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Because when we reach out to others,

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we reach in to our hearts.

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Today, let's show the world

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how much Zephra cares.

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I'm not doing any of that stuff.

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We have to build houses?

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I'm not comfortable
around tools or kids.

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- Pass.
- Okay, guys, relax.

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You don't have to
do any of the things

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you just saw in the video.

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All you have to do today

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is hand out these nifty care packages

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to the Holloway
House Women's Shelter

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and ask our customers to round up

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to the nearest
dollar for charity.

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- Easy.
- Wow.

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Cloud 9 never did any of this stuff,

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but I feel like Zephra cares.

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Well, let's not just blindly
believe the T-shirts.

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Although Zephra is a fine company

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which I am not criticizing today

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as was made clear
to me in the car.

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But guys, Amy set
his whole thing up.

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- Please.
- I mean, she chose the charity,

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she got local businesses
to donate goods.

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So this stuff is donated?
Zephra didn't even pay for it?

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It's a PR stunt.

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Okay, I'm confused.

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Is Zephra good or bad?

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Glenn, come on.
It's not that easy.

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They did give us
that Lyft discount though.

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Today I got to ride in a Kia Soul.

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Guys, believe the hype.

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Well, I read Zephra
does blood diamonds.

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What do you mean by "does?"

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Uh, I don't know.
I didn't click on it.

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I did hear that Zephra
gives a lot of money

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to struggling communities.

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We all heard that, Justine.

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They said it, like,
12 times in the video.

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"Those communities
might not be struggling

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if Zephra paid taxes."

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It's a text from Jonah.

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Butt text.

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Synced and corrected by hawken45
for www.addic7ed.com

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Buses from the shelter
will be arriving all day,

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so Glenn, you're gonna be
running care packages

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from the warehouse,

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or doing that waddle thing
you do, whatever works.

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Female hips, so...

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Garrett, you're only
giving packages

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to people with wristbands.

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Wait, so we're just gonna
turn people away

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'cause they don't have a wristband?

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So for all intensive purposes,

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people in need without
a wristband are dead to us.

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"Intensive purposes?"

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Did you mean "intents and purposes?"

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I mean, you could
say it both ways.

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You can, but one way
makes you sound like an idiot.

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You're lucky you're pretty.

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All right, you know what?
I know what it...

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you're lucky I'm pretty!

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You went way above and beyond.

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Most stores are just writing
"fight breast cancer" on a jar

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and sticking it at checkout.

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Yeah, I mean, breast cancer
is so first thought.

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For a good reason.

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You know, one in eight. Affects us all.

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Anyway, I want Zephra
to know you're kicking ass,

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so I got them to send someone

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to do a profile of you for the website.

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A profile? Of me?

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Um, okay. Wow.

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Well, I've never been profiled before.

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I mean, except racially.

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This could be really good
for you, so sell yourself.

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We'll talk after, okay? Bye.

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Bye.

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This is great!

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I mean, we hate it.
Why do we hate it?

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No, no, it's... it's fine, it's fine.

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It's just... I don't know,

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I don't know how to brag about myself,

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it feels gross, and now
I'm supposed to take a charity

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and make it all about me.

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Hey, you took their empty slogan

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and did something
actually great with it.

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You deserve to brag a little bit.

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I think you should be
on all the websites.

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I mean, except for the incel ones.

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And most of Reddit.

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4chan, 8chan...

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I hope you're never on a website.

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Oh, hey, Glenn.

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Just a heads up, you might be
getting a call from my landlady.

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Oh, fun!

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Oh, wait, is everything okay?

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Oh, yeah.

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It's just 'cause you
cosigned the lease,

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and Bo and I were late
on the rent last month.

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And this month.

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She's crazy.

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She's got, like,
a total boner for rent.

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Cheyenne, if you're
having money problems,

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I'm more than happy to help.

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Oh, thanks, but no, we'll figure it out.

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It's just, you know,
groceries and kid expenses

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and then you get caught up
in a pyramid scheme

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and then your husband
breaks his tailbone

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- at backyard wrestling.
- Oh.

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Anyway, I'm gonna go see if
Robot Glenn sucked up any change.

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Big breakfast.

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All right, it checks out.

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You'd be surprised
how many people pose

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as corporate reps
at charity events

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just to try to get free stuff.

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- Really?
- How do they pull that off?

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- I'm not gonna tell you that.
- Oh.

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Sorry.

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She's been a little extra
since she saw

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- "Richard Jewell."
- Ah.

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Anyway, thank you for
coming and talking to me.

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Hey, always happy to show off

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one of the leaders
in our new Cloud 9 family.

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This is a really cool event
you've put together.

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Well thank you,

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but I couldn't have done this
without my team.

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I mean, most of the credit goes to them.

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And I also share some of that credit.

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Hey, hey!

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- Jeff?
- What are you doing here?

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Thought I'd surprise you,
check in on the event

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from the Cloud 9 side of things.

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Oh, wow.
You survived the acquisition?

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Not that I thought
that they were gonna fire you.

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I mean, obviously
they value your...

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Jeff, this is Isabel.
She works at Zephra.

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Oh, oh, the parent company!

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Oh, maybe I should
call you Mommy.

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I'm gay, so that's not weird.

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Oh good, 'cause for a second
I almost thought it was.

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No, I'm from Digital Content.

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We're doing a profile
on Amy for the website.

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Oh, very cool, very cool.

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Listen, I'm gonna run inside
and say hi to Mateo.

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We've been playing phone tag

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and he's been it
for, like, the whole time. Um...

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Everything looks shipshape. Okay.

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Great. Glad you approve.

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I was 100% sure he'd been fired.

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- He didn't get fired?
- I know, it's insane.

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Ooh, I didn't know
we carried aged balsamic.

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- Nice.
- Oh, yeah, it's great.

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I make a reduction

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and I drizzle it over vanilla ice cream.

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Ah, that sounds amazing!

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Are you, like, a culinary student, or...

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Oh.

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Haven't been a
student of anything

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for a couple decades.

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Ah, you could've fooled me.

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Your total is $36.48.

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Would you like to round up
to $37 today

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for Holloway House
Women's Shelter?

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Oh, yeah, sure.

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Thank you so much.

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It's for a great cause.

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All right. Thank you.

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You have five minutes
to tell Amy, or I will.

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Tell Amy what?

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How you were flirting with that lady.

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Turning each other's cranks.

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I thought you two were gonna
do it right here on the belt.

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Oh, come on, Sandra.
I was just being friendly.

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Customers appreciate a little,
you know, human connection.

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Ugh. Close your legs, Jonah.

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My legs are fine,

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and if anything,

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we should be a little
friendlier than usual today

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to get people to round up for charity.

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Not if it means betraying
the woman you love.

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Trust me, I'm married now.

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Don't you dream about someday
having what Jerry and I have?

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Of course... well,
exactly what you and Jerry...

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it's fine, Sandra.

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Hi.
How's it going?

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Hope you didn't have any trouble

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finding those toe warmers.

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He's gonna die alone.

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Look, Mateo, when I put
my career on the line for you,

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it was because it was
the right thing to do.

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You don't owe me anything.

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Although brunch
wouldn't kill you.

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Look, Jeff, it's not gonna happen.

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I'm actually seeing someone.

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Oh. Oh, yeah?

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Mateo, that's amazing!

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Thank you. That's very nice of you.

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I'm very happy for you.

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How'd you guys meet, or I mean,
have you met yet

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or is it maybe, like,
an online thing?

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Actually, Amy introduced us.

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He's her brother.

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Oh, Amy did?

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That's so nice of her.

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Hey, folks.

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- How's that digital coming?
- Good, yeah.

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We're getting some good digital.

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Actually, Amy's just
showing me around a little

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before the buses come
so I can get a sense

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of what she's like as a manager.

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Ooh. Feels like I should
get in on that action.

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Does it?

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Yeah, actually,
it would be really helpful

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to get some quotes
from corporate.

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Yeah, sure.

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That... that would be great.

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Nice. We'll make it a three-way.

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Again, totally gay.

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And this is the break room.

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Um... oh, I...

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I noticed that there was
always a really long line

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at the toaster,
so I bought another one.

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Which, you know,
I think people appreciated.

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I think you got your headline
there, "Manager buys toaster."

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That's helpful, Jeff. Thank you.

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Oh, and also, I know how hard it is

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to eat healthy during long shifts,

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so I keep this cabinet full
of healthy snacks for everyone.

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Oof, that cabinet is pretty full.

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Seems like people would rather
die than eat that stuff.

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Well, I just replenished it.

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Yeah, and thank you for the

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healthy seaweed snack, SpongeBob.

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Just messing with you,
SpongeBob.

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Sorry, I'm... I'm SpongeBob? Is...

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All right, there's a scarf in here.

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Now be careful.
That's a loose knit,

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so avoid all hooks
and low-hanging branches.

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It'll pop your head clean off.

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Huh. That's weird.

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It looks like we're
one package short.

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One package?

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Wow, that's news to me.

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Short, you said. Huh.

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You must've counted wrong.

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No, I counted right.

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I double-checked and everything.

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It's fine. I'll just
count 'em again myself.

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Okay, so now you're saying
I don't know how to count?

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Well, no offense, Garrett,
but you did say "intensive purposes,"

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which, apparently, is kind of dumb.

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I'm not dumb!

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I'm one of the smartest
people in the store.

256
00:08:59,310 --> 00:09:00,724
Well, that's a bit of a stretch.

257
00:09:00,725 --> 00:09:03,112
It's true. It's kind of my thing.

258
00:09:03,114 --> 00:09:04,480
People are always like,

259
00:09:04,482 --> 00:09:06,949
"Garrett, he's clever and funny."

260
00:09:06,951 --> 00:09:09,385
Okay, then be clever and funny.

261
00:09:09,387 --> 00:09:12,722
Well... no, not...
it's not appropriate right now

262
00:09:12,724 --> 00:09:13,890
when we're missing a package.

263
00:09:13,892 --> 00:09:15,158
I'll set you up for it, okay?

264
00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:17,527
A Polish guy and a
blonde walk into a bar.

265
00:09:17,529 --> 00:09:18,995
- What?
- Come on, man.

266
00:09:18,997 --> 00:09:20,696
I put you on the one yard line.

267
00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:24,167
Your total is $3.89.

268
00:09:24,169 --> 00:09:25,635
Would you like to
round up for charity?

269
00:09:25,637 --> 00:09:26,803
Not today, thanks.

270
00:09:26,805 --> 00:09:29,989
Hey, Sandra, aren't these
your favorite kind of chips?

271
00:09:31,762 --> 00:09:34,196
Yes. I love these chips.

272
00:09:34,312 --> 00:09:35,995
Oh. Cool.

273
00:09:36,822 --> 00:09:37,881
Uh-huh.

274
00:09:38,083 --> 00:09:39,266
You're a lucky man.

275
00:09:39,650 --> 00:09:42,460
And these are some lucky chips

276
00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:44,554
'cause they get to take a ride

277
00:09:44,556 --> 00:09:46,556
in that hot little mouth of yours.

278
00:09:49,861 --> 00:09:51,194
Nope.

279
00:09:51,196 --> 00:09:52,985
Oh, my God. I have to call Jerry.

280
00:09:54,032 --> 00:09:55,135
Jerry?

281
00:09:55,312 --> 00:09:57,147
Jonah made me seduce a man.

282
00:09:59,237 --> 00:10:01,855
Would you say you have
a unique management style?

283
00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:04,440
Yeah. Yeah, I would say that.

284
00:10:04,442 --> 00:10:06,375
Could you actually say it
just so I can quote you?

285
00:10:06,377 --> 00:10:08,911
Everything's pulling
teeth with this one.

286
00:10:08,913 --> 00:10:10,046
It's like, what are
you, a dentist?

287
00:10:10,048 --> 00:10:11,547
- I mean, come on...
- Jeff!

288
00:10:11,549 --> 00:10:12,882
Enough.

289
00:10:12,884 --> 00:10:15,441
Listen, I am a working mother,

290
00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:18,143
and I came up from the floor,

291
00:10:18,144 --> 00:10:19,889
but it was worth it

292
00:10:19,891 --> 00:10:23,834
because as a manager, I know
what my people need from me,

293
00:10:24,062 --> 00:10:25,750
so it might seem silly,

294
00:10:25,870 --> 00:10:27,970
but small things like healthy snacks

295
00:10:28,066 --> 00:10:29,599
actually make a difference.

296
00:10:29,601 --> 00:10:31,300
Yikes, Amy. Brag much?

297
00:10:31,302 --> 00:10:33,236
Hey, Jeff, why don't you
give us a minute?

298
00:10:33,238 --> 00:10:35,739
Maybe go grab a coffee
or literally anything?

299
00:10:36,574 --> 00:10:39,308
I'm not clear whether
I report to you or not,

300
00:10:39,310 --> 00:10:41,859
so I am gonna grab that coffee.

301
00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:47,133
Wait, what's this doing in here?

302
00:10:47,831 --> 00:10:49,531
Oh. Wow.

303
00:10:49,621 --> 00:10:52,054
Oh, there's a note.
Looks like there's a note.

304
00:10:52,056 --> 00:10:54,991
Why don't you look at the note?
Wonder what that note says.

305
00:10:54,993 --> 00:10:56,397
Why don't you read the note?

306
00:10:58,176 --> 00:11:00,475
"Cheyenne, thought you could use this.

307
00:11:00,498 --> 00:11:02,632
From your guardian angel."

308
00:11:02,634 --> 00:11:04,500
Aww.

309
00:11:04,502 --> 00:11:07,303
Whoa, there's a lot of stuff in here.

310
00:11:07,305 --> 00:11:10,239
Gift certificates, grocery coupons,

311
00:11:10,241 --> 00:11:12,074
and an e-reader?

312
00:11:12,076 --> 00:11:14,944
Nice, I could sell this
to some nerd and make bank.

313
00:11:14,946 --> 00:11:16,479
Wow, you're so lucky.

314
00:11:16,481 --> 00:11:19,282
Yes. Lucky ducky, quack quack.

315
00:11:19,284 --> 00:11:21,117
What, don't you think it's nice

316
00:11:21,119 --> 00:11:22,828
that someone helped out Cheyenne?

317
00:11:22,829 --> 00:11:25,321
Oh, yeah, but where's my guardian angel?

318
00:11:25,323 --> 00:11:27,878
I've got two kids and
an underwater mortgage.

319
00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:30,205
And my heat broke,
so I have to stay with friends.

320
00:11:30,361 --> 00:11:31,552
I have lots of offers,

321
00:11:31,553 --> 00:11:33,695
but if anyone wants to throw
their hat into the ring.

322
00:11:33,696 --> 00:11:36,652
Wow, looks like lots of folks
are having a rough time, huh?

323
00:11:36,653 --> 00:11:38,316
Yeah, but it figures

324
00:11:38,317 --> 00:11:40,666
only Cheyenne would get a care package.

325
00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:43,973
I bet this guardian angel
is just some sort of pervert.

326
00:11:43,975 --> 00:11:45,148
What? No!

327
00:11:46,156 --> 00:11:48,590
I mean, unless you mean
a pervert for giving.

328
00:11:48,713 --> 00:11:50,780
I mean a pervert for pervin'.

329
00:11:50,782 --> 00:11:52,782
Guys, I'm sure the guardian angel

330
00:11:52,784 --> 00:11:54,984
is gonna give everyone a care package.

331
00:11:54,986 --> 00:11:56,796
Otherwise, it's just unfair.

332
00:12:01,859 --> 00:12:03,726
Ah, I was probably 25

333
00:12:03,728 --> 00:12:05,628
when I finally heard
of dryer sheets.

334
00:12:05,630 --> 00:12:08,231
Before that, it was just like
wrinkles, shminkles, you know.

335
00:12:08,233 --> 00:12:10,333
Let's hit the club.

336
00:12:10,335 --> 00:12:12,034
You know who else
likes dryer sheets?

337
00:12:12,036 --> 00:12:14,300
Jonah's girlfriend. Which he has.

338
00:12:15,799 --> 00:12:17,399
Your total is $26.17.

339
00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:18,974
Oh, I'll round up for charity.

340
00:12:19,076 --> 00:12:20,748
No. No rounding up.

341
00:12:22,046 --> 00:12:23,148
Not like this.

342
00:12:25,016 --> 00:12:26,042
Are you...

343
00:12:26,664 --> 00:12:28,874
sorry, thank you so much.

344
00:12:29,587 --> 00:12:31,531
Sandra, you have to stop.

345
00:12:31,642 --> 00:12:34,243
I know you and Jerry don't,
like, talk to a lot of people,

346
00:12:34,359 --> 00:12:36,976
but this is just meaningless banter.

347
00:12:36,978 --> 00:12:39,245
'Scuse me. 'Scuse me. Hi. Jonah.

348
00:12:39,247 --> 00:12:41,413
Oh, hey, yeah. You were here before.

349
00:12:41,532 --> 00:12:43,532
Yeah, Judy, yeah. Culinary student.

350
00:12:43,534 --> 00:12:46,235
Yeah, right.

351
00:12:46,237 --> 00:12:48,070
Yeah, I don't usually do this,

352
00:12:48,072 --> 00:12:50,779
and maybe I'm crazy,
but I feel like we had a...

353
00:12:51,549 --> 00:12:52,857
- connection.
- Ah.

354
00:12:52,858 --> 00:12:54,907
And I just...
I'm just wondering,

355
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:57,205
would you like to have coffee sometime?

356
00:12:57,206 --> 00:12:58,681
You know what?

357
00:12:58,683 --> 00:13:01,117
I did enjoy our...
our friendly conversation.

358
00:13:01,119 --> 00:13:03,586
- Mm-hmm.
- So why not?

359
00:13:03,588 --> 00:13:05,281
Oh, good.

360
00:13:05,723 --> 00:13:08,090
And Eddie in bakery
does this drag show,

361
00:13:08,092 --> 00:13:10,293
so I usually just give him
our extra packing material

362
00:13:10,295 --> 00:13:11,427
for hip and boob pads.

363
00:13:11,429 --> 00:13:12,695
I love that.

364
00:13:12,697 --> 00:13:13,863
Yeah, I mean, you know,

365
00:13:13,865 --> 00:13:14,940
it's just like this event today.

366
00:13:14,941 --> 00:13:16,451
All you have to do
is show you care.

367
00:13:16,452 --> 00:13:17,633
I really think
that's a big reason

368
00:13:17,635 --> 00:13:19,902
why I've been able to earn
my employees' respect.

369
00:13:19,904 --> 00:13:21,904
- Rodriguez.
- Over here.

370
00:13:21,906 --> 00:13:22,916
Now.

371
00:13:23,741 --> 00:13:25,868
She calls me... I've never known...

372
00:13:26,290 --> 00:13:28,089
it's not racist, I don't think.

373
00:13:28,212 --> 00:13:29,478
'Scuse me.

374
00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:30,746
I've told you

375
00:13:30,748 --> 00:13:32,381
not to call me that
in front of people.

376
00:13:32,383 --> 00:13:33,983
How's the interview going?

377
00:13:33,985 --> 00:13:36,061
Honestly, really great,

378
00:13:36,062 --> 00:13:37,286
and I know that sounds braggy,

379
00:13:37,288 --> 00:13:39,655
but bragging is really working
for me right now.

380
00:13:39,657 --> 00:13:41,123
I think I've won her over.

381
00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:42,591
Oh, that is awesome.

382
00:13:42,593 --> 00:13:44,160
That means it probably
won't even matter

383
00:13:44,162 --> 00:13:46,062
when this whole thing goes to [bleep].

384
00:13:46,064 --> 00:13:47,897
- What?
- We're short on care packages.

385
00:13:47,899 --> 00:13:49,432
There won't be enough
once the next bus arrives.

386
00:13:49,434 --> 00:13:51,600
I probably should've led with that,
but you just kept talking and talking

387
00:13:51,602 --> 00:13:52,702
about how great you're doing.

388
00:13:52,704 --> 00:13:56,072
Anyway, guess these needy
women are gonna stay needy.

389
00:14:02,403 --> 00:14:03,804
How is this possible?

390
00:14:03,806 --> 00:14:07,128
I made sure that there were
enough for everybody coming.

391
00:14:07,195 --> 00:14:08,773
Stealing from the poor? Ugh.

392
00:14:08,774 --> 00:14:10,346
There's a special place in hell.

393
00:14:10,952 --> 00:14:13,752
Yeah, or maybe, like,
the worst part of heaven.

394
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,145
This is a Class C felony.

395
00:14:15,589 --> 00:14:18,190
20 care packages valued at,
what, 500 bucks a pop?

396
00:14:18,199 --> 00:14:19,632
10,000. That's the total.

397
00:14:19,820 --> 00:14:21,231
I mean, who would even...

398
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:23,356
wait.

399
00:14:23,671 --> 00:14:24,801
Could this be Jeff?

400
00:14:25,220 --> 00:14:27,086
I don't know why,
but he has been trying

401
00:14:27,155 --> 00:14:29,022
to tear me down all day today.

402
00:14:29,323 --> 00:14:31,031
Okay, don't be mad,

403
00:14:31,118 --> 00:14:32,796
but I think it's
because I told him

404
00:14:32,797 --> 00:14:34,886
that you set me up with your brother.

405
00:14:34,888 --> 00:14:37,118
Mateo. Why would you even...

406
00:14:37,119 --> 00:14:38,290
I said don't be mad!

407
00:14:38,292 --> 00:14:39,372
Okay, fine, just...

408
00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:43,397
go stall Isabel and
we'll go talk to Jeff.

409
00:14:43,443 --> 00:14:45,142
I can't believe he
would stoop this low.

410
00:14:45,265 --> 00:14:48,035
I mean, love makes you do crazy things.

411
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:49,688
You're enjoying
this, aren't you?

412
00:14:49,690 --> 00:14:51,224
I'm trying not to!

413
00:14:53,627 --> 00:14:55,204
Jeff, what the hell?

414
00:14:55,796 --> 00:14:57,128
You've got a lot of gall.

415
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,730
In fact, if I measured
your gall level,

416
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,465
you would break
the gall level device.

417
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:03,754
It's called revenge, Amy.
I did what I had to do.

418
00:15:03,755 --> 00:15:06,586
What, you did... you did? Are you sure?

419
00:15:06,847 --> 00:15:09,180
How is stealing packages
from poor people

420
00:15:09,329 --> 00:15:10,538
"what you had to do?"

421
00:15:10,539 --> 00:15:12,357
What? No, I didn't take any packages.

422
00:15:12,358 --> 00:15:15,146
I just... I farted in your office.

423
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:16,247
Ew. What?

424
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,284
But if somebody is taking
packages from a charity,

425
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:20,418
that's a horrible person.

426
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,616
Yeah, I mean,

427
00:15:21,617 --> 00:15:23,254
unless they're doing something

428
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,233
equally charitable
with the packages,

429
00:15:25,234 --> 00:15:27,071
but, you know, that would be
really hard to know.

430
00:15:27,072 --> 00:15:29,072
Well, the next bus is gonna
get here in 20 minutes.

431
00:15:29,074 --> 00:15:30,541
What am I gonna give
these women?

432
00:15:30,543 --> 00:15:32,288
Why don't we just
give them some cash?

433
00:15:32,289 --> 00:15:33,777
I'm happy to contribute.
I've got...

434
00:15:33,779 --> 00:15:35,343
Glenn, don't worry about it.

435
00:15:35,344 --> 00:15:38,212
I'll go figure out how to not
send them away empty-handed.

436
00:15:41,420 --> 00:15:42,753
If you ever fart

437
00:15:42,755 --> 00:15:44,283
in my best friend's office again,

438
00:15:45,424 --> 00:15:47,791
it will be the last fart you ever fart.

439
00:15:51,630 --> 00:15:53,330
I got you this.

440
00:15:53,332 --> 00:15:56,266
This is a map of the night stars

441
00:15:56,268 --> 00:15:58,350
over St. Louis where we met.

442
00:15:59,505 --> 00:16:02,906
That's... ah, wow, that is so...

443
00:16:02,908 --> 00:16:06,588
useful to anyone in St. Louis, really.

444
00:16:06,979 --> 00:16:08,412
I just... I just...

445
00:16:08,414 --> 00:16:11,476
oh, you just make me feel so electric

446
00:16:11,477 --> 00:16:13,617
since you started flirting with me.

447
00:16:13,619 --> 00:16:15,925
I mean, that is just...

448
00:16:18,123 --> 00:16:19,790
No, no, no, no.

449
00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:21,458
Sorry. I'm so sorry, Judy.

450
00:16:21,460 --> 00:16:24,127
I just... this... I think
there was a misunderstanding.

451
00:16:24,129 --> 00:16:26,430
- Oh.
- I was only being friendly.

452
00:16:26,432 --> 00:16:29,132
I was definitely not flirting.

453
00:16:29,134 --> 00:16:32,169
I guess I felt that
that was understood

454
00:16:32,171 --> 00:16:35,038
because we're... obviously!

455
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:37,975
I mean, not obvious,
'cause you know,

456
00:16:37,977 --> 00:16:40,877
you're gorgeous really,
for your cohort.

457
00:16:40,879 --> 00:16:42,646
He was just doing
it for charity.

458
00:16:42,648 --> 00:16:44,181
So you'd round up.

459
00:16:44,183 --> 00:16:45,482
Oh, oh... oh, you did this...

460
00:16:45,484 --> 00:16:48,051
you did this to me for 57 cents?

461
00:16:48,053 --> 00:16:50,320
- Oh, I feel so stupid.
- No.

462
00:16:50,322 --> 00:16:52,990
Oh, my God,
is this what catfishing is?

463
00:16:52,992 --> 00:16:55,158
No, no, no, no, it's not.

464
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:57,294
- Catfishing is...
- No, not the time.

465
00:16:57,296 --> 00:16:59,463
- What?
- Tell you later.

466
00:16:59,465 --> 00:17:02,232
Sorry for the wait, ladies.

467
00:17:02,234 --> 00:17:04,001
Here you go. Zephra cares.

468
00:17:04,003 --> 00:17:06,503
You can wait till you're on
the bus to open those.

469
00:17:06,505 --> 00:17:08,538
There's just tape

470
00:17:08,540 --> 00:17:11,308
and some loose grapes in here.

471
00:17:11,310 --> 00:17:12,876
Oh! Ooh.

472
00:17:12,878 --> 00:17:17,047
You got the antioxidant package.

473
00:17:17,049 --> 00:17:17,948
Yes.

474
00:17:17,950 --> 00:17:20,217
Grapes are so important for the skin,

475
00:17:20,219 --> 00:17:23,920
and skin is so important for the face.

476
00:17:23,922 --> 00:17:25,088
Mm-hmm.

477
00:17:25,090 --> 00:17:26,898
Then how come I
didn't get any grapes?

478
00:17:26,899 --> 00:17:31,194
Well, all of the packages
are different because...

479
00:17:31,196 --> 00:17:34,364
because the female
experience is not a monolith,

480
00:17:34,366 --> 00:17:35,732
am I right, gals?

481
00:17:35,734 --> 00:17:38,918
I mean, we don't all eat grapes.

482
00:17:40,339 --> 00:17:41,605
Right?

483
00:17:41,607 --> 00:17:44,006
This hairbrush is clearly used.

484
00:17:44,877 --> 00:17:46,357
Did you go through my desk?

485
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,609
You haul us down here just
to give us a bunch of junk?

486
00:17:51,610 --> 00:17:53,276
What is this, some kind of a joke?

487
00:17:53,278 --> 00:17:54,811
No, I promise you, this is...

488
00:17:54,813 --> 00:17:56,179
You think you can
treat us like crap

489
00:17:56,181 --> 00:17:59,048
just because you have
a nice job and a nice coat.

490
00:17:59,050 --> 00:18:01,150
Ladies, it's not like that.

491
00:18:01,152 --> 00:18:03,186
That coat is from Ross.

492
00:18:03,188 --> 00:18:04,487
I found the thief.

493
00:18:04,489 --> 00:18:06,817
It was Cheyenne.
She took the care packages.

494
00:18:06,897 --> 00:18:09,764
I'm telling you, somebody
just put this in my locker.

495
00:18:09,766 --> 00:18:12,634
I haven't stolen anything
in, like, a really long time.

496
00:18:12,635 --> 00:18:15,867
Okay, I'm sure that there's
an explanation for this.

497
00:18:15,868 --> 00:18:17,547
My employees are not criminals.

498
00:18:17,548 --> 00:18:19,240
Well, actually, some of them are,

499
00:18:19,242 --> 00:18:20,575
but everyone deserves
a second chance.

500
00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:21,876
This is not the point, Amy.

501
00:18:21,878 --> 00:18:23,400
It wasn't Cheyenne!

502
00:18:24,047 --> 00:18:26,447
And I know that
because I have a hunch.

503
00:18:26,449 --> 00:18:28,105
I have a very good hunch.

504
00:18:28,106 --> 00:18:29,457
Wait, it was Glenn.

505
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,953
He's lying right now
because he stole the stuff.

506
00:18:31,955 --> 00:18:33,721
Not so dumb now.

507
00:18:33,723 --> 00:18:35,765
I figured it out.

508
00:18:36,226 --> 00:18:37,625
It was obvious to everyone, huh?

509
00:18:37,627 --> 00:18:38,960
- Yes.
- Pretty obvious.

510
00:18:38,962 --> 00:18:40,295
- So obvious.
- Yeah, we all got that.

511
00:18:40,297 --> 00:18:41,351
- Yeah.
- Fine!

512
00:18:42,026 --> 00:18:43,464
I gave them to the staff.

513
00:18:43,466 --> 00:18:46,111
Why? Glenn, what were you thinking?

514
00:18:46,112 --> 00:18:48,227
Our people are struggling, Amy.

515
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:49,690
Okay, you know what?

516
00:18:49,806 --> 00:18:52,709
Just... you're gonna have to get
the packages back.

517
00:18:52,711 --> 00:18:53,795
Oh.

518
00:18:53,802 --> 00:18:55,743
Well, you almost pulled off
a Robin Hood,

519
00:18:55,745 --> 00:18:56,945
except you gave to the poor

520
00:18:56,947 --> 00:18:58,713
by stealing from the really poor.

521
00:18:58,715 --> 00:19:00,492
He's picturing the
fox Robin Hood.

522
00:19:00,493 --> 00:19:02,633
I'm picturing the man one.

523
00:19:03,778 --> 00:19:05,787
Your total is $23.87.

524
00:19:05,789 --> 00:19:07,288
Would you like to
round up for charity?

525
00:19:07,290 --> 00:19:09,348
- Sure.
- What's 13 cents, right?

526
00:19:10,154 --> 00:19:12,654
I'd rather not comment
on your finances.

527
00:19:18,234 --> 00:19:19,367
Jerry.

528
00:19:19,369 --> 00:19:21,636
You didn't have to come.
I told you to forget about it.

529
00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:23,504
I did, but then I remembered again.

530
00:19:23,506 --> 00:19:24,597
Hey, Jerry.

531
00:19:25,008 --> 00:19:26,226
Sandra told me

532
00:19:26,269 --> 00:19:28,511
you tried to make her do stuff
with men for money.

533
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,426
What... oh, oh. Earlier today?

534
00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:33,414
No, that was... that was just talking.

535
00:19:33,416 --> 00:19:35,246
Let me make myself perfectly clear.

536
00:19:35,986 --> 00:19:37,252
I don't like that.

537
00:19:37,787 --> 00:19:40,028
Jerry, please calm down.

538
00:19:40,357 --> 00:19:42,178
I've never seen him this angry.

539
00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:44,118
If you ever mess
with my marriage again,

540
00:19:44,461 --> 00:19:46,557
I will hate it.

541
00:19:47,543 --> 00:19:49,043
Got it. Understood.

542
00:19:49,294 --> 00:19:51,171
Sandra, could you bring
home some magazines?

543
00:19:51,848 --> 00:19:52,916
Bye, Jonah.

544
00:19:53,223 --> 00:19:54,526
Bye, Jer.

545
00:19:55,825 --> 00:19:57,236
Take notes, Jonah.

546
00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,354
That's marriage material.

547
00:20:00,477 --> 00:20:03,151
And yes, he reads magazines.

548
00:20:07,017 --> 00:20:09,617
So probably doesn't look
great for the profile

549
00:20:09,619 --> 00:20:11,652
that we were robbing
the homeless, huh?

550
00:20:11,654 --> 00:20:13,354
I mean, robbing the homeless

551
00:20:13,356 --> 00:20:15,902
is probably not exactly
how I'll frame it,

552
00:20:16,393 --> 00:20:19,060
but, you know,
it's kind of a nice story.

553
00:20:19,062 --> 00:20:20,995
Coworkers helping each other.

554
00:20:20,997 --> 00:20:23,153
One big Zephra family.

555
00:20:23,169 --> 00:20:25,366
Um, Cheyenne, could you come
over here for a second?

556
00:20:25,621 --> 00:20:26,915
Oh, yeah, sure.

557
00:20:27,036 --> 00:20:30,549
I would actually love to get
just, like, a quick shot

558
00:20:30,599 --> 00:20:32,666
of Amy handing you
one of the care packages,

559
00:20:32,668 --> 00:20:35,013
you know, just, like,
helping an employee in need.

560
00:20:35,045 --> 00:20:37,434
Oh, I'm not in need.

561
00:20:37,580 --> 00:20:39,680
If you wanna talk to a sad person,

562
00:20:39,682 --> 00:20:41,182
you should go find Justine.

563
00:20:41,184 --> 00:20:43,718
Yeah, we probably don't need a photo.

564
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,581
It'll just take one second. Great.

565
00:20:46,582 --> 00:20:48,890
Oh, wait, so that's gonna end up online,

566
00:20:48,892 --> 00:20:51,444
like, with my face on it and stuff?

567
00:20:51,761 --> 00:20:52,827
Mm-hmm.

568
00:20:52,829 --> 00:20:55,048
Yeah, I think maybe
you don't wanna post those

569
00:20:55,565 --> 00:20:57,565
'cause of, like, optics, right?

570
00:20:57,567 --> 00:20:59,100
I mean, it could come off

571
00:20:59,102 --> 00:21:01,736
that Zephra employees get paid so little

572
00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:03,152
that they rely on charity to...

573
00:21:03,153 --> 00:21:06,556
Oh, I don't really think
anyone's connecting those dots.

574
00:21:06,575 --> 00:21:08,985
Plus you guys look so awesome, right?

575
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:10,304
Cute.

576
00:21:13,191 --> 00:21:14,976
She took so many photos today

577
00:21:14,977 --> 00:21:16,977
that one probably won't even get posted.

578
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:19,446
It will Amy. I'm gorgeous.

579
00:21:21,773 --> 00:21:22,899
Sucks.

580
00:21:22,924 --> 00:21:29,976
credits