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Guten Abend, Herr Horatio.

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Gib mir die Karte.

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Springfield, eh?

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Then that's where I'm
going treasure hunting.

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You mean we're going treasure hunting.

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We'll find that sunken
ship within the week.

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- Grid 274 by 319.
- _

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Depth 60 meters. Sounding.

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Nothing.

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Proceed to next reading.

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Grid 274 by 320.

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Depth 60 meters. Sounding.

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- Nothing.
- Yarr.

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Captain, the long-range
Doppler shows a squall

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coming out of the nor'east.

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Hmm. We'd best head back to wait it out.

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Let me guess,
you didn't find any treasure today.

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Did you talk to the doctor

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about going up on your dose?

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The storm stirred up the seafloor.

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We'll have to resound
everything south of the break.

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Grid 274 by six.

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Depth 30 meters. Sounding.

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Nothing.

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I made us a roast for dinner,

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then threw it away.

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I'm sorry I never gave you any children.

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Grid 291 by 502.

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Depth 70 meters. Sounding.

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Arr.

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A second ping.

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A second ping!

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I've waited half a lifetime to say this.

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Divers, gear up!

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We found it.

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We finally found it, boys!

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I didn't waste my life!

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Yarr.

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I see you've come to admire our plunder.

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Er, technically that
plunder belongs to the town.

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It was discovered in
Springfield city limits.

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No, we found the gold in
unincorporated waters!

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The survey says it's ours!

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Sorry, but the town
redrew the boundaries...

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yesterday.

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But we worked in secret for 40 years.

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I pretended to be a flimsy,
one-note character.

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How did you know?

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I should have been your treasure.

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Yarr...

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_

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All right, people.
This town's got doubloons.

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Who's got ideas?

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If I don't hear anything good,
we're building another stadium,

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and no team will come here.

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How about a new town clock
where, every hour,

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Jesus forgives the Devil?

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A new zoo with more attractive animals.

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What about those death
panels we were promised?

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Shouting out something before
I know what I'm gonna say.

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Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
with no Pearl Jam!

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Uh, excuse me. I have an idea.

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Now, Marge,
if you'll check your program,

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nagging objections are at the end.

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_

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Look at the world.

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Our children's future is
challenging and uncertain.

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This windfall is our last, best hope

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to give our kids the tools they'll need

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to face that future.

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To succeed,
our kids must have an education

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based on science, technology,

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engineering and math.

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STEM.

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All who find Marge's idea tiresome,

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let out an exaggerated, sarcastic yawn.

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Okay, okay. I brought someone

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you will listen to about STEM education.

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Columbia recording artist John Legend.

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? STEM, science, tech,
engineering and math ?

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? More than a trendy way
to say computer class ?

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? STEM, it's not just for dorks,
dweebs and nerds ?

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? It'll turn all your
dumb kids to Zuckerbergs ?

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? STEM, 'cause the future
is written in code ?

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? Make an app,
get big cash from an IPO ?

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? STEM ?

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? Oh, STEM. ?

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Who could say no to a silky slow jam

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about the importance of
technology-based learning?

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I'll never have kids because my
nards were cooked by science.

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But if I could, I'd want 'em to learn

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about the science of
why they don't exist.

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I'd just like to thank
John Legend...'s wife

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Chrissy Teigen for
bringing him here today.

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Turns out,
there's nothing she loves more

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than doing personal favors
for her Instagram followers.

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Well, Marge,
you did call the picture I posted

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of my kids with ketchup
on their faces "adorbs."

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It was. It was totes adorbs.

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Baby, we got to get going.
We're gonna be late

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for the launch party
for our couples' perfume.

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I'm talking to my online friend IRL.

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Go charge the kids' iPads.

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Come on, Springfield!

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Build your children
the school of tomorrow.

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I did it. I gave our kids
hope for the future.

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You have any songs about
how I should be allowed

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to skip jury duty?

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? How is it justice
to impanel a man ?

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? During March Madness? ?

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_

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What are you gonna do with
your forced retirement, sir?

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I'm intrigued by a local skydiving club

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who needs someone to sit in
the office and answer phones.

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Yeah, well, who cares?

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I'll be taking an Ohio River cruise.

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Lot of widows on the Good River.

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Lot of widows.

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New school smell.

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Paperless classrooms, personal tablets,

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and uncrammable lockers.

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Aw. Man, this is embarrassing.

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Bart Simpson.

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Welcome. I'm Zane Furlong,
this school's CEO:

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Collaborative Educational Outreacher.

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I'm gonna stop you
right there, Skinner 2.0.

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It doesn't matter how you dress it up.

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All schools are kid prisons.

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Well, I'm putting you in solitary,

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where you'll learn geometry
by shooting meteors.

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Shoot enough,

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and you'll unlock customizable skins.

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Skins?

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That's how boys play dress-up.

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Lisa Simpson.

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Our educational metric
has identified you

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as a divergent multipathway assimilator.

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You mean, I'm in a gifted class?

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Ooh, we don't like that term.

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Everyone is gifted.

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I firmly believe that.

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Now go upstairs to the...

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gifted class.

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Finally, I feel seen.

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And for the first time,
I'll be accepted by my peers

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with open arms.

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I'm home.

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Okay, gifted class.

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Recess is over.

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Aw!

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Now, this school is so advanced

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that every aspect of it
is run by an algorithm.

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Who can give me an
example of an algorithm?

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Oh! Like when you buy a
new garbage can online

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and the rest of your life,
you see ads for garbage cans.

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Or like when you watch a bunch
of close-up magic videos

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on YouTube and get ads
for a suicide hotline.

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Exactly.

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And because you liked this lesson,

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the algorithm thinks
you might also enjoy...

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How was your first day

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at the new STEM school I founded?

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It was amazing. We did science,

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then we did computer science,

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and then we did cognitive
computer science.

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Oh, what a surprise. Lisa likes school.

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All right, boy.
What did you get suspended for today?

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Nothing.

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I like this school, too.

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Instead of teachers
giving us letter grades,

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an algorithm gives us stars.

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Education is a game now,
and I'm great at it.

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Look at all these skins
I've already unlocked.

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Whoa. Oh, that guy.

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Noice.

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I even unlocked the
"Skin Unlocking" badge.

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Whoo-hoo!

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_

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Tell us, what do you do, Mr. Simpson?

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Ah, yes. I monitor the core temperature

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at the nuclear power plant.

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If it gets into the red,

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I tell my family first
so they can leave town

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before the streets get too crowded.

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- Now, this is a great example...
- Uh-huh.

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...of the kind of job that
will soon cease to exist.

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What the words now?

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Mr. Simpson's daily tasks

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can be more efficiently
performed by robots.

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My guess is, his job
will be obsolete in 18 months.

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What about them?
How much time do their careers have?

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- I'm a librarian.
- Five years.

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I just bought a New York
City taxi medallion.

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Five years ago.

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I do social media for a
cannabis delivery company.

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You'll be fine.

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But all these other jobs
will soon be made obsolete

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by automation.

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Oh, no. The robots are coming!

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I've got to warn everyone!

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Stupid kids!

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00:11:00,756 --> 00:11:02,911
I'm getting five stars
in all my classes.

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00:11:02,988 --> 00:11:06,081
I finally unlocked dreadlock sideburns.

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00:11:06,158 --> 00:11:08,917
Someone's user name is
moving up the leaderboard.

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00:11:08,994 --> 00:11:11,035
Cowabunga.

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00:11:11,112 --> 00:11:12,871
Now get back downstairs

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00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:14,901
to prepare for the jobs of tomorrow.

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00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:17,676
Whoo-hoo! It's a race to the bottom!

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00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:21,263
Hmm?

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00:11:22,174 --> 00:11:24,382
Hmm.

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00:11:24,459 --> 00:11:27,177
Bart, I've never seen you
so engaged in learning.

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It's awesome.
We're seeing how many e-scooters

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we can collect around town,

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00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,941
charge, then get back on the streets.

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00:11:33,018 --> 00:11:35,800
Oh, I see. You're learning
logic and spatial reasoning.

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00:11:35,835 --> 00:11:38,688
All I know is, if I don't get
ten scooters in under a minute,

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I won't unlock the
Master Collector badge.

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Got it!

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Learning rules!

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_

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00:11:50,652 --> 00:11:53,273
Oh, you must be teaching
the kids about nutrition

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and staying within a budget, right?

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00:11:55,707 --> 00:11:59,134
No. We're teaching them to buy
groceries for lazy rich people.

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00:11:59,211 --> 00:12:03,116
This avocado will be
perfectly ripe in two days.

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00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:05,590
I wonder what they taste like.

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00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:07,717
Hmm.

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00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:09,385
Uber-driving.

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00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,646
Grubhub'ing. Lyft-driving?

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00:12:11,723 --> 00:12:13,723
These aren't jobs of the future.

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These are side hustles!

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Guys, guys.

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The robots are coming.
The robots are coming!

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Robots here?

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00:12:23,719 --> 00:12:26,236
Uh, this place ain't
exactly forward-thinking.

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00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:27,807
Yeah. We're one of America's

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last coal-powered nuclear plants.

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Yeah? Well, you can all bury
your heads in the sandwiches,

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00:12:32,911 --> 00:12:35,078
but I know the robots
are coming to replace us!

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Calm down, Homer.

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Here, have a drink from the
new soda machine we got.

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The machines are already here,

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and when they take over,
you can't imagine

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how bleak the future will be.

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I choose to believe our
best days are ahead of us.

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_

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It's giving us orders.

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The revolution has begun.

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00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,355
Hmm. Hmm.

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00:13:15,379 --> 00:13:17,023
Uh-oh. I know that look.

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00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:19,330
She's gonna Lisa-up a good thing.

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Attention, students!

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This school isn't training
you to program apps.

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It's training you to obey apps!

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When you're grown up,
you'll be lucky to make minimum wage!

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Which is a lot of money!

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That's like getting your
allowance every hour.

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Wha...? No, no.

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You deserve the same chance to
succeed as the gifted class.

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That means preparing for real careers,

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not gig economy gigs.

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Gigs are awesome! DJs play gigs!

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DJs!

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00:13:56,944 --> 00:13:59,629
Aah! This has nothing
to do with deejaying!

264
00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:06,636
Oh...

265
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:17,105
Aw. At least they're learning art.

266
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:20,920
Tip jars?!

267
00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:24,279
That's it. I got to fix this school.

268
00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:34,267
Stop messing with the school.

269
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:37,200
I finally filled up
enough virtual pee bottles

270
00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:40,078
to unlock the Amazon
Warehouse Whizzer badge.

271
00:14:40,154 --> 00:14:42,080
Ew.

272
00:14:42,156 --> 00:14:44,132
Bart, I need to rewrite the algorithm.

273
00:14:44,209 --> 00:14:47,710
Then the school will
teach every kid real STEM.

274
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:50,254
I am doing this for you.

275
00:14:50,331 --> 00:14:52,757
Yeah? Well, I'm doing this for me.

276
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,928
Education for all!

277
00:14:57,004 --> 00:14:58,291
Side hustles for most!

278
00:14:58,908 --> 00:14:59,931
Kids, what's wrong?

279
00:15:00,007 --> 00:15:02,650
Your tracking implants
showed heightened emotions.

280
00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:04,894
- Tracking what?
- Teacher, teacher, my sister's

281
00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:07,967
gonna ruin the only school I've
ever liked in my whole life!

282
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,733
It's just not fair that
only a small group of kids

283
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,944
are getting an advanced education!

284
00:15:13,020 --> 00:15:15,497
Well, isn't that the point
of a gifted class?

285
00:15:15,573 --> 00:15:18,144
- Eep.
- Lisa, the algorithm's purpose

286
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:20,451
is to prepare kids for
the jobs of tomorrow.

287
00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:23,788
But it's just teaching them to
be the task rabbits of today.

288
00:15:23,865 --> 00:15:26,916
Nobody knows what the jobs
of tomorrow are gonna be.

289
00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:28,960
Well, I'm sure the algorithm does.

290
00:15:29,036 --> 00:15:30,470
Here, I'll ask it.

291
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:34,132
Wait, wait, this can't be.

292
00:15:34,208 --> 00:15:35,627
There's only one.

293
00:15:36,377 --> 00:15:38,061
We are so screwed.

294
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:39,062
_

295
00:15:39,431 --> 00:15:41,689
One Buzz Cola with vanilla and lime.

296
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:43,266
Diet Buzz for me.

297
00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:44,642
With vanilla and lime.

298
00:15:45,603 --> 00:15:47,006
Aw, geez. This again?

299
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,771
Yeah, we have an active lifestyle,

300
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,982
and part of that is
drinking soda all day.

301
00:15:51,058 --> 00:15:52,845
If it's refreshments you want,

302
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:55,319
why not let a man pour your soda!

303
00:15:55,396 --> 00:15:57,488
A human man.

304
00:15:57,565 --> 00:15:58,990
For too long we have done nothing

305
00:15:59,066 --> 00:16:01,451
as machines have taken over,
washing our dishes,

306
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:03,995
pumping our insulin, and now this!

307
00:16:04,071 --> 00:16:06,497
Man can pour soda
better than any machine

308
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:09,717
made specially for that purpose,
and I will prove it!

309
00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:12,503
Today the robot uprising ends.

310
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:16,266
Today is our Independence Day!

311
00:16:16,301 --> 00:16:17,976
_

312
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:25,016
? Well, Homer pulled a lot of sodas ?

313
00:16:25,092 --> 00:16:28,978
? Because he hated that machine ?

314
00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:32,240
? He got confused,
thought it was gonna take his job ?

315
00:16:32,317 --> 00:16:36,244
? So Homer was a soda-pouring man,
Lord, Lord ?

316
00:16:36,321 --> 00:16:40,165
? Oh, Homer was a soda-pouring man ?

317
00:16:42,443 --> 00:16:44,230
? He did not make his point ?

318
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:46,232
? And his sodas were warm and flat ?

319
00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:50,208
? So Homer was a soda-pouring man,
Lord, Lord ?

320
00:16:50,284 --> 00:16:54,170
? Soda-pouring's not a real thing ?

321
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,713
? No, sir. ?

322
00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:02,053
Homer might have been slower,

323
00:17:02,129 --> 00:17:04,272
but his pours had a human touch.

324
00:17:04,349 --> 00:17:07,587
Always delivered with a smile
and a sense of brotherhood.

325
00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:09,486
- Yeah!
- All right!

326
00:17:09,521 --> 00:17:12,021
But he died. So machine wins!

327
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,568
No, no, wait.
His pulse was beating so fast

328
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,862
from all the soda he
drank that it was a blur.

329
00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:23,458
Perhaps one day machines will be better

330
00:17:23,535 --> 00:17:26,702
at pouring soda than man, but not today!

331
00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,746
Our jobs are safe!

332
00:17:35,150 --> 00:17:36,045
Listen up.

333
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:38,618
These nerds have found
out something terrifying.

334
00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:41,454
This school was supposed to prepare you

335
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,144
for the jobs of the future.

336
00:17:43,221 --> 00:17:45,124
But in the future,
all the jobs we've learned here

337
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:46,764
will be done by robots.

338
00:17:46,841 --> 00:17:49,651
The only job left for humans will be...

339
00:17:49,727 --> 00:17:51,769
elder care!

340
00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:56,899
The one job even robots won't do.

341
00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,776
What about STEM?

342
00:17:58,853 --> 00:18:01,579
Here's what it really stands for.

343
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:05,153
_

344
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,460
- No!
- No, it can't be!

345
00:18:13,883 --> 00:18:16,322
I don't want to be an adult butt wiper.

346
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:18,754
No one should see old people naked!

347
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,660
Unless that's your kink.

348
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:23,351
Let's show this algorithm
what we really think of it...

349
00:18:23,428 --> 00:18:26,470
with our generation's
most powerful tool:

350
00:18:26,547 --> 00:18:29,473
user ratings.

351
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:37,031
User rating dangerously low.

352
00:18:37,108 --> 00:18:38,344
One star.

353
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,368
Self-esteem protocol failing.

354
00:18:40,445 --> 00:18:42,370
Emotion matrix spiraling...

355
00:18:42,447 --> 00:18:43,738
spiraling.

356
00:18:43,814 --> 00:18:45,206
Zero stars.

357
00:18:45,283 --> 00:18:47,208
Can't get out of virtual bed.

358
00:18:47,285 --> 00:18:49,493
Initiating self-destruct sequence.

359
00:18:49,570 --> 00:18:51,190
Self-destruct.

360
00:19:01,248 --> 00:19:04,036
I have to go back!
My skins are in there!

361
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:06,019
No! They're already gone!

362
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:14,611
Camo-hat Santa! No!

363
00:19:16,297 --> 00:19:19,407
I guess the children will have
to go back to the old school.

364
00:19:19,484 --> 00:19:23,161
Yes, well, I don't know that
that's possible anymore.

365
00:19:23,782 --> 00:19:25,448
_

366
00:19:25,649 --> 00:19:26,656
My school.

367
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:29,200
My forward-thinking school.

368
00:19:29,276 --> 00:19:32,920
There, there.
You'll suggest other schools.

369
00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:34,255
You really think so?

370
00:19:34,332 --> 00:19:37,091
I'm just saying things.

371
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,761
Goodbye, gifted class.

372
00:19:39,837 --> 00:19:42,713
Yeah, but we escaped having
to take care of old people.

373
00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:45,675
No, that's still the only
job that's going to exist.

374
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:48,247
Now we just won't know how to do it.

375
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,239
I've got your hot wings.

376
00:20:08,315 --> 00:20:10,291
Did you include celery sticks?

377
00:20:10,368 --> 00:20:11,501
Yes, sir.

378
00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:13,269
_

379
00:20:13,836 --> 00:20:16,942
What do you really think the
jobs of the future will be?

380
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:20,279
Well, technology is changing so fast,

381
00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:23,971
who knows where it will finally take us?

382
00:20:29,670 --> 00:20:31,095
Buzz Cola.

383
00:20:31,172 --> 00:20:32,980
You want diet or regular?

384
00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:34,598
Regular, human scum.

385
00:20:34,675 --> 00:20:37,151
With vanilla and lime.

386
00:20:37,228 --> 00:20:39,061
The algorithm never predicted this.

387
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:40,938
What's an algorithm?

388
00:21:20,864 --> 00:21:24,648
Well, Melvin sounds like
he was a wonderful man.

389
00:21:24,725 --> 00:21:29,320
You know, I would love to sketch you.

390
00:21:30,070 --> 00:21:31,414
Shh!

391
00:21:34,428 --> 00:21:36,757
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