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Jesus Christ!

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Sorry, Ref. The door was open.

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What can I do for you, Mitch?

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Well, I'm just checking with
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if it's OK for me to be
pitch-side during the match.

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You know, get the crowd
going and everything.

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Not during the game, no.

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Pre-match, half-time only.

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It's just that Rovers have
brought Scotty the Shrimp.

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I thought we could get a bit of
play-fighting going, you know?

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- In jest, like, have a laugh.
- No, I can't allow it. I'm sorry.

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I'm not having the players
distracted by

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a six-foot prawn knocking seven
shades of shite out of a...

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..whatever it is you are.

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This is not America, Mitch.

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I understand.

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Hey, it's your last-ever game
today, isn't it?

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It is, yes.

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Well, I just want to say it's been an
absolute privilege to work with you.

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Fantastic.

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And may the best team win.

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Indeed.

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I'd give it a minute
before you go in there.

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A few, er, pre-match nerves.

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Well, it's a big game, isn't it?

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It is. When I worked
at the San Siro,

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the WC was adjacent to the
showers with a separate door,

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and it had a self-lowering
lavatory seat.

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You felt pampered.

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You're really early. What time
is it?

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1:58. Oh, 59.

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I like to be fully uniformed
before the captains' meeting.

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Gives me that extra degree of
authority.

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Most definitely. I've known
some refs slumming round

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in sweat pants with a beer
in their hand

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at 20 to three like they're at
a family barbecue.

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No, you're one of the pros, Martin.
A role model. I've always said it.

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That's why you've lasted
as long as you have.

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Thank you, Brendan,
I appreciate that.

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- Was that Mitch I could hear just now?
- It was.

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I've never seen him out of that
costume.

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Do you think he could be
a St Bernard?

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Well, I was thinking more
chipmunk, but you might be right.

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They have got the shittest
gym here I have ever seen.

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My ex-wife's got a better
treadmill in her utility room.

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Well, admittedly the
facilities are a little tired,

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but if United win promotion
today, that's all gonna change.

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- That's a big if.
- At the San Siro,

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they had a treadmill in the officials'
changing room, and someone

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came round every 20 minutes

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and replenished the towels.
It's the little touches.

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Where's Oggy?

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Where'd you expect him to be?

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Stuffing his face at the
vending machine.

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We only had lunch two hours ago.

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I mean, the captains'll be here
any minute.

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We've got to synchronise our watches,
go through the team sheet...

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Shitting Nora!

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Sorry, Phil.

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That was me. There's no Glade.

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- Did a rat crawl up your arse and die?!
- Pre-match nerves.

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You're the fourth official.

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What have you got to
be nervous about?

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Holding up the wrong
numbers on the board?

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Yeah, you may joke,
but that has happened.

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Barry Crop once accidentally
signalled for 56 minutes'

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added time at a Sheffield derby
game. And it was on Sky.

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Took him a good few months
to live that down, I tell you.

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At the San Siro...

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All right, Brendan, give
it a rest, for fuck's sake!

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Sorry.

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I'll just, er, go and squirt a
few drops of Aramis in the pan.

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See if it'll help, er,
dissimilate the odour.

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You shouldn't speak to
Brendan like that.

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I heard he's being considered for
the select group next season,

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so you could be
working under him.

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Is that how you see the
assistants? Under the referee?

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I thought we were a team?

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We are a team, and that
includes the fourth official.

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If we don't respect ourselves,

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how are we gonna get
respect from the players?

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He's so boring, though, Martin!

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He is boring, yes. And that's a
very good quality in a referee.

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He's anonymously
competent, and that...

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- takes guts.
- Brendan hasn't got any guts.

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He's dropped them all in there!

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Right, well, I think that's, er,
taken the edge off it.

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Anyway, if anyone should be
nervous, it's me.

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Just seen Howard arrive
with half a dozen Qataris.

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They've come to cast their
eye over me for 2022.

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You don't think it's
because it's

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one of the biggest games in
English football?

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Well, yeah, there is that.

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But if it goes
well for me today,

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I could be running the line
at a World Cup, Martin.

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Imagine being able to flag
Neymar offside.

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We are not the story, Phil.

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We are neutral officiators.
Never forget that.

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Yeah, whatever. If I'm not back in 20
minutes, phone for the fire brigade.

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He has got a lot to learn,
that one.

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Are those City pants, Brendan?

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No!

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Clean on this morning.

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City. Yes, well we're away
at Preston today.

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Should be good for a point at
least, don't you think?

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Consolidate a play-off place.

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You know my thoughts about team
colours in the changing room.

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Yes, but it's the last
day of the season.

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What with us being City fans...?

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Take them off, please.

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Of course.

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Sorry, Martin.

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It's been a good season for
us, but, er...

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..without the investment, you
know, you can't really compete.

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Still, if we win today,
we might finish third.

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We've always been the
bridesmaid, never the bride.

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True.

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Without that cash we'll never be up
there playing with the big boys.

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If I had a pound for every time
I'd heard you say that, Brendan.

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You all right, boss?
How you feeling?

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Hey, it's filling up
out there, you know.

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You can cut the atmosphere
with a cake slice.

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Sorry.

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- Have you warmed up, Oggy?
- Yeah.

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I did hot yoga in the
bath this morning.

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I am serious.

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Don't worry, boss.

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I'll do me stretches.

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Where's Phil, anyway?

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Doesn't he normally lead
the ref-aerobics around now?

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- He's shaving.
- Yeah, I bet he is.

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Bloody Sky's here.

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He'll be doing a back, sack
and crack wax, knowing him.

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Hey, 20 quid he gels all his
hair up like Gareth Gates.

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No betting, Oggy!

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You've been warned before.

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Only joking! Christ, Martin!

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Well, it's not a joking matter,
is it?

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What's up with you? This is
meant to be your retirement.

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Biggest game of your career.

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- You should be relishing it.
- I am relishing it.

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Well, tell your face. It's longer
than one of Brendan's stories.

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- No offence.
- None taken.

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We don't all enjoy ourselves
in the same way, Oggy.

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All right.

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So, goalie for United,
number 1, Charlie Evans.

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That's nice and easy.

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Back four - Ripley, Price,
Clyne and Cox.

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They're your solicitors,
aren't they, Brendan?

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Er, midfield is that Polish one
whose name I can never pronounce.

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- Dzierzanowska.
- That's him.

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Looks like two bad hands
at Scrabble.

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And up front, Calvin Cooke!

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I hope you've got his number,
boss.

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How d'you mean?

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Well, he's got a temper on him.

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A lot of inner demons,
from what I've heard.

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Well, he'll be here
in a minute,

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so you can find out for
yourself, can't you?

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Right, can we synchronise
watches, please?

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We don't have to do that.

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It's not Mission: Impossible.

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I've got 14:02 and 52 seconds.

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Er, six minutes past two...

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And let's synchronise, please.
56 seconds, 57...

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BEEPING Hang on, hang on.

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I can only put this one
forwards, it won't go back.

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For God's sake!
It's three o'clock kick-off,

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quarter to four for a pie
and a piss,

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ten to five, final score
and get first round in.

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It's not rocket science.

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Fuckin' lukewarm water and
the shampoo's like dog spunk.

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Why hasn't this club
got any money?

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Hey! They're like a old bra -

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no cups and crap support.
I thank you!*

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They had Aveda products
throughout at the San Siro.

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It's like a boutique hotel.

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Do we know if Sky are showing
this in 4K or just in HD?

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I don't know. can we just...
There you go!

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What did I tell you? 20 quid.

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- Worried about your bald spot, Phil?
- Fuck off, Oggy!

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Can we
synchronise watches, please?

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Hey, I saw you on the
treadmill earlier

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practising your backwards
running.

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- Bullshit.
- It's true!

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He practises running backwards doing
his Collina face so he can get

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a nice big close-up on TV.

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No, it's so I can get better
peripheral vision.

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It's better than you chugging up
and down like Mr fuckin' Creosote.

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Is that right? Mr
Creosote? Guys, please!

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If United win today,

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they get automatic promotion
to the Premier League.

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With merit payments and TV
rights, that's a huge windfall.

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Over 150 million,
according to The Mirror.

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Exactly.

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And if Rovers win, they avoid

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relegation into the lower
leagues and financial oblivion.

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So it's up to us to work as a
team to ensure a fair result.

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You know, it's going to be
tense enough out there

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without you two glaring at
each other across the pitch

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like Bette Davis and Joan
Crawford.

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He started it.

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- "He started it."
- I don't care!

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We have to be beyond reproach
in every decision we make.

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So show some professionalism.

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Calvin, come in.

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Is Nico with you?

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- Haven't seen him.
- Oggy, go and get Nico, will you?

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Tell him he's already three minutes
late for the captains' meeting.

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And you, go and do your manscaping,
or whatever it is you do in there.

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You, check the match ball.

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I want it 12.5 psi.

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Yes, Ref. Sorry.

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What's this?

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Retirement card.

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What, from you
or the whole team?

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What do you think?

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Hardly going to be walking around
with my own card for you, am I?

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So, big game.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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How you feeling?

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I'm OK.

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Can I kiss you?

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What happened to your rules?

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Please.

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It's a big game for me as well,
you know.

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So now...
..you've just gotta give us

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a couple of penalties, right?

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I'd love it if I could.
But I can't.

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Not even if there's tugging in the box?

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Don't even joke about it.

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- If the PGMOL ever found out...
- You're retiring!

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Yeah, but it's my reputation,
isn't it?

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Not to mention the legal
consequences.

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I mean not just for me,
but for the club!

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Martin, nobody's gonna find out.

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00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,220
Relax.

245
00:10:23,053 --> 00:10:24,120
I've got your back.

246
00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:28,860
I love you.

247
00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:34,272
Nico, nice of you
to join us.

248
00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:37,123
Right, now, I want a good
clean game

249
00:10:37,193 --> 00:10:39,279
with plenty of flow and all the
focus on the football.

250
00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:41,959
Everybody on that pitch
knows the laws of the game.

251
00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:44,599
And if we stick to that, there's
no reason we can't have a fitting,

252
00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:47,079
dignified, trouble-free end
to the season.

253
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,256
Understand?

254
00:10:52,681 --> 00:10:58,480
_

255
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,399
The referee's a wanker!
The referee's a wanker!

256
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,239
Get him under
control, you flaming animal!

257
00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:06,069
- Oggy!
- He chucked a bap at me!

258
00:11:06,108 --> 00:11:07,719
- A what?
- A bap! A bacon bap!

259
00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:09,799
- Who did?
- That Polish one. Dirty bastard.

260
00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,519
- Dzierzanowska?
- Yeah, that's him.

261
00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:13,599
Flaming animal! I want his
name in the book.

262
00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,568
- If you can frigging spell it..
- You're bleeding.

263
00:11:16,036 --> 00:11:17,359
No, it's just ketchup.

264
00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:19,039
What should I put
in the report, Martin?

265
00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:22,159
Just put, "Food thrown in tunnel."
We'll see what the damage is later.

266
00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:25,279
At the San Siro, the ushers escorted
you all the way down the tunnel.

267
00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:26,799
And we had our own
espresso machine.

268
00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,363
This was before they
became commonplace.

269
00:11:28,364 --> 00:11:29,846
They're more ubiquitous
than kettles now.

270
00:11:29,870 --> 00:11:31,379
- Where's Phil?
- He got collared by Mitch.

271
00:11:31,434 --> 00:11:33,039
He was trying to show him
video replay on his phone.

272
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,485
Well, he shouldn't
be looking at that!

273
00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:36,599
I know, but Phil is a pro. I'm
sure he can handle himself.

274
00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,759
Did you notice how he went
and picked up the match ball

275
00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:40,159
soon as you blew the whistle?

276
00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:41,559
The he just stood there
with his chin up

277
00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:43,355
waiting for the Steadicam guy
to circle round him?

278
00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:44,679
Oggy's right. That's not
protocol.

279
00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:46,599
- He wears eyeliner, you know.
- No, he doesn't.

280
00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:47,741
Yes, he does!

281
00:11:47,851 --> 00:11:48,918
Did you not see him when
they had

282
00:11:48,941 --> 00:11:50,959
that minute's silence
for Butch Wilkins last year?

283
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,405
It was running all down
his face!

284
00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:54,733
Linesman Minnelli, they
called him.

285
00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:58,239
It was a goal, wasn't it?

286
00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:59,360
It was a clear goal.

287
00:12:00,074 --> 00:12:01,988
- There wasn't a hint of offside?
- Not a chance.

288
00:12:02,159 --> 00:12:03,799
I think what they were
contesting was the throw-in.

289
00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:06,079
Don't look at me.
I was six foot away.

290
00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,228
That was a throw-in all day,
every day.

291
00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:11,033
- Did you see it?
No, I was on the far side.

292
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:12,839
And you're sure
it was a throw-in?

293
00:12:13,430 --> 00:12:15,199
May God strike me down.

294
00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:17,426
It was 18 inches off the line.

295
00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:18,639
- What, in or out?
- In!

296
00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,359
- I've just seen the replay.
- Shit!

297
00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:22,999
Nah, that's impossible. I saw it
cross with my own eyes.

298
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,796
You should have gone to
Specsavers, then, shouldn't you?

299
00:12:24,843 --> 00:12:26,187
Calvin wanted to talk
to you but I told him

300
00:12:26,188 --> 00:12:27,390
he'd have to wait
until after the game.

301
00:12:27,421 --> 00:12:29,628
Yeah, well, quite right. It's only
half-time, for goodness' sake.

302
00:12:29,659 --> 00:12:30,560
Anything could happen yet!

303
00:12:30,561 --> 00:12:32,599
- What did he say?
- He's fuming!

304
00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:34,334
Mitch the fuckin' Meerkat
keeps on

305
00:12:34,335 --> 00:12:35,741
showing everyone the
footage on his phone.

306
00:12:35,764 --> 00:12:37,799
What do you mean, Meerkat?
He's an otter!

307
00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:39,519
How can he be an otter?!

308
00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:41,079
Otters are mustelids with tiny
ears.

309
00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:42,759
All right, David
fucking Attenborough!

310
00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:45,199
I always thought he was a tadpole,
but it never sat right with me.

311
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:45,989
It'll blow over.

312
00:12:46,241 --> 00:12:47,759
Yes. I don't even think
Mitch knows what he is.

313
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:48,840
No, I mean the throw-in!

314
00:12:49,095 --> 00:12:51,039
It's just one of those
decisions, isn't it?

315
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:52,639
You know, some go for you,
some go against you.

316
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,742
During the season, they just
even themselves out.

317
00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:57,960
No, I don't...
I don't think they do.

318
00:13:00,252 --> 00:13:01,440
What time was the goal?
Er...

319
00:13:03,666 --> 00:13:04,807
..27 minutes.

320
00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:07,579
Which means the throw-in
was at 26 minutes, right?

321
00:13:07,673 --> 00:13:09,959
Well, I don't know. I don't time
every throw-in, do I?

322
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,155
Well, somebody does!

323
00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,113
Don't they, Oggy?

324
00:13:14,707 --> 00:13:15,824
What are you on about?

325
00:13:17,443 --> 00:13:18,607
Martin, can I have a word?

326
00:13:18,654 --> 00:13:21,217
No, no, if you've got something
to say, let's say it here.

327
00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:22,513
All right.

328
00:13:23,675 --> 00:13:24,879
In-play betting.

329
00:13:25,339 --> 00:13:26,879
Every corner, every goal,

330
00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:28,844
every free kick - you can bet
on anything these days.

331
00:13:28,898 --> 00:13:30,367
I know what in-play betting is!

332
00:13:30,429 --> 00:13:33,399
Right, so if a betting syndicate
from the Far East, say,

333
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:36,599
could guarantee exactly what time
a throw-in would be awarded to

334
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,787
a certain team, well...

335
00:13:39,935 --> 00:13:41,760
..a small fortune could be made.

336
00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,199
Are you making an
allegation here?

337
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,400
He's talking out of his arse.

338
00:13:48,401 --> 00:13:50,314
It happens all the time in
Italy. In the San Siro...

339
00:13:50,353 --> 00:13:52,822
Will you stop going on
about the shitting San Siro!

340
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:56,750
You were a backup referee at
an under-14s friendly in 1992!

341
00:13:56,773 --> 00:13:57,800
Under 17s.

342
00:13:57,801 --> 00:13:59,254
You didn't even
get on the pitch!

343
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,559
Envy eats nothing
but its own heart.

344
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,099
- What?!
- How come you know so much about it?

345
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,260
Because I was approached
to take the same bung.

346
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:14,239
15K if I awarded Rovers a
throw-in at exactly 26 minutes.

347
00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:15,760
Easy money, the guy said.

348
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,599
But I told him no way.

349
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:22,040
Well... that's just
a coincidence.

350
00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,359
Big fucking coincidence.
You see -

351
00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:28,119
this is why we need VAR as standard.
Then we wouldn't be in this pickle.

352
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:29,167
Not now, Brendan.

353
00:14:31,847 --> 00:14:34,093
Did you take that money, Oggy?

354
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:37,720
I need you to tell me
the truth now.

355
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:43,117
Now, I can call the police in here,
we can have this game abandoned.

356
00:14:48,443 --> 00:14:49,743
It was only a throw-in!

357
00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:52,711
I didn't think it would matter
that much either way.

358
00:14:52,774 --> 00:14:55,439
My giddy aunt,
I am not hearing this!

359
00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,399
I didn't know they were gonna go and
score off the back of it, did I?

360
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:58,799
It was a foot and a half in!

361
00:14:58,800 --> 00:14:59,769
I panicked!

362
00:15:00,041 --> 00:15:02,639
They said if I didn't comply,
something bad would happen to me.

363
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,239
What, they'd unplug the
vending machines?

364
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:07,256
Martin, please.
It's your last-ever game.

365
00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:09,228
I'll split the money with you.

366
00:15:09,353 --> 00:15:10,994
I-I-I'll give it to charity.

367
00:15:11,048 --> 00:15:12,839
Just don't dob me in it,
please!

368
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,000
Just let me think, will you?

369
00:15:14,183 --> 00:15:15,809
Why did you do it, Oggy?

370
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,803
We get treated like shit
week in, week out.

371
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:22,517
Spat at by so-called fans,

372
00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:24,479
abused by players, managers,

373
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:26,181
then the pundits weigh in
and...

374
00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:30,078
..suddenly your kids
are getting bullied at school.

375
00:15:31,226 --> 00:15:32,839
That's no excuse, Oggy.

376
00:15:34,041 --> 00:15:36,044
What the fuck is going on
with you lot today?

377
00:15:36,130 --> 00:15:38,399
- Have you seen this footage?
- Calvin, you cannot be in here!

378
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:41,588
There's no way that that's over
the line. Look. Look!

379
00:15:41,665 --> 00:15:44,064
We're not permitted to see that
footage until after the game.

380
00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:46,241
Are you kidding me, Martin?
Are you

381
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,570
- fucking kidding me?!
- Please, Calvin.

382
00:15:47,659 --> 00:15:50,160
Where is he? Where
is he?!

383
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,639
I'll rip his fucking head off!

384
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,093
- Mitchell, out!
- Linesman?!

385
00:15:56,257 --> 00:15:57,959
Call yourself a linesman?
Have you seen that?

386
00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,439
You could drive a fuckin' bus
through that gap!

387
00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:01,135
- Martin, you have to say something!
- Come on, man!

388
00:16:01,299 --> 00:16:02,658
At least send him out there
to apologise.

389
00:16:02,674 --> 00:16:04,879
What, so I can have food
thrown in me face again?

390
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,199
You'd enjoy that, wouldn't
you?

391
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,720
You'd eat it, you fat git!

392
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,519
Say that again, you...

393
00:16:11,043 --> 00:16:12,359
Say it to my face!

394
00:16:12,785 --> 00:16:14,079
Go on, say it again!

395
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:16,558
Go on! Go on! Go on!

396
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:23,540
What are you doing?

397
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:27,999
You're off!
You're out the game!

398
00:16:28,226 --> 00:16:29,306
You can't do that!

399
00:16:29,399 --> 00:16:31,711
You can't do that. He can't
do that, it's half-time!

400
00:16:31,774 --> 00:16:33,479
Course he can.
Brendan, tell him!

401
00:16:33,766 --> 00:16:37,353
Law 12. The referee has the authority
to take disciplinary action

402
00:16:37,408 --> 00:16:39,159
from entering the field of play
for the pre-match inspection

403
00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:40,887
until leaving the field of play
at the end of the match.

404
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,598
This is a conspiracy!

405
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:46,280
You should be whipped, the
lot of you! Martin, you can't.

406
00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:49,879
If I meant to show him the yellow
card, I can change my mind, can't I?

407
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:52,479
You've already booked him once,
Martin, it's a dismissal either way.

408
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,901
I want him red-carded -
violent conduct!

409
00:16:54,956 --> 00:16:57,469
Yeah? Well, it's nothing to do
with you, is it, knobhead?!

410
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:58,462
Get him out of here!

411
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:01,919
Get my head!

412
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:11,920
Martin, you can't...

413
00:17:13,724 --> 00:17:15,843
Not in this match, not today.
Please!

414
00:17:15,903 --> 00:17:17,479
Well, I'm sorry, Calvin.
It's the laws of the game.

415
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,128
So, you know,
it's a straight red.

416
00:17:20,346 --> 00:17:21,378
A straight red?

417
00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:26,922
Well, that's the only straight
thing about you, then, isn't it?

418
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:34,382
You've sucked my cock for the last
time, Martin, do you understand?

419
00:17:34,913 --> 00:17:36,273
You're pathetic.

420
00:17:38,112 --> 00:17:39,464
Don't call me again!

421
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:55,599
The referee's a
wanker! The referee's a wanker!

422
00:17:55,600 --> 00:18:00,720
The referee's a wanker!
The referee's a wanker!

423
00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:03,001
The referee's a wanker!

424
00:18:03,321 --> 00:18:07,559
The referee's a wanker!
The referee's a wanker!

425
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,978
The referee's a wanker!

426
00:18:10,103 --> 00:18:11,840
I'll put all that
in the report, or...?

427
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:19,680
Just put Number 9, Cooke,
dismissed for violent conduct.

428
00:18:26,309 --> 00:18:27,840
- Martin...
- Don't.

429
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:30,999
Just don't.

430
00:18:35,737 --> 00:18:38,549
What are we going to do
about... the other thing?

431
00:18:43,668 --> 00:18:46,079
Did you report that approach
to the FA, Phil?

432
00:18:46,511 --> 00:18:47,519
Course not.

433
00:18:47,949 --> 00:18:50,019
I was scared of ruining my
chances for the World Cup.

434
00:18:50,097 --> 00:18:51,639
Right, then, in that case
we just...

435
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:52,730
..make things even.

436
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,359
Martin, I don't think...

437
00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:59,796
If the opportunity comes to give
United a goal, I'm going to take it,

438
00:18:59,828 --> 00:19:02,199
be it an offside or a penalty
or whatever,

439
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,828
and I want you lot to back me
up. Do you understand?

440
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,344
It's just about being fair
and proper.

441
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:10,599
Sorry, but how is that fair
and proper?

442
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,398
If he hadn't awarded that
throw-in to Rovers,

443
00:19:12,436 --> 00:19:14,374
they wouldn't have scored and it
would have been 0-0, wouldn't it?

444
00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:15,999
So we're just evening things
up.

445
00:19:16,210 --> 00:19:17,999
Whoever wins after that,
well, good luck to them.

446
00:19:18,186 --> 00:19:21,559
This is... highly irregular,
Martin.

447
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,623
Are you're sure that...

448
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,177
..your judgment hasn't been
coloured by...

449
00:19:25,802 --> 00:19:26,800
..you know?

450
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:30,078
By what?

451
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,083
Calvin.

452
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,119
The fact you just suc...

453
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:36,420
Sent him off.

454
00:19:38,504 --> 00:19:39,918
I've done nothing wrong.

455
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,519
My whole career has been
above board and by the book.

456
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:46,919
Yet you're about to gift a goal
to United.

457
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,333
My conscience is clear.

458
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:53,438
Now, if any of you want to report
what's happened and go to the FA,

459
00:19:53,781 --> 00:19:55,001
then say so now

460
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,939
and we'll stop this game.

461
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,120
Well?

462
00:20:04,783 --> 00:20:06,479
We'd better get back out there.

463
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,639
The crowd are going to give
you some stick, Martin.

464
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,249
That's nothing I can't
handle.

465
00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:14,828
Gentlemen, let's get out there

466
00:20:15,016 --> 00:20:16,813
and restore some sanity.

467
00:20:29,841 --> 00:20:33,940
_

468
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:39,470
_

469
00:20:39,479 --> 00:20:42,277
There's all sorts of reports
coming out of Wallis Park

470
00:20:42,315 --> 00:20:44,730
at the moment, where the match
between United and Rovers

471
00:20:44,878 --> 00:20:47,439
was abandoned 12 minutes
from time.

472
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,679
Let's go to our reporter there,
Eamonn Travers.

473
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,759
Eamonn, is the picture
any clearer yet?

474
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:54,759
No, John. As you say, rumours
spreading here like wildfire.

475
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,919
There have been allegations
of match-fixing,

476
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,519
collusion with the officials,
and even, shall we say,

477
00:20:59,723 --> 00:21:02,719
a personal relationship between
a key player for United

478
00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:04,839
and the referee
Martin Rutherford.

479
00:21:05,090 --> 00:21:07,719
The trouble started, well,
it started in the first half

480
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,839
with that controversial goal
for Rovers

481
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:11,590
and the mysterious
dismissal at half-time

482
00:21:11,591 --> 00:21:13,543
of the United captain
Calvin Cooke,

483
00:21:13,722 --> 00:21:16,279
but it was compounded by an
extraordinary second half

484
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:19,599
which saw Rutherford award a frankly
ludicrous penalty to United,

485
00:21:19,771 --> 00:21:21,999
which was missed,
and ordered to be retaken,

486
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,999
not once, not twice,
but three times

487
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,799
until Kirby scored to level
the game.

488
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,960
This led to a mass brawl on
the pitch, five red cards...

489
00:21:32,646 --> 00:21:35,079
The press are going to have
an absolute field day with this.

490
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,209
Are you kidding?
They already are.

491
00:21:37,626 --> 00:21:40,111
Robbie Savage has just been
on, tearing us to shreds.

492
00:21:40,735 --> 00:21:43,910
He even had a go at my hair, which
is the pot calling the kettle black.

493
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:45,908
How's Martin?

494
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,079
He's shaken but philosophical.

495
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:50,559
I think he's aware his legacy
is somewhat tarnished.

496
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:54,657
Somewhat? He's the Lance
Armstrong of football referees.

497
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,239
He's fucked himself.

498
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:58,239
Not... anatomically.

499
00:21:58,349 --> 00:22:00,919
Or professionally, as long
as we all stick together.

500
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,559
He can't be blamed for them
players fighting like that.

501
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:06,941
Brendan, he gave a penalty
for a handball

502
00:22:06,988 --> 00:22:08,040
against the goalkeeper!

503
00:22:08,041 --> 00:22:10,719
Well, he didn't know it
was the keeper, did he?

504
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:13,245
What, the one in the big
bright red shirt with gloves on

505
00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:14,999
leaping through the air like
Superman?

506
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,999
I think even Arsene Wenger
might have spotted that one.

507
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,563
He was trying to even things
up.

508
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:20,618
Just cancel out Oggy's mistake.

509
00:22:20,688 --> 00:22:22,279
We are going to stand by him,
aren't we?

510
00:22:22,438 --> 00:22:23,960
Well... like I say.

511
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:26,711
He's fucked himself.

512
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,878
They want to speak to you
next, Phil.

513
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:36,951
- Is Howard there?
- Yeah.

514
00:22:37,762 --> 00:22:39,028
And the police.

515
00:22:40,421 --> 00:22:42,061
It's a criminal matter now,
apparently.

516
00:22:43,781 --> 00:22:44,688
Christ.

517
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,211
Are the Qataris still here?

518
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,766
You mean the Arabs?
I didn't see any.

519
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,071
Fuck's sake!

520
00:22:53,771 --> 00:22:55,631
If this costs me my World Cup
spot...

521
00:22:56,924 --> 00:22:58,923
I've always liked you, Phil.

522
00:22:59,454 --> 00:23:00,814
You know that, don't you?

523
00:23:02,051 --> 00:23:04,119
Not in a Martin and Calvin
kind of way,

524
00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:05,808
more like professional....

525
00:23:06,416 --> 00:23:07,417
..respect.

526
00:23:08,518 --> 00:23:10,315
You won't dob me in it,
will you?

527
00:23:12,130 --> 00:23:13,232
Please.

528
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,241
He's going to tell them
everything, isn't he?

529
00:23:23,327 --> 00:23:24,241
Course he is.

530
00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:28,215
He'll sing like a canary on The
X Factor to save his own skin.

531
00:23:28,902 --> 00:23:31,074
You'd better get yourself
a solicitor, pal.

532
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,571
Whatever happened to
"What happens

533
00:23:33,572 --> 00:23:35,319
in the ref's room stays in
the ref's room"?

534
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,799
Nah, different game now.

535
00:23:37,437 --> 00:23:38,879
You know when the rot set in?

536
00:23:39,606 --> 00:23:42,325
When they started putting
us in coloured jerseys.

537
00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:44,999
Back in the day
you were the Man in Black.

538
00:23:45,265 --> 00:23:48,387
- Big characters like George
Courtney. - Keith Hackett.

539
00:23:48,442 --> 00:23:49,848
Yes. Men to be feared.

540
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:54,239
Then the television money came in
and they demanded more colour.

541
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,479
Pinks, greens, burgundies.

542
00:23:56,940 --> 00:24:00,011
We look more like Showaddywaddy
than football referees.

543
00:24:00,823 --> 00:24:02,679
Sports entertainment.

544
00:24:03,252 --> 00:24:05,479
No, it's all about the money
now.

545
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:06,854
As you well know, Oggy.

546
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:10,280
And that 15 grand won't take
you very far through the courts.

547
00:24:11,545 --> 00:24:14,295
I don't even think it was
an eastern betting syndicate.

548
00:24:15,078 --> 00:24:17,600
I think it was just one man
putting a voice on.

549
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:22,278
Now I think of it, he sounded more
like Benny Hill doing Mr Chow Mein.

550
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,959
All right, boss? How's your
eye? Looks painful.

551
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,410
Yeah, stings a bit, you know.

552
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:31,399
Where's Phil?

553
00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:33,935
He's... He's giving his
statement to...

554
00:24:34,364 --> 00:24:36,000
..to Howard and the police.

555
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,348
Well, bang goes my pension,
then?

556
00:24:40,332 --> 00:24:41,479
I don't think they can, er,

557
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,159
hold you entirely responsible,
Martin.

558
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:45,919
You did it in the spirit
of fairness.

559
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:46,842
No, I did it...

560
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,220
I did it for love.

561
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,199
Has Calvin been around?

562
00:24:54,355 --> 00:24:56,639
No. I believe his agent
whisked him away.

563
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:58,239
He'll be wanting to get his
side of the story in the

564
00:24:58,569 --> 00:25:01,026
Sunday papers
before all the rumours start.

565
00:25:01,112 --> 00:25:02,100
Yeah, of course...

566
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,540
He's a good lad.

567
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,507
If there's any way of
keeping my name out of it,

568
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:10,867
I'd
appreciate it, boss.

569
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:12,244
Yeah, of course.

570
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,145
Well, I'll do what I can.

571
00:25:16,152 --> 00:25:16,988
Thanks.

572
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,719
Hey, er, give my love
to the San Siro.

573
00:25:23,001 --> 00:25:24,329
In bocca al lupo.

574
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:26,647
Good luck.

575
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,058
Come in.

576
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:06,260
Hi.

577
00:26:07,647 --> 00:26:10,039
I just want to apologise
about earlier, you know.

578
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:12,321
Things were said
in the heat of the moment.

579
00:26:12,394 --> 00:26:14,790
There's no hard feelings,
Mitch? I understand.

580
00:26:16,044 --> 00:26:17,639
Get carried away, we do,
don't we?

581
00:26:18,225 --> 00:26:20,439
About 22 blokes chasing a
pig's bladder around a field.

582
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:21,487
Well, the game's nothing

583
00:26:21,488 --> 00:26:23,519
without passion and we should
never apologise for that.

584
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:24,249
Thanks. Er...

585
00:26:24,936 --> 00:26:27,592
Anyway, look,
I just wanted to let you know

586
00:26:27,662 --> 00:26:29,669
that the place is crawling
with press out there

587
00:26:29,747 --> 00:26:31,239
and they all want to talk
to you.

588
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:33,879
They're saying all sorts of nonsense
about you and young Calvin.

589
00:26:34,059 --> 00:26:35,902
I don't believe a word of it,
mind you, now,

590
00:26:35,950 --> 00:26:38,119
but when you leave, you know, you
ought to use the back entrance.

591
00:26:39,067 --> 00:26:39,839
Exit.

592
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,192
That's the one. Not the...

593
00:26:41,813 --> 00:26:42,462
All right.

594
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,199
Er, hey!

595
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:45,919
You're a City fan, aren't you?

596
00:26:46,227 --> 00:26:48,438
Er, yeah, yeah, for my sins.

597
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,180
Well, if it's any
consolation, you had

598
00:26:50,181 --> 00:26:51,799
a good win today,
you know, Preston.

599
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,402
- 3-1.
- Well. Every cloud?

600
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,799
They've also said
they're gonna dock us points,

601
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,119
by the look of things,
because of all the fracas.

602
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:00,870
- You think so?
- Well, you saw it out there.

603
00:27:01,307 --> 00:27:02,401
I mean, it was brutal.

604
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,879
They're already calling it
"The War of Wallis Park".

605
00:27:05,343 --> 00:27:06,968
Gary Lineker, he's been
on Twitter

606
00:27:06,969 --> 00:27:09,403
saying that it would be morally
wrong if we were promoted.

607
00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:11,479
Yeah, but he's into refugees
and all that malarkey.

608
00:27:11,659 --> 00:27:12,939
So he shouldn't be listened
to, really.

609
00:27:13,032 --> 00:27:14,119
He's an interfering do-gooder.

610
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:16,589
Yeah. Never professionally
booked, though? That

611
00:27:16,666 --> 00:27:18,830
You know what that means, though,
don't you? We get docked

612
00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:20,639
and we're gonna go down
to third place.

613
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,159
And that means you lot, City,

614
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:23,917
you're gonna get promoted
instead of us, you know?

615
00:27:24,072 --> 00:27:26,322
£150 million quid right up
the shitter!

616
00:27:26,768 --> 00:27:27,643
No offence.

617
00:27:28,042 --> 00:27:29,359
Well, that would be something.

618
00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:34,001
Anyway, you know, I just wanted
to say it's been a real pleasure

619
00:27:34,098 --> 00:27:35,329
to work with you over the years,

620
00:27:35,430 --> 00:27:37,665
and it's a shame it had to end like
this, really, isn't it, you know?

621
00:27:37,962 --> 00:27:39,199
Football?

622
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,158
Bloody hell.

623
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:41,880
Mitch, can I ask you a
question?

624
00:27:42,554 --> 00:27:43,720
Yeah. Yeah.

625
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,305
What creature are you?

626
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:47,675
What, this?

627
00:27:48,488 --> 00:27:49,880
Absolutely no idea.

628
00:27:52,076 --> 00:27:54,960
I know I look a right See You
Next Tuesday in it, but, er...

629
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:58,614
you do anything for your
club, don't you?

630
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,278
I suppose you do, yeah.

631
00:28:15,777 --> 00:28:19,568
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632
00:28:24,528 --> 00:28:30,348
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