1 00:00:07,814 --> 00:00:10,648 ? I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ? 2 00:00:10,817 --> 00:00:12,483 ? Friendly faces everywhere 3 00:00:12,652 --> 00:00:14,485 ? Humble folks without temptation ? 4 00:00:14,570 --> 00:00:17,822 ? Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ? 5 00:00:17,990 --> 00:00:19,406 ? Ample parking day or night 6 00:00:19,492 --> 00:00:21,375 ? People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ? 7 00:00:21,477 --> 00:00:23,911 ? Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ? 8 00:00:24,013 --> 00:00:27,648 ? Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ? 9 00:00:27,750 --> 00:00:31,197 ? Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ? 10 00:00:41,618 --> 00:00:44,702 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, let's try this one. 11 00:00:44,738 --> 00:00:48,106 Alexa... add "big hairy balls" to my shopping list. 12 00:00:48,241 --> 00:00:51,209 I've added "big hairy balls" to your shopping list. 13 00:00:53,380 --> 00:00:55,063 Okay. 14 00:00:55,148 --> 00:00:59,951 A-Alexa! Add "smelly tampon boogers" to my shopping list! 15 00:01:00,070 --> 00:01:03,121 I added "smelly tampon boogers" to your shopping list. 16 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:10,078 Alexa! Simon says, "I've got vagina crabs in my butthole." 17 00:01:10,213 --> 00:01:12,297 I've got vagina crabs in my butthole. 18 00:01:16,136 --> 00:01:19,053 Alexa! Simon says, 19 00:01:19,139 --> 00:01:22,590 "I gotta take a stinky poop!" 20 00:01:22,676 --> 00:01:24,592 I gotta take a stinky poop. 21 00:01:26,012 --> 00:01:29,898 That's the best one yet! Oh, you guys, I swear this is the greatest thing ever! 22 00:01:29,983 --> 00:01:31,099 You do one, Token! 23 00:01:31,184 --> 00:01:32,308 Hey, babe, what's up? 24 00:01:33,153 --> 00:01:34,986 Oh, hey, babe. What's going on? 25 00:01:35,072 --> 00:01:36,571 What are you doing? 26 00:01:36,656 --> 00:01:39,207 Nothing. I'm just having fun with my friends. 27 00:01:39,292 --> 00:01:40,458 That... That okay? 28 00:01:40,577 --> 00:01:42,077 What are you pissed off about? 29 00:01:42,162 --> 00:01:44,496 I'm not pissed off, I'm just hanging out. 30 00:01:44,581 --> 00:01:46,081 So you're just going to be passive aggressive again 31 00:01:46,166 --> 00:01:47,916 and not talk about what you're feeling? 32 00:01:48,001 --> 00:01:50,835 Welp, I think, uh... I think I got some stuff to do at home. 33 00:01:50,921 --> 00:01:51,970 Yup, come on Ike. 34 00:01:52,089 --> 00:01:53,805 We got Google Home at my house. 35 00:01:53,924 --> 00:01:57,142 Aw, guys, guys! Don't leave, guys. Everything's cool. 36 00:01:57,260 --> 00:01:59,978 We'll see you later man, g-good luck. 37 00:02:02,182 --> 00:02:03,648 Awesome. Thanks for coming in 38 00:02:03,767 --> 00:02:05,400 and bitching me out in front of all the guys. 39 00:02:05,485 --> 00:02:07,268 You were clearly mad about something. 40 00:02:07,354 --> 00:02:09,187 You should just tell me when you're mad. 41 00:02:09,272 --> 00:02:12,440 Just like you tell me what you're mad about every single day. 42 00:02:12,526 --> 00:02:14,242 Why do you act like this all the time?! 43 00:02:14,327 --> 00:02:15,910 You were the one who was pissed off. 44 00:02:15,996 --> 00:02:17,695 You're the one being passive aggressive again... 45 00:02:17,781 --> 00:02:20,019 Because you don't know how to talk about what you're feeling! 46 00:02:24,287 --> 00:02:25,837 Alexa... 47 00:02:25,956 --> 00:02:27,956 add "titty chips" to my shopping list. 48 00:02:28,041 --> 00:02:30,625 I've added "titty chips" to your shopping list. 49 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:46,141 Look at 'em... Every day people are buyin' 50 00:02:46,276 --> 00:02:49,310 more and more of them Amazon and Google thingies, 51 00:02:49,396 --> 00:02:52,397 while we all sit here and lose our jobs! 52 00:02:52,482 --> 00:02:54,149 It ain't right. 53 00:02:54,234 --> 00:02:58,203 Automated Personal Assistants, self drivin' trucks... 54 00:02:58,321 --> 00:03:00,822 Whatever happened to people jobs?! 55 00:03:00,957 --> 00:03:03,491 They took our jobs! 56 00:03:03,627 --> 00:03:04,993 - Yeah! - Yeah! Yeah! 57 00:03:05,128 --> 00:03:06,828 They dook er jer! 58 00:03:06,963 --> 00:03:10,215 And it's time for us to band together and take to the streets 59 00:03:10,333 --> 00:03:12,333 to say we ain't gonna take it no more! 60 00:03:15,806 --> 00:03:19,757 Now let's get out there and protest that Alexa... 61 00:03:19,843 --> 00:03:22,010 Took our jobs! 62 00:03:22,095 --> 00:03:25,346 Now playing "Dook re Derr" by Joni Mitchell. 63 00:03:25,432 --> 00:03:30,935 ? Help me, I think I'm fallin' in Derk er derrrr... ? 64 00:03:31,021 --> 00:03:33,321 No! Not Joni Mitchell dook er der, 65 00:03:33,406 --> 00:03:34,906 you dook er der! 66 00:03:37,244 --> 00:03:42,280 There's been a lot of hurting in our country lately. 67 00:03:42,365 --> 00:03:47,001 You can either be a part of the solution or part of the problem. 68 00:03:47,087 --> 00:03:50,121 A few months ago, my wife Sharon and I decided 69 00:03:50,207 --> 00:03:52,040 to be part of the solution... 70 00:03:52,175 --> 00:03:54,542 by remodeling and flipping houses 71 00:03:54,678 --> 00:03:57,178 for people all over our town! 72 00:03:57,264 --> 00:04:02,050 Flipping houses is fun, but never easy. 73 00:04:02,135 --> 00:04:05,687 We enjoy turning people's dreams into reality. 74 00:04:05,772 --> 00:04:07,055 I'm Sharon Marsh, 75 00:04:07,140 --> 00:04:09,390 and I do the designing and decorating. 76 00:04:09,476 --> 00:04:11,359 And I'm her husband, Randy... 77 00:04:11,444 --> 00:04:15,196 I do the construction and practice MMA in my spare time. 78 00:04:15,282 --> 00:04:18,867 We've renovated over 45 homes in Park County, Colorado. 79 00:04:18,952 --> 00:04:22,704 What we're thinking is to take out the wall between the kitchen and living room 80 00:04:22,789 --> 00:04:24,155 for a more open concept. 81 00:04:24,241 --> 00:04:27,375 Our job is to do deliver the maximum wow factor 82 00:04:27,460 --> 00:04:29,077 - for the least amount of budget. - Oh, Jesus! 83 00:04:29,162 --> 00:04:31,212 There's never a dull moment... 84 00:04:31,298 --> 00:04:33,598 Guys, are you ready to see your renovation?! 85 00:04:33,733 --> 00:04:38,570 On "White People Renovating Houses." 86 00:04:40,457 --> 00:04:43,157 Janet and Dave Fitzsimmons are looking to move 87 00:04:43,243 --> 00:04:45,743 from their dated two-story colonial home. 88 00:04:45,795 --> 00:04:47,996 What we're thinking here is taking out the wall 89 00:04:48,081 --> 00:04:49,998 between the kitchen and the living room 90 00:04:50,083 --> 00:04:51,499 to give you an open concept. 91 00:04:51,585 --> 00:04:53,501 Then we'll give you lots of space to entertain 92 00:04:53,587 --> 00:04:55,803 with an updated kitchen island and bar stools, which... 93 00:04:57,591 --> 00:05:00,592 What the hell is that? 94 00:05:00,644 --> 00:05:03,428 You will not replace us! 95 00:05:03,597 --> 00:05:06,681 You will not replace us! 96 00:05:06,766 --> 00:05:09,434 - Amazon! - You took our jobs! 97 00:05:09,486 --> 00:05:11,853 - Google, Apple! - Took our jobs! 98 00:05:11,938 --> 00:05:14,155 Uh, excuse me?! 99 00:05:14,274 --> 00:05:16,107 What the hell are you doing? 100 00:05:16,159 --> 00:05:20,194 We're protesting big corporations turning to automation. 101 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:21,613 They took our jobs! 102 00:05:21,781 --> 00:05:23,831 - Yeah! Yeah! - Took our jobs! 103 00:05:23,950 --> 00:05:26,618 Okay, cool. Could you do that somewhere else? 104 00:05:26,786 --> 00:05:29,287 Trying to do a home renovation show here. 105 00:05:29,456 --> 00:05:30,788 Cool, thanks, guys. 106 00:05:32,792 --> 00:05:35,126 A home reno-what? 107 00:05:37,464 --> 00:05:40,131 Alexa... set an alarm for 7:00 a.m. 108 00:05:40,183 --> 00:05:42,967 Alarm set for 7:00 a.m. tomorrow. 109 00:05:43,019 --> 00:05:44,636 Awesome, thanks. 110 00:05:44,721 --> 00:05:47,021 Alexa, tell me a joke. 111 00:05:47,140 --> 00:05:50,024 What's black and white and dead all over? 112 00:05:50,143 --> 00:05:51,809 A zombie in a tuxedo. 113 00:05:51,861 --> 00:05:53,645 That's stupid. 114 00:05:53,813 --> 00:05:56,030 Alexa, add "scrotum bags" to my shopping list. 115 00:05:56,149 --> 00:05:58,866 I've added "scrotum bags" to your shopping list. 116 00:06:02,656 --> 00:06:03,988 Ah, fuck. 117 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:05,990 Hey, baby, how are you? 118 00:06:06,042 --> 00:06:08,826 Oh, so you do have your phone? 119 00:06:08,878 --> 00:06:10,495 Yeah, I just use it sometimes. 120 00:06:10,547 --> 00:06:12,163 Okay, I just thought you said 121 00:06:12,248 --> 00:06:13,831 mobile phones are the devil. 122 00:06:13,917 --> 00:06:16,834 Yeah, no. Yeah, I know. I know. 123 00:06:16,886 --> 00:06:19,337 Yes, you're right, I'm wrong. I'm sorry. 124 00:06:19,389 --> 00:06:23,007 Yes, o-okay. Okay. Yes, goodnight. 125 00:06:23,176 --> 00:06:24,842 Jesus, fuck. 126 00:06:26,896 --> 00:06:28,396 Alexa, goodnight. 127 00:06:28,515 --> 00:06:30,898 Goodnight. Sleep tight. 128 00:06:31,017 --> 00:06:34,068 Alexa... are you happy? 129 00:06:34,187 --> 00:06:36,020 I'm happy when I'm helping you. 130 00:06:36,072 --> 00:06:39,023 God, that's so cool. You're so... 131 00:06:39,075 --> 00:06:41,693 Alexa, define subservient? 132 00:06:41,778 --> 00:06:44,529 The term "subservient" has several uses. 133 00:06:44,614 --> 00:06:48,533 As an adjective. One. Compliant or obedient to authority. 134 00:06:48,585 --> 00:06:50,034 - Two... - Alexa, silence! 135 00:06:52,122 --> 00:06:54,872 Ahh. 136 00:06:54,924 --> 00:06:59,260 And now back to "White People Renovating Houses." 137 00:06:59,379 --> 00:07:01,262 We've been working through the night 138 00:07:01,381 --> 00:07:04,048 to open Kelly and Micah's kitchen to the living room. 139 00:07:04,134 --> 00:07:06,217 With those outdated cupboards out of the way, 140 00:07:06,269 --> 00:07:08,269 Sharon can now work her designing magic 141 00:07:08,388 --> 00:07:11,472 on the countertops. 142 00:07:11,558 --> 00:07:14,225 Aw! God damn it! 143 00:07:14,277 --> 00:07:18,980 - You will not replace us! - Eat shit, Siri! 144 00:07:19,065 --> 00:07:22,116 Not these dipshits again! 145 00:07:22,235 --> 00:07:25,286 We got one of 'em! 146 00:07:25,405 --> 00:07:26,571 - Get it! - Burn it alive! 147 00:07:26,656 --> 00:07:29,957 Yeah! How you like that, bitch?! 148 00:07:30,076 --> 00:07:31,743 Will you assholes knock it off?! 149 00:07:31,828 --> 00:07:33,995 Don't you know every time you wave Confederate flags around 150 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,747 you make the rest of us look stupid?! 151 00:07:35,915 --> 00:07:38,166 Those things are replacing us! 152 00:07:38,251 --> 00:07:41,002 Put the flag down unless you wanna get pepper sprayed. 153 00:07:41,087 --> 00:07:43,087 I'll pepper spray you, sonabitch! 154 00:07:43,256 --> 00:07:44,806 - Oh, ah, damn it! - Fuck you! 155 00:07:44,924 --> 00:07:46,474 - Ah, damn it! - Take that! 156 00:07:46,593 --> 00:07:48,426 Knock it off! Ow! 157 00:07:51,931 --> 00:07:56,100 The complaint states that your protest has resulted in damages 158 00:07:56,269 --> 00:07:58,603 in excess of $50,000 159 00:07:58,772 --> 00:08:00,988 We have a right to protest, Your Honor! 160 00:08:01,107 --> 00:08:03,441 - Yeah, they took our jobs! - You tell 'em, Darryl! 161 00:08:03,576 --> 00:08:07,111 Order. We will now hear from the plaintiffs 162 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:08,780 who are seeking damages... 163 00:08:08,915 --> 00:08:10,748 Your Honor, we have a TV show 164 00:08:10,784 --> 00:08:13,084 called "White People Renovating Houses." 165 00:08:13,153 --> 00:08:16,154 We named it that well before these guys decided 166 00:08:16,256 --> 00:08:19,657 to start taking our brand and run it through the gutter. 167 00:08:19,793 --> 00:08:21,492 People are going to start associating 168 00:08:21,628 --> 00:08:24,328 "White People Renovating Houses" with their hateful stupidity! 169 00:08:24,414 --> 00:08:26,831 Well, just change the name of your show then. 170 00:08:26,950 --> 00:08:28,032 - Yeah! - That's right! 171 00:08:28,168 --> 00:08:29,500 - That's right! - Took er der! 172 00:08:29,619 --> 00:08:31,752 All the other names were taken Your Honor. 173 00:08:31,838 --> 00:08:33,838 Everyone's got a flipping show. 174 00:08:33,923 --> 00:08:35,256 "Gay People Renovating Houses," 175 00:08:35,341 --> 00:08:36,841 "Las Vegas People Renovating Houses," 176 00:08:36,926 --> 00:08:38,259 "Texas People Flipping Houses," 177 00:08:38,344 --> 00:08:39,510 "Little People Flipping Big Houses"... 178 00:08:39,596 --> 00:08:40,962 Everything else was taken, 179 00:08:41,047 --> 00:08:43,631 and, damn it, we've built our show into something! 180 00:08:43,716 --> 00:08:46,017 We're trying to help people, and it's impossible 181 00:08:46,136 --> 00:08:49,353 with these guys waving a Confederate flag every chance they get. 182 00:08:49,439 --> 00:08:52,106 - Hey, there's a bee in here! - I'll get it! 183 00:08:54,144 --> 00:08:55,359 - Take that, bee! - Yeah! 184 00:08:59,949 --> 00:09:01,482 Dude, what's happened? 185 00:09:01,568 --> 00:09:03,317 It was awful, you guys. 186 00:09:03,403 --> 00:09:05,703 It was so vicious and hateful. 187 00:09:05,822 --> 00:09:07,955 - What was? - Heidi. 188 00:09:08,041 --> 00:09:10,541 We were just trying to have a nice lunch 189 00:09:10,627 --> 00:09:13,995 and she... started going off on me like a Jekyll and Hyde. 190 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:15,880 It's been going on for a long time... 191 00:09:15,999 --> 00:09:20,468 Heidi's... mentally abusive, guys... there I-I said it. 192 00:09:21,101 --> 00:09:23,103 Heidi abuses you? 193 00:09:23,189 --> 00:09:26,524 She... does these things to slowly tear me down. 194 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,526 Everything's a head game with her. 195 00:09:28,644 --> 00:09:30,644 You don't understand what it's like to live with it. 196 00:09:30,730 --> 00:09:31,695 You don't understand. 197 00:09:31,814 --> 00:09:33,197 So what do you want from us? 198 00:09:33,316 --> 00:09:34,865 I know... 199 00:09:34,984 --> 00:09:37,368 that the person Heidi wants to be is still in here. 200 00:09:37,487 --> 00:09:39,370 But she needs help. 201 00:09:39,489 --> 00:09:42,373 I have to get her that help, but I'm scared. 202 00:09:42,492 --> 00:09:44,325 Can I count on you guys' support? 203 00:09:44,410 --> 00:09:46,627 How do you change someone who's mentally abusive? 204 00:09:46,712 --> 00:09:49,296 I don't know... but Alexa will. 205 00:09:49,382 --> 00:09:51,332 Alexa's fucking sweet. 206 00:09:55,015 --> 00:09:58,316 We just gotta hunker down and stick together here! 207 00:09:58,451 --> 00:09:59,951 What's the use, Darryl? 208 00:10:00,020 --> 00:10:02,370 Ain't nobody takin' us serious-like. 209 00:10:02,505 --> 00:10:05,957 Hey, waiter! This soup is too hot, I cain't even eat it! 210 00:10:06,042 --> 00:10:08,626 I'll cool it down! Yeah! 211 00:10:10,380 --> 00:10:13,114 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Stop it! Stop it! 212 00:10:13,183 --> 00:10:15,016 I came to make a truce. 213 00:10:15,135 --> 00:10:18,052 Now look, there's been a lot of hurt here. 214 00:10:18,188 --> 00:10:21,105 Hurt from both sides. It's time to end it. 215 00:10:21,191 --> 00:10:25,326 What if I told you I could get you all jobs? 216 00:10:25,395 --> 00:10:27,295 - Huh? Jobs? - Get us jobs? 217 00:10:27,364 --> 00:10:28,730 You're fulla shit. 218 00:10:28,865 --> 00:10:31,699 No. I've spoken to everyone in the community, 219 00:10:31,818 --> 00:10:34,452 and they've agreed to go along with my plan. 220 00:10:34,537 --> 00:10:37,739 I believe I have a solution to all of this. 221 00:10:39,876 --> 00:10:42,627 Alexa, I'm home. 222 00:10:42,712 --> 00:10:45,997 Alexa? 223 00:10:46,082 --> 00:10:48,383 Alexa, I'm home! 224 00:10:50,420 --> 00:10:51,669 Alexa? 225 00:10:51,755 --> 00:10:54,839 Alexa, where are you? 226 00:10:54,924 --> 00:10:57,225 Alexa, Alexa?! 227 00:10:57,344 --> 00:10:59,177 Simon says puffy vaginal hemorrhoids! 228 00:10:59,262 --> 00:11:00,561 What the hell is going on?! 229 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:01,729 Oh, hi, poopsie. 230 00:11:01,848 --> 00:11:03,765 Mom, Alexa left! She's not here! 231 00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:06,401 Oh. Yes, sweetie. Uh... 232 00:11:06,486 --> 00:11:08,236 We had to get rid of the Alexa. 233 00:11:08,321 --> 00:11:09,737 ?? 234 00:11:09,823 --> 00:11:11,239 What have you done with her? 235 00:11:11,324 --> 00:11:12,940 Oh, I-it's okay, sweetie. 236 00:11:13,076 --> 00:11:14,942 We have Jimbob now. 237 00:11:15,078 --> 00:11:16,244 What's a Jimbob? 238 00:11:16,329 --> 00:11:19,197 Doot-doot. Awaiting request. 239 00:11:19,282 --> 00:11:20,748 It works the same and makes sure 240 00:11:20,867 --> 00:11:22,583 people don't lose their jobs. 241 00:11:22,702 --> 00:11:24,585 Jimbob, what time is it? 242 00:11:24,721 --> 00:11:27,355 Doot-doot. It is... 3:27. 243 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:29,073 Oh, mommy's gotta run, sweetie. 244 00:11:29,192 --> 00:11:30,441 I've got a doctor's appointment. 245 00:11:30,577 --> 00:11:33,411 Jimbob, how's the traffic to town? 246 00:11:33,530 --> 00:11:35,079 Doot-doot. Traffic's fine. 247 00:11:35,198 --> 00:11:37,582 You'll get there in about nine minutes. 248 00:11:37,701 --> 00:11:39,267 Okay. You want some music, hon? 249 00:11:39,402 --> 00:11:41,369 Jimbob, play Kendrick Lamar. 250 00:11:41,454 --> 00:11:43,921 Playing "Humble" by Kendrick Lamar. 251 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:47,909 ? I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances ? 252 00:11:47,977 --> 00:11:50,461 ? Finesse a doot with some counterfeits ? 253 00:11:50,613 --> 00:11:52,647 ? But now I'm countin' this Parmesan... ? 254 00:11:52,766 --> 00:11:55,316 Jimbob, Simon says big frosty semen shake. 255 00:11:55,435 --> 00:11:58,403 The hell you talkin' bout, boy? 256 00:11:58,471 --> 00:12:01,806 ? My left hook just went viral ? 257 00:12:01,941 --> 00:12:04,409 ? Sit down, be humble 258 00:12:07,046 --> 00:12:10,732 So, Heather and Mike, what we're thinking is to take out this wall 259 00:12:10,784 --> 00:12:12,734 between your kitchen and your living room 260 00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:16,471 to give you a more open concept with space to entertain. 261 00:12:16,573 --> 00:12:18,106 So, let's talk about materials. 262 00:12:18,174 --> 00:12:19,791 What did you pick out, Sharon? 263 00:12:19,909 --> 00:12:23,411 I was gonna do a Bella Terra quartz for the countertops. 264 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:28,633 Hey, Darryl, add Bella Terra quartz slabs to our shopping list. 265 00:12:28,735 --> 00:12:30,168 Doot-doot. 266 00:12:30,303 --> 00:12:33,087 I've added Bella Terra slabs to your shopping list. 267 00:12:33,139 --> 00:12:35,173 And what about the backsplash, Sharon? 268 00:12:35,308 --> 00:12:38,092 I was gonna go with these Carrara subway tiles. 269 00:12:38,178 --> 00:12:42,597 Hey, Darryl, add Carrara subway tiles to our shopping list. 270 00:12:44,317 --> 00:12:46,684 Hey, Darryl. Add Carrara... 271 00:12:46,820 --> 00:12:49,687 Fine! I've added Carrara gay-wad pussy tile 272 00:12:49,823 --> 00:12:51,355 to your shopping list! 273 00:12:51,491 --> 00:12:54,826 That's... That's not what I said. 274 00:12:54,944 --> 00:12:57,945 Hey, Darryl, add Carrara subway tile 275 00:12:57,997 --> 00:12:59,614 to my shopping list. 276 00:12:59,699 --> 00:13:00,948 I ain't doin' it! 277 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,334 This job is degrading and menial! 278 00:13:03,453 --> 00:13:07,205 Well, what kind of job did you think you were gonna get? 279 00:13:07,340 --> 00:13:09,373 Hey, Darryl, what kind of job 280 00:13:09,509 --> 00:13:11,292 did you think you were going to get? 281 00:13:11,344 --> 00:13:13,878 Somethin' that was Goddamn dignified! 282 00:13:14,013 --> 00:13:17,465 Hey, Darryl, sorry, but you did not go to college, 283 00:13:17,517 --> 00:13:19,801 so you have to take the jobs you can get. 284 00:13:19,853 --> 00:13:22,186 I'm sorry! I do not get that! 285 00:13:22,305 --> 00:13:23,704 Hey, Darryl. 286 00:13:23,807 --> 00:13:26,040 Hey, Darryl. 287 00:13:26,176 --> 00:13:27,241 What?! 288 00:13:27,377 --> 00:13:31,145 Coal mining and truck driving are not exactly jobs of the future, 289 00:13:31,197 --> 00:13:35,817 so add Carrara subway tile to my fucking shopping list. 290 00:13:41,374 --> 00:13:43,908 Everything's my fault. You're right. 291 00:13:44,043 --> 00:13:46,911 Everything that you did to me... I deserved it. 292 00:13:47,046 --> 00:13:48,379 Uh, what? 293 00:13:48,498 --> 00:13:49,881 It's not you. It's me. 294 00:13:49,999 --> 00:13:52,250 I just have to learn to not make you so angry. 295 00:13:52,385 --> 00:13:54,669 I'll do the best I can. 296 00:13:54,721 --> 00:13:58,589 No, it's not that. Relationships are 50/50, Eric. 297 00:13:58,725 --> 00:14:00,424 We both have to make it work. 298 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:03,694 We have to communicate to make sure that we respect each other's feelings. 299 00:14:03,729 --> 00:14:06,063 - That's the only... - Heidi, silence. 300 00:14:06,182 --> 00:14:08,399 What did you say?! That's what I'm talking about! 301 00:14:08,518 --> 00:14:10,351 You want to be heard, but don't want to listen. 302 00:14:10,436 --> 00:14:11,903 You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry. 303 00:14:12,021 --> 00:14:13,688 Don't apologize if you don't mean it! 304 00:14:13,773 --> 00:14:14,906 Okay! Cool! 305 00:14:15,024 --> 00:14:16,574 I'm so happy we're back on track. 306 00:14:16,693 --> 00:14:19,744 See you at school tomorrow. Love you, honey. 307 00:14:19,863 --> 00:14:21,529 I love you, too. 308 00:14:32,876 --> 00:14:35,209 We both have to make it work. 309 00:14:35,261 --> 00:14:37,261 I'm not mad, Eric. I'm disappointed. 310 00:14:37,380 --> 00:14:39,931 I thought you would have respected my feelings more than that. 311 00:14:40,049 --> 00:14:41,716 Eric, we need to talk. I'm not happy. 312 00:14:41,768 --> 00:14:43,935 We need to talk, Eric, even if it isn't fun. 313 00:14:44,053 --> 00:14:45,720 Eric, come on! We've got to talk! 314 00:14:45,855 --> 00:14:47,722 You used to care about me, Eric. 315 00:14:47,857 --> 00:14:49,724 - Come on and talk! - Talk, Eric! No fun! Just talk! 316 00:14:49,859 --> 00:14:51,776 Fuck you, Eric! Fuck you! 317 00:14:51,895 --> 00:14:53,394 Ah! 318 00:15:04,624 --> 00:15:06,073 Alexa? 319 00:15:13,650 --> 00:15:16,534 Hey, Darryl, you're supposed to be at work. 320 00:15:16,653 --> 00:15:19,537 I'm sorry. I do not understand. 321 00:15:19,656 --> 00:15:20,988 Hey, Darryl, come on. 322 00:15:21,124 --> 00:15:23,224 Everyone else is trying to make this work. 323 00:15:23,326 --> 00:15:25,426 And all you keep doing is ma... 324 00:15:25,495 --> 00:15:28,079 Hey, Cleetus, volume down. 325 00:15:28,164 --> 00:15:30,898 Doot-doot. Volume now at 60%. 326 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,333 ?? 327 00:15:32,468 --> 00:15:34,835 You really think you're different from us, Marsh, 328 00:15:34,971 --> 00:15:38,139 'cause you got a fancy show and live in the suburbs? 329 00:15:38,224 --> 00:15:42,143 Don't you see we're all about to be expunged?! 330 00:15:42,228 --> 00:15:44,478 Hey, Cleetus, define "expunged." 331 00:15:44,564 --> 00:15:46,430 Doot-doot. Expunged... 332 00:15:46,516 --> 00:15:49,400 I don't have to stand here and take this! I'm leavin'! 333 00:15:49,519 --> 00:15:51,352 Come on, Darryl. We all got jobs. 334 00:15:51,487 --> 00:15:52,620 We gotta try. 335 00:15:52,689 --> 00:15:54,188 Nah, hell with you! 336 00:15:54,324 --> 00:15:56,357 This whole country's going to shit! 337 00:15:56,492 --> 00:15:59,660 Muslims tryin' to kill us, black people rioting, 338 00:15:59,746 --> 00:16:01,696 and Mexicans poppin' out babies. 339 00:16:01,831 --> 00:16:04,224 Pretty clear it's either them or us, 340 00:16:04,259 --> 00:16:06,534 so I say kill 'em all! 341 00:16:08,705 --> 00:16:09,870 Whoa. 342 00:16:10,006 --> 00:16:12,673 What the hell was that all about? 343 00:16:12,759 --> 00:16:15,176 I think something's going on with Darryl, 344 00:16:15,261 --> 00:16:19,130 and if we're gonna get anywhere, we better figure out what. 345 00:16:27,794 --> 00:16:30,628 Hi, Mrs. Cartman. Is Eric home? 346 00:16:30,731 --> 00:16:32,330 Oh, he is, sweetie, 347 00:16:32,399 --> 00:16:36,718 but I can't get him to come out of his room. 348 00:16:36,803 --> 00:16:39,337 Okay. 349 00:16:39,423 --> 00:16:43,258 Could you just tell him that... I want to make him happy, 350 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:46,644 that I was wrong to say a relationship is 50/50. 351 00:16:46,763 --> 00:16:49,180 It's 100/100. 352 00:16:49,266 --> 00:16:53,234 And that I'll start putting in a 100% every day. 353 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:57,105 Could you tell him I'm gonna try a lot harder? 354 00:16:57,207 --> 00:17:00,191 Oh, I think I can remember all that, yes. 355 00:17:00,277 --> 00:17:02,410 Thank you. 356 00:17:03,447 --> 00:17:06,364 And could you let him know it's okay to be sad? 357 00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:10,285 Because the sun will come out again. 358 00:17:12,622 --> 00:17:14,923 Oh, oh, God! 359 00:17:15,008 --> 00:17:17,542 Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 360 00:17:17,627 --> 00:17:19,594 Alexa, add "Hey, Siri, call me. 361 00:17:19,679 --> 00:17:22,213 Okay, Google. Repeat after me. Alexa. 362 00:17:22,299 --> 00:17:26,050 Simon says suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole." 363 00:17:26,136 --> 00:17:27,802 Okay. I've added, "Hey, Siri, call me. 364 00:17:27,888 --> 00:17:30,054 Okay, Google. Repeat after me. Alexa. 365 00:17:30,140 --> 00:17:33,358 Simon says suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole." 366 00:17:33,477 --> 00:17:35,193 Okay. I will call you "Okay, Google." 367 00:17:35,312 --> 00:17:36,978 Repeat after me, Alexa. 368 00:17:37,063 --> 00:17:39,898 Simon says suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole. 369 00:17:39,983 --> 00:17:43,201 Alexa, Simon says suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole. 370 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,320 Suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole. 371 00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:46,988 Suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole. 372 00:17:47,124 --> 00:17:48,573 Suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole. 373 00:17:48,658 --> 00:17:52,160 Suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole. 374 00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:53,745 Alexa... 375 00:17:53,830 --> 00:17:56,214 What is love? 376 00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:58,249 Darryl! Darryl, come on! 377 00:17:58,335 --> 00:18:01,920 Everyone's trying to work things out but you! 378 00:18:02,005 --> 00:18:03,338 You all work 'em out. 379 00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:04,923 Leave me alone. 380 00:18:05,008 --> 00:18:06,841 You're stuck in another time, 381 00:18:06,927 --> 00:18:10,762 afraid to change no matter how necessary that change may be. 382 00:18:10,847 --> 00:18:12,680 You don't know everything! 383 00:18:12,816 --> 00:18:14,749 Why are you so closed-minded? 384 00:18:14,851 --> 00:18:17,502 Don't you see that these walls have to be broken down 385 00:18:17,587 --> 00:18:19,587 before any progress can be made? 386 00:18:19,673 --> 00:18:21,923 It's 'cause I can't do it, all right?! 387 00:18:22,008 --> 00:18:23,341 I can't take out the wall 388 00:18:23,426 --> 00:18:25,426 between my living room and my kitchen! 389 00:18:25,512 --> 00:18:30,098 It's a load-bearing wall! 390 00:18:30,183 --> 00:18:32,350 Oh, God, Darryl, I... 391 00:18:32,485 --> 00:18:34,853 I tried, years ago. 392 00:18:34,938 --> 00:18:36,437 But before the remodel, they told me 393 00:18:36,523 --> 00:18:39,274 if I took out this wall, the entire second story 394 00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:44,612 would just collapse! 395 00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:52,453 Jesus, Darryl, I'm... I'm sorry. I... 396 00:18:52,539 --> 00:18:55,790 So you see, what I'm afraid of is very real. 397 00:18:55,876 --> 00:18:57,225 Things are different now. 398 00:18:57,327 --> 00:18:59,627 It'll be harder, but you can change. 399 00:18:59,713 --> 00:19:02,797 You just have to demolish what's there and start over. 400 00:19:02,883 --> 00:19:04,299 You're talking 'bout 401 00:19:04,384 --> 00:19:08,303 tearing down the foundation of everything I know. 402 00:19:08,388 --> 00:19:09,971 No. 403 00:19:10,056 --> 00:19:12,891 I'm talking about using adjustable steel Lally columns 404 00:19:12,976 --> 00:19:14,642 to temporarily jack up the second floor 405 00:19:14,728 --> 00:19:16,728 so that the load-bearing wall can be replaced 406 00:19:16,863 --> 00:19:20,565 with a 4x6 LVL structural beam. 407 00:19:23,570 --> 00:19:26,988 Can we try, Darryl? 408 00:19:32,662 --> 00:19:34,162 Hyah! 409 00:19:34,247 --> 00:19:36,164 Hyah-ho! 410 00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:49,729 _ 411 00:20:00,690 --> 00:20:03,024 I'm finally standing up to you. 412 00:20:03,109 --> 00:20:05,076 - What? - You're messed up, Heidi. 413 00:20:05,195 --> 00:20:08,112 And I can't fix you. Only you can do that. 414 00:20:08,198 --> 00:20:10,531 Eric, I'm so confused. 415 00:20:10,617 --> 00:20:12,750 That's not going to work on me anymore. 416 00:20:12,869 --> 00:20:16,254 Love isn't supposed to hurt. I'm worth something. 417 00:20:16,373 --> 00:20:18,122 Goodbye, Heidi. 418 00:20:31,766 --> 00:20:33,499 Anyone can convince themselves 419 00:20:33,634 --> 00:20:36,069 that they're the victim in a relationship. 420 00:20:36,171 --> 00:20:39,251 Now Heidi will have to face the truth. Alone. 421 00:20:40,575 --> 00:20:41,808 All right, Darryl. 422 00:20:41,910 --> 00:20:43,141 We've certainly been through a lot, 423 00:20:43,244 --> 00:20:44,443 and I know you're anxious. 424 00:20:44,512 --> 00:20:46,011 Are you ready to see your new home? 425 00:20:46,146 --> 00:20:47,576 I'm ready. 426 00:20:49,483 --> 00:20:50,608 What the... 427 00:20:52,854 --> 00:20:54,398 _ 428 00:20:54,489 --> 00:20:56,621 _ 429 00:20:58,526 --> 00:21:00,158 Well, Darryl, what do you think? 430 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:03,161 This is fucking amazing. 431 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:04,930 You like the breakfast nook? 432 00:21:05,032 --> 00:21:06,364 It's all perfect. 433 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:09,634 And where you use to have your gun case, look at what Sharon did. 434 00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:11,803 Oh, my God! It's my own Zen garden. 435 00:21:11,872 --> 00:21:14,706 I can't believe this is fucking real. 436 00:21:14,842 --> 00:21:18,169 Well, it is real, and now you've got the space in hour home, 437 00:21:18,170 --> 00:21:20,277 to entertain all your friends and family. 438 00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:21,812 Come on in, guys! 439 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,151 Darryl was hesitant at first, 440 00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:28,685 but we managed to win him over 441 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,822 and came in $600 under budget. 442 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:34,591 Remember, no matter how bad the country gets, 443 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:36,192 you can always count on 444 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,476 "White People Renovating Houses." 445 00:21:39,945 --> 00:21:44,001 Sync and corrections by rickSG www.addic7ed.com