1 00:00:02,403 --> 00:00:05,086 Thanks, everybody, for coming out to Hitchcock's divorce party. 2 00:00:05,103 --> 00:00:06,418 Why is the cake two men getting married? 3 00:00:06,454 --> 00:00:08,308 That's me and Hitchcock. The boys are back together! 4 00:00:08,344 --> 00:00:09,813 This cake is for a gay wedding. 5 00:00:09,849 --> 00:00:11,473 - The inside is a rainbow. - Nuh-uh. 6 00:00:11,509 --> 00:00:13,522 It's my favorite flavor: all the flavors! 7 00:00:13,558 --> 00:00:15,343 I can't believe Bethany's gone. 8 00:00:15,378 --> 00:00:17,913 - It was so out of the blue. - Well, not entirely. 9 00:00:17,948 --> 00:00:19,870 I mean, she did have an affair with her hairdresser, 10 00:00:19,906 --> 00:00:21,669 and you filmed it and threatened to release the tape, 11 00:00:21,705 --> 00:00:22,974 and then she said she didn't care 12 00:00:23,010 --> 00:00:24,185 and put it on the Internet herself, 13 00:00:24,220 --> 00:00:25,487 and then when it started to make money, 14 00:00:25,522 --> 00:00:26,575 you sued her for half the profits. 15 00:00:26,611 --> 00:00:28,988 And then boom, out of the blue: divorce papers. 16 00:00:29,024 --> 00:00:30,258 Aw, buddy, you'll be okay. 17 00:00:30,293 --> 00:00:31,927 It doesn't feel like it. 18 00:00:32,103 --> 00:00:35,041 My heart is ruined forever. I'm done with love. 19 00:00:35,077 --> 00:00:36,533 I'll never find anyone as... 20 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:39,473 Oh, my God! Get a load of the can on her! 21 00:00:39,509 --> 00:00:41,702 See ya dorks, I'm gonna get some. 22 00:00:41,796 --> 00:00:44,142 Well, Hitchcock still sucks. 23 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:02,224 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 24 00:01:04,369 --> 00:01:05,368 Hey, 25 00:01:05,404 --> 00:01:07,794 did you get my sexy calendar invite? 26 00:01:07,830 --> 00:01:10,681 You mean the one titled "8:00 pm coitus"? 27 00:01:10,717 --> 00:01:13,236 Yes, and the one titled 7:55 foreplay. 28 00:01:13,272 --> 00:01:14,838 You didn't accept either invite. 29 00:01:14,874 --> 00:01:16,712 Oh. I can start foreplay later. 30 00:01:16,748 --> 00:01:17,814 No, no, no. 31 00:01:17,850 --> 00:01:19,239 I love foreplay, as you know. 32 00:01:19,275 --> 00:01:20,641 It's just... this is all feeling 33 00:01:20,677 --> 00:01:22,210 a little overscheduled, you know? 34 00:01:22,245 --> 00:01:24,917 It might be taking some of the fun out of making a baby. 35 00:01:24,953 --> 00:01:27,985 Oh, okay. So what are you suggesting? 36 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:30,336 Maybe we try this The Jake Way. 37 00:01:30,372 --> 00:01:31,879 Eating dinner starting with dessert? 38 00:01:31,915 --> 00:01:33,439 That's one Jake Way. You know? 39 00:01:33,475 --> 00:01:34,461 The Jake Way is a brand. 40 00:01:34,497 --> 00:01:35,570 It encompasses a whole lifestyle. 41 00:01:35,606 --> 00:01:37,324 So get ready, because this month, 42 00:01:37,359 --> 00:01:39,759 we're making a baby The Jake Way. 43 00:01:39,903 --> 00:01:41,661 Okay, I'm in. Sounds fun. 44 00:01:41,696 --> 00:01:44,398 - So, are we doing tonight, or... - Oh, no, no, no. 45 00:01:44,433 --> 00:01:46,433 The Jake Way does not believe in scheduling. 46 00:01:46,468 --> 00:01:47,834 You gotta just let go. 47 00:01:47,869 --> 00:01:49,403 You don't know what The Jake Way is. 48 00:01:49,438 --> 00:01:50,504 Nope, but we've got a name for it, 49 00:01:50,539 --> 00:01:51,671 and that's a great start. 50 00:01:51,706 --> 00:01:52,806 The Jake Way! 51 00:01:53,532 --> 00:01:54,570 Lieutenant, as you know, 52 00:01:54,606 --> 00:01:57,227 I've been walking the same beat for the past three weeks. 53 00:01:57,263 --> 00:01:58,912 It's become a bit tedious. 54 00:01:58,947 --> 00:02:00,580 I thought you loved tedium. 55 00:02:00,615 --> 00:02:02,318 I love monotony. They're very different. 56 00:02:02,354 --> 00:02:03,950 I'm sorry, but you know our policy 57 00:02:03,985 --> 00:02:05,771 is that uniformed officers must walk 58 00:02:05,807 --> 00:02:07,320 the same beat for six months. 59 00:02:07,355 --> 00:02:09,589 It's how they become familiar with the community they serve. 60 00:02:09,624 --> 00:02:11,482 Well, surely you can make an exception for me. 61 00:02:11,518 --> 00:02:12,574 I can't play favorites. 62 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:13,760 You never did when you were in charge. 63 00:02:13,795 --> 00:02:15,262 - Of course I did. - Really? 64 00:02:15,297 --> 00:02:16,596 I never got any special treatment. 65 00:02:16,771 --> 00:02:18,469 I think you can do the math there. 66 00:02:18,821 --> 00:02:19,821 Damn. 67 00:02:19,857 --> 00:02:21,090 Well, think of it this way: 68 00:02:21,126 --> 00:02:22,468 It's like doing reps at a gym. 69 00:02:22,503 --> 00:02:24,370 Doing something over and over again 70 00:02:24,405 --> 00:02:25,871 is how you make your pecs pop. 71 00:02:25,906 --> 00:02:28,006 The only muscle I care to work out is my brain. 72 00:02:28,041 --> 00:02:30,709 Then get those reps in and make that brain pop. 73 00:02:30,744 --> 00:02:32,311 Pop, pop. Pop, pop, pop. 74 00:02:32,346 --> 00:02:34,308 What you're describing is an aneurism. 75 00:02:34,344 --> 00:02:36,449 Pop, pop. Pop, pop, pop. 76 00:02:36,484 --> 00:02:38,617 It's official! I'm in love. 77 00:02:38,652 --> 00:02:41,112 I just spent the night with the woman of my dreams. 78 00:02:41,148 --> 00:02:42,654 The lady from your divorce party? 79 00:02:42,689 --> 00:02:44,019 Yeah. She's my soulmate. 80 00:02:44,055 --> 00:02:45,344 She's funny. She's beautiful. 81 00:02:45,380 --> 00:02:47,459 - She has almost no scars. - Hot biscuits. 82 00:02:47,495 --> 00:02:49,027 It sounds like you hooked a live one. 83 00:02:49,062 --> 00:02:50,963 I know; we walked along the river for hours, 84 00:02:50,998 --> 00:02:52,364 just talking and laughing. 85 00:02:52,399 --> 00:02:55,001 She even gave me her real number. 86 00:02:55,037 --> 00:02:56,271 - Really? - Check it out. 87 00:02:56,816 --> 00:02:58,737 That's just a dirty old napkin covered in sauce. 88 00:02:58,772 --> 00:03:01,573 Oh, no. Her number! It's totally ruined. 89 00:03:01,608 --> 00:03:03,475 I knew I shouldn't have had those breakfast wings. 90 00:03:03,510 --> 00:03:05,010 Oh, bud, I'm so sorry. 91 00:03:05,045 --> 00:03:07,217 Now all I have to remember her by is this tooth. 92 00:03:07,253 --> 00:03:08,993 What the hell? Why do you have that? 93 00:03:09,029 --> 00:03:10,771 We were eating pizza, and it fell out of her mouth. 94 00:03:10,807 --> 00:03:12,848 Well, this is perfect. We can use it to find her. 95 00:03:12,884 --> 00:03:15,059 - What do you mean? - We just have to try fitting that tooth 96 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:17,167 into the mouth of every woman in New York City 97 00:03:17,203 --> 00:03:20,070 till we find the matching gum hole of your one true love. 98 00:03:20,961 --> 00:03:24,062 My life is like a fairytale! 99 00:03:24,225 --> 00:03:25,697 So, Lieutenant, sorry to take up your time. 100 00:03:25,732 --> 00:03:28,099 I just wanted to go over the CompStat numbers with you real quick. 101 00:03:28,710 --> 00:03:30,013 - Um, what the... - _ 102 00:03:30,301 --> 00:03:32,508 Is something wrong? Are the CompStat numbers bad? 103 00:03:33,383 --> 00:03:34,591 _ 104 00:03:34,638 --> 00:03:36,708 The numbers are fine and I have to go. 105 00:03:36,743 --> 00:03:39,019 - Oh, okay, then why'd you ask for this meeting? - _ 106 00:03:39,044 --> 00:03:40,045 Don't follow me, Terry. 107 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:41,613 What? I wasn't going to! 108 00:03:41,648 --> 00:03:44,047 This was a very confusing interaction! 109 00:03:44,524 --> 00:03:46,784 Hmm. 110 00:03:46,819 --> 00:03:48,786 - Hello? - Hello, Sergeant Santiago. 111 00:03:48,821 --> 00:03:50,788 I've taken your husband hostage. 112 00:03:50,823 --> 00:03:52,624 If you ever want to make a baby with him, 113 00:03:52,659 --> 00:03:54,459 you'll do exactly as I say. 114 00:03:54,494 --> 00:03:56,060 Jake, where are you? 115 00:03:56,095 --> 00:03:58,457 Oh, this isn't Jake. This is the Syndicate. 116 00:03:58,493 --> 00:04:01,281 And you will never see us, because we are everywhere and we... 117 00:04:01,317 --> 00:04:02,328 You're by the elevators. 118 00:04:02,364 --> 00:04:04,209 Dammit! Don't... look away! Look away! 119 00:04:04,245 --> 00:04:05,936 - Okay. - Yes, that's better. 120 00:04:05,971 --> 00:04:07,938 On top of the copier, there's a headset. 121 00:04:07,973 --> 00:04:10,535 Put it on and get in the limo that's waiting out front. 122 00:04:10,571 --> 00:04:11,970 Mm, okay, I love you. 123 00:04:12,006 --> 00:04:13,506 I love you, too. Now go! 124 00:04:16,682 --> 00:04:17,714 Are you Amy? 125 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:19,417 - Tell him "yes." - Yes. 126 00:04:19,452 --> 00:04:21,819 How does it feel to be played like a puppet? 127 00:04:22,319 --> 00:04:25,088 Okay, I'm walking into the apartment. 128 00:04:25,903 --> 00:04:28,492 Why did you have me get $400 out of the ATM? 129 00:04:28,527 --> 00:04:30,877 Good question. It's to pay for the Airbnb. 130 00:04:30,913 --> 00:04:32,729 You're giving them $400 in cash? 131 00:04:32,764 --> 00:04:35,589 I broke several lamps while trying to hide in the dark. 132 00:04:35,625 --> 00:04:37,340 - Now, turn on the lights. - Okay. 133 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,269 Hello... it's me. 134 00:04:40,305 --> 00:04:41,304 Put down the drinks. 135 00:04:41,339 --> 00:04:42,350 Why? Are you upset? 136 00:04:42,386 --> 00:04:44,492 Yeah, and now I have to take The Syndicate down. 137 00:04:44,528 --> 00:04:45,974 Oh, my goodness. 138 00:04:46,010 --> 00:04:47,553 To be clear, by "take down The Syndicate," 139 00:04:47,589 --> 00:04:48,489 you mean we're gonna have... 140 00:04:48,525 --> 00:04:49,425 - We're gonna have sex, yeah. - Okay. 141 00:04:49,461 --> 00:04:50,361 Yeah, absolutely. Take your clothes off. 142 00:04:50,923 --> 00:04:52,604 Boyle, what are those? 143 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,774 My guinea pigs. This lady is Claire. 144 00:04:55,020 --> 00:04:57,247 And this guy is also named Claire. 145 00:04:57,283 --> 00:04:59,838 You can't have pets in here. This is a police precinct. 146 00:04:59,874 --> 00:05:01,140 I know, I'm sorry. 147 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:02,643 I got them for Nikolaj's birthday, 148 00:05:02,679 --> 00:05:03,978 but it turns out he's allergic 149 00:05:04,014 --> 00:05:05,381 and the pet store won't take them back. 150 00:05:05,417 --> 00:05:06,783 I've got a friend who works in a lab. 151 00:05:06,819 --> 00:05:08,152 I can call and see if they need 152 00:05:08,188 --> 00:05:09,471 any guinea pigs for their research. 153 00:05:09,507 --> 00:05:11,485 They are not science experiments! 154 00:05:11,521 --> 00:05:12,621 They are living creatures 155 00:05:12,657 --> 00:05:14,072 with rich inner lives. 156 00:05:14,108 --> 00:05:16,374 Claire number two is stuck on his back like a bug. 157 00:05:16,410 --> 00:05:17,547 Oh, I'll handle this. 158 00:05:18,611 --> 00:05:19,973 Flip! Flip! 159 00:05:20,009 --> 00:05:21,075 Oh, I flipped the wrong Claire. 160 00:05:21,111 --> 00:05:22,177 Stop flipping guinea pigs 161 00:05:22,213 --> 00:05:23,333 and get them out of here! 162 00:05:23,369 --> 00:05:24,679 I'll make 'em disappear, Lieutenant. 163 00:05:25,516 --> 00:05:27,298 Oh! Don't kill them. 164 00:05:27,334 --> 00:05:28,685 They have so much to live for. 165 00:05:28,721 --> 00:05:30,051 They haven't even been to Manhattan yet. 166 00:05:30,087 --> 00:05:31,086 Okay, coast is clear. 167 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:32,288 I know a safe place we can hide these guys 168 00:05:32,323 --> 00:05:33,530 until we can find homes for them. 169 00:05:33,566 --> 00:05:34,570 You're not going to murder them? 170 00:05:34,606 --> 00:05:35,706 Hell no. I love animals. 171 00:05:35,742 --> 00:05:36,708 I'm the mushy one on the squad. 172 00:05:36,744 --> 00:05:38,064 Right, of course. 173 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:41,949 Here it is. Supply closet K. 174 00:05:41,985 --> 00:05:43,051 It's full of CPR training babies. 175 00:05:43,087 --> 00:05:44,386 No one goes in there because it's too creepy. 176 00:05:47,071 --> 00:05:48,136 Oh my God. 177 00:05:48,289 --> 00:05:49,574 It's perfect. 178 00:05:49,733 --> 00:05:51,700 Well, I don't want to take all the credit, 179 00:05:51,736 --> 00:05:53,603 but I'm pretty sure doing it The Jake Way worked 180 00:05:53,639 --> 00:05:55,105 and we're getting pregnant. 181 00:05:55,141 --> 00:05:57,241 That would be incredible, but 182 00:05:57,547 --> 00:06:00,096 feels like you're setting us up for disappointment. 183 00:06:00,132 --> 00:06:02,232 No, I'm just being optimistic. 184 00:06:02,434 --> 00:06:04,335 You're amazing, we're amazing, 185 00:06:04,371 --> 00:06:05,787 and it definitely worked. 186 00:06:05,890 --> 00:06:06,923 - It didn't work. - Ugh! 187 00:06:06,959 --> 00:06:08,526 I knew it. I got bum nards! 188 00:06:08,562 --> 00:06:10,128 - Jake! - Right, gotta stay optimistic. 189 00:06:10,164 --> 00:06:11,564 We can do this! 190 00:06:15,259 --> 00:06:16,894 So how are you feeling? 191 00:06:16,929 --> 00:06:18,662 Well, I'm pretty bummed, but... 192 00:06:18,698 --> 00:06:20,165 Amy, could you open your mouth for me? 193 00:06:20,201 --> 00:06:22,710 - What? No. - Forget it, I just saw. 194 00:06:22,746 --> 00:06:23,800 She's got all her teeth... 195 00:06:23,836 --> 00:06:25,357 Even the back ones. 196 00:06:25,604 --> 00:06:26,778 Did that turn your mood around? 197 00:06:26,814 --> 00:06:28,761 Nope. But it's okay. 198 00:06:28,797 --> 00:06:30,634 I figured out how we're gonna get pregnant. 199 00:06:30,670 --> 00:06:32,417 By doubling down on The Jake Way? 200 00:06:32,453 --> 00:06:33,759 Ooh, do you think we could rent the phone booth 201 00:06:33,795 --> 00:06:34,779 from the movie "Phone Booth"? 202 00:06:34,815 --> 00:06:37,613 No, from now on, we're gonna do it The Amy Way. 203 00:06:37,649 --> 00:06:38,823 Does that mean we're going back to 204 00:06:38,859 --> 00:06:40,183 - the overly scheduled sex thing? - No. 205 00:06:40,218 --> 00:06:41,718 We're going way more scheduled. 206 00:06:41,753 --> 00:06:42,719 Ah, so even less fun. 207 00:06:42,754 --> 00:06:43,655 Big time. 208 00:06:43,691 --> 00:06:45,354 This is a test, and we're failing. 209 00:06:45,390 --> 00:06:47,056 Because we're not studying hard enough. 210 00:06:47,091 --> 00:06:49,225 Or maybe this is just 211 00:06:49,260 --> 00:06:51,127 one of those tests you can't study for? 212 00:06:53,798 --> 00:06:55,098 Oh, wow, that's a new laugh. 213 00:06:55,133 --> 00:06:56,933 Come on. We're going binder shopping. 214 00:06:58,769 --> 00:06:59,936 I'm off to walk my beat again, 215 00:06:59,971 --> 00:07:01,271 much like Sisyphus, 216 00:07:01,306 --> 00:07:03,139 condemned to push the same boulder 217 00:07:03,174 --> 00:07:05,241 up the same hill day in and day out. 218 00:07:05,276 --> 00:07:07,777 You know, according to French Philosopher Albert Camus, 219 00:07:07,812 --> 00:07:11,214 Sisyphus achieved happiness in that absurd repetition. 220 00:07:11,249 --> 00:07:14,284 Any French philosophy post-Rousseau is essentially 221 00:07:14,319 --> 00:07:15,603 a magazine. 222 00:07:16,182 --> 00:07:17,382 You rube. 223 00:07:18,436 --> 00:07:19,423 Oh, hey, Boyle! 224 00:07:19,459 --> 00:07:21,454 Do you have the 6th Street case file... 225 00:07:22,126 --> 00:07:23,659 Wait. What's that? 226 00:07:23,694 --> 00:07:26,229 Uh, this? It's... my water bottle. 227 00:07:26,264 --> 00:07:28,931 It looks like a water bottle from a guinea pig cage. 228 00:07:28,966 --> 00:07:30,765 True, I got it for the guinea pigs, 229 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:32,267 but they're not here anymore. 230 00:07:32,302 --> 00:07:34,311 So I decided to be green and use it for myself. 231 00:07:37,972 --> 00:07:39,942 Ah! Thirst quenched. 232 00:07:39,977 --> 00:07:41,143 What took you so long? 233 00:07:41,178 --> 00:07:42,630 Terry almost caught me. 234 00:07:42,666 --> 00:07:44,422 I had to drink from the guinea pigs' water bottle. 235 00:07:44,458 --> 00:07:45,445 Amazingly, he... 236 00:07:45,481 --> 00:07:46,815 - Totally bought you'd do that? - Mm-hmm. 237 00:07:46,850 --> 00:07:47,816 Yeah, I'm not surprised at all. 238 00:07:47,851 --> 00:07:49,509 Good news. My niece will take the two Claires. 239 00:07:49,545 --> 00:07:50,538 She wants them as pets. 240 00:07:50,574 --> 00:07:52,174 That is great! Okay. 241 00:07:52,301 --> 00:07:54,155 Now we just need to find a home for ten more. 242 00:07:54,190 --> 00:07:55,219 Ten? 243 00:07:56,025 --> 00:07:57,658 Boy Claire got girl Claire pregnant 244 00:07:57,693 --> 00:07:59,160 and made a bunch of little baby Claires. 245 00:07:59,195 --> 00:08:00,294 Oh, they're having sex again. 246 00:08:00,329 --> 00:08:01,862 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, Claire. 247 00:08:01,897 --> 00:08:03,197 - Claire. - Claire. 248 00:08:03,452 --> 00:08:05,653 I gotta say, I'm loving these. 249 00:08:05,689 --> 00:08:07,201 I always wanted to wear Hammer pants. 250 00:08:07,236 --> 00:08:08,369 - Stop. - Hammer time? 251 00:08:08,404 --> 00:08:09,937 No. Stop joking around. 252 00:08:09,972 --> 00:08:11,293 You're wearing those pants 253 00:08:11,329 --> 00:08:13,296 to keep your testicles away from your body's warm core 254 00:08:13,332 --> 00:08:14,364 so your sperm don't overheat. 255 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:16,635 Well, I am loving the breeze. I feel like I'm 83. 256 00:08:16,671 --> 00:08:17,711 All right, focus up. 257 00:08:17,746 --> 00:08:19,486 This is our pregnancy war room. 258 00:08:19,522 --> 00:08:20,628 On the master calendar, 259 00:08:20,664 --> 00:08:22,048 we will track ovulation windows, 260 00:08:22,084 --> 00:08:23,205 menstruation cycles, 261 00:08:23,241 --> 00:08:25,427 - and every uterine deposit. - "Uterine deposit"? 262 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,487 Is that what we're calling sex? It seems a little clinical. 263 00:08:27,523 --> 00:08:29,457 Well, you could always shorten it to U.D. 264 00:08:29,492 --> 00:08:30,921 or "ud." 265 00:08:31,093 --> 00:08:32,308 Yeah, I don't want to do that. 266 00:08:32,344 --> 00:08:34,060 Here's a list of everything you cannot eat 267 00:08:34,095 --> 00:08:35,328 while we are trying to conceive. 268 00:08:35,363 --> 00:08:36,481 No more nachos? 269 00:08:36,517 --> 00:08:38,231 Even if they're in a novelty baseball helmet? 270 00:08:38,266 --> 00:08:40,842 - No. - Whoa, this is serious. 271 00:08:40,878 --> 00:08:43,003 We will adhere to a strict exercise regimen 272 00:08:43,038 --> 00:08:44,037 and sleep schedule. 273 00:08:44,072 --> 00:08:45,873 Also, no more video games, 274 00:08:45,908 --> 00:08:47,340 because they cause stress and they raise your heart rate. 275 00:08:47,375 --> 00:08:49,042 More stress than being a police officer? 276 00:08:49,077 --> 00:08:50,811 Jake, I've seen you play "Mario Party." 277 00:08:50,958 --> 00:08:52,379 Wario cheats! 278 00:08:52,414 --> 00:08:53,881 I'm just saying, Wario cheats. 279 00:08:53,916 --> 00:08:55,181 It's a stupid game. 280 00:08:55,216 --> 00:08:57,017 Look, I know it isn't easy, 281 00:08:57,052 --> 00:08:58,852 but this could increase our chances 282 00:08:58,887 --> 00:09:01,009 of getting pregnant by 19%. 283 00:09:01,045 --> 00:09:02,078 Yeah, of course. Absolutely. 284 00:09:02,114 --> 00:09:03,223 So how do we get it started: 285 00:09:03,258 --> 00:09:04,825 Dim the lights, put on some music? 286 00:09:04,860 --> 00:09:06,226 Swallow 35 vitamins each. 287 00:09:06,261 --> 00:09:08,116 Oh. Cheers. 288 00:09:09,097 --> 00:09:10,096 Oh. 289 00:09:10,131 --> 00:09:11,831 Let's make a baby! 290 00:09:15,570 --> 00:09:17,404 I probably should have had some water ready. 291 00:09:17,719 --> 00:09:21,571 Okay, basal body temp is optimal. 292 00:09:21,607 --> 00:09:22,970 Let's do this quickly. 293 00:09:23,006 --> 00:09:26,179 Oh, Amy, I'm not some faucet you can just turn on and off. 294 00:09:26,215 --> 00:09:27,561 You gotta romance me. 295 00:09:27,597 --> 00:09:28,656 Faucet's on! Let's ud! 296 00:09:29,050 --> 00:09:30,483 - Thank You. - Spasibo. 297 00:09:30,918 --> 00:09:32,118 - Okay. - Do svidaniya. 298 00:09:32,153 --> 00:09:33,135 Okay. 299 00:09:36,124 --> 00:09:38,058 Sorry! 300 00:09:38,093 --> 00:09:39,600 I thought you separated the males and the females. 301 00:09:39,636 --> 00:09:41,394 Well, it's hard. They're all named Claire. 302 00:09:41,429 --> 00:09:42,795 You named them Claire! 303 00:09:47,660 --> 00:09:49,490 Oh, come on. 304 00:09:49,688 --> 00:09:51,937 It's like every woman in this city has all of her teeth. 305 00:09:51,972 --> 00:09:54,206 Stupid Bloomberg and his stupid soda ban! 306 00:09:54,685 --> 00:09:56,808 Okay, 6:14, it's ud o'clock! 307 00:09:56,843 --> 00:09:57,943 Okay. 308 00:09:57,978 --> 00:10:00,379 - Here we go. - Mm-hmm. 309 00:10:00,414 --> 00:10:02,548 So this bag of pellets is your lunch? 310 00:10:02,583 --> 00:10:03,982 Yup, it's the perfect food for a human man. 311 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:06,081 - You want some? - No! 312 00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:10,735 _ 313 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:11,776 _ 314 00:10:13,460 --> 00:10:14,569 Spasibo. 315 00:10:14,861 --> 00:10:16,295 - Do svidaniya. - Do svidaniya. 316 00:10:18,031 --> 00:10:20,098 Sorry! 317 00:10:22,135 --> 00:10:23,968 Where were you? You're 19 minutes late. 318 00:10:24,003 --> 00:10:25,436 My temperature is shot to hell! 319 00:10:25,471 --> 00:10:26,817 I know. I'm sorry. 320 00:10:26,853 --> 00:10:28,186 I got detained by the transit cops because 321 00:10:28,222 --> 00:10:29,989 my baggy pants fell off on the subway. 322 00:10:30,025 --> 00:10:31,591 Let's just ud and get it over with. 323 00:10:31,627 --> 00:10:33,027 Oh, my God. 324 00:10:33,312 --> 00:10:34,612 There's so many of them. 325 00:10:34,647 --> 00:10:35,613 Sit. 326 00:10:35,874 --> 00:10:37,836 Yeah, good boy. 327 00:10:43,356 --> 00:10:44,572 - You awake? - Nope. 328 00:10:44,608 --> 00:10:46,491 - You? - No. Let's do this. 329 00:10:46,526 --> 00:10:47,529 Okay. 330 00:10:47,660 --> 00:10:49,494 - Shirts on? - Definitely. 331 00:10:49,529 --> 00:10:50,995 - Spasibo. - Pozhaluysta. 332 00:10:51,030 --> 00:10:52,790 Mnogo kliyentov segodnya? 333 00:10:52,815 --> 00:10:53,930 _ 334 00:10:54,439 --> 00:10:55,432 Make it a double. 335 00:10:55,467 --> 00:10:56,967 My heart has a hole in it. 336 00:10:57,002 --> 00:10:58,335 I might as well fill it with booze. 337 00:10:58,370 --> 00:10:59,503 Same for me. 338 00:10:59,538 --> 00:11:01,528 Except my hole's in my mouth. 339 00:11:02,007 --> 00:11:03,206 It's you! 340 00:11:03,389 --> 00:11:05,127 My toothless Cinderella! 341 00:11:05,878 --> 00:11:09,980 Well, that was definitely technically sex. 342 00:11:10,015 --> 00:11:11,000 Yep. 343 00:11:11,867 --> 00:11:13,216 Maybe that was the one. 344 00:11:13,251 --> 00:11:14,852 Nope. Not the one. 345 00:11:15,988 --> 00:11:17,598 - I'm so exhausted. - Me too. 346 00:11:17,634 --> 00:11:19,326 But the doctor said that it could take a while. 347 00:11:19,362 --> 00:11:20,858 I know. It's just... 348 00:11:20,893 --> 00:11:23,127 We're doing everything right, and it's still not working. 349 00:11:23,162 --> 00:11:25,529 What kind of perfect person do you have to be to get pregnant? 350 00:11:25,564 --> 00:11:27,679 We're having a baby! 351 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,932 Oh, rot in hell! 352 00:11:34,614 --> 00:11:35,890 Congratulations, Hitchcock, 353 00:11:35,926 --> 00:11:37,304 it's the first wedding I've ever been to 354 00:11:37,340 --> 00:11:38,968 - with a cover charge. - It's for our honeymoon. 355 00:11:39,004 --> 00:11:40,115 We're going to Barbados, 356 00:11:40,151 --> 00:11:41,669 and we'll have the island all to ourselves, 357 00:11:41,705 --> 00:11:43,453 because it's Dengue Fever season. 358 00:11:43,489 --> 00:11:44,743 But your wife is pregnant. 359 00:11:44,779 --> 00:11:46,124 You can't live in fear. 360 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:48,285 Don't want to spend every moment worried about Dengue 361 00:11:48,321 --> 00:11:50,388 or black mold or those weird spots 362 00:11:50,424 --> 00:11:51,949 on the MRI they found on your brain. 363 00:11:51,985 --> 00:11:53,386 Hitchcock, is your brain okay? 364 00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:55,313 The point is: I don't care. 365 00:11:55,349 --> 00:11:56,906 Also, Anna's family is from the Old Country 366 00:11:56,942 --> 00:11:58,161 and kind of conservative, 367 00:11:58,197 --> 00:11:59,327 so try not to mention the baby to them. 368 00:11:59,363 --> 00:12:01,240 Perfect; I'll just do what I always do at weddings: 369 00:12:01,276 --> 00:12:02,976 not talk to anyone I don't know already. 370 00:12:03,012 --> 00:12:04,536 You're the best, Jake. 371 00:12:04,572 --> 00:12:05,849 That's why you're the baby's godfather. 372 00:12:06,087 --> 00:12:07,255 Wait. I am? 373 00:12:07,617 --> 00:12:08,651 Ugh. 374 00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:10,754 I can't believe they're pregnant and we're not. 375 00:12:10,789 --> 00:12:11,872 How did they do it? 376 00:12:11,908 --> 00:12:13,207 They got drunk and had sex 377 00:12:13,243 --> 00:12:14,476 in a public park next to a skunk. 378 00:12:14,688 --> 00:12:16,159 Hitchcock sent me a very long text 379 00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:17,209 with a lot of details in it. 380 00:12:17,245 --> 00:12:18,231 I think it was meant for Scully. 381 00:12:18,267 --> 00:12:20,663 Ugh, the world is officially upside down. 382 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:22,700 Wait a minute. Maybe that's it. 383 00:12:22,735 --> 00:12:24,334 We tried getting pregnant The Jake Way; 384 00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:25,435 we tried The Amy Way. 385 00:12:25,470 --> 00:12:26,530 Maybe it's time we tried it... 386 00:12:26,741 --> 00:12:28,208 The Hitchcock Way. 387 00:12:28,244 --> 00:12:29,370 What's The Hitchcock Way? 388 00:12:29,406 --> 00:12:31,841 In every situation, make the worst possible choice. 389 00:12:32,549 --> 00:12:33,943 Okay. What the hell? 390 00:12:33,978 --> 00:12:35,058 Nothing else is working. 391 00:12:35,094 --> 00:12:36,201 Let's try it The Hitchcock Way. 392 00:12:36,237 --> 00:12:38,847 All right, so first move: Get hammered. 393 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,633 Drink up. 394 00:12:40,669 --> 00:12:42,970 Uh, these are someone else's. There's lipstick on mine. 395 00:12:43,006 --> 00:12:44,362 Yeah, there's a cigarette in mine. 396 00:12:44,398 --> 00:12:46,275 But we're doing things The Hitchcock Way, so bottoms up! 397 00:12:46,311 --> 00:12:47,245 All right. 398 00:12:48,493 --> 00:12:50,260 For those of you that don't know me, 399 00:12:50,295 --> 00:12:51,958 my name is Norm Scully. 400 00:12:51,994 --> 00:12:53,730 Hitchcock is my partner, 401 00:12:53,765 --> 00:12:54,884 and he's also my best friend. 402 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:57,301 He buys the bear claws I like when we're on a stakeout 403 00:12:57,337 --> 00:13:00,113 or when we're just in the office or at home. 404 00:13:00,698 --> 00:13:01,713 I love him. 405 00:13:01,749 --> 00:13:02,721 Anna Rubov, 406 00:13:02,757 --> 00:13:04,769 do you promise to love and cherish 407 00:13:04,805 --> 00:13:06,942 Michael Hitchcock as much as I've loved him? 408 00:13:07,210 --> 00:13:08,209 I do. 409 00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:09,278 And, Michael Hitchcock, 410 00:13:09,313 --> 00:13:10,880 do you agree to shower Anna 411 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,815 with the same love and kindness you've shown me 412 00:13:12,850 --> 00:13:14,950 these 30 wonderful years together? 413 00:13:14,985 --> 00:13:16,409 - I do. - Dang. 414 00:13:16,445 --> 00:13:18,043 Terry didn't know this was gonna be so sweet. 415 00:13:18,079 --> 00:13:19,411 You may now kiss the bride. 416 00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:27,897 Hey, Rosa, good news. 417 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,014 I just talked to someone 418 00:13:29,050 --> 00:13:30,911 who said he'd take all the guinea pigs. 419 00:13:30,947 --> 00:13:32,413 All 600? Why would he do that? 420 00:13:32,449 --> 00:13:33,784 I didn't ask. I just said yes. 421 00:13:33,820 --> 00:13:35,832 - Our prayers have been answered! - Who is this guy? 422 00:13:35,868 --> 00:13:37,635 We gotta check him out, make sure he's not weird. 423 00:13:37,671 --> 00:13:39,804 He's just a normal guy who's a friend of Hitchcock's... 424 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:41,474 yep, we gotta check him out. 425 00:13:47,024 --> 00:13:48,348 Yeah, he's gonna turn them into toupees. 426 00:13:48,384 --> 00:13:49,451 Oh, my god, he is. 427 00:13:49,487 --> 00:13:50,919 The Hitchcock Way is exactly 428 00:13:50,954 --> 00:13:52,788 what we needed, you know? 429 00:13:52,823 --> 00:13:54,690 These last six months have actually been pretty hard. 430 00:13:54,725 --> 00:13:55,721 Mm, no! 431 00:13:55,757 --> 00:13:57,459 Hitchcock doesn't dwell on the past. 432 00:13:57,494 --> 00:13:59,861 Hitchcock forgets about the past 433 00:13:59,896 --> 00:14:01,763 because of the spots on his brain! 434 00:14:01,798 --> 00:14:02,764 Yes. 435 00:14:02,799 --> 00:14:03,765 To brain spots! 436 00:14:06,035 --> 00:14:08,670 Oh! Cinnamon schnapps! 437 00:14:08,705 --> 00:14:11,090 Barkeep, another round of drink roulette. 438 00:14:11,126 --> 00:14:13,708 Lieutenant, I never see you at Shaw's on a Sunday. 439 00:14:13,743 --> 00:14:16,172 Those nights are reserved for spending time with your family. 440 00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:17,644 I guess you do make... 441 00:14:17,679 --> 00:14:18,645 exceptions. 442 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:19,646 What? 443 00:14:19,682 --> 00:14:21,276 The conversation we had six months ago? 444 00:14:21,312 --> 00:14:23,363 The one where you said you wouldn't make an exception for me. 445 00:14:23,399 --> 00:14:24,851 That was so long ago. 446 00:14:24,886 --> 00:14:26,118 A lot has happened since then. 447 00:14:26,154 --> 00:14:28,354 Well, to me it seems like mere minutes ago, 448 00:14:28,390 --> 00:14:31,797 because I've been living the same day over and over again. 449 00:14:31,833 --> 00:14:34,401 Gentlemen, would either of you mind giving some toasts? 450 00:14:34,437 --> 00:14:36,305 People are starting to notice we didn't serve any food. 451 00:14:36,341 --> 00:14:38,008 I have something I'd like to say. 452 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,799 Marriage is amazing. 453 00:14:39,834 --> 00:14:42,436 To get to spend every day with the same person, 454 00:14:42,472 --> 00:14:45,440 day after day, month after month on repeat. 455 00:14:45,555 --> 00:14:47,688 The comfort of knowing that tomorrow 456 00:14:47,724 --> 00:14:50,292 will be just like today is truly 457 00:14:50,328 --> 00:14:52,208 a rewarding assignment. 458 00:14:52,244 --> 00:14:53,344 To Hitchcock! 459 00:14:53,380 --> 00:14:54,365 Hear hear. 460 00:14:54,401 --> 00:14:55,458 I'd also like to make a speech. 461 00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:59,830 Most marriages end in divorce, and there's a reason. 462 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:02,301 It's boring to be stuck in the same routine forever. 463 00:15:02,337 --> 00:15:04,337 There's no value to be found 464 00:15:04,373 --> 00:15:06,674 in walking the same beat over and over, 465 00:15:06,710 --> 00:15:08,610 especially when you've been a captain for six years. 466 00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:11,142 The point is: marriage is 467 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:14,213 a waste of my talents, Lieutenant. 468 00:15:14,249 --> 00:15:16,382 - To Hitchcock! - These are great. 469 00:15:16,418 --> 00:15:18,856 - Really? - I also have a toast to make. 470 00:15:18,892 --> 00:15:21,674 Hitchcock, I always thought I was better than you, 471 00:15:21,710 --> 00:15:24,811 because I haven't been divorced seven times 472 00:15:24,847 --> 00:15:27,348 and I've never been banned from a museum 473 00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:28,712 for kissing the statues. 474 00:15:28,748 --> 00:15:30,615 But today I realize 475 00:15:30,650 --> 00:15:33,952 that maybe my life would be better if I was more like you. 476 00:15:33,987 --> 00:15:37,789 Anyway, I gotta go make a baby of my own 477 00:15:37,824 --> 00:15:40,025 just like the baby inside of Anna. 478 00:15:41,555 --> 00:15:42,572 - Nailed it. - Thank you. 479 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,697 Why is she saying these things, Anna? 480 00:15:44,733 --> 00:15:46,088 Okay, bud. 481 00:15:46,285 --> 00:15:49,627 Are you ready to have some stupid Hitchcock-style sex? 482 00:15:49,663 --> 00:15:51,062 Oh, yeah, where are we going? 483 00:15:51,098 --> 00:15:52,322 Nowhere. 484 00:15:52,358 --> 00:15:54,837 We're going right here in Shaw's bathroom. 485 00:15:54,873 --> 00:15:56,640 Oh, that's such a bad idea. 486 00:15:56,676 --> 00:15:57,707 I love it. 487 00:15:57,742 --> 00:15:58,677 All right. 488 00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:01,009 Occupied! 489 00:16:01,045 --> 00:16:02,412 Someone's in there. Should we wait? 490 00:16:02,448 --> 00:16:04,014 Would Hitchcock wait? 491 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,985 Hell no. Hitchcock would find an alley! 492 00:16:07,997 --> 00:16:09,486 Well, this is perfect. 493 00:16:09,521 --> 00:16:11,788 There's probably so many skunks skunking around here. 494 00:16:11,823 --> 00:16:13,472 Oh, yeah. We're gonna make a skunk baby. 495 00:16:13,508 --> 00:16:14,507 Yeah. 496 00:16:14,543 --> 00:16:16,210 - Hello. - Huh? 497 00:16:16,246 --> 00:16:18,346 Don't worry about me. I don't want to join. 498 00:16:18,382 --> 00:16:19,936 I'm happy just to watch. 499 00:16:23,935 --> 00:16:26,286 Oh, crap; they're really pissed that Anna's pregnant. 500 00:16:26,322 --> 00:16:28,137 No, it's more complicated than that. 501 00:16:28,173 --> 00:16:30,300 Anna just called her entire family hypocrites. 502 00:16:30,336 --> 00:16:31,369 Wait, you speak Russian? 503 00:16:31,405 --> 00:16:33,111 Huh. I guess I do. 504 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,058 I must have picked it up from speaking to that woman 505 00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:36,661 at the coffee cart for the past six months. 506 00:16:39,034 --> 00:16:41,277 - Now what's happening? - Anna's mother says 507 00:16:41,313 --> 00:16:43,666 Anna should be with someone respectable, 508 00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:46,670 like her sister's husband, Boris, instead of the... 509 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,273 - Pig man. - Well, that's too bad, 510 00:16:48,309 --> 00:16:50,176 'cause she already married the pig man. 511 00:16:53,131 --> 00:16:54,664 What's she saying? 512 00:16:54,699 --> 00:16:57,133 She says that Boris is not a good man. 513 00:16:57,168 --> 00:16:58,571 He's cheating on her sister. 514 00:16:58,607 --> 00:17:01,673 She knows because he's the real father of her baby. 515 00:17:01,872 --> 00:17:03,211 - Oh. - What? 516 00:17:04,198 --> 00:17:05,297 Oh, no! 517 00:17:08,566 --> 00:17:10,200 Someone's here. This is too public! 518 00:17:10,236 --> 00:17:12,691 I mean, it wouldn't stop Hitchcock, but fine. 519 00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:13,926 I know a secret spot. 520 00:17:19,794 --> 00:17:21,007 What was that? 521 00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:22,892 - What am I feeling right now? - Huh? 522 00:17:22,927 --> 00:17:24,627 Are those all your little hands? 523 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,290 And this is the last one. 524 00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:40,752 We've rounded up all the guinea pigs. 525 00:17:40,788 --> 00:17:42,382 Not even close. 526 00:17:43,235 --> 00:17:44,431 Guinea pig. Guinea pig. 527 00:17:44,466 --> 00:17:46,936 Guinea pig. Guinea pig. Guinea pig. 528 00:17:46,972 --> 00:17:49,338 What were you thinking, breeding guinea pigs at work? 529 00:17:49,374 --> 00:17:51,180 We weren't breeding them on purpose. 530 00:17:51,216 --> 00:17:52,503 They're just very sexual creatures, 531 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,050 and we didn't want to slut-shame them. 532 00:17:54,075 --> 00:17:54,674 Yeah. 533 00:17:54,710 --> 00:17:56,941 Sorry you're not more sex-positive, Terry. 534 00:17:56,977 --> 00:17:58,054 I called my friend at the lab. 535 00:17:58,090 --> 00:17:59,312 He's gonna take the guinea pigs. 536 00:17:59,348 --> 00:18:01,346 They're not gonna do any chemical tests on them. 537 00:18:01,382 --> 00:18:02,515 They're just gonna teach them how to run mazes. 538 00:18:02,550 --> 00:18:05,117 Really? I want you to look Claire 38 in the eye, 539 00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:06,252 and tell her that... 540 00:18:06,288 --> 00:18:08,688 I'm sending you to a lab, Claire; bye. 541 00:18:08,989 --> 00:18:09,991 You can't do this! 542 00:18:10,027 --> 00:18:12,024 - This is so unfair, Terry! - You're a cruel man! 543 00:18:12,059 --> 00:18:13,493 Thank God he found a way to end it. 544 00:18:13,528 --> 00:18:14,955 Oh, it's over. The nightmare's over. 545 00:18:15,751 --> 00:18:16,899 There you are. 546 00:18:16,935 --> 00:18:18,387 You didn't wake me up when you left this morning. 547 00:18:18,423 --> 00:18:22,300 I tried. You said, "I'm dead. Leave me. Find someone new." 548 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:23,352 Yeah, pretty hungover. 549 00:18:23,388 --> 00:18:24,736 Look, last night wasn't great, 550 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:25,958 but I think I know why. 551 00:18:25,994 --> 00:18:27,661 We were trying to do it like Hitchcock 552 00:18:27,697 --> 00:18:29,541 when we should have been trying to do it like Boris, 553 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,910 the man who actually impregnated Hitchcock's wife. 554 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,244 So I found him on Facebook and... 555 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,245 Jake, stop. 556 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,440 Why is it so easy 557 00:18:35,476 --> 00:18:37,145 for everyone else to get pregnant? 558 00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:39,250 I mean, look at these stupid guinea pigs. 559 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,908 They made 600 babies, 560 00:18:40,944 --> 00:18:42,077 and we can't make one? 561 00:18:42,113 --> 00:18:43,644 Why can't we make 600 babies? 562 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,921 You can't compare yourself to guinea pigs, babe. 563 00:18:45,957 --> 00:18:47,213 You taught me that. 564 00:18:47,249 --> 00:18:48,518 I'm exhausted. 565 00:18:48,637 --> 00:18:50,529 And the universe keeps telling us 566 00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:51,899 that it doesn't want us to have a baby. 567 00:18:51,935 --> 00:18:53,201 The message couldn't be clearer. 568 00:18:53,237 --> 00:18:54,769 So I'm done. 569 00:18:55,447 --> 00:18:57,283 Like, done for this month? 570 00:18:57,319 --> 00:18:59,261 Done. Just done. 571 00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:06,017 Thank you for seeing me. 572 00:19:06,053 --> 00:19:08,912 I just wanted to let you know I was wrong. 573 00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:10,848 Until last night, I didn't realize 574 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,198 how much Russian I'd learned. 575 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:13,540 Yeah, it was impressive. 576 00:19:13,576 --> 00:19:15,376 - And your accent was great, too. - Thank you, 577 00:19:15,412 --> 00:19:17,455 but I actually speak with the accent of a peasant. 578 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,590 Anyway, I walked my beat this morning, 579 00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:21,559 and I spoke to several people in Russian. 580 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:24,066 They were so impressed, they opened up to me. 581 00:19:24,102 --> 00:19:27,069 - I got a number of useful tips. - All right. 582 00:19:27,105 --> 00:19:29,339 All because I made you do something tedious. 583 00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:31,276 Monotonous. Don't ruin this. 584 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,838 Thanks for coming out for Hitchcock's divorce party. 585 00:19:33,874 --> 00:19:35,605 You know you got another gay cake, right? 586 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:36,648 What? No way. 587 00:19:36,684 --> 00:19:38,572 It says "Boys! Boys! Boys!" on it. 588 00:19:38,608 --> 00:19:40,088 Because we're the boys. 589 00:19:40,731 --> 00:19:43,103 Guys, I figured out what went wrong between Anna and me. 590 00:19:43,139 --> 00:19:45,273 My job. I'm a workaholic! 591 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:46,347 Not anymore. 592 00:19:46,383 --> 00:19:49,055 From now on, I'm focusing on what really matters. 593 00:19:49,091 --> 00:19:51,192 Come on, Scully, let's get some wings. 594 00:19:51,228 --> 00:19:52,927 Aw, bud, I thought you'd never ask. 595 00:19:54,054 --> 00:19:55,763 Hey, want some cake? 596 00:19:55,799 --> 00:19:57,293 I got a piece with a heart on it, 597 00:19:57,328 --> 00:19:58,656 which I now realize is a butt. 598 00:19:58,692 --> 00:20:00,627 I'm good. Thanks. 599 00:20:01,249 --> 00:20:02,368 So listen. 600 00:20:03,046 --> 00:20:05,013 I've been thinking about what you said this morning... 601 00:20:05,049 --> 00:20:07,815 And it has been a really hard couple of months. 602 00:20:08,051 --> 00:20:10,174 I'm sorry I'm bad at making babies. 603 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,913 Hey, hey, don't say that. 604 00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:13,140 It's not your fault. 605 00:20:13,176 --> 00:20:15,177 And look, for all we know, I could have... 606 00:20:15,212 --> 00:20:17,087 Don't say you have bum nards. 607 00:20:18,313 --> 00:20:19,712 I wasn't... I wasn't gonna. 608 00:20:19,748 --> 00:20:21,916 But... 609 00:20:21,952 --> 00:20:25,253 I think maybe it's just a thing we can't control. 610 00:20:25,289 --> 00:20:27,156 That is my least favorite kind of thing. 611 00:20:27,192 --> 00:20:28,610 I know. 612 00:20:28,646 --> 00:20:30,712 I really wanted to start a family. 613 00:20:32,066 --> 00:20:35,335 Amy, we are a family. 614 00:20:35,371 --> 00:20:36,561 You and me. 615 00:20:36,597 --> 00:20:38,629 So, you know, we can keep trying 616 00:20:38,665 --> 00:20:41,145 or look into IVF or adoption 617 00:20:41,181 --> 00:20:43,594 or if we want, we can forget about the whole thing. 618 00:20:43,630 --> 00:20:47,183 But if we're together, I'm happy no matter what. 619 00:20:48,153 --> 00:20:49,665 I don't know what I want to do. 620 00:20:49,701 --> 00:20:51,234 Fine. That's okay too. 621 00:20:51,270 --> 00:20:52,703 We don't have to have a plan. 622 00:20:52,739 --> 00:20:54,098 We make the rules. 623 00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:56,032 Maybe it would help to just not think 624 00:20:56,068 --> 00:20:57,669 about the whole thing for a while 625 00:20:57,705 --> 00:20:59,037 and see where we're at. 626 00:20:59,073 --> 00:21:00,959 Yeah, okay. 627 00:21:02,559 --> 00:21:03,608 I love you. 628 00:21:03,644 --> 00:21:04,676 I love you. 629 00:21:16,050 --> 00:21:17,016 Should we go? 630 00:21:17,052 --> 00:21:18,386 - Yes. - Okay. 631 00:21:20,442 --> 00:21:21,649 Nope. 632 00:21:25,273 --> 00:21:29,273 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com