

537
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,701
When Doug was distracted,
yelling at the concierge...

538
00:17:34,912 --> 00:17:36,241
Let me talk to my general manager.

539
00:17:36,277 --> 00:17:38,461
I swapped out my
waterlogged phone for his.

540
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:40,833
Damn, I would have noticed
that if I wasn't trying

541
00:17:40,868 --> 00:17:42,902
to live in the moment and
not look at my phone so much.

542
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:45,237
And then when I was hidden
in the cart, I called the cops.

543
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:46,806
Mm, impossible. I would've heard you.

544
00:17:46,841 --> 00:17:48,440
Not with the Smush Shush!

545
00:17:48,475 --> 00:17:51,143
This is Jake Peralta.
I'm a detective with the NYPD.

546
00:17:51,178 --> 00:17:53,078
Foot cramp, foot cramp.

547
00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:54,780
First of all, how dare you!

548
00:17:54,815 --> 00:17:57,016
Second of all, would you
call Barbara Corcoran

549
00:17:57,051 --> 00:17:59,044
and tell her this product
is not useless?

550
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,380
I don't know her. I'm sorry
that I betrayed you, Doug,

551
00:18:01,416 --> 00:18:03,443
but I'm a cop. I didn't have a choice.

552
00:18:03,479 --> 00:18:05,576
- We can still be friends, right?
- I don't know.

553
00:18:05,612 --> 00:18:08,224
Did you even illegally
download that O-Town album?

554
00:18:08,795 --> 00:18:10,629
No.

555
00:18:10,664 --> 00:18:13,538
I bought it at their concert.
Came bundled with a sweatshirt.

556
00:18:14,034 --> 00:18:15,868
- You make me sick.
- Disgusting.

557
00:18:15,903 --> 00:18:16,936
Doug!

558
00:18:17,290 --> 00:18:18,289
Trudy!

559
00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:19,984
Judy's!

560
00:18:21,265 --> 00:18:22,302
Hey, sir.

561
00:18:22,338 --> 00:18:23,550
I'm sure you're still mad at us.

562
00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:25,376
Just you, not Diaz.

563
00:18:25,412 --> 00:18:28,112
Okay, well, I can't get that card back,

564
00:18:28,147 --> 00:18:29,622
but I did bring you these.

565
00:18:30,915 --> 00:18:32,993
They're business cards
of people you've helped.

566
00:18:33,095 --> 00:18:35,929
One mistake did not make
you the cop you are today.

567
00:18:35,971 --> 00:18:38,739
30 years of service
to the community did.

568
00:18:39,025 --> 00:18:40,392
That should be your motivation.

569
00:18:40,427 --> 00:18:42,060
I know you can't
remember their names, but...

570
00:18:42,095 --> 00:18:45,087
Alex Chen. I do remember him.

571
00:18:45,123 --> 00:18:47,048
36-year-old male,
carjacked at the corner

572
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,717
of 7th Avenue and 11th Street.

573
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:51,621
Had three siblings,
Alice, Arlene, and Anna.

574
00:18:51,657 --> 00:18:53,185
Okay, so you remember Alex Chen.

575
00:18:53,221 --> 00:18:57,224
Yes, and I really helped him.
Perhaps he'll be my new Zeff.

576
00:18:57,572 --> 00:18:58,910
Welcome back, Captain Holt.

577
00:18:58,945 --> 00:19:00,128
I'm really glad
we could help you with this.

578
00:19:00,164 --> 00:19:02,212
Oh, no, you're not gonna
just jump back in here

579
00:19:02,248 --> 00:19:03,440
now that it all worked out!

580
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,083
- Thank you, Diaz.
- No!

581
00:19:05,118 --> 00:19:07,252
No, thank Terry. I did this!

582
00:19:07,287 --> 00:19:09,148
Oh, I'm done. You know what,

583
00:19:09,184 --> 00:19:10,594
I did all of this. This was all me!

584
00:19:10,630 --> 00:19:12,146
This is ridiculous!

585
00:19:14,427 --> 00:19:16,727
- We barely got to know her.
- And now we never will.

586
00:19:16,763 --> 00:19:19,231
I feel so bad for them,
but what do you say to someone

587
00:19:19,267 --> 00:19:21,099
that's suffered this kind of loss?

588
00:19:21,134 --> 00:19:23,368
I mean, it's kind of
on them for not checking

589
00:19:23,403 --> 00:19:26,083
the voltage on a machine
that has a built in air-fryer.

590
00:19:26,119 --> 00:19:27,786
Don't blame the victim, Amy.

591
00:19:27,822 --> 00:19:29,562
Okay, guys, look. I know this is sad,

592
00:19:29,598 --> 00:19:31,231
but maybe everything
happens for a reason.

593
00:19:31,399 --> 00:19:32,699
What reason could there possibly be

594
00:19:32,735 --> 00:19:33,787
for the pain I'm feeling?

595
00:19:33,823 --> 00:19:35,652
Look, I probably
shouldn't be telling you this

596
00:19:35,688 --> 00:19:37,321
because I know you'll abuse it,

597
00:19:37,357 --> 00:19:39,191
but when there's no third machine,

598
00:19:39,227 --> 00:19:43,137
you can come back here and do this.

599
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,919
Everything happens for a reason.

600
00:19:48,461 --> 00:19:49,991
Peralta! You have to see this.

601
00:19:53,965 --> 00:19:55,298
Guy got brought in this morning.

602
00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:56,405
Look what we found on him.

603
00:19:56,441 --> 00:19:57,695
Yeah, I get it, Rosa.

604
00:19:57,731 --> 00:19:59,899
Every perp in the city
is invited and I'm not.

605
00:19:59,935 --> 00:20:04,106
But I... wait a minute,
why is my name on this?

606
00:20:04,263 --> 00:20:06,424
'Cause you're coming
to the wedding, baby!

607
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,752
What's going on?
You're not mad at me anymore?

608
00:20:08,788 --> 00:20:09,885
I arrested your best man.

609
00:20:09,921 --> 00:20:11,188
Just like I wanted you to.

610
00:20:11,224 --> 00:20:13,157
I was putting on a show
in front of Trudy.

611
00:20:13,193 --> 00:20:14,126
What?

612
00:20:14,162 --> 00:20:15,438
Katherine, my fiancée,

613
00:20:15,474 --> 00:20:17,620
doesn't want any of my crook
friends coming to the wedding.

614
00:20:17,655 --> 00:20:19,246
She's a federal judge,
how would that look?

615
00:20:19,282 --> 00:20:21,046
Okay, but couldn't you just
tell them they're not invited?

616
00:20:21,082 --> 00:20:23,425
Eh... that's an uncomfortable
conversation to have.

617
00:20:23,461 --> 00:20:24,894
It was much easier this way.

618
00:20:25,199 --> 00:20:28,291
Oh, my God.
This whole thing was a set up?

619
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:30,499
You wanted me to find that invitation.

620
00:20:30,534 --> 00:20:31,467
Mm-hmm.

621
00:20:31,502 --> 00:20:33,449
You knew I would never go
on a trip with a bunch of crooks

622
00:20:33,485 --> 00:20:34,636
unless I felt unwanted.

623
00:20:34,671 --> 00:20:35,584
Classic negging.

624
00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:37,450
I bet you planned
to have your bachelor party

625
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:38,586
at that hotel because you knew

626
00:20:38,622 --> 00:20:39,762
the oligarch was staying there.

627
00:20:39,798 --> 00:20:41,777
Hell, yeah, otherwise
I would've got an Airbnb.

628
00:20:41,813 --> 00:20:43,248
And as soon as your
friends committed a crime,

629
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:44,871
you banked on me needing to arrest them.

630
00:20:44,907 --> 00:20:46,641
Damn right. You're the most consistent

631
00:20:46,677 --> 00:20:47,810
person in my life, Peralta.

632
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,250
I can always count on you.

633
00:20:49,285 --> 00:20:51,378
But, there is one detail you missed.

634
00:20:51,414 --> 00:20:53,881
You never saw what
I was painting on the inside

635
00:20:53,917 --> 00:20:56,044
of my mug at the pottery place.

636
00:20:56,902 --> 00:20:58,403
"Will you be my best man"?

637
00:20:58,829 --> 00:21:00,261
Judy, is this for real?

638
00:21:00,296 --> 00:21:01,231
It ain't fiction....

639
00:21:01,267 --> 00:21:03,334
? Just a natural fact ?

640
00:21:03,370 --> 00:21:04,470
What!

641
00:21:04,506 --> 00:21:07,583
? We come together
'cause opposites attract ?

642
00:21:07,619 --> 00:21:09,486
I'll do it!

643
00:21:09,906 --> 00:21:12,773
? Awww... I'm MC Kat
on the rap, so Mic it ?

644
00:21:12,808 --> 00:21:14,505
? Here's a little story
and you're sure to like it ?

645
00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:16,407
The worst rap!

646
00:21:16,593 --> 00:21:20,492
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