1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,687 All right, I've called you all here to ask for your support. 2 00:00:02,690 --> 00:00:05,108 - Taylor, my girlfriend... - We know Taylor. 3 00:00:05,110 --> 00:00:07,143 You don't have to specify that she's your girlfriend 4 00:00:07,145 --> 00:00:09,179 - every time. - I actually thought her full name 5 00:00:09,181 --> 00:00:11,181 was "Taylormygirlfriend." Now, wh... 6 00:00:11,183 --> 00:00:12,682 I don't always say it! 7 00:00:12,684 --> 00:00:14,918 Now, if I can please continue... 8 00:00:14,921 --> 00:00:16,286 Taylor... 9 00:00:16,288 --> 00:00:17,953 my girlfriend... 10 00:00:17,956 --> 00:00:19,489 will be coming over today 11 00:00:19,491 --> 00:00:21,891 to celebrate our 100 day-th anniversary. 12 00:00:21,893 --> 00:00:22,859 That's not a thing. 13 00:00:22,861 --> 00:00:24,260 And if it were, 100 "day-th" 14 00:00:24,262 --> 00:00:25,895 is not how you'd say it. 15 00:00:25,897 --> 00:00:28,331 "In a lot of movies, 16 00:00:28,333 --> 00:00:32,435 the pretty girl dates the dork for a bet. 17 00:00:32,437 --> 00:00:35,505 I still think this... is that." 18 00:00:35,507 --> 00:00:38,808 Good. This happens to be exactly why I wanted to talk. 19 00:00:38,810 --> 00:00:40,944 I want you to get this all out before she gets here. 20 00:00:40,946 --> 00:00:42,479 Insults, embarrassing stories... 21 00:00:42,481 --> 00:00:44,948 Let's do this! The time that cat chased Ray down the sewer. 22 00:00:44,950 --> 00:00:46,850 Remember when he ran into the glass sliding door 23 00:00:46,852 --> 00:00:48,284 three times at the same pool party? 24 00:00:48,286 --> 00:00:49,986 Bonk! Bonk! Bonk! 25 00:00:49,988 --> 00:00:52,055 Or the time he moonwalked at the sixth-grade talent show. 26 00:00:52,057 --> 00:00:54,524 Yeah, it looked like a horse was counting. 27 00:00:55,794 --> 00:00:57,293 You weren't even there for that. 28 00:00:57,295 --> 00:00:59,429 Yeah, well, I wasn't there when they shot Lincoln, either. 29 00:00:59,431 --> 00:01:01,731 But a thing's bad enough, word gets around. 30 00:01:01,733 --> 00:01:04,300 Come on. You guys can do better than that. 31 00:01:04,302 --> 00:01:06,536 What about all the cringy puns with my name... 32 00:01:06,538 --> 00:01:08,071 My "Ray-cation" 33 00:01:08,073 --> 00:01:11,015 or when I threw myself a "Ray-pride" parade? 34 00:01:11,018 --> 00:01:13,042 Or the multiple times I was catfished? 35 00:01:13,044 --> 00:01:14,310 How about my see-saw accident 36 00:01:14,312 --> 00:01:15,665 that "America's Funniest Home Videos" 37 00:01:15,667 --> 00:01:17,413 deemed too crotch-violent to air? 38 00:01:17,415 --> 00:01:19,149 My high-heel experiment? 39 00:01:23,021 --> 00:01:24,154 Taylor. 40 00:01:24,156 --> 00:01:26,790 I knocked, but no one answered. 41 00:01:26,792 --> 00:01:28,424 Um... 42 00:01:28,426 --> 00:01:30,059 I don't know if I want to do this 43 00:01:30,061 --> 00:01:32,762 in front of everyone, but... 44 00:01:32,764 --> 00:01:35,782 Happy 100 Day-th Anniversa-Ray! 45 00:01:35,785 --> 00:01:37,985 What?! 46 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:44,235 Wow. There really is someone for everyone. 47 00:01:44,238 --> 00:01:48,144 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 48 00:01:49,447 --> 00:01:50,780 Listen, Doctor, 49 00:01:50,782 --> 00:01:53,249 my friend's son has an untreated stone fruit allergy. 50 00:01:53,251 --> 00:01:55,903 You'll see him this week, or I'll have 15 moms 51 00:01:55,906 --> 00:01:58,007 come to your office and hurl peaches at you. 52 00:01:58,010 --> 00:02:00,784 Friday at 2:00. Yeah, thank you so much. 53 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,425 Where's Jimmy? 54 00:02:02,427 --> 00:02:04,828 Well, he came home from work and collapsed. 55 00:02:04,830 --> 00:02:07,130 This promotion's really taking it out of him. 56 00:02:07,132 --> 00:02:09,465 I hope you know how silly you sound, Kenneth, 57 00:02:09,467 --> 00:02:11,930 'cause I am thriving. 58 00:02:11,933 --> 00:02:14,436 What? I let you keep the fancy one. 59 00:02:14,439 --> 00:02:15,939 Jimmy, why are you so bloody tired? 60 00:02:15,941 --> 00:02:17,640 Yeah, isn't the whole point of being the boss 61 00:02:17,642 --> 00:02:19,509 so you can make other people tired? 62 00:02:19,511 --> 00:02:21,511 Yeah, but I've been working with these guys 63 00:02:21,513 --> 00:02:22,712 for a really long time. 64 00:02:22,714 --> 00:02:24,591 And by "working," I mean... 65 00:02:26,251 --> 00:02:28,651 Can someone make air quotes for me? 66 00:02:28,653 --> 00:02:30,019 "working." 67 00:02:30,021 --> 00:02:32,488 I find it weird to suddenly be ordering them around. 68 00:02:32,490 --> 00:02:33,957 But I'm managing. 69 00:02:33,959 --> 00:02:36,793 Enh. Eh, eh. Ehh... 70 00:02:37,896 --> 00:02:39,162 Hello? 71 00:02:39,164 --> 00:02:42,432 Stand down, Greer. I got you the appointment. 72 00:02:42,434 --> 00:02:44,500 Is there nothing this special-needs-mom phone tree 73 00:02:44,502 --> 00:02:45,735 cannot do? 74 00:02:45,737 --> 00:02:47,136 Right. And you won't be needing 75 00:02:47,138 --> 00:02:49,005 all those peaches after all. 76 00:02:49,007 --> 00:02:51,180 Oh, you did? 77 00:02:51,183 --> 00:02:53,115 I don't know. Maybe a cobbler? 78 00:02:54,344 --> 00:02:57,313 My mom's always helping her special-needs-mom friends, too. 79 00:02:57,315 --> 00:03:00,149 Yep, that's my mom... Always a helper, no downside. 80 00:03:00,151 --> 00:03:01,618 I just love how we're so in syn... 81 00:03:01,620 --> 00:03:02,724 In sync! 82 00:03:02,727 --> 00:03:04,987 Whoa. That was crazy. 83 00:03:04,990 --> 00:03:07,624 It's amazing how alike our families are, 84 00:03:07,626 --> 00:03:10,026 how we're both so devoted to our brothers. 85 00:03:11,296 --> 00:03:13,630 There he is... The light of my life. 86 00:03:13,632 --> 00:03:16,366 All right, bring it in. Come on. 87 00:03:17,869 --> 00:03:21,037 Ow! You jerk! That kills! 88 00:03:21,039 --> 00:03:23,106 Ray! That's your brother! 89 00:03:23,108 --> 00:03:25,041 Ohhh... you thought I was mad? 90 00:03:25,043 --> 00:03:28,077 Oh, no, it's just a catchphrase in our family. 91 00:03:28,079 --> 00:03:29,345 Hey, you jerk. That kills. 92 00:03:29,347 --> 00:03:31,681 How did you even know I was gonna do this? 93 00:03:31,683 --> 00:03:32,682 Ow! 94 00:03:32,684 --> 00:03:34,083 Okay, then. 95 00:03:34,085 --> 00:03:37,253 I guess it seems we're not so in sync on everything. 96 00:03:37,255 --> 00:03:38,554 Are you breaking up with me?! 97 00:03:38,556 --> 00:03:40,790 No, I'm just seeing that we have some differences. 98 00:03:40,792 --> 00:03:41,691 No, we don't. 99 00:03:41,693 --> 00:03:44,027 Please. I'm a little over the top. 100 00:03:44,029 --> 00:03:47,530 I started a 5K run for my brother. 101 00:03:47,532 --> 00:03:49,098 Are you telling me you didn't hear 102 00:03:49,100 --> 00:03:50,733 about the thing I started for JJ? 103 00:03:50,735 --> 00:03:53,803 You started a charity for your brother, too? 104 00:03:53,805 --> 00:03:55,104 What's it called? 105 00:03:55,106 --> 00:03:56,539 JJ's Dream. 106 00:03:56,541 --> 00:03:57,974 Oh, great name. 107 00:03:57,976 --> 00:03:59,642 It is, right? 108 00:03:59,644 --> 00:04:00,977 So, we're still in sync. 109 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:03,346 Just two crazy kids with special-needs siblings 110 00:04:03,348 --> 00:04:05,848 who they love more than anything else in this world. 111 00:04:09,321 --> 00:04:12,095 I hate you so much right now. 112 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:17,056 All right, guys, I'm still a little sore from yesterday, 113 00:04:17,058 --> 00:04:18,716 so I'm gonna need everyone to pitch in. 114 00:04:18,719 --> 00:04:20,589 We got a plane to load. 115 00:04:20,591 --> 00:04:22,394 Nothing! Way wide! 116 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:24,229 Let's go, Undercover Boss! 117 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:27,199 I'm not an undercover boss. This is my real hair. 118 00:04:27,201 --> 00:04:28,500 I want to believe you, man, 119 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:30,369 but that is what an undercover boss would say. 120 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:32,638 Last hole, Jimmy, all right? I'm five under! 121 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:33,839 Wow. All right, um, 122 00:04:33,841 --> 00:04:35,674 finish strong, meet me on the tarmac. 123 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:37,009 Booyah! 124 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:39,878 Hold the plane! 125 00:04:44,018 --> 00:04:46,423 We know you have a choice in carriers! 126 00:04:46,426 --> 00:04:47,860 You chose wrong! 127 00:04:47,863 --> 00:04:49,254 Okay, another leg lift. 128 00:04:49,256 --> 00:04:50,837 Good! Good. 129 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:53,092 Hi, JJ. 130 00:04:53,094 --> 00:04:54,826 Hey, JJ's physical therapist. 131 00:04:54,829 --> 00:04:56,628 I've been working with him for five years. 132 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:57,963 You should know my name. 133 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,631 Do you know mine? 134 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,033 Well played, JJ's sister. 135 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:04,336 - Hey! - Ohh! 136 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:06,105 What is wrong with you? 137 00:05:06,107 --> 00:05:07,863 This is my space. 138 00:05:07,866 --> 00:05:09,775 Man, I was hiding. 139 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:11,143 She doesn't know I'm here. 140 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:12,978 Ever since Joyce and I almost got together... 141 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,580 "Joyce"! 142 00:05:14,582 --> 00:05:16,949 Hey, Joyce! Kenneth is in here! 143 00:05:16,951 --> 00:05:18,317 I knew it! 144 00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:22,888 So, good news. 145 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:25,190 Found the bass, found the dog. 146 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:28,696 Lost the dog. 147 00:05:28,699 --> 00:05:31,497 Maya! Hi. 148 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:34,466 Hi, darling. I thought I'd surprise you with lunch. 149 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:35,868 Great. You know the crew. 150 00:05:35,870 --> 00:05:36,902 Oh, yeah. 151 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:39,605 Undercover Boss, High Waist, Has-to-Pee. 152 00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:40,639 Darling. 153 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:44,343 You shouldn't be doing their work. 154 00:05:44,345 --> 00:05:46,545 You're the boss now. Command them. 155 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:47,913 I don't know how to be the heavy. 156 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:49,581 Then just be me being the heavy. 157 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:52,746 Imagine you're me when we're in the hospital with JJ. 158 00:05:52,749 --> 00:05:54,253 My son is suffering! 159 00:05:54,255 --> 00:05:56,655 And you're all just standing around, doing nothing! 160 00:05:56,657 --> 00:05:57,689 He's had his meds. 161 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:59,058 This isn't about meds! 162 00:05:59,060 --> 00:06:00,259 You gave him applesauce! 163 00:06:00,261 --> 00:06:01,894 He doesn't care for applesauce! 164 00:06:01,896 --> 00:06:03,095 He needs pudding! 165 00:06:03,097 --> 00:06:05,364 Give my son his pudding!! 166 00:06:07,234 --> 00:06:09,068 That tone got us a lot of pudding. 167 00:06:09,070 --> 00:06:10,803 Try it. Go on. 168 00:06:10,805 --> 00:06:13,439 Get that pudding, Jimmy. Get it. 169 00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:15,174 I said get back to work! 170 00:06:18,315 --> 00:06:19,611 Mm. 171 00:06:21,515 --> 00:06:23,715 I feel like an old man changing a digital clock. 172 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:24,917 I can do this! 173 00:06:24,919 --> 00:06:26,018 Hmm! 174 00:06:26,020 --> 00:06:28,587 You make a rather sexy Maya, too. 175 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:29,488 Thank you. 176 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:30,756 Uh, so do you. Mm. 177 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:33,125 This is all vegetables. 178 00:06:33,127 --> 00:06:34,593 Where is my meat? 179 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:40,866 You! 180 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:42,201 I was saving that! 181 00:06:42,203 --> 00:06:43,235 I'm sorry. 182 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:45,070 "I'm sorry" is not going to cut it. 183 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:46,638 The summer was so glorious. 184 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,607 We had baseball and fireflies 185 00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:50,509 and no you! 186 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:52,324 Now everywhere I turn, there you ar... 187 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:56,548 Did you just take another bite? 188 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:59,051 You know I stress-eat, Dylan! 189 00:07:01,155 --> 00:07:03,422 Hey, can you explain something? 190 00:07:03,424 --> 00:07:05,524 I keep trying to search "JJ's Dream," 191 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:06,959 but nothing comes up. 192 00:07:06,961 --> 00:07:08,460 No online presence. 193 00:07:08,462 --> 00:07:10,329 That's part of what sank us. 194 00:07:10,331 --> 00:07:12,898 I've been waiting for the right time to tell you. 195 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:15,534 JJ's Dream... 196 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:16,535 is dead. 197 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:17,803 But what happened? 198 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:20,010 It's a tough time for charities. 199 00:07:20,013 --> 00:07:21,783 You go home tonight, 200 00:07:21,786 --> 00:07:23,876 you find that 5K and you hold it tight, 201 00:07:23,878 --> 00:07:25,410 'cause you just don't know. 202 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:28,647 I'm so, so sorry. 203 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:32,851 Is there anything I can do to make you feel better? 204 00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:34,586 Some water would be nice. 205 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:38,924 "Water"? 206 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:41,827 Sure. Pretty girl on the bed. Time for some water! 207 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:46,365 JJ! I heard about your dream. 208 00:07:47,263 --> 00:07:48,362 "You did? 209 00:07:48,365 --> 00:07:51,100 It might not have even been you." 210 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:54,473 "It was a C-O-M... 211 00:07:54,475 --> 00:07:57,009 Composite of a lot of peop..." 212 00:07:57,011 --> 00:07:58,243 What? 213 00:07:58,245 --> 00:08:00,712 N... I mean the charity. 214 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:02,648 The one Ray started to honor you. 215 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:03,782 Such a sweet thing. 216 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:05,384 Whoa! Hey, guys. 217 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:09,188 "So, my C-H... charity..." 218 00:08:09,190 --> 00:08:11,256 Oh, yeah, I-I was just honest with Taylor 219 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:13,025 and how we're out of money. 220 00:08:13,027 --> 00:08:14,159 Let's just drop it. 221 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:17,329 "But we'll make money at the big F-U-N... 222 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:18,897 Fundraiser this Saturday." 223 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:19,932 Oh! There's a fundraiser? 224 00:08:19,934 --> 00:08:21,500 No, there's no fundraiser. 225 00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:25,037 "Yes. At the A-S-H... Ashcroft. 226 00:08:25,039 --> 00:08:26,705 You must come." 227 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:27,773 I wouldn't miss it! 228 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:30,108 The fundraiser was canceled, remember? 229 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:32,711 "P-A... Pamela e-mailed. 230 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:34,112 It's back on." 231 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:36,748 That's impossible! Pamela's dead! 232 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:40,219 "Not Pamela A. Pamela G." 233 00:08:40,221 --> 00:08:41,353 Well, this is great! 234 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:43,689 I don't know. She just died. 235 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:45,123 "We'll do it for Pamela. 236 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:47,059 And you. 237 00:08:47,061 --> 00:08:50,229 You W-O... You worked so hard. 238 00:08:50,231 --> 00:08:53,665 You're going to get what you D-E... deserve." 239 00:08:54,616 --> 00:08:56,349 Oh, I'm so excited! 240 00:08:58,439 --> 00:08:59,738 Here's your water. 241 00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:09,448 I was trying not to startle you! 242 00:09:09,450 --> 00:09:10,649 What better place would you stand 243 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:12,651 if you were trying to startle me?! 244 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:14,453 Listen, I thought about what you had to say 245 00:09:14,455 --> 00:09:17,222 about me being in your space, and I get it. 246 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:20,892 When I was a kid, I had to share a room with my two sisters. 247 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,194 That was bad enough. 248 00:09:22,196 --> 00:09:23,795 And then she came... 249 00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:25,430 Aunt Martha. 250 00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:27,933 Every time I turned around, she was in my face! 251 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:30,102 I couldn't escape that woman. 252 00:09:30,104 --> 00:09:32,137 A few years in... she died. 253 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:33,272 And you felt terrible? 254 00:09:33,274 --> 00:09:35,207 It was the best day of my life! 255 00:09:35,209 --> 00:09:37,075 The woman was horrible. 256 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:40,345 My point is, I will not be your Aunt Martha. 257 00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:43,024 From now on, you'll never see me in this house again... ever. 258 00:09:43,027 --> 00:09:45,961 This house is way too small. It would be impos... 259 00:09:47,521 --> 00:09:49,354 Dang! 260 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:51,823 Undercover Boss, back to work. 261 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:53,358 Oh, yeah, yeah. In a bit, Jimmy. 262 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,260 Now. You can play luggage golf on your break. 263 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:56,628 But I'm on a hot streak here. 264 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:58,590 Hey, actually, you know what... Can you film this? 265 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:03,235 No, I've tried doing my best "Maya." He's immune. 266 00:10:03,237 --> 00:10:05,557 No, no. J-Just tell him more forcefully to go back to work. 267 00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:08,907 Hey! 268 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:10,242 I'm talking to you! 269 00:10:10,244 --> 00:10:11,576 What's with you, Jimmy? 270 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:13,545 Oh, see? You've got his attention. Go on. 271 00:10:13,547 --> 00:10:15,440 Put the bag down now. 272 00:10:15,443 --> 00:10:17,482 Ooh, that was very Maya, wasn't it? 273 00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:19,184 It was also very hot. 274 00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:20,452 Or what? 275 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:21,753 Do you want to find out? 276 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:22,854 That's it, baby. 277 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,556 Yeah, be me for Mommy. 278 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:29,661 Nice shot. 279 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,330 You're fired. 280 00:10:31,332 --> 00:10:33,532 Yeah, that's right! Who else wants some? 281 00:10:33,534 --> 00:10:35,735 I do! I do! Me! Me! Get home quickly! 282 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,951 So, this is the Balboa Room. 283 00:10:37,954 --> 00:10:39,581 It's our most popular event space. 284 00:10:39,584 --> 00:10:41,762 Is this kind of what you had in mind? 285 00:10:41,765 --> 00:10:45,667 You know, Marci, today I'm just exploring the possibilities, 286 00:10:45,669 --> 00:10:47,235 getting the juices flowing. 287 00:10:47,237 --> 00:10:48,670 Okay. Uh, when is the event? 288 00:10:48,672 --> 00:10:49,771 It's tomorrow. 289 00:10:49,773 --> 00:10:51,073 Oh. My. 290 00:10:51,075 --> 00:10:53,842 Um... well, the room is available tomorrow. 291 00:10:53,844 --> 00:10:55,444 Feels meant to be. 292 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:57,979 Now, I see that the space is empty. 293 00:10:57,981 --> 00:11:01,616 I'm guessing the hotel provides tables, chairs... 294 00:11:01,618 --> 00:11:02,918 guests? 295 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:05,187 Well, traditionally, the host provides the guests. 296 00:11:05,189 --> 00:11:06,922 I'm not fancy like that. 297 00:11:07,925 --> 00:11:09,591 All right, now let's talk cost. 298 00:11:09,593 --> 00:11:11,593 Of course. This is our proposal. 299 00:11:11,595 --> 00:11:13,275 Oh, it's in its own folder. 300 00:11:13,278 --> 00:11:14,310 Yes. 301 00:11:15,799 --> 00:11:17,833 You know, I was hoping that the fact 302 00:11:17,835 --> 00:11:20,936 that it's for a charity might factor into the cost. 303 00:11:20,938 --> 00:11:23,605 JJ's Dream does some very important work. 304 00:11:23,607 --> 00:11:25,540 What exactly is it that you do? 305 00:11:25,542 --> 00:11:27,743 What might you... like us to do? 306 00:11:28,493 --> 00:11:29,778 Can I have the folder back? 307 00:11:29,780 --> 00:11:31,747 Yes, you can. 308 00:11:31,749 --> 00:11:38,014 "I W-A... want some chips." 309 00:11:38,017 --> 00:11:39,183 Sure thing. 310 00:11:39,186 --> 00:11:40,719 Gotcha! 311 00:11:40,722 --> 00:11:42,491 Oh. 312 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:43,859 Okay, big man. 313 00:11:43,861 --> 00:11:47,629 I guess there's nothing I can do to lure you out. 314 00:11:47,631 --> 00:11:49,131 Jazz is lame! 315 00:11:49,133 --> 00:11:51,566 Hot tubs are lame! 316 00:11:51,568 --> 00:11:53,301 That's all I know about you! 317 00:11:56,974 --> 00:11:58,740 I've been a very bad employee. 318 00:11:58,742 --> 00:12:02,144 I've been late, I've stolen office supplies, 319 00:12:02,146 --> 00:12:04,780 I microwaved fish in the break room. 320 00:12:09,286 --> 00:12:10,252 Please stop. 321 00:12:10,254 --> 00:12:11,186 Why? 322 00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:12,487 I'm tired, had an awful day, 323 00:12:12,489 --> 00:12:15,123 and Kenneth is very clearly standing in our closet. 324 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:16,958 Oop! Sorry. 325 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,560 I was just hiding from Dylan. 326 00:12:18,562 --> 00:12:20,829 I didn't see any sexy role play. 327 00:12:23,867 --> 00:12:25,934 Work was a nightmare. 328 00:12:25,936 --> 00:12:28,136 We got so much done. 329 00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:30,439 Everyone's doing their jobs, but they're all afraid of me. 330 00:12:30,441 --> 00:12:31,706 Where's the fun in that? 331 00:12:31,708 --> 00:12:33,475 Well, you're the boss. It's not supposed to be fun. 332 00:12:33,477 --> 00:12:35,043 It can be a little fun. 333 00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:36,745 It's not my dream career. 334 00:12:36,747 --> 00:12:38,947 The nicknames, the games... That's all for me. 335 00:12:38,949 --> 00:12:41,249 You know another airline scooped up Undercover Boss? 336 00:12:41,251 --> 00:12:42,751 Oh, no. I didn't watch the news today. 337 00:12:42,753 --> 00:12:44,900 I tried to be you. 338 00:12:44,903 --> 00:12:46,054 I'm not you. 339 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,355 Then you've got to try and find a way 340 00:12:47,357 --> 00:12:49,124 to be the boss and be you. 341 00:12:49,126 --> 00:12:52,093 Such a shame, though. 342 00:12:52,095 --> 00:12:54,362 Stern Jimmy really worked for me. 343 00:12:54,364 --> 00:12:56,565 Like, really. 344 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,510 Oh, sorry. 345 00:12:58,513 --> 00:13:00,969 It was nice being the kind of boss that turns you on, 346 00:13:00,971 --> 00:13:05,507 but... I need to be the kind of boss that turns me on. 347 00:13:21,325 --> 00:13:24,125 Is that a gas leak? 348 00:13:24,127 --> 00:13:25,260 A gas leak! 349 00:13:26,497 --> 00:13:30,098 So, this fake JJ's Dream was supposed to do what? 350 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,299 I came up with it last night. 351 00:13:31,301 --> 00:13:33,168 JJ's Dream builds accessible playgrounds 352 00:13:33,170 --> 00:13:35,370 where kids of all abilities can play together. 353 00:13:35,372 --> 00:13:36,338 Kind of nice, right? 354 00:13:36,340 --> 00:13:38,240 "She'd love you for that. 355 00:13:38,242 --> 00:13:39,207 Pass." 356 00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:41,309 Oh, JJ, isn't it a lovely thing 357 00:13:41,311 --> 00:13:43,211 your liar brother isn't doing? 358 00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:45,780 It doesn't matter. I don't have to really do it. 359 00:13:45,782 --> 00:13:47,816 The gas leak in the kitchen gave me an idea. 360 00:13:47,818 --> 00:13:49,818 Taylor and I will get to the hotel, 361 00:13:49,820 --> 00:13:52,120 I'll get a text on my phone saying that there's a gas leak 362 00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:53,502 and that the fundraiser's off. 363 00:13:53,505 --> 00:13:55,690 All you guys have to do is show up and act disappointed. 364 00:13:55,692 --> 00:13:58,393 Well, we won't have to act disappointed, darling. 365 00:13:58,395 --> 00:14:01,229 Now we're all getting dragged into your latest moonwalk. 366 00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:02,998 You lied. Deal with it. 367 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,299 We all lie. 368 00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:06,735 Our family crest is Pinocchio pushing a wheelchair. 369 00:14:06,737 --> 00:14:08,904 Wait. There's a gas leak in our kitchen? 370 00:14:08,906 --> 00:14:11,312 JJ, I was wrong to use you to score points with Taylor. 371 00:14:11,315 --> 00:14:12,296 I'm sorry. 372 00:14:12,299 --> 00:14:14,676 But making me do this fundraiser... 373 00:14:14,678 --> 00:14:16,478 What do you get out of this? 374 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:17,846 "This." 375 00:14:17,848 --> 00:14:20,749 So that's it? No one's gonna help me? 376 00:14:20,751 --> 00:14:23,351 When JJ's in trouble, you guys do anything to help him. 377 00:14:23,353 --> 00:14:24,719 Mom, you've got a phone tree 378 00:14:24,721 --> 00:14:26,421 full of strangers who you'd kill for, 379 00:14:26,423 --> 00:14:28,523 but you won't do this one thing for me! 380 00:14:28,525 --> 00:14:29,572 Ray, wait. 381 00:14:29,575 --> 00:14:32,227 And this is a perfectly acceptable moonwalk. 382 00:14:41,705 --> 00:14:44,973 Okay, this might be the gas leak talking, 383 00:14:44,975 --> 00:14:48,143 but I think his moonwalk's gotten pretty sharp. 384 00:14:51,274 --> 00:14:53,307 It's no fun to watch Ray suffer, 385 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,711 but he did bring it on himself. 386 00:14:55,714 --> 00:14:59,580 "No. I B-R... Brought it on him." 387 00:14:59,582 --> 00:15:01,549 So what? You're a big brother. 388 00:15:01,551 --> 00:15:03,634 Big brothers make little brothers pay. 389 00:15:05,188 --> 00:15:08,956 "They also H-E... Help sometimes. 390 00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:12,626 Maybe it's time Ray gets a W-I..." 391 00:15:12,628 --> 00:15:15,096 Oh, win... "Ray gets a win." 392 00:15:15,098 --> 00:15:16,797 Ray gets a win. 393 00:15:16,799 --> 00:15:18,432 Ray gets a win. 394 00:15:18,434 --> 00:15:21,635 - Ray gets a win. - Yeah. He'll fail on his own terms. 395 00:15:21,637 --> 00:15:23,027 He'll fail on his own terms! 396 00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:24,785 He'll fail on his own terms! 397 00:15:24,907 --> 00:15:26,440 He'll fail on his own terms! 398 00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:29,443 Excuse me. 399 00:15:29,445 --> 00:15:31,112 I'm here for Undercover Boss. 400 00:15:31,114 --> 00:15:33,180 - Who? - Oh, sorry. Uh, Joe? 401 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:34,648 Medium height, fake-looking goatee? 402 00:15:34,650 --> 00:15:35,816 You mean '80s Magician? 403 00:15:35,818 --> 00:15:37,451 Oh, my God. He does look like an '80s magician. 404 00:15:37,453 --> 00:15:38,652 He really does. 405 00:15:38,654 --> 00:15:39,987 Doesn't matter. I'm hiring him back. 406 00:15:39,989 --> 00:15:42,356 No way. He adds character to my crew. 407 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,557 I-I'll play you for him. 408 00:15:43,559 --> 00:15:45,259 - What? - One round of luggage golf. 409 00:15:45,261 --> 00:15:46,861 I win, I get him back. 410 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,029 And if I win? 411 00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,664 Then you can have any member of my crew. 412 00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:51,799 Long Hair Bald, 413 00:15:51,801 --> 00:15:52,833 Too Handsome, 414 00:15:52,835 --> 00:15:54,802 Old Pregnant. 415 00:16:08,684 --> 00:16:11,919 Give it up, Jimmy. You need to sink this to win. 416 00:16:11,921 --> 00:16:14,021 It ain't happening. 417 00:16:14,023 --> 00:16:15,890 I think you underestimate how much I screwed around 418 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,558 before I was in charge. 419 00:16:27,103 --> 00:16:28,836 That's my boss! 420 00:16:28,838 --> 00:16:30,290 What's going on here? 421 00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:33,307 I just won you back in a high-stakes game of luggage golf. 422 00:16:33,309 --> 00:16:34,508 You're working for me again. 423 00:16:34,510 --> 00:16:35,743 Wait, you won me? 424 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,912 What, like a... Some kind of carnival prize? 425 00:16:40,550 --> 00:16:42,883 Call me a rock-hard Minion full of sawdust, 426 00:16:42,885 --> 00:16:44,552 because I am yours. 427 00:16:46,122 --> 00:16:47,455 Boss move, Jimmy! 428 00:16:47,457 --> 00:16:48,956 You'd know. 429 00:16:48,958 --> 00:16:50,991 Okay, and reach. 430 00:16:50,993 --> 00:16:52,860 Reach. Get those toes. You got this. 431 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,047 Oh. 432 00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:58,599 Huh. I'm a coward. 433 00:16:58,601 --> 00:16:59,834 You're not safe with me. 434 00:16:59,836 --> 00:17:02,269 Sorry, Joyce. I-I thought you were Kenneth. 435 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,071 Where is he? 436 00:17:04,073 --> 00:17:06,974 "He went home." 437 00:17:06,976 --> 00:17:08,943 Aww. Already? 438 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:11,078 "You miss him." 439 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:13,814 Huh. I guess I kind of do. 440 00:17:13,816 --> 00:17:15,783 Yeah. 441 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:17,151 Let's torch his car. 442 00:17:19,755 --> 00:17:22,823 Ray, are you okay? You look really nervous. 443 00:17:22,825 --> 00:17:25,259 Yeah, it's just normal pre-gala jitters. 444 00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:26,560 The day I don't get these, 445 00:17:26,562 --> 00:17:29,196 I'll know it's time to get out of the gala game. 446 00:17:29,198 --> 00:17:30,831 Hold on. I'm getting a text. 447 00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:32,533 I hope it's not bad news. 448 00:17:33,669 --> 00:17:35,336 Oh, no! There's been a gas le... 449 00:17:35,338 --> 00:17:37,204 Ray, it's your parents! 450 00:17:37,206 --> 00:17:39,607 Mom. Dad. You're here. 451 00:17:39,609 --> 00:17:40,875 You must've heard about the gas... 452 00:17:40,877 --> 00:17:42,743 Taylor, don't you look lovely. 453 00:17:42,745 --> 00:17:44,145 Darling, we're so proud of you. 454 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,080 Tonight's gonna be awesome. 455 00:17:46,082 --> 00:17:47,748 Wait! No! The gas leak! 456 00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:48,949 It's gonna blow! 457 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:56,624 This is amazing, Ray! 458 00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:58,759 Ray? 459 00:17:59,762 --> 00:18:01,295 - Ooh. - Ohh. Are you okay? 460 00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,764 Sorry. Didn't faint. Slipped. 461 00:18:03,766 --> 00:18:04,932 I'm gonna go check it out. 462 00:18:07,276 --> 00:18:09,570 What happened? What is this all? 463 00:18:09,572 --> 00:18:11,539 Your brother thought you deserved a win. 464 00:18:11,541 --> 00:18:13,007 So your mother sent a flare 465 00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:15,142 up the special-needs-mom phone tree. 466 00:18:15,144 --> 00:18:16,644 Greer has a hookup at the hotel. 467 00:18:16,646 --> 00:18:19,413 Helen has a catering company, so there's food. 468 00:18:19,415 --> 00:18:20,481 But just for Taylor. 469 00:18:20,483 --> 00:18:22,416 But... all the people? 470 00:18:22,418 --> 00:18:25,486 Oh, Danica... She runs 12-step programs. 471 00:18:25,488 --> 00:18:28,222 Each table is a different addiction. 472 00:18:28,224 --> 00:18:30,925 Ah, but tonight, they're all addicted to helping you. 473 00:18:30,927 --> 00:18:32,826 And also still drugs. 474 00:18:39,101 --> 00:18:42,069 So... I only hide from you when we're at home. 475 00:18:42,071 --> 00:18:43,971 So, how does such a pretty girl 476 00:18:43,973 --> 00:18:46,874 get addicted to such an ugly thing? 477 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,697 Fine. Act like I'm not even here. 478 00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:50,945 Isn't that what you want? 479 00:18:50,947 --> 00:18:52,546 You're not Aunt Martha. 480 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:53,714 I don't want you dead. 481 00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:55,316 That's... 482 00:18:55,318 --> 00:18:57,484 the nicest thing you've ever said to me. 483 00:18:57,487 --> 00:18:59,586 I didn't realize how fun you are. 484 00:18:59,589 --> 00:19:00,921 Come back. 485 00:19:00,923 --> 00:19:02,590 I will. 486 00:19:02,592 --> 00:19:05,125 But I need to ask you something first. 487 00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:07,828 Where the hell am I, what is JJ's Dream, and... 488 00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:09,544 can a brother get some food?! 489 00:19:09,547 --> 00:19:13,234 Attention, everyone. The big moment has arrived. 490 00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:15,436 It's now time to present 491 00:19:15,438 --> 00:19:19,473 the JJ's Dream "Dreamer of the Year Award" to... 492 00:19:19,475 --> 00:19:20,507 Ray DiMeo! 493 00:19:22,878 --> 00:19:24,003 Whoo! 494 00:19:25,348 --> 00:19:26,780 I had to swipe this from reception, 495 00:19:26,782 --> 00:19:29,049 but congrats on being such a great hotel. 496 00:19:32,521 --> 00:19:34,989 Wow. I-I don't know what to say. 497 00:19:34,991 --> 00:19:37,224 I'd like to thank Taylor. 498 00:19:37,226 --> 00:19:40,160 I'd also like to thank my family. 499 00:19:40,162 --> 00:19:41,395 Taylor's my girlfriend. 500 00:19:43,566 --> 00:19:46,133 Mom, Dad, Dylan, JJ, 501 00:19:46,135 --> 00:19:49,203 you had my back when I needed you. 502 00:19:49,205 --> 00:19:51,105 You've done so much, I feel kind of bad. 503 00:19:53,376 --> 00:19:55,643 Wait. I know what I'm gonna do. 504 00:19:55,645 --> 00:19:57,544 I'm doing this charity! 505 00:19:57,546 --> 00:19:59,046 Like, for real. 506 00:19:59,048 --> 00:20:01,081 JJ's Dream is a reality. 507 00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:02,449 We're doing this. 508 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,318 Thank you, everyone. Good night. 509 00:20:06,989 --> 00:20:09,657 I'm so proud of you. 510 00:20:09,659 --> 00:20:11,125 I just have one question. 511 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:13,127 Up there, you said you were doing it. 512 00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:16,113 But what exactly does JJ's Dream do? 513 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,871 "It B-U-I... builds 514 00:20:23,873 --> 00:20:25,773 P-L... playgrounds 515 00:20:25,775 --> 00:20:30,377 so kids of all A-B-I... abilities 516 00:20:30,379 --> 00:20:34,555 can play T-O... together." 517 00:20:35,594 --> 00:20:37,985 That is such a beautiful idea. 518 00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:41,288 I love you so much right now. 519 00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:46,226 Owwwww! 520 00:20:51,267 --> 00:20:57,438 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 521 00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:58,773 Man, he's good.