1 00:00:09,182 --> 00:00:10,508 In the early days 2 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:13,133 of the Internet, you couldn't stream movies 3 00:00:13,136 --> 00:00:15,920 or summon Thai food to your doorstep. 4 00:00:15,923 --> 00:00:19,492 But... if you were interested in text-based news 5 00:00:19,495 --> 00:00:21,485 about upcoming physics lectures, 6 00:00:21,488 --> 00:00:23,391 it was a great time to be alive. 7 00:00:23,394 --> 00:00:25,004 Holy moly. 8 00:00:28,865 --> 00:00:30,235 Dad. 9 00:00:31,167 --> 00:00:32,289 Dad! 10 00:00:32,292 --> 00:00:33,465 I'm in the shower! 11 00:00:33,468 --> 00:00:34,797 It's an emergency. 12 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:36,889 Fine! Come in. 13 00:00:38,697 --> 00:00:39,914 Dad? 14 00:00:39,917 --> 00:00:42,125 I thought you had to use the bathroom. 15 00:00:42,128 --> 00:00:43,969 At 7:23 in the morning? 16 00:00:43,972 --> 00:00:46,625 Why do I print out schedules if you're not going to read them? 17 00:00:46,628 --> 00:00:48,149 Tell me what you want. 18 00:00:48,152 --> 00:00:49,578 What are we doing next weekend? 19 00:00:49,581 --> 00:00:51,563 This ain't sounding like an emergency. 20 00:00:51,566 --> 00:00:54,460 It is. Stephen Hawking is giving a lecture, 21 00:00:54,463 --> 00:00:56,594 and I really need to go. 22 00:00:56,597 --> 00:00:59,149 Can we talk about this when I'm out of the shower? 23 00:00:59,152 --> 00:01:01,196 Pick up the pace. According to the schedule 24 00:01:01,199 --> 00:01:04,681 that you don't read, I'm due in there in six minutes. 25 00:01:17,352 --> 00:01:23,398 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - ... www.Addic7ed.com ... 26 00:01:23,401 --> 00:01:25,321 So can we go? 27 00:01:25,324 --> 00:01:27,237 I don't know. 28 00:01:27,239 --> 00:01:28,328 Go take a shower. 29 00:01:28,331 --> 00:01:30,326 I still have two minutes and 15 seconds. 30 00:01:30,329 --> 00:01:31,592 Let's nail this down. 31 00:01:32,810 --> 00:01:34,469 Where's the lecture? 32 00:01:34,472 --> 00:01:36,500 And if the answer's Dallas, we're not going. 33 00:01:36,503 --> 00:01:38,946 - Good news: it's not Dallas. - Where? 34 00:01:38,949 --> 00:01:40,772 Pasadena, California. 35 00:01:40,775 --> 00:01:42,078 California? 36 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:43,532 That's a lot further than Dallas. 37 00:01:43,535 --> 00:01:46,386 1,232 miles further as the crow flies. 38 00:01:46,389 --> 00:01:49,637 But kudos to you for being up on your geography. 39 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:51,640 There's no way we're going to California. 40 00:01:51,643 --> 00:01:53,644 If Stephen Hawking can make it there in a wheelchair, 41 00:01:53,646 --> 00:01:54,914 I'm sure we can manage. 42 00:01:54,917 --> 00:01:57,484 Sheldon, airplane tickets are expensive. 43 00:01:57,487 --> 00:02:00,183 Hotels are expensive. We can't afford it. 44 00:02:00,185 --> 00:02:02,011 But his health is fragile. 45 00:02:02,013 --> 00:02:05,147 This might be my only chance to ever see him in person. 46 00:02:06,321 --> 00:02:08,713 I'm sorry, buddy. 47 00:02:08,716 --> 00:02:10,778 I would like to discuss this further, 48 00:02:10,781 --> 00:02:12,456 but I only have... 49 00:02:12,458 --> 00:02:16,201 22 seconds to be in the shower, and buttons slow me down. 50 00:02:20,162 --> 00:02:23,424 This is the moment we lost that game. 51 00:02:23,426 --> 00:02:26,328 But one bad play doesn't mean you give up. 52 00:02:26,331 --> 00:02:28,157 We had plenty of time to turn it around, 53 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:30,560 but y'all decided it was over. 54 00:02:30,563 --> 00:02:33,774 I don't want to ever see that happen again. 55 00:02:33,777 --> 00:02:36,094 Next time something seems out of your reach, 56 00:02:36,097 --> 00:02:38,097 you do not quit. 57 00:02:38,100 --> 00:02:40,024 You just dig deeper. 58 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:42,070 Does that mean if I find an affordable flight 59 00:02:42,073 --> 00:02:43,943 to California, we can go? 60 00:02:49,792 --> 00:02:51,813 Hi. Can I help you? 61 00:02:51,816 --> 00:02:54,071 I'm trying to find the cheapest flight to California 62 00:02:54,074 --> 00:02:56,117 - for me and my father. - Okay. 63 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:57,727 Well, have a seat. 64 00:02:57,730 --> 00:02:59,817 You lookin' to go to Disneyland? 65 00:02:59,820 --> 00:03:01,539 The only ride I'm interested in is 66 00:03:01,542 --> 00:03:04,763 the intellectual roller coaster of Stephen Hawking's mind. 67 00:03:05,623 --> 00:03:07,667 And where is that located? 68 00:03:07,670 --> 00:03:09,727 Well... Stephen Hawking's head. 69 00:03:09,730 --> 00:03:12,121 But that will be at Caltech in Pasadena. 70 00:03:12,124 --> 00:03:13,254 Got it. 71 00:03:13,257 --> 00:03:15,475 And, uh, when were you looking to fly? 72 00:03:15,478 --> 00:03:16,664 Next weekend. 73 00:03:16,667 --> 00:03:18,188 Oh, wow, that's pretty soon. 74 00:03:18,191 --> 00:03:20,235 Traveling last-minute can be pricey. 75 00:03:20,238 --> 00:03:22,000 Are there any discounts available? 76 00:03:22,003 --> 00:03:24,149 Are you a member of any frequent-flier programs? 77 00:03:24,152 --> 00:03:26,109 No. I've never flown before. 78 00:03:26,112 --> 00:03:28,735 Well, ways to keep the cost down are: 79 00:03:28,738 --> 00:03:31,708 flying on weekdays, multiple layovers, or... 80 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:33,450 this probably doesn't apply, but... 81 00:03:33,452 --> 00:03:34,582 airlines offer special fares 82 00:03:34,584 --> 00:03:36,627 if there's been a death in the family. 83 00:03:36,629 --> 00:03:38,977 Interesting. May I use your phone? 84 00:03:41,543 --> 00:03:42,716 Hello? 85 00:03:42,719 --> 00:03:44,417 What else you got? 86 00:03:44,420 --> 00:03:45,854 Hello? 87 00:03:45,856 --> 00:03:47,290 See ya. 88 00:03:47,292 --> 00:03:49,172 - Where you going? - Out with Jana. 89 00:03:49,175 --> 00:03:51,697 You've been spending a lot of time with her lately. 90 00:03:51,700 --> 00:03:53,526 Is she your girlfriend? 91 00:03:53,529 --> 00:03:55,471 Dad, can you make her stop? 92 00:03:55,474 --> 00:03:57,625 Yeah, I could but I won't. Also, I can't. 93 00:03:57,628 --> 00:03:59,750 I just want to know what's going on in your life. 94 00:03:59,753 --> 00:04:02,063 And if this girl is someone special to you, 95 00:04:02,066 --> 00:04:03,544 then she's special to me. 96 00:04:03,547 --> 00:04:04,633 Come on. 97 00:04:04,636 --> 00:04:06,164 - Mary, enough. - What? 98 00:04:06,167 --> 00:04:07,383 I want to know. 99 00:04:07,386 --> 00:04:08,484 Bye. 100 00:04:08,487 --> 00:04:09,836 If it helps, I don't care. 101 00:04:09,839 --> 00:04:11,362 It does. Thank you. 102 00:04:12,255 --> 00:04:14,168 Why doesn't he tell me anything? 103 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:16,828 When you were a teenager, did you tell your parents stuff? 104 00:04:16,831 --> 00:04:18,048 Well, no. 105 00:04:18,051 --> 00:04:19,616 Then why do you expect him to? 106 00:04:19,619 --> 00:04:21,759 'Cause I'm a cool, fun mom. 107 00:04:24,925 --> 00:04:27,721 Dad, good news. Airline tickets to California 108 00:04:27,724 --> 00:04:29,500 are more affordable than you think. 109 00:04:29,503 --> 00:04:30,850 Sheldon, we're not going. 110 00:04:30,853 --> 00:04:32,055 What's all this about? 111 00:04:32,058 --> 00:04:34,438 Stephen Hawking is giving a lecture at Caltech. 112 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:36,775 If we leave on Wednesday and are willing to make four layovers, 113 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:39,211 in Boise, Denver, Albuquerque and Fargo, 114 00:04:39,214 --> 00:04:41,693 we can get there for only $95 each. 115 00:04:41,696 --> 00:04:44,694 I have a job... I can't just leave in the middle of the week. 116 00:04:44,697 --> 00:04:46,258 W-Well, then what about Mom? 117 00:04:46,261 --> 00:04:49,274 Sorry, Shelly, we're not in a position to do this. 118 00:04:49,277 --> 00:04:51,190 But Stephen Hawking's my hero. 119 00:04:51,193 --> 00:04:54,016 Imagine if you got a chance to see Jesus or... 120 00:04:54,019 --> 00:04:56,325 Dad got to meet the man who invented beer. 121 00:05:02,165 --> 00:05:04,078 Someone's Underoos are in a knot. 122 00:05:04,081 --> 00:05:06,711 My Underoos are fitting just fine, thank you. 123 00:05:06,714 --> 00:05:08,407 Then why is there a stick up your butt? 124 00:05:08,410 --> 00:05:10,703 Stop making inquiries about my bottom. 125 00:05:10,706 --> 00:05:12,227 But I enjoy it. 126 00:05:12,230 --> 00:05:14,141 Mom and Dad won't take me to California 127 00:05:14,144 --> 00:05:15,539 to see Stephen Hawking. 128 00:05:15,542 --> 00:05:16,932 You thought they would take you 129 00:05:16,935 --> 00:05:18,979 - to California? - Yes. 130 00:05:18,982 --> 00:05:21,164 They wouldn't even buy me this book at the book fair. 131 00:05:21,167 --> 00:05:22,758 I had to get it at the library. 132 00:05:22,761 --> 00:05:25,022 There's a booger on one of the pages. 133 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:27,895 Well, I may never get another chance to see him in person. 134 00:05:27,898 --> 00:05:30,227 Suck it up. You always get everything you want. 135 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:31,708 That's not true. 136 00:05:31,711 --> 00:05:33,766 You got a computer. 137 00:05:33,769 --> 00:05:35,987 - I'm reading a booger book. - Fine. 138 00:05:35,990 --> 00:05:37,766 How do you recommend I "suck it up"? 139 00:05:37,769 --> 00:05:39,552 I don't know, when you don't get your way, 140 00:05:39,555 --> 00:05:41,032 shut up and move on. 141 00:05:41,035 --> 00:05:43,035 - Is that what you do? - Yeah. 142 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:45,305 And that's why you don't have a computer. 143 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:57,086 Georgie is my son... I have the right 144 00:05:57,089 --> 00:05:59,617 to know who he's spending time with. 145 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:01,211 You talking about Jana? 146 00:06:01,214 --> 00:06:02,779 You know her? 147 00:06:02,782 --> 00:06:04,547 Well, I don't really know her. 148 00:06:04,550 --> 00:06:06,898 I've seen them hanging out together at Dale's store 149 00:06:06,901 --> 00:06:08,031 a couple of times. 150 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,294 She's cute. 151 00:06:09,297 --> 00:06:12,385 Great. So you know even more than I do. 152 00:06:12,388 --> 00:06:14,345 Always have. 153 00:06:14,348 --> 00:06:17,566 I don't feel I'm being out of line 154 00:06:17,569 --> 00:06:19,134 wanting to... 155 00:06:19,137 --> 00:06:21,438 know how old this girl is 156 00:06:21,441 --> 00:06:24,696 or what church she goes to or her last name. 157 00:06:24,699 --> 00:06:25,953 Owens. 158 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:29,446 What? Now you know. 159 00:06:29,449 --> 00:06:31,282 Unbelievable! 160 00:06:31,285 --> 00:06:33,154 Oh, geez, you worry 161 00:06:33,157 --> 00:06:34,508 about Sheldon not being normal, 162 00:06:34,511 --> 00:06:36,696 now you're worried about Georgie being normal... 163 00:06:36,699 --> 00:06:38,569 how did I raise such a turd? 164 00:06:38,572 --> 00:06:40,137 I am not... 165 00:06:40,140 --> 00:06:41,791 that word. 166 00:06:41,794 --> 00:06:45,537 If you can't say the word, you might be the word. 167 00:06:46,909 --> 00:06:48,164 Hmm. 168 00:06:50,652 --> 00:06:52,325 Over the next few days, 169 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:54,500 I tried to take my sister's advice 170 00:06:54,503 --> 00:06:55,894 and "suck it up." 171 00:06:55,897 --> 00:06:57,235 But how could I, 172 00:06:57,238 --> 00:07:00,830 when everything reminded me of Stephen Hawking? 173 00:07:02,966 --> 00:07:04,367 Hmm. 174 00:07:08,191 --> 00:07:11,555 L-E-A-R-N. 175 00:07:11,558 --> 00:07:13,594 That is correct. Now spell... 176 00:07:13,597 --> 00:07:14,859 Oh, dear! 177 00:07:20,066 --> 00:07:22,066 It's actually a shampoo for ladies, 178 00:07:22,069 --> 00:07:24,462 but my hair just responds to it. 179 00:07:27,122 --> 00:07:29,242 So, what are you doing Friday night? 180 00:07:29,245 --> 00:07:30,505 No plans. 181 00:07:30,508 --> 00:07:32,682 My parents are gonna be out of town. 182 00:07:32,685 --> 00:07:34,639 Really? 183 00:07:34,642 --> 00:07:36,862 Wanna come over? 184 00:07:39,150 --> 00:07:41,892 My parents won't let me if your folks ain't there. 185 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:43,452 Okay. 186 00:07:44,991 --> 00:07:47,559 Uh, but I guess I don't have to tell 'em. 187 00:07:48,463 --> 00:07:49,810 Cool. 188 00:07:49,813 --> 00:07:51,969 Okay, that's it. 189 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,727 Nothing was able to shake me from my doldrums, 190 00:07:54,730 --> 00:07:58,055 not even Dr. Sturgis's jaunty new sweater-vest. 191 00:07:58,058 --> 00:07:59,492 Sheldon? 192 00:07:59,495 --> 00:08:00,750 Yes? 193 00:08:00,753 --> 00:08:02,782 You seem distracted. 194 00:08:02,785 --> 00:08:06,571 I really wanted to see Stephen Hawking speak at Caltech, 195 00:08:06,574 --> 00:08:08,828 but my parents can't afford the trip. 196 00:08:08,831 --> 00:08:10,657 That's too bad. 197 00:08:10,660 --> 00:08:13,086 Dr. H puts on a heck of a show. 198 00:08:13,089 --> 00:08:14,697 I believe it. 199 00:08:14,700 --> 00:08:18,745 Would it make you feel better to know this vest is reversible? 200 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:21,016 A little. Thanks. 201 00:08:21,019 --> 00:08:22,367 Wait. 202 00:08:22,370 --> 00:08:24,649 I may be able to help you with Hawking. 203 00:08:24,652 --> 00:08:26,205 Really? 204 00:08:26,208 --> 00:08:30,485 This vest is not the only thing that's full of surprises. 205 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:35,617 Where ya goin'? 206 00:08:35,620 --> 00:08:36,793 Out. 207 00:08:36,796 --> 00:08:38,274 Out where? 208 00:08:38,277 --> 00:08:39,406 Jana's. 209 00:08:39,409 --> 00:08:41,409 Her parents gonna be there? 210 00:08:41,412 --> 00:08:43,064 - Yep. - Okay. 211 00:08:43,067 --> 00:08:44,849 Let me just call and make sure. 212 00:08:44,852 --> 00:08:47,235 Owens. 213 00:08:47,292 --> 00:08:49,422 Owens. 214 00:08:49,425 --> 00:08:51,513 That's her last name, right? Owens? 215 00:08:51,516 --> 00:08:53,385 Why are you being so weird? 216 00:08:53,388 --> 00:08:55,492 I'm not being weird. Are you? 217 00:08:55,495 --> 00:08:56,774 No. 218 00:08:56,777 --> 00:08:59,169 Good. No one's being weird. 219 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:00,508 Don't call 'em. 220 00:09:00,511 --> 00:09:01,781 Why not? 221 00:09:01,784 --> 00:09:03,392 Why can't you just trust me? 222 00:09:06,723 --> 00:09:08,984 Because I know that you're lying. 223 00:09:08,987 --> 00:09:10,953 What? No, I'm not. 224 00:09:10,956 --> 00:09:12,956 I heard you on the phone with Jana. 225 00:09:12,959 --> 00:09:14,852 You spied on me? 226 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:16,942 I didn't mean to, but I'm glad that I did, 227 00:09:16,945 --> 00:09:18,466 because you just lied to my face. 228 00:09:18,469 --> 00:09:19,990 You are not going anywhere. 229 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:22,164 Try and stop me. 230 00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:25,110 You walk out that door, and your father gets involved. 231 00:09:28,945 --> 00:09:30,947 I don't need this. 232 00:09:35,915 --> 00:09:37,539 Dang. 233 00:09:41,116 --> 00:09:42,735 Dad. 234 00:09:42,738 --> 00:09:44,956 - You missed everything. - What happened? 235 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:47,188 Georgie lied to Mom to be alone at Jana's house, 236 00:09:47,191 --> 00:09:49,757 but Mom knew 'cause she listened in on his phone call. 237 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:50,977 Oh, boy. 238 00:09:50,980 --> 00:09:52,632 Now he's grounded and everyone's mad. 239 00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:54,635 Not me. I'm super happy. 240 00:09:54,638 --> 00:09:56,768 Well... bye. 241 00:09:56,771 --> 00:10:00,750 Dad, the university offered to pay for us to go to California! 242 00:10:00,753 --> 00:10:02,758 They're even putting us up in a hotel. 243 00:10:02,761 --> 00:10:04,000 You're kidding. 244 00:10:04,003 --> 00:10:05,393 We're going to California? 245 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:06,719 No, just me and Dad. 246 00:10:08,648 --> 00:10:09,821 That's fair. 247 00:10:09,824 --> 00:10:11,998 I'm so happy for you. 248 00:10:12,001 --> 00:10:13,797 Sometimes sarcasm 249 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,406 was laid on so thick 250 00:10:15,409 --> 00:10:16,906 even I could detect it. 251 00:10:16,909 --> 00:10:18,822 Thanks! 252 00:10:18,825 --> 00:10:21,869 This was not one of those times. 253 00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:23,500 I see. 254 00:10:23,503 --> 00:10:25,677 Well, no, that makes sense. 255 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:27,897 Okay, John, thanks. 256 00:10:27,900 --> 00:10:29,289 Bye. 257 00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:32,559 Sheldon was right. 258 00:10:32,562 --> 00:10:34,779 They're offerin' to pay for the whole trip. 259 00:10:34,782 --> 00:10:35,883 Why? 260 00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:37,383 Sturgis talked to his boss, 261 00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:40,344 and they really want to keep Sheldon goin' to school there. 262 00:10:40,347 --> 00:10:42,860 I guess I could take him. 263 00:10:42,863 --> 00:10:44,297 Why you? 264 00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:46,196 He asked me first. 265 00:10:46,199 --> 00:10:48,329 I'm mad at Georgie right now. 266 00:10:48,332 --> 00:10:50,422 It'd be good for us to have some space. 267 00:10:50,425 --> 00:10:52,145 So, you pick a fight with Georgie, 268 00:10:52,148 --> 00:10:53,801 and I don't get to go to California? 269 00:10:55,149 --> 00:10:57,758 Fine, you can go. 270 00:10:57,761 --> 00:10:59,195 Thank you. 271 00:10:59,198 --> 00:11:02,125 Have fun managing Sheldon's bathroom schedule 272 00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:03,852 in different time zones. 273 00:11:14,026 --> 00:11:17,810 Let me get a picture of my boys before their big trip. 274 00:11:17,813 --> 00:11:19,291 It's smart to document this. 275 00:11:19,294 --> 00:11:21,295 Next time you see me, I'll have been in the presence 276 00:11:21,297 --> 00:11:22,818 of Stephen Hawking. 277 00:11:22,821 --> 00:11:24,517 Smile. 278 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:26,086 I'd prefer to look serious. 279 00:11:26,089 --> 00:11:28,571 This may appear in a textbook someday. 280 00:11:28,574 --> 00:11:30,305 Say, "Stephen Hawking." 281 00:11:30,308 --> 00:11:32,134 - Stephen Hawking. - Stephen Hawking. 282 00:11:32,137 --> 00:11:35,071 Aw, you made me smile. 283 00:11:41,418 --> 00:11:43,026 Wash up for dinner. 284 00:11:43,028 --> 00:11:44,289 I ain't eatin'. 285 00:11:44,291 --> 00:11:46,291 Well, you're not watchin' TV. 286 00:11:46,293 --> 00:11:48,966 I can't leave the house, and now I can't watch TV. 287 00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:51,646 Yeah, it's called being grounded. 288 00:11:54,866 --> 00:11:56,649 I can't wait to move out. 289 00:11:56,651 --> 00:11:57,867 What was that?! 290 00:11:57,869 --> 00:11:59,695 Next time, I'll say it on the phone, 291 00:11:59,697 --> 00:12:01,654 so you can hear me. 292 00:12:06,313 --> 00:12:09,009 You keep frownin' like that, you're gonna get wrinkles 293 00:12:09,011 --> 00:12:10,750 like your meemaw. 294 00:12:10,752 --> 00:12:12,404 You look great. 295 00:12:12,406 --> 00:12:14,805 I know, I just wanted to hear you say it. 296 00:12:17,844 --> 00:12:20,238 What's on your mind? 297 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,892 Sheldon always gets everything he wants. 298 00:12:22,894 --> 00:12:24,764 I guess he does. 299 00:12:24,766 --> 00:12:26,983 That's not fair, huh? 300 00:12:26,985 --> 00:12:28,333 No! 301 00:12:28,335 --> 00:12:30,073 On the other hand, he's just 302 00:12:30,075 --> 00:12:32,815 going to some science lecture. 303 00:12:32,817 --> 00:12:36,819 I know, but he gets to go on a plane to California. 304 00:12:36,821 --> 00:12:38,107 Planes aren't all that great. 305 00:12:38,110 --> 00:12:40,519 You can't even smoke on 'em anymore. 306 00:12:40,521 --> 00:12:41,696 I tell you what, 307 00:12:41,699 --> 00:12:43,042 after practice today, 308 00:12:43,045 --> 00:12:45,132 you and me will do somethin' fun. 309 00:12:45,134 --> 00:12:47,003 Can I have my first cigarette? 310 00:12:47,005 --> 00:12:48,180 No! 311 00:12:49,225 --> 00:12:50,833 Can I get my ears pierced? 312 00:12:50,835 --> 00:12:52,607 Your mom won't like that. 313 00:12:52,610 --> 00:12:55,360 So, maybe. 314 00:13:05,110 --> 00:13:07,894 All right, 34A and B... this is us. 315 00:13:07,896 --> 00:13:09,672 All right, you want the aisle or the window? 316 00:13:09,675 --> 00:13:11,164 Which one is assigned to me? 317 00:13:11,167 --> 00:13:12,805 It doesn't matter, just pick one. 318 00:13:12,808 --> 00:13:14,980 Well, if I sit by the window, I can watch the takeoff 319 00:13:14,983 --> 00:13:17,114 and landing, but if I sit on the aisle, 320 00:13:17,117 --> 00:13:18,586 I'm closer to the bathroom. 321 00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:19,727 Here we go. 322 00:13:19,730 --> 00:13:21,255 Although if I'm by the window, you'll have 323 00:13:21,257 --> 00:13:22,961 to get up when I use the bathroom. 324 00:13:22,964 --> 00:13:24,469 But if I'm not, I'll have 325 00:13:24,472 --> 00:13:26,168 to get up when youuse the bathroom. 326 00:13:26,171 --> 00:13:27,219 Just pick one. 327 00:13:27,222 --> 00:13:28,569 It's a tricky decision. 328 00:13:28,572 --> 00:13:29,958 My bladder's smaller than yours... 329 00:13:29,961 --> 00:13:31,831 Everything okay here? 330 00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:33,267 About to be. 331 00:13:33,269 --> 00:13:34,486 Here! 332 00:13:34,488 --> 00:13:35,617 Aisle it is! 333 00:13:35,619 --> 00:13:36,705 We're good. 334 00:13:36,707 --> 00:13:38,230 Oh, okay. 335 00:13:41,843 --> 00:13:43,712 You want to help me with this? 336 00:13:43,714 --> 00:13:44,887 No. 337 00:13:44,889 --> 00:13:46,976 Hey! 338 00:13:46,978 --> 00:13:48,586 You're the one who lied to me. 339 00:13:48,589 --> 00:13:51,735 Well, I'm done talkin' to you, so it'll never happen again. 340 00:13:56,727 --> 00:13:58,031 What? 341 00:13:58,033 --> 00:14:00,169 I know you don't want to talk, and that's fine. 342 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:02,227 You can just listen. 343 00:14:02,230 --> 00:14:06,453 Life is hard enough if you make good decisions, 344 00:14:06,456 --> 00:14:09,674 but if you make bad ones, it gets even harder. 345 00:14:09,677 --> 00:14:11,938 Nothin' was gonna happen with Jana. 346 00:14:11,941 --> 00:14:13,250 - Georgie... - No! 347 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:14,938 You always assume the worst with me. 348 00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:18,180 I'm sorry you were a perfect kid and I'm just a screwup. 349 00:14:18,183 --> 00:14:20,563 You are not a screwup. 350 00:14:21,742 --> 00:14:24,317 And I was not a perfect kid. 351 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:27,018 Oh, what'd you do, sleep through church one mornin'? 352 00:14:28,207 --> 00:14:31,034 For your information... 353 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:34,240 I used to skip class... 354 00:14:34,243 --> 00:14:35,895 so that I could 355 00:14:35,897 --> 00:14:37,853 drink beer 356 00:14:37,855 --> 00:14:39,857 in my boyfriend's truck. 357 00:14:41,119 --> 00:14:43,119 Dad had a truck back then? 358 00:14:43,121 --> 00:14:45,731 Not talkin' about your dad. 359 00:14:45,733 --> 00:14:47,517 Whoa. 360 00:14:50,477 --> 00:14:52,607 I also... 361 00:14:52,609 --> 00:14:54,783 stole your meemaw's car 362 00:14:54,785 --> 00:14:57,016 and crashed it into a ditch. 363 00:14:57,019 --> 00:14:58,149 Really? 364 00:14:58,152 --> 00:14:59,630 With that boyfriend who wasn't Dad? 365 00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:01,659 - Missin' the point! - If the point is 366 00:15:01,662 --> 00:15:03,923 you made some bad decisions and turned out fine, 367 00:15:03,925 --> 00:15:05,399 then why you being so hard on me? 368 00:15:05,402 --> 00:15:09,186 Because some decisions you cannot walk away from 369 00:15:09,189 --> 00:15:11,711 and they will affect the rest of your life. 370 00:15:11,714 --> 00:15:13,194 If you're talkin' about Jana getting pregnant, 371 00:15:13,196 --> 00:15:14,586 she ain't gonna. 372 00:15:14,588 --> 00:15:16,977 That is what I thought, and the next thing I know, 373 00:15:16,980 --> 00:15:19,198 I'm at the courthouse gettin' married. 374 00:15:19,201 --> 00:15:21,696 You got married 375 00:15:21,699 --> 00:15:23,248 because you were pregnant? 376 00:15:26,391 --> 00:15:28,045 Yes. 377 00:15:29,733 --> 00:15:31,646 So, I was a mistake? 378 00:15:31,648 --> 00:15:33,406 No! No! 379 00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:36,911 You are a blessin'. 380 00:15:36,914 --> 00:15:38,797 The mistake 381 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:41,540 was lyin' to my parents, so that I could spend 382 00:15:41,543 --> 00:15:44,500 the night at your dad's house. 383 00:15:44,503 --> 00:15:46,674 And, you know, tequila. 384 00:15:46,677 --> 00:15:48,967 Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. 385 00:15:48,970 --> 00:15:51,579 We're expecting a smooth flight to Los Angeles. 386 00:15:51,581 --> 00:15:54,016 Before we take off, please direct your attention 387 00:15:54,018 --> 00:15:55,888 to the flight attendants as they review 388 00:15:55,890 --> 00:15:57,977 some important safety procedures. 389 00:15:57,979 --> 00:16:00,414 "Safety procedures"? Oh, baby. 390 00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:02,417 Take a minute to locate 391 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,125 the exit closest to you. 392 00:16:04,128 --> 00:16:06,288 The nearest exit could be behind you. 393 00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:07,860 Should the cabin experience 394 00:16:07,863 --> 00:16:10,485 sudden pressure loss, oxygen masks will 395 00:16:10,488 --> 00:16:12,469 drop down from above your seat... 396 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,250 Why would the cabin lose pressure? 397 00:16:14,253 --> 00:16:16,516 - It won't. - Place the mask over your mouth and nose, 398 00:16:16,519 --> 00:16:19,914 like this, pull the strap to tighten it. 399 00:16:19,917 --> 00:16:22,483 If you are traveling with children, make sure that your 400 00:16:22,486 --> 00:16:25,699 own mask is on first before helping your child... 401 00:16:25,702 --> 00:16:27,258 I don't like this at all. 402 00:16:27,261 --> 00:16:29,071 It's just a precaution. 403 00:16:29,074 --> 00:16:31,203 You know... perfectly safe. 404 00:16:31,206 --> 00:16:32,814 In the unlikely event 405 00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:35,274 of a water landing and evacuation... 406 00:16:35,277 --> 00:16:38,289 Water landing, water landing, water landing... 407 00:16:38,292 --> 00:16:39,508 I can't do this. 408 00:16:44,765 --> 00:16:46,821 Keep going, we'll be right back. 409 00:16:46,824 --> 00:16:48,374 Uh, sir?! 410 00:16:48,377 --> 00:16:50,531 - Sheldon, come out of there! - No! 411 00:16:50,534 --> 00:16:52,797 At least open the door. 412 00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:55,904 Tell them I need to get off. 413 00:16:55,907 --> 00:16:57,515 Sir? 414 00:16:57,518 --> 00:16:59,297 You both need to return to your seats. 415 00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:01,213 Just one second. 416 00:17:01,216 --> 00:17:02,367 Sir. Sir... 417 00:17:04,349 --> 00:17:05,914 If you want to see Stephen Hawking, 418 00:17:05,916 --> 00:17:07,727 we have to sit down right now. 419 00:17:07,730 --> 00:17:10,657 - It's too dangerous. I can't! - It's okay to be scared. 420 00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:13,130 Th-That's when you got to dig deep and be brave. 421 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,306 So, what do you say? 422 00:17:14,308 --> 00:17:16,700 No, I'm your terrified little boy! 423 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,137 Okay. 424 00:17:18,140 --> 00:17:20,053 Sir, please, they're gonna call security! 425 00:17:20,056 --> 00:17:21,446 Just one more second. 426 00:17:23,238 --> 00:17:24,977 Mr. Spock! 427 00:17:24,979 --> 00:17:27,414 He flies around all the time in that spaceship. 428 00:17:27,416 --> 00:17:29,000 He's not afraid, is he? 429 00:17:29,003 --> 00:17:30,873 I'm not Mr. Spock. 430 00:17:30,876 --> 00:17:33,914 No, but-but I've seen you pretend to be him. 431 00:17:35,703 --> 00:17:37,032 Could you do that right now? 432 00:17:37,034 --> 00:17:39,384 You be Spock, I'll be Kirk. 433 00:17:41,765 --> 00:17:44,157 Maybe. 434 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:47,509 Okay, Mr. Spock. 435 00:17:47,512 --> 00:17:50,689 Your first order is to return to your seat. 436 00:17:52,136 --> 00:17:54,095 Aye, Captain. 437 00:17:55,851 --> 00:17:58,227 Flight attendants, prepare for takeoff. 438 00:18:02,163 --> 00:18:04,102 You okay, Mr. Spock? 439 00:18:04,105 --> 00:18:06,148 Doing my best, sir. 440 00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:13,930 The captain and Mr. Spock don't hold hands. 441 00:18:13,933 --> 00:18:15,703 Sorry. 442 00:18:24,778 --> 00:18:26,914 Okay, maybe just this once. 443 00:18:47,129 --> 00:18:49,782 I think we've been lied to about California. 444 00:18:49,785 --> 00:18:51,961 No one on this campus is tan at all. 445 00:18:53,014 --> 00:18:55,016 No, they are not. 446 00:18:58,071 --> 00:19:00,630 Imagine all the stimulating conversations 447 00:19:00,633 --> 00:19:02,720 that must go on at these tables. 448 00:19:02,723 --> 00:19:04,203 I bet. 449 00:19:05,470 --> 00:19:08,602 I can see myself going here one day. 450 00:19:08,604 --> 00:19:11,607 I think you'd fit right in. 451 00:19:30,657 --> 00:19:37,958 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - ... www.Addic7ed.com ...