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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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I love you.

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- Veronica.
- Hey, Georgie. What's up?

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We're friends, right?

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- What do you mean?
- I've asked you out a bunch,

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and you've made it pretty
clear you weren't interested.

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B-Before I asked out another girl,

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- I just wanted to make sure that...
- It's fine.

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Guess I'll see you around.

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Yep.

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Of all my many skills,

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one of the lesser known
is my impressive ability

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to wait for things.

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I once stood perfectly
still for 38 minutes

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because a bee was on my shoulder.

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I once waited four and a half hours

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to be released from a locker.

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Hello? Anyone there?

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That's okay. I'll wait.

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And one time, when Dr.
Sturgis was late for a lecture,

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I stayed longer than everyone.

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Where are you all going?

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Professor's not here.

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I can teach the class.

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I just need a box to stand on.

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Dr. Sturgis?

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Hello, Sheldon. What brings you here?

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You never showed up to class.

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Whoops.

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Time flies when you're having fun.

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What could be more fun than
giving a physics lecture?

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Finishing a physics paper.

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Ooh, I like where this is headed.

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I'm exploring the notion
that time itself is quantized.

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Interesting.

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That sounds like a step
towards a unified field theory.

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Fingers crossed.

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Although I can't cross
my fingers... arthritis.

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It's too dark back here.
Do you have a flashlight?

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In the glove box, I think.

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Can you pass it back?

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No. I'm driving.

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All right. I'm coming up.

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Don't crash while I'm unbuckled.

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Really? You need to do this right now?

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It's Dr. Sturgis's first paper in years.

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It's worth risking head trauma.

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Look at you climbing like a real boy.

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Here we go.

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"A Reconsideration of
the Role of Time Operators

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in Quantum Mechanics."

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Grabby title.

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Mm. I'll wait for the movie.

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Ooh. He's opening with
a critical examination

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of the Copenhagen interpretation
of quantum mechanics.

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I thought reading in the
car made you nauseous.

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That's in the back
seat. Up here I'm fine.

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- Oh, Sheldon.
- Sorry.

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Well, don't just keep reading!

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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --

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I am running over

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to the Sparks's for a little while.

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Why?

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Team meeting with the
other baseball moms.

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You're all right until Dad gets home?

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Oh, yeah. Charles is in charge.

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Look at this. I'm talking to an egg.

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I brought veggies and ranch.

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That's nice. But when I
said "snacks," I mean wine.

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- Oh.
- Don't worry.

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I got plenty of emergency snacks.

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All right, let's get to this.

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We're coming up on
the end of the season.

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Who wants to handle the team cookout?

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Got it.

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Thank you, Meredith. Team picture day?

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- That's me.
- Carla, you're a gem.

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Mary, that leaves you in charge
of trophies. Any questions?

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- Actually...
- Snack time!

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There's also, uh, veggies.

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This is nice.

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I like to think of Chi-Chi's
as a more romantic Taco Bell.

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So, uh, what do you like to get here?

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What? Oh, uh, it-it doesn't matter.

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It all tastes the same.

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Hi. Welcome to...

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Oh. Hey, Georgie.

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Uh, hi.

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I didn't know you worked here.

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Well, haven't seen you in a while.

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Oh, uh, you know Jana from school?

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Yeah. Yeah, of course. Hi.

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Hi.

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So, can I get y'all
started with some drinks?

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I'm good with water.

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Water sounds great. Refreshing.

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I'm glad Dr. Sturgis
let me read his paper

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before he published.

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Why is that?

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He's getting numbers
for the massive neutrinos

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that are in excess of a
hundred giga-electron volts.

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Well, good for him.

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No, it's embarrassing.

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Had a 50-50 shot.

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I guess I need to call and let him know

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what a bonehead mistake he made.

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There's probably a nicer way to say it.

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Did you hear how massive
his neutrinos were?

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We're well into bonehead territory.

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Sheldon, you don't
need to be rude to him.

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When am I rude?

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Stay a child as long as you can.

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Adulthood will not be kind to you.

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Neat. The veins on your calf
look like a road map of Texas.

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Did you make this taste bad
so Dad would lose weight?

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Fine. I'll be polite.

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But I still think

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we could go to San
Antonio using Meemaw's leg.

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Hello?

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Dr. Sturgis. It's Sheldon.

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I hope you're well.

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I am. I just had soup.

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Anyway,

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I was just calling to let
you know I read your paper.

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Wonderful. What did you think?

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I thought your typing was very tidy.

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Your sentence structure was impressive.

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And your theory was...

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not without succeeding
in avoiding success.

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Well, Sheldon, uh, you don't
need to beat around the bush.

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We're men of science. Uh,
just give it to me straight.

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The masses for your
neutrinos are impossible.

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Are you sure?

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Yes. If they were that heavy,
atoms could not beta decay.

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I don't know how I missed that.

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I'm such an idiot.

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You're not an idiot.
You're just a bonehead.

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So you're saying you have
no feelings for her at all?

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I wasn't at the restaurant
with her, I was there with you.

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That doesn't answer my question!

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I was hoping you
wouldn't pick up on that.

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Did you take me there on purpose?

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Hold on a second.

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Is this one of those fights

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where we end up making
out in the back seat?

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No.

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That's too bad.

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Howdy.

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Morning. I need to order
some baseball trophies.

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Baseball's over there.

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So many choices.

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Mm-hmm.

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You should win a trophy
for the most trophies.

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Mm.

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Maybe not the trophy
for customer service.

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Is this everything you have?

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Impressive, isn't it?

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I noticed that there
are no baseball trophies

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with girls on them.

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Girls don't play baseball.

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Actually, my daughter does.

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Oh. Good for her.

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And some of the girls might
like a trophy with a girl on it.

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Well, then they'll be very disappointed.

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You know what?

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I'm gonna take my business elsewhere.

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Oh, no.

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And you should win a trophy
for being such a sourpuss!

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Ta-ta!

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- Hello?
- Dr. Sturgis.

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It's Sheldon. I hope I'm
not interrupting anything.

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Nah, just wondering
what became of my career.

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Oh.

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Should I call you back later?

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Oh, no. I can be downtrodden
and chat at the same time.

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- What's up?
- I was thinking about

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the mass problem of your neutrinos,

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and I realized we might
be able to solve it

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if some of the particles have more spin.

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Interesting.

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That would certainly

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get our neutrino mass to zero.

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Although it does open up a problem

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with double beta decay.

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Hmm. That is true.

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Unless what it's actually predicting

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is a magnetic monopole.

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Might be difficult to
control the infinities.

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Although,

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if you consider adding
faster-than-light particles

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like tachyons, then
I suppose you could...

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- Quantize time.
- Yes!

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Hang on! If we're gonna
be thinking at this level,

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I should put on pants!

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Can you believe this?

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Boy trophy, boy trophy...

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boy trophy.

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Hmm, all I see is my trophy wife.

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Nope? Okay.

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Look, the only girl trophies

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are for cheerleading, soccer and golf.

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So buy Missy a golf trophy
and tell her it's a skinny bat.

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George.

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That poor girl has been
watching her brother win awards

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since he was three years old.

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I'd like for her first
one to be special.

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'Cause you think it may
also be her last one?

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I didn't say that.

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But you thought it.

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Yeah.

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Mm.

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Hey.

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Here you go.

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- What's this?
- It's your tip from the other night.

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I wanted to give it to you then,

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but I also wanted to
get out of there alive.

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Don't worry about it.

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You sure?

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I'm sure.

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So how long you been working there?

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Couple weeks. Trying to
save money for college.

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Well, now you have to take this.

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I insist.

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Thank you.

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How are things with Jana?

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Honestly, I have no idea.

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Should you even be
talking to me right now?

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Probably not.

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But I'm glad I am.

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Me, too.

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Bye.

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I'd like to end today's lecture
with a hilarious physics joke.

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Why didn't the photon pack a suitcase?

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He was traveling light.

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- Sheldon.
- Ha, ha.

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Thank you.

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Class dismissed.

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Well, our conversation about my paper

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resulted in a very
productive couple of days.

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I completely rewrote the
whole thing from scratch.

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Exciting. I know credits are
usually listed alphabetically,

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but I'm completely fine
with my name going second.

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Sheldon, I've worked
on this paper for years.

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I'm not putting your name on it at all.

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But I helped you.

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You did, but you didn't
cowrite the paper with me.

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Is that so?

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Yes, it is.

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Well, this is an outrage.

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After all the help I've given you,

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and I don't even get credit?

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Well, of course you are.

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You're getting a special
thanks in the footnotes.

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No one reads the footnotes.

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- I do.
- Well, I do, too,

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but that doesn't mean
I want to be in them.

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Sheldon, that's where people
get recognition for helping.

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Oh, you mean the help of using my math

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to convert your hazy
series of meanderings

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into a well-formed scientific thesis?

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I think you're overstating
your contribution.

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Well, I think you should
be wearing a black ski mask

263
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because you're trying to rob me blind.

264
00:12:01,746 --> 00:12:05,618
Well, if anyone should be
wearing an odd piece of apparel,

265
00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:08,273
it should be you wearing a baby bonnet,

266
00:12:08,275 --> 00:12:10,536
because that's how you're behaving.

267
00:12:11,582 --> 00:12:13,758
- Ready to go?
- Very!

268
00:12:13,761 --> 00:12:15,664
It's a good thing she showed up,

269
00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:17,495
because I do not have a comeback.

270
00:12:24,024 --> 00:12:26,833
Darn it. When he called me
a baby, I should've said,

271
00:12:26,836 --> 00:12:29,758
"Then I guess you needed a
baby's help to fix your paper."

272
00:12:29,761 --> 00:12:31,196
Very clever.

273
00:12:31,199 --> 00:12:32,789
Turn the car around.

274
00:12:32,792 --> 00:12:34,492
We're halfway home.

275
00:12:34,495 --> 00:12:36,147
It's not that clever.

276
00:12:36,150 --> 00:12:38,411
Why aren't you being
more supportive of me?

277
00:12:38,414 --> 00:12:41,508
Sheldon, John is a lot of
things, but he's not a thief.

278
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:42,902
So you're on his side.

279
00:12:42,905 --> 00:12:44,055
I'm not.

280
00:12:44,058 --> 00:12:45,399
So you're on my side.

281
00:12:45,402 --> 00:12:48,318
For the sake of this car ride, sure.

282
00:12:49,676 --> 00:12:51,328
Okay, here's the plan.

283
00:12:51,331 --> 00:12:53,758
End your relationship
with Coach Ballard,

284
00:12:53,761 --> 00:12:56,453
date Dr. Sturgis again,
get him to love you

285
00:12:56,456 --> 00:12:58,953
more than ever, then
when he least expects it,

286
00:12:58,956 --> 00:13:01,860
break his heart and say,
"That's for Sheldon."

287
00:13:01,863 --> 00:13:03,167
Great plan.

288
00:13:03,170 --> 00:13:04,256
You think so?

289
00:13:04,259 --> 00:13:08,131
For the sake of this car ride, sure.

290
00:13:08,134 --> 00:13:10,758
So shiny, aren't you, now?

291
00:13:11,980 --> 00:13:13,893
Hello. Remember me?

292
00:13:13,896 --> 00:13:17,438
Ah, I thought you were gonna
take your business elsewhere.

293
00:13:17,441 --> 00:13:20,442
Well, lucky for you, I
believe in second chances.

294
00:13:22,317 --> 00:13:27,321
Now, I know that you don't have
girl baseball trophies in stock,

295
00:13:27,324 --> 00:13:29,498
but could you have one made special?

296
00:13:29,501 --> 00:13:30,761
Sure.

297
00:13:30,762 --> 00:13:33,067
- Great.
- A custom mold

298
00:13:33,069 --> 00:13:36,244
is 50 bucks, and it takes six weeks.

299
00:13:36,246 --> 00:13:39,150
I'm not paying you $50 for a trophy.

300
00:13:39,153 --> 00:13:40,849
And I don't have six weeks.

301
00:13:40,852 --> 00:13:43,251
Well, does your daughter
look like a horse?

302
00:13:43,253 --> 00:13:44,907
Maybe she'd like this.

303
00:13:49,172 --> 00:13:52,654
I knew all that God talk was
covering something really evil.

304
00:13:55,953 --> 00:13:58,833
I am trying to make a
special trophy for Missy.

305
00:13:58,836 --> 00:14:02,444
So I'm gonna take this head
and put it on that body.

306
00:14:02,446 --> 00:14:04,997
Whatever you say, Dr. Frankenstein.

307
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,754
My daughter deserves to have a trophy

308
00:14:07,756 --> 00:14:09,625
that looks something like her.

309
00:14:09,627 --> 00:14:13,024
So this is kind of a
feminist gesture on your part.

310
00:14:13,027 --> 00:14:16,197
I prefer to think of it
as a maternal gesture.

311
00:14:16,199 --> 00:14:17,807
Let's just split the difference

312
00:14:17,809 --> 00:14:19,853
and call it the stuff of nightmares.

313
00:14:19,855 --> 00:14:22,247
It'll look better when I paint it.

314
00:14:22,249 --> 00:14:24,294
I don't think so.

315
00:14:30,518 --> 00:14:31,734
Grant Linkletter.

316
00:14:31,736 --> 00:14:33,396
Dr. Linkletter, Sheldon Cooper.

317
00:14:33,399 --> 00:14:35,825
I need your help reporting
an academic crime.

318
00:14:35,827 --> 00:14:37,852
- Sounds serious.
- It is.

319
00:14:37,855 --> 00:14:39,700
That's why I'm using my serious voice.

320
00:14:39,703 --> 00:14:41,222
Then I'll use mine as well.

321
00:14:41,224 --> 00:14:43,000
What's going on?

322
00:14:43,003 --> 00:14:45,031
Dr. Sturgis has stolen my work

323
00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:47,271
and is using it in his own paper.

324
00:14:47,274 --> 00:14:48,795
Well, that's quite the allegation.

325
00:14:48,797 --> 00:14:50,992
It's not an allegation; it's a fact.

326
00:14:50,995 --> 00:14:53,349
He was getting enormous
masses for his neutrinos,

327
00:14:53,352 --> 00:14:54,844
and I showed him how to fix it,

328
00:14:54,846 --> 00:14:57,630
but now he's refusing
to list me as a coauthor.

329
00:14:57,632 --> 00:14:59,632
Well, I think he has a point.

330
00:14:59,634 --> 00:15:01,242
Is the "he" in that sentence me?

331
00:15:01,244 --> 00:15:03,505
Because that is a
strange way to phrase it.

332
00:15:03,507 --> 00:15:04,724
No, the "he" is him.

333
00:15:04,726 --> 00:15:06,595
I don't play games
with sentence structure.

334
00:15:06,597 --> 00:15:08,902
Look, I haven't done a forensic
examination of this paper,

335
00:15:08,904 --> 00:15:11,339
but it's not uncommon to
show your work to a colleague

336
00:15:11,341 --> 00:15:12,732
to get their feedback.

337
00:15:12,734 --> 00:15:14,516
But I fixed his paper.

338
00:15:14,518 --> 00:15:17,432
This kind of accusation
could have real consequences.

339
00:15:17,434 --> 00:15:20,000
I'd consider my next
steps very carefully.

340
00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:22,313
You're no help. Put me
through to your supervisor.

341
00:15:22,316 --> 00:15:23,446
Please let me speak to John

342
00:15:23,449 --> 00:15:25,440
before you take this any further.

343
00:15:25,442 --> 00:15:28,835
All right, but if he calls
me a baby, feel free to say,

344
00:15:28,837 --> 00:15:31,620
"Then I guess you needed
a baby to fix your paper."

345
00:15:31,623 --> 00:15:35,172
That's a good one, but
I'm not gonna say it.

346
00:15:37,454 --> 00:15:40,455
I bet the guy who invented
the spork is a millionaire.

347
00:15:40,457 --> 00:15:41,630
I guess.

348
00:15:41,632 --> 00:15:43,632
I wonder if his last name is Spork.

349
00:15:43,634 --> 00:15:47,332
It comes from "spoon" and "fork." Spork.

350
00:15:47,334 --> 00:15:50,293
Oh, my God. Mind is blown.

351
00:16:00,267 --> 00:16:02,430
You know what you
should do? Cut your hair.

352
00:16:02,433 --> 00:16:03,606
What?

353
00:16:03,609 --> 00:16:05,208
I think it'd look better.

354
00:16:05,211 --> 00:16:07,743
Ooh, maybe a little
beard like George Michael.

355
00:16:07,745 --> 00:16:10,617
I wonder how tall he
is. I bet he's tall.

356
00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:19,211
Hey. I have something to show you.

357
00:16:19,214 --> 00:16:20,452
What's up?

358
00:16:20,454 --> 00:16:22,297
I was gonna give this to you

359
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:24,211
at the end of the season party,

360
00:16:24,214 --> 00:16:28,473
but I was so excited that
I wanted you to see it now.

361
00:16:28,476 --> 00:16:29,607
Mm.

362
00:16:30,873 --> 00:16:32,672
What the hell is that?

363
00:16:32,675 --> 00:16:35,305
I couldn't find any
girl baseball trophies,

364
00:16:35,308 --> 00:16:37,046
so I made you one.

365
00:16:37,049 --> 00:16:38,512
Why is her head so big?

366
00:16:38,515 --> 00:16:41,342
It's a Barbie head. I had to improvise.

367
00:16:41,344 --> 00:16:43,344
You chopped the head
off one of my Barbies?

368
00:16:43,346 --> 00:16:45,828
Don't be silly. I bought a new one.

369
00:16:45,831 --> 00:16:47,566
I could've had a new Barbie?

370
00:16:47,568 --> 00:16:52,875
The point is you deserve to
be recognized appropriately

371
00:16:52,877 --> 00:16:54,964
for everything you've accomplished.

372
00:16:54,966 --> 00:16:57,663
You can't give that to me
in front of all the boys.

373
00:16:57,665 --> 00:17:00,318
- Why?
- It's embarrassing.

374
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,450
Well, we have plenty of time.

375
00:17:02,452 --> 00:17:06,985
I can make the head
smaller or the body bigger

376
00:17:06,988 --> 00:17:09,102
or a little bit of both.

377
00:17:09,105 --> 00:17:11,806
I just want the same
trophy everyone else gets.

378
00:17:11,809 --> 00:17:14,375
But I want you to feel special.

379
00:17:14,377 --> 00:17:16,633
And I just want to feel regular.

380
00:17:18,816 --> 00:17:20,599
Okay.

381
00:17:20,601 --> 00:17:23,428
Well...

382
00:17:23,430 --> 00:17:26,126
I'll make sure you get a
regular one at the party.

383
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,086
Thank you.

384
00:17:31,713 --> 00:17:33,133
Mom, wait.

385
00:17:35,492 --> 00:17:37,668
I get what you were trying to do.

386
00:17:39,663 --> 00:17:41,812
It's nice.

387
00:17:41,815 --> 00:17:43,597
Thanks.

388
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,123
Can I keep that one, too?

389
00:17:46,714 --> 00:17:48,496
You really want it?

390
00:17:48,506 --> 00:17:50,813
I do.

391
00:17:56,933 --> 00:17:59,151
Despite her many flaws,

392
00:17:59,154 --> 00:18:01,930
my sister did have a
soft spot in her heart.

393
00:18:03,576 --> 00:18:05,817
And a fondness for blowing things up.

394
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:19,790
What was that?!

395
00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:32,444
Hello?

396
00:18:32,447 --> 00:18:35,629
How dare you accuse me of plagiarism?

397
00:18:35,632 --> 00:18:37,632
And to my colleague, no less.

398
00:18:37,634 --> 00:18:41,331
This is my reputation
you're jeopardizing.

399
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:44,094
Well, give me the credit
I deserve and I'll stop.

400
00:18:44,097 --> 00:18:45,749
We've been over this.

401
00:18:45,752 --> 00:18:50,102
You made a helpful suggestion
and then you arrogantly assumed

402
00:18:50,105 --> 00:18:53,125
that it entitled you
to a coauthor credit,

403
00:18:53,128 --> 00:18:54,688
which it doesn't.

404
00:18:54,691 --> 00:18:55,997
But I was the one who...

405
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,141
I've been your friend

406
00:18:57,144 --> 00:18:58,697
and mentor.

407
00:18:58,699 --> 00:19:01,297
The idea that I would steal from you

408
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:06,181
is both personally and
professionally insulting.

409
00:19:06,184 --> 00:19:09,032
Well, I'm sorry you
feel that way, but...

410
00:19:09,035 --> 00:19:13,211
Sheldon, I don't want to
see you in my class anymore.

411
00:19:18,441 --> 00:19:24,167
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