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The Clean Air Act required all new cars

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to be equipped with catalytic converters

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to combat air pollution.

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The first state to do
this was California,

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which led Texans to say things like...

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- I hate California.
- And...

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When will that place fall in the ocean?

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While not everyone was happy about it,

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six years later, one particular Texan

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saw an opportunity to get rich quick.

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Oh, man, I'm gonna get rich quick.

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I just got my ticket out of here.

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Adios.

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I'm serious. This thing is full of tips

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on how to make a fortune.
Only cost me a dollar.

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Is one of the tips
"make a crappy newsletter

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and charge idiots a dollar for it"?

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No, but not a bad idea.

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Listen to this: "Raise bees
and sell the honey for profit."

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Do it, and I'm living with Meemaw.

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"Sell blood or non-vital organs."

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Mm, give 'em your brain.
You're not using it.

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I think that's the only time
I've ever heard you laugh.

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That's the only time
you've ever been funny.

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Oh, platinum can be extracted
from ordinary roadside gravel.

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No, it can't.

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Actually, it can.

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Catalytic converters contain platinum.

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Microparticles of that platinum

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are expelled in the exhaust

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and are mixed in with the gravel.

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See? This thing's a gold mine.

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It would be more apt to
call it a platinum mine.

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I laughed at your joke.

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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
... www.Addic7ed.com ...

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- Strike!
- Keep your eye on the ball.

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Strike two.

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You got this!

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Strike three.

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- You're out.
- Hey, ump,

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you're blind.

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- She swung and missed.
- Fine.

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Hey ump, you're bald.

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Better?

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Come on. You can do this, girl.

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Strike one.

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You can do it, sweetheart.

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Strike two.

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Strike three.

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I still think you can do it, sweetheart.

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Strike one.

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Strike two.

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Strike three. You're out.

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Strike one.

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Strike two.

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Strike three. You're out.

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It's okay, Cooper.
You'll get 'em next time.

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Want to go to Dairy Queen?

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I don't deserve Dairy Queen.

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It's not your fault, honey.

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That other pitcher
was almost a grown man.

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I think I saw him at the bar last night.

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Y-You're just going
through a little slump.

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Happens to everyone.

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Well, how do I get out of it?

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When I've been at the craps table...

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George, you give advice.

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Oh, smart. Man's been in
a slump his whole life.

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You just got to get out of your head.

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You... you're thinking too much.

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I promise thinking too much
has never been my problem.

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When I'm feeling down,
do you know what I do?

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Pray.

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It works.

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In fact, I'm gonna pray for you tonight.

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Everybody prays to God at night.

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Do it now while he's got some free time.

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Hey what you doing?

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Playing a historically accurate
game called The Oregon Trail.

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That sounds boring.

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Hardly. My wagon broke an axle,
and my wife died of dysentery.

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Well, can you pause it for a sec?

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It does seems rude to push on to Oregon

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while my daughter Mabel is
mourning the loss of her mother.

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What can I do for you?

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Remember when we were talking
about platinum in gravel?

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Do you know how to get it out?

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It's not a complicated principle.

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I could probably do it with my
Professor Proton chemistry set.

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- Great.
- And an oven that reaches 2,000 degrees.

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Does our oven do that?

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No, but I read you can build one

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out of a garbage can and a leaf blower.

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Cool. Let's mine some platinum.

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No, thank you. I don't care about money.

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But you care about science, right?

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Of course.

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So I offer you the
chance to do an experiment

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and you'd rather play a video game?

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What would Professor Proton think?

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He'd be disappointed.

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So what do you say?

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I say we collect gravel.

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There you go.

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In case you're worried,

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Mabel and I did finally
make it to Oregon,

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where I remarried and lived
to the ripe old age of 41.

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All right, Cooper, remember
what I told you, okay?

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Knees bent, elbows out,

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eye on the ball.

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Hang on.

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Hi, God. It's Missy Cooper.

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I know my mom talked to
you about me the other day,

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and she's, like, your biggest fan.

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Hey, what's going on?

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What, did you fall asleep?

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Sorry, I was praying.

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Oh, my apologies.

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Anyway, I could really use
your help getting a hit.

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Amen.

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- Okay.
- Are we good?

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I don't know. We'll find out.

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Okay, remember,

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elbows up,

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knees bent.

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I'm coming at you, Cooper.

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Way to go. Perfect.

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Thank you, God.

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How about, "Thank you, Coach"?

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- Thank you, Coach.
- Too late.

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This should be a good spot.

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It's a high-traffic area,
which means plenty of exhaust,

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and therefore plenty of platinum.

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Great. Let's get shoveling.

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You ain't gonna help?

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No.

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How was practice?

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Great. I hit the ball
further than anyone.

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Sounds like a little
prayer helped after all.

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- I guess it did.
- You seem surprised.

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Well, God knows everything,

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and I have some pretty evil thoughts.

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Oh, Missy.

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Ooh, what if I start wearing a cross

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so God knows I mean business?

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You could also clean up your thinking.

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Nah.

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What's taking so long?

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It'd be faster if you helped.

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Well, we know that's not happening.

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I know you got your hands
full with all that sad stuff,

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like disease and war
and hunger and poverty,

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so thanks again for helping
me get some hits at practice.

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Amen.

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Don't forget to ask him to keep
our family safe and healthy.

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I just hung up. Don't
make me call him back.

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Should I be wearing all that?

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I recommend it. Those rocks are filthy.

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I'm good.

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God made dirt. Dirt don't hurt.

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Where do we start?

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The first step is to put the
gravel in these colanders,

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and then sift it over the
tray to collect the dust.

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It's like finding money in the street.

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Why do you care so much about money?

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You saw Back to the Future when
their dad's rich at the end,

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his wife is all skinny
and loves him way more.

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So you want a wife who loves
you because you have money?

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A skinny wife.

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I have something for you.

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You said you wanted a cross,

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and this is the one I used
to wear when I was your age.

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It's so pretty.

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I'm glad you like it.

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It's a nice reminder
that wherever you are,

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God is always with you.

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And it means a lot to me
that you want to wear it.

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Thanks, Mom. I'm gonna pray right now.

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God, it's Missy again.

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If you can hear me better, it's
'cause I'm wearing a cross now.

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Please let me get a
lot of hits on Saturday.

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And if their star pitcher
breaks his arm or gets run over

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by a truck, I'd totally
be okay with that.

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Amen.

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Amen.

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Now we have to sift the powder again

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because the platinum
particles are extremely small,

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sometimes no more than just a few atoms.

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If I was as smart as you,
I'd play the stock market.

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Or go on Price Is Right.

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I'd rather spend my time
focusing on important things,

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like figuring out how
the universe works.

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So, say you figure out how
the universe works. Then what?

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I'm not sure, but in the meantime,

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I agree with Richard Feynman.

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I simply enjoy the pleasure
of finding things out.

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I agree with the Beastie Boys.

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You got to fight for
your right to party.

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Well, it's good to have
a personal philosophy.

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- What's next?
- We create a chemical flux

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by combining borax, sodium carbonate,

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lead oxide and flour.

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Did you know Sheldon and Georgie

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are working on something together?

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That's nice. And guess what...

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Missy asked me if she
could wear a cross.

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She's in her bedroom
saying prayers right now.

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Hmm. I don't like it.

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What are you talking about?
Our kids are behaving.

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Exactly. Something bad's gonna happen.

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Why can't you just be thankful?

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Because that's when life kicks
you right in the plums, Mary.

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Dad, where's your power drill?

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- Why?
- Our oven doesn't reach 2,000 degrees,

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so we're going to make a homemade kiln

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out of a garbage can.

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And there go the plums.

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Are you two trying to
burn down the house?

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No, we're trying to make
platinum out of gravel.

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You're not building a 2,000-degree oven.

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Fine. Just so you know,
I was gonna cut you in.

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Really? You'll fight
for your right to party

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but not for your right to make a device

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that'll exceed the
melting point of lead?

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Shut up.

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Ooh, "Why can't you be thankful?"

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What's your problem?

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Mom and Dad won't let me build a kiln,

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so Georgie and I can't
finish our experiment.

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Before you tell me, I
don't care what a kiln is.

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Okay, but you'll never know
it's a high-temperature oven.

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If you're unhappy,
just ask God for help.

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I don't believe in God.

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He can hear you.

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He knows if you've been bad or good.

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Like Santa, but he can send you to hell.

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I'm not going to ask some magical being

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to solve my problems.

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I asked him to help me
with my batting, and he did.

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There's a pottery kiln in
art class. We can use that.

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Georgie, I figured it out!

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Good job, but that does not
count as one of my wishes.

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Why are we being sneaky?

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I thought you said we have permission.

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We do. I just don't want anybody
knowing about our platinum.

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Smart. Last week, I bragged
about having a Nutter Butter,

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and some rat stole it
right out of my lunch bag.

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Well, it sure wasn't me.

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And then I hit it over
the right fielder's head.

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Sounds like you had a good practice.

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I did. Coach said he's
gonna have me hit cleanup.

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Missy,

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will you rub your cross on my bat?

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No.

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Have you been doing that?

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On mine. It's working great.

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Please?

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I'll give you a dollar.

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00:11:24,626 --> 00:11:26,133
Fine.

260
00:11:26,136 --> 00:11:27,869
What do you think you're doing?

261
00:11:27,872 --> 00:11:29,995
Sharing God's love and making some cash.

262
00:11:29,998 --> 00:11:31,498
Absolutely not.

263
00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:33,166
How about I give you the dollar?

264
00:11:33,168 --> 00:11:35,875
God's love has nothing to do with money.

265
00:11:35,878 --> 00:11:37,870
What about the collection
plate at church?

266
00:11:37,873 --> 00:11:39,673
That is different.

267
00:11:39,675 --> 00:11:41,274
That's where I found this dollar.

268
00:11:41,276 --> 00:11:42,709
Okay.

269
00:11:42,711 --> 00:11:44,297
Bye.

270
00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:46,279
So now we just wait
for the concrete dust

271
00:11:46,281 --> 00:11:48,281
to dissolve and the lead to melt?

272
00:11:48,283 --> 00:11:49,883
That's exactly right.

273
00:11:49,885 --> 00:11:51,451
I know. I listen.

274
00:11:51,453 --> 00:11:53,818
- And you understand it?
- I work in sales.

275
00:11:53,821 --> 00:11:55,288
I don't need to know
what I'm talking about

276
00:11:55,290 --> 00:11:56,623
to make it sound good.

277
00:11:56,626 --> 00:11:58,362
Don't you think it would
make you better at your job

278
00:11:58,364 --> 00:12:00,331
if you understood the
products you were selling?

279
00:12:00,334 --> 00:12:03,395
- No. People don't want to hear facts.
- I do.

280
00:12:03,398 --> 00:12:05,599
Normal people don't want to hear facts.

281
00:12:05,601 --> 00:12:06,867
I'm normal.

282
00:12:06,869 --> 00:12:08,101
Are you?

283
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:10,171
No, I'm special.

284
00:12:11,205 --> 00:12:13,639
- Is it supposed to be doing that?
- Something's wrong.

285
00:12:13,642 --> 00:12:15,204
Maybe we didn't sift out all the rubber.

286
00:12:15,206 --> 00:12:16,576
- I think it's burning.
- Okay.

287
00:12:16,578 --> 00:12:18,445
Okay, calm down. I'll handle it.

288
00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:21,797
I'm having difficulty remaining calm.

289
00:12:24,116 --> 00:12:26,216
Come on, come on, come on, come on.

290
00:12:29,758 --> 00:12:31,782
I'm feeling more calm now.

291
00:12:33,916 --> 00:12:36,564
- What were you thinking?
- Well...

292
00:12:36,567 --> 00:12:38,141
I don't want to hear excuses.

293
00:12:38,143 --> 00:12:40,275
You could've burned the school down.

294
00:12:40,278 --> 00:12:41,892
What do you have to say for yourselves?

295
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:44,517
I thought you didn't
want to hear my excuses.

296
00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,478
Oh, no, we didn't break
into the classroom.

297
00:12:46,481 --> 00:12:48,361
Georgie had permission from the teacher.

298
00:12:48,364 --> 00:12:49,918
That is not important right now.

299
00:12:49,921 --> 00:12:51,838
So you think a teacher said it was okay

300
00:12:51,841 --> 00:12:53,589
for a ten-year-old and an idiot

301
00:12:53,592 --> 00:12:56,360
to use a 2,000-degree oven unsupervised?

302
00:12:58,463 --> 00:13:00,129
You fibber.

303
00:13:00,131 --> 00:13:03,408
You also stole my Nutter Butter.

304
00:13:08,773 --> 00:13:10,573
Are you mad at me?

305
00:13:10,575 --> 00:13:12,636
- No.
- You sure?

306
00:13:12,639 --> 00:13:15,408
'Cause that's how you look when
Dad had that breakfast beer.

307
00:13:17,815 --> 00:13:22,150
To be honest, I'm a little
concerned that I have given you

308
00:13:22,153 --> 00:13:24,787
the wrong impression
about how prayer works.

309
00:13:24,789 --> 00:13:27,650
I get it. I ask God for
stuff, he gives it to me.

310
00:13:27,653 --> 00:13:28,786
It's not rocket science.

311
00:13:28,789 --> 00:13:31,823
Missy, God does not grant wishes.

312
00:13:31,826 --> 00:13:33,439
So he gave me good luck?

313
00:13:33,442 --> 00:13:35,842
It's not luck.

314
00:13:35,845 --> 00:13:39,619
Luck is chance, and God has a plan.

315
00:13:39,622 --> 00:13:42,790
Right, and his plan is to give
me what I want when I pray.

316
00:13:42,793 --> 00:13:44,166
That's why he's so cool.

317
00:13:44,169 --> 00:13:47,342
No. I... I mean, he is cool,

318
00:13:47,345 --> 00:13:50,088
but sometimes that
might not be his plan.

319
00:13:50,091 --> 00:13:51,447
Then what's the point of praying

320
00:13:51,449 --> 00:13:53,182
if he's just gonna do what he wants?

321
00:13:53,184 --> 00:13:55,485
You don't pray to God to get things.

322
00:13:55,487 --> 00:13:58,956
You pray to build a
relationship with him.

323
00:14:00,225 --> 00:14:02,225
This is too complicated.
I'm just gonna keep

324
00:14:02,227 --> 00:14:04,294
rubbing this thing on
my bat and kicking butt.

325
00:14:04,296 --> 00:14:06,996
Okay, that is it. Take it off.

326
00:14:06,998 --> 00:14:09,232
No, I need it. The game's Saturday.

327
00:14:09,234 --> 00:14:11,744
There are more important
things than baseball.

328
00:14:11,747 --> 00:14:13,346
Now, hand it over.

329
00:14:13,349 --> 00:14:15,282
God, cover your ears.

330
00:14:15,285 --> 00:14:16,785
Damn it.

331
00:14:16,788 --> 00:14:18,340
Missy Cooper!

332
00:14:18,343 --> 00:14:21,044
You are not ready for
that. You give that back.

333
00:14:21,046 --> 00:14:24,081
Oh, you... Get!

334
00:14:27,057 --> 00:14:30,887
Lord, I really need you right now.

335
00:14:30,889 --> 00:14:35,091
I have tried so hard to
lead my family to your light,

336
00:14:35,093 --> 00:14:38,869
but so far, Sheldon
doesn't believe in you,

337
00:14:38,872 --> 00:14:41,297
Missy thinks you're a magic trick,

338
00:14:41,299 --> 00:14:42,765
and you're not a teenage girl,

339
00:14:42,767 --> 00:14:45,668
so Georgie doesn't
think about you at all.

340
00:14:45,670 --> 00:14:49,272
I never thought I'd take a
cross away from my own child,

341
00:14:49,274 --> 00:14:51,474
but what choice did I have?

342
00:14:51,476 --> 00:14:54,277
She was rubbing it
on sporting equipment.

343
00:14:54,279 --> 00:14:56,358
I didn't think there
was a wrong way to pray,

344
00:14:56,361 --> 00:14:59,015
but leave it to that girl to find one.

345
00:14:59,017 --> 00:15:03,744
Please give me the strength to
keep guiding my family to you.

346
00:15:03,747 --> 00:15:07,150
I can't do it on my own. Amen.

347
00:15:09,471 --> 00:15:12,080
So, how was everybody's day?

348
00:15:15,659 --> 00:15:17,892
That good, huh?

349
00:15:17,895 --> 00:15:19,768
How about we just say grace?

350
00:15:19,771 --> 00:15:22,804
You're gonna ask him to
bless the food? Interesting.

351
00:15:22,807 --> 00:15:24,040
That is enough.

352
00:15:24,042 --> 00:15:25,385
Oh, come on.

353
00:15:25,388 --> 00:15:27,309
How can I appreciate all this tension

354
00:15:27,312 --> 00:15:28,945
if I don't know what it's about?

355
00:15:28,947 --> 00:15:31,814
Mom took my cross away, and
I have a game on Saturday.

356
00:15:31,816 --> 00:15:34,666
Why would you do that?
She's out of the slump.

357
00:15:34,669 --> 00:15:36,369
She was being sacrilegious.

358
00:15:36,372 --> 00:15:37,604
Mary, this is sports.

359
00:15:37,607 --> 00:15:39,555
When something's working,
you do not mess with it.

360
00:15:39,557 --> 00:15:43,236
I am not changing my mind.
God is not a good-luck charm.

361
00:15:43,239 --> 00:15:45,772
Well, how about all the
players that kiss their crosses

362
00:15:45,775 --> 00:15:47,549
before they go in the batter's box?

363
00:15:47,552 --> 00:15:49,877
They can take it up with their mommies.

364
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,385
So she's finally hitting good,

365
00:15:51,388 --> 00:15:53,603
and you're gonna let her go to
that game all up in her head?

366
00:15:53,605 --> 00:15:55,538
Her relationship with
God is more important

367
00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:57,974
than getting some hits
in a baseball game.

368
00:15:57,976 --> 00:15:59,742
This is perfect. They're
mad at each other.

369
00:15:59,744 --> 00:16:01,010
Takes the heat off us.

370
00:16:01,012 --> 00:16:04,142
Thank you. I had no
idea what was going on.

371
00:16:04,145 --> 00:16:05,712
Mary, give her the cross back.

372
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:09,116
When she is ready for it, I will.

373
00:16:09,119 --> 00:16:11,553
I have a bunch of
crosses in my jewelry box.

374
00:16:11,556 --> 00:16:13,623
You can take any one you want.

375
00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:17,060
I don't want another cross.
I want my lucky cross.

376
00:16:17,062 --> 00:16:19,432
And that is exactly
why she is not ready.

377
00:16:19,435 --> 00:16:21,663
Let's say grace.

378
00:16:23,868 --> 00:16:26,377
Bless us, Lord, for the
food we are about to receive,

379
00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:28,525
and bless the hands
that prepared it. Amen.

380
00:16:28,528 --> 00:16:29,512
Amen.

381
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:30,853
Amen.

382
00:16:34,479 --> 00:16:36,479
I'm glad we're no longer in trouble

383
00:16:36,481 --> 00:16:38,815
for almost burning the school down.

384
00:16:38,817 --> 00:16:40,139
Ooh.

385
00:16:40,142 --> 00:16:42,287
Let's talk about that.

386
00:16:47,603 --> 00:16:49,420
Georgie.

387
00:16:49,422 --> 00:16:52,023
Yeah?

388
00:16:52,025 --> 00:16:55,126
Are you still interested
in getting rich quick?

389
00:16:55,128 --> 00:16:57,428
No, I want to do it slow like a chump.

390
00:16:57,430 --> 00:16:58,994
Oh. Never mind.

391
00:16:58,997 --> 00:17:00,364
Tell me, Sheldon.

392
00:17:00,366 --> 00:17:03,134
It occurred to me that
a good way to generate

393
00:17:03,137 --> 00:17:04,944
a positive cash flow would be to curate

394
00:17:04,947 --> 00:17:07,741
popular songs and make them
available in a digital form.

395
00:17:07,744 --> 00:17:09,840
Possibly on a small device
that could also be used

396
00:17:09,842 --> 00:17:11,575
as a phone or even a camera.

397
00:17:11,577 --> 00:17:14,578
Right. A phone, camera, music machine.

398
00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:16,048
Get out of here.

399
00:17:19,752 --> 00:17:21,760
Psst. Hey, Missy.

400
00:17:21,763 --> 00:17:23,453
Come here.

401
00:17:23,456 --> 00:17:24,978
What? I'm up next.

402
00:17:24,981 --> 00:17:26,882
I know. Here.

403
00:17:30,839 --> 00:17:32,573
Don't tell your mother.

404
00:17:34,033 --> 00:17:37,435
- I think I want to do this on my own.
- You sure?

405
00:17:37,437 --> 00:17:40,549
Just in case Mom's right, I
don't want to make God mad.

406
00:17:40,552 --> 00:17:42,906
Strike three. You're out.

407
00:17:42,909 --> 00:17:44,810
All right. Go get 'em.

408
00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:58,019
- Strike one!
- Dad!

409
00:17:58,022 --> 00:17:59,356
Coming!

410
00:17:59,359 --> 00:18:03,207
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