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I just got a text from my son.

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He hasn't spoken to me in years.

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I chose booze over my own son.

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- Marjorie would love to babysit.
- Well, that's too bad.

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She's made her choices,
and I've made mine.

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Jerry decided that he wants his daughter

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to have a relationship with her grandma.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Your husband's a dick.

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Fine. And you?

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Out of nowhere, Adam said

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I'm not allowed in his office anymore.

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Well, he is a little
funny about his privacy.

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You know I'm not allowed
in his jacket pockets?

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We're married, and I
can't have a Tic Tac?

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Hmm. Or a twenty.

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I've worked at the bar for over a year.

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Obviously, it's 'cause I'm an ex-con.

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You want me to talk to him for you?

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I'll probably forget, but
I'm happy to offer.

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I'm just gonna act like I'm over it,

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and really resent him behind his back.

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- That's what I do.
- Mm.

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Thank you, Ginny. This is perfect.

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What's with the baby bouncer?

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Is Majorie treating her
cats like people again?

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I mean, the stroller
was embarrassing enough.

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She's babysitting her
granddaughter tomorrow.

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That's huge!

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How come nobody told me?

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She did tell you. She told all of us.

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Yeah, we talked about it for
most of lunch the other day.

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Well, I must've been in the bathroom.

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No, you were there, and
engaged in the conversation.

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- Really?
- Yeah, you told her you didn't think

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she was ready for it.

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Then you ate my fries, and told Wendy

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her blouse was sadder than The Notebook.

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Oh. That sounds like me.

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Look what Ginny lent me.

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I know, because you're babysitting

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your granddaughter tomorrow. I remember.

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How? You weren't even at
lunch when I told everybody.

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You are both mean.

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Ooh. I had so much
fun messing with her head.

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Can we make that a new thing?

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Let's make that our new thing.

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Oh, you don't have
much going on, do you?

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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --

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Okay, uh, we both have our cell phones,

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but just in case, I'm sending
you the numbers to the church,

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the reception hall and
the bride and groom.

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Please don't call the bride and groom.

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I won't.

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Don't worry. Sophia
and I are gonna be fine.

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- Hear that? Let's go.
- I just...

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I want to cover everything
in the diaper bag.

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Let's go. I haven't had
a drink in 17 months.

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If we're bragging, I
haven't had one in 38 years.

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Should we leave her the car seat?

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Actually, I bought one.

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- Oh, all right.
- Uh, well, then let me double-check it

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'cause 74% of car seats
are installed wrong.

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I had it installed at the fire station.

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We didn't even do that.

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Thank you, Marjorie.

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Mm-hmm.

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Goodbye, smushie. I love you so much.

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Jerry, get in the car.

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Okay.

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Have a nice time.

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Okay.

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You and Grandma are
gonna have fun today.

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Let me show you around my house.

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Okay, this is the kitchen,

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and this is the living room.

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And that's cat barf I just stepped in.

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Oh, which one of you did this?

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We're gonna have to
interrogate the cats.

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Thank you so much.

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I've never seen Boz Scaggs this sick.

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All right, so, Dr. Feeny
doesn't work on the weekends, so,

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if they say that it's
his liver, it's not.

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Those enzymes are always elevated.

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And if they try to give him
amoxicillin, that is a big "no."

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- Marjorie?
- Mm. You're right.

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You can handle it.

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Actually, I was gonna
say I can't handle it.

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How about I stay here with the baby,

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and you take the cat to the vet?

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No. This is the first time
my son is leaving her with me,

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- and if anything happened...
- Hey.

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I kept two kids alive.

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They're not really talking
to me, but they're alive.

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Okay.

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Mm-hmm. Okay.

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I'll be right back.

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Call me if you need me.

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Oh, oh, oh, I'm blocking you in.

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Here. Oh, just take my car.

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Oh.

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You know we'll never be
able to do that again.

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Why would we need to?

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Bye, Sophia.

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Hi.

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My name is Christy, and I'm an alcoholic

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and a gambler and a natural blonde.

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Two truths and a lie.

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Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Have you seen this one?

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Wait. Where'd I go?

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Here I am!

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Oh. Oh, no, no.
Don't-don't worry. I'm not sick.

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I'm just very allergic to
kittens, and like a silly willy,

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I forgot to bring my medication.

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Oh. Mm.

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Oh, you like that?

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Yeah.

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Ooh. Wait.

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Yeah. Uh-huh.

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Ah.

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Uh-oh. All gone.

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Oh, no. No, don't cry. Don't cry.

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There's another box.

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No, there isn't.

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Uh, um... Ah!

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Ha. We'll start over.

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Mm. Yeah.

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Ooh. Ah.

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Come on. It's the same thing
we've been doing for an hour.

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Or ten minutes. Oh, my God.

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Ugh. Ah.

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All right, I got what I need.

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Ah. Oh, look. It's our favorite game.

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Ah.

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Oh, no. That's my mean
law school professor.

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Well, they're all mean,
but she makes the boys cry.

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Let's pretend to look
at the stool softener.

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Mm-hmm. Excuse me.

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Aren't you in my
administrative law class?

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Ah.

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Professor Winslow, I-I didn't see you.

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Yes.

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You look awful.

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Thank you.

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I didn't realize you had a baby.

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If I'd done law school
with a baby, I'd be dead.

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Oh, well, no, she's not...

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Well...

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it is hard.

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So this... is why

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you're always late and
distracted and unprepared?

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That's what you get for
trying to have it all.

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Well, I didn't realize
what you were dealing with.

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But I'm gonna be more
patient with your mommy

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now that I realize
why she's such a mess.

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Hang in there.

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I will!

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Where was this treatment when
I got pregnant in high school?

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Got your text. What's going on?

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I thought I was
having an allergy attack,

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but I think I'm coming
down with something.

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You can't catch
anything from a cat, right?

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What were you doing with it?

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Just take over with the baby. All right.

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All right, step aside.

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Let me show you how this is done.

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40 years late, but okay.

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Hey, I did something

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morally questionable.

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Is this about the cat again?

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I ran into my professor at the pharmacy

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and let her believe Sophia's my baby,

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and now she thinks I
have a super hard life,

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and she's gonna give
me special treatment.

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Hit me with the morally
questionable part.

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That's it. I lied to her.

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First of all, that sounds
like a lie of omission,

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and nobody counts those.

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But more importantly, your life is hard.

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Yeah, but I don't have a baby.

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So your life is hard in different ways.

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You've got, like, 27
addictions and 12 jobs.

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Okay, it's only two addictions.

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That we know about.

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Honey, your life is a crapfest

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wrapped in a nightmare
on top of a dumpster fire.

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Great. Now I'm sick and sad.

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Marjorie has my car. Give me your keys.

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Don't wreck my car.

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Don't leave her in a
basket at the laundromat.

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Oh, come on! Aren't we
laughing about that yet?

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We are not.

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We can laugh about it.

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Okay, we've been through
all your grandma's

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drawers and closets,

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so we're officially out of things to do.

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Mm.

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By the way, women's underpants
don't all look like that.

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But if you're curious
about how people dressed

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in pioneer days, you're welcome.

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? Ooh, do-do-do,
doo-Dee, boo. ?

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What to do?

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See, this is what we needed.

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A little fresh air, change of scenery.

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Ah, look!

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I got hammered at that winery.

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And that one.

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Ooh, did coke behind that one
with a gentleman in long boots.

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Don't look at me with that judgy face.

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Damn, it's so adorable. Hmm.

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I should have spent more
time looking at Christy's face

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when she was a baby.

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I bet it was cute.

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Ah, gettin' sad.

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Let's crank some tunes.

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Ooh! ? Do the conga ?

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? No, you can't control
your body any longer ?

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? Hoop-ah, ta-ta,
ta-ta, da-da, bah-boo ?

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? Bah, Dee-Dee-Dee,
do the bomba ?

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Yeah! Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay. Oh!

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Oh! Aw, damn!

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Oh.

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You feel like helping me change a tire?

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Don't pretend to be asleep.

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Are you kidding me?

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Great, Marjorie, no spare tire,

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but you got an emergency
Christmas sweater.

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Oh, no.

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No, no.

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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Oh.

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Sophia?

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See the little button?

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Open the door.

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Do you know "open"?

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Waah!

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Oh. Don't laugh at me.

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I'm trying to help you.

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Oh, no. Oh, my God, I'm
failing another baby.

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Okay, don't panic.

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Just think. Just think.

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Bad idea.

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Look at me know it's a
bad idea before I did it.

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Okay.

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Oh.

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Don't worry.

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Aunt Bonnie knows how
to break into cars.

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Stop with the judgy face.

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Better.

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Yes!

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Here's Bonnie!

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Hey.

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Ooh.

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Hold on.

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I... am...

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amazing!

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And stuck in a trunk.

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? Row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream ?

261
00:12:12,581 --> 00:12:14,922
? Merrily, merrily, merri... ?

262
00:12:15,247 --> 00:12:17,147
How the hell did you manage this?

263
00:12:17,172 --> 00:12:19,773
Why do you assume it was my fault?

264
00:12:25,047 --> 00:12:28,281
Isn't this more fun than waiting
back there for a tow truck?

265
00:12:32,895 --> 00:12:34,795
You are gonna love Bugs Bunny.

266
00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:36,836
I used to watch it all
the time when I was a kid.

267
00:12:36,861 --> 00:12:39,061
And sometimes in
college when I was hi...

268
00:12:39,817 --> 00:12:41,650
hey, baby.

269
00:12:44,236 --> 00:12:45,602
Huh.

270
00:12:45,627 --> 00:12:48,633
I don't remember them shooting
each other in the face so much.

271
00:12:49,157 --> 00:12:51,805
Oh, my God. He just picked
his mouth up off the floor

272
00:12:51,830 --> 00:12:53,263
and stuck it back on.

273
00:12:53,288 --> 00:12:55,387
I'm just gonna turn this off.

274
00:12:57,345 --> 00:12:59,078
You are so sweet.

275
00:12:59,103 --> 00:13:00,911
And your skin is flawless.

276
00:13:00,936 --> 00:13:02,320
Do you have a specific routine,

277
00:13:02,345 --> 00:13:05,184
or is it just not having
been on Earth very long?

278
00:13:06,082 --> 00:13:09,083
You're right. A lady never tells.

279
00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:18,628
Oh, I want one of you so bad.

280
00:13:31,703 --> 00:13:33,202
Hey, ladies.

281
00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:35,704
Oh, Jill, you didn't steal a baby.

282
00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:37,512
It's Marjorie's granddaughter,

283
00:13:37,537 --> 00:13:39,370
but I'm kind of
pretending like she's mine.

284
00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:41,885
Ooh, it's cold in here. Could
you hold her for a second

285
00:13:41,910 --> 00:13:43,042
while I grab her hat?

286
00:13:43,067 --> 00:13:44,927
Ugh, no. Not a fan.

287
00:13:46,048 --> 00:13:49,083
- You're a nurse.
- Of adults.

288
00:13:49,476 --> 00:13:51,688
What is the matter with you?

289
00:13:51,975 --> 00:13:55,010
Babies are the most
precious things in the world.

290
00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:58,976
And I am never gonna have one.

291
00:13:59,022 --> 00:14:00,722
Oh, you don't know that.

292
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:03,099
It's starting to feel that way.

293
00:14:04,789 --> 00:14:07,723
And I've been doing my
best to put on a brave face,

294
00:14:07,836 --> 00:14:10,503
but then this little bundle
of joy lands in my lap,

295
00:14:10,528 --> 00:14:12,373
and I can't hold it together anymore.

296
00:14:14,101 --> 00:14:16,835
Can somebody please take the
baby so I could get her hat!

297
00:14:16,947 --> 00:14:18,344
- You do it.
- I don't know,

298
00:14:18,369 --> 00:14:20,402
I'm not really into babies.

299
00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,227
Look at the baby!

300
00:14:24,510 --> 00:14:26,603
You don't think she smells weird?

301
00:14:29,376 --> 00:14:32,108
I know I'm supposed to trust
that my higher power has a plan,

302
00:14:32,133 --> 00:14:34,225
but... I'm not really interested

303
00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:36,984
if that plan doesn't
include me being a mother.

304
00:14:37,672 --> 00:14:38,835
Aw.

305
00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:41,479
See?

306
00:14:41,633 --> 00:14:43,567
Adults I'm good with.

307
00:14:45,397 --> 00:14:47,284
Here. I'll take her outside.

308
00:14:47,309 --> 00:14:48,510
No, you need to be here more than me.

309
00:14:48,535 --> 00:14:51,170
I was just gonna bitch about Adam.
You're having a breakdown.

310
00:14:51,502 --> 00:14:54,236
But she could still
be my baby for a few more hours.

311
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:56,862
Ooh. Yikes. Listen. Wendy,
you start the meeting.

312
00:14:56,887 --> 00:14:58,887
- I'm gonna take her back to Marjorie's.
- Okay.

313
00:14:59,154 --> 00:15:01,521
Ugh. The little hands.

314
00:15:05,993 --> 00:15:07,760
Look at you so tiny.

315
00:15:07,867 --> 00:15:09,600
Just starting out.

316
00:15:09,807 --> 00:15:12,323
Good news... it's a great
time to be a woman.

317
00:15:12,348 --> 00:15:14,015
You can be fierce now.

318
00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:17,495
You don't have to take
C-R-A-P from anybody.

319
00:15:17,815 --> 00:15:19,561
You can speak your mind.

320
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,729
You can tell a guy when
he's being a D-I-C-K.

321
00:15:25,178 --> 00:15:27,512
Know what? We're gonna make one stop.

322
00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:33,397
- I quit.
- What?

323
00:15:33,881 --> 00:15:35,321
Whose baby is that?

324
00:15:35,346 --> 00:15:37,120
Don't change the subject.
I can't work for someone

325
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,194
who doesn't trust me.

326
00:15:38,219 --> 00:15:40,272
Who doesn't trust you?
Whose baby is that?

327
00:15:40,297 --> 00:15:42,303
You don't trust me. You
banned me from your office.

328
00:15:42,328 --> 00:15:44,622
I mean, I get it.
Don't trust the ex-con.

329
00:15:44,647 --> 00:15:46,080
We don't deserve a second chance.

330
00:15:46,105 --> 00:15:47,438
Why let us out at all?

331
00:15:47,463 --> 00:15:49,530
Okay, here's a little
something I learned at home.

332
00:15:49,555 --> 00:15:51,467
Do you need a meeting?

333
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:53,170
Oh, 'cause I'm feeling my feelings?

334
00:15:53,195 --> 00:15:55,229
Tammy, I told everyone
to stay out of my office.

335
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:56,453
- You did?
- Yeah.

336
00:15:56,478 --> 00:15:59,082
- Why?
- 'Cause I don't trust Joe yet,

337
00:15:59,107 --> 00:16:01,274
and I didn't want to single him out.

338
00:16:01,857 --> 00:16:03,790
Oh, yeah, Joe's super creepy.

339
00:16:03,815 --> 00:16:05,565
Why'd you hire him in the first place?

340
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,891
'Cause he's an ex-con, and
I'm trying to give him a break.

341
00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:11,061
Oh. Well, I feel a little foolish.

342
00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:14,556
Do you want to un-quit?

343
00:16:14,581 --> 00:16:16,571
Yes, please. And now that I'm back,

344
00:16:16,596 --> 00:16:18,529
can I get some free employee wings?

345
00:16:19,070 --> 00:16:20,536
Hello, baby.

346
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,770
Never mind. We're leaving.

347
00:16:24,795 --> 00:16:27,329
Well... whose baby is that?

348
00:16:29,598 --> 00:16:31,098
We're home.

349
00:16:32,656 --> 00:16:34,022
Christy?

350
00:16:35,916 --> 00:16:37,349
Sophia?

351
00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:41,992
Christy?

352
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,179
Hello?

353
00:16:54,204 --> 00:16:55,504
Where are you?

354
00:16:55,529 --> 00:16:56,929
I don't know.

355
00:16:57,076 --> 00:16:58,809
Where is Sophia?

356
00:17:00,050 --> 00:17:02,483
She's with my mom at your house.

357
00:17:02,508 --> 00:17:04,729
I'm at my house. No one's here.

358
00:17:05,446 --> 00:17:07,889
Hold on. I'll-I'll conference her in.

359
00:17:11,361 --> 00:17:13,722
- Go for Bonnie.
- Where are you?

360
00:17:13,747 --> 00:17:15,068
I'm on the side of the road

361
00:17:15,093 --> 00:17:16,826
watching Arlo change a tire.

362
00:17:16,851 --> 00:17:17,783
- What?
- What?

363
00:17:17,808 --> 00:17:19,874
- Where is the baby?
- Hey, Marjorie.

364
00:17:19,899 --> 00:17:21,832
She's at your house with Jill.

365
00:17:21,857 --> 00:17:24,491
I'm at my house. There's no one here.

366
00:17:24,516 --> 00:17:26,482
Let me conference her in.

367
00:17:26,507 --> 00:17:29,116
Hello?

368
00:17:29,141 --> 00:17:30,999
- Where are you?
- Oh. Leaving a meeting.

369
00:17:31,024 --> 00:17:32,782
Where is my granddaughter?

370
00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:34,884
Well, Tammy brought
her back to your house,

371
00:17:34,909 --> 00:17:36,971
because I was having
a bit of a meltdown.

372
00:17:36,996 --> 00:17:38,595
No good comes from babies.

373
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:40,617
Tammy's not here.

374
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:42,670
All conference her in.

375
00:17:44,201 --> 00:17:45,217
Hello?

376
00:17:45,242 --> 00:17:47,084
- Where's Sophia? - Where are you?
- Where's the baby?

377
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:49,776
Is this a conference call?
I've never been on one of those.

378
00:17:49,801 --> 00:17:52,335
Just tell me where you are.

379
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:53,793
I'm in your living room.

380
00:17:53,818 --> 00:17:55,320
- No, you aren't!
- No, you're not!

381
00:17:55,345 --> 00:17:57,111
Wait. Yes, you are.

382
00:17:57,656 --> 00:17:59,189
Goodbye.

383
00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:02,812
Oh... ah...

384
00:18:02,837 --> 00:18:06,730
There's my beautiful girl!

385
00:18:06,755 --> 00:18:08,221
She prefers "fierce woman."

386
00:18:08,246 --> 00:18:10,780
Also, if you blow on
her belly, she giggles.

387
00:18:10,805 --> 00:18:12,471
Then again, who doesn't?

388
00:18:22,117 --> 00:18:24,240
Hi. How was the wedding?

389
00:18:24,265 --> 00:18:26,421
It was great. Where's Sophia?

390
00:18:26,446 --> 00:18:28,179
- Right there.
- Hi!

391
00:18:28,204 --> 00:18:30,683
We had the best time!

392
00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:34,070
We danced. People filled my wineglass.

393
00:18:34,095 --> 00:18:36,963
No one bit down on my nipple.

394
00:18:37,348 --> 00:18:39,681
Oh, I'm so glad.

395
00:18:39,706 --> 00:18:42,738
Sophia and I had a wonderful day, too.

396
00:18:42,769 --> 00:18:45,085
You know, I got to admit, I
was little nervous about this,

397
00:18:45,110 --> 00:18:46,382
but you really came through.

398
00:18:46,407 --> 00:18:48,774
- You're the best.
- Oh.

399
00:18:48,799 --> 00:18:50,032
You really have changed.

400
00:18:50,415 --> 00:18:52,048
That means a lot.

401
00:18:52,233 --> 00:18:55,921
So, um, maybe we can
do this again sometime.

402
00:18:55,946 --> 00:18:57,879
- I would love that.
- I would love that.

403
00:18:59,791 --> 00:19:01,291
Okay.

404
00:19:04,786 --> 00:19:06,653
Jerry. Wait.

405
00:19:07,986 --> 00:19:09,186
Um...

406
00:19:09,211 --> 00:19:12,088
I didn't exactly do this alone today.

407
00:19:12,113 --> 00:19:14,792
Uh, I had to take a sick cat to the vet,

408
00:19:14,817 --> 00:19:17,418
so I left Sophia with Christy,

409
00:19:17,443 --> 00:19:20,128
and then Christy came down with a cold,

410
00:19:20,153 --> 00:19:23,487
so she gave Sophia to her mom, and...

411
00:19:24,005 --> 00:19:25,938
Basically, everyone on my speed dial

412
00:19:25,963 --> 00:19:28,617
took care of your daughter today.

413
00:19:29,450 --> 00:19:30,615
But I guarantee you

414
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,644
she was safe and loved

415
00:19:32,669 --> 00:19:35,170
the entire time.

416
00:19:35,637 --> 00:19:37,416
Although she did go to a bar

417
00:19:37,441 --> 00:19:39,262
and attend her first AA meeting.

418
00:19:42,801 --> 00:19:45,368
I-I can't believe you told me all that.

419
00:19:45,695 --> 00:19:49,238
Well... it's just, it took so long

420
00:19:49,263 --> 00:19:52,664
to get you back in my life...
I want to be completely honest.

421
00:19:54,159 --> 00:19:55,792
I appreciate that.

422
00:19:56,260 --> 00:19:58,260
Okay.

423
00:19:58,285 --> 00:20:00,084
Talk to you later, Mom.

424
00:20:14,409 --> 00:20:15,675
Hello?

425
00:20:16,026 --> 00:20:17,777
He called me Mom.

426
00:20:19,034 --> 00:20:20,167
Oh, my God.

427
00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:22,300
I'll conference everyone in!

428
00:20:22,356 --> 00:20:27,356
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