1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:01,607 Previously on "Legends of Tomorrow"... 2 00:00:01,609 --> 00:00:03,454 Mick frickin' Rory. Allie, remember? 3 00:00:03,456 --> 00:00:05,048 She wasn't just some girl, was she? 4 00:00:05,050 --> 00:00:06,999 Remember when we dented history? 5 00:00:07,001 --> 00:00:08,042 Your sister is the dent. 6 00:00:08,044 --> 00:00:10,311 Maybe her being here, she'll remember who she was. 7 00:00:10,313 --> 00:00:11,911 How did you jailbreak your way out of here? 8 00:00:11,913 --> 00:00:14,571 I was poking around your screens, and, suddenly, 9 00:00:14,573 --> 00:00:16,532 I knew how to hack my way out. 10 00:00:16,534 --> 00:00:19,815 Astra and this whole bloody mess is on me. 11 00:00:19,817 --> 00:00:22,342 She could continue releasing souls indefinitely. 12 00:00:22,344 --> 00:00:23,434 What happened here, John? 13 00:00:23,436 --> 00:00:25,161 That witch is Astra's dead mother. 14 00:00:25,163 --> 00:00:26,211 She's through there. 15 00:00:26,213 --> 00:00:27,802 Her spirit's waiting on the other side 16 00:00:27,804 --> 00:00:31,734 of that door and none too happy with me. 17 00:00:31,736 --> 00:00:35,196 _ 18 00:00:44,249 --> 00:00:45,297 John? 19 00:00:45,299 --> 00:00:47,667 Blimey, he's really cocked it up this time. 20 00:00:47,669 --> 00:00:50,036 How could you let him go in there? 21 00:00:50,038 --> 00:00:51,897 That thing is hurting him. 22 00:00:51,899 --> 00:00:55,400 Then he probably deserves it. 23 00:00:55,402 --> 00:00:57,069 I can't just stand here. 24 00:00:57,071 --> 00:00:59,220 Being an apprentice means never having to say, 25 00:00:59,222 --> 00:01:02,149 "Sorry I let you get killed by a poltergeist". 26 00:01:02,151 --> 00:01:04,976 Get your filthy paws off me! 27 00:01:07,823 --> 00:01:09,706 No. No, no, no, no, no, no. 28 00:01:09,708 --> 00:01:11,416 Move out of the way. 29 00:01:11,418 --> 00:01:13,526 Are you sure you know what you're doing? 30 00:01:13,528 --> 00:01:16,213 Yes. Maybe. 31 00:01:44,451 --> 00:01:47,494 Oh, my God. 32 00:01:51,667 --> 00:01:53,074 John? 33 00:02:03,837 --> 00:02:07,097 Aah! 34 00:02:16,841 --> 00:02:21,311 Oh, Gary, what have you done? 35 00:02:28,373 --> 00:02:31,373 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 36 00:02:40,249 --> 00:02:42,749 Sorry, old assassin habits die hard. 37 00:02:42,751 --> 00:02:45,585 Babe, now that you've given me a heart attack, 38 00:02:45,587 --> 00:02:47,921 I was just about to jump in. Care to join me? 39 00:02:47,923 --> 00:02:52,000 Whoa, co-showering in the communal bathroom... 40 00:02:52,002 --> 00:02:55,427 you are getting comfy, which is a good thing 41 00:02:55,429 --> 00:02:58,006 because I'm gonna need you to woman the ship. 42 00:02:58,008 --> 00:02:59,549 I've got business in Star City. 43 00:02:59,551 --> 00:03:01,107 Is everything okay? 44 00:03:01,109 --> 00:03:02,769 Yeah, it's just some stuff I need to take care of, 45 00:03:02,771 --> 00:03:04,038 but it might take a few days, 46 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:07,542 which is why I need an interim captain. 47 00:03:08,369 --> 00:03:10,184 - Captain? - Mm-hmm. 48 00:03:10,186 --> 00:03:11,292 No, no, no, no, no. 49 00:03:11,294 --> 00:03:13,354 I was just starting to find my footing as a Legend. 50 00:03:13,356 --> 00:03:14,706 Nobody likes the boss, babe. 51 00:03:14,708 --> 00:03:16,399 They like me. 52 00:03:16,401 --> 00:03:18,210 Yeah, because you're cool Captain Lance. 53 00:03:18,212 --> 00:03:20,737 I'm just a button pusher in a boring pantsuit. 54 00:03:20,739 --> 00:03:22,864 Nah, babe, just have fun with it. 55 00:03:22,866 --> 00:03:24,454 They are going to love you. 56 00:03:24,456 --> 00:03:26,371 - No. No, no, no. - Yes. 57 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,196 I miss you already, Captain Pantsuit. 58 00:03:28,198 --> 00:03:29,956 No, babe, I'm not... 59 00:03:39,883 --> 00:03:42,234 Raise you two. 60 00:03:42,236 --> 00:03:44,403 Make it ten. 61 00:03:44,405 --> 00:03:47,597 Finally, a real hand. 62 00:03:50,602 --> 00:03:52,077 She folds. 63 00:03:52,079 --> 00:03:53,745 Like hell I do. 64 00:03:53,747 --> 00:03:56,248 Like hell you do. 65 00:03:58,943 --> 00:04:00,610 What the hell are you doing? 66 00:04:00,612 --> 00:04:03,446 Keeping us in the black. You lost another account. 67 00:04:03,448 --> 00:04:05,253 First Rasputin, then Bugsy... 68 00:04:05,255 --> 00:04:07,834 - John Constantine... - Now Meyers. 69 00:04:07,836 --> 00:04:10,745 Your little resurrection venture is getting too risky. 70 00:04:10,747 --> 00:04:14,933 You turn the tide, or you'll lose everything. 71 00:04:14,935 --> 00:04:17,927 I've played nice long enough. 72 00:04:17,929 --> 00:04:20,680 Now it's time to play naughty. 73 00:04:20,682 --> 00:04:23,966 _ 74 00:04:27,970 --> 00:04:29,856 That's one angry ghost. 75 00:04:29,858 --> 00:04:33,026 Yeah, and now she's loose in the bloody house. 76 00:04:33,028 --> 00:04:35,996 - What, that was Astra's mum? - Yeah, her name is Natalie. 77 00:04:35,998 --> 00:04:37,789 What did you do to her, John boy? 78 00:04:37,791 --> 00:04:39,291 It was a long time ago. 79 00:04:39,293 --> 00:04:40,867 She was walking home late from work, 80 00:04:40,869 --> 00:04:45,255 and some drunken idiot blew a red light, and... 81 00:04:47,042 --> 00:04:49,885 Her husband, Alex, begged me to bring her back. 82 00:04:49,887 --> 00:04:51,378 You never told me that. 83 00:04:51,380 --> 00:04:53,805 Yeah, well, I never told anyone. 84 00:04:53,807 --> 00:04:57,166 Now, let's just say that that night in Newcastle 85 00:04:57,168 --> 00:04:58,885 when we lost Astra, 86 00:04:58,887 --> 00:05:01,646 it was a little more complicated than an exorcism. 87 00:05:04,676 --> 00:05:06,300 Something tells me 88 00:05:06,302 --> 00:05:07,652 that you're not telling the truth. 89 00:05:07,654 --> 00:05:09,229 Look, I'm trying to fix it, Nat, all right? 90 00:05:09,231 --> 00:05:11,472 I'm trying to save Astra. Now help me. 91 00:05:15,862 --> 00:05:17,904 Doesn't seem to be the answer she was looking for. 92 00:05:17,906 --> 00:05:20,690 The demon I summoned brought Natalie back. 93 00:05:20,692 --> 00:05:23,359 But if you brought her back, why is she a ghost? 94 00:05:23,361 --> 00:05:25,695 Because I botched it, all right? 95 00:05:25,697 --> 00:05:27,672 I thought I had him under control, but I didn't. 96 00:05:29,242 --> 00:05:31,868 - You can't have her! - John, get me out of here! 97 00:05:31,870 --> 00:05:33,703 He took Astra. 98 00:05:33,705 --> 00:05:35,371 Natalie couldn't live with herself knowing 99 00:05:35,373 --> 00:05:38,183 that the price of her life was her daughter's. 100 00:05:38,185 --> 00:05:40,501 She killed herself in this room. 101 00:05:40,503 --> 00:05:41,812 That's so sa... 102 00:05:49,863 --> 00:05:53,106 Doesn't look like Natalie's done with you yet, John-o. 103 00:06:00,064 --> 00:06:01,832 No, it looks like Natalie wants to take me 104 00:06:01,834 --> 00:06:03,616 on a trip down memory lane. 105 00:06:07,510 --> 00:06:09,107 All righty-tighty, then. 106 00:06:09,109 --> 00:06:11,373 You ready for the official Waverider tour? 107 00:06:11,375 --> 00:06:13,433 - Hmm. - What would you like to see first? 108 00:06:13,435 --> 00:06:15,462 What do you people do around here for fun? 109 00:06:15,464 --> 00:06:17,038 If you could just follow me this way, 110 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:18,915 First stop, the galley. 111 00:06:18,917 --> 00:06:21,375 Gideon can whip up any kind of food you can imagine. 112 00:06:21,377 --> 00:06:23,470 Last week, Nate and I made cheddar biscuits 113 00:06:23,472 --> 00:06:25,880 and had her fabricate some squeezable butter. 114 00:06:25,882 --> 00:06:28,900 That tasty treat has been off the shelves since 2024. 115 00:06:28,902 --> 00:06:30,968 She can make anything, and you went 116 00:06:30,970 --> 00:06:32,762 with a discontinued condiment. 117 00:06:32,764 --> 00:06:34,931 Wait, can she make clothes? 118 00:06:34,933 --> 00:06:36,557 Of course. 119 00:06:36,559 --> 00:06:38,284 Okay, tell the computer I need a dress 120 00:06:38,286 --> 00:06:39,936 for my perfume launch tonight. 121 00:06:39,938 --> 00:06:41,395 We'll be back in time for that, right? 122 00:06:41,397 --> 00:06:43,415 Yes. And, yes, Gideon can do anything. 123 00:06:43,417 --> 00:06:45,233 She flies the ship, makes our food, 124 00:06:45,235 --> 00:06:47,485 cleans the toilets, tracks the timeline. 125 00:06:47,487 --> 00:06:49,996 Tracks the time... 126 00:06:49,998 --> 00:06:52,665 Do you mean tells the future? 127 00:06:52,667 --> 00:06:57,170 Behrad, we could make billions off future fall trend reports. 128 00:06:57,172 --> 00:06:59,172 No, no. 129 00:06:59,174 --> 00:07:00,613 Rule number one of time travel, 130 00:07:00,615 --> 00:07:02,458 never look into the future for personal gain. 131 00:07:02,460 --> 00:07:04,135 Totally, totally. 132 00:07:04,137 --> 00:07:06,605 And rule number two, no social media on the ship. 133 00:07:07,966 --> 00:07:09,516 I thought we were dropping you off. 134 00:07:09,518 --> 00:07:11,518 My brother, the actual superhero... 135 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:13,686 Invited me to stay. 136 00:07:13,688 --> 00:07:16,448 Okay, let's just remember 137 00:07:16,450 --> 00:07:18,006 this is a place of business, okay? 138 00:07:18,008 --> 00:07:20,151 We get called on a mission, you need to keep out of our way. 139 00:07:20,153 --> 00:07:21,978 Aye, aye. 140 00:07:21,980 --> 00:07:24,531 Okay, we'll talk later. 141 00:07:24,533 --> 00:07:26,699 Sad, what a waste of a good head of hair. 142 00:07:26,701 --> 00:07:28,442 Here you go. Hide it. 143 00:07:28,444 --> 00:07:30,962 Can your computer lady make me some cucumber water? 144 00:07:30,964 --> 00:07:34,040 I'm parched from that dry interaction. 145 00:07:34,042 --> 00:07:35,992 She and her mom have been living out of their car 146 00:07:35,994 --> 00:07:37,654 for almost a year, and now her mom has 147 00:07:37,656 --> 00:07:39,328 a final-round job interview. 148 00:07:39,330 --> 00:07:40,805 You are incredible. 149 00:07:40,807 --> 00:07:43,249 I miss you, but it feels pretty good 150 00:07:43,251 --> 00:07:44,500 to be out here helping people. 151 00:07:45,896 --> 00:07:47,795 - Out. - Ah, it's okay. 152 00:07:47,797 --> 00:07:48,894 I have to go anyway. 153 00:07:48,896 --> 00:07:51,336 Okay, uh, well, um, I'll call you later. 154 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:53,146 I love you. 155 00:07:53,148 --> 00:07:54,670 I'm... I'm sorry. 156 00:07:54,672 --> 00:07:57,230 I just kind of blurted that out. 157 00:07:57,232 --> 00:07:58,725 No, it's okay. It's okay. 158 00:07:58,727 --> 00:08:00,683 You don't have to be sorry. 159 00:08:00,685 --> 00:08:02,476 I love you, too. 160 00:08:02,478 --> 00:08:04,070 - You do? - I said "get out". 161 00:08:04,072 --> 00:08:05,238 Okay, I'll call later. 162 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:07,073 - Bye. - Okay. 163 00:08:08,133 --> 00:08:10,151 Mick, are you feeling all right? 164 00:08:10,153 --> 00:08:12,194 My stomach hurts. I can't eat. 165 00:08:12,196 --> 00:08:13,913 I can't drink. 166 00:08:13,915 --> 00:08:16,916 I think Allie gave me an STD back at the reunion. 167 00:08:16,918 --> 00:08:18,242 Initiating scan. 168 00:08:21,122 --> 00:08:24,498 Those are not symptoms. Those are feelings. 169 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:27,793 Mick, I think you're developing a crush. 170 00:08:27,795 --> 00:08:30,546 Is that when you whiz and it hurts? 171 00:08:30,548 --> 00:08:33,841 No, it's biology's way of telling you 172 00:08:33,843 --> 00:08:35,509 you care about someone else 173 00:08:35,511 --> 00:08:37,011 Dr. Palmer is correct. 174 00:08:37,013 --> 00:08:38,679 The results of my body scan indicate 175 00:08:38,681 --> 00:08:41,015 that you do, in fact, like like her. 176 00:08:44,020 --> 00:08:46,626 Interim Captain Sharpe here, team meeting in the parlor, 177 00:08:46,628 --> 00:08:48,230 over and out. 178 00:08:48,232 --> 00:08:51,024 Okay, that was good. It was fun yet to the point. 179 00:08:51,026 --> 00:08:52,043 Not too... 180 00:08:52,045 --> 00:08:53,712 Gideon, are you broadcasting this? 181 00:08:53,714 --> 00:08:55,964 Sorry, Miss Sharpe, I'll shut it down. 182 00:08:55,966 --> 00:08:58,550 Okay, thank you, we women have to stick together. 183 00:08:58,552 --> 00:09:00,218 I always thought of you as one of the guys. 184 00:09:00,220 --> 00:09:01,553 Okay, I don't know what that means. 185 00:09:01,555 --> 00:09:02,703 He means that as a compliment. 186 00:09:02,705 --> 00:09:04,163 - I do. - Okay. 187 00:09:04,165 --> 00:09:05,915 - Hmm. - That's for you. 188 00:09:05,917 --> 00:09:07,475 That's for you. 189 00:09:07,477 --> 00:09:09,019 Okay, then. 190 00:09:09,021 --> 00:09:10,531 Okay. 191 00:09:10,533 --> 00:09:12,189 What did I say about phones? 192 00:09:12,191 --> 00:09:15,066 What? I need to tell my boyfriend I'm not dead. 193 00:09:15,068 --> 00:09:16,717 Uh, boyfriend? 194 00:09:16,719 --> 00:09:20,304 Yep, internationally renowned DJ S'more Money. 195 00:09:20,306 --> 00:09:21,814 Ah, okay, we've got Ray. 196 00:09:21,816 --> 00:09:23,599 - Uh, where's Mick? - He's sick. 197 00:09:23,601 --> 00:09:25,485 - Lovesick. - Oh. 198 00:09:25,487 --> 00:09:27,412 Oh, lei. 199 00:09:27,414 --> 00:09:30,106 So while Sara's in Star City, I wanted to introduce you all 200 00:09:30,108 --> 00:09:32,400 to something that I developed at the Time Bureau. 201 00:09:32,402 --> 00:09:33,993 I know what you're all thinking, 202 00:09:33,995 --> 00:09:35,840 Time Bureau, #stuffy. 203 00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:37,219 What can we learn from those guys? 204 00:09:37,221 --> 00:09:38,893 But we really did have a lot of fun over there. 205 00:09:38,895 --> 00:09:40,241 Do you remember taco Mondays, Nate? 206 00:09:40,243 --> 00:09:42,243 Yeah, those were some wild taco times. 207 00:09:42,245 --> 00:09:43,577 - Yeah. - Aloha? 208 00:09:43,579 --> 00:09:45,263 Yes, A.L.O.H.A. 209 00:09:45,265 --> 00:09:49,125 It stands for assess, listen, observe, hydrate... 210 00:09:49,127 --> 00:09:51,127 - attack! - What the... 211 00:09:51,129 --> 00:09:52,845 - Cool. - See? 212 00:09:52,847 --> 00:09:54,606 Uh, how many pages is this? 213 00:09:54,608 --> 00:09:55,982 Ava, you ever heard the proverb 214 00:09:55,984 --> 00:09:57,591 "the fox knows many things, 215 00:09:57,593 --> 00:09:59,277 the hedgehog knows one big thing"? 216 00:09:59,279 --> 00:10:00,476 I have not. 217 00:10:00,478 --> 00:10:03,264 Well, Legends, we're a fox kind of organization. 218 00:10:03,266 --> 00:10:06,025 Adaptable, off the cuff. 219 00:10:06,027 --> 00:10:08,681 This... this is very hedgehog. 220 00:10:08,683 --> 00:10:10,748 Trying to impose one way of doing things 221 00:10:10,750 --> 00:10:11,939 onto every situation. 222 00:10:11,941 --> 00:10:15,201 And not to be rude... is there a mission here? 223 00:10:15,203 --> 00:10:17,714 - No, I just... - Okay, then, I'm gonna 224 00:10:17,716 --> 00:10:20,331 introduce Zari to the wonders of Gideon's Austrian toast. 225 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:22,375 - Actually, it's French toast. - Ah... 226 00:10:22,377 --> 00:10:24,636 Pretty sure it's Austrian. 227 00:10:24,638 --> 00:10:26,996 Gideon, Gideon, check the timeline. 228 00:10:26,998 --> 00:10:28,789 It would appear that there is a disturbance 229 00:10:28,791 --> 00:10:31,142 at the Bastille in Paris, 1793. 230 00:10:31,144 --> 00:10:32,626 While the details are still hazy, 231 00:10:32,628 --> 00:10:34,503 the aftermath is traumatic. 232 00:10:34,505 --> 00:10:37,390 Thousands die, and the French Revolution collapses. 233 00:10:37,392 --> 00:10:39,800 Well, looks like we have a mission, 234 00:10:39,802 --> 00:10:42,061 so everybody stop looking so "Les Misérables", 235 00:10:42,063 --> 00:10:44,638 because we are going to France. 236 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:47,808 _ 237 00:10:47,810 --> 00:10:49,569 Behrad, come on, we need to move. 238 00:10:57,028 --> 00:10:58,378 Hey, guys. 239 00:10:59,864 --> 00:11:01,155 I couldn't stop her. 240 00:11:01,157 --> 00:11:02,465 She found the fabrication room. 241 00:11:02,467 --> 00:11:04,426 Great. She's not coming. 242 00:11:04,428 --> 00:11:06,118 We don't do ride-alongs in the field, B. 243 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,037 Ava, I can handle myself in the field. 244 00:11:08,039 --> 00:11:09,756 I once played capture the flag to raise awareness 245 00:11:09,758 --> 00:11:11,090 about feline OCD, so... 246 00:11:11,092 --> 00:11:12,625 This isn't a PR event, all right? 247 00:11:12,627 --> 00:11:14,136 We're walking into a deadly situation 248 00:11:14,138 --> 00:11:15,660 facing an Encore with unknown powers. 249 00:11:15,662 --> 00:11:18,214 I do not have time to keep my eye on a party girl. 250 00:11:18,216 --> 00:11:19,381 I do. 251 00:11:19,383 --> 00:11:20,859 What? 252 00:11:20,861 --> 00:11:23,770 I mean, come on, Ava, what's the harm? 253 00:11:23,772 --> 00:11:26,347 It's against protocol to bring civilians into the field. 254 00:11:26,349 --> 00:11:27,556 - Tsk. - Don't "tsk". 255 00:11:27,558 --> 00:11:28,700 Tsk. 256 00:11:28,702 --> 00:11:31,560 Yeah, but it would be super cool 257 00:11:31,562 --> 00:11:34,280 if you just let me come anyway. 258 00:11:34,282 --> 00:11:37,316 - Uh, okay, fine. - Yay. 259 00:11:37,318 --> 00:11:39,401 Just, uh, make sure you stay out of our way. 260 00:11:39,403 --> 00:11:42,154 Yay! 261 00:11:44,446 --> 00:11:45,969 What the hell was that? 262 00:11:45,971 --> 00:11:47,960 My signature perfume, Dragonesque. 263 00:11:47,962 --> 00:11:49,295 I needed to do something to help 264 00:11:49,297 --> 00:11:51,705 that extremely sad outfit. 265 00:11:51,707 --> 00:11:54,875 Spray, delay, walk away. 266 00:11:54,877 --> 00:11:56,302 Okay, we're going this way. 267 00:11:56,304 --> 00:11:57,854 Jesus. 268 00:11:57,856 --> 00:11:59,639 I was just doing a runway turn. 269 00:12:03,419 --> 00:12:05,553 This period in France was called the Reign of Terror. 270 00:12:05,555 --> 00:12:08,314 Executions were a national pastime. 271 00:12:08,316 --> 00:12:10,149 - Whoa! - Ooh, yikes. 272 00:12:10,151 --> 00:12:12,935 Yeah, we could definitely be walking into a bloodbath. 273 00:12:12,937 --> 00:12:15,154 And you want us to go in there? 274 00:12:15,156 --> 00:12:17,081 Yeah, that's our job. 275 00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:19,250 Excuse me, sir. 276 00:12:19,252 --> 00:12:21,961 Uh, we need to get in there. 277 00:12:21,963 --> 00:12:23,585 No. 278 00:12:23,587 --> 00:12:26,499 It is of vital importance that we get in there, sir. 279 00:12:26,501 --> 00:12:28,158 Please? Oh. 280 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,785 Stand back. 281 00:12:29,787 --> 00:12:32,079 This isn't a club, Zari, it's an execution. 282 00:12:32,081 --> 00:12:34,123 An event is an event. 283 00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:35,749 Scoot. Out of the way. 284 00:12:35,751 --> 00:12:37,251 Where do you think you're going? 285 00:12:37,253 --> 00:12:39,962 Um, do you know who you're talking to? 286 00:12:39,964 --> 00:12:41,139 What's your name? 287 00:12:41,141 --> 00:12:42,513 Jean-Paul. 288 00:12:42,515 --> 00:12:44,717 Très bien. Now they'll know who to fire 289 00:12:44,719 --> 00:12:48,345 when they find out you left Zari Tarazi standing outside. 290 00:12:48,347 --> 00:12:50,639 Un grand faux pas. 291 00:12:50,641 --> 00:12:52,600 Not them. 292 00:12:52,602 --> 00:12:56,496 Jean-Paul, my purse isn't gonna walk in by itself. 293 00:12:58,199 --> 00:13:00,032 Pshh. 294 00:13:08,543 --> 00:13:11,660 Um, didn't you say this was an execution? 295 00:13:11,662 --> 00:13:13,638 Maybe Gideon got it wrong. 296 00:13:14,808 --> 00:13:16,474 Well, if they were misérables, 297 00:13:16,476 --> 00:13:17,809 they certainly aren't anymore. 298 00:13:20,129 --> 00:13:21,729 Stop with the thing. 299 00:13:26,012 --> 00:13:27,928 You know, you can just say the word, 300 00:13:27,930 --> 00:13:29,788 and I'll put you in a prime spot uptown. 301 00:13:29,790 --> 00:13:31,813 So I can rub shoulders with all those 302 00:13:31,815 --> 00:13:34,515 arrogant soul traders? No, thank you. 303 00:13:34,517 --> 00:13:37,327 I need some help with one of the coins you constructed. 304 00:13:37,329 --> 00:13:39,162 Help? 305 00:13:39,164 --> 00:13:42,440 When else do you come see me? 306 00:13:42,442 --> 00:13:45,577 - I assume this is why you're here? - _ 307 00:13:45,579 --> 00:13:47,820 How did you... 308 00:13:47,822 --> 00:13:50,114 John Constantine. 309 00:13:50,116 --> 00:13:52,584 I remember making this. 310 00:13:54,846 --> 00:13:56,588 What do you want for him? 311 00:13:56,590 --> 00:13:59,832 Oh, I don't want to trade him. 312 00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:00,850 I want to kill him. 313 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:08,600 Tourist attraction number two. 314 00:14:08,602 --> 00:14:11,177 The night Alex begged me to save Natalie. 315 00:14:11,179 --> 00:14:13,917 He was supposed to pick her up that night she got hit, 316 00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:17,358 but they had a big fight, so she walked. 317 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:19,894 Alex was beside himself. He was torn up. 318 00:14:19,896 --> 00:14:21,896 Astra, she hadn't said a word since the accident. 319 00:14:21,898 --> 00:14:23,999 How was I supposed to say no? 320 00:14:27,794 --> 00:14:30,295 Alex begged me, but I knew I should have said no. 321 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,719 Bollocks, John! Come on, try again! 322 00:14:35,721 --> 00:14:38,779 Alex wanted it, and I just provided the how, all right? 323 00:14:38,781 --> 00:14:39,966 What's the difference, Nat? 324 00:14:39,968 --> 00:14:41,774 So the resurrection was your idea? 325 00:14:41,776 --> 00:14:43,284 Yes, all right? 326 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,921 Nat and I, we were best friends, 327 00:14:46,923 --> 00:14:49,274 How could I not try and save her? 328 00:14:52,261 --> 00:14:55,647 See? The truth can set you free. 329 00:14:58,151 --> 00:15:02,153 ? I was on this world when you went away ? 330 00:15:02,155 --> 00:15:04,414 Is that Mucous Membrane? 331 00:15:04,416 --> 00:15:06,565 ? So clearly till this day ? 332 00:15:06,567 --> 00:15:08,776 ? I don't want to do this ? 333 00:15:12,573 --> 00:15:14,573 This place doesn't seem too evil. 334 00:15:14,575 --> 00:15:16,742 Yeah, well, appearances can be deceiving, okay? 335 00:15:16,744 --> 00:15:18,169 We need to figure out who this encore is 336 00:15:18,171 --> 00:15:19,745 and what powers they may have. 337 00:15:19,747 --> 00:15:21,774 We start with the A.L.O.H.A. method, okay? 338 00:15:21,776 --> 00:15:23,958 Assessment, lay low, don't engage. 339 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,558 We know how to party sneak. 340 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:29,140 Listen to me... you see something, you say something. 341 00:15:31,109 --> 00:15:32,442 - Captain. - Yeah. 342 00:15:32,444 --> 00:15:33,801 You're trying too hard. 343 00:15:33,803 --> 00:15:35,970 It's really desperate. 344 00:15:42,621 --> 00:15:46,939 So this is your job? Walking around parties? 345 00:15:46,941 --> 00:15:49,150 Isn't this kind of what you do? 346 00:15:49,152 --> 00:15:50,702 Hmm, touché. 347 00:15:50,704 --> 00:15:52,796 No. 348 00:15:52,798 --> 00:15:55,823 But something definitely feels off. 349 00:15:55,825 --> 00:15:57,950 At this point in the French Revolution, 350 00:15:57,952 --> 00:16:00,995 most of the royals had been separated from their heads. 351 00:16:00,997 --> 00:16:03,831 Even wearing a nice dress could get you sent to the guillotine. 352 00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:06,667 Uh, and you let me come out in this because... ? 353 00:16:06,669 --> 00:16:08,720 I'm sucker for a corset and an updo. 354 00:16:13,634 --> 00:16:15,652 Napoleon? 355 00:16:15,654 --> 00:16:17,344 He should be marching on southern France, 356 00:16:17,346 --> 00:16:18,445 not getting freaky. 357 00:16:18,447 --> 00:16:19,847 Wha... okay. 358 00:16:19,849 --> 00:16:21,991 Guys, steer clear. Exercise extreme caution. 359 00:16:21,993 --> 00:16:24,577 - Relax, Ava. - I'm trying. 360 00:16:31,503 --> 00:16:33,169 Nora? 361 00:16:35,006 --> 00:16:37,915 Ava, I think we found our encore. 362 00:16:37,917 --> 00:16:39,417 She's in the VIP area. 363 00:16:39,419 --> 00:16:40,752 Nora's our encore? 364 00:16:40,754 --> 00:16:43,037 No, Ray, that's Marie Antoinette. 365 00:16:43,039 --> 00:16:44,681 And she should definitely be without her head by now. 366 00:16:44,683 --> 00:16:47,040 Oh, great, on to phase two of A.L.O.H.A. 367 00:16:47,042 --> 00:16:48,042 It's listening. 368 00:16:48,044 --> 00:16:49,677 Now, her powers could be anything... 369 00:16:49,679 --> 00:16:51,429 teleportation, pyrokinesis. 370 00:16:51,431 --> 00:16:53,857 Fatal attractiveness. 371 00:16:53,859 --> 00:16:56,350 - I mean... - Right? 372 00:16:56,352 --> 00:16:58,436 Guys? 373 00:16:58,438 --> 00:16:59,612 Guys? 374 00:16:59,614 --> 00:17:01,222 They're not usually like this. 375 00:17:01,224 --> 00:17:03,015 Well, you're not usually captain. 376 00:17:03,017 --> 00:17:04,108 Thank you. 377 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:06,110 I just swapped crepe recipes 378 00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,079 with a French cooking legend. 379 00:17:08,081 --> 00:17:10,114 This is the best party ever. 380 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:13,168 Excuse me, since when do you drink? 381 00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:17,046 Whoa, where did I even get that? 382 00:17:17,048 --> 00:17:19,031 You know what? You're right. 383 00:17:19,033 --> 00:17:21,125 Something is definitely wrong. 384 00:17:22,870 --> 00:17:24,345 Move out of the way. 385 00:17:26,466 --> 00:17:28,892 It is time. 386 00:17:33,047 --> 00:17:35,840 Of course, the perfect revenge, 387 00:17:35,842 --> 00:17:37,049 a magical guillotine. 388 00:17:37,051 --> 00:17:38,605 Shh. 389 00:17:38,607 --> 00:17:41,762 Guys, be careful, I think Marie's about to make her move. 390 00:17:46,435 --> 00:17:47,619 Now! 391 00:17:49,272 --> 00:17:51,155 Let them eat cake! 392 00:17:57,088 --> 00:17:59,589 - Cake, cake. - Need some cake. 393 00:18:06,497 --> 00:18:08,473 Crazy. 394 00:18:11,404 --> 00:18:13,121 - Pardon me. - Pardon me. 395 00:18:13,123 --> 00:18:15,239 - Pardonne moi. - Pardonne moi. 396 00:18:15,241 --> 00:18:17,283 So it's not a guillotine. 397 00:18:17,285 --> 00:18:21,045 What day is it? 398 00:18:21,047 --> 00:18:23,890 Uh, how long have you been here? 399 00:18:27,396 --> 00:18:30,321 Oh, my God, he's dead. 400 00:18:30,323 --> 00:18:33,825 Ugh, he literally partied himself to death. 401 00:18:33,827 --> 00:18:35,202 So tacky. 402 00:18:35,204 --> 00:18:36,495 Look, no, he's not the only one. 403 00:18:36,497 --> 00:18:38,922 What is happening? 404 00:18:38,924 --> 00:18:41,458 That's why I don't eat carbs. 405 00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:44,947 This woman is next-level popular 406 00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:48,367 People would rather die than leave. 407 00:18:48,369 --> 00:18:49,609 Talk about FOMO. 408 00:18:49,611 --> 00:18:50,985 My God, that's it. 409 00:18:50,987 --> 00:18:52,709 Marie Antoinette was beheaded for partying 410 00:18:52,711 --> 00:18:54,469 while France starved, and now she is literally 411 00:18:54,471 --> 00:18:56,930 killing the Revolution with a nonstop party. 412 00:18:56,932 --> 00:19:00,734 Legends, we figured it out. Charm is her superpower. 413 00:19:00,736 --> 00:19:01,885 Hello? 414 00:19:01,887 --> 00:19:03,887 Ray, Nate, Behrad? 415 00:19:03,889 --> 00:19:06,264 It's like she's gotten to everyone except for us. 416 00:19:06,266 --> 00:19:07,482 So we have to stop this. 417 00:19:07,484 --> 00:19:09,768 Wait, I'm on the team? 418 00:19:09,770 --> 00:19:11,102 Sure. 419 00:19:11,104 --> 00:19:12,437 Okay, what's the plan? 420 00:19:12,439 --> 00:19:14,773 Uh, we have to find a way 421 00:19:14,775 --> 00:19:16,982 to get Marie Antoinette out of here without a riot. 422 00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:21,588 The only way to get a celebrity to leave her own party quietly 423 00:19:21,590 --> 00:19:24,166 is to make her think there's a cooler party 424 00:19:24,168 --> 00:19:26,335 somewhere else that she's not at. 425 00:19:26,337 --> 00:19:27,885 Let's go tell her. 426 00:19:27,887 --> 00:19:31,878 Uh-uh, girl, you're not gonna get anywhere in this ensemble. 427 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,352 What are you doing? Stop. 428 00:19:33,354 --> 00:19:36,603 Hey, trust me. 429 00:19:38,256 --> 00:19:39,565 - Ugh. - Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 430 00:19:39,567 --> 00:19:41,183 Come on. 431 00:19:41,185 --> 00:19:45,220 ? Don't you walk away ? 432 00:19:45,222 --> 00:19:47,689 That's her, Natalie. 433 00:19:47,691 --> 00:19:49,616 Oh, she's good. 434 00:19:49,618 --> 00:19:50,809 Yeah. 435 00:19:55,941 --> 00:19:57,440 You loved her. 436 00:19:57,442 --> 00:19:59,293 It's quite the track record, isn't it? 437 00:19:59,295 --> 00:20:02,779 One lover sent to hell, the other one a ghost. 438 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,658 Please, John, it's eating you up. 439 00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:07,835 You have to stop. 440 00:20:07,837 --> 00:20:09,551 Look, Natalie, you're gonna have to trust me 441 00:20:09,553 --> 00:20:10,667 on this one, all right? 442 00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:11,966 I've got it under control. 443 00:20:11,968 --> 00:20:16,021 If Lester hadn't been there, I would have lost you tonight. 444 00:20:16,846 --> 00:20:19,963 Look, let's just leave all this behind. 445 00:20:19,965 --> 00:20:23,517 We'll go to New York. We'll start clean. 446 00:20:23,519 --> 00:20:26,353 You have to choose. 447 00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:28,639 Magic or me. 448 00:20:35,198 --> 00:20:37,564 Screw you, John Constantine. 449 00:20:37,566 --> 00:20:39,125 All right, that's enough, all right? 450 00:20:39,127 --> 00:20:41,802 I don't want you in my head or in my memories! 451 00:20:41,804 --> 00:20:42,945 No more games! 452 00:20:42,947 --> 00:20:45,447 We're trapped in this house with a knife-wielding ghost, 453 00:20:45,449 --> 00:20:47,282 and you're still refusing to own up to your past. 454 00:20:47,284 --> 00:20:49,210 You are a fine one to talk, aren't you? 455 00:20:49,212 --> 00:20:52,621 Well, why don't we poke around in your closet for a while, eh? 456 00:20:52,623 --> 00:20:54,280 - Why did you leave, Charlie? - Uh, guys? 457 00:20:54,282 --> 00:20:56,204 I'm no hero. It was time to go. 458 00:20:56,206 --> 00:20:57,668 Yeah, what, you just wandered 459 00:20:57,670 --> 00:20:59,086 into my house looking for a party? 460 00:20:59,088 --> 00:21:00,725 What are you really doing here, eh? 461 00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,802 Don't even try and turn this on me, all right? 462 00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:04,679 It's your lies that have trapped us here. 463 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:13,855 She's right, John. 464 00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:17,075 Natalie, is that really you? 465 00:21:27,179 --> 00:21:30,163 Every level of the party has its guardians. 466 00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:31,702 Getting past the bouncer, easy. 467 00:21:31,704 --> 00:21:36,836 Getting past the friends, you need to know someone. 468 00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:38,171 But we don't know anybody. 469 00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:41,966 I know that guy. 470 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:44,936 - You know Napoleon? - No, but they don't know that. 471 00:21:44,938 --> 00:21:48,615 Bonjour, Napoleon. 472 00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:51,684 We're with him. 473 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,856 Oh, she separated from the pack. 474 00:21:56,858 --> 00:21:59,117 - Now's the time. - Oh, good, work your magic. 475 00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:01,694 Oh, teaching moment. 476 00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:04,456 The big secret to being cool, confidence. 477 00:22:04,458 --> 00:22:07,700 It makes people think you have something they don't. 478 00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:11,671 - You got this, Captain. - No, but I don't... ah... 479 00:22:11,673 --> 00:22:13,974 Thank you. 480 00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:23,224 I do not know you. 481 00:22:23,226 --> 00:22:25,152 What are you doing here? 482 00:22:25,154 --> 00:22:26,269 - Uh... - Hmm? 483 00:22:26,271 --> 00:22:27,479 - Ah... - Ah? 484 00:22:27,481 --> 00:22:30,389 - Leaving. - Ugh, leaving? 485 00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:31,867 Ugh. 486 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:37,747 Actually, I am going to the after-party. 487 00:22:37,749 --> 00:22:40,492 What is this "aprés-party"? 488 00:22:40,494 --> 00:22:42,919 Mm, it's a party after the party. 489 00:22:42,921 --> 00:22:44,779 It's the best place to be. 490 00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:45,905 Where is it? 491 00:22:45,907 --> 00:22:47,499 Mm, I can't tell you. 492 00:22:47,501 --> 00:22:49,242 - Ugh. - But I can take you. 493 00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:52,912 - Oui, take me. - Mm. 494 00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:58,510 Oh, oh, this is my bestie, Zari... she's coming with. 495 00:22:58,512 --> 00:23:00,586 Yas, queen. Mm. 496 00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,630 Guys, I have Marie, and we're taking her to the Waverider. 497 00:23:02,632 --> 00:23:03,923 That's a good idea. 498 00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:05,517 We can have her all to ourselves. 499 00:23:05,519 --> 00:23:08,520 - Whoo! - Marie, come back. 500 00:23:11,366 --> 00:23:13,783 There is an "aprés-party". 501 00:23:18,481 --> 00:23:19,948 Guys, we have company. 502 00:23:19,950 --> 00:23:22,125 Oh, the after-party's right this way. 503 00:23:25,797 --> 00:23:27,672 Guys, I need backup. 504 00:23:31,637 --> 00:23:34,120 Corsets are so impractical. 505 00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:35,764 Marie, where's the party? 506 00:23:38,176 --> 00:23:40,718 I do not think this is a good idea. 507 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,146 We're gonna party our faces off... it's gonna be great. 508 00:23:43,148 --> 00:23:44,814 Oh! 509 00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:56,809 Ew. 510 00:23:56,811 --> 00:23:58,194 Should've seen that coming. 511 00:23:58,196 --> 00:24:00,154 Return me to my body this instant, 512 00:24:00,156 --> 00:24:02,690 or I will have your head for this. 513 00:24:02,692 --> 00:24:05,001 - Get her to the Waverider! - Oh, this is weird. 514 00:24:06,924 --> 00:24:08,538 This party stinks! 515 00:24:08,540 --> 00:24:11,374 Oh, so true, girl. 516 00:24:11,376 --> 00:24:13,401 But not the point. 517 00:24:13,403 --> 00:24:15,027 She's annoying, you can just... 518 00:24:15,029 --> 00:24:16,245 Yeah. 519 00:24:16,247 --> 00:24:18,072 Ah, get this thing off of me. 520 00:24:18,074 --> 00:24:20,458 Ugh, I can't believe I tried the drink. 521 00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:22,445 Can't believe I ate all that gluten-filled cake. 522 00:24:22,447 --> 00:24:24,054 I can't believe how heavy that head is. 523 00:24:24,056 --> 00:24:25,430 Yeah, she really had you under her spell. 524 00:24:25,432 --> 00:24:27,061 If it weren't for our interim legend here, 525 00:24:27,063 --> 00:24:28,419 you guys would've partied to death. 526 00:24:28,421 --> 00:24:30,376 Well, just to play it safe, 527 00:24:30,378 --> 00:24:34,272 I'm gonna take this into the library. 528 00:24:34,274 --> 00:24:35,773 Aah! You see? 529 00:24:35,775 --> 00:24:37,642 - Oh, I'll help you. - Don't get creepy, Ray. 530 00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:40,386 - So, my sister the superhero. - Hmm. 531 00:24:40,388 --> 00:24:42,263 Should I get Gideon to make you a cowl? 532 00:24:42,265 --> 00:24:44,038 Mm, cowls are for middle-aged women 533 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:45,564 who want to hide their necks. 534 00:24:45,566 --> 00:24:48,193 But I do need a dress for the party tonight. 535 00:24:48,195 --> 00:24:49,777 Fabricator's all yours. 536 00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:51,479 Yay, thank you. 537 00:24:54,484 --> 00:24:57,610 Is that really you, Nat? 538 00:24:57,612 --> 00:24:59,987 I need to hear you say it. 539 00:24:59,989 --> 00:25:02,949 Why did you bring me back? 540 00:25:02,951 --> 00:25:05,451 Because I loved you, Nat. 541 00:25:05,453 --> 00:25:07,493 I never stopped. 542 00:25:07,495 --> 00:25:08,785 I'm not here 543 00:25:08,787 --> 00:25:12,083 for the John Constantine broken hero act. 544 00:25:16,648 --> 00:25:19,340 Say it to my face. 545 00:25:19,342 --> 00:25:21,651 I need to hear the truth. 546 00:25:23,346 --> 00:25:25,989 I brought you back... 547 00:25:25,991 --> 00:25:29,517 to prove to you that I was right... 548 00:25:29,519 --> 00:25:33,071 to show you that I was right to choose magic over us. 549 00:25:38,003 --> 00:25:41,338 Thank you. 550 00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:44,582 I needed you to admit to yourself what you did... 551 00:25:44,584 --> 00:25:46,826 because if you're going to save Astra, 552 00:25:46,828 --> 00:25:49,328 you need to do it for her, not for your ego. 553 00:25:49,330 --> 00:25:52,081 Oh, I have tried to save her, Nat, 554 00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:55,543 I have tried, but I don't know how. 555 00:25:55,545 --> 00:25:57,854 I think I found a way. 556 00:26:00,025 --> 00:26:01,841 Follow me. 557 00:26:04,595 --> 00:26:07,438 Uh, yoo-hoo. 558 00:26:08,683 --> 00:26:10,608 Hello? E-excuse me? 559 00:26:10,610 --> 00:26:13,945 Can you help me? Where's my body? 560 00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:16,614 You were throwing a party intended to kill people, 561 00:26:16,616 --> 00:26:18,917 so, no, not gonna help you. 562 00:26:21,713 --> 00:26:26,299 When I was 14, I was forced to leave my family. 563 00:26:27,737 --> 00:26:32,413 People saw the dresses, the parties, the hair, 564 00:26:32,415 --> 00:26:37,394 and they assumed I was a spoiled brat. 565 00:26:37,396 --> 00:26:43,215 Really, I was just a lonely Viennese girl 566 00:26:43,217 --> 00:26:45,926 trying to fit into French society. 567 00:26:45,928 --> 00:26:49,314 I've been famous since I was six years old. 568 00:26:49,316 --> 00:26:53,392 I don't know if people love me or love to hate me. 569 00:26:53,394 --> 00:26:55,745 What they don't understand is how hard I work 570 00:26:55,747 --> 00:26:57,655 to create a fantasy for them. 571 00:26:57,657 --> 00:27:03,277 The secret is to never let the party stop. 572 00:27:03,279 --> 00:27:05,446 If I had known then what I know now... 573 00:27:07,092 --> 00:27:11,502 Gidget, is there anything I need to worry about? 574 00:27:11,504 --> 00:27:13,621 Interim Captain Sharpe instructed you 575 00:27:13,623 --> 00:27:15,289 not to look at your future. 576 00:27:16,584 --> 00:27:18,459 Just a peek, little lady computer. 577 00:27:18,461 --> 00:27:20,011 As you wish. 578 00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:22,388 October 7, 2045. 579 00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:25,608 Zari Tarazi faces major backlash from her fans, 580 00:27:25,610 --> 00:27:28,427 known as Z Nation, after the FDA 581 00:27:28,429 --> 00:27:30,113 banned her perfume Dragonesque 582 00:27:30,115 --> 00:27:32,598 for destroying users' sense of smell. 583 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,266 Oh, no. 584 00:27:34,268 --> 00:27:36,227 I trusted her. 585 00:27:36,229 --> 00:27:38,288 - I wanted to be her, - _ 586 00:27:38,290 --> 00:27:41,366 but now I'll never smell another flower because of her. 587 00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:43,901 From Z-Nation to Zero-Nation, 588 00:27:43,903 --> 00:27:46,320 Zari Tarazi's Cat-Chat followers 589 00:27:46,322 --> 00:27:49,299 have plummeted to almost zero. 590 00:27:50,635 --> 00:27:52,710 Meow! 591 00:27:52,712 --> 00:27:55,046 But I didn't know 592 00:27:55,048 --> 00:27:57,882 there was anything wrong with the perfume. 593 00:27:57,884 --> 00:28:00,018 This is so unfair. 594 00:28:01,295 --> 00:28:04,296 Okay, I have to get out in front of this. 595 00:28:04,298 --> 00:28:07,025 Maybe Gidget can make me a new perfume. 596 00:28:08,803 --> 00:28:10,728 Or I can just take yours. 597 00:28:10,730 --> 00:28:13,064 No, you cannot have it. 598 00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:14,807 I mean, it's not like you're using it. 599 00:28:14,809 --> 00:28:15,900 You have half a neck. 600 00:28:17,812 --> 00:28:20,830 Why do you care so much about a bottle of perf... 601 00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:28,529 Oh, you're not super charming, 602 00:28:28,531 --> 00:28:32,008 you used magical popularity perfume. 603 00:28:32,010 --> 00:28:35,420 Honestly, that makes me feel better about myself. 604 00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:36,954 Hmm. 605 00:28:36,956 --> 00:28:38,289 Huh, what are you doing? 606 00:28:38,291 --> 00:28:40,374 Shh. 607 00:28:40,376 --> 00:28:42,093 Can't have you ratting me out. 608 00:29:05,509 --> 00:29:08,677 _ 609 00:29:14,005 --> 00:29:15,746 Oh, there you are. Thank God, thank God. 610 00:29:15,748 --> 00:29:19,673 I have been so worried, but, uh, don't worry... 611 00:29:19,675 --> 00:29:22,116 No, I've totally been keeping up your Catchat account. 612 00:29:22,118 --> 00:29:24,577 Yesterday I posted a picture of a cat 613 00:29:24,579 --> 00:29:26,954 licking a tube of Dragonesque lipstick. 614 00:29:26,956 --> 00:29:31,250 Gross, Les-Lay. I would never post that. 615 00:29:31,252 --> 00:29:34,712 I'm so sorry. I will delete it. 616 00:29:34,714 --> 00:29:38,349 Here is the hero bottle for the photoshoot. 617 00:29:38,351 --> 00:29:41,019 Actually, change of plans. 618 00:29:41,021 --> 00:29:43,846 - Oh, so retro. - Thanks. 619 00:29:43,848 --> 00:29:45,889 - Oh, hi. - Hey, Z. 620 00:29:45,891 --> 00:29:47,575 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, watch the s'more. 621 00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:49,476 - What are you doing? - Sorry, babe. 622 00:29:49,478 --> 00:29:51,562 So have you decided where you want to do the proposal yet? 623 00:29:51,564 --> 00:29:52,830 The what? 624 00:29:52,832 --> 00:29:54,606 Didn't my agent call you? 625 00:29:54,608 --> 00:29:57,085 Yeah, um, I haven't had a chance to tell you yet, Z, 626 00:29:57,087 --> 00:30:00,571 but S'mores' team came up with the most epic idea. 627 00:30:00,573 --> 00:30:02,448 He should... 628 00:30:02,450 --> 00:30:05,701 propose to you at next week's MTV Movie Awards 629 00:30:05,703 --> 00:30:09,621 in advance of your DJ and Z co-branded sunglasses launch. 630 00:30:09,623 --> 00:30:11,623 Sorry. We're getting married? 631 00:30:11,625 --> 00:30:13,086 Yeah, or we can do it somewhere more chill, 632 00:30:13,088 --> 00:30:14,626 you know, like, at the DJ S'more Money 633 00:30:14,628 --> 00:30:16,295 spring break house party live cast. 634 00:30:16,297 --> 00:30:18,014 - Something like that? - How romantic. 635 00:30:18,016 --> 00:30:19,249 Yeah, it's gonna be dope. 636 00:30:19,251 --> 00:30:21,109 - Okay, let's do this. - Ready for this. Let's go. 637 00:30:21,111 --> 00:30:22,518 - Hey, hey! - So exciting. 638 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,687 Okay, one spritz should be safe. 639 00:30:24,689 --> 00:30:27,473 Spray, delay, walk away. 640 00:30:27,475 --> 00:30:29,847 You have to do a 23andMe. 641 00:30:29,849 --> 00:30:31,736 I mean, she must be related to you. 642 00:30:31,738 --> 00:30:34,455 Here, doesn't she look exactly like you? 643 00:30:34,457 --> 00:30:37,816 Ray, I am looking at a gagged, decapitated woman. 644 00:30:37,818 --> 00:30:39,359 If that's what you think I look like, 645 00:30:39,361 --> 00:30:40,878 we have a lot of processing to do. 646 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:42,204 Oh, no, look... 647 00:30:42,206 --> 00:30:44,448 Sorry, Miss Antoinette. 648 00:30:44,450 --> 00:30:48,544 Thief! 649 00:30:48,546 --> 00:30:51,080 - Can you taste the cardamom? - I can't. 650 00:30:51,082 --> 00:30:53,049 I can't taste anything because your sister's perfume 651 00:30:53,051 --> 00:30:54,792 clogged up my entire olfactory system. 652 00:30:54,794 --> 00:30:56,141 Everything tastes like... 653 00:30:56,143 --> 00:30:59,486 Zari, Zari stole Marie Antoinette's perfume. 654 00:30:59,488 --> 00:31:01,066 You should see what Mick stole from Mexico. 655 00:31:01,068 --> 00:31:03,029 - It's disgusting. - Should consider ourselves lucky. 656 00:31:03,031 --> 00:31:04,825 At least she didn't do something to screw up history. 657 00:31:04,827 --> 00:31:08,202 Oh, my God, the perfume. That's how Marie did it. 658 00:31:08,204 --> 00:31:10,459 Zari and I weren't affected 'cause we couldn't smell 659 00:31:10,461 --> 00:31:12,142 because of the Dragonesque. 660 00:31:12,144 --> 00:31:14,002 Who knows what kind of damage she could do with that? 661 00:31:14,004 --> 00:31:16,647 It's all my fault. I shouldn't have let her stay. 662 00:31:16,649 --> 00:31:18,741 I knew it was too early to pat myself on the back. 663 00:31:18,743 --> 00:31:21,315 Ah, look, it wouldn't be a true Legends mission 664 00:31:21,317 --> 00:31:25,006 unless something went wrong. 665 00:31:26,659 --> 00:31:28,325 Or several things. 666 00:31:33,707 --> 00:31:37,876 Uh, wasn't there a body on that stretcher? 667 00:31:50,432 --> 00:31:53,058 Have I told you how hot you look in that dress? 668 00:31:53,060 --> 00:31:55,060 No, but you can tell me now. 669 00:31:55,062 --> 00:31:57,080 Super hot! 670 00:31:57,082 --> 00:32:00,041 And you smell fantastic. 671 00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:02,234 You know what? Screw our agents. 672 00:32:02,236 --> 00:32:04,444 I don't want to wait till the fall launch 673 00:32:04,446 --> 00:32:08,624 of our sunglasses in October to begin my life with you. 674 00:32:08,626 --> 00:32:10,033 Hey, listen up! 675 00:32:10,035 --> 00:32:11,869 S'more Money has an announcement to make! 676 00:32:11,871 --> 00:32:15,223 Zari Tarazi, will you marry me? 677 00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:17,591 Uh, S'more... Oh! 678 00:32:20,421 --> 00:32:21,920 Ugh. 679 00:32:29,430 --> 00:32:32,156 I think I just got a little too popular. 680 00:32:33,809 --> 00:32:35,618 Oh, oh, God. 681 00:32:40,825 --> 00:32:43,751 Here, body, body, body, body, body. 682 00:32:43,753 --> 00:32:46,996 Oh. 683 00:32:46,998 --> 00:32:50,240 Okay, body. No one wants to hurt you. 684 00:32:50,242 --> 00:32:51,575 Speak for yourself! 685 00:32:51,577 --> 00:32:54,170 Hey, come on, Mick. She's harmless. 686 00:32:54,172 --> 00:32:56,622 It's just a headless body. 687 00:32:56,624 --> 00:32:58,790 Oh, whoa. 688 00:32:58,792 --> 00:33:01,227 A little help here. 689 00:33:03,923 --> 00:33:06,256 No, Mick, don't! 690 00:33:21,124 --> 00:33:22,748 She's mine! 691 00:33:25,369 --> 00:33:26,961 Okay, we need to protect ourselves. 692 00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:28,296 Zari's deployed Marie's perfume. 693 00:33:28,298 --> 00:33:30,489 Ah! 694 00:33:33,303 --> 00:33:35,803 Okay, team, A.L.O.H.A. time. 695 00:33:38,666 --> 00:33:40,349 Run, run! 696 00:33:41,712 --> 00:33:43,926 Nate, what do you got? 697 00:33:43,928 --> 00:33:46,171 I'm assessing Zari used too much of the perfume, 698 00:33:46,173 --> 00:33:48,006 'cause this crowd is bananas. 699 00:33:48,008 --> 00:33:49,198 Behrad? 700 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:52,177 I'm listening, and I hear another mob coming. 701 00:33:52,179 --> 00:33:53,929 Okay, I'm observing, and there are 702 00:33:53,931 --> 00:33:55,254 way too many people for us to stop. 703 00:33:55,256 --> 00:33:57,474 We need to get that perfume off of her to stop this. 704 00:33:57,476 --> 00:34:00,161 - How? - I have an idea. I need your help. 705 00:34:13,843 --> 00:34:15,575 Behrad, now! 706 00:34:20,207 --> 00:34:21,882 You guys came back for me. 707 00:34:21,884 --> 00:34:24,260 A Legend never gets left behind, even an interim one. 708 00:34:24,262 --> 00:34:25,978 Follow me. 709 00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:28,066 - What are you doing? - Trust me. 710 00:34:28,068 --> 00:34:30,340 There's too many of them. I can't stop them all. 711 00:34:31,819 --> 00:34:34,136 - Come on! - Okay. 712 00:34:36,849 --> 00:34:39,016 Well, we've tried the A.L.O.H.A. method. 713 00:34:39,018 --> 00:34:40,868 The A.L.O. haven't gotten us anywhere. 714 00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:42,203 What does the H stand for? 715 00:34:42,205 --> 00:34:43,353 Hydrate! 716 00:34:53,741 --> 00:34:55,073 - S'mores. - Yeah. 717 00:34:55,075 --> 00:34:56,158 - Zari's boyfriend? - That's me. 718 00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:57,385 Ha. 719 00:34:58,721 --> 00:35:00,162 - Okay, guys. - Oh, God. 720 00:35:00,164 --> 00:35:01,430 Party's over. 721 00:35:03,083 --> 00:35:05,301 Did Zari just jump into the fountain? 722 00:35:05,303 --> 00:35:07,753 Whoa, talk about desperate stunts. 723 00:35:07,755 --> 00:35:10,648 I'm calling my agent to schedule a divorce! 724 00:35:11,967 --> 00:35:13,642 Wait, what does that last A stand for? 725 00:35:13,644 --> 00:35:14,735 Attack! 726 00:35:19,558 --> 00:35:20,657 Hey. 727 00:35:29,636 --> 00:35:31,469 Look at us. 728 00:35:31,471 --> 00:35:34,639 We thought we could change the world with our little loom. 729 00:35:34,641 --> 00:35:37,091 This one's to bring me mum back. 730 00:35:39,071 --> 00:35:42,572 The Loom of Fate... it's not just a story, it's real. 731 00:35:42,574 --> 00:35:45,734 Three old Greek birds cutting threads, 732 00:35:45,736 --> 00:35:48,394 hunkering down over a loom to weave together 733 00:35:48,396 --> 00:35:50,247 the fate of humankind. 734 00:35:51,681 --> 00:35:54,032 If it's real, how come I haven't heard of it, eh? 735 00:35:54,034 --> 00:35:57,184 You're asking the wrong person. 736 00:35:57,186 --> 00:35:59,979 Why do you think I brought her here? 737 00:36:02,951 --> 00:36:04,542 What the bloody hell was that? 738 00:36:04,544 --> 00:36:06,452 What do you know about the Loom of Fate? 739 00:36:06,454 --> 00:36:07,501 I know bugger all. 740 00:36:07,503 --> 00:36:10,205 - How did you find this place, Charlie? - You told me about it. 741 00:36:10,207 --> 00:36:11,822 Oh, bollocks, I've never told anyone about it. 742 00:36:11,824 --> 00:36:14,127 Natalie brought you here to help me save Astra 743 00:36:14,129 --> 00:36:15,720 and stop those encores, so tell me, 744 00:36:15,722 --> 00:36:17,321 what do you know about the Loom of Date? 745 00:36:17,323 --> 00:36:18,455 Fate's a load of crap. 746 00:36:18,457 --> 00:36:19,763 You haven't answered my question, Charlie. 747 00:36:19,765 --> 00:36:21,198 Look, you want to know what I'm hiding from? 748 00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:22,894 - Yes, I do! - It's that bloody loom! 749 00:36:26,591 --> 00:36:29,192 - So it is real? - It was... 750 00:36:30,428 --> 00:36:32,261 Until I destroyed it. 751 00:36:36,484 --> 00:36:39,768 "Lady in cheap pantsuit ruins party". 752 00:36:39,770 --> 00:36:42,247 Ava was right about no phones on the ship. 753 00:36:42,249 --> 00:36:44,231 Had Gideon whip you up some new clothes. 754 00:36:44,233 --> 00:36:46,417 - Hope you like flannel. - I do not. 755 00:36:46,419 --> 00:36:48,027 Ew. 756 00:36:48,029 --> 00:36:49,996 Listen, I know, you're gonna tell me 757 00:36:49,998 --> 00:36:52,573 how selfish I was for stealing the perfume 758 00:36:52,575 --> 00:36:54,106 and burning the team. 759 00:36:54,108 --> 00:36:56,427 You guys toil away in obscurity to save humanity 760 00:36:56,429 --> 00:36:58,596 from unknown baddies, and I just go and spray 761 00:36:58,598 --> 00:37:00,414 evil perfume all over New York City 762 00:37:00,416 --> 00:37:02,267 without a second thought. 763 00:37:02,269 --> 00:37:03,792 I'm jerk. 764 00:37:03,794 --> 00:37:05,089 I'm sorry. 765 00:37:05,091 --> 00:37:08,514 I was just gonna ask if you wanted a doughnut. 766 00:37:08,516 --> 00:37:13,444 I haven't had a doughnut in 1,743 days. 767 00:37:16,116 --> 00:37:18,599 Hey, what is this, eh, doughnut? 768 00:37:18,601 --> 00:37:19,859 Shut up, Marie. 769 00:37:19,861 --> 00:37:21,101 Ah, phoo! 770 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:24,438 Hey. 771 00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:25,648 Wow. 772 00:37:25,650 --> 00:37:27,149 Nice shirt. 773 00:37:27,151 --> 00:37:30,128 Hmm, you would be into lumberjack chic. 774 00:37:30,130 --> 00:37:32,463 There's an incoming hologram from Captain Lance. 775 00:37:32,465 --> 00:37:34,132 Captain. 776 00:37:34,134 --> 00:37:35,491 How'd the mission go? 777 00:37:35,493 --> 00:37:37,993 Oh, um... 778 00:37:37,995 --> 00:37:41,121 - Well, I... - Killed it. 779 00:37:41,123 --> 00:37:43,433 She was a foxy hedgehog out there. 780 00:37:44,627 --> 00:37:45,718 Okay. 781 00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:47,294 We got our encore, Captain. 782 00:37:47,296 --> 00:37:49,147 Oh, good. I'm glad to hear it. 783 00:37:49,149 --> 00:37:52,058 Ava, call me later so I can thank you properly. 784 00:37:54,971 --> 00:37:56,971 Oh, Captain, my captain. 785 00:37:56,973 --> 00:37:58,973 "Call me later so I can properly congratulate you". 786 00:37:58,975 --> 00:38:01,183 - Guys, come on. - She doesn't sound like that. 787 00:38:20,329 --> 00:38:22,538 Zari! 788 00:38:22,540 --> 00:38:24,123 Hey, are you okay? 789 00:38:24,125 --> 00:38:25,675 Yeah, I was... 790 00:38:25,677 --> 00:38:29,187 I was just, uh, enjoying this doughnut 791 00:38:29,189 --> 00:38:31,231 and thinking... 792 00:38:32,883 --> 00:38:37,436 You locked Marie Antoinette up, but you let me off the hook. 793 00:38:37,438 --> 00:38:41,032 I mean, she killed people, Zari. 794 00:38:41,034 --> 00:38:43,517 You screwed up. You know, everybody screws up. 795 00:38:43,519 --> 00:38:45,444 - Not you. - Me? 796 00:38:45,446 --> 00:38:47,896 I feel like I'm screwing up all the time. 797 00:38:47,898 --> 00:38:49,898 You were so on mission. 798 00:38:49,900 --> 00:38:52,568 You crashed an A-list party in a pantsuit 799 00:38:52,570 --> 00:38:54,287 and threw yourself into a fountain. 800 00:38:54,289 --> 00:38:57,215 Ugh, see, it's a perfect example. 801 00:38:57,217 --> 00:38:58,549 No, it was amazing. 802 00:38:58,551 --> 00:39:00,367 You didn't care what anyone thought. 803 00:39:00,369 --> 00:39:02,720 You were just being you. 804 00:39:04,540 --> 00:39:06,749 I've been trying to get people to like me 805 00:39:06,751 --> 00:39:08,351 for so long that... 806 00:39:11,231 --> 00:39:14,065 I've forgotten who I really am. 807 00:39:14,067 --> 00:39:17,722 I have millions of followers but... 808 00:39:17,724 --> 00:39:19,399 zero friends. 809 00:39:21,986 --> 00:39:23,494 You got one. 810 00:39:25,731 --> 00:39:26,873 Really? 811 00:39:32,172 --> 00:39:35,614 Come on. 812 00:39:35,616 --> 00:39:39,761 Hmm. Well, as your friend, I have to tell you... 813 00:39:39,763 --> 00:39:41,337 - no more pantsuits. - Mm. 814 00:39:41,339 --> 00:39:42,597 You're better than that. 815 00:39:42,599 --> 00:39:43,931 Deal. 816 00:39:46,625 --> 00:39:48,815 He still has ten years 817 00:39:48,817 --> 00:39:50,859 before the lung cancer catches up to him. 818 00:39:50,861 --> 00:39:52,670 Can you make it zero? 819 00:39:52,672 --> 00:39:56,530 It's a nasty way to go, especially all at once. 820 00:39:56,532 --> 00:39:58,413 You sure that's who you want to be? 821 00:39:58,415 --> 00:40:01,392 Why is it so hard for people to let little girls grow up. 822 00:40:02,953 --> 00:40:05,671 John may be the villain in your story, 823 00:40:05,673 --> 00:40:09,917 but in mine, he's just cocktail party conversation. 824 00:40:09,919 --> 00:40:13,087 I have a few enemies of my own. 825 00:40:13,089 --> 00:40:16,274 One day, I'm going to call you, 826 00:40:16,276 --> 00:40:19,944 and you are going to do me a favor. 827 00:40:19,946 --> 00:40:22,447 You make favor sound like sin. 828 00:40:23,825 --> 00:40:26,159 This is hell, sweetie. 829 00:40:28,145 --> 00:40:29,645 Do it. 830 00:40:37,246 --> 00:40:40,948 You broke the Loom of Fate? How old are you? 831 00:40:40,950 --> 00:40:42,014 Old. 832 00:40:42,016 --> 00:40:44,333 Well, if you broke it, why are you still running? 833 00:40:47,807 --> 00:40:51,642 I scattered those damn pieces all across the multiverse. 834 00:40:51,644 --> 00:40:53,686 Just put an end to it all. 835 00:40:54,725 --> 00:40:56,990 Recently... 836 00:40:56,992 --> 00:41:00,224 I sensed that something had changed. 837 00:41:00,226 --> 00:41:03,488 It's like my past was catching up with me, so... 838 00:41:06,159 --> 00:41:07,533 John, are you okay? 839 00:41:07,535 --> 00:41:09,610 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just got a... 840 00:41:16,485 --> 00:41:18,485 Bye-bye, Johnny.