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- Please.
- Alright, my quiz hounds!

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Who's ready for a battle
of the brains?!

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Hoo! Yeah!

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Why are we doing this?
Can't we just drink?

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The prize
is a five-coin bar tab,

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and our only competition
is these idiots.

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All: Chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug!

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Yeah!

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We can't lose!

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Okay, before we start, just a
little reminder about cheating.

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Use the honor system, guys.

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No looking up answers
on The Oracle.

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I see all!

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Alright, man.

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Okay, the first category is...

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political theory.

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Yes!
Yeah, we got this.

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Which hunky emperor

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is well known for his
juicy, trashy ass?

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What?

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- St. Maxwell the Thicc!
- St. Maxwell the Thicc!

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Correct!

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That's 100 points
to the Brew-Dog Crew!

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Okay, there was
no intellectual merit

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to that question.

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So, you're
an intellectual now?

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'Cause last time I checked,

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you were still fully shoveling

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people's shit for a living.

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Al, this is dumb.

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You don't need to prove
yourself to these morons.

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Do a science question.

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- Okay.
- Okay, fine.

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Which scientific theory
explains the phenomenon

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in which every 18 months,

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the sun is blacked out
in the midday sky?

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Anaxagoras' theory
of the solar eclipse!

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- Wrong.
- What?!

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Brew-Dog Crew, would you
like to venture a guess?

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- If you think you know it...
- Okay, I don't know.

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Well...

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You know, sometimes,
the devil gets horny

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for the sun 'cause they're
both made of fire.

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Well, some... sometimes he...
He flies up there and he...

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And he the sun so hard
that all the fire in it...

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It goes out.

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Correct!

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_

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Come on!

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That's 100 points
to the Brew-Dog Crew!

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I think it's pretty clear

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who the smartest people
in Lower Murkford are.

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- Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!
- Yeah!

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credits

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Boy, I gotta say, honey,

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that parking brake you invented
for our cart is brilliant.

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And the beauty of it
is you can't even see it.

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You know what's funny...
No one will ever know

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what a smart idea you had.

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Yeah. No one.

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Excuse me. Excuse me.
Coming through.

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What happened?

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My God,
it was a freak accident.

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Ted was just, like,
minding his own business,

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pulling the horse's tail,

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screaming,
"Yucca, yucca, yucca,"

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when out of nowhere, the horse
kicked him in the face.

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Pretty bad wound.
I should... apply some pressure.

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Stop.
Get out of the way.

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Let the doctor handle it.

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Looks like she's already
got it covered.

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Dr. Goodman.

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Alexandra.

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I was just trying to stanch
the blood flow.

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Yeah? Where'd you learn
how to do that?

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Well,
I found a couple pages

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of an old medical textbook
in a garbage dump.

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So I guess I just picked up
a thing or two.

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You know, we could use
a smart person like you

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at the medical center.

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Would you be interested
in a job?

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I think I would.

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Well, in that case,
welcome aboard, doctor.

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- You called for me?
- Yes!

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We have an emergency.
Henry the Duck has escaped!

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We have to find him.

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Summon the Royal Army,
tell them to search the Earth!

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You own over
a hundred ducks, buddy.

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Just play with one
of the other ones.

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No, but I want that one!

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Why can't I have
this one thing?!

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I ask for so little!

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Prince, the answer is no, okay?

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I've run off!

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Damn it!

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Mr. Worm,
you're my only friend.

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Welp,

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back to being alone
and having nothing.

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Wow!

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I can't believe it.

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My daughter the doctor.
I'm so proud.

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Thanks, Dad.

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Gotta say, I'm kinda nervous.

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What if I fail?

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At least you're trying.

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Most people in this town
just punch the clock,

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but you're doing
something you believe in.

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Thanks, Mags.

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Okay. Here I go.

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Doc-tor Al!

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Doc-tor Al!

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Go, Doctor!
Go, Doctor!

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She's a doctor.

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Dr. Al!

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Her name's Al.

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My daughter's a doctor.

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Her name is Dr. Al!

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Welcome, Mr. Shoemaker.

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This is my colleague,
Dr. Alexandra.

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- Hello.
- Hello.

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What seems to be the problem?

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Well, I've had this stuffy nose

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for the last few days, now.

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Aha!
That's a very common ailment.

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Typical treatment for stuffiness
of the nose region

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is we will have put leaches
all over your penis,

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up and down, all over it,
and your testicles, too.

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And that will distract
the mucus fairies,

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from their dancing
and their stomping.

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And you have to drink your pee.

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- My own pee?
- Yes.

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How much?

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All of it.

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Don't drop a drip.
Everything that comes out,

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just stick it right back
in your mouth.

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In fact, you'd be best suited
to just kick your legs

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over your head
and piss in your mouth

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for the rest of your life.

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Alright.

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Alright.
Consider yourself doctored.

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Dr. Goodman?

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I'm sorry to interrupt.

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Are you sure that this
is the best procedure

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for a stuffy nose?
I...

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Who's the doctor here?

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Where is he?

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It's my first day.
I...

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Yeah. Can I consult with you
in private, Dr. Alexandra?

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Yeah.

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Just relax.

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I have
no idea what I'm doing.

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What?

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I don't know what I'm doing.

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What?

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Help me!

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Okay. Just... Okay.

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Just... I want to
get this straight.

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You... You're a total fraud?

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It didn't start that way, okay?

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A few years ago, I had this idea

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that I could fix people's bodies
using medicine.

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Sounded great, right?
I pitched it to investors.

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They went nuts.

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And, sure, yeah,
the science wasn't there,

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but I figured fake it
till you make it, right?

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Cut to now.

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I still haven't figured
this shit out!

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And the patients
keep coming!

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Dr. Goodman,
this is wrong.

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You need to stop doing this.

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I can't.

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Why not?

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Because I'm a weak man.

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I once made a man with the flu
eat his own dick.

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- No.
- My God.

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You there.
Where did you get that duck?

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What, you mean Bucket?

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I found him.

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It was a miracle.

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You know, until he came along,
my entire life, I had nothing.

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And now I have this one little
thing that makes me happy.

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I'm so...

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I'm so grateful.

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Vexler, make the dirty man
give Henry back to me.

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Alright, how much?

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No, Bucket's not for sale.

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- Trick him.
- Now, hold on there, pal.

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I'm not just some rube,
you know?

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You might be some slick-talking
castle guy,

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but I've got one thing
you don't... street smarts.

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- You see this magic egg?
- I'm listening.

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You could keep that one duck,
or you could take this egg,

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and when it hatches,
you will have...

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four ducks.

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And one of them will be Bucket?

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Man, wow. Are you sure
you feel good about this?

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You're right. He may try and
follow us and steal Henry back.

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Trick him further.

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Yes, one of them will be Bucket,

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but only if you sit on this egg

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for a really, really long time.

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Do I have to be naked?

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I mean...

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I guess?

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Sold!

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Finally, one piece
of good fortune in my life.

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- So, the doctor's a phony?
- Yep.

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And I guess I should have
suspected something

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when he hired me off the street

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without checking my credentials

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or even knowing my full name.

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Yeah, that was a red flag.

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So, what are you gonna do now?

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Well, I'm gonna quit, obviously,

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and then I'm gonna
blow the whistle on him.

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I mean, the guy
is a total con artist.

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I need to tell people that this
whole doctor thing's a sham.

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Hi-eee!
We just wanted to come over

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and say congrats
on the big news.

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What big news?

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Your doctor stuff
got you in the Time 100.

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00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:06,204
What's the Time 100?

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00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:09,098
I scan the mists of time
and divine

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which 100 souls
have the most buzz!

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That's crazy!

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Everyone's talking about you.
You're, like, a celebrity.

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Wesley Pervert even
rated your feet.

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7.5.

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00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,756
Guys, listen, I...

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I need to come clean about
the whole doctor thing.

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Wait. Stop.

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First, I need to come clean.

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Al, I know I've been really
hard on you in the past,

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but the truth is, deep down...

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I was jealous.

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I mean, you're so smart,

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and I think I always knew
that someday

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you would accomplish things
I could never dream of.

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This is proof.

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Yeah, it's almost like
you won, you know?

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Sorry.

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you were gonna say something
about being a doctor?

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I...

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00:11:04,203 --> 00:11:05,523
forget.

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00:11:07,115 --> 00:11:09,987
Well, here's to Doctor Al!

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00:11:10,012 --> 00:11:13,338
Yeah, Doc-tor Al!

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Doc-tor Al!

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Doc-tor Al!

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Doc-tor Al!

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Doc-tor Al!

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You called for me?

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Something's wrong.

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I can't stop thinking about
that dirty man we tricked

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and left for dead in the woods.

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And now I have this strange,
painful feeling in my stomach.

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You don't think he infected me

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with some poor-person disease,
do you?

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I think what you're feeling
is guilt.

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I-I'm not familiar.

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It's this feeling
you sometimes have

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when you do something bad
to someone.

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Do you think I did something
bad to the man in the woods?

263
00:11:57,652 --> 00:11:59,301
Yeah, it was
super up.

264
00:11:59,326 --> 00:12:01,053
I mean, that duck was
all he had, and...

265
00:12:01,055 --> 00:12:02,254
And you took it from him,

266
00:12:02,256 --> 00:12:03,588
even though you have
a hundred ducks,

267
00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:04,723
and then you left him
sitting alone,

268
00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:07,271
naked, on a rock.
It's psycho.

269
00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:12,436
Okay.

270
00:12:13,814 --> 00:12:16,414
Well, make the guilt
go away, please.

271
00:12:16,439 --> 00:12:19,133
I think you need
to do that yourself.

272
00:12:19,382 --> 00:12:20,960
How?

273
00:12:21,816 --> 00:12:23,299
Well...

274
00:12:28,883 --> 00:12:31,816
You took something from him
and now you feel bad.

275
00:12:31,929 --> 00:12:35,312
So, in order to feel better,
you should...?

276
00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:38,891
Just kill him.

277
00:12:39,305 --> 00:12:42,539
Alright, I'm gonna take
some opium and go to bed.

278
00:12:55,910 --> 00:12:58,079
Henry, why aren't you eating?

279
00:12:59,876 --> 00:13:01,094
Henry?

280
00:13:04,768 --> 00:13:05,899
Bucket?

281
00:13:12,510 --> 00:13:15,460
- So, you're not quitting.
- Well, I was going to,

282
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,831
but then I realized
Dr. Goodman's

283
00:13:16,856 --> 00:13:18,223
actually got some great ideas.

284
00:13:18,248 --> 00:13:20,180
And I mean, yeah, the science
isn't fully there yet,

285
00:13:20,205 --> 00:13:22,601
but I think if we just
keep working at it,

286
00:13:22,603 --> 00:13:23,936
we can really help people.

287
00:13:23,938 --> 00:13:25,537
So it's about
helping people.

288
00:13:25,539 --> 00:13:26,939
'Cause it seemed like it
was just about impressing

289
00:13:26,941 --> 00:13:28,673
Mary Baker
and her idiot friends.

290
00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:31,610
What?! No!
No, it is not about that.

291
00:13:31,612 --> 00:13:33,171
Come on, this is something
I believe in.

292
00:13:33,196 --> 00:13:35,009
You'll see.
Me and Dr. Goodman...

293
00:13:35,034 --> 00:13:36,953
We're gonna change the world.

294
00:13:38,702 --> 00:13:39,806
Dr. Goodman!

295
00:13:40,016 --> 00:13:41,148
Snap out of it!

296
00:13:41,173 --> 00:13:42,973
We need to
figure out medicine now.

297
00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:44,922
You don't think I've tried?

298
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,107
It's impossible!

299
00:13:47,544 --> 00:13:50,795
I mean, tell me what the
this thing is here?

300
00:13:52,408 --> 00:13:55,033
What the
am I looking at right now?

301
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:57,268
This big thing
made of bones?

302
00:13:57,293 --> 00:14:00,773
Okay, let's just start with
the easy patients, yeah?

303
00:14:00,775 --> 00:14:01,417
Okay.

304
00:14:01,442 --> 00:14:03,990
Like, this guy...
He just has a headache.

305
00:14:04,405 --> 00:14:07,846
Headache. Yeah. No, I have an...
I have an... I have an idea.

306
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,727
Okay, great.
What is it?

307
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,168
- We could kill ourselves.
- What?!

308
00:14:13,193 --> 00:14:17,529
Yeah, blow our brains
out, take the easy way.

309
00:14:18,047 --> 00:14:19,268
Get it together, man!

310
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:21,270
Okay,
we are in too deep to quit!

311
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:24,139
We just... We just gotta
fake it until we make it!

312
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:27,199
- Alright, you're right.
- these people.

313
00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:28,933
If they're dumb enough
to fall for this shit,

314
00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:30,406
they deserve what they get.

315
00:14:30,431 --> 00:14:31,416
Yoo-hoo?

316
00:14:33,413 --> 00:14:34,556
Dad?

317
00:14:36,677 --> 00:14:38,114
What are you doing here?

318
00:14:38,139 --> 00:14:39,672
We have a little situation.

319
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,146
I found your brother
naked in the woods,

320
00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:45,083
and, he seems to have
caught a bit of a chill.

321
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,085
Normally, I would just put him
in front of the fire,

322
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,353
but then I remembered

323
00:14:48,378 --> 00:14:50,348
we've got a famous doctor
in the family.

324
00:14:50,373 --> 00:14:52,429
So I figured I'd check
with the expert.

325
00:14:52,454 --> 00:14:54,931
Well, you certainly came
to the right place

326
00:14:54,956 --> 00:14:58,697
'cause we're real doctors
with real medicine knowledge.

327
00:14:58,699 --> 00:15:00,765
Great!
Well, what do you suggest?

328
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,967
Well, due to the client's
cold temperature,

329
00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:07,303
I suggest we cut off
his balls, and...

330
00:15:07,328 --> 00:15:09,114
you should eat your balls.

331
00:15:10,897 --> 00:15:12,444
VIP treatment!

332
00:15:12,469 --> 00:15:14,364
Pays to have connections?

333
00:15:14,397 --> 00:15:18,006
Yeah!
Thanks, Al.

334
00:15:18,031 --> 00:15:19,744
Let's get you in there.

335
00:15:20,654 --> 00:15:23,652
Alright, I guess,
let's go kill this guy.

336
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,527
Hey, the doctor is in!

337
00:15:31,809 --> 00:15:35,013
Hey, dad, I was thinking,
what if you,

338
00:15:35,038 --> 00:15:37,501
instead of doing this procedure,
just take Mikey home?

339
00:15:37,526 --> 00:15:40,205
You can just put him
by the fire, and he'll be fine.

340
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:42,307
But the doctor said we should
feed him his own balls.

341
00:15:42,349 --> 00:15:43,684
He was clear, Al.

342
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:48,608
Yeah, Dr. Goodman
is feeling a little off today.

343
00:15:48,633 --> 00:15:50,700
A hard rain's gonna come.

344
00:15:50,725 --> 00:15:53,495
And it's gonna wash
all you bastards

345
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,307
down the drain.

346
00:15:56,657 --> 00:15:58,261
He seems pretty sharp to me.

347
00:15:58,286 --> 00:16:00,836
But, hey, if he's not up for it,
maybe you can fill in.

348
00:16:00,861 --> 00:16:02,736
I mean, you're a doctor, right?

349
00:16:04,305 --> 00:16:06,906
No, Dad. I'm not.

350
00:16:06,931 --> 00:16:08,710
And neither is he.

351
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,729
This whole thing's a scam.

352
00:16:11,953 --> 00:16:13,872
Geez. Well...

353
00:16:14,456 --> 00:16:17,181
I'm glad you told us,
but what about everybody else?

354
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:22,242
You're right.

355
00:16:23,363 --> 00:16:25,125
I've got to put a stop to this.

356
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:26,934
I'll... see you guys at home.

357
00:16:26,959 --> 00:16:28,016
Where are you going?

358
00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:29,375
To the media.

359
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,333
Hear ye, hear ye!

360
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,434
I am the Town Crier!

361
00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:37,320
And you're watching
"Good Morning Lower Murkford!"

362
00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:46,821
My guest today is a rising star

363
00:16:46,846 --> 00:16:49,082
in the medical industry
here to talk to us

364
00:16:49,107 --> 00:16:51,039
about her incredible work in...

365
00:16:51,064 --> 00:16:54,759
Actually, it's...
It's actually...

366
00:16:55,049 --> 00:16:56,514
I'm... I'm here to out
Goodman as a fraud,

367
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:57,516
and that it's actually
a bad thing.

368
00:16:57,518 --> 00:16:58,851
Okay, yeah, I gotcha.

369
00:16:58,853 --> 00:17:00,052
Okay.

370
00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:04,456
My guest today
is a whistleblower

371
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:07,152
with a stunning revelation.

372
00:17:08,062 --> 00:17:11,530
The Lower Murkford Center
for Medicine and Haircuts

373
00:17:11,532 --> 00:17:12,888
is a scam.

374
00:17:12,913 --> 00:17:14,513
I knew it!

375
00:17:14,935 --> 00:17:17,019
Dr. Goodman is a fraud.

376
00:17:18,528 --> 00:17:19,928
And...

377
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,359
so am I.

378
00:17:30,593 --> 00:17:33,698
My God,
that was so hard to watch.

379
00:17:34,088 --> 00:17:36,421
Are you just, like, mortified?

380
00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:37,890
I would be dying.

381
00:17:37,892 --> 00:17:40,975
So, what's the plan now? Do you
just go back to shoveling shit?

382
00:17:41,229 --> 00:17:43,405
Yep, just like before.

383
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:46,030
Yeah, but now everybody,
like, really hates you,

384
00:17:46,055 --> 00:17:47,154
even the Oracle.

385
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,085
Bitch!

386
00:17:50,306 --> 00:17:51,305
Shut up!

387
00:17:51,330 --> 00:17:52,396
Burn.

388
00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,573
Forget these idiots.
I'll grab you a beer.

389
00:17:54,575 --> 00:17:56,213
Thanks, Maggie.

390
00:18:08,894 --> 00:18:10,137
There you are.

391
00:18:10,162 --> 00:18:11,751
I've been looking
all over for you.

392
00:18:11,832 --> 00:18:13,165
Why?

393
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,743
To give you this.

394
00:18:19,269 --> 00:18:20,668
The egg isn't real.

395
00:18:20,797 --> 00:18:22,548
It's just a regular rock.

396
00:18:22,950 --> 00:18:24,662
What, you tricked me?

397
00:18:25,098 --> 00:18:27,768
Why... Why would you do that?

398
00:18:27,793 --> 00:18:29,463
Well, to be honest, dirty man,

399
00:18:29,488 --> 00:18:30,591
I think it's because sometimes

400
00:18:30,616 --> 00:18:32,171
I can be a little...

401
00:18:32,346 --> 00:18:33,568
selfish.

402
00:18:33,747 --> 00:18:36,500
I'm trying not to be
that way anymore.

403
00:18:37,023 --> 00:18:38,423
I-I still have my blind spots,

404
00:18:38,448 --> 00:18:41,019
but hopefully
this is a good start.

405
00:18:41,021 --> 00:18:42,821
Well, thanks so much
for bringing me back Bucket.

406
00:18:42,823 --> 00:18:44,556
I-I really appreciate it.

407
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:47,225
I'd shake your hand,
but my limbs are all stiff.

408
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:48,560
I'm still pretty cold.

409
00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:49,871
Really?

410
00:18:51,477 --> 00:18:53,104
I'm quite warm.

411
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:54,813
I have two coats on.

412
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,665
Sort of hot, actually.

413
00:18:59,252 --> 00:19:00,748
Wait a second.

414
00:19:07,252 --> 00:19:09,171
I can just carry this one.

415
00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:12,148
Yes.

416
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:15,281
See ya.

417
00:19:15,306 --> 00:19:16,439
Okay, bye!

418
00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:25,341
- Wow, shit week.
- Yeah. But whatever.

419
00:19:25,366 --> 00:19:27,832
At least I can just put it
behind me now.

420
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,300
Next question.

421
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:32,371
This young psychopath
recently attempted to swindle

422
00:19:32,373 --> 00:19:33,705
all of Lower Murkford

423
00:19:33,707 --> 00:19:36,518
by claiming to be
a medical doctor

424
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:39,280
when she was, in fact, dumb.

425
00:19:40,047 --> 00:19:43,808
Yeah, that's me,
Al Shitshoveler, right here.

426
00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:44,868
Correct!

427
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:48,458
100 points to the horrible
person sitting over there.

428
00:19:48,727 --> 00:19:50,594
I'm proud of you, Al.
Cheers.

429
00:19:50,619 --> 00:19:52,352
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

430
00:19:52,436 --> 00:19:56,705
Listen, I'm sorry
for what I said before.

431
00:19:56,730 --> 00:19:59,629
You know, the b-word.

432
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,067
That was really not cool of me.

433
00:20:02,069 --> 00:20:05,133
Anyway, friends again?

434
00:20:05,922 --> 00:20:08,995
I mean, we were never
really friends, Oracle.

435
00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:10,815
Please?

436
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:13,212
Sure.

437
00:20:13,214 --> 00:20:14,413
Okay, Oracle.

438
00:20:14,415 --> 00:20:16,281
- Cheers!
- Cheers.

439
00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:19,327
Hey, whatever happened
to the doctor?

440
00:20:20,103 --> 00:20:21,297
I don't know.

441
00:20:22,423 --> 00:20:25,023
Fresh start. Skip town.

442
00:20:25,048 --> 00:20:27,126
Whole new look, whole new life.

443
00:20:28,568 --> 00:20:30,011
Hello, I am Andrew.

444
00:20:30,036 --> 00:20:31,805
I am an architect.

445
00:20:31,829 --> 00:20:34,688
Build a house for you?
Why, of course.

446
00:20:34,713 --> 00:20:35,937
That is my job.

447
00:20:37,238 --> 00:20:38,932
That's good.

448
00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:48,656
Off to Italy, baby!

449
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:58,174
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