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Good morning, Bonnie.

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Is it? 'Cause it looks
like you've been robbed.

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You could call it that.

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My wife and I have been
aggressively uncoupling.

5
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What?

6
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Just seeing if there's
a Post-it on your balls.

7
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Oh, she took those long ago.

8
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All right, let's punch this hog.

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I really need your help with something.

10
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- Yeah? What's that?
- I don't want to die.

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I do, so that sort of evens things up.

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I mean, think about it... I've
only got 40 or 50 years left.

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How old do you think you are?

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You know what? You're right, it's over.

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And maybe that's good.

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Oh, sharp turn.

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Who wants to be alive to see

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everything go completely to hell?

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I mean, Christy's
never gonna get married.

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Adam's gonna go bald.
It's already starting.

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In the back, you can see
through the cotton candy.

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Global warming. Sure,
we're having great weather,

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but you know it's only
happening 'cause the Earth's

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slowly spinning towards the
sun till we're all bacon.

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I don't...

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What channels do you watch?

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Nothing right now,
'cause our TV's broken,

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- probably forever.
- Okay, okay,

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let's just take a little breath.

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Do you remember those
techniques I gave you

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to help with your negative thoughts?

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What did you think?

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P.U.

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- Did you actually try them?
- Yes, Trevor.

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I even lit a candle and wrote
a note to my younger self

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and then burned it.

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That's not psychology,
Bonnie, that's witchcraft.

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Well, none of it worked.

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Okay, well, I'll get
you another copy, and...

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Hold on a second.

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- Where's my snow globe?
- What?

42
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Yeah, I had an AT&T
Park snow globe from 2010

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when the Giants won the World Series.

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Damn it, Sandra,

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you only took that to hurt me.

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I'm gonna level with you...
This is a little rough to watch.

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All right, here's the
negativity techniques.

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Try 'em, don't try 'em. See if I care.

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I-I'm sorry, that was
terribly unprofessional.

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It is very important that
you try these techniques.

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It's okay if you're a
little off your game.

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Some crazy broad just stole your toy.

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It's not a toy. It's a collectible.

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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --

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For our special side, we
have roasted Brussels sprouts

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with guanciale in a maple glaze.

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That's right, I made these nasty
little fart balls delicious.

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Brilliant. No one will
realize they're paying 20 bucks

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for a stomachache and
an awkward ride home.

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Oof, what's on the menu tonight, feet?

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And when will Bob the
Builder be leaving us?

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Hey. You're the one who took
a pill you found in your pocket

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and destroyed the walk-in.

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Well, in my defense, there
was a dragon in there.

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Yeah. It was a very good pill.

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Seriously, either turn on a
fan or eighty-six that funk.

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Paul.

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Would you like

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to go back to working at Chipotle?

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Look, uh... Tammy.

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No, I wasn't searching for your name.

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I was looking for words
that you could understand.

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Ah. Uh, here we go.

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Uh, you no think good.

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Stand still. I'm gonna fold
your lips over your forehead.

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Okay, Tammy, he needs his
lips, I need my tips...

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Let's go back to work.

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What's that Rudy guy's deal?

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I know, he's an ass.

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He's a gigantic ass.

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Is he single?

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What? I had to separate you.

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Yeah, you did.

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I don't understand.

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You were insulting each other.

86
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It's called flirting, Christy.

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No wonder you don't have a man.

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Listen to me.

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He's bad news.

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Oh, I get it... you're into him!

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No. No, no, no, no, no.

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- No!
- Yeah! You want him for yourself!

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- No, I don't!
- Aha!

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Methinks you protest too much.

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Methinks me would jump off a building

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before me would let him touch me.

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So you've thought about it.

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Whatcha doing there?

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Trevor told me to write
down my negative thoughts

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and then write a
positive thought after it.

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God, my handwriting is so terrible.

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That's a negative thought.

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Now I need a positive one.

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Wendy, any ideas?

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You look nice today.

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I...

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like Wendy.

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Thanks. I like you, too.

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All right, we don't have to make out.

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Bonnie, therapy's great,

111
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but, you know, a lot of that negativity

112
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could also be worked on
right here in this program.

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I find meditation is the best way

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to deal with my dark
and twisty thoughts.

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Oh, come on. What's a
dark thought for you?

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That I'll die and no
one will take my cats,

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and after a while they'll
start to eat each other.

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Anybody want a cookie?

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Yikes.

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She has a point... None
of us are taking her cats.

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You know, I've been meditating
20 minutes in the morning

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and 20 minutes at night, and
I can really see a difference.

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Ain't nothin' gonna quiet
the riot in this mind.

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Come on, Bonnie, be nice to yourself.

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Wendy...

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I'm married.

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Are we really this
desperate to watch TV?

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Well, we could talk to each other.

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Stop tilting it. I can't see.

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- Hey.
- How was work?

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Upsetting. Tammy's got
a crush on Chef Rudy.

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- Chef Rudy?
- Chef Rudy.

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What's wrong with Chef Rudy?

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By the way, can we just call him Rudy?

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He sleeps with women, then dumps them.

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I told Tammy absolutely no
way can she go out with him.

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You can't do that. You
can't tell an alcoholic no.

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They hear, "I dare you."

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Look what happened when you
told me not to go out with Adam.

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Wait, what?

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I never told you not to go out with him.

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- Then why did I?
- Hang on a second.

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No, no, somebody had to
say, "Don't date him."

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There's no way I ended up with
him if I didn't get push-back.

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Oh, you think I should've told Tammy,

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"Oh, Chef Rudy's great! Go for it!"

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Again, we don't say "Bartender Adam"

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or "Building Manager Bonnie."

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I mean, would that have worked with you

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when you dated Chef Rudy?

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Whoa, whoa. You dated Chef Rudy?

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One date.

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Oh. So, like, nothing physical.

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One date.

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Good God!

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I can be louder than you.

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You got a problem?

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Yes. How am I supposed to
create a pretentious menu

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to your symphony of blue-collar noises?

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You mean this? This bothering you? Eh?

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I don't know. I don't
see it. Really? Why?

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Christy.

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Would you please return this woman

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to whatever Home Depot
parking lot you found her.

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And tell this Top Chef
first round loser...

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That's right, I googled you...

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That I will leave when I'm
finished fixing the mess he made.

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If that's the only thing you
found, you don't Google right.

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She's a horrible person.

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Good. Good. Yes, she is.

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Strange response.

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Why would you want me
not to like your friend?

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- No, it isn't.
- Aha!

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What is it?

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You're only supposed to say
"aha" if you know what it is.

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- So there is something.
- There's nothing.

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- Aha!
- Stop that!

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You're hiding something.

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Your freakishly large eyes
have suddenly gone small.

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My eyes are exactly the right size.

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Can we just talk about the menu?

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Okay. I'm thinking
for the fish special...

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Oh, sweet Paula Deen, Tammy digs me.

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What? No! No!

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No!

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Oh, my God!

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How did you do that so fast?

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Breathe in love.

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Breathe out Bonnie.

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Breathe in love.

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Breathe out Bonnie.

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This is so boring.

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Breathe out more Bonnie.

194
00:09:06,941 --> 00:09:09,721
Ooh, head rush. Let's do that again.

195
00:09:10,098 --> 00:09:11,664
Okay, let's do something new.

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We're gonna take ten breaths,

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and you're not gonna talk.

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Great idea.

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- One.
- No counting.

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Sorry.

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00:09:44,263 --> 00:09:45,965
Do you want my help or not?

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00:09:45,990 --> 00:09:48,691
I do. I do. Let me
just toss this at you.

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00:09:48,716 --> 00:09:50,248
Can we meditate in the Jacuzzi?

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00:09:50,273 --> 00:09:52,472
Come on, Bonnie.

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I cleared my afternoon for you.

206
00:09:54,588 --> 00:09:56,976
You "cleared it"? What did that involve?

207
00:09:57,001 --> 00:09:59,841
Moving your pony ride to tomorrow?

208
00:10:00,214 --> 00:10:02,281
Actually, I rescheduled a meeting

209
00:10:02,306 --> 00:10:04,373
with the charity I'm
hosting the benefit for.

210
00:10:04,398 --> 00:10:05,852
Children's diabetes.

211
00:10:05,877 --> 00:10:07,309
Make fun of that.

212
00:10:07,334 --> 00:10:09,052
More candy for me.

213
00:10:09,383 --> 00:10:10,983
Boom.

214
00:10:12,823 --> 00:10:14,856
You only ding it in the beginning.

215
00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:18,816
Okay, I am out of here!

216
00:10:21,693 --> 00:10:23,710
- Give me that!
- Oh!

217
00:10:24,729 --> 00:10:27,530
I am throwing your shoes in the pool!

218
00:10:34,945 --> 00:10:37,144
She was pretty pissed off at me.

219
00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:41,733
But in my defense, who
has $600 meditation shoes?

220
00:10:43,234 --> 00:10:44,500
What's with the getup?

221
00:10:44,569 --> 00:10:46,936
You and Beaver Cleaver
going hunting for bullfrogs?

222
00:10:49,696 --> 00:10:52,030
Oh, I'm so tired of you.

223
00:10:53,812 --> 00:10:55,078
Let's stay on Jill.

224
00:10:55,103 --> 00:10:57,036
So, it seems to me like she was right.

225
00:10:57,061 --> 00:10:58,560
You didn't go there for meditation.

226
00:10:58,585 --> 00:11:00,585
Whoa! Is this why your
wife flew the coop?

227
00:11:00,610 --> 00:11:01,943
You didn't have her back, either?

228
00:11:01,968 --> 00:11:03,409
This is your pattern, Bonnie.

229
00:11:03,434 --> 00:11:05,555
You complain and complain and complain.

230
00:11:05,580 --> 00:11:07,981
You're offered the tools to
help, and you don't use them.

231
00:11:08,049 --> 00:11:09,215
Why am I taking your advice?

232
00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:10,706
Your life's a total mess.

233
00:11:10,731 --> 00:11:12,362
Now you're picking a fight with me.

234
00:11:12,387 --> 00:11:14,050
There's a term for people like you.

235
00:11:14,075 --> 00:11:16,476
Watch it, buddy. I am still a lady.

236
00:11:16,501 --> 00:11:18,519
You're a help-rejecting complainer.

237
00:11:18,667 --> 00:11:20,067
You just made that up.

238
00:11:20,092 --> 00:11:22,662
I did not. And if this was last week,

239
00:11:22,687 --> 00:11:25,321
I could've showed you where
it came from in a book,

240
00:11:25,346 --> 00:11:29,015
but it's on its way to a
new life in Portland by now.

241
00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:30,547
Well, I don't need you to call me names.

242
00:11:30,572 --> 00:11:31,804
I need you to help me.

243
00:11:31,829 --> 00:11:33,269
It's the one thing you've never done.

244
00:11:33,294 --> 00:11:35,644
You know what? You're fired.

245
00:11:37,031 --> 00:11:39,732
Congratulations. I'm
crazier than when I started.

246
00:11:41,213 --> 00:11:43,881
You see a pattern here? Women leaving?

247
00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:49,640
I prepared for you a savory aebleskive.

248
00:11:51,326 --> 00:11:53,693
In honor of what I can only presume

249
00:11:53,762 --> 00:11:55,762
were your Viking ancestors.

250
00:11:55,787 --> 00:11:57,007
Well, I am part Danish.

251
00:11:57,032 --> 00:11:58,865
The rest of me is pure mutt.

252
00:11:58,890 --> 00:12:00,123
Pure...

253
00:12:03,005 --> 00:12:06,082
Mmm! Tastes like a fancy pancake.

254
00:12:06,107 --> 00:12:07,540
If only the critic at The Chronicle

255
00:12:07,565 --> 00:12:10,067
had your discerning palate.

256
00:12:10,322 --> 00:12:12,122
So, did you always want to be a chef?

257
00:12:12,147 --> 00:12:14,824
No. I hated cooking growing up.

258
00:12:14,893 --> 00:12:17,327
I wanted to be a dancer.

259
00:12:17,352 --> 00:12:20,920
But I was cursed to be
terrible at the thing I loved

260
00:12:20,989 --> 00:12:22,789
and great at the thing I hated.

261
00:12:22,857 --> 00:12:23,921
That's so sad.

262
00:12:23,946 --> 00:12:27,421
It is. Also, my father
burned my tap shoes.

263
00:12:28,934 --> 00:12:32,179
Did you always want to
be a goddess/carpenter?

264
00:12:32,398 --> 00:12:34,978
You know, my life's had
a lot of twists and turns.

265
00:12:35,003 --> 00:12:37,114
It's only recently that I've
really been able to think

266
00:12:37,139 --> 00:12:38,305
about what I want to be.

267
00:12:38,373 --> 00:12:39,772
I mean, I do love carpentry,

268
00:12:39,797 --> 00:12:41,851
but, I don't know, the goddess in me

269
00:12:41,876 --> 00:12:44,177
might need to find something
a little more fulfilling.

270
00:12:44,202 --> 00:12:46,222
Well, maybe if we put our lips together,

271
00:12:46,395 --> 00:12:48,395
we could think of something.

272
00:12:49,984 --> 00:12:51,851
Sorry, I hadn't fully swallowed yet.

273
00:12:51,876 --> 00:12:53,742
It's okay. My food is more delicious

274
00:12:53,767 --> 00:12:55,801
- when it's in your mouth.
- Oh. Mm.

275
00:12:56,825 --> 00:12:58,224
Oh!

276
00:12:58,249 --> 00:12:59,548
Too rough?

277
00:12:59,573 --> 00:13:01,339
No. This would be too rough.

278
00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,364
Ow!

279
00:13:04,521 --> 00:13:06,454
Should I lock the door?

280
00:13:06,561 --> 00:13:08,527
Already did.

281
00:13:14,075 --> 00:13:17,633
Okay. Couple of updates. We
are running low on almond milk.

282
00:13:17,658 --> 00:13:19,291
Also, I fired Trevor.

283
00:13:20,894 --> 00:13:22,158
What was that?

284
00:13:22,183 --> 00:13:24,050
- Nothing.
- Nothing.

285
00:13:26,266 --> 00:13:28,199
Just out of curiosity, though,

286
00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:31,023
why would you fire your therapist?

287
00:13:31,629 --> 00:13:33,736
'Cause you're all better?

288
00:13:35,486 --> 00:13:37,219
What was that?

289
00:13:37,244 --> 00:13:39,222
A derisive snort.

290
00:13:39,247 --> 00:13:41,067
If you must know, I've grown weary

291
00:13:41,092 --> 00:13:42,591
of his hiding behind labels.

292
00:13:42,751 --> 00:13:47,288
He had the audacity to call
me a help-rejecting complainer.

293
00:13:48,476 --> 00:13:50,851
Do that again, see what happens.

294
00:13:51,429 --> 00:13:54,180
I'm just thinking you've
been pretty good lately,

295
00:13:54,205 --> 00:13:57,372
and... Trevor was maybe part of that.

296
00:13:57,397 --> 00:13:59,773
Yeah, your therapy
was really helping me.

297
00:14:01,022 --> 00:14:02,955
You. Us.

298
00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:04,580
The family.

299
00:14:04,605 --> 00:14:06,405
It's not. It's over.

300
00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:08,638
And you can fluff this
up all you want, pal.

301
00:14:08,663 --> 00:14:10,630
You can see right through it!

302
00:14:13,712 --> 00:14:16,179
Can I have a non-lunatic opinion?

303
00:14:16,204 --> 00:14:18,075
Oh, you're good.

304
00:14:28,593 --> 00:14:29,959
Lamaze class.

305
00:14:29,984 --> 00:14:31,395
They're showing them the movie.

306
00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:33,942
Yeah. The men are looking
pretty shell-shocked.

307
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,775
Listen, I don't want to
hold on to this anger.

308
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:58,087
You are who you are, and
you're never gonna change,

309
00:14:58,112 --> 00:14:59,345
and I love you.

310
00:15:00,381 --> 00:15:01,731
And I love you.

311
00:15:02,859 --> 00:15:06,997
And I know you're not gonna change.

312
00:15:09,124 --> 00:15:11,716
And you're not gonna change.

313
00:15:13,342 --> 00:15:16,610
And you will never change.

314
00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:19,075
There you are not changing.

315
00:15:20,585 --> 00:15:22,239
And you.

316
00:15:28,615 --> 00:15:31,120
Don't be a hero. Get the epidural.

317
00:15:31,145 --> 00:15:33,939
They say you forget the
pain when you see the face.

318
00:15:33,964 --> 00:15:35,864
You don't. Get the epidural.

319
00:15:39,798 --> 00:15:42,289
Look, you were just trying to help,

320
00:15:42,314 --> 00:15:45,602
and I may have rejected
that while also complaining.

321
00:15:45,929 --> 00:15:47,770
In my defense, I have been diagnosed

322
00:15:47,795 --> 00:15:49,862
as a help-rejecting complainer.

323
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,431
Or you're just an alcoholic

324
00:15:52,456 --> 00:15:54,656
who doesn't always want
to live in the solution.

325
00:15:55,273 --> 00:15:57,976
I am many things to many people.

326
00:15:58,586 --> 00:15:59,916
Look,

327
00:15:59,941 --> 00:16:03,376
I know meditation
almost led us to blows,

328
00:16:03,401 --> 00:16:05,633
but I want to try again
even though it'll never work.

329
00:16:06,281 --> 00:16:09,325
I bet you four hours
in my Jacuzzi it does.

330
00:16:09,350 --> 00:16:11,773
See, now, where was that Saturday?

331
00:16:13,064 --> 00:16:14,797
So, what are tonight's specials?

332
00:16:14,822 --> 00:16:16,945
Tonight's special is love.

333
00:16:18,104 --> 00:16:19,537
Great. Is that

334
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:22,029
with or without fart balls?

335
00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:23,458
That's right, I forgot.

336
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,250
You have never sipped
from Cupid's sweet goblet.

337
00:16:26,758 --> 00:16:28,978
So, we doing a pork chop?

338
00:16:29,003 --> 00:16:30,269
Paul, is that a pork chop?

339
00:16:30,294 --> 00:16:32,027
What's Tammy's favorite flower?

340
00:16:32,140 --> 00:16:33,406
I don't know.

341
00:16:33,431 --> 00:16:36,032
I do. It's daffodils.
We talked all night.

342
00:16:36,188 --> 00:16:37,520
Take this to her.

343
00:16:37,545 --> 00:16:38,978
Does she know the specials?

344
00:16:39,003 --> 00:16:41,082
Quickly. Wings of love.

345
00:16:46,395 --> 00:16:49,330
- I'm guessing things went pretty good.
- Oh.

346
00:16:49,355 --> 00:16:50,621
It was awesome.

347
00:16:50,646 --> 00:16:52,279
Best date I ever had.

348
00:16:52,427 --> 00:16:54,060
I have to break up with him.

349
00:16:54,085 --> 00:16:56,339
- What? Why?
- Mm.

350
00:16:56,364 --> 00:16:58,664
I mean, yay, but huh?

351
00:16:58,689 --> 00:17:00,922
The night was pure
romance, and the face eating

352
00:17:00,947 --> 00:17:02,912
was everything a girl could dream of,

353
00:17:02,937 --> 00:17:05,559
but... I'm not ready to settle down.

354
00:17:05,584 --> 00:17:07,707
And that's the kind of guy you marry.

355
00:17:07,732 --> 00:17:08,918
It is?

356
00:17:08,943 --> 00:17:11,210
Kills me to have to break his heart.

357
00:17:11,235 --> 00:17:12,422
It does?

358
00:17:12,447 --> 00:17:14,547
He's the most sensitive
man I've ever met.

359
00:17:14,572 --> 00:17:15,838
He is?

360
00:17:15,863 --> 00:17:17,627
Now I see why you're
so in love with him.

361
00:17:17,652 --> 00:17:18,652
Aha!

362
00:17:18,686 --> 00:17:19,752
That's not an "aha."

363
00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:21,777
Put that "aha" away.

364
00:17:22,254 --> 00:17:25,601
I have one more daffodil
hidden somewhere on my body.

365
00:17:25,626 --> 00:17:28,309
Care to lead the search party?

366
00:17:28,478 --> 00:17:30,211
Rudy, we need to talk.

367
00:17:30,398 --> 00:17:35,168
No... !

368
00:17:35,970 --> 00:17:38,604
I think Tammy just
broke up with Chef Rudy.

369
00:17:38,629 --> 00:17:41,270
Good news for you. You're
so in love with him.

370
00:17:47,535 --> 00:17:50,116
Hi. Chris Peterson from
Pete Peterson Real Estate.

371
00:17:50,141 --> 00:17:51,660
Pete's my dad.

372
00:17:53,263 --> 00:17:54,595
Listing sheet?

373
00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:56,432
Panic room?

374
00:17:56,457 --> 00:17:58,887
Why does my shrink have a panic room?

375
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:01,700
I don't know, but it
would make a great nursery.

376
00:18:05,070 --> 00:18:06,469
Leave me alone, Chris!

377
00:18:06,494 --> 00:18:09,628
Pete. Whichever Peterson you are.

378
00:18:12,696 --> 00:18:15,084
Oh. What are you doing here?

379
00:18:15,109 --> 00:18:16,575
It's Tuesday. My 10:00 a.m.

380
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,767
You fired me last week.

381
00:18:18,909 --> 00:18:20,048
If you're gonna be my therapist,

382
00:18:20,073 --> 00:18:21,847
you can't listen to everything I say.

383
00:18:23,929 --> 00:18:26,229
Okay. Have a seat.

384
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:28,162
I brought you something.

385
00:18:30,102 --> 00:18:31,300
EBay.

386
00:18:31,504 --> 00:18:34,572
There's a chance I may have
bought it from your wife.

387
00:18:36,008 --> 00:18:37,908
But anyway, here.

388
00:18:38,798 --> 00:18:40,243
Bonnie.

389
00:18:40,696 --> 00:18:41,911
Thank you.

390
00:18:41,979 --> 00:18:43,579
So...

391
00:18:43,604 --> 00:18:46,539
So impossibly thoughtful.

392
00:18:46,564 --> 00:18:48,498
And... it's just...

393
00:18:48,609 --> 00:18:51,444
so weird you did it.

394
00:18:51,512 --> 00:18:53,512
It gets weirder.

395
00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:55,625
I'm sorry.

396
00:18:55,977 --> 00:18:58,428
Wow. Those are words I
haven't heard from a woman

397
00:18:58,453 --> 00:19:00,085
in a long time.

398
00:19:00,110 --> 00:19:02,110
The other day, I said
you hadn't helped me,

399
00:19:02,135 --> 00:19:03,601
but that isn't true.

400
00:19:03,802 --> 00:19:06,302
And judging from the
terror in my family's eyes,

401
00:19:06,327 --> 00:19:08,427
I probably ought to stick with this.

402
00:19:14,508 --> 00:19:15,912
Sorry.

403
00:19:16,235 --> 00:19:17,713
Before you start the clock,

404
00:19:17,738 --> 00:19:20,372
I wanted to ask, why do
you have a panic room?

405
00:19:20,397 --> 00:19:22,364
Because I work with unstable people.

406
00:19:22,389 --> 00:19:24,021
When did you get it?

407
00:19:24,046 --> 00:19:25,501
About eight months ago.

408
00:19:25,546 --> 00:19:27,613
We started working
together eight months ago.

409
00:19:31,786 --> 00:19:34,153
I love this. Thank you.

410
00:19:41,016 --> 00:19:43,609
Table four says their
pasta is too salty.

411
00:19:43,634 --> 00:19:45,367
It's from my tears.

412
00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:50,926
Well, can you refire
and hold the boo-hoo?

413
00:19:51,476 --> 00:19:54,155
Why bother? Nothing
has any meaning anymore.

414
00:19:54,195 --> 00:19:57,096
Tell your tables to go
home and eat a Hot Pocket.

415
00:19:57,149 --> 00:19:59,183
Look, I know you're
going through something,

416
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:01,241
but do you think you
can pull it together?

417
00:20:01,354 --> 00:20:03,054
You're right. I'm sorry.

418
00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:06,508
I shouldn't do this in front of you
given how you ache for me

419
00:20:06,982 --> 00:20:08,949
One more time.

420
00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:10,172
I do not love you.

421
00:20:10,197 --> 00:20:12,508
I have no feelings for you whatsoever.

422
00:20:12,533 --> 00:20:15,700
I am not aching for you in any way.

423
00:20:15,725 --> 00:20:17,023
Oh, Christy.

424
00:20:17,048 --> 00:20:19,687
Teach me how to pretend like you.

425
00:20:19,711 --> 00:20:24,711
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