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I'll get it.

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Hello?

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This is she.

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I understand.

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Thank you.

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Honey, what's wrong?

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What was that call about?

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It was...

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That was Yale. The admissions office.

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And what did they say?

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They were telling me about...

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a spot that recently opened
in their class of 2024.

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And after a second
review of my application,

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they wanted me to fill it.

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The implication being...

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that was Jughead's spot.

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Yeah. They didn't say that, but...

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And how did that make you feel?

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Mom, do we...

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It was a night like any other

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when Forsythe Pendleton Jones
III, or "Jughead," affectionately,

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went to a school party in the woods.

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But unlike his peers,
Jughead never came home.

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A few days later, his body was
discovered at the bottom of a ravine.

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The mysterious circumstances
around his death

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are the subject of this documentary.

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I'm Alice Smith,

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and this is Murder in a Small Town.

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As the oldest resident of
our town, tell us, Nana Rose,

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when did the darkness begin
to take hold of Riverdale?

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Riverdale was a town born in blood...

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and it has bathed in it ever since.

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Thank you.

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Sweet cousin, I am so, so sorry.

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It looks like the Blossom family
curse has finally caught up to you.

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And that I now have a rival
as teen queen of tragedy.

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Lucky me.

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Promise me you won't do it.

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Do what?

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Take your own life.

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We all know you and Jughead were
Riverdale High's Hamlet and Ophelia.

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And I personally know what it's
like to lose your other half.

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The despairing thoughts
can flood without warning.

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Don't let them drown you.

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I promise I won't.

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Nevertheless...

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from now on, Betty Cooper,
you're under suicide watch.

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Consider me your constant shadow.

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No.

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Please, no.

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Uh, no. My mom is already being
clingy enough with her documentary.

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I really...

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I just can't have anyone else
invading my personal space right now.

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What's first on today's agenda?

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I will be going to Stonewall Prep

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to gather the rest of
Jughead's belongings.

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My convertible is right out front.

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I'll drive you.

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Fine, just... You're staying in the car.

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Save your tears.

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No one's watching.

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Bret.

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You got your wish, Ponytail.

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Forsythe isn't going to Yale.

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So I guess it'll just be
you and me in New Haven.

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Ow, ow! Wait, Archie. You're on my hair.

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- You're on my hair.
- I'm sorry.

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That's okay.

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I'm fine.

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Not trying to overanalyze this...

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rendezvous interruptus, but...

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Are you thinking about
what I'm thinking about?

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You mean, Betty's whole

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kick-the-hornet's-nest
plan against the Stonies?

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Yeah.

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Hermosa. Ever heard of knocking?

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You're gonna be late for school.

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Though I do understand how
you can get lost in those abs.

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I don't think we've met.

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That's quite intentional.

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Hermosa, kindly tell me what you
really want, or get out of my room.

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After you announced you were
possibly deferring Barnard,

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I called them.

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Well, Hermione Lodge called them.

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You're under investigation.

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Hmm. God, I wonder what that's about.

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Oh, I cannot wait to find out
and tell Papi all about it.

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Now, rise and shine.

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The espresso's getting cold.

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Sheriff Jones,

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can you tell us where you
are in the investigation?

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Uh, yeah.

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Uh...

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A couple of nights ago, a body
was found in the woods in a ravine.

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It was positively ID'd as my son.

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Dr. Curdle Jr. completed his
autopsy and declared the...

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The cause of death, as blunt
force trauma to the head.

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We also got a call a couple of days ago

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from a hiker who found a
bloody rock in the woods,

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near where Jughead was discovered.

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It was bagged for evidence,

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and sent to a lab for testing,
so we'll know more soon.

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So, you suspect foul play?

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Nothing's off the table.

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And earlier, did I hear
that you have a new lead?

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Yeah, just waiting on a
warrant so I can act on it.

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Bret, what the hell?

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His dad is in your room.

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You can't be in here.

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Your headmaster and this
warrant say otherwise.

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My office got an anonymous tip

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that you have something
personal that belonged to my son.

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Look, I assure you I have
nothing that belonged to Jughead.

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What about this tie pin?

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It's his.

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Isn't it?

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When Forsythe was expelled, he
threw his tie pin in our faces.

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- I guess I forgot I had it.
- You guess?

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That's weak sauce, kid.

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- Look, I'm sorry.
- Sorry?

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About what?

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Sorry we didn't come forward,
but we... We were afraid.

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You're gonna have to be a
lot more specific than that.

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We were afraid of her.

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We were afraid she'd do to
us what she did to Forsythe.

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- Who?
- Betty, of course.

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The night of the party,

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Bret and I decided to sneak into
the woods to do what teenagers do.

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Until we saw Betty...

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holding a rock, standing over Jughead.

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And then we saw that she wasn't alone.

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She was with those friends of hers.

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Veronica and...

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Archie, I think?

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Is there anyone who
can back up this story?

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Bret can.

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He was with me.

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He was with me the whole time.

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Archie Andrews, Betty
Cooper, and Veronica Lodge,

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you're under arrest
for the cold-blooded

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murder of my son, Jughead Jones.

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This was their move, the Stonies.

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We knew that they would do this.

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I hope you're right, Betty.

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Everything's fine, okay?

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This is good. This is where
they start tripping up, okay?

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This will work. It has to.

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Oh, my family's been
serving up milkshakes

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to the residents of
Riverdale for generations now.

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It's in my blood. I love this town.

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Which must make it particularly

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hard when terrible things happen here,

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year after year.

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I'm not gonna lie. It's painful...

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to see this vibrant place, my home,

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suffer so much bloodshed and violence.

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You three sit tight.

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I'll be bringing you in for
questioning one at a time,

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and then we're finally
gonna get to the bottom

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of what happened that night.

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You understand me?

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The interrogations came next.

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And although I wasn't allowed
inside the room with the suspects,

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a source in the Sheriff's office

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promised me exclusive access.

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When was the last time you saw him?

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I don't remember exactly.

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Stonewall students say you
saw him laying on the ground,

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bleeding from the head.
Does that jog your memory?

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That's enough, FP.

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My daughter had and has
nothing to do with this mess.

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Did you speak to Jughead at
all the night of the party?

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You don't have to answer that, Archie.

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You've said the same thing

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to the last 20 questions
I've asked, Mary.

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Now, I appreciate your need to
protect your boy, but I need answers.

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He's gotta give me something.

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Legally, he does not.

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And as his lawyer, I
am required to make sure

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that my client is aware of his rights.

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We don't have long.

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FP said he could only give me
a few moments with you alone

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with the security cameras off.

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Betty, honey, I know you did it.

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What... Mom, seriously?

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Well, not on purpose. Not premeditated.

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But...

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I know what it's like to be
driven by rage and desire,

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and sometimes things
can just get out of hand.

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I told you, I didn't do
it. It was the Stonies.

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Betty, FP has the proof.

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And...

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To be honest, I was
expecting something like this.

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But I can't help you unless
you tell me the truth.

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Mom...

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Forensics on the rock came back.

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Oh, no.

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And?

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Turns out it wasn't blood.

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It's run-of-the-mill corn syrup.

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Theatrical stuff they
use to make fake blood.

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Okay. So what does that mean?

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Betty,

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you and your friends are free to go.

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Put down the controller.

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Hey!

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Bret, we've got a problem.

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Betty and her friends
were released from jail,

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and the rock tested negative for blood.

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That's, um...

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That's unexpected.

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Considering we watched Jonathan
smear Jughead's blood on said rock,

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I'd say it's impossible.

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Which means, either
Betty somehow interfered

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and switched out the
bloody rock with a fake one,

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or Jughead's Sheriff daddy is lying.

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- What's your instinct?
- I don't know. I have to think.

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Something about all this...

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Hello?

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I figured it out, Betty.

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It's 3:00 a.m., Donna.

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What the hell do you want?

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You got too confident.

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Overplayed your hand.

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That rock found by that hiker
wasn't smeared with synthetic blood.

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It was real.

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Which must mean you're
working with Jughead's dad,

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which made me wonder...

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why would a sheriff,

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a father,

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help the girl who killed his son?

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He wouldn't.

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Unless, of course,
Jughead isn't dead at all.

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You saw his body, Donna.

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You and Bret burst into the morgue.

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I saw a body.

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I never looked into
Forsythe's cold, dead eyes.

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I didn't even see his face.

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Are you seriously suggesting that
I made Jughead pretend to be dead?

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It's what I would've done.

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In fact, I would've done everything
to make the lie seem real,

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to buy myself more time,
to outwit my enemies.

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So now you're keeping
Jughead tucked away

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while you desperately search for proof

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that would tie us to attempted
murder. You're vamping.

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You won't beat us, Betty.

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I'm going to implode your little scheme

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and lead this investigation
right to your doorstep.

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There's no way out of this for you.

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- Morning, sweetheart.
- Morning.

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Mr. Jones,

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I know it might be weird,

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but I think the time is
right to host a funeral.

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We could have a public wake.

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Here, in Jughead's home.

260
00:14:51,675 --> 00:14:53,508
It might help everyone who knew him,

261
00:14:53,510 --> 00:14:56,425
just to bring some semblance of closure.

262
00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:58,362
If you wanna organize something, Betty,

263
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,796
that'd be all right with me.

264
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:05,620
Well, well, if it isn't the jailbird.

265
00:15:05,623 --> 00:15:09,845
I'm innocent of all charges,
and was released within hours.

266
00:15:09,848 --> 00:15:12,271
I've never killed anyone, Hermosa.

267
00:15:12,274 --> 00:15:13,862
Maybe not.

268
00:15:13,864 --> 00:15:16,371
But sometimes it's better
to be safe than sorry.

269
00:15:24,873 --> 00:15:26,510
Isn't that your alias?

270
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:32,455
Oh, I bet you would love
to run me out of town,

271
00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:34,583
get me out of the way so
you can finally swoop in

272
00:15:34,586 --> 00:15:36,695
and take control of the family business.

273
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,220
Well, tough...

274
00:15:41,223 --> 00:15:42,482
luck.

275
00:15:44,228 --> 00:15:47,389
Hey, guys, it's time for group
training. Where is everyone?

276
00:15:47,392 --> 00:15:50,764
They're, um, not coming.

277
00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:52,067
Why? What's going on?

278
00:15:52,069 --> 00:15:54,018
Everyone's saying
that you're a murderer.

279
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,541
That you killed that Jones guy.

280
00:15:57,112 --> 00:16:01,048
Toby, I swear to you, I would
never hurt my best friend.

281
00:16:02,486 --> 00:16:04,987
I did not kill Jughead. I
didn't kill anyone, okay?

282
00:16:04,990 --> 00:16:06,173
I'm one of the good guys.

283
00:16:06,175 --> 00:16:07,426
If you say so.

284
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:11,803
We'll see you later, Archie.

285
00:16:17,002 --> 00:16:20,837
So, tell me about your
friend, the late Jughead Jones.

286
00:16:20,839 --> 00:16:23,545
We were really similar in a lot of ways.

287
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,780
We actually spent one night together.

288
00:16:28,783 --> 00:16:29,988
And, um...

289
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:34,262
it was a moment that
cemented our friendship.

290
00:16:37,114 --> 00:16:38,705
What?

291
00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:41,802
I'm not threatened by what
was surely one loveless tryst.

292
00:16:43,194 --> 00:16:46,269
And, Cheryl, what are your
feelings on the subject?

293
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:53,155
I'm sorry I called Jughead
a hobo that one time.

294
00:16:56,633 --> 00:16:57,995
Is... Is that it?

295
00:17:03,232 --> 00:17:06,249
I'm really sorry I called
Jughead a hobo that one time.

296
00:17:19,990 --> 00:17:21,707
You got a lot of nerve coming here.

297
00:17:21,709 --> 00:17:23,750
Sweet Pea, it's okay.

298
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:25,770
Mr. Jones said that they could come in.

299
00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:32,754
Closed casket.

300
00:17:32,757 --> 00:17:34,648
Call me a doubting Thomas,

301
00:17:34,651 --> 00:17:37,763
but that seems like a suspect
choice with such a handsome cadaver.

302
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:40,434
Classy as ever, Donna.

303
00:17:40,436 --> 00:17:42,844
The funeral home didn't even
want us to have the casket here,

304
00:17:42,846 --> 00:17:44,680
but it's Serpent tradition.

305
00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:48,730
And if you make a scene,
I will throw your ass out.

306
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,447
I want to thank you for coming today.

307
00:17:53,449 --> 00:17:54,614
I know you all...

308
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,184
loved my son.

309
00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:02,468
Things weren't always easy for us.

310
00:18:02,471 --> 00:18:04,246
But my boy was...

311
00:18:05,735 --> 00:18:09,053
always resilient...

312
00:18:09,056 --> 00:18:10,682
and loyal...

313
00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:13,256
and loving.

314
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:16,365
And, uh...

315
00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:25,354
I'll go.

316
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,030
As many of you know,

317
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:40,953
Jughead was a fan of crime fiction.

318
00:18:43,073 --> 00:18:44,456
Detective stories.

319
00:18:45,984 --> 00:18:49,026
So, to honor him, I'd
like to read a passage

320
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:53,071
from one of his favorite
Sherlock Holmes short stories.

321
00:18:53,074 --> 00:18:54,591
The Final Problem.

322
00:18:55,993 --> 00:19:00,370
"An examination by
experts leaves little doubt

323
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:03,541
that a personal contest
between Holmes and Moriarty

324
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,638
ended in their reeling over,

325
00:19:06,596 --> 00:19:08,824
locked in each other's arms.

326
00:19:10,266 --> 00:19:14,342
Any attempt at recovering the
bodies was absolutely hopeless.

327
00:19:14,345 --> 00:19:19,699
And there, deep down in that
dreadful cauldron of swirling water

328
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:21,368
and seething foam,

329
00:19:22,371 --> 00:19:23,537
will lie...

330
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:28,566
Will lie, for all time,
the most dangerous criminal

331
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,952
and the foremost champion

332
00:19:30,954 --> 00:19:33,073
of the law of their generation."

333
00:19:44,634 --> 00:19:46,999
Mr. Mayor.

334
00:19:47,002 --> 00:19:48,228
FP.

335
00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:51,731
Look...

336
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,850
this is a difficult time.

337
00:19:53,852 --> 00:19:55,551
And this case, it's just, uh...

338
00:19:55,553 --> 00:19:57,919
It's too personal for
you. It's too painful.

339
00:19:57,922 --> 00:20:01,064
So why don't you take a leave
of absence from being sheriff?

340
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:07,339
You came to my son's funeral to fire me?

341
00:20:07,342 --> 00:20:08,582
Of course not.

342
00:20:13,437 --> 00:20:15,031
Go to hell, Hiram.

343
00:20:17,084 --> 00:20:18,699
I quit.

344
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:27,000
You must really miss your brother.

345
00:20:28,062 --> 00:20:30,212
When was the last time you saw him?

346
00:20:31,381 --> 00:20:33,440
He isn't really dead, is he?

347
00:20:33,442 --> 00:20:35,219
Donna, are you serious?

348
00:20:35,222 --> 00:20:37,635
This is Jughead's little
sister and you're accosting her?

349
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:41,681
Oh, come on, Betty. You and I
both know that this is all an act.

350
00:20:41,683 --> 00:20:44,601
Bitch, I'm done with you. Let's go.

351
00:20:44,604 --> 00:20:46,728
Do it. Bret, do it!

352
00:20:49,107 --> 00:20:50,773
What the hell do you think you're doing?

353
00:20:50,775 --> 00:20:51,941
She told me to. You heard her.

354
00:20:51,943 --> 00:20:53,359
You preppies don't know when to quit.

355
00:20:53,361 --> 00:20:55,747
Okay, calm down, guys.
He's not worth it.

356
00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:57,291
He was leaving, anyways.

357
00:20:58,533 --> 00:21:01,184
Donna, control your little pet, okay?

358
00:21:01,187 --> 00:21:03,423
He seems to have lost his cool.

359
00:21:23,564 --> 00:21:26,164
I don't know what kind of second-rate

360
00:21:26,167 --> 00:21:29,249
detective this former Sheriff Jones is,

361
00:21:29,252 --> 00:21:32,527
but I took it upon myself
to do a little investigating,

362
00:21:32,530 --> 00:21:35,273
and guess what I discovered.

363
00:21:35,276 --> 00:21:36,503
Please.

364
00:21:37,414 --> 00:21:39,390
Enlighten me.

365
00:21:39,393 --> 00:21:42,895
You, Betty, and Archie
all told your parents

366
00:21:42,898 --> 00:21:44,824
drastically different versions of what

367
00:21:44,827 --> 00:21:47,391
happened the night of Jughead's death.

368
00:21:50,603 --> 00:21:52,937
How did you find out about that?

369
00:21:52,940 --> 00:21:57,014
I simply ingratiated myself
to the right people, of course.

370
00:21:57,016 --> 00:22:00,383
Mrs. Andrews, I'm
Veronica's sister, Hermosa.

371
00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:01,610
What can I do for you?

372
00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:03,438
I was hoping I could ask your legal help

373
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:07,369
in drawing up some contracts for
one of my clubs down in Miami.

374
00:22:07,372 --> 00:22:08,975
I could pay up front.

375
00:22:08,978 --> 00:22:10,215
Come on in.

376
00:22:10,988 --> 00:22:12,538
Ms. Smith.

377
00:22:12,541 --> 00:22:15,736
I wanted to offer you and Mr.
Jones my deepest condolences.

378
00:22:15,739 --> 00:22:16,751
Thank you.

379
00:22:16,754 --> 00:22:19,954
- Uh, may I come in?
- Of course.

380
00:22:19,956 --> 00:22:22,257
I knew I was on to something.

381
00:22:24,052 --> 00:22:26,720
Now, I want the truth.

382
00:22:27,538 --> 00:22:30,956
Or what, my dear sister?

383
00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:34,969
Or I sit Papi, Mrs.
Andrews, and Alice Smith

384
00:22:34,971 --> 00:22:37,584
down at the same table
so they can compare notes.

385
00:22:43,156 --> 00:22:44,362
Hey.

386
00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:49,620
So, is it true?

387
00:22:49,623 --> 00:22:50,969
Is what true?

388
00:22:50,971 --> 00:22:53,643
That Jughead, you know, is alive.

389
00:22:53,646 --> 00:22:54,707
What?

390
00:22:55,991 --> 00:22:59,585
Kevin, that's insane,
not to mention cruel.

391
00:22:59,588 --> 00:23:00,866
I'm sorry, it's just...

392
00:23:00,869 --> 00:23:02,113
It's what people are saying.

393
00:23:02,115 --> 00:23:03,781
Who? What people?

394
00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:06,617
Seriously, tell me, who is
saying that Jughead is alive?

395
00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:08,595
Everyone.

396
00:23:08,597 --> 00:23:11,330
But I first heard it from that
Stonewall Prep girl at the funeral.

397
00:23:11,332 --> 00:23:13,174
Do you mean Donna Sweett?

398
00:23:13,176 --> 00:23:14,826
Yes, that was her name.

399
00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:18,319
She was talking about how it
was all some elaborate ruse.

400
00:23:21,913 --> 00:23:24,852
Why do you think these stories
about Jughead faking his death

401
00:23:24,854 --> 00:23:27,263
are gaining so much traction?

402
00:23:27,265 --> 00:23:31,267
I think because we just
wanna believe that it's true.

403
00:23:31,269 --> 00:23:33,953
You know, now that I think of
it, I remember freshman year,

404
00:23:33,955 --> 00:23:37,123
we were assigned The Adventures
of Tom Sawyer to read.

405
00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:42,537
I barely knew Jughead at the time,
but he was obsessed with that book.

406
00:23:42,539 --> 00:23:45,656
Specifically, the chapter in
which Tom fakes his own death

407
00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:49,285
to see how the people of his
hometown would react to his passing.

408
00:23:51,548 --> 00:23:54,957
I remember him in class
saying, "Imagine that.

409
00:23:54,959 --> 00:23:57,852
Imagine being able to
attend your own funeral."

410
00:23:57,854 --> 00:23:59,837
Reggie, what do you make of the rumors

411
00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:02,506
that Jughead Jones is somehow alive?

412
00:24:02,508 --> 00:24:04,859
I'm angered by them, Mrs. S.

413
00:24:06,392 --> 00:24:08,145
It pisses me off.

414
00:24:08,148 --> 00:24:09,790
Yeah, of course.

415
00:24:09,793 --> 00:24:12,430
Because you deeply miss your friend.

416
00:24:12,433 --> 00:24:13,840
What?

417
00:24:13,843 --> 00:24:14,992
No.

418
00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:17,996
I'm mad because that weirdo beat me

419
00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:21,334
by pulling off the most epic
senior prank of all time.

420
00:24:21,336 --> 00:24:23,128
Faking your own death?

421
00:24:24,914 --> 00:24:26,414
That's legendary.

422
00:24:26,416 --> 00:24:27,789
It'll never be forgotten.

423
00:24:32,573 --> 00:24:33,905
- Hey.
- Hi.

424
00:24:33,908 --> 00:24:35,664
I got here as soon as I
could. What's going on?

425
00:24:35,666 --> 00:24:38,834
I just don't think I can
do this anymore, Arch.

426
00:24:38,836 --> 00:24:41,020
I keep waiting for Jug to come back,

427
00:24:41,022 --> 00:24:43,022
but he doesn't, and he won't.

428
00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:46,442
He won't ever come back.

429
00:24:48,426 --> 00:24:50,891
And I don't know how I'm
supposed to keep going.

430
00:24:55,282 --> 00:24:56,907
Day by day, Betty.

431
00:24:56,910 --> 00:24:58,963
We'll get through this, together.

432
00:25:00,912 --> 00:25:03,074
God, I just don't know why everyone at

433
00:25:03,077 --> 00:25:05,285
school is saying that he's still alive.

434
00:25:05,288 --> 00:25:07,547
He isn't.

435
00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:10,842
These crazy rumors are just
making it so much more painful.

436
00:25:39,146 --> 00:25:41,071
Betty, you okay?

437
00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:44,426
You wanna talk about it?

438
00:25:46,562 --> 00:25:48,037
I can't do this, Arch.

439
00:25:49,282 --> 00:25:50,840
I feel so alone.

440
00:25:51,835 --> 00:25:53,617
You're not.

441
00:25:53,619 --> 00:25:56,332
Betty, I promise I
know how hard this is.

442
00:25:56,335 --> 00:25:58,386
I just wanna feel...

443
00:25:58,389 --> 00:26:01,991
good, even for just a few moments.

444
00:26:04,773 --> 00:26:06,369
I'm here for you, Betty.

445
00:26:07,434 --> 00:26:08,817
I always have been.

446
00:26:11,688 --> 00:26:13,363
Yeah, you have, haven't you?

447
00:26:33,134 --> 00:26:38,120
Oh, grief, you wicked,
heartless aphrodisiac.

448
00:26:38,122 --> 00:26:41,975
Destroyer of endgames and worlds.

449
00:26:41,977 --> 00:26:45,979
Why, oh, why am I always the one
to catch these two kissing cads?

450
00:26:55,717 --> 00:26:57,963
Andrews and Cooper.

451
00:26:57,966 --> 00:26:59,242
What?

452
00:27:08,766 --> 00:27:10,840
Cheryl.

453
00:27:10,843 --> 00:27:14,030
Is everything okay? Did
something happen with Toni?

454
00:27:14,033 --> 00:27:15,866
Veronica,

455
00:27:15,868 --> 00:27:18,377
I had a text drafted
and ready to send to you,

456
00:27:18,379 --> 00:27:20,219
but I couldn't bring myself to do it.

457
00:27:20,222 --> 00:27:21,848
You deserve to be told in person.

458
00:27:21,850 --> 00:27:23,181
What are you talking about?

459
00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:25,834
Take a moment.

460
00:27:25,836 --> 00:27:27,503
Prepare yourself for devastation.

461
00:27:27,505 --> 00:27:29,347
Cheryl, come on, we're Maple partners.

462
00:27:29,349 --> 00:27:31,037
Just please tell me what's going on.

463
00:27:38,726 --> 00:27:40,026
Son of a bi...

464
00:27:42,395 --> 00:27:46,370
Betty? Really, Archie?
Of all people, Betty?

465
00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:47,948
How could you do this to me?

466
00:27:47,951 --> 00:27:49,267
Ronnie, what? I don't...

467
00:27:49,269 --> 00:27:51,527
Don't play innocent
with me, Archie Andrews.

468
00:27:51,529 --> 00:27:53,821
Kissing my best friend
in the music room,

469
00:27:53,823 --> 00:27:56,369
where you and I had our fun?

470
00:27:56,372 --> 00:27:59,627
Why should I be surprised? That's
your special place, isn't it?

471
00:27:59,629 --> 00:28:01,128
That's where you take all your women.

472
00:28:01,130 --> 00:28:04,747
Me, Josie, Ms. Grundy, and now Betty.

473
00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:06,341
And shame on you

474
00:28:06,344 --> 00:28:10,174
for taking advantage of our
friend when she is grieving...

475
00:28:10,177 --> 00:28:12,138
and at her most vulnerable.

476
00:28:12,141 --> 00:28:16,194
Bee, I need you to
know, I do not blame you.

477
00:28:17,438 --> 00:28:21,473
It's my fault. I'm
the one who started it.

478
00:28:21,476 --> 00:28:24,330
I kissed Archie. I'm so sorry.

479
00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:25,674
"Sorry"?

480
00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:28,990
You're sorry?

481
00:28:32,015 --> 00:28:37,155
You scheming, two-faced
bitch, Betty Cooper.

482
00:28:38,451 --> 00:28:42,084
You know what? You
two deserve each other.

483
00:28:42,087 --> 00:28:44,941
So burn in hell, the both of you.

484
00:28:46,509 --> 00:28:48,238
That's right. You tell 'em, girl.

485
00:28:56,259 --> 00:28:59,020
So why do you think people
are so ready to accept the fact

486
00:28:59,022 --> 00:29:00,793
that Archie and Betty are dating?

487
00:29:02,266 --> 00:29:06,101
I think there were a lot of
closeted Barchie stans out there

488
00:29:06,103 --> 00:29:07,623
who have been waiting for this moment.

489
00:29:08,598 --> 00:29:11,449
We just hope that it's true.

490
00:29:11,459 --> 00:29:13,868
Sounds like you're one of these stans.

491
00:29:13,870 --> 00:29:15,652
Oh, no, don't get me wrong.

492
00:29:15,654 --> 00:29:17,872
I support Betty in whoever she likes.

493
00:29:17,874 --> 00:29:21,441
There's a lot of people who don't
think Bughead should've happened.

494
00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:25,212
It was always supposed
to be Betty and Archie.

495
00:29:25,215 --> 00:29:27,352
It was like it was their destiny.

496
00:29:27,355 --> 00:29:29,213
I see.

497
00:29:29,216 --> 00:29:32,085
And what about this rumor
that Jughead is still alive?

498
00:29:36,058 --> 00:29:39,559
If Betty and Archie being
together proves anything,

499
00:29:39,562 --> 00:29:42,399
it's that Jughead is definitely dead.

500
00:29:43,502 --> 00:29:45,900
I know your daughter pretty well.

501
00:29:45,902 --> 00:29:47,684
Not even she's crazy
enough to date Archie

502
00:29:47,686 --> 00:29:49,336
if Jughead were still around.

503
00:29:55,820 --> 00:29:56,853
Hi, Betty.

504
00:29:59,490 --> 00:30:01,547
Here all alone?

505
00:30:01,550 --> 00:30:02,835
Why?

506
00:30:02,838 --> 00:30:05,201
Are you here to kill me?

507
00:30:05,204 --> 00:30:07,030
Just so you know,

508
00:30:07,033 --> 00:30:09,804
you may have this town, your school,

509
00:30:09,807 --> 00:30:13,268
and all your friends fooled, but not me.

510
00:30:13,271 --> 00:30:16,430
You're either building a case
against me and my classmates,

511
00:30:16,432 --> 00:30:19,174
or trying to exonerate yourself.

512
00:30:19,176 --> 00:30:23,387
And Jughead is alive and
helping you behind the scenes.

513
00:30:23,389 --> 00:30:25,606
I just don't know where
you're hiding him...

514
00:30:25,608 --> 00:30:26,774
yet.

515
00:30:26,776 --> 00:30:28,851
Donna.

516
00:30:28,853 --> 00:30:34,857
We can't keep having the same
conversation over and over again, okay?

517
00:30:34,859 --> 00:30:37,783
You're obsessed. Seriously,
it is not healthy.

518
00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:43,166
It's fine. I didn't
expect you to just tell me.

519
00:30:43,169 --> 00:30:45,595
But I know he's close by.

520
00:30:45,598 --> 00:30:47,872
Somewhere you two can be alone.

521
00:30:49,012 --> 00:30:50,264
Know how I know?

522
00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:55,135
Because I saw that sex tape of yours,

523
00:30:55,138 --> 00:30:57,815
and, yowza!

524
00:30:57,825 --> 00:31:00,061
Based on the contents,
you can't go two hours,

525
00:31:00,064 --> 00:31:01,929
let alone two days, without it.

526
00:31:02,978 --> 00:31:05,403
You are an actual monster.

527
00:31:05,406 --> 00:31:07,952
And you are a nymphomaniac who's going

528
00:31:07,955 --> 00:31:10,370
to trip up sooner rather than later.

529
00:31:12,111 --> 00:31:14,520
And I'll be there to watch you fall.

530
00:31:19,087 --> 00:31:22,421
And that's when you believe
Donna started following you?

531
00:31:22,423 --> 00:31:24,665
She had fixated on me.

532
00:31:24,667 --> 00:31:27,218
She was convinced that
I was sneaking around.

533
00:31:29,455 --> 00:31:32,098
Which was true. I...

534
00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:34,747
had been visiting Dilton's bunker.

535
00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:38,295
It became a nightly ritual.

536
00:31:38,297 --> 00:31:40,310
First, stop at Pop's for dinner.

537
00:31:41,967 --> 00:31:43,985
Then I'd head to the woods alone.

538
00:32:40,071 --> 00:32:41,146
Gotcha!

539
00:32:41,149 --> 00:32:43,407
What the hell? Oh, my God.

540
00:32:43,410 --> 00:32:44,587
Donna?

541
00:32:47,312 --> 00:32:49,224
Get out of here, you pervert.

542
00:32:51,679 --> 00:32:54,761
And how long have you been
meeting with Archie in the bunker?

543
00:32:57,852 --> 00:33:01,081
It kind of just started up after...

544
00:33:01,084 --> 00:33:04,523
It's nothing to be
ashamed of, Elizabeth.

545
00:33:04,525 --> 00:33:07,195
I promise you'll feel better
once you tell the truth.

546
00:33:11,257 --> 00:33:12,551
In that case...

547
00:33:13,943 --> 00:33:16,110
Before you hear it
from someone else, Mom,

548
00:33:16,112 --> 00:33:17,698
I need to tell you something.

549
00:33:19,207 --> 00:33:20,676
Off the record.

550
00:33:22,558 --> 00:33:23,641
Okay, honey.

551
00:33:25,823 --> 00:33:28,007
Well, as it turns out,

552
00:33:28,010 --> 00:33:33,885
this is not simply a story
about a murder in a small town.

553
00:33:33,888 --> 00:33:35,554
No.

554
00:33:35,556 --> 00:33:37,751
It's a story about friendship...

555
00:33:37,754 --> 00:33:40,042
and conspiracy.

556
00:33:40,044 --> 00:33:42,252
And what happens when those two things

557
00:33:42,255 --> 00:33:45,856
dovetail into a highly
sophisticated cover-up.

558
00:33:49,237 --> 00:33:51,928
So, our little gambit worked.

559
00:33:51,930 --> 00:33:54,815
Between the look I saw on
Donna's face in the bunker

560
00:33:54,817 --> 00:33:56,817
and your performance
in the student lounge...

561
00:33:56,820 --> 00:33:59,815
You can thank Helen Mirren's
Masterclass for that.

562
00:34:02,491 --> 00:34:04,167
Though, I just have to ask.

563
00:34:06,996 --> 00:34:09,642
When you were pretending
to be with Betty...

564
00:34:11,426 --> 00:34:15,822
you didn't feel anything, did you?

565
00:34:15,825 --> 00:34:17,096
Ronnie.

566
00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:20,365
When will you learn?

567
00:34:21,710 --> 00:34:23,283
You are,

568
00:34:23,286 --> 00:34:26,073
now and forever,

569
00:34:26,076 --> 00:34:27,979
the only girl for me.

570
00:34:39,362 --> 00:34:43,271
Even by our standards, this
was a pretty crazy week.

571
00:34:43,273 --> 00:34:45,937
Well, pretending to
be dead is one thing,

572
00:34:45,940 --> 00:34:49,774
but hiding under a cot in
this sex bunker of death

573
00:34:49,777 --> 00:34:51,276
while you make out with Archie

574
00:34:51,279 --> 00:34:55,291
just to convince a bunch of
evil preppies that I did die...

575
00:34:55,294 --> 00:34:58,869
Yeah, definitely cracks
the top ten craziest things.

576
00:34:58,872 --> 00:35:00,458
But it worked.

577
00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:04,810
And now Donna will
start doubting herself.

578
00:35:04,812 --> 00:35:07,337
This whole thing is
a game of confidence,

579
00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:09,675
and what happens when
you don't have confidence?

580
00:35:10,634 --> 00:35:12,008
Mistakes are made.

581
00:35:12,010 --> 00:35:14,561
And bonus, you'll have
all this uninterrupted time

582
00:35:14,563 --> 00:35:17,848
to figure out how the pieces
of the mystery fit together.

583
00:35:17,850 --> 00:35:19,343
And an additional bonus

584
00:35:19,346 --> 00:35:22,018
is that they won't come to try
and finish my botched braining.

585
00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:23,353
Mmm-hmm.

586
00:35:23,355 --> 00:35:24,796
Well, I never thought I'd say it,

587
00:35:24,799 --> 00:35:27,020
but God bless that beanie for cushioning

588
00:35:27,023 --> 00:35:29,625
the blow, even just a little bit.

589
00:35:33,982 --> 00:35:35,165
Speaking of that...

590
00:35:36,752 --> 00:35:38,641
Close your eyes and hold out your hand.

591
00:35:44,705 --> 00:35:45,893
Open.

592
00:35:50,358 --> 00:35:52,099
Betty, when did you
have time to do this?

593
00:35:52,101 --> 00:35:55,302
We all manage our
stress in different ways.

594
00:35:55,304 --> 00:35:57,272
My mom had her documentary...

595
00:35:58,182 --> 00:36:00,155
I taught myself how to knit.

596
00:36:03,946 --> 00:36:06,648
Are you sure telling
your mom was a good idea?

597
00:36:06,651 --> 00:36:11,067
Well, considering Charles,
your dad, Jellybean,

598
00:36:11,069 --> 00:36:14,696
Dr. Curdle Jr., and Mrs.
Andrews are all in on it...

599
00:36:14,698 --> 00:36:17,124
Yeah, it felt like the
prudent thing to do.

600
00:36:17,126 --> 00:36:18,717
Yeah, that's fair enough.

601
00:36:21,468 --> 00:36:24,635
When you kissed Archie, none of those
old feelings came back, did they?

602
00:36:24,638 --> 00:36:25,977
Jughead.

603
00:36:27,211 --> 00:36:28,585
No.

604
00:36:28,587 --> 00:36:30,771
Of course not, okay? Don't be silly.

605
00:36:33,126 --> 00:36:35,993
You know you're the only man for me.

606
00:36:35,996 --> 00:36:39,395
And our scheming can take one
night off, don't you think?

607
00:36:56,406 --> 00:36:59,115
So I understand you made
quite the public spectacle

608
00:36:59,117 --> 00:37:01,668
over the Archie and Betty romance.

609
00:37:01,670 --> 00:37:06,265
Um, I think you mean, I
gave an amazing performance.

610
00:37:06,268 --> 00:37:07,865
But weren't you afraid that something

611
00:37:07,868 --> 00:37:10,134
might actually spark between them?

612
00:37:10,137 --> 00:37:11,883
I trust Archie.

613
00:37:11,886 --> 00:37:13,961
And I trust Betty.

614
00:37:13,964 --> 00:37:16,751
To be honest, the thought
never even crossed my mind.

615
00:37:23,580 --> 00:37:28,010
_

616
00:37:32,936 --> 00:37:38,405
_

617
00:37:50,427 --> 00:37:52,665
_

618
00:38:01,691 --> 00:38:05,250
_

619
00:38:16,503 --> 00:38:18,694
The question still remains.

620
00:38:18,697 --> 00:38:22,249
Why did you go to such extraordinary
lengths to convince the preppies

621
00:38:22,251 --> 00:38:25,160
and pretty much the
whole town of Riverdale

622
00:38:25,162 --> 00:38:26,845
that Jughead was dead?

623
00:38:26,847 --> 00:38:29,657
Because they were trying
to pin the murder on me.

624
00:38:31,759 --> 00:38:34,260
And because if they knew
Jughead was still alive,

625
00:38:34,263 --> 00:38:39,024
they would circle the
wagons and lock down tight.

626
00:38:39,026 --> 00:38:42,936
And we were and still are locked
in a battle of psychological warfare

627
00:38:42,938 --> 00:38:44,512
with the Stonies.

628
00:38:44,515 --> 00:38:46,485
The only way that we
would be able to pin

629
00:38:46,488 --> 00:38:49,033
the attempted murder
of Jughead on them...

630
00:38:49,036 --> 00:38:51,552
is if we forced the Stonies to crack.

631
00:38:53,065 --> 00:38:55,127
You seem quite confident that they will.

632
00:38:56,902 --> 00:38:58,908
No, I can't be certain, but...

633
00:39:00,623 --> 00:39:02,881
After the last few days,

634
00:39:02,883 --> 00:39:05,535
I have a feeling they'll be
fracturing any minute now.

635
00:39:07,954 --> 00:39:09,471
Stop what you're doing, Bret.

636
00:39:10,874 --> 00:39:12,582
I have proof that Jughead's alive.

637
00:39:12,584 --> 00:39:15,135
Whoa, Donna. Slow down.
How can you be so sure?

638
00:39:15,137 --> 00:39:17,712
I tailed Betty to an apocalyptic bunker,

639
00:39:17,714 --> 00:39:22,017
where she sloppily swapped saliva
with that carrot-top Neanderthal.

640
00:39:22,019 --> 00:39:24,072
It was all a charade.

641
00:39:24,075 --> 00:39:25,607
They had takeout from Pop's,

642
00:39:25,608 --> 00:39:27,740
that little diner that
Jones was obsessed with.

643
00:39:27,742 --> 00:39:29,742
And what, there was an extra burger?

644
00:39:29,744 --> 00:39:31,535
Archie's built like a superhero.

645
00:39:31,537 --> 00:39:33,412
I'm sure he could wolf half a dozen...

646
00:39:33,414 --> 00:39:35,772
Forget about the burger!

647
00:39:35,775 --> 00:39:39,038
There was not one, not two,

648
00:39:39,041 --> 00:39:41,287
but three milkshakes in evidence.

649
00:39:44,408 --> 00:39:48,389
I am certain that Jones must have
heard me sneaking down the ladder

650
00:39:48,392 --> 00:39:51,597
and he hid so as not to get caught.

651
00:39:51,599 --> 00:39:53,943
Donna, look.

652
00:39:53,946 --> 00:39:55,726
Maybe, um...

653
00:39:56,970 --> 00:39:59,630
you should let sleeping dogs lie.

654
00:40:00,799 --> 00:40:02,683
Take the win.

655
00:40:02,685 --> 00:40:04,947
Forsythe's dead. We killed him.

656
00:40:05,762 --> 00:40:08,816
Ponytail's obviously moved on.

657
00:40:10,117 --> 00:40:11,722
It's time you do the same.

658
00:40:15,581 --> 00:40:18,148
Don't you ever tell me what to do.

659
00:40:18,150 --> 00:40:21,794
In case you've forgotten, I'm
the brains of this operation.

660
00:40:21,796 --> 00:40:23,462
We still have a job to finish,

661
00:40:23,464 --> 00:40:26,136
and a meddling girlfriend to pin it on.

662
00:40:26,139 --> 00:40:27,457
Yes, sir.

663
00:40:30,279 --> 00:40:34,965
And if you ever undermine me again,

664
00:40:34,975 --> 00:40:38,668
you will go the way of
Jonathan, may he rest in peace.

665
00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:40,726
And that's a fact.

666
00:40:45,319 --> 00:40:47,319
Well, well, well.

667
00:40:47,321 --> 00:40:49,771
If it isn't the girl who cried Papi.

668
00:40:49,773 --> 00:40:52,733
I did a little digging
like you asked me to.

669
00:40:52,735 --> 00:40:54,660
And?

670
00:40:54,662 --> 00:40:57,520
You are lucky I am such a good PI,

671
00:40:57,522 --> 00:41:00,118
because you'll never
believe what I found out.

672
00:41:09,677 --> 00:41:11,401
As it turns out, my darling

673
00:41:11,404 --> 00:41:13,496
half-sister is actually
good for something.

674
00:41:13,499 --> 00:41:14,996
At my behest,

675
00:41:14,998 --> 00:41:17,207
Hermosa put her private-eye
skills to good use

676
00:41:17,209 --> 00:41:19,852
and did some digging on
those Stonewall WASPs.

677
00:41:19,855 --> 00:41:23,421
And your gal pal Donna is not so sweet.

678
00:41:25,192 --> 00:41:27,934
Everybody, brace yourselves,

679
00:41:27,937 --> 00:41:30,697
because Donna Sweett is actually...

680
00:41:35,778 --> 00:41:37,018
Oh, my God.

681
00:41:37,020 --> 00:41:38,351
Of course.

682
00:41:39,707 --> 00:41:42,689
If this is true, this
is our smoking gun.

683
00:41:42,692 --> 00:41:45,436
This is the final piece of
the puzzle that we needed.

684
00:41:49,057 --> 00:41:52,462
I think I know how to take down
these Stonies once and for all.

685
00:41:55,632 --> 00:41:58,970
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