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- Oh, my God.
- Okay.

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One more round of Knock-Knock-Ditch.

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My turn!

4
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_

5
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Hello?

6
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What the shit? Hello?

7
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- Okay, one more.
- One more.

8
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Who summons The Oracle?

9
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This is some bullshit!

10
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Okay, one more.

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One more.

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Who goes there?

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It's the Valdrogians.

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Valdrogians? State your purpose.

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We are here to wage war.

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Aaaaah! I'm ready to die!

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Kill them all!

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- Yikes.
- Yeah, we better boogie.

19
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Yeah, that's good.

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The women and children, too!

21
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Everyone in this town is so dumb.

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Ooh, watch your head.

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Whoa!

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- What is it?
- Oh, my God.

25
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This is amazing.

26
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I can't believe you've
never been up here before.

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From now on, this is our spot.

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I can't wait to get out of here.

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Yeah. And onto bigger and better things.

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Mm-hmm.

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And until then, we've got each other.

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Yeah.

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You and me.

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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com

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It's time to kill a person!

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Sorry, sorry, sorry.

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Dude, you missed the whole execution.

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Something came up last-minute at work.

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A statue of the Virgin Mary
started bleeding from her eyes,

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and we had to call in
a regional supervisor,

42
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and it was a whole thing.

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Okay, well, if they made you stay late,

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that's not your fault.

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Well, actually, I sort of volunteered.

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Wait, so are you, like,
into this convent job now?

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No, of course not. No, it's totally dumb.

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So, what did I miss?

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Okay, so, it was actually pretty wild.

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So, they accused this guy
of murdering his brother,

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and then at the very last second,

52
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the hag ran up and she...

53
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Dude, are you seriously
on your rosary right now?

54
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Sorry. I just have to hit this
dumb prayer quota before EOD.

55
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Actually, what time is it?

56
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Quarter past.

57
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Shit, I better get back.

58
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What?! You just got here.

59
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I know, but I promised Trish

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that I'd help her with
her holy relic inventory.

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Trish Trish?

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That crazy nun
who cut out her own tongue?

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She's kind of grown on me.

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She can be very funny with her hands.

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Catch you later.

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Later.

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And now it's time to kill another person.

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Oh! Oh!

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Um, uh, driver,
just stop right here, please.

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Thank you.

71
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Hi, Al. Fancy seeing you here.

72
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Just thought I'd take
a little spin through town.

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Why? This town sucks ass.

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Oh, God. I had no idea.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. Now you know.

76
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There's nothing cool here,
and everything sucks!

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Later, Chauncley.

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Yes. Goodbye.

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Hmm.

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Father, I've noticed
that some of the peasants

81
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seem to be in rather a bad mood
as of late.

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They think there is nothing "cool" here

83
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and that "everything sucks."

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Uh, perhaps there's something
we could do to cheer her up...

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them, cheer them all up.

86
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It will be a frigid day in hell

87
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when I, King Cragnoor the Heartless,

88
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help those ignorant, mud-caked peasants.

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And if they do not like it,

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I swear by all the gods
and all the demons

91
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that I will crush their skulls!

92
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There is something about my father.

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I don't know what it is.
It's the way he is with people.

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It's...

95
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Well, it's not very nice.

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Where does he even get all the skulls?

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Oh.

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Skull bag.

99
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Yeah, he makes me carry this
around everywhere.

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It's really heavy and doesn't
really go with anything.

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I don't want to end up
like my father, Lord Vexler.

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I want to do something that will
help all the peasants,

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from the plowshares to the ditch diggers

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to the ones who, I don't know,

105
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have long brown hair
and a razor-sharp wit.

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I've had an idea.

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Yes!

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This will improve their lives
immeasurably.

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You're gonna grant them human rights?

110
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No. Even better.

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Prince Chauncley's
throwing a music festival!

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We gotta go.

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I can't. I have a board meeting.

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It's where we hit ourselves
in the head with a wooden board.

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Oh, come on. You've been working nonstop.

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Let's just have some fun for once.

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Whatever happened to fun Maggie?

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I'm still fun Maggie.

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I should go.
I'm in the middle of my shift.

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Wait. Guess who's headlining.

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Percival Forthwind.

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Percival Forthwind!

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No way!

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Sorry, Trish.

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Percival never plays
small towns like this.

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This could be our only chance to see him.

127
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Please.

128
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I guess I could take a personal day.

129
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Yes! Let's go!

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Maggie.

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Coming.

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Check, check, one, two, one, two.

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Sage?

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Sage?

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Anybody carrying?

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Oh! Al!

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Good to see you.
So glad you could attend.

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Oh, yeah, man. This festival rules.

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And it's so cool

140
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- that you got Percival here.
- Yeah!

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Do you think he'll play "Hoo Hoo Hoo"?

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It's my all-time favorite.

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Uh, well, I mean,
then I will make certain

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he includes it in his repertoire.

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Cool! Thanks!

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- Alright, enjoy.
- Bye.

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Ah, God damn it.

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Come on.

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Mr. Forthwind! Welcome!

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We are so excited that you're here.

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Wow. Look at you.

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Totally buying it, huh?

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Uh, what am I buying?

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All of this.

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The illusion.

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What's happening?

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Hi. I'm Kirsten, Percival's manager.

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He is so excited to be here.

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Unfortunately, we do have
one teensy, tiny problem.

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Oh, no! Uh, Lord Vexler,

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did we remember everything
in Mr. Forthwind's rider?

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Yes. 10 jugs of top-shelf mead,

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five pounds of robin's eggs
with the brown ones taken out,

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and a personal toilet man.

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Eddie Shitshoveler, at your service.

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So, what's the problem?

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See, the thing is, Percival's an artist,

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and he just doesn't feel
very inspired right now.

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Oh, no.

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Well, what can we do to inspire him?

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Well, I think your best bet
is to pay him double.

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But we already agreed on a fee.

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No, no, no. It's... It's fine.

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That makes total sense.

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We will go and get the money
and return post haste.

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Hold on.

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Chauncley, we're already
paying him a fortune.

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Yes, but it'll all be worth it
when he plays "Hoo Hoo Hoo."

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Besides, we should be respectful.

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The man is a great artist.

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I'm not sure about this opening act.

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Mm.

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Shit!

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I'm really glad
we're doing this together.

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Me too.

186
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Thanks for inviting me.

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But I hope Percival comes on soon.

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Oh, yeah. Me too.

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Per-ci-val! Per-ci-val!

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Per-ci-val!

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- Per...
- Trish!

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Huh?

193
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- Trish, over here.
- You invited her?

194
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Well, I told her that I was coming,

195
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and she wanted to tag along.

196
00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,877
Well, sh... she doesn't have a tongue.

197
00:09:03,879 --> 00:09:05,278
She can't even sing along.

198
00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:07,814
Al, she has fingers. She can snap.

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00:09:07,959 --> 00:09:11,027
- Hey!
- I'm so glad you could make it!

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I don't get it.

201
00:09:17,626 --> 00:09:19,659
Oh, sorry, that's a work joke.

202
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Um, Trish had to bless
the catacombs this morning,

203
00:09:22,831 --> 00:09:24,464
and it's...

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Never mind. It's too hard to explain.

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Stop! I'm gonna pee!

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00:09:33,909 --> 00:09:36,009
Trish!

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00:09:36,011 --> 00:09:39,879
See, mass media, they just treat
art as it's commerce, you know?

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They split it up so that
it kind of becomes...

209
00:09:43,085 --> 00:09:44,984
It's product. It's this... this.

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This is art, and it's just an object.

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So, you just can't, Toilet Man.

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You can't. It doesn't exist.

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Okay.

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Here you are.

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Feels like it's all here.

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Alright.

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00:09:58,633 --> 00:10:00,934
I gotta do my little monkey dance.

218
00:10:00,936 --> 00:10:04,337
Well, we're all very excited,
especially for "Hoo Hoo Hoo."

219
00:10:04,339 --> 00:10:06,246
What the [BLEEP] did you just say to me?!

220
00:10:06,248 --> 00:10:08,259
- Wh...
- So, I think maybe

221
00:10:08,284 --> 00:10:09,943
there's been a miscommunication,

222
00:10:09,945 --> 00:10:11,711
but Percival will not be performing

223
00:10:11,713 --> 00:10:14,647
- any of his old material tonight.
- What?!

224
00:10:14,649 --> 00:10:17,117
Yeah, he's just gonna
be doing his new stuff.

225
00:10:17,119 --> 00:10:18,585
- Ah.
- So we doubled his pay,

226
00:10:18,587 --> 00:10:20,253
and he's not gonna play
the one song everyone knows?

227
00:10:20,255 --> 00:10:21,813
Alright, keep it down.

228
00:10:22,257 --> 00:10:24,357
Your dad would have this guy decapitated.

229
00:10:24,359 --> 00:10:26,259
Yes, well, I'm not my dad, am I?

230
00:10:26,261 --> 00:10:28,128
And I say there is no need
for confrontation.

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00:10:28,130 --> 00:10:31,264
If we are just nice to him and we
do literally everything he says,

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00:10:31,266 --> 00:10:32,932
then he'll play "Hoo Hoo Hoo."

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00:10:32,934 --> 00:10:36,136
I'm into sort of amelodic stuff
lately, you know?

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00:10:36,138 --> 00:10:37,203
Just devoid of melody.

235
00:10:45,193 --> 00:10:49,682
Wow! Trish, that is a spot-on
Mother Superior impression.

236
00:10:50,968 --> 00:10:51,935
Yes!

237
00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:54,627
Mother Superior sounds like a huge bitch!

238
00:10:54,652 --> 00:10:56,886
They should call her Mother Bitch!

239
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,061
That was an impression of Mother Superior

240
00:11:02,063 --> 00:11:03,863
giving alms to the poor.

241
00:11:03,865 --> 00:11:05,365
We were honoring her.

242
00:11:05,367 --> 00:11:07,567
Oh, I didn't realize.

243
00:11:07,569 --> 00:11:08,635
Sorry.

244
00:11:08,637 --> 00:11:10,937
Thank you, Lower Murkford! Yes!

245
00:11:14,042 --> 00:11:17,143
And now the moment
you've all been waiting for.

246
00:11:17,145 --> 00:11:18,144
Finally.

247
00:11:18,146 --> 00:11:20,180
Percival Forthwind!

248
00:11:23,118 --> 00:11:24,784
Alright.

249
00:11:24,786 --> 00:11:26,252
Oh, yeah.

250
00:11:26,254 --> 00:11:28,388
Yeah! Alright!

251
00:11:28,390 --> 00:11:31,024
What... Oh, no!

252
00:11:31,026 --> 00:11:33,660
Got a little song here, and this
is called "Bow to Your God."

253
00:11:33,662 --> 00:11:35,669
? Bow to your god ?

254
00:11:36,264 --> 00:11:38,264
? His name is money ?

255
00:11:38,266 --> 00:11:40,628
- Whoa.
- Oh, he, uh,

256
00:11:40,653 --> 00:11:42,402
has to do the new stuff first, right?

257
00:11:42,404 --> 00:11:43,603
Just get that out of the way,

258
00:11:43,605 --> 00:11:45,471
and then he'll get to the old stuff.

259
00:11:45,473 --> 00:11:47,106
I think he's drunk.

260
00:11:47,108 --> 00:11:49,843
Experiments... with sound.

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00:11:50,846 --> 00:11:52,979
Experiments.

262
00:11:52,981 --> 00:11:54,781
With sound.

263
00:11:55,817 --> 00:11:59,319
Ugh! Trish is doing work at a concert.

264
00:11:59,321 --> 00:12:01,262
That's so annoying, right?

265
00:12:02,290 --> 00:12:03,723
Maggie?

266
00:12:05,694 --> 00:12:07,026
Maggie!

267
00:12:07,028 --> 00:12:08,394
You've got to be kidding me!

268
00:12:08,396 --> 00:12:10,096
We're just trying to hit our quota.

269
00:12:10,098 --> 00:12:11,497
The whole point of coming here

270
00:12:11,499 --> 00:12:13,433
was to forget about work
and have fun together.

271
00:12:13,435 --> 00:12:15,268
Well, it's not like I'm missing anything.

272
00:12:15,270 --> 00:12:17,704
- This sucks.
- ? Beep, beep, boop, boop ?

273
00:12:17,706 --> 00:12:19,105
? Beep, beep, boop, beep, beep, boop ?

274
00:12:19,107 --> 00:12:20,551
? Beep, beep, boop, beep, beep, boop ?

275
00:12:20,553 --> 00:12:23,309
Yeah, well, it's better
than hanging out with Trish.

276
00:12:23,311 --> 00:12:24,744
Okay, Trish is my friend.

277
00:12:24,746 --> 00:12:26,913
Trish is the kind of person
we used to laugh at.

278
00:12:26,915 --> 00:12:29,249
She's just like everyone else
in this dumb town.

279
00:12:29,251 --> 00:12:31,651
All she cares about is her stupid job.

280
00:12:32,254 --> 00:12:34,629
Well, what if I care about it, too?

281
00:12:35,090 --> 00:12:36,456
Well, that'd be crazy

282
00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:39,259
because your job is pointless and boring.

283
00:12:39,261 --> 00:12:40,693
And if you're into it,

284
00:12:40,695 --> 00:12:42,629
that makes me sad
to think about your future.

285
00:12:43,079 --> 00:12:45,832
Or maybe you're sad
because I have a future.

286
00:12:47,269 --> 00:12:48,676
I'm proud of what I'm doing,

287
00:12:48,678 --> 00:12:51,785
and if you were a real friend,
then you would be, too.

288
00:12:53,475 --> 00:12:54,741
Come on, Trish.

289
00:12:54,743 --> 00:12:56,142
I'm not getting anything up here.

290
00:12:56,144 --> 00:12:57,310
I don't hear anything.

291
00:12:57,312 --> 00:12:59,479
Crew? Is there a crew?

292
00:13:16,283 --> 00:13:18,164
Maggie. Wait.

293
00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:19,617
I have to get back to work.

294
00:13:19,619 --> 00:13:20,867
You were right.

295
00:13:21,388 --> 00:13:23,154
I'm jealous, okay?

296
00:13:23,156 --> 00:13:25,924
You have new friends and a career,

297
00:13:25,926 --> 00:13:28,259
and you're doing really well.

298
00:13:28,261 --> 00:13:31,029
And I should be happy for you,
but I'm not.

299
00:13:31,031 --> 00:13:33,765
And it's really shitty of me.

300
00:13:33,767 --> 00:13:36,568
So I'm... I'm really sorry, Maggie.

301
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:41,471
Anyway, I'll let you get back to it.

302
00:13:42,472 --> 00:13:44,390
I guess I could stay a little longer.

303
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,479
One more song?

304
00:13:48,481 --> 00:13:49,854
One more.

305
00:13:50,855 --> 00:13:54,231
Hey, Trish, uh,
we're going back for a sec.

306
00:13:54,259 --> 00:13:55,692
You wanna come?

307
00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:01,200
And one and two, two, two.

308
00:14:01,202 --> 00:14:02,360
Where is the crew?

309
00:14:02,362 --> 00:14:05,496
Well, this sucked for you,
and it sucked for me.

310
00:14:05,498 --> 00:14:07,031
This is bullshit. Bye.

311
00:14:08,235 --> 00:14:10,335
What the hell? He's leaving already?

312
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:17,820
Uh, Mr. Forthwind, this is my son, Mikey.

313
00:14:17,822 --> 00:14:19,944
He's a big fan.
Could he get an autograph?

314
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,913
Hi!

315
00:14:21,915 --> 00:14:23,982
- Here you go. You met me.
- Oh.

316
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,694
- Thank you so...
- _

317
00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:31,020
What does it say, Dad?
Does it say my name?

318
00:14:31,558 --> 00:14:33,725
I don't think so, son.

319
00:14:34,178 --> 00:14:35,477
I don't think so.

320
00:14:39,933 --> 00:14:42,369
Mr. Forthwind, please play your song.

321
00:14:42,371 --> 00:14:44,391
It... It would make the peasants
so happy.

322
00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:46,104
Aw.

323
00:14:46,106 --> 00:14:48,072
The sheep didn't get to hear the song

324
00:14:48,074 --> 00:14:50,059
they heard in the mead commercial.

325
00:14:50,084 --> 00:14:51,683
What are they gonna do?

326
00:14:52,689 --> 00:14:54,145
Stupid idiots.

327
00:14:56,482 --> 00:14:58,859
You son of a bitch!

328
00:15:02,093 --> 00:15:05,990
Those peasants are good,
hardworking people

329
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:08,860
who spend all day toiling
at their various jobs,

330
00:15:08,862 --> 00:15:10,671
doing I'm not exactly sure what.

331
00:15:10,673 --> 00:15:12,664
Some of them are even quite spectacular,

332
00:15:12,666 --> 00:15:15,400
with sparkling brown eyes
and an indomitable spirit

333
00:15:15,402 --> 00:15:17,189
that soars like the wings of an eagle.

334
00:15:17,191 --> 00:15:20,071
But you, you are just
a washed-up has-been

335
00:15:20,073 --> 00:15:23,063
who should feel lucky
to play for people like this!

336
00:15:23,065 --> 00:15:25,310
You're a nostalgia booking, by the way.

337
00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:29,147
Now, I want you to run,
not walk, onto that stage

338
00:15:29,149 --> 00:15:30,581
and play your damn song!

339
00:15:30,583 --> 00:15:35,695
And if you don't, I swear
by every god and every demon

340
00:15:35,697 --> 00:15:39,424
that I will crush your skull!

341
00:15:41,194 --> 00:15:42,527
Ohh.

342
00:15:49,450 --> 00:15:51,284
Hello, beautiful people!

343
00:15:51,438 --> 00:15:52,904
Huh?

344
00:15:53,292 --> 00:15:54,562
You look great!

345
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:59,143
I am, uh, so happy to be here
today in Lower Murkford.

346
00:15:59,367 --> 00:16:02,402
Uh, hey, go, Battle Axes!

347
00:16:05,317 --> 00:16:07,285
I mean it!

348
00:16:08,117 --> 00:16:11,373
And, uh, I'm gonna need the
crowd's help for this next one.

349
00:16:11,398 --> 00:16:13,198
So, if you know the words,

350
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:15,556
please sing along and sing loud!

351
00:16:20,483 --> 00:16:22,340
Two, three, four!

352
00:16:31,745 --> 00:16:35,246
? A little lad fell in the stream ?

353
00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:40,551
? A maiden fair heard his scream ?

354
00:16:41,488 --> 00:16:44,489
? "Who is there to save my soul?" ?

355
00:16:44,491 --> 00:16:46,257
? Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo ?

356
00:16:49,295 --> 00:16:51,863
? Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo ?

357
00:16:52,632 --> 00:16:57,301
Wow, Prince Chauncley, you did
some real damage to this guy.

358
00:16:57,303 --> 00:16:59,037
Yeah, I'm sorry it came to that.

359
00:16:59,499 --> 00:17:02,373
In some ways, I guess I am just
as ill-tempered as my father.

360
00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:05,576
No, King Cragnoor gets angry
at the peasants.

361
00:17:05,578 --> 00:17:07,998
You got angry for them.

362
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,681
He would never put on a free concert.

363
00:17:10,683 --> 00:17:12,450
What even possessed you to do all this?

364
00:17:12,452 --> 00:17:15,234
Oh. Nothing in particular.

365
00:17:15,236 --> 00:17:17,288
? Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo ?

366
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:21,683
Um... yeah.

367
00:17:25,031 --> 00:17:27,901
? A handsome dove ?

368
00:17:29,169 --> 00:17:32,070
? His wings are clipped ?

369
00:17:34,074 --> 00:17:37,008
? Who will save him? ?

370
00:17:37,010 --> 00:17:39,744
? Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo ?

371
00:17:41,815 --> 00:17:44,082
? Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo ?

372
00:18:05,356 --> 00:18:06,596
Thanks for bringing lunch.

373
00:18:07,318 --> 00:18:08,312
Oh, it was nothing.

374
00:18:08,314 --> 00:18:10,864
I know Sundays are crazy.

375
00:18:11,749 --> 00:18:13,315
What's up with that new badge?

376
00:18:13,340 --> 00:18:15,307
Oh, it's no big deal.

377
00:18:15,332 --> 00:18:16,765
I got promoted.

378
00:18:16,954 --> 00:18:18,936
Maggie! What's your new title?

379
00:18:18,938 --> 00:18:20,671
Marketing executive.

380
00:18:20,673 --> 00:18:22,039
That's where you go to the market

381
00:18:22,041 --> 00:18:23,240
and you beat yourself with a rock.

382
00:18:23,242 --> 00:18:24,341
It's a big step up.

383
00:18:24,343 --> 00:18:27,381
Wow! Okay, we gotta celebrate.

384
00:18:27,867 --> 00:18:28,866
Where's Trish?

385
00:18:28,891 --> 00:18:30,944
You are not gonna believe this.

386
00:18:31,384 --> 00:18:33,398
She went on tour with Percival.

387
00:18:33,423 --> 00:18:36,120
Her no-tongue thing really works
with his new sound.

388
00:18:36,122 --> 00:18:38,489
Okay! Way to go, Trish!

389
00:18:38,491 --> 00:18:40,925
Guess we're all living our dreams.

390
00:18:40,927 --> 00:18:42,960
Trish is dating a rock star.

391
00:18:42,962 --> 00:18:44,328
You're a career woman.

392
00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:47,597
And... I'm... figuring it out.

393
00:18:48,107 --> 00:18:50,140
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

394
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:55,701
Mm. That's your cue.

395
00:18:57,028 --> 00:18:59,239
Oh, Maggie. Wait.

396
00:18:59,912 --> 00:19:01,178
Thanks.

397
00:19:31,847 --> 00:19:38,847
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