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What's this meeting about?

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Did someone find my meatball sub?

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A, we would never have
a meeting about that.

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- B, you are holding it.
- Oh.

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Meeting adjourned.

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Meeting's not over, dummy.

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Terry said he had some news
from the office

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of Commissioner Wuntch.

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What does that human blister want now?

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Does she intend
to demote me even further?

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Or perhaps she'll transfer me
to the swamps of New Jersey

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so I can patrol the sinkhole
where she was spawned.

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Or it's possible
the announcement has nothing

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- to do with you.
- Oh, good thinking, Peralta.

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You're right.

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Maybe Madeline wants to inform
us all that she's a Cheuksin.

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- A what?
- A Cheuksin.

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A Korean toilet ghost,
lives in an outhouse,

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wraps her hair around your
throat and chokes you to death

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- while you move your bowels.
- You know what?

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I will give you $6,000
if the announcement

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is she's a Cheuksin.

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Okay, everyone. I have some news.

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That Madeline Wuntch
is a Korean toilet ghost?

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Boring. We already knew that.

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Madeline Wuntch is dead.

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Say what now?

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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com

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- Wait, Wuntch is dead?
- Yeah.

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The Commissioner's office
just notified us.

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No way that's true.

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As Wuntch says when she sees deodorant,

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"I'm not buying it."

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- Sir, she's dead.
- Oh, Terry.

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Zombies can't die.
This is some sort of scam.

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If she were dead,

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we would be hearing
the sounds of children

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- singing in the streets.
- I don't know, sir.

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You didn't believe it when we told you

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the Disco Strangler died, either.

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And I was right. He was faking it.

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Maybe she's alive.

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Why would Wuntch fake her own death?

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The same reason she visits
Mexico once a year

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and sucks the blood from all the goats.

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For kicks.

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Look, I don't know what to tell you,

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but she's dead. What do you want?

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To open up her coffin
and check for yourself?

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Oh, she's very dead.

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Hello, gentlemen.

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Guess who's walking
the red carpet this Saturday?

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- Chord Overstreet.
- Who?

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- Sam Evans from "Glee."
- No, me.

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Why would you guess that?
I was clearly talking about me.

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Okay, but for the record,

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I bet Chord Overstreet
will also be walking one.

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Stop talking about Chord Overstreet.

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No, I'm going to the world premiere

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of "Kwazy Kupcakes: The Movie."

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Whoa! How'd you get the invite?

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My buddy Mikey J. hooked me up.

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Oh, your ska friend?
Did he work on the movie?

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No, he submitted an unsolicited script

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that a producer accidentally opened

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so legally they had to give him
a "story by" credit,

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and now I've got four tickets.

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Wow. So who you bringing?

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You know, Cagney and Lacey
love "Kwazy Kupcakes."

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- They are crazy Kwazy fans.
- Huh, cool.

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Well, if you guys
are free this Saturday...

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Stop, before you say
anything you regret,

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you should know that "Kwazy Kupcakes"

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means a lot to Nikolaj.

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At the orphanage,
that game was his only friend.

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Touching, but Cagney and Lacey

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don't have any friends at all.

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Maybe they can make some at this event.

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So what do you say, Jake?

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- Whose kids do you like more?
- What?

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Wait, wait, wait.
That's not what this is about.

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No, Boyle's right.
Whose kids do you like more?

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- Tell us now.
- Okay.

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You guys are being really intense.

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I like all of your kids an equal amount.

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Just give me some space
and I'll figure out

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- who I'm gonna take.
- Okay, backing off.

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- Stepping away.
- Making room.

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- Letting you breathe.
- Thank you.

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Did you both just send me
pictures of your kids crying?

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No.

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Ding, dong, the Wuntch is dead.

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Bagels for everyone!

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So I guess you believe it now.

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Yep. Wanna see the selfies I took?

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- Actually, yes.
- I'll share the album with you.

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Oh, my God!

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I just heard about Wuntch!

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She was so young!

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For a redwood tree.

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Uh, I don't understand what's going on.

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- Why are you crying?
- A person is dead.

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- I feel sad.
- That's insane.

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You don't feel sad when a monster dies

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in a monster movie.

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In "E.T.,"

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do you feel sad when E.T. dies?

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- Yes.
- He wasn't a monster.

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- He caused a real commotion.
- It isn't just Wuntch.

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I started seeing a fertility doctor

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and she has me taking hormones
to help with ovulation

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and my emotions are in overdrive.

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Well, I know just the thing
to cheer you up.

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Wuntch is dead! Bagel!

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Bagel! Bagel!

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Sir, I am loving this color on you,

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but don't you think
you should tone it down?

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Why, in case I run into her family?

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I'm not planning any trips
to the Bronx Zoo.

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Wait.

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Does this mean you're gonna
be captain again?

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It does.

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The Chief of Personnel called

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to say the promotion is in the works.

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Her death means I've won.

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It's finally over.

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An email from Madeline Wuntch?

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Subject line, "It's not over."

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My friends,

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I have a proclamation to bestow upon ye.

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Why are you talking like that?

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And why'd you have us come in here?

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Is this about the tickets?

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It is indeed about said tickets,

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and said proclamation
about said tickets is in fact...

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Jake, just tell us.
No one is liking this.

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I'm loving it. You sound so smart.

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Oh, thank you, my loyal subject Charles.

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Now, as you know, this decision
has been quite hard upon me...

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title of mine sex tape... but
I have made it at long last,

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and it is my decree
that the recipient shall be...

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- Both of you.
- What?

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Did you talk to Mikey J.
and get more tickets?

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Indeed I did not,

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but it is my decision

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that I will cut all of said tickets

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- in twain.
- Twain?

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Terry doesn't want a twained
ticket to "Kwazy Kupcakes."

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That's not how tickets work.

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- You'd just be ruining them.
- None of us would get in.

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- Are you dumb?
- No!

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All right, full disclosure.

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I was trying to do that Bible thing

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and then one of you was
gonna take the high road

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and say that rather than see
the tickets destroyed,

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you would just bow out,

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and then that person
was gonna get the tickets.

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Nope.

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If I don't get them, no one does.

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Agreed. Boyles or bust.

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- Cut them up.
- I'm not gonna do that.

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I'm just gonna have to think of
another way to figure this out.

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Stupid Bible with stupid
lessons never solved crap!

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So you were right.

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Wuntch was not able to claw
through her coffin

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and write the email herself.

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It turns out, the lawyer
for her estate sent it.

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I wish I had taken the LSATs.

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Not to be a lawyer.
Just seems like a fun test.

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- Dude, you're bumming us out.
- All right.

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Uh, the email contains
a link to a video.

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I'm going to play it. Brace yourselves.

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If it shows Madeline,

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be sure not to look directly
into her eyes.

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- Because we'll turn to stone?
- No.

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Because her eyes are ugly.

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Hello, Raymond. Surprised to see me?

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Well, I didn't say
Bloody Mary three times,

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- so yes.
- When did she record this?

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Judging by the flames around her,

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it could be a livestream.

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Very good, Rosa.

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I'm sure you consider
my untimely death a victory,

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but I'd never let you win.

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I told everyone that in my final days,

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we reconciled and you insisted
on hosting and organizing

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my NYPD memorial service.

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I know you won't be able
to resist badmouthing me

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at the service.

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All the top brass will be there,

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and when you speak ill of me,

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it will end your career.

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It's over. I won.

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Bye, Raymond.

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Oh, no. I'm doomed.

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Seriously?

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All you have to do
is not insult a dead woman

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- at her own memorial service.
- Exactly.

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It's impossible.

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Oh, you must be feeling better.

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You're heating up
your favorite meal; beans.

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They're refried.

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It's bad enough they were cooked once,
let alone twice,

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and now the toaster oven
makes it three times.

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I couldn't be crying
for help any louder.

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So I take it you couldn't get out

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of organizing Wuntch's memorial.

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Oh, no. It's impossible.

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She has bested me yet again.

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Well then stop being
such a moron, you idiot.

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- Amy!
- Sorry, it's the hormones.

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They're making me really irritable.

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Angry Amy's right.

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All you have to do is say
a few nice comments

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- during the memorial.
- As God said

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when Wuntch tried to sneak
past the gates into heaven,

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"It ain't happening, honey."

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I tried to write a kind speech
about her last night,

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- and this is what came out.
- Oh.

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It's, like, 20 pages long.

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- Why is it in all caps?
- So I remember to yell it.

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Oh, well, you obviously
can't read any of this.

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Look, since you can't say anything nice,

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try saying the opposite
of whatever you're thinking.

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Interesting.

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I'll give it a whirl.

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Madeline Wuntch was...

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- A friend.
- See?

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It's not that hard
to say something ni...

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Oh, you're vomiting.

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Hi, Jake. It's me, Nikolaj.

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Hey, bud. What are you doing here?
It's Thursday.

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Shouldn't you be at tailoring class?

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I want to say thank you.

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Dad said that you were giving us tickets

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to the "Kwazy Kupcakes" movie.

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Oh, he did, did he?
Excuse me one second.

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- Of all the twisted moves!
- Don't hate the player.

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Go ahead. Tell Niko he's not going.

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I dare you.

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Hey, listen.

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Niko, there's something
I gotta tell you.

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Uncle Jake! Uncle Jake!

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Slow down, girls. No need to run.

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Uncle Jake is family.

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Now, what do you wanna
say to Uncle Jake?

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Thank you for the tickets.

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Oh, that's so cute how you said that

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at the same time without
rehearsing it in the car.

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It sure is. Hey, Terry, Charles,

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can I speak with you
in the break room for a moment?

252
00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:16,069
Uh, hey, kids, look at this.

253
00:08:16,257 --> 00:08:17,361
Pimping out your kids?

254
00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:18,550
I hate to say this, but you two

255
00:08:18,585 --> 00:08:20,595
are acting like bad dads,
and I should know.

256
00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:22,336
One time my father forgot
to pick me up from school

257
00:08:22,371 --> 00:08:24,120
'cause he was having sex
with my best friend's mom.

258
00:08:24,155 --> 00:08:25,293
Oh, my God. That's terrible.

259
00:08:25,329 --> 00:08:26,723
Yeah. I was 15.

260
00:08:26,759 --> 00:08:27,820
I just walked to the mall

261
00:08:27,855 --> 00:08:29,212
and watched "Empire Records" by myself,

262
00:08:29,247 --> 00:08:30,997
but the point is,
you're both acting ridiculous.

263
00:08:31,032 --> 00:08:32,694
No, this is on you, Jake.

264
00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:34,991
- You need to make a choice.
- That's not fair.

265
00:08:35,027 --> 00:08:37,341
You both want to go and I don't
want to hurt either of you.

266
00:08:37,908 --> 00:08:39,353
But maybe I don't have to.

267
00:08:39,388 --> 00:08:42,051
I can let fate hurt you.
We'll flip a coin.

268
00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:44,706
Terry, call it in the air.
Heads or tails.

269
00:08:44,741 --> 00:08:46,257
Neither.

270
00:08:46,656 --> 00:08:47,927
Oh, my God.

271
00:08:47,962 --> 00:08:49,581
Did you just fold my quarter in half?

272
00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:50,930
Fate's a bitch.

273
00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:52,447
You make the choice.

274
00:08:53,156 --> 00:08:55,325
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

275
00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:58,154
Just so you know,
I would never bend your money.

276
00:08:58,189 --> 00:08:59,547
- Yeah, 'cause you can't.
- Correct, I cannot.

277
00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:01,486
No one can. How did he do that?

278
00:09:02,293 --> 00:09:04,465
Now these fertility drugs
are making me sweat.

279
00:09:04,501 --> 00:09:06,103
- Is it noticeable?
- No.

280
00:09:06,139 --> 00:09:07,039
- Yes.
- Oh.

281
00:09:07,075 --> 00:09:08,208
I thought we were gonna lie to her

282
00:09:08,243 --> 00:09:09,644
because it's so upsetting to look at.

283
00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:11,341
Just tell me what room
the memorial is in.

284
00:09:11,376 --> 00:09:12,821
We don't have a lot of time to set up.

285
00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:13,853
About that.

286
00:09:13,889 --> 00:09:15,041
Yesterday before you convinced me

287
00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:16,825
to hold a respectful service,

288
00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:20,048
I sent some instructions for
how I wanted the room to look.

289
00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:23,092
We may need to make some tweaks.

290
00:09:26,217 --> 00:09:29,011
- So many balloon arches.
- I know.

291
00:09:29,187 --> 00:09:31,318
It all has to go. Okay!

292
00:09:31,353 --> 00:09:33,794
Everyone, we have work to do.

293
00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:35,079
_

294
00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:36,836
- Better?
- Much.

295
00:09:36,872 --> 00:09:38,543
But to be clear,
the first version was dope

296
00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:39,913
and you have my respect for life.

297
00:09:39,949 --> 00:09:40,932
Excuse me.

298
00:09:40,968 --> 00:09:43,545
Is this the memorial
for Madeline Wuntch?

299
00:09:44,009 --> 00:09:47,203
Yes, this is the memorial
for Madeline Wuntch.

300
00:09:47,404 --> 00:09:50,938
Just saying her name
brings tears to my eyes.

301
00:09:50,974 --> 00:09:53,166
Why, because her heart
was made of onions?

302
00:09:53,325 --> 00:09:54,254
Excuse me?

303
00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:55,560
Madeline Wuntch was what you get

304
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,919
when you cross a slug
with an anal fissure.

305
00:09:57,955 --> 00:10:00,595
We spent our entire lives
trying to destroy each other.

306
00:10:01,317 --> 00:10:03,893
I was her one true nemesis.

307
00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:08,835
No.

308
00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:10,457
Hey there, Jake.

309
00:10:10,493 --> 00:10:13,026
I felt bad about folding
your quarter in half,

310
00:10:13,062 --> 00:10:15,405
so I got you a new one.

311
00:10:15,839 --> 00:10:18,278
Thank you. But that's not a quarter.

312
00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:19,409
Wow, you're right.

313
00:10:19,444 --> 00:10:21,368
That happens to be an 1883

314
00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:23,544
Carson City silver dollar
in near-mint condition

315
00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:24,966
complete with commemorative case.

316
00:10:26,004 --> 00:10:28,624
That's gotta be worth $138.

317
00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:29,933
You know what? Keep it.

318
00:10:29,969 --> 00:10:30,986
Shame.

319
00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:32,466
Shame, Terrence Jeffords, shame!

320
00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:33,989
You probably didn't realize this, Jake,

321
00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:36,078
but the lieutenant over here
is trying to bribe you.

322
00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:37,340
Yeah, I don't think he's hiding that.

323
00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,252
- I am not.
- Well, neither am I.

324
00:10:39,288 --> 00:10:41,170
Here's a check for $200.

325
00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:43,175
Another silver dollar.

326
00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:45,305
Ooh, looks like I'm up to 276.

327
00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:48,613
Well, here's a second check for $77.

328
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,126
- I am up one dollar.
- Four more.

329
00:10:51,162 --> 00:10:52,650
How many silver dollars do you have?

330
00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:53,705
As many as it takes.

331
00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,576
Well, this checkbook is only on 304,

332
00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:57,447
so I can write checks all day long.

333
00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:58,623
Well, you know what? Here's my watch.

334
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,407
- Yeah, melt this down.
- Enough!

335
00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:01,974
I'm tired of being stuck
in the middle of this.

336
00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:04,141
You figure out who gets
the tickets and tell me.

337
00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,283
That should keep them busy
for a little while.

338
00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:09,546
Hey, Jake, we've decided
how to settle this.

339
00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:11,705
We're gonna duke it out in the ring.

340
00:11:12,329 --> 00:11:13,329
What?

341
00:11:14,055 --> 00:11:16,541
That man is lying.

342
00:11:16,577 --> 00:11:19,165
I don't believe Wuntch
had another rival.

343
00:11:19,469 --> 00:11:20,565
I saw it in her eyes.

344
00:11:20,601 --> 00:11:22,652
She only had hate for me.

345
00:11:22,688 --> 00:11:24,893
- Are you jealous?
- Of course I am.

346
00:11:24,929 --> 00:11:27,663
I despised her with my entire being

347
00:11:27,699 --> 00:11:29,841
while she was only despising me
with a fraction of hers?

348
00:11:29,877 --> 00:11:32,004
Sir, you were doing so well, okay?

349
00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:33,396
Don't let this rattle you.

350
00:11:33,431 --> 00:11:34,789
Are you wearing sponges in your armpits?

351
00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:36,182
If you have a better way
to soak up sweat,

352
00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:37,490
I would like to hear it.

353
00:11:37,526 --> 00:11:38,619
Where are you going?

354
00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:41,653
To find out if there was another man.

355
00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:45,321
- So, um, Adam is it?
- Mm-hmm.

356
00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:47,497
I only ask because
Madeline never mentioned you.

357
00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:49,651
Interesting,
'cause she mentioned you to me,

358
00:11:49,687 --> 00:11:51,378
- as a friend.
- Friend?

359
00:11:51,414 --> 00:11:52,764
- Mm.
- I think you added an "R"

360
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,912
- to the word "fiend."
- No, I'm sure it was friend.

361
00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,419
I mean, based on context alone,

362
00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:58,276
I wouldn't say somebody
was one of my closest fiends.

363
00:11:58,312 --> 00:11:59,300
Oh, you might.

364
00:11:59,336 --> 00:12:00,815
We had a very contentious relationship.

365
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,861
She never forgave me
for embarrassing her

366
00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:04,297
in front of Derek Jeter.

367
00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:05,994
Well, I embarrassed her
in front of A-Rod

368
00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:07,996
and J.Lo together.

369
00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:10,259
For 15 years I replaced
her anti-wrinkle cream

370
00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:11,446
with sour cream.

371
00:12:11,482 --> 00:12:13,785
I replaced her Lactaid pills
with Tic Tacs.

372
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,525
Dead moron was crapping
her pants for months.

373
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:16,788
She hacked into my Netflix account

374
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:18,398
and watched the "Lizzie McGuire" movie

375
00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:19,965
on repeat to ruin my algorithm.

376
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,357
She made me guard that doctor

377
00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:23,185
who came back to New York with Ebola.

378
00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,534
Sir, maybe you want to keep it down.

379
00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:26,449
- There's people...
- That witch ruined my life!

380
00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:28,800
She demoted me from captain
to uniformed officer.

381
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:31,974
Eight years ago she had me
kicked off the force entirely.

382
00:12:32,010 --> 00:12:33,672
You were not her greatest rival,

383
00:12:33,708 --> 00:12:35,284
and the proof is right here.

384
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,372
Hello, Adam.

385
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:37,759
I may be dying

386
00:12:38,245 --> 00:12:39,864
but I burned down your cabin in Maine.

387
00:12:39,963 --> 00:12:42,814
You were my one true rival.

388
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,032
There you have it.

389
00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:48,820
I meant nothing to her.

390
00:12:49,066 --> 00:12:52,587
That cockroach Madeline
was two-timing me!

391
00:12:55,135 --> 00:12:56,358
No sign of Holt anywhere.

392
00:12:56,394 --> 00:12:57,385
I know that's important,

393
00:12:57,421 --> 00:12:59,830
but I don't think I can just breeze
past the outfit, "Sister Act."

394
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,180
I sweat through my clothes

395
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:02,834
and I found this in the back
of a closet, okay?

396
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,183
- Deal with it.
- You look great.

397
00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:06,234
Oh, there he is. Sir, over here.

398
00:13:06,270 --> 00:13:07,284
Where are you?

399
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,014
Why are you holding
the mean yelling speech?

400
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:10,949
Because I'm gonna yell it, meanly.

401
00:13:10,985 --> 00:13:13,974
I wasted half my life hating
that duplicitous hag,

402
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,368
and she didn't even have the decency

403
00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:17,043
to truly hate me back.

404
00:13:17,079 --> 00:13:18,197
Well, screw her.

405
00:13:18,483 --> 00:13:20,373
- I'm gonna ruin her memorial.
- No, you can't do that.

406
00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:23,002
If you read that speech,
you'll be fired.

407
00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:24,425
You're right.

408
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,566
And that would ruin my career.

409
00:13:27,478 --> 00:13:28,992
And it's worth it.

410
00:13:29,028 --> 00:13:30,125
I'm giving the speech.

411
00:13:30,161 --> 00:13:32,675
No, that's what Wuntch wanted.

412
00:13:32,828 --> 00:13:35,100
- You're letting her win.
- Sweaty Amy's right.

413
00:13:35,136 --> 00:13:36,125
If you really wanna get back at her,

414
00:13:36,161 --> 00:13:38,086
you'll team up with Adam
and give her a nice funeral.

415
00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:39,871
It's like " The Durrells of Corfu"

416
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:42,047
when Prudence and Louisa
joined forces...

417
00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:44,179
To sink the catamaran
of the bookseller Yorgos

418
00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:46,654
who wronged them both. Yes!

419
00:13:47,386 --> 00:13:50,011
I will team up with Adam.

420
00:13:50,317 --> 00:13:51,491
Wow.

421
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:53,406
For a moment there,

422
00:13:53,639 --> 00:13:56,017
I almost forgot who
the real villain was.

423
00:13:56,329 --> 00:13:58,931
- The woman who recently died.
- Mm.

424
00:13:59,525 --> 00:14:01,196
Charles, why did you
let Terry choose boxing?

425
00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:02,850
He didn't. I picked it.

426
00:14:02,886 --> 00:14:05,165
- But you'll die.
- Don't worry about it.

427
00:14:05,201 --> 00:14:06,428
Boxing's in my blood.

428
00:14:06,464 --> 00:14:07,855
My Nana Boyle boxed in the Navy.

429
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:10,611
I'm sure she did but...
and hear me out...

430
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:12,642
what if you're not as strong
as your Nana Boyle?

431
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:13,905
I can handle myself.

432
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,744
She taught me her signature punch;

433
00:14:15,780 --> 00:14:17,996
- the Strawberry Basket.
- That does not reassure me.

434
00:14:18,356 --> 00:14:19,606
Hey there, big guy.

435
00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:23,060
You sure you're feeling okay
about ending Charles' life?

436
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:24,916
Yep, my girls are gonna see this movie.

437
00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:26,961
Right, well,
before you commit manslaughter,

438
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:28,789
I do feel compelled
to tell you that the movie

439
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:30,443
only has a 38 on Rotten Tomatoes.

440
00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:32,445
Jake, stop yapping and let them fight.

441
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,490
I wanna see the big guy pop
the little guy's head off.

442
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:35,752
Yeah, let's start the fight!

443
00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:37,102
I wanna pop that little guy's head off!

444
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:38,538
You're clearly the little guy.

445
00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:39,713
Good one, Jake.

446
00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:41,976
All right. I guess this is happening.

447
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:43,251
Touch gloves.

448
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:48,026
Charles, it's been very nice
being your friend.

449
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:49,592
Terry, I'll visit you in prison.

450
00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:51,725
And...

451
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,031
- Fight.
- Strawberry basket!

452
00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:56,599
Whoo, yeah!

453
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:57,644
You mess with Grandma,

454
00:14:57,679 --> 00:14:58,950
you're gonna get the basket!

455
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,445
Charles, you punched him in the nards.

456
00:15:00,481 --> 00:15:01,953
Yeah, Nana fought nasty.

457
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,650
Now if you don't mind,
I'd like those tickets.

458
00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:05,304
I didn't hear no bell!

459
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:08,681
Jake, I think those tickets are mine.

460
00:15:08,717 --> 00:15:11,614
Strawberry basket!

461
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:15,009
Guys, stop! It's a movie about cupcakes!

462
00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:17,490
- You don't understand!
- You don't have kids!

463
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:21,363
Wow, that speech
would have been amazing.

464
00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:23,452
I had to look up
what a toilet ghost was.

465
00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:24,932
Uh, yes, I took a trip to Korea

466
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,034
just to research a new Wuntch insult.

467
00:15:27,070 --> 00:15:28,153
In fact it's been a motivation

468
00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:29,589
for most of my international travel.

469
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,504
- Mm.
- So you guys are friends now?

470
00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:33,692
Uh, yes, it seems we have
a great deal in common.

471
00:15:33,728 --> 00:15:34,876
Well, one thing.

472
00:15:34,912 --> 00:15:36,226
Hating Wuntch.

473
00:15:36,262 --> 00:15:38,185
I read him the obituary I wrote for her,

474
00:15:38,221 --> 00:15:39,448
but the "Times" wouldn't publish it.

475
00:15:39,484 --> 00:15:40,643
It had too many obscenities.

476
00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:43,168
And I read him my all caps speech.

477
00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:45,344
And I loved it. It was like poetry.

478
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,520
Madeline smelled like dog crap.

479
00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:50,175
Raymond convinced me the best
way to get back at Wuntch

480
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,916
is to make sure he doesn't get fired.

481
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,723
Also I'm just gonna chisel
a penis onto her headstone.

482
00:15:54,759 --> 00:15:55,895
And I'm gonna watch.

483
00:15:55,931 --> 00:15:57,182
Please take your seats.

484
00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:58,661
Well, uh, time for me to go

485
00:15:58,696 --> 00:15:59,880
make a tear-jerker of a speech.

486
00:15:59,915 --> 00:16:01,490
Hey, I thought of the best hashtag

487
00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:03,144
to post with my photo
of the grave penis.

488
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:04,754
I'm not on board with that friendship.

489
00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:06,372
Yeah, there's something
weird about that guy.

490
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:08,019
Hey, when did he say
he got kicked off the force?

491
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,716
- Eight years ago.
- That doesn't add up.

492
00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:11,936
He said Wuntch sent him
to guard the Ebola doctor.

493
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,589
- Wasn't that six years ago?
- Yeah.

494
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:14,808
Oh, my God.

495
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,381
Wuntch sent him to destroy Holt.

496
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:17,399
Good afternoon.

497
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:18,812
On this sad day,

498
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:21,380
I'd like to say a few words
about Commissioner Wuntch.

499
00:16:21,797 --> 00:16:24,025
Madeline smelled like dog crap.

500
00:16:24,061 --> 00:16:25,645
I'm sorry.

501
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:26,776
I... I don't know what...

502
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,778
From a sick dog.

503
00:16:29,109 --> 00:16:30,652
Adam, what are you doing?

504
00:16:30,688 --> 00:16:33,870
I'm showing everyone your
true colors, Raymond Holt.

505
00:16:34,108 --> 00:16:36,378
Enjoy the show, people!

506
00:16:38,107 --> 00:16:40,377
Madeline Wuntch
will not soon be forgotten.

507
00:16:40,413 --> 00:16:42,967
Trick or Treaters will dress
like her for generations.

508
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,491
- Hey!
- Diaz, delete all the videos.

509
00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:47,255
Deleted.

510
00:16:47,291 --> 00:16:48,982
- It's over.
- Yeah, for you.

511
00:16:49,018 --> 00:16:50,670
Everyone who's anyone in NYPD

512
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:52,541
just saw you for your true self.

513
00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:55,718
- Your career is ruined, Ray-Ray.
- Who are you?

514
00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:58,417
- Why are you doing this?
- I'm Madeline Wuntch's nephew.

515
00:16:58,452 --> 00:16:59,722
She sent me here to carry out

516
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:01,420
the final phase of her master plan,

517
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:03,944
and now it's all over.
Wait, why are you smiling?

518
00:17:04,432 --> 00:17:08,427
Because, Adam, this isn't
the real memorial.

519
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:11,082
- It's all a ruse.
- What?

520
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:12,213
Yeah, what?

521
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:14,643
I knew Wuntch had one
final trick up her sleeve.

522
00:17:14,679 --> 00:17:15,738
I didn't know what it was,

523
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,305
so I had to be prepared for anything.

524
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,568
This whole thing was staged.

525
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:20,917
None of these people are real mourners.

526
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,745
They're not even in the NYPD.

527
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,878
- You hired actors?
- Worse.

528
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:27,489
They're members of local improv troupes,

529
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:30,579
and they did it for "the exposure."

530
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:32,233
This has been a blast,

531
00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:33,930
but we have to go start a flash
mob at the Freedom Tower.

532
00:17:34,266 --> 00:17:35,494
Oh, check out our YouTube channel.

533
00:17:35,530 --> 00:17:36,585
No. Sit down.

534
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:37,757
I have to hand it to you, Adam.

535
00:17:37,793 --> 00:17:38,846
You almost fooled me,

536
00:17:38,882 --> 00:17:40,459
but no other man could possibly

537
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:42,135
have what Wuntch and I had.

538
00:17:42,171 --> 00:17:44,854
We were star-crossed haters.

539
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:45,768
Whatever.

540
00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:47,074
I still inherit half her estate

541
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,771
- just for trying this.
- Cool.

542
00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:51,209
Who gets the other half
of every child's nightmares?

543
00:17:51,390 --> 00:17:53,513
I love it, Rosa. Great work all day.

544
00:17:54,655 --> 00:17:57,693
So how are you two feeling
after your little boxing match?

545
00:17:57,728 --> 00:18:00,087
- My head hurts.
- I can't feel my strawberries.

546
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:02,959
I meant more emotionally
and less groinally,

547
00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:04,874
but listen, ever since I brought
these tickets up,

548
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:07,094
you guys have made my life
absolutely miserable,

549
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,183
but that ends now,
because I've made a choice.

550
00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:10,924
Cagney is sick.
We don't know how long she has.

551
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,839
We do know for Nikolaj. It's 36 hours.

552
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:15,057
Just stop, all right? Stop lying.

553
00:18:15,093 --> 00:18:16,495
This is exactly the type of behavior

554
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:20,412
that has led me to decide that
I'm not taking either of you.

555
00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:22,109
Seriously? Oh, man.

556
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:23,806
The kids are gonna be so disappointed.

557
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:26,356
No, they won't, because they're going.

558
00:18:26,392 --> 00:18:28,457
That's right,
I'm bringing all three of them

559
00:18:28,493 --> 00:18:30,999
by myself and you two don't get to go.

560
00:18:31,035 --> 00:18:33,599
Your childish behavior
has led you to miss out

561
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,905
on the most exciting movie
premiere event

562
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:38,390
in the state of New York this Saturday.

563
00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:41,462
I hope you've learned your lesson.

564
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,207
Good day.

565
00:18:46,698 --> 00:18:48,179
Wait. He's taking the kids for us?

566
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:49,571
It's just like getting
a free babysitter.

567
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:51,007
This is incredible.

568
00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:52,835
People without kids are so stupid.

569
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:54,686
- They're gonna destroy him.
- Yeah.

570
00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:57,109
So just to be clear,

571
00:18:57,145 --> 00:18:58,997
this service is actually real, right?

572
00:18:59,033 --> 00:19:01,389
Oh, yes. I figured if I
needed two fake memorials

573
00:19:01,425 --> 00:19:02,541
to smoke out Wuntch's plan,

574
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:03,629
she deserved to win,

575
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:05,036
but she didn't win. I did.

576
00:19:05,072 --> 00:19:06,430
Finally beat the old fishwife.

577
00:19:06,466 --> 00:19:07,436
It's crazy.

578
00:19:07,472 --> 00:19:08,764
After today you never have to think

579
00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:10,679
about Madeline Wuntch again.

580
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:11,898
Yes, I suppose you're right.

581
00:19:12,295 --> 00:19:13,900
Sir, does that make you sad?

582
00:19:13,936 --> 00:19:15,109
I don't know.

583
00:19:15,949 --> 00:19:17,909
I think maybe...

584
00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:20,041
Yes?

585
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:22,082
Well, I think it's natural

586
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:24,128
to feel a little down about her death.

587
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:27,696
For the last 20 years,
your lives have been entangled.

588
00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,263
Because of her ratty hair.

589
00:19:29,513 --> 00:19:30,873
No, it's not the same.

590
00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:32,223
Now it just feels like I'm insulting

591
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:34,505
- a helpless dead person.
- You are.

592
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,270
It's what you've been doing all week.

593
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:37,619
Yeah, it's been tight.

594
00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:41,057
Well, it's time for my speech.

595
00:19:41,262 --> 00:19:44,208
- Sir, what are you gonna say?
- I don't know.

596
00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:47,110
Maybe I'll just be honest.

597
00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:50,545
Did he say he was gonna be honest?

598
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:51,633
Yeah, this is gonna be bad.

599
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:53,026
As many of you know,

600
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:55,333
Madeline and I were bitter rivals,

601
00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:56,856
but I've come to realize

602
00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:58,162
she held a special place in my life.

603
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,314
No one challenged me like she did

604
00:20:01,995 --> 00:20:04,733
or made me feel as alive.

605
00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:08,185
Our relationship was like
an epic chess match.

606
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:11,601
And it's hard to believe that...

607
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:15,823
She'll never make another move.

608
00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:19,130
Unless...

609
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:22,664
No, it's just a notification.

610
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:24,579
Cheddar's doggy toothpaste has shipped.

611
00:20:24,744 --> 00:20:27,395
So she is gone,

612
00:20:28,071 --> 00:20:29,663
and I wish she were not.

613
00:20:31,323 --> 00:20:33,239
I will miss you, Madeline Wuntch.

614
00:20:34,829 --> 00:20:37,288
Wario, why are you like this?

615
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:40,421
Hey, so I don't know if you noticed,

616
00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:42,902
but ever since I started
those hormone treatments...

617
00:20:42,937 --> 00:20:44,200
I didn't notice anything.

618
00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:45,731
You said that way too quick.

619
00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:47,646
I mean, you did cry
at that one car commercial

620
00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:49,125
and it wasn't even an emotional one.

621
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,084
- It was about towing capacity.
- Yeah.

622
00:20:51,388 --> 00:20:52,868
Well, I called the doctor

623
00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:55,306
to see if that was a common side effect

624
00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:57,799
and apparently, it isn't.

625
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:58,924
Oh, no.

626
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,440
- Is everything okay?
- Yeah.

627
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:03,444
She did have one guess
as to what might be causing it.

628
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:05,742
And, um, she was right.

629
00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:11,733
Ames.

630
00:21:12,992 --> 00:21:16,065
- Are we having a baby?
- We're having a baby.

631
00:21:20,722 --> 00:21:21,736
It happened!

632
00:21:22,692 --> 00:21:26,692
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