1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:08,000 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:25,893 --> 00:00:27,159 Whoa! 3 00:00:27,161 --> 00:00:28,461 Oh! We gotta stop this. 4 00:00:28,463 --> 00:00:30,095 If Gotham's destroyed we gotta move 5 00:00:30,097 --> 00:00:32,723 and there's no way I'm living' in Metropolis. 6 00:00:32,725 --> 00:00:34,383 So do your plant control thingie 7 00:00:34,385 --> 00:00:35,733 and put an end to this. 8 00:00:35,735 --> 00:00:36,826 Yeah, you know what, 9 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:38,506 you're really taking the romance out of it 10 00:00:38,507 --> 00:00:40,440 when you just call it my "plant control thingie". 11 00:00:41,674 --> 00:00:43,909 Hey buddy. Stop. 12 00:00:45,079 --> 00:00:47,382 Argh! 13 00:00:50,317 --> 00:00:52,328 I... I can't control them. 14 00:00:52,330 --> 00:00:53,985 I've... They... They've mutated! 15 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:55,781 Maybe they'll respond to heavy scolding? 16 00:00:55,783 --> 00:00:57,955 You are being very disrespectful! 17 00:00:57,957 --> 00:00:59,559 Run. 18 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:08,166 Look at that, 19 00:01:08,168 --> 00:01:10,758 Ivy has procured us a tree army. 20 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:12,248 She can't control the plants. 21 00:01:12,250 --> 00:01:14,240 Yes, Harley. Hurrah! 22 00:01:14,242 --> 00:01:16,707 Uh, I don't think those trees are on our side. 23 00:01:16,709 --> 00:01:17,776 Run! 24 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:24,352 Argh! 25 00:01:24,353 --> 00:01:27,155 This is my favorite top. Dick! 26 00:01:27,987 --> 00:01:30,821 Ow! 27 00:01:32,126 --> 00:01:33,892 Sweet Roosevelt's ghost! 28 00:01:33,894 --> 00:01:35,326 Acupuncture works. 29 00:01:35,328 --> 00:01:37,296 I'm healed, baby! 30 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,565 Ah. Easy come, easy go. 31 00:01:41,567 --> 00:01:46,305 Argh! 32 00:01:46,307 --> 00:01:48,907 Oh, I am slain! 33 00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:51,510 Clayface, no! 34 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:54,946 If thou be merciful... 35 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,650 Open the tomb... 36 00:01:56,651 --> 00:01:58,650 And lay with... 37 00:01:58,652 --> 00:01:59,984 Juliet. 38 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:07,894 And scene! 39 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:09,163 Oh, my god! 40 00:02:09,164 --> 00:02:10,364 That deserves a suicide. 41 00:02:14,533 --> 00:02:15,603 Sweet Jesus, 42 00:02:15,604 --> 00:02:17,203 the park's filled with murderous plants. 43 00:02:18,917 --> 00:02:20,838 Thank God we canceled Jazz Fest. 44 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:23,375 The way I see it, there's only one option. 45 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:24,711 Bomb the damn place 46 00:02:24,712 --> 00:02:25,776 to kingdom come. 47 00:02:25,778 --> 00:02:26,913 Jim... 48 00:02:26,914 --> 00:02:28,048 there are innocent people there. 49 00:02:28,049 --> 00:02:29,183 Well, it's not our fault 50 00:02:29,184 --> 00:02:30,683 if they don't check their social and see 51 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:31,782 Jazz Fest was canceled. 52 00:02:31,784 --> 00:02:33,168 You can't bomb the park. 53 00:02:33,170 --> 00:02:34,495 Of course we can. We have tanks. 54 00:02:34,497 --> 00:02:35,687 The taxpayers paid for 'em. 55 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:37,955 Yep, Jazz Fest may have been canceled, 56 00:02:37,957 --> 00:02:40,358 but we can still give the people a show, buddy. 57 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,161 I need you to be surgical about this, Jim. 58 00:02:42,163 --> 00:02:43,429 Be prudent. 59 00:02:43,431 --> 00:02:45,332 - I can't hold your hand... - Why not? 60 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:47,470 Because Scarecrow's crop-dusting fear toxin 61 00:02:47,472 --> 00:02:48,900 around the perimeter of Gotham, 62 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:51,146 forcing thousands of innocent people towards the park. 63 00:02:51,148 --> 00:02:54,215 - That potato sack son of a bitch. - I'll handle him. 64 00:02:54,217 --> 00:02:56,354 The Justice League is en route to help us with the tree problem. 65 00:02:56,355 --> 00:02:59,745 - I just need you to evacuate the park. - Got it. 66 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:01,082 You know what would be a good way 67 00:03:01,084 --> 00:03:02,257 to get the people out of the park? 68 00:03:02,259 --> 00:03:03,658 No tanks. 69 00:03:08,632 --> 00:03:09,898 So, Commissioner Gordon, 70 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:11,733 this situation seems dire. 71 00:03:11,735 --> 00:03:13,769 - Are we finally going to see those tanks - _ 72 00:03:13,771 --> 00:03:15,037 our taxpayers voted on? 73 00:03:15,039 --> 00:03:16,640 No. That wouldn't be... 74 00:03:16,641 --> 00:03:17,640 prudent. 75 00:03:17,641 --> 00:03:19,608 Oh, boo. Why? 76 00:03:19,610 --> 00:03:20,844 To minimize loss of life 77 00:03:20,845 --> 00:03:22,644 because some jazz hippies 78 00:03:22,646 --> 00:03:24,446 can't read a goddamn email! 79 00:03:24,448 --> 00:03:26,381 Well, in this reporter's opinion 80 00:03:26,383 --> 00:03:27,416 it looks like we are... 81 00:03:27,418 --> 00:03:29,286 So fucked! 82 00:03:38,836 --> 00:03:40,828 Hey. Nice save, Jerk-off League! 83 00:03:40,830 --> 00:03:43,880 That's not our name at all. 84 00:03:55,413 --> 00:03:57,949 Ugh, how does she pull off those clunky bracelets? 85 00:03:57,950 --> 00:03:59,261 I know, it's like annoying. 86 00:03:59,263 --> 00:04:00,850 Well, hey you know, thanks for the help. 87 00:04:00,851 --> 00:04:02,517 Harley and crew will handle the rest. 88 00:04:02,519 --> 00:04:04,989 Um... Hey! Why am I tied up? 89 00:04:04,990 --> 00:04:06,723 Because you and your troublesome horde 90 00:04:06,724 --> 00:04:08,496 are behind this anarchy. 91 00:04:08,497 --> 00:04:10,525 What? Bullshit! 92 00:04:10,527 --> 00:04:11,660 Harley Quinn, 93 00:04:11,662 --> 00:04:13,728 I declare you and your allies, 94 00:04:13,730 --> 00:04:16,263 including that elderly war criminal, 95 00:04:16,265 --> 00:04:17,832 to be banished to... 96 00:04:17,834 --> 00:04:19,066 You wanna say it 97 00:04:19,068 --> 00:04:20,134 since it's your thing? 98 00:04:20,136 --> 00:04:21,244 Thanks, Diana. 99 00:04:21,246 --> 00:04:22,747 To the Phantom Zone! 100 00:04:22,749 --> 00:04:24,882 What? You gotta be shittin' me. 101 00:04:27,951 --> 00:04:30,386 Uh-oh, oh, I'm seeing' the light. 102 00:04:30,388 --> 00:04:31,721 Oh, my God! 103 00:04:31,723 --> 00:04:33,490 I didn't think I'd make it to Heaven 104 00:04:33,492 --> 00:04:34,891 after what I did in... 105 00:04:34,892 --> 00:04:36,124 Uh... Eh, well, 106 00:04:36,126 --> 00:04:37,526 everywhere, I guess. 107 00:04:37,528 --> 00:04:38,597 Mostly Asia. 108 00:04:38,598 --> 00:04:39,995 We didn't do any of this. 109 00:04:39,997 --> 00:04:41,129 They're tree monsters. 110 00:04:41,131 --> 00:04:42,491 She controls the trees. 111 00:04:42,493 --> 00:04:43,817 So... 112 00:04:43,819 --> 00:04:45,603 Uh... You want to say it this time? 113 00:04:45,604 --> 00:04:47,439 Sure. You're all going... 114 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:48,973 ... to the Phantom Zone. 115 00:04:50,809 --> 00:04:53,944 Now, Kal-El! 116 00:04:57,516 --> 00:04:58,648 Harley! 117 00:04:58,650 --> 00:05:01,184 Make me tell the truth. 118 00:05:01,186 --> 00:05:02,907 Poison Ivy, did you do this? 119 00:05:02,909 --> 00:05:04,097 We didn't do it. 120 00:05:04,099 --> 00:05:05,799 We aren't responsible for the tree monsters. 121 00:05:05,801 --> 00:05:07,158 I secretly watch NASCAR. 122 00:05:07,159 --> 00:05:08,243 I take long showers. 123 00:05:08,245 --> 00:05:10,492 I think paper straws are stupid and get too soggy. 124 00:05:10,494 --> 00:05:12,093 I was excited for Jazz Fest. 125 00:05:13,331 --> 00:05:16,499 Fine. I was very excited for Jazz Fest. 126 00:05:21,473 --> 00:05:22,805 Oh, God! 127 00:05:22,807 --> 00:05:24,107 Someone take this off me. 128 00:05:24,109 --> 00:05:26,576 If you're not responsible for this, 129 00:05:26,578 --> 00:05:28,877 who is? 130 00:05:28,879 --> 00:05:32,081 Oh, no! 131 00:05:34,418 --> 00:05:37,353 No! 132 00:05:40,290 --> 00:05:41,391 Thirty years ago 133 00:05:41,393 --> 00:05:43,291 you cosplaying assholes 134 00:05:43,293 --> 00:05:44,661 trapped me in a book. 135 00:05:44,663 --> 00:05:48,064 Time to return the favor. 136 00:05:49,401 --> 00:05:51,199 You'll never get away with... 137 00:05:51,201 --> 00:05:52,836 Shut the hell up, sexy. 138 00:05:55,574 --> 00:05:56,740 Word of advice, 139 00:05:56,742 --> 00:05:59,440 do not smell Rapunzel's hair. 140 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:01,677 Ain't no shower in that tower. 141 00:06:01,679 --> 00:06:03,547 Queen! Oh, You really saved the day. 142 00:06:03,548 --> 00:06:05,383 I guess not killin' ya worked out pretty well. 143 00:06:05,384 --> 00:06:06,684 Not really. 144 00:06:06,685 --> 00:06:08,451 Quick question. Can any of you fly? 145 00:06:08,453 --> 00:06:10,052 - In a plane. - Every night in my dreams. 146 00:06:10,054 --> 00:06:12,221 - Ha! outta diesel. - No. I'm basically a rock. 147 00:06:12,223 --> 00:06:16,057 Good. 148 00:06:22,066 --> 00:06:25,134 Mama's having a productive day. 149 00:06:32,410 --> 00:06:35,545 Ow! 150 00:06:35,547 --> 00:06:37,314 Holy mackerel, we're up high! 151 00:06:37,316 --> 00:06:40,083 I've never been this far above sea level before. 152 00:06:40,085 --> 00:06:41,985 All right. Calm down, calm down, don't panic. 153 00:06:41,987 --> 00:06:44,088 Here's a surefire trick to combat, 154 00:06:44,089 --> 00:06:45,223 uh, way-up-aphobia. 155 00:06:45,224 --> 00:06:48,391 Pick a spot in the horizon and stare at it. 156 00:06:48,393 --> 00:06:49,795 Oh, wait, that's for sea sickness. 157 00:06:49,796 --> 00:06:51,093 What are we, on a cloud now? 158 00:06:51,095 --> 00:06:52,862 Yeah. Looks like Fables' teamed up 159 00:06:52,864 --> 00:06:54,199 with the Legion to kill us. 160 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:55,734 God, she turned out to be a bad friend. 161 00:06:55,735 --> 00:06:57,403 Hey-hey, I'm already bored up here. 162 00:06:57,404 --> 00:06:59,603 Do your stupid plant thing and get us the hell down. Okay? 163 00:06:59,604 --> 00:07:01,805 You know I can't control fairy tale plants, 164 00:07:01,807 --> 00:07:02,872 you balding gremlin. 165 00:07:02,874 --> 00:07:04,740 How would I have know that? 166 00:07:04,742 --> 00:07:06,576 When would that have come up? 167 00:07:06,578 --> 00:07:09,079 Actually, Fables may have done us a solid. 168 00:07:09,081 --> 00:07:13,516 Seems much safer up here than down there. 169 00:07:13,518 --> 00:07:16,254 Fee fi fo... 170 00:07:16,255 --> 00:07:17,254 Ah, fuck me. 171 00:07:17,255 --> 00:07:18,557 ... fum. 172 00:07:18,558 --> 00:07:21,826 I smell the blood of small human scum. 173 00:07:21,827 --> 00:07:23,660 Okay, we need a way down. Now. 174 00:07:23,662 --> 00:07:25,461 I say we make like Jack, 175 00:07:25,463 --> 00:07:26,896 climb down the beanstalk, 176 00:07:26,898 --> 00:07:28,665 chop it down, kill the giant, 177 00:07:28,667 --> 00:07:30,268 French kiss Rapunzel. Done. 178 00:07:30,269 --> 00:07:32,836 keep your creepy bionic hands off Rapunzel. 179 00:07:32,838 --> 00:07:34,854 I'll grind your bones 180 00:07:34,856 --> 00:07:37,107 to bake my bread! 181 00:07:37,109 --> 00:07:39,608 Come on! How the hell are we gettin' off this thing? 182 00:07:39,610 --> 00:07:42,110 I know just what we need. 183 00:07:42,112 --> 00:07:43,545 An idea. 184 00:07:43,547 --> 00:07:45,314 Yes, who's got one? 185 00:07:45,316 --> 00:07:47,168 Okay. 186 00:07:47,170 --> 00:07:48,418 I know who can help us. 187 00:07:48,420 --> 00:07:49,685 Sy, give me your phone. 188 00:07:49,687 --> 00:07:52,021 'Ey, wait, wait, wait, not so fast. 189 00:07:52,023 --> 00:07:53,589 - Give it. - Is it a local call? 190 00:07:53,591 --> 00:07:57,225 Just fuckin' hand it over. 191 00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:59,295 Ugh! 192 00:07:59,297 --> 00:08:00,463 What do you think, Bill-doe? 193 00:08:00,465 --> 00:08:01,490 Any thoughts on this kite? 194 00:08:01,492 --> 00:08:03,450 I'm kinda stuck on this last piece, like... 195 00:08:03,452 --> 00:08:05,703 Oh, check it out, my girlfriend's calling. 196 00:08:05,704 --> 00:08:07,239 What up, babe? 197 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:08,773 It's Ivy. It's my girlfriend. 198 00:08:08,774 --> 00:08:10,376 Yeah, no, I'm just designing a kite. 199 00:08:10,377 --> 00:08:12,509 Yeah, trying to put my own little spin-a-roonie on it. 200 00:08:12,510 --> 00:08:14,911 Wha... What's that? 201 00:08:14,913 --> 00:08:16,713 I'll head right over! 202 00:08:16,715 --> 00:08:19,682 I... I love you. 203 00:08:19,684 --> 00:08:20,985 She didn't say it back. 204 00:08:20,986 --> 00:08:22,319 It's probably just bad reception. 205 00:08:22,321 --> 00:08:24,122 Plus, she probably didn't want to say it 206 00:08:24,123 --> 00:08:26,555 in front of her work friends. 207 00:08:30,194 --> 00:08:32,697 Wait, you have Kite Man's number memorized? 208 00:08:33,732 --> 00:08:36,182 Oh, no, the giant's here. 209 00:08:46,869 --> 00:08:48,202 You didn't... You didn't answer my question. 210 00:08:48,204 --> 00:08:49,295 How do you know his number? 211 00:08:49,297 --> 00:08:50,320 Uh... 212 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:52,615 How big do you think that giant's dick is? 213 00:08:52,617 --> 00:08:53,850 I do want to talk about that, 214 00:08:53,852 --> 00:08:55,116 but answer my question. 215 00:09:00,327 --> 00:09:03,949 Fine. I'm... I'm dating Kite Man. 216 00:09:03,951 --> 00:09:05,794 What? 217 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:09,631 Ha! Got ya! 218 00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:11,636 You're dating Kite Man? 219 00:09:11,637 --> 00:09:14,068 Why? 220 00:09:14,070 --> 00:09:15,303 Uh... 221 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:17,309 You... You love him? 222 00:09:17,310 --> 00:09:19,775 I haven't said, like, "I love you" to him, 223 00:09:19,777 --> 00:09:22,745 but, yeah, I love him a little. 224 00:09:22,747 --> 00:09:24,582 How do we not know about this? 225 00:09:25,617 --> 00:09:27,019 Because you never asked. 226 00:09:27,020 --> 00:09:28,085 I mean, It's like... 227 00:09:28,086 --> 00:09:29,351 ... if it's not about you... 228 00:09:29,353 --> 00:09:30,454 you're not interested. 229 00:09:30,455 --> 00:09:31,656 I wasn't even trying very hard 230 00:09:31,657 --> 00:09:32,656 to keep it a secret. 231 00:09:32,657 --> 00:09:33,755 I kept coming home, 232 00:09:33,757 --> 00:09:34,923 reeking of kite, 233 00:09:34,925 --> 00:09:36,259 leaves in my hair. 234 00:09:36,261 --> 00:09:38,061 Didn't you ever think that was weird? 235 00:09:38,063 --> 00:09:40,763 You seriously didn't know, Quinn? 236 00:09:40,765 --> 00:09:43,999 Show of hands for everybody who knew. Bingo. 237 00:09:45,404 --> 00:09:46,737 - Oy vey! - Watch your hand! 238 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:54,344 Ho! 239 00:09:54,345 --> 00:09:55,577 Kite Man! 240 00:09:55,579 --> 00:09:56,637 Oh, yeah. 241 00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:58,183 I tossed a hot sauce packet at him 242 00:09:58,184 --> 00:09:59,916 that I found inside my pants. 243 00:09:59,918 --> 00:10:01,317 It's Sriracha. 244 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:03,352 Our fave, babe. 245 00:10:04,723 --> 00:10:05,723 I gotcha. 246 00:10:09,660 --> 00:10:12,528 - Ah! - Ha! 247 00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:28,144 Thanks, babe. 248 00:10:28,146 --> 00:10:30,413 I never got the kite thing until now, 249 00:10:30,415 --> 00:10:33,184 but it is quite majestic. 250 00:10:33,185 --> 00:10:35,386 Uh. Might want to hold on tight there, gang. 251 00:10:35,387 --> 00:10:38,721 Looks like your crew's packing a few extra lbs. 252 00:10:38,723 --> 00:10:39,855 Not you, babe. 253 00:10:39,857 --> 00:10:42,857 You look bangin'. As per ushe. 254 00:10:52,469 --> 00:10:53,469 Ugh! 255 00:10:54,772 --> 00:10:56,005 Thanks for the ride, babe. 256 00:10:56,007 --> 00:10:57,974 Babe, anytime. 257 00:10:57,976 --> 00:10:59,842 - Ugh! - Oh, sick. 258 00:10:59,844 --> 00:11:01,510 I can't get hold of the Justice League. 259 00:11:01,512 --> 00:11:02,812 But I found Scarecrow... wait. 260 00:11:02,814 --> 00:11:04,014 Are you wearing a helmet? 261 00:11:04,016 --> 00:11:05,682 Are you on a tank? 262 00:11:05,684 --> 00:11:06,783 No, 263 00:11:06,785 --> 00:11:09,385 I'm... riding my skateboard. 264 00:11:09,387 --> 00:11:11,955 - What? - The situation's gotten more dire, all right? 265 00:11:11,957 --> 00:11:15,591 Desperate times call for... tanks. 266 00:11:15,593 --> 00:11:19,998 Argh! 267 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,264 Men... and Cheryl, 268 00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:25,634 let's remind these trees what they're good for, 269 00:11:25,636 --> 00:11:27,403 letting a dog piss all over... 270 00:11:29,274 --> 00:11:31,475 Hey, Gordo. Love the helmet. 271 00:11:31,477 --> 00:11:34,910 But I think it'd look better on me. 272 00:11:43,521 --> 00:11:45,989 Anyone have a Class B commercial license? 273 00:11:45,991 --> 00:11:48,725 Dude! You look so good popping out of a tank. 274 00:11:48,727 --> 00:11:51,948 It's mostly the helmet. 275 00:11:51,950 --> 00:11:53,765 Scarecrow and those Legion of Doom Dicks 276 00:11:53,766 --> 00:11:55,298 were behind this from the start. 277 00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:57,734 And screw Fables for joining 'em. 278 00:11:57,736 --> 00:11:59,905 I hereby tender my resignation. 279 00:11:59,906 --> 00:12:01,971 I hope it's effective immediately 280 00:12:01,973 --> 00:12:04,473 because I am squished. 281 00:12:08,112 --> 00:12:09,413 Good Lord! 282 00:12:09,415 --> 00:12:11,681 This tank shoots invisible missiles. 283 00:12:11,683 --> 00:12:13,082 What miraculous tech. 284 00:12:13,084 --> 00:12:14,716 I didn't press the button. 285 00:12:14,718 --> 00:12:16,919 Someone else just blew it up. 286 00:12:16,921 --> 00:12:18,122 But who? 287 00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:35,404 What? 288 00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:37,545 The Joker actually built that stupid tower 289 00:12:37,547 --> 00:12:39,575 to take over Gotham? 290 00:12:39,577 --> 00:12:41,078 Although, he did use my idea 291 00:12:41,079 --> 00:12:42,232 to have it pop out of the ground. 292 00:12:42,234 --> 00:12:44,458 Um... Yay? 293 00:12:44,460 --> 00:12:46,549 Citizens of Gotham, 294 00:12:46,551 --> 00:12:49,418 the Legion of Doom used to stand for something. 295 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,955 Now, it's not standing at all! 296 00:12:54,115 --> 00:12:55,253 You can't see them, 297 00:12:55,255 --> 00:12:57,210 but that joke killed with the camera crew, 298 00:12:57,212 --> 00:12:59,162 and they're the toughest audience to make laugh 299 00:12:59,164 --> 00:13:01,197 and they see this shit everyday. Anyway. 300 00:13:01,199 --> 00:13:03,832 The Legion of Doom used to stand for something, 301 00:13:03,834 --> 00:13:05,402 top tier evil. 302 00:13:05,404 --> 00:13:08,604 But now, they'll let in any, say... 303 00:13:08,606 --> 00:13:09,938 second-rate clown 304 00:13:09,940 --> 00:13:11,541 with a cheap dye job. 305 00:13:11,543 --> 00:13:13,176 How dare he. 306 00:13:13,178 --> 00:13:15,979 I go to a very high-end salon weekly. 307 00:13:15,981 --> 00:13:17,580 Harls, I've seen you neck deep 308 00:13:17,582 --> 00:13:18,847 in six different bottles 309 00:13:18,849 --> 00:13:21,053 of that bullshit you buy at the drugstore. 310 00:13:21,054 --> 00:13:22,253 Damn it, I forgot you were here. 311 00:13:22,254 --> 00:13:24,187 The Legion is no more. 312 00:13:24,189 --> 00:13:26,489 Gotham, you deserve better, 313 00:13:26,491 --> 00:13:27,823 someone with vision, 314 00:13:27,825 --> 00:13:29,761 someone who speaks French, 315 00:13:29,762 --> 00:13:32,828 moi, of course. 316 00:13:37,635 --> 00:13:38,934 I'm calling it! 317 00:13:38,936 --> 00:13:41,671 RIP, Gotham City, 318 00:13:41,673 --> 00:13:44,639 time of death... 319 00:13:44,641 --> 00:13:46,076 Right now! 320 00:13:50,516 --> 00:13:52,349 Oh. He's going down. 321 00:13:52,351 --> 00:13:53,950 All right, everybody back in the tank. 322 00:13:53,952 --> 00:13:56,352 If you need to pee, now's your chance. 323 00:13:56,354 --> 00:13:59,054 I want you war-crazed lunatics... 324 00:13:59,056 --> 00:14:00,423 ... and Cheryl, 325 00:14:00,425 --> 00:14:02,490 to unleash holy hell on that tower. 326 00:14:02,492 --> 00:14:04,561 Unleashing, sir. 327 00:14:09,034 --> 00:14:10,533 What the fuck! 328 00:14:14,039 --> 00:14:15,605 Uh. I hate to be a downer, 329 00:14:15,607 --> 00:14:18,874 but we are completely and utterly screwed. 330 00:14:18,876 --> 00:14:20,976 Oh, I wore that well. 331 00:14:20,978 --> 00:14:23,178 Hmm. Maybe I don't hate being a downer. 332 00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:25,950 Ooh, maybe I shouldn't feel so much pressure 333 00:14:25,951 --> 00:14:28,402 to put a positive spin on things. 334 00:14:30,222 --> 00:14:32,022 Well, I think we fucked up 335 00:14:32,023 --> 00:14:34,657 everyone that needed it. 336 00:14:35,827 --> 00:14:37,092 What is this weak-ass drink? 337 00:14:37,094 --> 00:14:38,494 This one of your jokes? 338 00:14:38,496 --> 00:14:39,629 It's 1:30, 339 00:14:39,631 --> 00:14:42,367 I'm not getting fucked up on a Wednesday. 340 00:14:42,368 --> 00:14:43,401 And by the way... 341 00:14:43,402 --> 00:14:45,033 why is Harley still alive? 342 00:14:45,035 --> 00:14:46,470 You said you took care of them! 343 00:14:46,472 --> 00:14:48,270 I threw 'em on top of a beanstalk. 344 00:14:48,272 --> 00:14:50,005 "Took care of" means kill them. 345 00:14:50,007 --> 00:14:51,941 Not beanstalk them! 346 00:14:51,943 --> 00:14:53,208 I was trying to kill them, 347 00:14:53,210 --> 00:14:55,312 just in a fun and cinematic way. 348 00:14:55,314 --> 00:14:57,513 That big-dicked giant kills everything. 349 00:14:57,515 --> 00:14:58,780 Apparently not! 350 00:14:58,782 --> 00:14:59,883 You joined me, 351 00:14:59,884 --> 00:15:01,283 because you said you wanted to be 352 00:15:01,285 --> 00:15:02,920 on the winning team. 353 00:15:02,921 --> 00:15:06,089 Well, we can't win until they're dead. 354 00:15:06,091 --> 00:15:09,426 Fine. I'll kill 'em normal. 355 00:15:09,428 --> 00:15:11,260 - With the Justice League missing - _ 356 00:15:11,262 --> 00:15:13,363 and no sign of Batman, 357 00:15:13,365 --> 00:15:17,499 we're all just pawns in the hands of a murderous psychopath. 358 00:15:20,271 --> 00:15:23,440 And what better hands to be in? 359 00:15:23,442 --> 00:15:25,408 They're firm, they're strong, 360 00:15:25,410 --> 00:15:28,047 and they're covered in soft, soft gloves. 361 00:15:28,049 --> 00:15:29,837 In other news, 362 00:15:29,839 --> 00:15:34,417 are hideous scars on your face actually awesome? 363 00:15:34,419 --> 00:15:35,619 And yet, they're only 364 00:15:35,621 --> 00:15:37,820 the second most evil news network. 365 00:15:37,822 --> 00:15:39,022 Right guys? 366 00:15:39,024 --> 00:15:40,391 - Anyone? - We gotta get those trees 367 00:15:40,392 --> 00:15:41,959 away from the tower so we can stop Joker. 368 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,717 Perhaps, I could take on the role of an arborist 369 00:15:44,719 --> 00:15:47,897 and slowly trim them back to death. 370 00:15:47,899 --> 00:15:49,331 It could take years, 371 00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:51,801 but this green-thumbed plant enthusiast 372 00:15:51,803 --> 00:15:53,436 is up to the challenge! 373 00:15:53,438 --> 00:15:54,738 Yeah, okay, you know what, 374 00:15:54,740 --> 00:15:56,938 I'm gonna go and draw the trees away 375 00:15:56,940 --> 00:15:58,307 from the tower. 376 00:15:58,309 --> 00:16:00,710 Ive, be, uh, you know, careful and shit. 377 00:16:00,712 --> 00:16:02,879 You too. And shit. 378 00:16:02,881 --> 00:16:03,946 Come on, babe. 379 00:16:03,948 --> 00:16:07,115 Let's go mow that lawn. 380 00:16:07,117 --> 00:16:09,085 So this guy really does it for you? 381 00:16:09,087 --> 00:16:10,452 You know, one-on-one... 382 00:16:10,454 --> 00:16:11,953 he... He... 383 00:16:11,955 --> 00:16:14,057 Uh... 384 00:16:14,059 --> 00:16:16,458 Uh, fuck you, Psycho! I don't know. 385 00:16:21,266 --> 00:16:22,499 Are you okay? 386 00:16:22,501 --> 00:16:24,799 Kite Man doesn't run a lot. 387 00:16:24,801 --> 00:16:26,437 Uses kites, mostly. Phew! 388 00:16:26,439 --> 00:16:28,703 This water made the plants huge, 389 00:16:28,705 --> 00:16:30,275 and I am part plant. 390 00:16:30,276 --> 00:16:32,030 So, it could have the same effect on me. 391 00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:34,376 I know I can't stop you from doing this, 392 00:16:34,378 --> 00:16:35,644 so in case it kills you 393 00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:37,281 or gives you really bad diarrhea... 394 00:16:37,282 --> 00:16:38,950 - Um... - ... I couldn't live with myself, 395 00:16:38,952 --> 00:16:41,218 - if I didn't ask you... - Wait, what are you... 396 00:16:41,219 --> 00:16:42,318 ... this special question. 397 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:43,620 Oh, dear. 398 00:16:43,622 --> 00:16:47,323 Will you do me the honor of making me... 399 00:16:47,325 --> 00:16:48,758 - Mr... - There's no box. 400 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,592 ... Poison Ivy? 401 00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:53,797 Um... Uh... 402 00:16:53,799 --> 00:16:55,331 You know what, let's... 403 00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:56,499 Let's circle back on this? 404 00:16:56,501 --> 00:16:58,634 Just maybe after the apocalypse? 405 00:16:58,636 --> 00:16:59,869 Right? 406 00:17:02,841 --> 00:17:04,639 Not a no. 407 00:17:04,641 --> 00:17:06,292 Hell, yeah! 408 00:17:27,845 --> 00:17:29,334 All right, guys. 409 00:17:29,336 --> 00:17:30,960 Look, I know none of this is your fault. 410 00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:33,017 And I'm sorry for what I'm about to do. 411 00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:35,138 I promise I'll plant, like, so many of you 412 00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:36,238 once this is over. Okay? 413 00:17:48,553 --> 00:17:49,886 Sorry. 414 00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:55,526 Oh! 415 00:17:55,527 --> 00:17:57,260 God, it was just a kid. 416 00:18:04,869 --> 00:18:09,472 Come on! 417 00:18:09,474 --> 00:18:12,542 Got time for one last bedtime story? 418 00:18:12,544 --> 00:18:14,511 Why would you work for Joker? 419 00:18:14,513 --> 00:18:15,945 'Cause unlike you, 420 00:18:15,947 --> 00:18:18,313 he's a real evil son of a bitch. 421 00:18:18,315 --> 00:18:20,449 Well, I'm evil enough to bash your head in. 422 00:18:20,451 --> 00:18:22,852 Tell that shit to my grandma. 423 00:18:25,524 --> 00:18:29,091 My, what big eyes she has! 424 00:18:31,329 --> 00:18:32,329 Wait a minute! 425 00:18:32,330 --> 00:18:34,363 That's no grandmother! 426 00:18:38,135 --> 00:18:40,168 Sorry! 427 00:18:40,170 --> 00:18:42,071 Ah, sorry! 428 00:18:49,614 --> 00:18:51,214 Ah, sorry for that too! 429 00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:57,052 I have an idea! 430 00:19:00,124 --> 00:19:01,357 Oy! Bubby, 431 00:19:01,359 --> 00:19:02,757 it is I, 432 00:19:02,759 --> 00:19:03,926 Grandfather Wolf. 433 00:19:03,928 --> 00:19:04,960 Okay. 434 00:19:04,962 --> 00:19:06,698 First, that's a male wolf... 435 00:19:06,699 --> 00:19:08,279 ... dressed like an elderly 436 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,431 human female. 437 00:19:09,433 --> 00:19:11,033 Second, why is your wolf Jewish? 438 00:19:11,035 --> 00:19:12,368 I took a swing. 439 00:19:12,370 --> 00:19:16,906 Stop with this meshugenah nonsense! 440 00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:21,043 I'll handle this. 441 00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,382 Ow! 442 00:19:27,384 --> 00:19:28,950 Oh! Argh! 443 00:19:33,391 --> 00:19:34,890 We're back on top. 444 00:19:34,892 --> 00:19:37,494 No more sucking dick under bridges for you. 445 00:19:37,496 --> 00:19:41,588 Well, I mean, unless you're into that shit. 446 00:19:41,590 --> 00:19:42,831 Come here. 447 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,199 Good boy, Grandma. 448 00:19:44,201 --> 00:19:45,568 Took you long enough. 449 00:19:45,570 --> 00:19:47,437 Did you bring Mama Harley's head? 450 00:19:47,439 --> 00:19:49,081 Let me see the head! 451 00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:53,941 Hiya, Queenie. 452 00:19:57,914 --> 00:19:58,981 Hmm. Props. 453 00:20:02,053 --> 00:20:04,454 Ah, shit... 454 00:20:04,456 --> 00:20:05,889 Oh, my god! 455 00:20:05,891 --> 00:20:07,823 I did not know her head would pop off. 456 00:20:07,825 --> 00:20:10,694 How did you manage to hollow out the innards of that beast? 457 00:20:10,696 --> 00:20:12,795 Well, a lot of people ask me 458 00:20:12,797 --> 00:20:15,966 who would win between a wolf and a shark. 459 00:20:15,968 --> 00:20:17,502 It's a shark. 460 00:20:21,839 --> 00:20:23,339 Wow! 461 00:20:23,341 --> 00:20:24,608 Okay. 462 00:20:24,610 --> 00:20:27,141 - Hey. - Whoa! Ive! You look great. 463 00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:28,141 Oh. You think? 464 00:20:28,142 --> 00:20:29,312 I didn't go too big or... 465 00:20:29,314 --> 00:20:30,783 No way. you're pulling it off! 466 00:20:30,784 --> 00:20:32,350 I mean, honestly, you could've gone bigger. 467 00:20:32,351 --> 00:20:33,617 - Really? - Thirty bucks 468 00:20:33,619 --> 00:20:35,918 if you put me in your pocket. 469 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,986 What? I got a type! You knew this. 470 00:20:43,495 --> 00:20:46,620 Ahhh! 471 00:20:47,599 --> 00:20:48,733 Gotcha! 472 00:20:48,735 --> 00:20:50,600 Thanks, Ive! 473 00:20:50,602 --> 00:20:52,035 Wow. You risked your life 474 00:20:52,036 --> 00:20:53,572 and killed trees for us. 475 00:20:53,573 --> 00:20:55,574 And I thought you didn't love anything more than trees. 476 00:20:55,575 --> 00:20:56,840 Yeah, well, you know, 477 00:20:56,842 --> 00:20:59,175 I guess there are a handful of exceptions. 478 00:20:59,177 --> 00:21:00,409 I'm so sorry. 479 00:21:00,411 --> 00:21:01,677 I'm not great at having people 480 00:21:01,679 --> 00:21:03,479 who are actually good to me in my life. 481 00:21:03,481 --> 00:21:05,247 Same. Most people are trash. 482 00:21:05,249 --> 00:21:06,750 I promise I'll do better, 483 00:21:06,752 --> 00:21:09,319 if you're willing' to give me a shot. 484 00:21:10,388 --> 00:21:11,422 Wouldn't it be messed up 485 00:21:11,423 --> 00:21:12,522 if I ate you right now? 486 00:21:18,062 --> 00:21:21,097 Ive! 487 00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:40,315 Keep your eyes open, Ive! 488 00:21:40,317 --> 00:21:41,685 Don't leave me! 489 00:21:41,687 --> 00:21:44,219 We still got so much ass kicking' to do! 490 00:21:44,221 --> 00:21:46,389 Harley... 491 00:21:46,391 --> 00:21:47,790 I can't... 492 00:22:02,974 --> 00:22:06,108 Oops.