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Hey, guys, check it out.

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"Wendy Harris, Nurse Supervisor."

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You got a promotion?

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Your last name is Harris?

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I'm so happy, I'm not even
gonna let that bother me.

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- Aw, good for you.
- Congratulations!

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You work so hard, you deserve this.

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Are you being sarcastic?

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Not at all.

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In fact, I would like to propose a toast

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- to our dear friend...
- Please don't ruin this for me.

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I'm being sincere.

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Are you?

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Yes!

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I'm genuinely proud of her.

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Mom, stop. You're not fooling us.

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Fine. It was exhausting, anyway.

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Well, now this is
officially a celebration.

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Order whatever you want. It's on us.

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Thanks, I'm just gonna have soup.

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Soup? I say go big or go home.
Get the sicken cheeser.

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What's a sicken cheeser?

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I meant the chicken Caesar.

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Damn it, I keep flipping my words.

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I know... you did it twice
during your share today.

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You sounded cricken frazy.

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I don't know what's going on.

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Maybe it's 'cause I'm not sleeping.

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Is that 'cause you and Andy
are "takin' care of bidness"?

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No, it's 'cause no matter
how low I set the thermostat,

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I still wake up like I
just walked out of a sauna.

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From "takin' care of bidness"?

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Sweetie? Watch some porn or something.

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I do. It doesn't help.

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Have you seen your doctor?
Maybe you're in perimenopause.

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Maybe you are, bitch.

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Sorry. I've also been irritable.

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You know, I usually have nothing
but love for you in my heart,

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but calling Wendy a
"B" on her special "D"

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is totally "NC."

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Not Cool.

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You're right. Let me make it up to you.

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After the meeting this Friday,

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I'll take us all to my club for lunch.

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Awww, thanks, Jill. That's so nice of you.

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And for what's it's worth,

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I still think going to
your doctor is a good idea.

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Well, keep it to yourself,
you toothless old dragon.

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I'm... I'm gonna call my doctor now.

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Yeah.

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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --

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I've never been to a
country club before.

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I mean, once I ran naked
across a golf course.

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It's so much further than
you think it's gonna be.

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Hi. My name is Bonnie,
and I look fabulous.

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Hi. My name is Christy, and...

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yeah...

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Hey, did you guys check
out the menu for the club?

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We looked it up online.

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Lot of shellfish.

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You know that rib-eye for two?

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If I get it for myself,
would you guys judge me?

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Well, I hope you're happy.
I just went to my doctor,

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and it turns out I
am in peri-meni-pause.

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Peri-meno-pause.

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Do not correct a woman
in peri-meni-pause.

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Oh, uh, look, honey,
we all go through it.

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It's natural.

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Since when do I care about natural?

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I have worked so hard to stay sober

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so that I can be in control
of what I say and what I do

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and what I throw across the room.

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And now, just when I'm feeling
like I got it all together,

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my hormones are like, "Screw
you! I'm your higher power now!"

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I'm not sure if I went
through perimenopause.

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I was in prison at the time.

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Everyone was hot, cranky
and throwin' stuff.

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And by "stuff," I mean people.

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The doctor said this
could last a decade.

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A decade!

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We're moving.

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Well, it's usually
much shorter than that.

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I had a few mild symptoms
and then boom, over.

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And I've really felt like I
was in my power ever since.

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Plus, no more condoms.

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Oh, good. Remind me
that my baby-maker's

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going out of business.

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Right when I finally have a guy

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I might actually want
to make a baby with.

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Sorry, could you repeat
what you just said?

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'Cause I went deaf when
Marjorie said "condoms."

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Are you sure we can't sit
down, maybe get started

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with a little pickle plate or something?

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As I told you before,
I can't seat your party

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until the club member arrives.

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And as I told you before,

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okay, we'll be right over there.

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Christy, you've been kind of quiet.

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Are you okay?

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I'm fine.

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I just got some bad news.

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I don't want to make it about me.

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- It's Wendy's day.
- Wait for it.

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It's just, I didn't get
picked for moot court.

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- What's that?
- They make believe they're lawyers.

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How am I ever gonna be
taken seriously as a lawyer

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if I can't even make moot court

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at a law school next to a car wash?

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I don't know where I went wrong.

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I put my name in early, I
sucked up to the professors,

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and I can see you in the mirror!

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And I see you, too. Hi.

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It's Jill.

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She's not coming.

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- Seriously?
- What?! - Aw.

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She is, and I quote,

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"going home to have
Andy put a baby in it."

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What about our lunch?

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She says she'll make it up to you.

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Well, now you've already
seen me in this dress.

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It's my first time wearing coral.

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Hang on.

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Hello, sir.

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Would you like to have lunch
with five beautiful women?

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There won't be a big bar bill!

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- Hi.
- Hi. What are you doing home?

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I thought you were having
a big lunch for Christy.

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- Wendy.
- They all kind of blend.

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By the way, thanks for always having

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bread and ham in your house.

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- Oh, it's 'cause I love you.
- Oh.

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You know, if you really love me,

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you could spring for some
Miracle Whip. I know...

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Girls hate it, but guys love it.

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Sure. And in return, can we make a baby?

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I know. Guys hate it, but girls love it.

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Wha... uh...

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What?

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Here's the thing.

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- What?
- Well...

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it's just that we have been
together for almost a year now,

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and I'm not getting any
younger, so, you know... baby.

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I'm gonna sit down for a second.

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- Is that a no?
- No, you know, it's just

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I-I came here to make
lunch... had a little bit

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of an issue with the sandwich spread.

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That was gonna be my...

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big dilemma o' the day.

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Well, now it's: should we or
shouldn't we make a person.

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What do you think?

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Jill, I, um...

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I'm sorry, I-I didn't see
this coming on so quick.

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You know how on our first date,

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you said, "What are you,
like, 35?" and I just smiled?

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I'm 40.

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And 18 months.

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Okay.

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But I think I'd be a great mom.

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And I know you'd be a great dad.

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I mean, you're so strong.

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Just think how high
you could toss a baby.

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I would never toss a baby.

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Look at you. You passed the test!

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Let's get to breedin'.

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Okay, uh, listen...

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babe, I-I get that
your clock is ticking,

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but I'm-I'm just...

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I'm not sure that we're...

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there yet.

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Oh.

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You're right.

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You're right. Forget I brought it up.

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That's not you, is it?

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What?

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Nothing. I just love

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the one night a week the bar is closed

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and we get to go to
bed at the same time.

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Me, too. I get to read a little.

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Oh, wait, was that code? 'Cause
if it's code, just say so.

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No, no code.

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Just as well.

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This book is about to unlock the mystery

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of compound interest for me.

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Can you rub some lotion on my back?

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Uh, sure. Wait, is this code?

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- Nothing is code.
- Oh, okay.

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Do you ever wonder what it
would be like if we'd a kid?

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We'd be in The
Guinness Book of World Records,

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so that'd be sweet.

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I mean if we'd met during
our childbearing years.

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Yeah, I guess it's crossed my mind.

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We'd be the coolest parents.

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And as a result, our
kid would be spectacular.

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He'd probably be tall, which is great.

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"He." I like that.

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I already ruined a she.

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He'd be funny.

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- He'd be outgoing.
- Mm.

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He'd have the hair of a sexy Troll doll.

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And I guess he'd say what he
thinks whenever he felt like it

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no matter how hurtful.

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And I guess he'd also
be super sensitive.

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Which is better than him
being super insensitive.

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Well, he'd also be passive-aggressive.

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And likely have addiction issues.

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And be in a wheelchair.

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Yeah, snowboarding off
a cliff isn't hereditary.

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Is always needing to
feel right hereditary?

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If it is, our kid is doomed.

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Yeah, I'm starting to not like our son.

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Yeah, he does sound
like a bit of a douche.

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But I'll tell you one
thing: with you as a father,

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he'd be gorgeous.

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Thanks.

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What are you doing? That was code.

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Wha... ? Oh.

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How was school?

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Did you ask your professor

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why you didn't get
chosen for mute court?

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Moot court, and I don't
want to talk about it.

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- Okay.
- Really?

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You're walking away?

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That was clearly a cry for help.

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So, you-you want to talk about it?

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Oh, my God, no.

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Exciting news, people.

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Andy put a baby in it?

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Not yet and maybe not
soon and maybe not ever,

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so I'm gonna freeze my eggs.

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Good for you, taking
matters into your own hands.

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Exactly.

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Freezing eggs is like freezing time.

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I can thaw them out, hit
them with a dash of sperm

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and use them whenever I'm ready.

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Isn't that really expensive?

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Yeah, well, I thought so, too,
but it's only $30,000.

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I've already been to the doctor.

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I have to take a series
of these fertility shots

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to get me all eggy,

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but I need a partner to
help me with the injections.

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So, Christy,

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would you be my partner?

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- I'd love to.
- Great!

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Doctor said you should
practice on a grapefruit.

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So here you go.

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Yay!

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Homework that's easy!

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Isn't this something
your boyfriend should do?

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No, I decided not to tell him.

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I don't want him to think I'm
obsessed with having a child.

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What do you think of the name Pearl?

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Hate. Second grade,
Pearl Fleming cut off my pigtail.

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And you did nothing to deserve that?

254
00:11:00,423 --> 00:11:01,954
Fine. Name your baby Pearl,

255
00:11:01,979 --> 00:11:03,912
but we will have a
complicated relationship.

256
00:11:05,884 --> 00:11:07,025
Thanks for doing this.

257
00:11:07,050 --> 00:11:08,583
What about Wendy? She's a nurse.

258
00:11:08,608 --> 00:11:10,375
Mom, I finally got picked for something.

259
00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:11,532
Let me have this.

260
00:11:17,873 --> 00:11:19,496
- Ready?
- Mm.

261
00:11:19,521 --> 00:11:20,987
Did you practice?

262
00:11:21,012 --> 00:11:23,222
Every grapefruit in our
house is ready to give birth.

263
00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:24,247
Okay.

264
00:11:25,722 --> 00:11:28,091
- What's that?
- An alcohol wipe.

265
00:11:28,116 --> 00:11:30,493
Ooh, alcohol. Should we call Marjorie?

266
00:11:30,518 --> 00:11:32,685
Just don't put it in
a glass with an olive,

267
00:11:32,710 --> 00:11:34,043
and we'll be fine.

268
00:11:37,395 --> 00:11:38,327
What?

269
00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:40,551
I have an intense fear of needles.

270
00:11:40,856 --> 00:11:42,486
Which is why I became an alcoholic,

271
00:11:42,511 --> 00:11:44,888
even though heroin has less calories.

272
00:11:45,366 --> 00:11:47,900
Just breathe.

273
00:11:47,925 --> 00:11:50,841
Now, I'm supposed to inject
you two inches under your navel

274
00:11:50,866 --> 00:11:53,249
by pinching a small section of your fat.

275
00:11:53,274 --> 00:11:54,406
'Kay.

276
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,691
All right, stop flexing.

277
00:11:57,802 --> 00:12:00,494
Sorry.

278
00:12:00,562 --> 00:12:02,829
There's not much to work with here.

279
00:12:02,854 --> 00:12:04,927
I will pass that compliment
on to my trainers,

280
00:12:04,952 --> 00:12:06,685
Alfonso and Katya.

281
00:12:06,878 --> 00:12:08,645
Ooh!

282
00:12:08,670 --> 00:12:10,203
Calm down. Focus on the fact

283
00:12:10,228 --> 00:12:11,772
that you're lucky enough
to be able to do this,

284
00:12:11,797 --> 00:12:12,996
'cause not everyone can.

285
00:12:13,021 --> 00:12:13,953
Wait a minute.

286
00:12:14,294 --> 00:12:15,819
Do you want to do this?

287
00:12:15,844 --> 00:12:17,403
Me?

288
00:12:18,066 --> 00:12:21,781
I don't know. Doesn't matter.
I could never afford it.

289
00:12:21,894 --> 00:12:23,327
Christy, you're like a sister to me.

290
00:12:23,352 --> 00:12:25,357
If you want to freeze
your eggs, I'll pay for it.

291
00:12:26,822 --> 00:12:28,255
You would?

292
00:12:28,771 --> 00:12:30,950
Yeah, we could go through this together.

293
00:12:32,622 --> 00:12:34,732
You would give me $30,000?

294
00:12:34,757 --> 00:12:36,482
Well, I wouldn't give it to you,

295
00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:38,440
because of, you know,
your gambling history,

296
00:12:38,465 --> 00:12:40,565
but I would give it to the egg people.

297
00:12:41,357 --> 00:12:44,181
That's so incredibly generous.

298
00:12:44,206 --> 00:12:45,405
Okay.

299
00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:47,029
Give me the shot.

300
00:12:47,186 --> 00:12:48,452
I already did.

301
00:12:48,477 --> 00:12:49,743
When you offered me the money,

302
00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:51,708
I flinched and it slid right in.

303
00:12:52,590 --> 00:12:53,590
Wow.

304
00:12:53,615 --> 00:12:55,282
Well, that didn't hurt at all.

305
00:12:55,307 --> 00:12:57,207
I hope the baby pops out that easy.

306
00:12:57,452 --> 00:12:59,818
Oh, don't worry. They do.

307
00:13:02,935 --> 00:13:04,868
This grilled cheese is delicious.

308
00:13:05,244 --> 00:13:07,607
I went crazy and mixed
cheddar with American.

309
00:13:09,403 --> 00:13:10,474
Two kinds of cheese.

310
00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:12,630
Did you run into some
money I didn't know about?

311
00:13:15,699 --> 00:13:17,704
I am gonna be up all night.

312
00:13:17,729 --> 00:13:18,794
What's wrong?

313
00:13:18,819 --> 00:13:20,817
Jill said if I wanted to freeze my eggs,

314
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,309
she'd pay for it.

315
00:13:22,910 --> 00:13:25,059
Y-You want to freeze your eggs?

316
00:13:25,084 --> 00:13:26,246
I don't know.

317
00:13:26,271 --> 00:13:27,891
I mean, it's kind of invasive.

318
00:13:27,916 --> 00:13:29,582
They put a needle in your vagina.

319
00:13:29,607 --> 00:13:30,673
Okay.

320
00:13:30,792 --> 00:13:32,730
I'm gonna take Gus for a walk.

321
00:13:33,266 --> 00:13:35,132
Come on!

322
00:13:35,157 --> 00:13:37,402
Would you want to have another kid?

323
00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:40,704
I wouldn't mind a chance to do it sober.

324
00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:43,373
Remembering Christmas concerts,

325
00:13:43,398 --> 00:13:45,999
showing up for soccer games,

326
00:13:46,068 --> 00:13:48,201
keeping my clothes on in the ball pit

327
00:13:48,226 --> 00:13:50,121
at Chuck E. Cheese.

328
00:13:50,675 --> 00:13:53,483
Hey, anyone who doesn't
think about getting naked

329
00:13:53,508 --> 00:13:55,746
in one of those things
is lying to themselves.

330
00:13:56,255 --> 00:13:57,921
- Thank you.
- Mm.

331
00:13:57,946 --> 00:13:59,746
I guess if I'm gonna harvest my eggs,

332
00:13:59,771 --> 00:14:00,937
I should do it now.

333
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,988
My period has been
extremely irregular lately.

334
00:14:04,021 --> 00:14:07,066
Hang on, please!
Just looking for the leash!

335
00:14:07,605 --> 00:14:08,967
And when my period does come,

336
00:14:08,992 --> 00:14:10,925
the flow is like Niagara Falls!

337
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,416
Just whoosh!

338
00:14:12,441 --> 00:14:14,728
I don't need Gus! I'm just leaving!

339
00:14:16,378 --> 00:14:18,543
Hmm?

340
00:14:18,905 --> 00:14:20,577
Do you think it's a terrible idea?

341
00:14:21,199 --> 00:14:23,970
If you want to do it, I'm all in.

342
00:14:24,754 --> 00:14:27,217
- Seriously?
- Yeah. Just put your eggs on ice.

343
00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:28,882
And then, after law
school, we'll get Jill

344
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,110
to buy you some Olympic sperm,

345
00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:32,102
and we'll raise a super baby.

346
00:14:32,258 --> 00:14:33,457
Okay.

347
00:14:33,482 --> 00:14:35,144
Okay, let's do this.

348
00:14:37,519 --> 00:14:40,300
But I wouldn't want to do
it right after law school,

349
00:14:40,325 --> 00:14:41,965
'cause, you know, I'll
want to give myself

350
00:14:41,990 --> 00:14:43,690
a couple years to get established.

351
00:14:43,715 --> 00:14:44,814
So in five years?

352
00:14:45,298 --> 00:14:47,127
I might want to try and go for partner,

353
00:14:47,152 --> 00:14:48,352
so I may need nine.

354
00:14:48,377 --> 00:14:49,665
Okay, great. So...

355
00:14:50,309 --> 00:14:53,377
when the kid graduates high
school, you'll be, uh...

356
00:14:53,402 --> 00:14:55,135
68.

357
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,294
And if my math is correct, I'll be...

358
00:14:57,710 --> 00:15:00,071
67.

359
00:15:02,399 --> 00:15:04,711
Mm, but are you sure?

360
00:15:04,736 --> 00:15:07,670
Because it sounds like you
don't want to have a baby...

361
00:15:07,695 --> 00:15:09,161
You want to have a career.

362
00:15:09,774 --> 00:15:12,496
Well, then why am I
considering having a baby?

363
00:15:12,521 --> 00:15:14,120
Because you didn't get into moot court.

364
00:15:14,145 --> 00:15:15,524
That's ridiculous.

365
00:15:15,549 --> 00:15:17,816
Wait for it.

366
00:15:18,088 --> 00:15:20,517
Oh. Damn, there's no one here.

367
00:15:21,243 --> 00:15:22,642
Oh, my God.

368
00:15:22,898 --> 00:15:24,564
I was totally about to have a baby

369
00:15:24,589 --> 00:15:26,122
because I didn't get a part

370
00:15:26,147 --> 00:15:28,829
in what is basically
the law school play.

371
00:15:29,398 --> 00:15:32,977
Hey, I had you because I needed
a ride home from a flea market.

372
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:38,121
Natalie!

373
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:40,376
In here!

374
00:15:41,931 --> 00:15:43,316
Do you like this dress?

375
00:15:43,341 --> 00:15:45,479
- Tell me the truth.
- I love it.

376
00:15:45,592 --> 00:15:46,525
Are you sure?

377
00:15:46,550 --> 00:15:47,694
'Cause I'm so hopped up on hormones,

378
00:15:47,719 --> 00:15:49,486
I don't know who I am anymore.

379
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:52,169
It's more flowers than usual.

380
00:15:52,194 --> 00:15:53,526
You hate it.

381
00:15:53,551 --> 00:15:56,056
I look like a funeral
wreath for a drag queen.

382
00:15:57,113 --> 00:15:59,680
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You really pull it off.

383
00:15:59,705 --> 00:16:01,743
I think so.

384
00:16:02,454 --> 00:16:04,721
How many more of these
shots are you getting?

385
00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:06,513
Oh, only two to go.

386
00:16:06,538 --> 00:16:08,070
Thank God.

387
00:16:09,495 --> 00:16:11,828
Wow! Look at you.

388
00:16:12,147 --> 00:16:13,643
What's that supposed to mean?

389
00:16:14,464 --> 00:16:16,119
Good luck.

390
00:16:18,163 --> 00:16:20,675
- You all right?
- Yeah. Why?

391
00:16:21,237 --> 00:16:23,567
Well, this week has been a little...

392
00:16:23,592 --> 00:16:26,112
"I'm dating Judy Garland."

393
00:16:27,389 --> 00:16:29,556
Hey, you made me watch that movie.

394
00:16:30,844 --> 00:16:32,877
You think I'm crazy?

395
00:16:33,780 --> 00:16:34,780
No.

396
00:16:34,805 --> 00:16:37,147
No. No, if anything,

397
00:16:37,172 --> 00:16:39,038
I think that, not unlike Ms. Garland,

398
00:16:39,063 --> 00:16:40,596
you're-you're under a lot of stress

399
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:43,947
that the-the world doesn't know about.

400
00:16:45,347 --> 00:16:48,104
Man, that movie really
had an impact on me.

401
00:16:50,186 --> 00:16:51,886
I'm freezing my eggs.

402
00:16:53,374 --> 00:16:54,821
What?

403
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:56,289
I'm jammed full of hormones,

404
00:16:56,314 --> 00:16:57,952
and I'm out of my ever-lovin' mind.

405
00:16:58,527 --> 00:16:59,793
Oh.

406
00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:01,968
Honey, why would you keep that a secret?

407
00:17:02,734 --> 00:17:04,826
'Cause I thought if I told you,

408
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,807
you'd feel like I was
trying to push a kid on you,

409
00:17:06,832 --> 00:17:10,514
you'd dump me... and then I'd be
sitting here with no boyfriend,

410
00:17:10,539 --> 00:17:13,218
no baby and a fridge
full of Miracle Whip.

411
00:17:15,453 --> 00:17:17,320
Okay. Um...

412
00:17:17,345 --> 00:17:20,663
I'm gonna have to be extremely
careful with what I say here.

413
00:17:21,090 --> 00:17:22,890
I love you.

414
00:17:23,262 --> 00:17:24,795
Yeah, that's good.

415
00:17:24,820 --> 00:17:26,553
Um...

416
00:17:26,621 --> 00:17:29,355
I was just... surprised.

417
00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:32,062
You know, the-the baby stuff just...

418
00:17:32,538 --> 00:17:33,904
caught me a little off guard.

419
00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:36,787
- I know. I'm so sorry.
- No, it's okay.

420
00:17:36,812 --> 00:17:38,512
I see that this is huge for you.

421
00:17:38,711 --> 00:17:40,310
You do?

422
00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:42,570
'Cause I was trying to hide it.

423
00:17:43,405 --> 00:17:45,890
And you were doing a masterful job.

424
00:17:46,695 --> 00:17:47,951
Now, look,

425
00:17:47,976 --> 00:17:49,576
I can admit that I'm...

426
00:17:49,687 --> 00:17:51,354
probably not ready to be a father.

427
00:17:51,379 --> 00:17:54,374
But... when I picture my future,

428
00:17:54,861 --> 00:17:56,234
you're in it.

429
00:17:58,843 --> 00:18:01,097
I just want to... take our time,

430
00:18:01,325 --> 00:18:03,070
make sure that we get it right.

431
00:18:05,136 --> 00:18:07,270
So you're fine with this
whole freezing eggs thing?

432
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:09,028
Yeah, I think it's a great idea.

433
00:18:09,718 --> 00:18:12,181
I love you.

434
00:18:17,361 --> 00:18:20,171
I don't have to freeze anything, do I?

435
00:18:21,625 --> 00:18:23,391
No.

436
00:18:23,416 --> 00:18:25,916
Your stuff has the shelf
life of a Twinkie. Oh.

437
00:18:26,014 --> 00:18:27,562
Great.

438
00:18:37,554 --> 00:18:39,562
You know, when I heard "sugar scrub,"

439
00:18:39,587 --> 00:18:40,991
I thought it was crazy.

440
00:18:41,016 --> 00:18:42,883
But I am clean, I am relaxed

441
00:18:42,971 --> 00:18:45,905
and I taste like an Abba-Zaba bar.

442
00:18:48,515 --> 00:18:52,677
Jill, this is a great way to
celebrate Wendy's promotion.

443
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:54,741
Eh, too bad we all thought

444
00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:57,633
it was somebody else's
job to invite her.

445
00:18:57,884 --> 00:18:59,929
I'll make it up to her.

446
00:18:59,954 --> 00:19:02,431
I would like to be a
part of whatever that is.

447
00:19:02,456 --> 00:19:04,123
I'm just gonna say two words.

448
00:19:04,347 --> 00:19:06,015
Disney cruise.

449
00:19:09,891 --> 00:19:11,691
It's my fertility doctor.

450
00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:16,616
Hi, Dr. Dubois.

451
00:19:17,543 --> 00:19:19,143
Uh-huh.

452
00:19:19,321 --> 00:19:20,253
Okay.

453
00:19:20,439 --> 00:19:22,172
Thanks for letting me know.

454
00:19:22,263 --> 00:19:23,616
Bye-bye.

455
00:19:24,003 --> 00:19:25,369
So?

456
00:19:25,394 --> 00:19:26,927
What's our egg count?

457
00:19:27,203 --> 00:19:29,679
- Zero.
- What?

458
00:19:30,788 --> 00:19:32,515
None of them were viable.

459
00:19:33,977 --> 00:19:35,187
Oh.

460
00:19:35,539 --> 00:19:37,288
Jill, I'm sorry.

461
00:19:37,478 --> 00:19:39,945
"Are you okay?" is a
stupid question, but...

462
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:41,303
are you?

463
00:19:42,304 --> 00:19:44,037
I don't know.

464
00:19:44,387 --> 00:19:46,487
I mean, I have come at this baby thing

465
00:19:46,512 --> 00:19:47,689
from so many different angles,

466
00:19:47,714 --> 00:19:48,851
and it's just not happening.

467
00:19:49,838 --> 00:19:52,105
But you can try again.

468
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,646
Maybe.

469
00:19:56,047 --> 00:19:58,047
You want to go home?

470
00:20:00,584 --> 00:20:01,741
No.

471
00:20:03,073 --> 00:20:05,601
I just want to be with my friends.

472
00:20:10,289 --> 00:20:15,289
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