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- T.G.I.F. Am I right?
- You're telling me.

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Been folding laundry since 3:00 a.m.

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Got blisters on my fingers
and bunions on my toes.

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I tell you the king's horse
kicked me in the head?

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It's been a rough one, that's for sure.

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Absolutely. It's been a rough
week in the castle, too.

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Wednesday's bath?

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So tepid.

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And don't even get me started
on the lavender bath oils.

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I mean, is it too much to ask
for a spritz of honeysuckle?

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T.G.I. bath.

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Is that it? Is that the one you said?

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I'd best get back to work, then.

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Yeah.

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- Oh.
- Well, I mean, I-I think...

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I think you have another
few minutes on your break.

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We prefer to just be done.

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- Aah!
- Oh, God.

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I'm... I'm so sorry, Stan.
I forget you were down there.

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"Sorry"?

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I see.

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Lovely work, though, as always.

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Damn it, I told you to kill
Count Peter, not Friar Peter.

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You know what?
I can't deal with this anymore.

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Just kill all the Peters.

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Any Peter, just kill him.

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Good morning, Lord Vexler.

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Can this wait, Prince Chauncley?

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I'm having kind of a tough day
on the job.

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As it happens, that is why I am here.

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I've decided that I, too,
would like a job.

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You already have a job...
heir to the throne.

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That's not enough anymore.

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I want to do something real.

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Something I can take pride in.

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I don't care if it's
the humblest job in the kingdom.

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Wowie.

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This place is fancy-nancy.

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So, uh, I assume I'm here to be tortured?

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Actually, I was wondering
if your business

42
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was hiring at the moment?

43
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Nah, I-I can't really afford
to hire anyone right now.

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I'm working 140 hours a week,

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and my take-home's half a coin.

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And that's not a big coin, either.

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You know, usually it's one
of the little guys.

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Well, I have some good news.

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I found you someone who will
work for you for free.

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Starting today, Prince Chauncley
will be your intern.

51
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Huh.

52
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Does he have any shoveling experience?

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Oh, no way.

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He doesn't even know how to use a spoon.

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I have to feed him soup like he's a baby.

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So no qualifications.

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I'll tell you his qualifications...

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He's the king's son.

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So no matter how badly he screws up,

60
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you're gonna tell him
that he's doing a great job.

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And if you don't...

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Got it.

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That means you'll kill me, right,

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when you did the neck thing?

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- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.

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Just wanted to make sure
we're on the same page.

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- Thank you.
- Okay.

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All right, I hereby call
to order this meeting

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of the Lower Murkford
Two Ladies Book Club.

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This month, we're reading
Virgil's "Aeneid."

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Maggie, I "nee-id" to hear your thoughts.

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Well, I "book" forward
to telling you them.

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And I also am here.

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Look, Mikey, it's... it's fine
that followed us here.

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It's just that this club
is really for people

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who've read the book.

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This is my one day off.

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And I really... I just want
to catch up with Maggie

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and my reading and...

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Yeah, I get it.

81
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Great.

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Catch you later, buddy.

83
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Yeah. I'll catch you later, buddy.

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So...

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Agh!

86
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Don't hurt me! Don't hurt me!

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Sorry, friend.

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We mistook you for a wealthy noble.

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Release him!

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Wait!

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Who are you guys?

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Us?

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We're the Merry Band.

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We take from the rich
and give to the poor,

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whilst living every day as an adventure.

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Wow.

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So you guys just hang out as,
like, a whole group together?

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You can join us if you wish.

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- Really? Yeah.
- There's just one condition.

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You must be willing to...

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Wha...

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Wow.

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Huzzah! Huzzah!

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So, now we go and give it to the poor?

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Nah. Now we call Jerry.

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To buy drugs.

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Yo, Jerry!

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Got the same shit from last week?

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- Yeah.
- 5 coins an ounce.

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Price is going up, huh?

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Let me get a little taste.

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Yeah.

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Whew! That's good shit right there.

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Okay, boss, tell me how it's done.

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Yeah. I mean, the job's easy enough.

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All you do is, you knock on the door,

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shovel it up, collect the money.

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That's it. You got it?

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- Easy-peasy!
- Right.

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- Come in.
- Hello.

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Any notes?

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Uh...

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No. No.

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That was good, what you did.

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She's dead!

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Oh, shoot. I forgot to collect the money.

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Should I go back in and grab it?

128
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No. Don't worry about it.

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They paid... in their own way.

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Yikes. We better boogie.

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Yes, back to work!

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Oh. Hey, Al.

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Oh, hey, bud.

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What... What's that?

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Oh, um... Oh, it's nothing.

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I'm just, like, kind of
in a merry band now.

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Merry band?

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You mean those burnouts in the woods?

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Mikey, that's a gang.

140
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No, they're not. They're cool.

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They sing and dance.

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They've got one song, and it's terrible.

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It's very repetitive.

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They rhyme "merry band"
with "merry band" a lot.

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And it's all just very loud and sweaty.

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Mikey, you... you shouldn't hang
out with those guys anymore.

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Yeah, well, um,
I'll catch you later, bud.

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I have to say,
lunch tastes so much better

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when you've earned it
through a hard day's labor.

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Here comes the wagon.

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Neigh. Neigh.

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Mmm. Mmm!

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Well, I'm refreshed.

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Ready to go.

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Who is next on the route?

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Frank.

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He's a friend of mine.

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Always been there for me.
He's a good man.

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He's got a wife and kids.

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Oh. Well, I look forward
to entering his home

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and representing your business.

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Listen, uh, the thing is...

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maybe on this one, you don't go in there.

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Why not?

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Have I been doing a bad job?

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No!

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You've been doing such a good job,

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I-I want to give you a promotion.

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Oh. Wow!

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Okay. Uh, to what?

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You're gonna...

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watch for bears.

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Yeah. Here's what you do.

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Take this stick, okay?

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And I want you to walk about
50 to 400 feet behind me.

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Be real quiet.

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And if you see a bear, then hit him

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with the stick and shout
and... and yell, "Bear!"

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This way, I'll know there's
a bear, and, you know...

180
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it'll play out from there.

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I want you to know I do not
take this honor lightly, sir.

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To have earned your respect
through my hard work alone...

183
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it means the world to me.

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I would not trade this stick
for any gilded laurel.

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Okay, great.

186
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Bears, bears, bears.

187
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What ho, good fellows?

188
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Not good, man.

189
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The shit Jerry sold us
is [BLEEP] stepped-on.

190
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Oh, man. I'm having a bad day, too.

191
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You know, I was walking to my house,

192
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and I ran into my sister,
and she was being so annoying.

193
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She called you guys a gang.

194
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Can you believe that?

195
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You got a house?

196
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Uh... yeah.

197
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Are there valuables in there?

198
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I mean, like, a couple.

199
00:10:03,553 --> 00:10:04,953
- Why?
- Let's go there.

200
00:10:04,955 --> 00:10:06,487
To sing?

201
00:10:06,489 --> 00:10:08,723
- Let's go there.
- No.

202
00:10:08,748 --> 00:10:10,090
You know what?
Actually, Rocco, I'm sorry.

203
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It's just that, um...

204
00:10:12,428 --> 00:10:14,362
I'm not really supposed
to have people over.

205
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Come on, Mikey.

206
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We're not just people.
We're your friends.

207
00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:20,895
Yeah. Uh, um, okay.

208
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Follow me.

209
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Bears, bears, bears.

210
00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:34,382
Hey, kid. Are you all right?

211
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,651
Oh, yes. J-Just a little tired.

212
00:10:36,653 --> 00:10:37,852
T.G.I.F.

213
00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:39,621
You said it.

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I did.

215
00:10:43,793 --> 00:10:45,295
Smoke?

216
00:10:45,928 --> 00:10:48,062
Oh. Me?

217
00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:49,464
Yes. Thank you.

218
00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:54,802
Oh. Wow.

219
00:10:57,207 --> 00:11:01,209
Hey, you know who you kinda look like?

220
00:11:01,211 --> 00:11:02,968
That guy on the money.

221
00:11:03,345 --> 00:11:04,478
Oh, um, yes.

222
00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:06,480
Yeah. I get that a lot.

223
00:11:06,482 --> 00:11:08,082
But, no, that's... that's not me.

224
00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:10,150
I'm just a laborer.

225
00:11:10,152 --> 00:11:11,485
Well, good on you.

226
00:11:11,487 --> 00:11:13,353
That's what this town needs...

227
00:11:13,355 --> 00:11:15,767
plenty of hard-working young people.

228
00:11:15,792 --> 00:11:18,026
Mm, yes, and fewer bears.

229
00:11:21,564 --> 00:11:23,031
Oh, th-that's... that's my line, you see.

230
00:11:23,033 --> 00:11:24,769
I'm... I'm a bear watcher.

231
00:11:24,794 --> 00:11:26,461
What the hell is that?

232
00:11:26,613 --> 00:11:28,638
Well, you know, I follow behind my boss

233
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at a very great distance,

234
00:11:29,795 --> 00:11:32,187
and I wave a small stick
to fend off bears.

235
00:11:33,779 --> 00:11:39,147
And, uh, how many bears
did you fight off today?

236
00:11:40,543 --> 00:11:41,984
Well, um...

237
00:11:42,838 --> 00:11:44,552
Well, I-I suppose none.

238
00:11:47,485 --> 00:11:49,790
You got tricked good.

239
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:52,868
Yes, well, it's a very amusing jape.

240
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,198
Hey, kid.

241
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Watch out for bears.

242
00:12:06,099 --> 00:12:08,943
Hey, guys, just try not
to touch too much stuff, okay?

243
00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:10,210
Oh, um...

244
00:12:10,212 --> 00:12:11,279
What the hell is going on here?

245
00:12:11,281 --> 00:12:12,546
Oh, um, hey, Al.

246
00:12:12,548 --> 00:12:14,214
Sorry. We're just hanging.

247
00:12:14,216 --> 00:12:15,549
Hey, you can't smoke in here.

248
00:12:15,551 --> 00:12:18,419
- We have a thatched roof.
- Oh, sorry, Constable.

249
00:12:19,723 --> 00:12:22,156
Okay, that's it. Everyone out.

250
00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:23,758
What?! Out! Get out!

251
00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:24,959
- Al...
- Go! Out!

252
00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:25,894
What the...

253
00:12:25,896 --> 00:12:27,896
Hey, Rocco!

254
00:12:28,273 --> 00:12:29,897
What the heck, Al?

255
00:12:29,899 --> 00:12:30,831
We were just chilling.

256
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,500
Yeah, well, they robbed us.

257
00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:33,968
- What?
- Look!

258
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They stole my book.

259
00:12:35,105 --> 00:12:36,304
Well, no...

260
00:12:36,306 --> 00:12:38,372
Well, it couldn't have been them.

261
00:12:38,374 --> 00:12:40,708
Come on. They wouldn't steal. Those guys?

262
00:12:40,710 --> 00:12:42,757
Klepto Kyle? Sticky-Fingers Pete?

263
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Rocco the Convicted Thief?

264
00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,314
There's no way they'd do that.
They're my friends.

265
00:12:46,316 --> 00:12:47,582
They're not your friends, Mikey.

266
00:12:47,584 --> 00:12:49,049
They never wanted to hang out with you.

267
00:12:49,051 --> 00:12:51,219
They just knew you were an easy target.

268
00:12:54,256 --> 00:12:55,323
Oh.

269
00:12:55,896 --> 00:12:57,470
Mikey.

270
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,379
Shit.

271
00:13:17,613 --> 00:13:19,680
Look, Mikey, it's not your fault

272
00:13:19,682 --> 00:13:22,150
those guys turned out to be such jerks.

273
00:13:22,152 --> 00:13:25,486
And I know how hard it is
to feel different.

274
00:13:25,488 --> 00:13:27,081
No, you don't, Al.

275
00:13:27,423 --> 00:13:28,889
You're different in good ways.

276
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:31,559
You're smart and cool.
I'm just dumb and stupid.

277
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:33,227
That's why you don't like
hanging out with me.

278
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,923
I get it, you know?

279
00:13:35,860 --> 00:13:38,961
I do dumb things, like letting
those jerks steal your book.

280
00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:46,060
Maybe we can get it back.

281
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,310
How?

282
00:13:49,312 --> 00:13:50,605
I'm not sure.

283
00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:53,929
But maybe we can figure it out together?

284
00:14:00,190 --> 00:14:01,784
There he is.

285
00:14:02,725 --> 00:14:04,174
Congrats on a bear-free day.

286
00:14:04,199 --> 00:14:06,741
Stop lying to me, Mr. Shitshoveler.

287
00:14:06,922 --> 00:14:08,722
I know there are no bears.

288
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:11,781
Or at least far fewer
than you led me to believe.

289
00:14:12,091 --> 00:14:14,579
You were just trying to get rid of me
because you think I'm incompetent.

290
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,670
Oh, come on. I mean,
with all that soup you eat?

291
00:14:16,672 --> 00:14:18,653
You got to be regular as hell.

292
00:14:18,678 --> 00:14:21,144
No. I mean you think I'm bad at things.

293
00:14:21,343 --> 00:14:22,677
I don't think you're bad at things.

294
00:14:22,679 --> 00:14:23,878
Yes, I am.

295
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,604
I don't deserve to wear this smock.

296
00:14:31,626 --> 00:14:32,959
I'm stuck.

297
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:34,789
All right, don't worry.

298
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,093
Let's face it.

299
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:40,428
I'm...

300
00:14:40,430 --> 00:14:41,962
worthless.

301
00:14:42,106 --> 00:14:44,676
If I wasn't the son of the king,
I'd have nothing.

302
00:14:45,902 --> 00:14:48,336
I mean, it's hard to argue with that.

303
00:14:51,041 --> 00:14:52,373
But it's not your fault.

304
00:14:53,191 --> 00:14:54,333
Why not?

305
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,963
Well, your problem isn't that
you're bad at things.

306
00:14:56,988 --> 00:15:00,020
It's that people don't tell you
that you're bad at things.

307
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:02,784
Including me.

308
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,722
All right, how about this?

309
00:15:07,724 --> 00:15:08,856
Clean slate.

310
00:15:08,858 --> 00:15:10,858
You start right from the beginning.

311
00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:14,128
And this time, if you screw up,
I'll let you know.

312
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:15,396
Really?

313
00:15:15,398 --> 00:15:16,731
Really.

314
00:15:16,733 --> 00:15:20,200
So, let's go over some
shovel motions, all right?

315
00:15:20,202 --> 00:15:22,670
The first one you're gonna
master is the scoop.

316
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:23,501
Scoop.

317
00:15:23,526 --> 00:15:25,650
All right, so, what you're gonna wanna do

318
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,608
is get your blade close to the ground.

319
00:15:27,610 --> 00:15:28,740
- Mm-hmm.
- Right?

320
00:15:28,742 --> 00:15:29,810
- Like this.
- Yeah.

321
00:15:29,812 --> 00:15:31,412
- Yeah.
- Now give it a shot.

322
00:15:31,414 --> 00:15:32,881
- Okay.
- Yeah.

323
00:15:41,763 --> 00:15:43,091
She's dead!

324
00:15:43,093 --> 00:15:44,792
Any notes?

325
00:15:44,876 --> 00:15:45,880
You did bad.

326
00:15:46,033 --> 00:15:47,828
- Mm.
- I have to be honest.

327
00:15:47,830 --> 00:15:49,363
I don't think shoveling's for you.

328
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,565
Oof. Well, that hurts.

329
00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:52,566
But thank you.

330
00:15:52,568 --> 00:15:53,659
Any time.

331
00:15:53,903 --> 00:15:55,730
Ohh!

332
00:15:57,375 --> 00:15:58,440
Shall we boogie?

333
00:15:58,465 --> 00:15:59,449
Yeah!

334
00:16:01,511 --> 00:16:03,644
What am I supposed to do with some book?

335
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:05,955
Come on, man. It's a classic.

336
00:16:05,989 --> 00:16:08,061
- It's gotta be worth at least an eighth.
- Hey, best friends.

337
00:16:08,086 --> 00:16:09,953
Sorry I'm late to buying drugs.

338
00:16:09,978 --> 00:16:11,919
I had to swing by the bank.

339
00:16:11,921 --> 00:16:13,854
Apparently, my rich uncle just died,

340
00:16:13,856 --> 00:16:16,523
and I inherited all this gold.

341
00:16:16,548 --> 00:16:18,659
I wasn't supposed to tell
anyone, but I trust you guys

342
00:16:18,661 --> 00:16:20,260
'cause you're my friends.

343
00:16:20,262 --> 00:16:21,529
- Yeah, definitely.
- Yeah.

344
00:16:21,531 --> 00:16:23,731
Hey, I'll trade you
this thing for the gold.

345
00:16:23,953 --> 00:16:26,334
Wow. That's a great deal.

346
00:16:26,336 --> 00:16:27,936
Here you go.

347
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,736
- Let me see.
- Al, now!

348
00:16:35,630 --> 00:16:37,077
This isn't gold.

349
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,146
It's just dirt.

350
00:16:38,148 --> 00:16:39,480
Yeah, that's right.

351
00:16:39,482 --> 00:16:41,678
Who's the dumb one now?

352
00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:43,767
It's you!

353
00:16:43,792 --> 00:16:46,554
Ow!

354
00:16:46,556 --> 00:16:48,222
You did great, buddy.

355
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:49,624
We've got the book back,

356
00:16:49,626 --> 00:16:51,826
and all they've got is
a worthless bag of dirt.

357
00:16:51,828 --> 00:16:52,760
Yeah.

358
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,872
I mean, it wasn't worthless, but...

359
00:16:55,987 --> 00:16:57,347
Ahh.

360
00:16:58,568 --> 00:16:59,834
Wait. What?

361
00:16:59,836 --> 00:17:01,832
I mean, that was expensive.

362
00:17:02,199 --> 00:17:03,171
You bought the dirt?

363
00:17:03,173 --> 00:17:04,505
- Yeah.
- When?

364
00:17:04,507 --> 00:17:05,840
Earlier.

365
00:17:05,842 --> 00:17:07,485
From who? The Merry Band.

366
00:17:07,510 --> 00:17:08,587
What?

367
00:17:09,179 --> 00:17:11,045
Oh, dang it!

368
00:17:11,047 --> 00:17:12,446
Maybe we can still get it back.

369
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:15,183
No, we can still trade
the book for the dirt.

370
00:17:15,185 --> 00:17:16,250
Would that work?

371
00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:17,918
- Hey.
- Yeah?

372
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:21,655
How about, instead, you and me
go grab some dinner?

373
00:17:21,657 --> 00:17:23,641
- Really?
- I'll race you home.

374
00:17:29,322 --> 00:17:31,699
Guys, we've been over this.

375
00:17:31,724 --> 00:17:35,113
When you poison someone,
you have to write it down.

376
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:36,938
We need to be keeping
track of this stuff.

377
00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:39,339
Who's been poisoned?
Who hasn't been poisoned?

378
00:17:39,364 --> 00:17:42,944
Otherwise, we're re-poisoning
people, wasting poison.

379
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,614
Good evening, Lord Vexler.

380
00:17:46,616 --> 00:17:48,282
Oh, hi, Prince. How was your internship?

381
00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:50,084
Ah, it didn't exactly work out.

382
00:17:50,109 --> 00:17:51,961
Oh. Well, don't worry, Your Highness.

383
00:17:51,986 --> 00:17:53,252
I will take care of that peasant.

384
00:17:53,277 --> 00:17:55,889
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
No, it wasn't his fault.

385
00:17:55,891 --> 00:17:58,885
I was just really, really bad at it.

386
00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:01,695
Yeah, I-I burned down several structures,

387
00:18:01,697 --> 00:18:03,431
I got myself stuck in my smock,

388
00:18:03,433 --> 00:18:05,699
and I humiliated myself in public.

389
00:18:05,701 --> 00:18:09,437
Yes. In many ways, it was
the worst day of my life.

390
00:18:09,439 --> 00:18:10,838
Oh, wow. That sounds awful.

391
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:11,806
Mm.

392
00:18:11,808 --> 00:18:13,493
Uh, but, hey...

393
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:16,108
T.G.I.F.

394
00:18:18,429 --> 00:18:20,032
Yes.

395
00:18:25,853 --> 00:18:27,452
- Thank you.
- Y-Yeah.

396
00:18:27,477 --> 00:18:28,575
Sure.

397
00:18:32,699 --> 00:18:33,927
Your soup, sir.

398
00:18:33,929 --> 00:18:35,496
Oh.

399
00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:40,650
Uh, no.

400
00:18:42,272 --> 00:18:43,638
No. Thank you.

401
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:56,604
Wagon.

402
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:18,548
credits