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One of the more persistent
cliches of the police procedural

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is that the new partner
always winds up dead.

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And here I am.

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The living embodiment of that trope.

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Well, I'm not living any more.

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And I'm not a cliche, I hope.

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But my story...

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well...

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It's as old as time itself.

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Can I come in?

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- Yes, what are you waiting for?
- Hands are full.

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Hurry up, it's freezing!

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Here you are.

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- Have you sugared it?
- I put a sweetener in.

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- A sweetener? - Yes!

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Do you want Type 2 diabetes?

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No, I want two bloody sugars!

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Trust me to get saddled
with Varney the vegan.

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I'm only thinking about
your blood pressure.

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When I did stakeouts with
Dobbo, we'd have Red Bulls,

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tin of Quality Street,
full stack of Pringles.

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- Each? - Yeah!

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You get two good pisses
in one of them tubes.

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Handy for when you were
doing undercover work.

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That sounds very unsanitary.

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Never did me any harm.

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I dread to think what you put
in the Quality Street tin.

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By the way, I'm not a
fully paid-up vegan.

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I'm more of a flexitarian.

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I do eat meat about once a month.

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Bloody hell, Ronald McDonald.

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Hey, did you know, in Uruguay,
there's 3.7 cows for every human?

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- No, I didn't.
- Well, you do now, so...

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Think on.

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Brothers and sisters have I none,

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but that man's father
is my father's son.

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- Who am I talking about?
- You did this one last night.

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Did I?

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Yeah.

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It's your son.

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Correct.

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You must miss him.

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- Who? - Dobson.

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We had our fair share of arguments.

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He could be a right grumpy bugger.

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What, grumpier than...

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Most coppers?

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He was very different to
you, put it that way.

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- Did you see anyone? - Nah.

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I saw a fox.

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Heard an owl.

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Some bats.

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Felt like Bill Oddie.

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Well, no-one's going to be dealing drugs

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with us sat here in a
patrol car, are they?

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I thought they used unmarked
cars for stakeouts.

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We're a deterrent.

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That's what Control said.

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There's been some vandalism, apparently.

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Probably just Goths.

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They come over from Leeds.

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You got a copy of the report?
I'd quite like to read it.

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The one that makes it sells it.

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The one that buys it never uses it.

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The one that uses it never
knows that he's using it.

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What is it?

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Say it again.

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The one that makes it sells it.

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The one that buys it never uses it.

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The one that uses it never
knows that he's using it.

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What is it?

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I don't know. Is it a towel?
It's usually a towel.

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Nope.

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Give up?

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Yeah.

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A coffin.

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Think about it.

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- The one that buys it never uses it...
- Yep.

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Yep. It's very clever.

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I know hundreds of these, me.

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I know you do.

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It's 20 years doing this.

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You've got to keep your mind occupied.

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Keep the dark thoughts at bay.

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Excuse me.

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Oh, Jesus! What is that? It stinks!

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Chicken tikka masala. Do you want some?

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No. Could you put the lid on it
or eat it outside the vehicle?

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Always better after a few days.
The flavours really come out.

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Please, Thomo, I'm really
sensitive to smells.

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All right, fine.

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It's just summat to do, innit?

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Did they offer you any
counselling after...

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what happened?

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They did, yeah, but I never went.

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Why not?

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I don't know, I...

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What?

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I...

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Go on.

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I...

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Spy with my little eye...

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something beginning with...

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SW

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Steering wheel.

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Yeah, correct. Your go.

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All right, I've got a game for you.
Have you ever played, um...

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FortunatelyUnfortunately?

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No. Go on, how do you play?

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Well, we tell a story

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and one of us begins every
sentence with "Fortunately",

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and the other one counters
it with "Unfortunately".

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So you might say, uh,

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"Fortunately, I won the lottery today."

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And I'll say, "Unfortunately,
I lost the ticket."

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Oh, right, go on.

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Sounds good. You go first.

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Fortunately, I found the
ticket in my jeans pocket.

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Unfortunately, I'd just washed my
jeans, so the ticket was ruined.

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Fortunately, uh, the newsagent I
bought the ticket from had a copy.

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Unfortunately, it was the
national lottery of Zimbabwe,

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so the ticket was worth ¡ê3.50.

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Fortunately, they flew me to
Africa to collect my winnings.

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Unfortunately, the plane crashed.

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Fortunately, we were washed
up on a desert island

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with a beautiful native girl.

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Unfortunately, she was a cannibal.

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Fortunately, she was a vegan cannibal.

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Unfortunately, she was a
flexitarian vegan cannibal.

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She ate meat once a month.

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Fortunately, my partner
came to rescue me.

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Unfortunately, my partner was killed.

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He had his throat slit right
there where you're sitting now.

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He had a wife and two kids.

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Another one on the way.

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And I was in a takeaway
waiting for poppadums.

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Fortunately, you're a
strong person and you...

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..can move on and keep helping others.

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Unfortunately, I'm not.

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I realise now I should have
let you do the fortunatelys.

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- I heard he was...
- I don't want to talk about it.

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Excuse me!

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Did you not sleep?

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No, course not.

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I'm above a butcher's.

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Had the bell going all day.

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- Did you?
- Yeah, was dead to the world.

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You've just got to get into a routine.

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Yeah, well, you haven't got teenagers

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stomping up and down
listening to Stormsby.

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All right, top five character
tropes in police dramas.

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The quirky pathologist.

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The rookie cop who faints
at his first autopsy.

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The grizzled boss who's
really got a heart of gold.

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The maverick loner

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who wants to solve one last
case before he retires.

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And the new partner who
ruffles his feathers,

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- but ultimately earns his respect.
- Very good!

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Right...

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I'm going for a pee and a look.

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Oscar Nine, Oscar Nine from Control.

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Over.

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Control, this is Oscar Nine. Over.

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Oscar Nine, are you still
in position? Over.

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Control, this is Special
Constable Varney.

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My partner is currently
on a comfort break. Over.

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Say again? Over.

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Constable Thompson is...

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Going tinkles. Over.

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You mean he's having a piss?

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Over.

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That is correct. Over.

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Oscar Nine, any movement
in the suspect's flat?

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Over.

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Not that I can see. Over.

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And no unusual activity
on the dockside? Over.

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Negative.

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It's all quiet. Over.

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Well, hold your position
in the car park.

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We have intel he might be on the
move in the next few minutes.

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Over.

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Will do. Out.

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Jesus!

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It's colder than a polar
bear's arsehole out there.

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Surprised it didn't
come out as ice cubes.

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Thomo, what are we actually
doing here, exactly?

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Well, what do you mean?
We're on a stakeout.

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Is there any particular suspect
we're meant to be looking for?

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- Why do you ask?
- Because I'm a police constable

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and I want to know what I'm doing here.

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You're a SPECIAL constable,

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which basically means you're
the Bez to my Shaun Ryder.

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So we're not meant to
be at the docks, then?

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Course we're not meant
to be at the docks.

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Why do you mention docks?

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You're twisting my melon, man.

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Oscar Nine, Oscar Nine from Control.

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Suspect on the move. Can you
confirm a sighting? Over.

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Yes, yes, Control.

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This is Oscar Nine, we
are in pursuit. Over.

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Right, get the docks up
on your Google maps.

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- What's going on? - Just do it!

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Control, Control from Oscar Nine.

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Request airborne surveillance.

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The suspect is in camouflage gear
and is really hard to spot. Over.

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Oscar Nine from Control,
request received.

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Call you back. Out.

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- Why are you lying to them?
- I'm not lying to 'em.

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We're on our way, aren't we?

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Turn left.

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Thomo, I respect your seniority,

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but you've got to tell
me what's going on.

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There's meant to be a big
drop happening tonight

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behind the Old Vic warehouses.

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16 boxes of Angel Dust

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smuggled in some indoor
barbecues, apparently.

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So why have we been
staking out a graveyard?!

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Oscar Nine, Oscar Nine from Control.

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What is your position? Over.

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Control from Oscar Nine,
suspect is currently head...

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Heading South on...

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- Over.
- Oscar Nine, you are Romeo One. Say again?

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- What are you doing?
- Is it left or right?

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Uh, left... Right!

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Dobbo was buried in that graveyard.

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It was his grave that was vandalised.

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I wanted to be there in
case the fucker came back.

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- Why?!
- Because I believe whoever did it

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was the same one that killed him.

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They're mocking me.

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I'm going to go over Welling Bridge.

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No, no, no, it says to
go through the estate.

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What do you mean, it says?
It's miles quicker!

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No, well, it... it
says the bridge is up.

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- It's not! I can see it with me own eyes!
- Go left.

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Ridiculous.

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And what if they find out, Thomo?
What happens to us?

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They're not going to find out, are they?

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Cos you're not going to tell 'em.

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Are you?

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Are you?!

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No.

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But why didn't you say anything?

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Don't you trust me?

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Fuckin' hell, I think that's him.

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Where's me curry?

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I got rid of it!

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- You what?! - It was three days old!

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Do you want salmonella?

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We're going to get suspended, aren't we?
Dereliction of duty.

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Yeah, it's him.

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- Right, I'll now approach on foot.
- No!

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Radio through our position to Control.

258
00:16:21,729 --> 00:16:24,999
Don't worry, I won't do anything stupid.

259
00:16:25,009 --> 00:16:26,249
Thomo, no.

260
00:16:34,529 --> 00:16:36,329
Control, Control, this
is Oscar Nine. Over.

261
00:16:37,199 --> 00:16:39,039
Oscar Nine, go ahead. Over.

262
00:16:39,049 --> 00:16:40,197
Control, we are on Hedden Road,

263
00:16:40,198 --> 00:16:41,399
we have the subject in our sights.

264
00:16:41,409 --> 00:16:42,809
Maintaining distance. Over.

265
00:16:43,529 --> 00:16:46,249
Oscar Nine, received.
Backup on the way. Over.

266
00:16:46,369 --> 00:16:48,129
Control, nothing more. Out.

267
00:17:15,304 --> 00:17:16,424
_

268
00:17:22,761 --> 00:17:25,559
_

269
00:17:27,128 --> 00:17:29,522
_

270
00:17:35,809 --> 00:17:38,639
I'll tell you what, I'm
starting my diet on Monday.

271
00:17:38,719 --> 00:17:40,009
I'm knackered.

272
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:45,839
Where are you?

273
00:17:46,849 --> 00:17:49,729
I'm just behind the containers
up the side of dog-shit alley.

274
00:17:50,649 --> 00:17:51,569
Can you see him?

275
00:17:51,959 --> 00:17:52,839
Yeah.

276
00:17:53,649 --> 00:17:55,209
He's having a fag.

277
00:17:56,519 --> 00:17:57,729
Backup's on the way.

278
00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:05,769
You mustn't blame yourself for
what happened to DC Dobson.

279
00:18:07,479 --> 00:18:09,119
You could never have stopped it.

280
00:18:09,759 --> 00:18:11,289
It was just one of those things.

281
00:18:12,889 --> 00:18:14,809
I don't need counselling.

282
00:18:19,369 --> 00:18:21,119
At least he was a good
cop, though, yeah?

283
00:18:21,529 --> 00:18:23,079
Wasn't on the take, or anything.

284
00:18:25,679 --> 00:18:27,769
Oh, hang on, hang on.
Something's happening.

285
00:18:28,439 --> 00:18:29,249
What?

286
00:18:30,089 --> 00:18:31,529
He's making contact.

287
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,289
I need to get a bit closer.

288
00:18:35,569 --> 00:18:37,006
Code 10-3 from now on.

289
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,159
Thomo!

290
00:18:48,529 --> 00:18:50,559
Control, Control. This is Oscar Nine.

291
00:18:50,569 --> 00:18:51,929
Urgent call. Over.

292
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:54,049
Oscar Nine, go ahead. Over.

293
00:18:54,479 --> 00:18:55,319
Shots fired.

294
00:18:55,329 --> 00:18:58,329
I say again, shots fired.
Where's the backup? Over.

295
00:18:58,849 --> 00:19:00,958
Oscar Nine, backup is two minutes away.

296
00:19:00,959 --> 00:19:02,809
Two minutes away. Over.

297
00:19:07,169 --> 00:19:09,529
Oscar Nine, do not approach suspect.

298
00:19:09,889 --> 00:19:11,359
Please acknowledge. Over.

299
00:19:14,089 --> 00:19:16,329
Oscar Nine, acknowledge. Over.

300
00:19:22,409 --> 00:19:23,559
Oscar Nine from Control.

301
00:19:23,569 --> 00:19:25,639
Instruction - do not approach suspect.

302
00:19:25,649 --> 00:19:28,449
Backup is on its way.
Please acknowledge. Over.

303
00:19:35,744 --> 00:19:38,239
_

304
00:20:11,129 --> 00:20:12,969
I got you a chai latte.

305
00:20:13,239 --> 00:20:14,249
Why?

306
00:20:15,129 --> 00:20:17,159
It's important to try new things.

307
00:20:17,409 --> 00:20:19,009
Is it good for my blood pressure?

308
00:20:19,529 --> 00:20:20,729
Not particularly.

309
00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:24,359
Cheers.

310
00:20:30,239 --> 00:20:32,079
It's like drinking a mince pie.

311
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,119
I thought I'd find you here.

312
00:20:35,719 --> 00:20:39,209
All the others are in the pub
celebrating a record haul.

313
00:20:39,649 --> 00:20:42,079
- You had about six pints lined up.
- Why me?

314
00:20:42,089 --> 00:20:45,249
It was you who took 'em down.
Never seen owt like it.

315
00:20:45,409 --> 00:20:47,049
It's a good job you were so quick.

316
00:20:49,239 --> 00:20:50,809
It's because I don't eat Pringles.

317
00:20:51,569 --> 00:20:54,289
Well, I owe you a beer anyway.

318
00:20:57,049 --> 00:20:59,689
Unfortunately, I don't
drink alcohol either.

319
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:03,839
Fortunately, they serve tomato juice.

320
00:21:04,529 --> 00:21:07,079
Unfortunately, special
constables are not invited.

321
00:21:07,089 --> 00:21:09,599
Fortunately, you'll soon
be offered a promotion.

322
00:21:10,649 --> 00:21:12,639
Unfortunately, I'll turn it down.

323
00:21:13,849 --> 00:21:15,399
I'm a bit too long in
the tooth for all that.

324
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:19,009
Well... You saved my life.

325
00:21:19,439 --> 00:21:20,599
Fortunately.

326
00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:23,399
So thank you.

327
00:21:24,764 --> 00:21:26,109
It means I'm going to be sat in here

328
00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:27,799
listening to you do riddles again,

329
00:21:27,809 --> 00:21:29,189
unfortunately.

330
00:21:29,349 --> 00:21:30,707
Correct.

331
00:21:32,289 --> 00:21:34,359
Actually, I'm giving up on all that.

332
00:21:34,999 --> 00:21:37,529
It was just a distraction technique.

333
00:21:39,529 --> 00:21:41,359
I'm starting counselling tomorrow.

334
00:21:42,129 --> 00:21:45,212
And I've been googling
yoga classes, so...

335
00:21:45,548 --> 00:21:47,569
So you've obviously got under my skin.

336
00:21:49,329 --> 00:21:51,079
Trope number five - tick!

337
00:21:54,719 --> 00:21:56,049
Anything to report?

338
00:21:56,569 --> 00:21:57,449
Nah.

339
00:21:59,649 --> 00:22:01,839
I thought I saw someone
hanging round by the car

340
00:22:01,849 --> 00:22:03,289
when I came round the corner.

341
00:22:03,849 --> 00:22:05,119
I didn't see anyone.

342
00:22:05,679 --> 00:22:07,289
Must have been a trick of the light.

343
00:22:09,649 --> 00:22:11,329
I hope you don't mind, but, um,

344
00:22:11,719 --> 00:22:13,769
I was reading your case notes.

345
00:22:15,049 --> 00:22:17,119
You were the last person
to see Dobson alive.

346
00:22:17,634 --> 00:22:18,529
Yeah.

347
00:22:19,849 --> 00:22:21,529
I was only gone a few minutes.

348
00:22:23,199 --> 00:22:24,119
Awful.

349
00:22:25,679 --> 00:22:27,559
And you said his grave was vandalised.

350
00:22:27,569 --> 00:22:31,769
Mm, yeah. They dug it up, smashed
the lid in. It was horrible.

351
00:22:32,369 --> 00:22:34,399
Do you think whoever did it
was looking for something?

352
00:22:34,529 --> 00:22:37,359
God knows. None of it makes any sense.

353
00:22:39,719 --> 00:22:42,449
I believe the murder weapon
went missing from forensics.

354
00:22:44,999 --> 00:22:46,009
Did it?

355
00:22:47,849 --> 00:22:48,969
You know it did.

356
00:22:49,289 --> 00:22:50,689
You've got it down there.

357
00:22:50,759 --> 00:22:54,599
- What are you playing at, Thomo?
- I don't trust 'em.

358
00:22:55,239 --> 00:22:57,879
Let's just say I wanted
a second opinion.

359
00:22:58,809 --> 00:23:00,957
I gave it to a mate of mine
who ran some tests on it.

360
00:23:00,958 --> 00:23:02,439
He said it was an antique.

361
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,519
A rare Victorian stiletto blade.

362
00:23:04,529 --> 00:23:06,209
And how did that get there, eh?

363
00:23:06,889 --> 00:23:08,916
You can't take the law
into your own hands.

364
00:23:09,169 --> 00:23:11,569
It's only been a month.
Let them do their job.

365
00:23:13,569 --> 00:23:16,119
Why are you so fucking
interested all of a sudden?

366
00:23:16,959 --> 00:23:18,159
I want to help you.

367
00:23:22,409 --> 00:23:25,359
- Are you wearing a wire? - What?!

368
00:23:26,129 --> 00:23:27,159
Who are you?

369
00:23:27,719 --> 00:23:29,529
I don't even know who you are.

370
00:23:31,049 --> 00:23:32,519
If you're wearing a
wire, I swear to God...

371
00:23:32,529 --> 00:23:33,759
What are you doing?

372
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,359
- Well, go on, show me, then!
- There, look! Look!

373
00:23:36,719 --> 00:23:37,809
There!

374
00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:39,249
Calm down!

375
00:23:40,289 --> 00:23:41,729
I'm on your side!

376
00:23:43,849 --> 00:23:45,249
Sorry, I just...

377
00:23:47,199 --> 00:23:48,809
I'm not thinking straight.

378
00:23:50,089 --> 00:23:53,049
I've not been sleeping.
I keep seeing his face.

379
00:23:53,289 --> 00:23:55,839
- Whose? - Dobbo's.

380
00:23:58,129 --> 00:23:59,929
I can't lay it to rest. I...

381
00:24:00,679 --> 00:24:03,489
At least, coming here, I feel
like I'm doing something.

382
00:24:06,409 --> 00:24:07,639
I understand.

383
00:24:09,959 --> 00:24:12,639
And for the record, no, I don't
think you killed your partner.

384
00:24:14,329 --> 00:24:15,308
I think it was one of those

385
00:24:15,347 --> 00:24:17,689
random acts of violence
that we see every day.

386
00:24:20,289 --> 00:24:22,729
Unless you were trying to feed
him that three-day-old curry.

387
00:24:23,772 --> 00:24:25,569
You cheeky bastard!

388
00:24:29,759 --> 00:24:31,540
Oh, God, it's cold tonight.

389
00:24:32,409 --> 00:24:35,119
Do you want a... teabag?

390
00:24:35,129 --> 00:24:36,745
Nah, I've got me chai latte.

391
00:24:37,239 --> 00:24:38,487
No, hand-warmers.

392
00:24:39,529 --> 00:24:41,209
They heat up when you shake them.

393
00:24:41,959 --> 00:24:43,119
Oh, right.

394
00:24:46,569 --> 00:24:50,359
You're oxidising the iron by
producing an exothermic reaction.

395
00:24:53,929 --> 00:24:56,489
I bet this looks bloody
suspicious from outside!

396
00:24:58,759 --> 00:25:00,869
I used to have to look out for
things like this on Hampstead Heath

397
00:25:00,870 --> 00:25:02,249
when I was with the Met.

398
00:25:03,959 --> 00:25:07,449
I remember one time we saw this
Mini Cooper with its lights on...

399
00:25:15,199 --> 00:25:16,119
What was that?

400
00:25:16,319 --> 00:25:18,489
Don't know. Branch, maybe?

401
00:25:30,649 --> 00:25:31,540
Wait there.

402
00:26:26,049 --> 00:26:27,119
Can I come in?

403
00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:29,009
You scared the shit out of me!

404
00:26:29,409 --> 00:26:30,329
Yes!

405
00:26:34,369 --> 00:26:35,529
Did you see anything?

406
00:26:36,809 --> 00:26:37,729
Nothing.

407
00:26:38,369 --> 00:26:39,599
I'm going mad.

408
00:26:40,439 --> 00:26:41,929
I just saw Dobbo again.

409
00:26:43,129 --> 00:26:44,879
He's probably just hungry.

410
00:26:47,169 --> 00:26:48,119
What?

411
00:26:49,569 --> 00:26:52,119
What are these the top five tropes of?

412
00:26:53,369 --> 00:26:54,929
They sleep in the daytime.

413
00:26:55,849 --> 00:26:57,689
They won't cross running water.

414
00:26:58,649 --> 00:27:00,359
They have to be invited in.

415
00:27:01,719 --> 00:27:03,581
They can't bear the smell of garlic.

416
00:27:05,609 --> 00:27:06,487
And yes...

417
00:27:08,809 --> 00:27:10,529
..we cast no reflection.

418
00:27:11,889 --> 00:27:13,879
I know you didn't kill your partner.

419
00:27:16,239 --> 00:27:17,489
That was me.

420
00:27:22,199 --> 00:27:23,119
No!

421
00:27:24,089 --> 00:27:24,929
Stop!

422
00:28:06,849 --> 00:28:08,529
Come in, my child.

423
00:28:09,609 --> 00:28:11,599
Enjoy your first feed.

424
00:28:14,129 --> 00:28:16,262
An eternity of them await you.

425
00:28:51,199 --> 00:28:54,839
One of the more persistent
cliches of the police procedural

426
00:28:55,329 --> 00:28:59,079
is that the new partner
always winds up dead.

427
00:29:01,019 --> 00:29:02,149
And here I am.

428
00:29:02,699 --> 00:29:04,869
The living embodiment of that trope.

429
00:29:05,399 --> 00:29:08,229
Well, I'm not living any more.

430
00:29:10,219 --> 00:29:11,439
But my story...

431
00:29:12,327 --> 00:29:13,447
wel...

432
00:29:14,309 --> 00:29:16,139
It's as old as time itself.

433
00:29:17,816 --> 00:29:23,636
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