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I'm the town crier, here to wish
you a happy Harvest Day.

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We're gonna kick off festivities
with a play

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commemorating the first-ever Harvest Day,

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which was celebrated, peacefully,

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by King Cragnoor's knights
and the native Leaf People.

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Give a round of applause.

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How adorable.

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Do you think
this performance will mention

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how we murdered the Leaf People
and stole their land?

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Come on, Al. History always gets
whitewashed over time.

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The genocide happened three years ago.

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We were all there.

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Once upon a time, there was
a tribe called the Leaf People,

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who, for years, lived just
outside of Lower Murkford,

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doing whatever it is they did.

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Corn.

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Then the noble King Cragnoor
led an expedition

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to the Leaf Person territory

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in order to... be friends with them.

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Hello. I'm King Cragnoor the Kind,

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and I love the Leaf People.

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Oh, wonderful.

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Can I have this land, please?

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Yes. We do not want it.

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Goodbye.

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And then the Leaf People...

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uh, just... you know, they went away.

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Bye-bye!

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We killed them!

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And that's why once a year,
on Harvest Day,

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we celebrate peace, togetherness,

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and the winning spirit of Lower Murkford.

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The end.

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Why are you clapping?

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I know the play was problematic,

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but the little kid who played
Cragnoor was electric.

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Happy Harvest Day!

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Encore.

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Gosh! That bone stew is
smelling great, Dad.

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Wouldn't be Harvest Day without it.

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I'm so excited for Uncle Bert
to get here.

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You guys think you'll
tell your famous wolf story?

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We just might.

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Are you excited, Al?

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I mean, no, not really.

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Me and Bert fight every year,
and I hate him.

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I know you're not too crazy
about his politics.

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Yeah, the guy is nuts.

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He voted for King Cragnoor. That's crazy.

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Why is that crazy?

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Because we're a monarchy.
We don't even get a vote.

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Uncle Bert just wrote "Cragnoor"
on a piece of paper

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and threw it at the castle

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because he loves the guy so much.

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I know, but can we just...
have a nice dinner?

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And Bert's my little brother,

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and I don't get to see him very often.

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And, I mean, he did have
a pretty rough year.

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I can be civil.

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As long as he can be civil, too,

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there won't be any problems.

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Ooh! They're here.

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Bert alert!

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Cousin Chip, Cousin Tunt!

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Ooh!

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Ow!

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How the hell you doing?

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Can't complain.

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Oh, there's our little bookworm.

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- Ah!
- Hi, Uncle Bert.

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So, Al just started
in the family business.

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Oh, putting that fancy degree
to good use, huh?

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Pow! Bert alert!

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Hey, be a doll,

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uncork that bottle for me here.

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Thanks, hon.

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Sure thing, Uncle Bert.

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Chauncley, your aunt and uncles are here.

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King Trex.

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King Morgdon.

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Queen Gamillagoor.

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Lord Vexler.

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Have you ever noticed how
my family is just so...

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I don't know... stiff
and formal with each other?

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Let us shake hands in acknowledgement

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of each other's presence.

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Let us.

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It's just like, where's
the love, you know?

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You come from a family
of insane warlords.

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You're lucky they aren't
killing each other.

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It would just be nice if
we could bond for once.

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You know, if we can't connect
as a family on Harvest Day,

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then when can we?

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Prince, if I were you,

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I would just stay out of the way

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and let the day pass without incident.

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Or I could curate a fun series
of games and other icebreakers

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that will tear down the walls
my relatives have put up.

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Did someone say "Family Game Night"?

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N-No.

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I did. It was me.

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Shall we commence with small talk

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about how traffic was on the way here?

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Hmm. 'Twas rough.

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Color 42!

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Hut, hut, hike!

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Hey, how was the trip over, Bert?

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Oh, not good.

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We stopped at breakfast
in Middle Murkford.

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And we had this guy serving us.

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Jesus, he smelled like he just
got off the spice trail.

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So I said to him, "Hey, pal,
I don't know where on the map

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you come from, but around here,

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there ain't no sea monsters
and we wash our ass."

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Ooh, ooh, ooh! I forgot.

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I'm supposed to
watch my words around this one.

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Huh?

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You're a grown man.

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You're allowed to say
whatever's on your mind.

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Yeah, for now.

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Pretty soon, you won't be able
to say anything anymore.

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Hey, I have an idea.

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Why don't we all say
what we're grateful for.

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I'll start.

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I'm grateful for this beautiful
home, my wonderful son,

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and my brilliant, talented daughter.

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And I'm grateful for my boys.

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But, more than anything,

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I'm grateful that I live in Murkford,

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and that's something that we all
should be grateful for.

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And you can thank King Cragnoor for that.

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Well...

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I might argue that Cragnoor
is the absolute worst king

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in the history of the entire realm.

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You're young.

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You haven't been out in the real world.

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I mean, you don't...
you don't know how it works.

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Says the guy who's hardly
ever left the swamp.

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Uh-oh. I think the claws are coming out.

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Pow! Bert alert!

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Round 1, Uncle Bert.

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Please excuse me.

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Hey, Al, come back downstairs.

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The bone stew is almost ready.

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And I think dad and Uncle Bert
might tell the wolf story soon.

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Yeah, I'll come down in a bit.

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And when I do, Uncle Bert and I

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are going to have a very
interesting conversation.

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Come on, Al. Be nice to Uncle Bert.

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He's had a really rough year.

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You know what happened between
him and Aunt Rhonda.

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That doesn't give him a pass
to be a full-blown nightmare.

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Come on. Dad said that you can't
fight with Uncle Bert.

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Yeah, he said I can't fight with him.

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He did not say I can't
carefully outfox him

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with a set of well-researched
political talking points,

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all backed up with objective
statistics and facts.

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That's just 'cause Dad doesn't
know those words.

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Alright, that is how you play charades.

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So, who'd like to go first?

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Uncle Morgdon, how about you?

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I accept.

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So, I just pretend to do the thing

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that it says on the paper.

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Yes, exactly.

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Very well.

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Um...

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Beheading a man.

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Clubbing the head of a rival queen.

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Beheading an innocent man.

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Hurling a corpse off a mountain.

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I don't think you heard what I said.

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I said beheading an innocent man.

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No.

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Oh, oh. Shh. No talking.

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- Fishing.
- Correct.

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Oh! Fishing!

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That was fun.

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- Yes, that was fun.
- I enjoyed myself also.

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I, too, am enjoying myself.

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Uh, this is nice.

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Yes. It feels good to be
the winner of the game...

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and, therefore, the best.

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Chauncley... introduce the next game.

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Absolutely.

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Told you.

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Stew's almost ready.

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Hey! She lives.

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- Hey, Bert.
- Hey.

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Oh, you work in the
sludge-mining industry, right?

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That's right. Local 13.

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Right. You know, I heard

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an interesting little factoid
the other day.

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Did you know
that King Cragnoor doesn't use

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locally mined sludge in his castle moat?

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That's fake.

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What?

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People like you just believe the lies

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that the town crier is trying
to shove down your mutton-hole.

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Don't fall for it.

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King Cragnoor is the best thing
that ever happened to Murkford.

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- Amen, brother.
- Amen.

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Mikey, what the hell?
You're on Uncle Bert's side?

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Sorry, Al.
He's a lot louder than you are.

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- Pow!
- Bert alert!

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A, uh, uh, uh, gauntlet.

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Um... a castle keep.

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No.

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Um, a-a-Um, a map.

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Is it a cloud? I don't know.

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It doesn't look like anything.

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- Time's up.
- 'Twas an eagle.

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What?!

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One wing, other wing, the tail.

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Have you ever even seen an eagle?!

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You are the one
who has not seen an eagle.

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You do not know what I have seen.

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Prince, things are getting too heated.

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Let's just serve dinner and get
these maniacs out of here.

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No, no, no. Everything's fine.

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I'll just calm things down
with a-a lighter game.

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Hey, gang, why don't we play
something else?

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So, this next game is called
"Never Have I Ever."

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I say something that I've never done,

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and if you have done that thing,

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then you get to take a little drink.

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Okay. I've got one.

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Never have I ever brought shame
upon my kingdom

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due to my own incompetence and cowardice.

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Was that supposed to be directed at me?

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Well, it definitely isn't me.

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Maybe it was directed at all of you.

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Guys, we don't even have to play a game.

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We can just have
a lovely dinner together.

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Never have I ever been closer

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to pulling my sword on my own kin!

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- Nor have I.
- Nor have I.

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Nor I.

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Okay.

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To vengeance!

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It is done!

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I have slain my siblings!

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Family is nothing!

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Happy Harvest Day!

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Now, that was fun!

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No, you can't possibly deny that

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ever since King Cragnoor took over,

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poverty has been at an all-time
high in Lower Murkford.

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Because your generation just
doesn't want to work hard.

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Hey, this stew's just about ready.

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I can... I can smell the bones
getting soft.

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If you're looking to change
your lot in life,

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all you got to do is pull
yourself up by your bootstraps.

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That's how Cragnoor did it.

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Cragnoor was born into royalty.

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You're being stupid.

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Careful, Al. You might hurt my feelings.

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Oh, my God!

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You're impossible!

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This stew is really good.

262
00:12:07,974 --> 00:12:10,371
Al, you're the one who brought
all this stuff up.

263
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:13,030
I-I don't see why you have to
get so emotional.

264
00:12:13,055 --> 00:12:14,821
- Emotional?
- Yeah.

265
00:12:14,846 --> 00:12:17,080
Emotional?! Well,
you know what, Uncle Bert?!

266
00:12:17,105 --> 00:12:18,704
I bet you were pretty emotional

267
00:12:18,729 --> 00:12:21,564
when your wife left you
for the town baker!

268
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,136
Pow! Al alert, bitch!

269
00:12:36,392 --> 00:12:38,121
It's true.

270
00:12:40,906 --> 00:12:42,557
Boys, um...

271
00:12:43,290 --> 00:12:46,081
I know I told you that your mom was away

272
00:12:46,106 --> 00:12:48,974
on a long business trip, but, um...

273
00:12:49,142 --> 00:12:50,545
I, uh...

274
00:12:52,519 --> 00:12:56,788
I lied because I was too embarrassed

275
00:12:56,813 --> 00:12:59,013
to tell you the truth.

276
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,765
Your mother left me because I...

277
00:13:03,653 --> 00:13:05,719
I wasn't able to...

278
00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:08,149
please her, sexually.

279
00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:12,273
So she ran off with the town baker

280
00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:17,141
because he was better at
having sex with her than I was.

281
00:13:24,758 --> 00:13:25,955
Pow.

282
00:13:27,234 --> 00:13:28,333
Sad alert.

283
00:13:30,573 --> 00:13:31,721
Bert...

284
00:13:32,172 --> 00:13:34,139
- she didn't mean to...
- Bert...

285
00:13:34,164 --> 00:13:37,932
I think it's time that we got going here.

286
00:13:37,957 --> 00:13:41,091
I was gonna give you this
after dinner, but, um...

287
00:13:42,528 --> 00:13:43,743
...here.

288
00:13:44,594 --> 00:13:46,621
Your dad said you like books.

289
00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:49,754
I don't know what they are or anything,

290
00:13:49,756 --> 00:13:51,756
but, uh, the lady at the shop...

291
00:13:51,758 --> 00:13:54,092
she said that you'd like that one, so...

292
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:58,560
Come on, boys. Let's go home
to our studio apartment.

293
00:14:05,205 --> 00:14:07,138
I'm sorry, Dad.

294
00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:09,774
Oh, it's... it's okay.

295
00:14:10,655 --> 00:14:14,342
I mean, uh, I guess, well,
you know, you tried your best.

296
00:14:15,815 --> 00:14:18,353
Yeah, so, the stew's ready.
You two should, uh...

297
00:14:19,497 --> 00:14:21,464
I'm just gonna go to bed.

298
00:14:37,725 --> 00:14:39,362
Uncle Bert?

299
00:14:40,465 --> 00:14:42,140
Uncle Bert.

300
00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:46,684
Your dad is no good, boys.

301
00:14:46,709 --> 00:14:49,176
He belongs in the mud.

302
00:14:50,549 --> 00:14:52,449
Hey, Uncle Bert.

303
00:14:54,818 --> 00:14:56,218
Hey.

304
00:14:56,411 --> 00:15:00,112
Listen, I'm sorry for what
I said back at the house.

305
00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:03,011
That was a cheap shot.

306
00:15:04,648 --> 00:15:06,481
But, yeah, I...

307
00:15:06,721 --> 00:15:08,387
Yeah, I guess I had it coming.

308
00:15:08,389 --> 00:15:09,459
I...

309
00:15:09,461 --> 00:15:13,225
I shouldn't have been pushing
your buttons like that.

310
00:15:14,656 --> 00:15:16,805
I know we don't see
eye-to-eye on everything,

311
00:15:16,830 --> 00:15:19,925
but how about we just put that aside,

312
00:15:20,001 --> 00:15:21,821
at least for the rest of tonight?

313
00:15:22,509 --> 00:15:24,009
What do you say?

314
00:15:24,034 --> 00:15:25,444
Truce?

315
00:15:27,077 --> 00:15:28,562
Truce.

316
00:15:31,396 --> 00:15:34,130
Okay. Come on, boys.

317
00:15:41,542 --> 00:15:44,342
Hey, buddy!

318
00:15:44,525 --> 00:15:46,258
How you doing?

319
00:15:47,161 --> 00:15:50,999
I just wanted one normal holiday
with my family.

320
00:15:51,631 --> 00:15:54,861
And, instead, I have turned this
into the worst Harvest Day ever.

321
00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:59,638
No. I mean, technically,
the first Harvest Day was worse,

322
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:01,440
in terms of death count.

323
00:16:01,442 --> 00:16:05,090
Hey, what do you say we eat
those dead people's desserts?

324
00:16:05,092 --> 00:16:06,612
No. Thank you.

325
00:16:06,614 --> 00:16:09,482
I think I just need to get out
of the castle for a bit.

326
00:16:25,989 --> 00:16:28,560
Hey, great stew, Dad.

327
00:16:29,070 --> 00:16:30,306
Oh.

328
00:16:30,783 --> 00:16:32,449
Yeah, thanks.

329
00:16:36,710 --> 00:16:40,647
So, anyone got
any big plans for the year?

330
00:16:41,149 --> 00:16:42,417
Nope.

331
00:16:50,436 --> 00:16:54,093
Hey, Uncle Bert, what was that one story

332
00:16:54,095 --> 00:16:57,167
about you and Dad and the wolf?

333
00:16:58,126 --> 00:16:59,132
Oh.

334
00:16:59,543 --> 00:17:02,501
Why, that is a crazy story.

335
00:17:02,503 --> 00:17:04,737
- Yeah.
- So, yeah, yeah, one night,

336
00:17:04,739 --> 00:17:06,739
um, me and your old man here,

337
00:17:06,741 --> 00:17:10,709
we, uh... we accidentally left
the door to the house open

338
00:17:10,711 --> 00:17:11,811
when we went to bed.

339
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,479
Big mistake.

340
00:17:13,481 --> 00:17:15,948
And, uh, guess what
showed up in the kitchen

341
00:17:15,950 --> 00:17:17,616
in the middle of the night!

342
00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:19,147
What?

343
00:17:19,854 --> 00:17:21,320
- A wolf!
- A wolf!

344
00:17:23,004 --> 00:17:23,913
No way!

345
00:17:23,915 --> 00:17:24,886
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

346
00:17:24,888 --> 00:17:26,388
Then our old man gets on our case

347
00:17:26,390 --> 00:17:28,021
- for leaving the door open.
- Oh, God.

348
00:17:28,023 --> 00:17:30,025
He gives us this big ax and he says,

349
00:17:30,027 --> 00:17:32,832
"Now get out there in the forest
and don't come back

350
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:35,835
until you kill that damn wolf."

351
00:17:37,744 --> 00:17:38,938
Aw, nuts!

352
00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:41,073
Just when the night was getting started.

353
00:17:41,075 --> 00:17:43,479
I'll do a liquor run.
You guys keep talking.

354
00:17:43,481 --> 00:17:45,311
- Oh, thanks, honey.
- Aww!

355
00:17:45,313 --> 00:17:47,513
We were just 4 and 5 years old.

356
00:17:47,515 --> 00:17:48,960
Never killed before.

357
00:17:48,962 --> 00:17:50,365
We're out there for days.

358
00:17:50,367 --> 00:17:54,103
We get captured by a band of Visigoths.

359
00:17:56,887 --> 00:17:59,422
- I love you, Daddy.
- I love you, too, sweetie.

360
00:17:59,448 --> 00:18:00,847
- Happy Harvest Day.

361
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,642
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

362
00:18:08,603 --> 00:18:09,802
Oh!

363
00:18:09,804 --> 00:18:11,170
Chauncley, hey.

364
00:18:11,172 --> 00:18:12,183
What are you doing in town?

365
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:14,675
Hey, Al. I-I was just
going for a little walk.

366
00:18:14,729 --> 00:18:16,262
How's your Harvest Day going?

367
00:18:16,358 --> 00:18:19,657
It's... actually
starting to be kind of fun.

368
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,061
How about you?

369
00:18:21,703 --> 00:18:24,674
My dad just killed all of my
relatives in front of me, so...

370
00:18:24,699 --> 00:18:26,608
Holy shit.

371
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:27,940
Are you okay?

372
00:18:28,069 --> 00:18:29,332
Yes. No, I'm fine.

373
00:18:29,357 --> 00:18:31,123
Yeah, don't worry about me.

374
00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:33,792
Well, I will let you get
back to the festivities.

375
00:18:33,794 --> 00:18:36,061
Mm. Happy Harvest Day.

376
00:18:36,063 --> 00:18:37,725
Wait. Uh...

377
00:18:38,056 --> 00:18:40,624
- do you want to come over?
- R-really?

378
00:18:40,649 --> 00:18:42,079
I mean, it's... it's pretty low-key.

379
00:18:42,104 --> 00:18:44,671
We're just sitting around,
talking, and playing games.

380
00:18:45,072 --> 00:18:46,417
You're playing games?

381
00:18:46,442 --> 00:18:47,675
You in?

382
00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:48,904
Yes, I'm in.

383
00:18:48,929 --> 00:18:50,695
Great.

384
00:18:52,313 --> 00:18:54,675
Oh, you have
a little blood in your hair.

385
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,567
Oh. Sorry. I thought I got it all off.

386
00:18:56,592 --> 00:18:59,426
My dad is not what you'd call
a gentle murderer.

387
00:18:59,451 --> 00:19:02,018
- Ah. Yeah, he sucks.
- Mm-hmm.

388
00:19:02,043 --> 00:19:04,477
But do me a favor...
when we get to the house,

389
00:19:04,502 --> 00:19:05,868
no talking about politics.

390
00:19:05,893 --> 00:19:07,393
Oh, yeah, absolutely. Fine with me.

391
00:19:07,418 --> 00:19:08,755
Cool. Thanks, dude.

392
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:10,838
These ugly ducks.

393
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,087
Blowing the bugs off your pillow?

394
00:19:18,003 --> 00:19:19,571
Having a heatstroke at work.

395
00:19:20,371 --> 00:19:22,289
Reviving a dying friend.

396
00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:23,618
Time!

397
00:19:23,816 --> 00:19:26,941
I was blowing on a hot goose-egg
omelet before your midday feast.

398
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,403
Oh!

399
00:19:28,405 --> 00:19:30,338
- So close.
- Hard one.

400
00:19:30,340 --> 00:19:31,631
You did well, though.

401
00:19:31,633 --> 00:19:34,616
Alright, well, how much
do I owe you for losing?

402
00:19:34,844 --> 00:19:36,926
Uh, no, you don't have to pay me.

403
00:19:36,928 --> 00:19:38,025
It's just a game.

404
00:19:38,027 --> 00:19:39,347
Alright! Money in the bank!

405
00:19:39,349 --> 00:19:40,415
Wow!

406
00:19:41,839 --> 00:19:46,776
Okay, my turn, my turn.
Danh, danh, danh-danh-da.

407
00:19:47,461 --> 00:19:49,175
Oh, I don't know how to read.

408
00:19:49,177 --> 00:19:51,025
Um, so I'm gonna pretend to be a dog.

409
00:19:55,416 --> 00:20:02,616
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