1 00:00:00,539 --> 00:00:02,771 Look, we all know Scully has the hardest head, 2 00:00:02,815 --> 00:00:04,730 but what concerns me is the speed factor. 3 00:00:04,773 --> 00:00:06,384 - Squad, listen up! - Not now, Terry. 4 00:00:06,427 --> 00:00:08,037 We're having an argument about who would win in a fight 5 00:00:08,081 --> 00:00:09,256 if we couldn't use our arms. 6 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:11,040 Everyone agrees, I'd bite the best. 7 00:00:11,084 --> 00:00:13,913 Meaningless! True strength comes from the pelvis, not the mouth. 8 00:00:13,956 --> 00:00:15,734 - There's been an assassination attempt! - What? 9 00:00:15,770 --> 00:00:18,071 And you let us just sit around talking about Boyle's pelvis? 10 00:00:18,107 --> 00:00:19,188 I didn't let you! 11 00:00:19,224 --> 00:00:22,102 Councilman Bosworth was giving a speech at Garfield Plaza. 12 00:00:22,138 --> 00:00:23,275 He was shot in the shoulder. 13 00:00:23,311 --> 00:00:24,619 Now, he's in stable condition, 14 00:00:24,663 --> 00:00:25,824 but the shooter's still at large! 15 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:26,860 We have to move! 16 00:00:26,896 --> 00:00:29,066 We're locking down a ten-block radius around the scene. 17 00:00:29,102 --> 00:00:30,277 No traffic in or out. 18 00:00:30,321 --> 00:00:31,750 We think our man is still inside the area. 19 00:00:31,804 --> 00:00:33,058 ESU is on-site. 20 00:00:33,094 --> 00:00:35,062 I'll be leading the op from a mobile command center. 21 00:00:35,121 --> 00:00:36,892 Santiago is running perimeter control. 22 00:00:36,936 --> 00:00:39,243 Peralta, you're in charge of the manhunt for the shooter. 23 00:00:39,286 --> 00:00:40,852 Oh, my God, it's a manhunt. 24 00:00:41,288 --> 00:00:43,203 And I'm the Manhunter. 25 00:00:43,247 --> 00:00:45,727 And I'm your sidekick, the Boyhunter. 26 00:00:45,771 --> 00:00:47,076 - Come on, dude. - I'm gonna be on the news. 27 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:48,774 I'm gonna look straight into the camera and say, 28 00:00:48,817 --> 00:00:50,906 "If the shooter is watching, I hope you like living 29 00:00:50,950 --> 00:00:53,503 between St. Charles Place and Connecticut Ave." 30 00:00:54,904 --> 00:00:56,210 - I don't get it. - It's from "Monopoly." 31 00:00:56,548 --> 00:00:57,718 That's where jail is. 32 00:00:58,218 --> 00:00:59,838 Whatever, it was a good line. Keep briefing! 33 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:01,985 - _ - Diaz, Santiago, 34 00:01:02,021 --> 00:01:03,484 the Command Tent's on the northeast corner. 35 00:01:03,707 --> 00:01:04,707 We need to work fast. 36 00:01:04,743 --> 00:01:06,321 The mayor's only given us five hours 37 00:01:06,357 --> 00:01:07,445 until the barricades are lifted. 38 00:01:07,488 --> 00:01:09,718 Five hours? Tell him the Manhunter only needs one. 39 00:01:09,754 --> 00:01:11,231 Love that, but I'm gonna keep it at five. 40 00:01:11,275 --> 00:01:12,493 It's already way too little time. 41 00:01:12,537 --> 00:01:13,929 All right, I'm seeing security cameras. 42 00:01:13,973 --> 00:01:15,084 I need all that footage. 43 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:17,019 I need forensics to run a full sweep of... 44 00:01:17,238 --> 00:01:19,108 Hey, what are all these civilians doing here? 45 00:01:19,152 --> 00:01:21,459 Who's responsible for securing the area, who screwed this up? 46 00:01:21,502 --> 00:01:23,635 Hi, I'm Officer Debbie Fogle. 47 00:01:23,678 --> 00:01:25,724 I'm so sorry, my partner's on crowd control. 48 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:27,196 I don't know where he went. 49 00:01:27,232 --> 00:01:28,403 It's his first week on the job, 50 00:01:28,439 --> 00:01:29,465 so he's still learning the ropes. 51 00:01:29,501 --> 00:01:30,501 All right, listen, Fogle. 52 00:01:30,537 --> 00:01:32,858 We have a councilman in the hospital and his shooter is still at large. 53 00:01:32,894 --> 00:01:34,443 We don't have time for this incompetence. 54 00:01:34,479 --> 00:01:36,438 I want your partner off the case, what's his name? 55 00:01:36,474 --> 00:01:37,556 It's Raymond Holt. 56 00:01:38,498 --> 00:01:39,499 Oh! 57 00:01:39,644 --> 00:01:41,820 It's Dad... I mean, Captain Holt! 58 00:01:41,856 --> 00:01:43,014 I mean, Captain Dad. 59 00:01:43,050 --> 00:01:44,051 I mean, Officer Holt. 60 00:01:44,087 --> 00:01:45,094 I mean, Officer Dad. 61 00:01:45,130 --> 00:01:46,696 Yep, that was it. Officer Dad, I found it. 62 00:02:00,438 --> 00:02:04,438 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 63 00:02:06,982 --> 00:02:09,158 Detective, I thought I saw a clue on the sidewalk. 64 00:02:09,202 --> 00:02:10,856 I apologize for not properly securing the scene. 65 00:02:10,899 --> 00:02:12,901 No need to apologize, I wasn't even that mad. 66 00:02:12,945 --> 00:02:14,658 You said you wanted whoever messed up off the case. 67 00:02:14,694 --> 00:02:15,694 It doesn't matter. 68 00:02:15,730 --> 00:02:16,862 The point is, no one needs to get in trouble. 69 00:02:16,905 --> 00:02:17,898 Look, you don't have to pity me 70 00:02:17,934 --> 00:02:19,959 just because Madeline Wuntch demoted me for a year. 71 00:02:19,995 --> 00:02:21,432 I've been stripped of my accomplishments 72 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:23,654 and lost the respect of everyone in my life... 73 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:25,044 including my dog. 74 00:02:25,087 --> 00:02:26,350 Cheddar? No. 75 00:02:26,393 --> 00:02:27,549 Yes! Now... 76 00:02:27,903 --> 00:02:29,673 - he only poops for Kevin. - Oh, sir. 77 00:02:29,709 --> 00:02:31,410 We don't have time to take all this in, 78 00:02:31,446 --> 00:02:32,795 there's a shooter on the loose! 79 00:02:32,831 --> 00:02:34,598 Are you guys gonna be okay working together or not? 80 00:02:34,634 --> 00:02:36,577 Of course we will, I took an oath to protect this city 81 00:02:36,621 --> 00:02:38,031 no matter what my rank. 82 00:02:38,067 --> 00:02:39,129 I have no problem 83 00:02:39,165 --> 00:02:40,470 with Detective Peralta being my commander. 84 00:02:40,506 --> 00:02:41,754 And I have no problem commanding him. 85 00:02:41,790 --> 00:02:43,183 Here, watch this. 86 00:02:43,219 --> 00:02:44,549 Captain, will you please lock down North 3rd Street, 87 00:02:44,585 --> 00:02:45,911 if that's okay with you, Captain? 88 00:02:45,947 --> 00:02:46,947 It certainly is! 89 00:02:48,241 --> 00:02:49,241 Impressed? 90 00:02:49,277 --> 00:02:50,757 You said "please" and you called him "Captain" twice. 91 00:02:50,793 --> 00:02:52,186 Yeah, we don't have time for this, Lieutenant. 92 00:02:52,222 --> 00:02:53,266 There's a shooter on the loose! 93 00:02:53,690 --> 00:02:55,335 - _ - Traffic is shut down. 94 00:02:55,379 --> 00:02:56,989 Civilians are being funneled into the checkpoints. 95 00:02:57,032 --> 00:02:58,425 Good, just wish my guys over here 96 00:02:58,469 --> 00:02:59,728 could be a little more efficient. 97 00:02:59,764 --> 00:03:01,036 Yeah, I'm looking at you, 98 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:02,473 Detective Fuzzy Paws! 99 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:05,171 Is this Amy-hates-dogs-Amy or Amy-extra-stressed-Amy? 100 00:03:05,214 --> 00:03:07,129 It's both Amys! I'm under a lot of pressure. 101 00:03:07,173 --> 00:03:09,262 And also, that dog is a piece of trash! 102 00:03:09,305 --> 00:03:10,256 Okay. 103 00:03:10,292 --> 00:03:11,309 I can tell something else is going on, 104 00:03:11,345 --> 00:03:12,380 you don't have to pretend to be mad at the dog. 105 00:03:12,416 --> 00:03:13,826 First of all, I'm not pretending. 106 00:03:13,862 --> 00:03:15,137 That dog sucks! 107 00:03:15,181 --> 00:03:16,771 Also... 108 00:03:17,488 --> 00:03:19,098 My period's late, I think I might be pregnant. 109 00:03:19,141 --> 00:03:20,585 - Oh, damn. - I can't be pregnant! 110 00:03:20,621 --> 00:03:22,457 Jake and I agreed to wait at least a year until we tried. 111 00:03:22,493 --> 00:03:23,624 I haven't found an OB, 112 00:03:23,668 --> 00:03:25,147 I'm not on any preschool waiting lists, 113 00:03:25,191 --> 00:03:26,584 and I spent all of yesterday 114 00:03:26,627 --> 00:03:28,107 in a room with Hitchcock and his new cologne, 115 00:03:28,150 --> 00:03:29,413 which can't be good for the baby... 116 00:03:29,456 --> 00:03:30,762 it is literally called 117 00:03:30,805 --> 00:03:31,845 Zika! 118 00:03:32,070 --> 00:03:33,152 Okay, relax, 119 00:03:33,188 --> 00:03:34,983 You're probably not pregnant, it's entirely possible 120 00:03:35,027 --> 00:03:36,550 Hitchcock's cologne disrupted your cycle. 121 00:03:36,896 --> 00:03:38,180 Right, yes. 122 00:03:38,216 --> 00:03:39,933 That is a very real possibility. 123 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:41,085 - Santiago! - Ah! 124 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:42,383 What's going on here? Is everything okay? 125 00:03:42,419 --> 00:03:43,452 Yeah, totes! 126 00:03:43,661 --> 00:03:44,661 Right, Rosa? 127 00:03:44,697 --> 00:03:46,264 Uh, totes. 128 00:03:46,778 --> 00:03:48,475 Why is everyone being all weird today? 129 00:03:48,519 --> 00:03:50,085 Just get back to work and be normal. 130 00:03:50,129 --> 00:03:52,305 Yes, sir! Will do, we'll be normal. 131 00:03:52,348 --> 00:03:54,037 Nothing to stress about here. 132 00:03:54,525 --> 00:03:55,917 Hey, Fuzzy Paws! 133 00:03:55,961 --> 00:03:57,745 I'm paying you to work, not lick your butthole! 134 00:03:57,789 --> 00:03:59,139 Yeah, I'm gonna get you a pregnancy test. 135 00:03:59,704 --> 00:04:01,749 _ 136 00:04:01,793 --> 00:04:03,969 Okay, I know you haven't done this in a while, 137 00:04:04,012 --> 00:04:06,086 so here's a tip... keep your hat on. 138 00:04:06,180 --> 00:04:08,147 Because of all the standing still, 139 00:04:08,190 --> 00:04:09,844 the pigeons think we're statues 140 00:04:09,888 --> 00:04:12,281 and they will poop on you or peck you. 141 00:04:12,325 --> 00:04:13,631 Both are bad. 142 00:04:13,674 --> 00:04:15,459 Thank you for the helpful tip. 143 00:04:15,502 --> 00:04:16,764 Oh, I've got a ton of them. 144 00:04:16,808 --> 00:04:18,940 They're mostly about the dangers of standing. 145 00:04:18,984 --> 00:04:21,290 A year on the beat without prescription insoles 146 00:04:21,334 --> 00:04:23,118 can take two years off your life. 147 00:04:23,162 --> 00:04:24,758 Any way to speed the process up? 148 00:04:26,513 --> 00:04:29,603 Okay, I've got a funny guy for a partner. 149 00:04:29,647 --> 00:04:32,506 But seriously, you have to monitor your foot health. 150 00:04:32,542 --> 00:04:34,631 I'll gonna send you a pedometer app that I use. 151 00:04:34,667 --> 00:04:37,409 You're gonna love it. It has robust social features. 152 00:04:37,568 --> 00:04:39,395 We can give each other "foot-fives"! 153 00:04:39,439 --> 00:04:40,527 No, thank you, 154 00:04:40,571 --> 00:04:41,746 I keep count of my steps in my head, 155 00:04:41,789 --> 00:04:42,834 like a normal person. 156 00:04:42,877 --> 00:04:45,532 I'm up to 6,743 for the day. 157 00:04:47,969 --> 00:04:50,015 - _ - Okay Boyle, it's time for the Manhunter 158 00:04:50,058 --> 00:04:52,376 to hunt... man. 159 00:04:52,412 --> 00:04:54,283 ? Ooh, here he comes ? 160 00:04:54,585 --> 00:04:56,848 ? Watch out, men, he'll hunt you down ? 161 00:04:56,891 --> 00:04:58,632 ? Ooh, here he comes ? 162 00:04:58,676 --> 00:05:00,286 ? Jake's a manhunter! ? 163 00:05:00,329 --> 00:05:02,157 Charles... I love that. 164 00:05:02,201 --> 00:05:03,879 Keep doing the song while I work the scene. 165 00:05:03,915 --> 00:05:04,915 You got it! 166 00:05:05,987 --> 00:05:06,991 Okay, bullet lodged there 167 00:05:07,027 --> 00:05:08,685 is 4 feet below the hole in the backdrop 168 00:05:08,721 --> 00:05:10,956 indicating a trajectory of about 15 degrees, 169 00:05:10,992 --> 00:05:12,080 which means the shot was taken 170 00:05:12,124 --> 00:05:13,604 from either the second or third floor 171 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:14,822 of one of the buildings across the plaza. 172 00:05:14,866 --> 00:05:16,225 ? Ooh, here he comes ? 173 00:05:16,261 --> 00:05:17,695 That building's windows don't open. 174 00:05:17,738 --> 00:05:19,395 ? Watch out men, he'll hunt you down ? 175 00:05:19,431 --> 00:05:20,872 - That one's obscured by trees. - ? Ooh, here he comes 176 00:05:20,915 --> 00:05:22,308 Which means that the shooter must've been located... 177 00:05:22,351 --> 00:05:23,570 On the sky bridge. 178 00:05:23,614 --> 00:05:25,009 ? Jake's a manhunter ? 179 00:05:25,229 --> 00:05:26,581 - Officer Holt. - Mm. 180 00:05:26,617 --> 00:05:28,035 I thought I stationed you... 181 00:05:28,595 --> 00:05:29,598 not here! 182 00:05:29,634 --> 00:05:30,548 Right. 183 00:05:30,584 --> 00:05:31,715 I'm just here in the plaza 184 00:05:31,751 --> 00:05:33,162 looking for, um... 185 00:05:33,941 --> 00:05:34,907 this! 186 00:05:35,019 --> 00:05:36,670 A half-eaten box of McNuggets? 187 00:05:36,714 --> 00:05:38,106 - Yup, it's my lunch. - Uh-huh. 188 00:05:38,142 --> 00:05:39,950 And what type of food is a McNugget? 189 00:05:39,986 --> 00:05:42,759 Some type of a... paella? 190 00:05:42,795 --> 00:05:44,555 You had to know that was a bad guess. 191 00:05:44,591 --> 00:05:46,593 Well, the point is, I needed my paella 192 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:47,773 and I noticed the sky bridge, 193 00:05:47,809 --> 00:05:49,161 so I thought I might be of some help, 194 00:05:49,204 --> 00:05:50,684 but I'll just go back 195 00:05:50,728 --> 00:05:52,251 and stand next to a piece of police tape 196 00:05:52,294 --> 00:05:53,662 and do nothing. 197 00:05:54,296 --> 00:05:55,602 Wait, stop. 198 00:05:55,646 --> 00:05:56,821 How would you like to stick around 199 00:05:56,864 --> 00:05:58,071 and assist on the case? 200 00:05:58,107 --> 00:05:59,100 You sure, Jake, I mean, 201 00:05:59,136 --> 00:06:00,616 there's only room for one Manhunter. 202 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:01,926 Boyle is right, I don't want to overstep. 203 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:03,154 You're not overstepping. 204 00:06:03,190 --> 00:06:04,229 I mean, he interrupted the song, but whatever. 205 00:06:04,265 --> 00:06:05,846 Great, I'll just leave my paella 206 00:06:06,239 --> 00:06:08,094 on the ground, save it for later. 207 00:06:08,130 --> 00:06:09,783 We all know that's not your lunch! 208 00:06:10,051 --> 00:06:12,111 So, the shooter was standing right here. 209 00:06:12,147 --> 00:06:13,844 A standard long gun would've ejected the casing 210 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:14,978 right over... 211 00:06:15,498 --> 00:06:17,065 there, where Holt is already putting down 212 00:06:17,101 --> 00:06:18,151 an evidence marker. 213 00:06:18,187 --> 00:06:19,797 Yes, I found it quite quickly. 214 00:06:19,833 --> 00:06:21,800 Great, thank you for saving me the trouble of doing my job. 215 00:06:21,836 --> 00:06:23,272 Oh, sorry. 216 00:06:23,308 --> 00:06:25,291 Would you like me to pick the evidence marker back up 217 00:06:25,327 --> 00:06:26,590 so you can place it on the ground? 218 00:06:26,633 --> 00:06:28,113 - Yes! - No, of course not. 219 00:06:28,156 --> 00:06:29,156 Good work. 220 00:06:29,192 --> 00:06:30,890 I bet the shooter went that way. 221 00:06:31,357 --> 00:06:33,190 - Sorry. - Yeah, it's okay. 222 00:06:33,814 --> 00:06:35,397 Follow me to the service entrance. 223 00:06:35,433 --> 00:06:37,870 Ugh, we did it again. I'm so sorry. 224 00:06:37,906 --> 00:06:39,690 - It's really no problem. - Great! 225 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:40,733 Follow me, everyone! 226 00:06:40,769 --> 00:06:41,769 Wait, what? 227 00:06:42,514 --> 00:06:44,303 Security footage showed no cars leaving the area, 228 00:06:44,346 --> 00:06:46,000 so our shooter must've left here on foot. 229 00:06:46,044 --> 00:06:47,219 He's taking over your case, Jake. 230 00:06:47,262 --> 00:06:48,612 You have to stop him. 231 00:06:48,655 --> 00:06:50,265 Well, you know, it takes a true leader 232 00:06:50,309 --> 00:06:51,702 to let someone else lead. 233 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,980 Ugh, sounds exactly like something I would say. 234 00:06:54,016 --> 00:06:55,235 Snap out of it. 235 00:06:55,271 --> 00:06:56,229 Look, it's fine, I just... 236 00:06:56,445 --> 00:06:57,838 I feel sorry for him, okay? 237 00:06:57,882 --> 00:06:59,623 His assignment was standing next to tape. 238 00:06:59,666 --> 00:07:00,754 I'm still gonna crack the case. 239 00:07:00,798 --> 00:07:02,103 - I cracked the case. - Come on! 240 00:07:02,147 --> 00:07:04,236 Hot dog man, tell them what you told me. 241 00:07:04,279 --> 00:07:06,194 I saw a guy, mid-height, brown hair, 242 00:07:06,238 --> 00:07:08,066 and a green hoodie with an owl on it. 243 00:07:08,109 --> 00:07:09,589 He had a big bag and he was running like hell. 244 00:07:09,633 --> 00:07:10,631 It sounds like our guy. 245 00:07:10,667 --> 00:07:12,461 All right, let's call it in to give a statement to the press. 246 00:07:12,505 --> 00:07:13,524 Great idea. 247 00:07:15,421 --> 00:07:17,553 He knows that I meant I would give the statement, right? 248 00:07:17,597 --> 00:07:18,859 And if the shooter's watching, 249 00:07:18,903 --> 00:07:20,252 I hope you like living 250 00:07:20,295 --> 00:07:23,777 between St. Charles Place and Connecticut Avenue. 251 00:07:23,821 --> 00:07:25,823 Because that's where jail is in "Monopoly." 252 00:07:25,866 --> 00:07:28,695 A great line from a great man, or should I say, 253 00:07:28,739 --> 00:07:29,957 Manhunter. 254 00:07:30,001 --> 00:07:31,655 Yeah, he overstepped. 255 00:07:33,559 --> 00:07:35,473 - _ - Boyle, gather everyone up. 256 00:07:35,517 --> 00:07:36,605 Oh, we starting a burn book about Holt? 257 00:07:36,649 --> 00:07:37,606 Let's drag him, baby! 258 00:07:37,650 --> 00:07:39,173 No, someone saw our hoodie guy. 259 00:07:39,216 --> 00:07:40,522 Right, we'll do the burn book later. 260 00:07:40,566 --> 00:07:42,255 Attention, everyone, we have a possible sighting 261 00:07:42,291 --> 00:07:43,597 of our shooter on Hoyt Street. 262 00:07:43,633 --> 00:07:45,272 Detective Boyle and I will take Alpha unit. 263 00:07:45,308 --> 00:07:46,763 - Smith, Fox... - You guard the burn book. 264 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:47,901 - Charles, no. - Stand down. 265 00:07:47,937 --> 00:07:49,095 You take Bravo unit. 266 00:07:49,131 --> 00:07:50,734 The rest of you, continue to sweep the area 267 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:52,032 in case this lead doesn't pan out. 268 00:07:52,076 --> 00:07:53,599 The clock is ticking, go, go, go! 269 00:07:53,642 --> 00:07:55,818 Where should I go, Detective? I'd love to be of service. 270 00:07:55,862 --> 00:07:58,125 Captain Holt! I mean... dude! 271 00:07:58,169 --> 00:07:59,866 I haven't seen you since your big news conference 272 00:07:59,909 --> 00:08:01,015 which I just loved. 273 00:08:01,051 --> 00:08:02,051 Ray, there you are! 274 00:08:02,087 --> 00:08:03,616 I can't believe you left your post again. 275 00:08:03,652 --> 00:08:06,619 Detectives, I'm sorry for my partner's bad boy behavior. 276 00:08:06,655 --> 00:08:08,193 I am not a bad boy, 277 00:08:08,229 --> 00:08:10,057 I'm trying to catch bad boys! 278 00:08:10,093 --> 00:08:11,964 If anything, I'm a good boy. 279 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,002 That's exactly what a bad boy would say. 280 00:08:14,038 --> 00:08:16,084 It's definitely not, and no need to apologize, 281 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,111 we have a job to do. 282 00:08:17,147 --> 00:08:18,314 Great! Where do you want us? 283 00:08:18,350 --> 00:08:19,685 Someone matching our shooter's profile 284 00:08:19,721 --> 00:08:21,547 was just seen over on Atlantic and 4th, 285 00:08:21,583 --> 00:08:23,237 I need you both there immediately, can you handle it? 286 00:08:23,281 --> 00:08:24,268 Absolutely not, 287 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:25,718 it sounds like way too much responsibility. 288 00:08:25,761 --> 00:08:27,372 Don't listen to Debbie. We're on it! 289 00:08:27,415 --> 00:08:28,785 All right. Bye! 290 00:08:28,821 --> 00:08:30,649 What's going on? The guy's on Hoyt Street. 291 00:08:30,685 --> 00:08:32,788 I know, I gave Holt a fake lead to get rid of him. 292 00:08:32,824 --> 00:08:34,478 Don't worry, I'm still... 293 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:35,558 the Manhunter. 294 00:08:35,594 --> 00:08:37,030 ? He's the Manhunter! 295 00:08:37,066 --> 00:08:38,504 ? And the boy who he hunts with ? 296 00:08:38,540 --> 00:08:39,754 - What's that song? - The Boyhunter song! 297 00:08:39,790 --> 00:08:40,748 ? Boyhunter 298 00:08:40,784 --> 00:08:42,264 ? Down by the schoolyard 299 00:08:42,300 --> 00:08:43,473 Why is he by the schoolyard? 300 00:08:43,509 --> 00:08:44,815 - He's gotta protect the kids! - Sounds terrible. 301 00:08:44,851 --> 00:08:46,374 - Really, I don't hear it! - Let's just go. 302 00:08:46,782 --> 00:08:48,350 - _ - Okay, good news. 303 00:08:48,386 --> 00:08:49,916 I found a bodega in the containment zone 304 00:08:49,959 --> 00:08:51,265 and got a bunch of pregnancy tests. 305 00:08:51,309 --> 00:08:52,291 - A bunch? - Yeah. 306 00:08:52,327 --> 00:08:53,677 It's a New York bodega, you can't be too cautious. 307 00:08:53,713 --> 00:08:56,573 Good point. Yep, expired ten years ago. 308 00:08:56,609 --> 00:08:57,653 Open. And used! 309 00:08:57,689 --> 00:08:59,038 Made of gummies? Why? 310 00:08:59,074 --> 00:09:00,336 Weirdly vibrating. 311 00:09:00,372 --> 00:09:01,841 This is for teens. That's dark. 312 00:09:02,173 --> 00:09:03,330 This is good. 313 00:09:03,366 --> 00:09:04,835 Great, let's do this. 314 00:09:04,871 --> 00:09:06,830 Hey, Santiago, nice work at checkpoint one. 315 00:09:06,866 --> 00:09:08,761 Wait, why are you guys being all weird again? 316 00:09:08,804 --> 00:09:09,805 We're not being weird. 317 00:09:09,849 --> 00:09:10,931 Do not dab! 318 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,113 I wasn't going to. 319 00:09:12,721 --> 00:09:13,940 I know what's going on here. 320 00:09:13,983 --> 00:09:15,227 - You do? - Yep. 321 00:09:15,631 --> 00:09:16,631 You're talking about me. 322 00:09:16,667 --> 00:09:18,843 I know 'cause my daughters are doing the same thing. 323 00:09:18,879 --> 00:09:21,236 Every time I go in that room, they get all weird and quiet. 324 00:09:21,272 --> 00:09:22,708 That's 'cause they're making fun of Daddy. 325 00:09:22,744 --> 00:09:24,441 Is that what you're doing, making fun of Daddy? 326 00:09:24,477 --> 00:09:25,477 First off... 327 00:09:25,513 --> 00:09:26,513 - Yeah, I heard it, I'm sorry. - Great. 328 00:09:26,549 --> 00:09:27,764 Secondly, we're not talking about you. 329 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,174 What are you talking about, then? 330 00:09:29,210 --> 00:09:30,416 Our favorite... 331 00:09:31,556 --> 00:09:32,573 porns. 332 00:09:32,609 --> 00:09:33,697 - What? - It's true. 333 00:09:33,733 --> 00:09:35,360 We have specific favorite porns. 334 00:09:35,396 --> 00:09:37,664 - And we're talking about 'em. - Yeah. 335 00:09:37,700 --> 00:09:40,249 Okay, legally, I feel as though I need to back away. 336 00:09:40,836 --> 00:09:43,622 But I want it to be known that I still do not believe you. 337 00:09:43,665 --> 00:09:44,797 Get back to work! 338 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:46,113 Eh, that went well. All right. 339 00:09:46,149 --> 00:09:47,454 Let's take this thing and get it over with. 340 00:09:47,626 --> 00:09:49,105 - I can't. - What? Why? 341 00:09:49,216 --> 00:09:50,897 I have no pee inside of me. 342 00:09:51,047 --> 00:09:52,222 I'm pee-free, Rosa! 343 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,217 What do I do, what do I do? 344 00:09:54,253 --> 00:09:55,250 Drink water. 345 00:09:55,286 --> 00:09:56,548 Oh, yeah. You're smart. 346 00:09:56,781 --> 00:09:58,348 You're a very good friend, I'm glad you're here. 347 00:09:59,525 --> 00:10:00,700 Street's clear. 348 00:10:00,736 --> 00:10:02,346 No sign of the shooter, where'd he go? 349 00:10:02,382 --> 00:10:04,384 - Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. - Why are you shushing me? 350 00:10:04,420 --> 00:10:05,682 I'm doing that thing where I listen 351 00:10:05,718 --> 00:10:06,849 really closely for a noise clue, 352 00:10:06,885 --> 00:10:08,321 like glass breaking or trash rustling. 353 00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:09,967 Cool! Is it working? 354 00:10:10,003 --> 00:10:11,003 No, not yet. 355 00:10:11,534 --> 00:10:13,173 - Because I'm talking? - Well, it's not helping. 356 00:10:13,217 --> 00:10:14,291 Right, right, right. I'll be quiet. 357 00:10:14,327 --> 00:10:15,924 You don't have to say you'll be quiet, just be quiet. 358 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:17,788 Okay. I'm sorry for not being quiet. 359 00:10:17,824 --> 00:10:19,086 Once again, don't have to say. 360 00:10:19,122 --> 00:10:20,329 Just wanna be clear what I'm doing. 361 00:10:20,365 --> 00:10:21,741 - Understood. I'm just gonna listen. - Okay. 362 00:10:22,239 --> 00:10:23,489 I'll be very quiet. 363 00:10:24,893 --> 00:10:26,064 Don't have to say it. 364 00:10:26,723 --> 00:10:28,072 Just wanna make sure you know what I'm doing. 365 00:10:28,108 --> 00:10:29,108 - Please stop. - So I don't throw you. 366 00:10:29,144 --> 00:10:30,125 Okay, stop talking. 367 00:10:30,161 --> 00:10:31,333 - I'll stop talking. - Great. 368 00:10:32,627 --> 00:10:33,787 I'll make sure I don't do that again. 369 00:10:33,823 --> 00:10:35,150 All right, Charles, I love you, but you ruined it. 370 00:10:36,384 --> 00:10:37,899 Trash rustle! 371 00:10:38,593 --> 00:10:40,226 He's running, call it in! 372 00:10:47,990 --> 00:10:49,477 I'll follow, you cut him off! 373 00:10:54,155 --> 00:10:55,130 Damn it! 374 00:10:57,426 --> 00:10:58,388 Nice, Charles! 375 00:10:58,424 --> 00:10:59,904 Name's not Charles, it's... 376 00:11:00,255 --> 00:11:01,300 Boyhunter. 377 00:11:01,336 --> 00:11:02,294 You know what, you earned it. 378 00:11:02,330 --> 00:11:04,060 Way to get your boy, Boyhunter! 379 00:11:04,572 --> 00:11:06,611 All right, let's get our perp back to the Nine-Nine. 380 00:11:06,647 --> 00:11:07,980 I'll tell Jeffords to lift the lockdown. 381 00:11:08,016 --> 00:11:09,409 Detective Peralta! 382 00:11:09,445 --> 00:11:10,863 I see you got the man you were looking for. 383 00:11:10,899 --> 00:11:12,031 With your help, officer! 384 00:11:12,067 --> 00:11:13,337 I really couldn't have done it without you. 385 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:14,707 No, this was all you. 386 00:11:14,759 --> 00:11:16,370 We were in a completely wrong location. 387 00:11:16,406 --> 00:11:18,238 Which was a huge relief to me. 388 00:11:18,282 --> 00:11:20,316 Plus, we got a lot of steps in. 389 00:11:20,352 --> 00:11:22,199 I'm drowning in foot-fives. 390 00:11:22,235 --> 00:11:23,763 Well, no need to focus on who was where 391 00:11:23,799 --> 00:11:25,163 or what a foot-five is, 392 00:11:25,199 --> 00:11:27,084 we gotta start brainstorming headlines for tomorrow's paper. 393 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,120 I got one. 394 00:11:28,156 --> 00:11:30,513 "The Only Assassin in this City is Jake Peralta 395 00:11:30,549 --> 00:11:32,072 Because He Just Killed This Case." 396 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,283 I don't know if we want to make it seem 397 00:11:33,319 --> 00:11:34,364 like I'm the assassin. 398 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:35,393 Yeah, good thinking. 399 00:11:35,429 --> 00:11:36,768 How about this, "Hero Cop Saves City, 400 00:11:36,804 --> 00:11:38,545 "Pitt, Clooney Circling To Play Him In Biopic." 401 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,266 - Hunks! - I have a headline. 402 00:11:40,302 --> 00:11:42,565 "Pitt, Clooney Laugh At Jake Peralta 403 00:11:42,601 --> 00:11:44,124 For Arresting the Wrong Man." 404 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:45,800 Well, I don't know if they would laugh at me for saving... 405 00:11:45,836 --> 00:11:47,415 what, did you just say I got the wrong man? 406 00:11:49,358 --> 00:11:51,383 What do you mean we got the wrong man? What are you talking about? 407 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:53,004 You know how you sent Debbie and me off 408 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:55,043 - on a wild goose chase? - Oh, so you figured that out? 409 00:11:55,079 --> 00:11:56,742 Well, Debbie did. She's quite the detective. 410 00:11:56,778 --> 00:11:57,854 Oh, I'm really not. 411 00:11:57,890 --> 00:11:59,683 I'm just always being given meaningless tasks 412 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,828 and I'm not complaining. 413 00:12:01,864 --> 00:12:02,958 So what, you're just saying we have the wrong guy now, 414 00:12:03,002 --> 00:12:05,332 because you're upset about the fake lead? 415 00:12:05,368 --> 00:12:07,534 No, I'm saying you have the wrong guy because you do. 416 00:12:07,570 --> 00:12:09,877 When I realized your lead was nothing but hooey, 417 00:12:09,921 --> 00:12:12,486 I went back to re-interview the hot dog man, but he was gone. 418 00:12:12,522 --> 00:12:14,262 And why was that? Debbie, tell 'em! 419 00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:15,637 Oh, no, I don't want to be a part of this. 420 00:12:15,673 --> 00:12:18,324 Because the hot dog man is the shooter. 421 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:19,509 What? That seems like a reach. 422 00:12:19,545 --> 00:12:22,105 Sometimes, when you reach, you grab the truth. 423 00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:24,225 - Sorry, Jake, he turned it around on me. - Come on! 424 00:12:24,261 --> 00:12:25,790 The hot dog man gave a false statement 425 00:12:25,826 --> 00:12:27,345 to throw us off the scent and then vanished 426 00:12:27,381 --> 00:12:28,945 while we were off looking for the wrong guy. 427 00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:30,631 Face it, you're no Manhunter. 428 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,604 If anything, you're a Wrong Manhunter. 429 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:35,772 How dare you. 430 00:12:35,816 --> 00:12:37,017 You know what? This is crazy. 431 00:12:37,053 --> 00:12:38,392 You're just making up a solve 432 00:12:38,428 --> 00:12:40,213 because you can't stand the fact that you got demoted. 433 00:12:40,249 --> 00:12:41,778 You've been trying to hijack this case all day. 434 00:12:41,814 --> 00:12:42,886 I was only trying to help. 435 00:12:42,922 --> 00:12:44,223 If I'm such a headache, 436 00:12:44,259 --> 00:12:45,482 then why didn't you reassign me? 437 00:12:45,518 --> 00:12:47,258 Because I felt sorry for you. 438 00:12:47,294 --> 00:12:49,905 I told you to treat me like any uniformed officer. 439 00:12:50,193 --> 00:12:51,411 It's not my fault 440 00:12:51,447 --> 00:12:52,578 that you don't know how to give an order! 441 00:12:52,614 --> 00:12:53,691 Okay, fine. Here's one. 442 00:12:53,727 --> 00:12:55,599 We're lifting the lockdown, go pick up cones. 443 00:12:55,635 --> 00:12:57,628 - Ooh, I love cone duty! - Debbie, can it! 444 00:12:57,664 --> 00:12:59,057 We have the wrong guy. 445 00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:00,045 You cannot lift the lockdown. 446 00:13:00,081 --> 00:13:02,230 - Go pick up cones, that's an order. - No! 447 00:13:02,266 --> 00:13:04,337 - Fine, then you're off the case! - Good. 448 00:13:08,484 --> 00:13:10,051 Do I still get to pick up cones? 449 00:13:10,087 --> 00:13:11,087 No! 450 00:13:12,039 --> 00:13:14,084 Amy, stop. You've had enough water. 451 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:15,512 I can hear it sloshing around inside you. 452 00:13:15,548 --> 00:13:17,637 I know, but I still can't pee! 453 00:13:17,814 --> 00:13:19,611 - I'm too stressed. - You need to calm down. 454 00:13:19,647 --> 00:13:20,688 You know what helps me relax? 455 00:13:20,724 --> 00:13:21,942 - Kicking stuff? - Absolutely. 456 00:13:21,978 --> 00:13:23,675 So, what or who do you wanna kick? 457 00:13:23,711 --> 00:13:25,451 That guy looks pretty kickable. Hey! 458 00:13:25,487 --> 00:13:27,169 I'm not kicking anybody, okay? 459 00:13:27,205 --> 00:13:29,553 I just need, like, some calming noises. 460 00:13:29,589 --> 00:13:30,784 Okay, close your eyes. 461 00:13:30,827 --> 00:13:31,883 Okay. 462 00:13:32,181 --> 00:13:34,839 Glub, glub, glub. 463 00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:36,377 - What is that? - It's a babbling brook. 464 00:13:36,688 --> 00:13:39,342 Glub, glub, glub. 465 00:13:39,378 --> 00:13:40,553 You know what? It's pretty good. 466 00:13:40,589 --> 00:13:42,526 Thank you. Everybody, shut up! 467 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:46,807 Glub, glub, glub, glub, glub, glub. 468 00:13:47,069 --> 00:13:49,387 Why is the tent so quiet? 469 00:13:49,423 --> 00:13:51,294 Is everybody talking about me now? 470 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,589 - Nobody is talking about you. - Sure. 471 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,504 Terry walks into a tent 472 00:13:55,548 --> 00:13:58,159 and everybody just happens to stop talking 473 00:13:58,203 --> 00:13:59,855 at the same damn time? 474 00:14:00,033 --> 00:14:02,520 You are gaslighting me just like my daughters! 475 00:14:02,556 --> 00:14:04,166 Terry, I think you're being paranoid. 476 00:14:04,202 --> 00:14:05,377 I'm not paranoid! 477 00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:07,846 I put a recording device in my girls' room. 478 00:14:07,882 --> 00:14:09,649 You planted a bug in your daughters' room? 479 00:14:09,692 --> 00:14:10,802 I do what I have to do. 480 00:14:11,129 --> 00:14:12,733 They said I look like a giant triangle! 481 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,175 - Is that an insult? - I don't know! 482 00:14:14,219 --> 00:14:15,611 But they were laughing like it was, 483 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,018 and it hurt just the same! 484 00:14:17,435 --> 00:14:18,859 Don't have kids! 485 00:14:21,756 --> 00:14:23,335 Well, that ruined everything. 486 00:14:23,844 --> 00:14:25,454 I know we got kicked off the case, 487 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,144 but there is good news. 488 00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:30,487 I unlocked a new accessory for my Foot Friend avatar: 489 00:14:30,523 --> 00:14:31,499 a sandal! 490 00:14:31,535 --> 00:14:32,754 Debbie, wait. Change of plans. 491 00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:34,574 We're not going back to the precinct. 492 00:14:34,610 --> 00:14:36,456 Are we gonna go rogue and pick up cones? 493 00:14:36,492 --> 00:14:39,425 Oh, we're going way more rogue than picking up cones. 494 00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:41,115 Listen, it's unlikely our shooter 495 00:14:41,159 --> 00:14:42,714 had his own hot dog cart... where'd he get it from? 496 00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:43,976 Please don't make me help you with this. 497 00:14:44,012 --> 00:14:45,840 My guess is the food cart garage 498 00:14:45,876 --> 00:14:47,791 just two blocks away from our crime scene, 499 00:14:47,827 --> 00:14:51,004 or, shall I say, 238 steps. 500 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:53,104 Don't tempt me with steps. 501 00:14:53,797 --> 00:14:55,738 This is a defining moment for you. 502 00:14:55,782 --> 00:14:58,164 You can either obey orders for the rest of your life 503 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:02,074 and make no impact on the world, or stand up! 504 00:15:02,310 --> 00:15:04,059 And solve this case with me. 505 00:15:05,383 --> 00:15:06,645 Is there a third option? 506 00:15:06,681 --> 00:15:07,987 - Nervously tag along. - Great. 507 00:15:08,023 --> 00:15:10,308 I choose the nervously tag along option. 508 00:15:11,030 --> 00:15:13,452 Okay, the reporters are all set for your press conference. 509 00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:15,028 It's your big moment, are you excited? 510 00:15:15,425 --> 00:15:16,425 - No. - Oh. 511 00:15:16,461 --> 00:15:17,767 Are you worried about your voice cracking? 512 00:15:17,803 --> 00:15:19,109 Do you want me to help you warm up your throat? 513 00:15:19,145 --> 00:15:20,364 - What would that entail? - I'll just show you. 514 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,400 Don't show me, tell me. 515 00:15:21,436 --> 00:15:22,959 I blow hot air into my hands and I stroke your neck. 516 00:15:22,995 --> 00:15:24,388 That's not gonna happen, and it's not why I'm stressed. 517 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,095 I think Holt got into my head. 518 00:15:26,131 --> 00:15:27,698 We might have to delay the press conference. 519 00:15:27,734 --> 00:15:29,087 But this is the moment we've been waiting for. 520 00:15:29,381 --> 00:15:30,556 My dad's driving home early 521 00:15:30,599 --> 00:15:32,205 from his brother's funeral to watch it live. 522 00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:33,241 Wait, he's doing what? 523 00:15:33,277 --> 00:15:35,389 If you want me to put it in a better context, I can't. 524 00:15:35,425 --> 00:15:36,962 This was very important to him. 525 00:15:36,998 --> 00:15:38,565 Holt is a great cop, 526 00:15:38,694 --> 00:15:40,218 and I know the demotion's driving him crazy, 527 00:15:40,261 --> 00:15:41,843 but his gut is usually right. 528 00:15:41,973 --> 00:15:43,670 I think we need to find that hot dog cart guy. 529 00:15:43,706 --> 00:15:44,794 Okay, fine. 530 00:15:44,830 --> 00:15:46,093 But who do we know that could find us 531 00:15:46,137 --> 00:15:47,394 a random New York hot dog guy? 532 00:15:49,966 --> 00:15:51,098 ? Hey 533 00:15:52,380 --> 00:15:53,338 ? Hey! 534 00:15:55,029 --> 00:15:56,030 ? Hey! 535 00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:59,959 So, you need a little help from the Weiner Warriors. 536 00:15:59,995 --> 00:16:01,185 Well, I hate that. 537 00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:03,006 Just tell us what you know, please? 538 00:16:03,042 --> 00:16:04,609 There's Lou's Dogs, he serves 'em up real plump. 539 00:16:04,645 --> 00:16:06,038 Big Mike's does two dogs per bun. 540 00:16:06,074 --> 00:16:07,684 Hank's Franks... great mustard selection. 541 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:08,721 Vicki's Vegan? 542 00:16:08,757 --> 00:16:09,915 I'd rather eat [bleep]. 543 00:16:09,951 --> 00:16:12,172 Charlie does an al dente dog, it's got a really nice chew. 544 00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:14,426 Johnny Arkansas serves it Little Rock style, 545 00:16:14,469 --> 00:16:15,992 although he can serve it Razorback-style. 546 00:16:16,036 --> 00:16:16,993 Okay, enough, enough! 547 00:16:17,037 --> 00:16:18,212 We don't have time for this! 548 00:16:18,256 --> 00:16:20,141 Just tell us who has a cart at 6th and 11th. 549 00:16:20,177 --> 00:16:21,350 Oh, there are no hot dog carts there. 550 00:16:21,386 --> 00:16:22,386 What? Never? 551 00:16:22,422 --> 00:16:23,561 - No way. - Not a chance! 552 00:16:23,597 --> 00:16:25,120 Zoning issue. Forget about it, Jake. 553 00:16:25,612 --> 00:16:26,656 It's Hungertown. 554 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,301 Oh my God, Holt was right. 555 00:16:28,337 --> 00:16:29,578 We have to call him. 556 00:16:30,388 --> 00:16:31,368 Officer Holt? 557 00:16:31,404 --> 00:16:32,818 Officer Holt, do you copy? 558 00:16:32,854 --> 00:16:34,538 Okay, cop. Turn it off. 559 00:16:34,574 --> 00:16:35,574 Nice try. 560 00:16:35,610 --> 00:16:37,543 My partner doesn't follow orders. 561 00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:39,753 Debbie, you're misreading the situation. 562 00:16:39,789 --> 00:16:41,052 Oh. I'm so sorry. 563 00:16:41,088 --> 00:16:42,611 We both... both follow orders. 564 00:16:44,781 --> 00:16:47,159 So you were the shooter, just like I said. 565 00:16:47,195 --> 00:16:48,399 And the man in the hoodie 566 00:16:48,435 --> 00:16:51,410 was just some random bystander on whom you tried to pin it! 567 00:16:51,446 --> 00:16:53,338 No, he was in on it too. 568 00:16:53,374 --> 00:16:54,344 Oh. 569 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:55,816 Well, I'm still half right. 570 00:16:55,859 --> 00:16:57,470 Sure. Is that important to you? 571 00:16:57,513 --> 00:16:58,775 - Very. - I'm gonna die. 572 00:16:58,819 --> 00:17:00,255 I'm gonna die before I ever got to find 573 00:17:00,299 --> 00:17:01,430 my twin sister's killer. 574 00:17:01,474 --> 00:17:02,474 What? 575 00:17:02,510 --> 00:17:04,259 That's the reason I joined the force, remember? 576 00:17:04,303 --> 00:17:06,261 To find the man who murdered my twin sister. 577 00:17:06,305 --> 00:17:07,654 That's my whole story! 578 00:17:08,056 --> 00:17:09,941 Debbie, there's no way you told me that. 579 00:17:10,178 --> 00:17:12,311 Nothing's working! 580 00:17:12,354 --> 00:17:13,471 Maybe you just need to laugh. 581 00:17:13,507 --> 00:17:16,201 Here, look at this video of a man being trampled by a moose. 582 00:17:19,448 --> 00:17:21,015 Dear Lord, that's horrifying! 583 00:17:21,058 --> 00:17:22,843 I know, it's hilarious. 584 00:17:22,886 --> 00:17:24,758 What are you laughing at? Is that a video of me? 585 00:17:24,801 --> 00:17:25,802 Oh, no, is it that time 586 00:17:25,846 --> 00:17:27,543 Terry fell off a Lime scooter? 587 00:17:27,587 --> 00:17:28,762 Why would any of us have that footage? 588 00:17:28,805 --> 00:17:29,805 Don't skirt the question! 589 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:31,642 I want to know what I'm falling off of in that video. 590 00:17:31,678 --> 00:17:32,853 Stop it, Terry, okay? 591 00:17:32,896 --> 00:17:34,898 We haven't been talking about you! 592 00:17:34,942 --> 00:17:37,553 Oh. Kicking. 593 00:17:37,597 --> 00:17:38,772 I think kicking's working. 594 00:17:38,815 --> 00:17:39,729 Told you. Go with it. 595 00:17:39,773 --> 00:17:41,078 Keep kicking that can. 596 00:17:43,587 --> 00:17:45,866 It worked, I have to pee! I finally have to pee! 597 00:17:45,909 --> 00:17:47,433 Wait, this is about you having to pee? 598 00:17:47,476 --> 00:17:49,174 - Yes! - Wow. 599 00:17:49,217 --> 00:17:50,871 I guess I owe you guys an apology. 600 00:17:50,914 --> 00:17:52,351 I may have been bringing some things from home 601 00:17:52,394 --> 00:17:53,394 into the workplace. 602 00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:55,005 Yeah, that was clear from the start, okay? 603 00:17:55,049 --> 00:17:56,442 Now, move, I need to find a bathroom. 604 00:17:56,485 --> 00:17:57,704 Stop, we have an emergency! 605 00:17:57,747 --> 00:17:58,879 Everybody stop what you're about to do. 606 00:17:58,922 --> 00:18:00,402 Yeah, but I gotta pee really bad. 607 00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,230 Well, hold it, Amy. Holt's not answering his radio. 608 00:18:02,274 --> 00:18:03,492 I think he and Debbie might be in trouble. 609 00:18:03,536 --> 00:18:04,536 It's just us, man, you don't have to pretend 610 00:18:04,572 --> 00:18:05,572 to care about Debbie. 611 00:18:05,608 --> 00:18:06,652 - Rosa! - What? 612 00:18:06,688 --> 00:18:07,799 We barely know her and she's annoying. 613 00:18:07,835 --> 00:18:08,967 She's always trying to get people to be friends with her 614 00:18:09,003 --> 00:18:10,309 on that weird app for pedicures. 615 00:18:10,345 --> 00:18:12,979 It's a pedometer app. It's a pedometer app! 616 00:18:13,241 --> 00:18:15,220 We can use the social features to track her! 617 00:18:15,591 --> 00:18:16,723 It's $80. 618 00:18:16,766 --> 00:18:17,724 Uh, Boyle, you should download it, 619 00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:18,942 you get better service here. 620 00:18:18,986 --> 00:18:19,943 Smart! 621 00:18:19,987 --> 00:18:21,281 And I'll upgrade to ad-free too. 622 00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:22,623 - Smart. - Okay, let's move! 623 00:18:22,946 --> 00:18:24,296 Sweet! We're running, okay. 624 00:18:24,339 --> 00:18:26,646 If I die, will you look after my cat? 625 00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:28,430 I'm really more of a dog person. 626 00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:29,431 I understand. 627 00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:32,304 - NYPD, nobody move! - You're surrounded! 628 00:18:32,347 --> 00:18:33,501 Don't do anything stupid. 629 00:18:33,537 --> 00:18:35,060 Looks like we got ourselves a standoff. 630 00:18:35,096 --> 00:18:36,750 Fine by us, we got all the time in the world. 631 00:18:36,786 --> 00:18:38,266 What? Uh-uh! 632 00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:39,354 I gotta pee! 633 00:18:42,357 --> 00:18:43,402 Perp secured. 634 00:18:43,445 --> 00:18:44,968 Great, okay, cool! 635 00:18:45,012 --> 00:18:46,405 I gotta go! You guys are good, right? 636 00:18:46,448 --> 00:18:47,844 Bye! 637 00:18:48,145 --> 00:18:49,538 Thanks for saving us, Peralta. 638 00:18:49,582 --> 00:18:51,845 Thank Debbie, we tracked you using her pedometer app. 639 00:18:51,888 --> 00:18:54,761 Oh, my goodness, I helped! 640 00:18:54,804 --> 00:18:57,416 And I got four new Foot Friend requests! 641 00:18:57,459 --> 00:18:59,872 What a day, guys! 642 00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:02,432 Detective. 643 00:19:02,468 --> 00:19:04,209 I believe I owe you an apology. 644 00:19:04,423 --> 00:19:06,425 No, Officer, I owe you one. 645 00:19:06,468 --> 00:19:07,817 No, I owe you. 646 00:19:07,861 --> 00:19:08,949 Great, 'cause I hadn't thought of 647 00:19:08,992 --> 00:19:10,298 what I was gonna apologize for yet. 648 00:19:10,342 --> 00:19:12,082 I should not have disobeyed your order. 649 00:19:12,126 --> 00:19:13,082 I was wrong. 650 00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:14,302 Not about the case, of course, 651 00:19:14,346 --> 00:19:15,434 my hunch was impeccable. 652 00:19:15,477 --> 00:19:16,609 Interesting apology strategy, 653 00:19:16,652 --> 00:19:17,610 a little heavy on the brags. 654 00:19:17,653 --> 00:19:19,046 Point is, you were right. 655 00:19:19,089 --> 00:19:23,485 I hijacked the case because I need to feel respected. 656 00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:24,747 Listen, 657 00:19:24,791 --> 00:19:26,401 it's weird that I'm your boss now, 658 00:19:26,445 --> 00:19:27,707 and that's not going anywhere, 659 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,100 but no matter what uniform you wear, 660 00:19:30,144 --> 00:19:31,493 I'm always gonna love you... 661 00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:32,451 I mean, cherish... 662 00:19:32,494 --> 00:19:33,539 I mean, respect. 663 00:19:33,582 --> 00:19:34,714 - You said respect, right? - Yes. 664 00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:35,757 Yep. 665 00:19:35,932 --> 00:19:37,396 And I feel the same about you. 666 00:19:38,848 --> 00:19:41,173 So, do you have any orders for me, sir? 667 00:19:41,634 --> 00:19:43,636 Well, I do actually 668 00:19:43,679 --> 00:19:45,725 still need those cones picked up. 669 00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:46,856 We're on it. 670 00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:48,162 We got cone duty? 671 00:19:48,205 --> 00:19:49,294 Yes! 672 00:19:49,337 --> 00:19:50,860 Best birthday yet. 673 00:19:51,047 --> 00:19:52,683 It's your birthday? 674 00:19:53,543 --> 00:19:55,343 Hey, so... 675 00:19:55,387 --> 00:19:57,214 today was pretty intense. 676 00:19:57,258 --> 00:19:58,912 You mean catching the shooter? 677 00:19:58,955 --> 00:20:00,348 I know, it's a great story. 678 00:20:00,392 --> 00:20:01,697 I just hope Pitt can get in good enough shape 679 00:20:01,741 --> 00:20:03,154 to play me in the movie, you know? 680 00:20:03,190 --> 00:20:04,176 Mm, yeah. 681 00:20:04,473 --> 00:20:06,920 Um, also, something else happened. 682 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,314 I thought I might be pregnant. 683 00:20:09,357 --> 00:20:10,924 - Really? - Yeah. 684 00:20:10,967 --> 00:20:12,229 I'm not, I got my period. 685 00:20:12,273 --> 00:20:13,970 And I took a pregnancy test, but it didn't work 686 00:20:14,014 --> 00:20:15,189 because I drank 11 gallons of water. 687 00:20:15,232 --> 00:20:17,017 Told you water was bad for you. 688 00:20:17,060 --> 00:20:18,714 - That's not the takeaway. - You're absolutely right. 689 00:20:18,758 --> 00:20:20,586 How are you, how do you feel? Are you okay? 690 00:20:20,629 --> 00:20:22,631 I mean, I was really stressed. 691 00:20:22,905 --> 00:20:26,331 This wasn't our plan, and we agreed we'd wait a year 692 00:20:26,374 --> 00:20:28,158 and there's so much to do first, 693 00:20:28,202 --> 00:20:30,378 and it would've been crazy, right? 694 00:20:30,422 --> 00:20:31,684 Yeah, it would've been. 695 00:20:31,727 --> 00:20:32,685 Okay. 696 00:20:32,728 --> 00:20:33,926 But... 697 00:20:34,469 --> 00:20:35,900 also might've been... 698 00:20:36,341 --> 00:20:37,453 kinda cool. 699 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,221 Honestly? 700 00:20:39,678 --> 00:20:42,376 I was secretly bummed when the test came back negative. 701 00:20:44,340 --> 00:20:45,654 Should we just start trying? 702 00:20:45,698 --> 00:20:47,002 Seriously? 703 00:20:48,309 --> 00:20:50,234 Yeah, seriously. 704 00:20:50,746 --> 00:20:53,192 Okay. Yeah. 705 00:20:59,929 --> 00:21:01,453 Oh, wait! It's after 11. 706 00:21:01,496 --> 00:21:02,541 My interview! 707 00:21:02,584 --> 00:21:03,846 It's supposed to be on the news. 708 00:21:03,890 --> 00:21:04,891 An incredible conclusion 709 00:21:04,934 --> 00:21:06,022 to a terrifying day, 710 00:21:06,066 --> 00:21:07,807 and we were able to get a comment 711 00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:09,417 from the men who helped solve this case. 712 00:21:09,461 --> 00:21:11,875 They call us the Weiner Warriors. 713 00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,204 No! 714 00:21:14,887 --> 00:21:18,887 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com