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Is this your first time in therapy?

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Yes.

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I noticed you wore
a lot of armor to our session.

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- So what?
- I'm curious

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if part of you feels like
you need protection,

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like there's something about you that is,

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in some ways, vulnerable.

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Okay, well, this has
been a waste of time.

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You are enough.

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What did you say to me?

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You... are... enough.

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You're being very, very brave.

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Here.

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Great work, Ethan.

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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com

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Wow, that was one heck of a wait,

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but, ha, my garden's finally ready.

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- I can't wait to pick those veggies.
- What did you grow this year, Dad?

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Oh, everything... tomatoes,
beets, carrots, cucumbers.

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- Oh, my God.
- Dad, look at your garden!

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Oh, no!

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Who would do something like this?

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A royal goat.

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Come on!

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I work hard all year, busting my back

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to try and put food on the table,

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and a royal goat takes it away
in the blink of an eye!

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And now we're all gonna starve to death!

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Oh, well.

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Nothing we can do about it.

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Dad, no. The Crown should be held liable

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and give you money for new seeds.

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- Take the Crown to court?
- Yeah.

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I don't know, sweetie, uh,

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maybe we shouldn't ruffle any feathers.

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Yeah, Al. A smooth bird flies better.

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No, I'm tired of the Crown
always screwing us over.

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I say we stand up for ourselves
and we fight this thing.

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? Pudding man, pudding man ?

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? I'm a little pudding man ?

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? Pudding man, pudding man ?

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? I'm a little pudding ?

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Ohh! Oh! Oh!

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Father, I'm so sorry.

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Please, just make the thrashing swift.

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It's okay, son.

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No problem.

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Would you like to go for a walk?

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Dad, uh, are you... are you quite well?

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You do... You do seem
a little different today.

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I feel different.

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Been doing therapy, and,
uh, it's really helping me

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find the roots to my core hurts.

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Also, my therapist prescribed me a potion

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that's got me low-key kinda faded.

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Oh, oh, father, I...

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think it's absolutely wonderful
that you're asking for help.

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Son, I'm sorry it's taken me so long.

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I want to make up for lost time.

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What do you say you and me
put the past behind us

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and start afresh?

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I-I-I would love that, Dad.

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Oh! Aah!

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Sorry. Reflex.

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Ah, totally understandable.
Growth doesn't happen overnight.

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Thank you.

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Come on.

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Let's do bonding.

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You sure this lawsuit's
a good idea, sweetie?

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Oh, yeah. The Crown is going down.

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Ah, I just can't wait to get started.

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Ditto. Lord Vexler,
representing the Crown.

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Wowzers. You look [BLEEP] hot!

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Dad.

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Alexandra, he needs to know.

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Why'd you bring the goat?

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This is my client, Gobbler.

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I'm sorry. What?

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No, we're suing the Crown, not the goat.

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The Crown didn't allegedly
eat your garden.

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Your issue is with Gobbler,
and my goat client is innocent.

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He's just trying to get
under our skin, but don't worry.

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An unbiased jury will side with us.

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What the hell?

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Vexler, did you stack the jury
with goat herders?!

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That's not fair! They love goats!

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Oopsie. I'm a bad wittle lawyer.

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Judge Marks, you old bag of balloons!

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Lord Vexler!

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A little gift... from my client.

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Mmm! Yummy!

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Looks like a pretty
goat-friendly judge and jury.

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But I trust ya, sweetie.

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Mikey, is the goat who ate the garden

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in this courtroom now?

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Yes.

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Can you point out him or her?

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Oh, come on.

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Let the record show
that Mikey pointed to Gobbler.

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Between this eyewitness testimony

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and the preponderance
of forensic evidence,

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you have no choice but to convict.

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No further questions, Your Honor.

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Wow, that was educational.

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I think I speak for everyone when I say,

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"Thanks for the nap, Alexandra."

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Nap!

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I'll take it from here.

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Michael, would you consider
goats to be stubborn animals?

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I mean, yeah.

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That's kind of their thing, right?

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Oh, so you think all goats are stubborn?

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Sounds like pretty classic
anti-goat bias to me.

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Goats. Goats. Goats. Goats. Goats. Goats.

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On behalf of Gobbler the goat,
I would like to enter a motion

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to countersue for defamation.

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Motion approved.

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- What?!
- Mr. Shitshoveler,

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the penalty for defamation... is death.

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So, if we lose this trial,
my dad will be killed?

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That's correct.

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Specifically, he will be fed
to the defendant.

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This is totally unfair.

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I mean, how are we supposed to win

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if Vexler won't play by the rules?

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Maybe we can still go
with the public defender.

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I've got a better idea.

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Is this sea or sky?

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Ooh, that's a bit of sky, I think.

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I shall put it in this area.

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This shall be the sky area.

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Good idea.

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Ooh!

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I think I've found a corner piece.

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Oh, wonderful!

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They are the key in a puzzle.

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Oh, Father, would you mind
if we take a brief respite

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from our puzzle party?

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Not at all. I'll be right here, son.

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It does sound like
your father's been given

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some rather rough treatment.

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- I-Is there anything I can do to help?
- Yes.

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I was thinking maybe
you could ask your dad

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to come down to the courthouse
and enforce a fair trial?

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Well, normally, I would be
terrified to ask my father anything,

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but we've become quite close
as of this morning,

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- so I'll give it a whirl.
- Thank you! Thank you!

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Okay, well, please hurry
because I don't know

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- how long we're gonna last in there.
- Okay.

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What did I miss?

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Honestly, it's been amazing.

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Lord Vexler totally broke Mikey down.

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I don't know what's real anymore.

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I'm so mixed up.

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Mwah! Bellissimo!

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Hey, big guy!

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Father, I was wondering if
you might do me a small favor.

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Of course, son. What is it?

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Would you mind popping down
to the courthouse very quickly?

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It turns out our judicial system

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might be a little less than fair.

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Are you saying...

163
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there's a problem with my laws?

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Nevermind, Papa. All is well.

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Oh, okay. Cool.

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Your Honor, I would like to introduce...

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Perfect timing. Where's the king?

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Uh, so, yes, bit of a good
news/bad news situation.

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Bad news is my dad's not coming.

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Good news is our father-son relationship

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is still progressing quite nicely.

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Well, what did he say when you asked him?

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Well, to be fair,
I didn't actually ask him.

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I sort of started to ask him,
but then I got a very strong vibe

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it was gonna be a no, so I just didn't.

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You didn't even ask him?!

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Al, he's been in such a good mood lately.

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- I didn't want to annoy him.
- So, not annoying your dad

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is more important than saving mine?

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What? No. Al, come on.

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Hear ye, hear ye! I'm the town crier!

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And it's the end of day two
of what's being called

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"The Trial of the Century."

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Closing arguments are tomorrow,

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but it's not looking good for Eddie,

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as depicted here
in this courtroom sketch.

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Lord Vexler, any comments
on today's proceedings?

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Yes, thank you.

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Some hard truths came to light
in there today,

190
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but all in all, we're confident

191
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that tomorrow, justice will prevail.

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I also want to let everyone know
that my client's written a book

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for sale entitled "If I Ate It,"

194
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now available wherever books are sold.

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Ooh. You got to read me that book.

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Father, do you mind
if I ask you something?

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There's a-a young woman
that I've come to know recently,

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and the truth is, I find myself
quite dazzled by her.

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But recently, I-I fear
I may have done something stupid

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that has ruined any chance
we have of growing closer.

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I-I was wondering if you had any advice.

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You should murder her.

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Um, Dad, when are you
going back to therapy?

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Never. I burnt down my therapist's hut

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when I realized that she was
charging me for a full hour

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and I had only been there for 50 minutes.

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I mean, what's that?

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So, you're, um... You're...

209
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You're back to being
how you've always been, then?

210
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Yep. I'll never grow or change.

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Change is weakness
creeping into the body.

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00:11:08,092 --> 00:11:10,204
Anyway, it's not like I'm sick.

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King Cragnoor, sire,
I'm sorry to inform you

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we've run out of Maraschino cherries.

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How's it coming, sweetheart?

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I'm trying to figure out
something that'll sway the jury,

217
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but it's not going great.

218
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You wouldn't happen to have a secret twin

219
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we could blame this all on, do you?

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I do, but not one that I'm close with.

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I'm sorry I got us into this, Dad.

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I was an idiot for thinking
I could change things.

223
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Oh, it's okay, sweetie.

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You know I'll be proud of you
until my dying breath,

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which is tomorrow.

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- Hi.
- What do you want?

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Look, I'm so sorry
I let you down earlier.

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Al, it was... very stupid of me.

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And I want to try and help.

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So it isn't much, but I-I
raided the royal library.

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Thought there might be something
in here that can help your case.

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What, this is... this is amazing.

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Thank you. Chauncley, seriously.

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Oh, no, it's the least I can do.

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Anyway, I'll, uh, leave you to it.

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Wait.

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Would you want to stay and help
me read through some of these?

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I-I'd love to.

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Chauncley. Chauncley, look.

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In closing,

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this trial has been
the most disturbing experience

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of my entire life.

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It's true, kids. Monsters are real.

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So I beg of you, find
Eddie Murphy Shitshoveler

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guilty on all counts

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and give my client, Gobbler the goat,

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the justice she so rightly deserves.

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I rest my case.

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Defense, your closing statement.

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Truth... justice...

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These are all concepts
I almost stopped believing in.

252
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But then I realized, sometimes
justice needs a new truth.

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And with that in mind,

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my father pleads guilty to all crimes!

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Order!

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00:14:35,867 --> 00:14:38,078
Oh, finally decided to give up, huh?

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Per this change of plea,
the court finds the defendant...

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Just one more thing, Your Honor.

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We all agree the goat
has the full legal right

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to eat my father.

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But here's the rub.

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How can a man legally be fed to a goat

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when that goat is also... his wife?

264
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Explain yourself, counselor.

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Chapter 14, article 221
"Lower Murkford Law"

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states that,
"No wife may eat her husband,"

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but there's no law that says
a man can't marry a goat.

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I see.

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And has this marriage been authorized

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by a royal representative?

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It has. By me.

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Seeing as Gobbler is royal property,

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when Mr. Shitshoveler asked
for her hand in marriage,

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I eagerly gave my blessing.

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I don't know what she sees
in this melted Popsicle,

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but, hey, I'm not gonna
talk her out of it.

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Objection! This is insane.

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A-A-A man can't marry a goat!

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Okay, that sounds like some
classic anti-goat bias to me.

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Goats. Goats.

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Order!

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After reviewing the exhibits

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and determining that Eddie and Gobbler

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clearly love each other very much,

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Mr. and Mrs. Shitshoveler...

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you are free to go.

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Great job, sweetie.

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- I'm proud of you.
- Thanks, Dad.

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All right, get your purse, dear.
We're going home.

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For real, thank you.

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I-I couldn't have done it without you.

292
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You're welcome. Al, I was wondering,

293
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would you ever want to hang...?

294
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Hello, Father.

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I've just been informed
that you aided a peasant

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in humiliating the Crown in court.

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Yes, and I can see how that
might be a trigger for you,

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but I'm still your son.

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What do you say we just move
past this and continue to heal?

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I say that this is the reason
I cursed God

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the moment you were born.

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When I saw your soft, weak mass

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expelled from your mother's womb,

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I knew my kingdom was doomed!

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You suck.

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- Chauncley, I'm sorry.
- It's fine. I'm used to it.

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Yes?

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- Oh!
- Ooh!

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Oh, hi!

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I brought your books back.

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I didn't want to go through the front

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'cause your dad was
strangling someone in the foyer.

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Oh, yikes. That's two in a day.

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Well, at least he'll sleep well tonight.

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You didn't have to come all this way,
by the way. That's very kind of you.

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I'm sorry you got in trouble
for helping me.

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It was worth it.

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Have you eaten dinner?

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Um...

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You know, I-I haven't.

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00:17:55,850 --> 00:17:57,018
Great.

322
00:17:57,384 --> 00:17:59,863
Sir, thank you so much for
having me. This is wonderful.

323
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Oh, it's our pleasure.

324
00:18:01,422 --> 00:18:03,733
Sorry the vegetables
are a little bit eaten.

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00:18:03,757 --> 00:18:07,838
Oh! No, I-I hadn't even noticed.

326
00:18:07,862 --> 00:18:09,706
We should say grace.

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00:18:09,730 --> 00:18:12,242
After all, we've had it
pretty good lately.

328
00:18:12,266 --> 00:18:14,077
Dad, things have been going horribly.

329
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The goat ate your garden,
and then you were almost killed.

330
00:18:17,204 --> 00:18:19,115
Oh, honey, don't be dramatic.

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Hands.

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Dear Lord, thank you for the privilege

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of eating this great meal
with family and new friends.

334
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Amen.

335
00:18:30,584 --> 00:18:32,684
Hey, babe, can you grab me a water?

336
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That's okay. Don't worry about it.

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Happy wife, happy life.

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