1 00:00:00,031 --> 00:00:02,583 Miss Rice-Davies has lied, Miss Keeler has lied. 2 00:00:02,585 --> 00:00:03,589 If we're to believe you, 3 00:00:03,591 --> 00:00:08,223 every single person in this case has lied, except for you. 4 00:00:08,225 --> 00:00:11,383 - You're nothing but a common prostitute! - I am not a prostitute! 5 00:00:11,385 --> 00:00:12,869 No-one else was with you? 6 00:00:12,894 --> 00:00:15,183 - No, that's right. - That's a lie. 7 00:00:15,185 --> 00:00:18,183 If Christine's on tape saying she lied in court about Gordon... 8 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:20,383 I've listened to it. She says she lied in court. 9 00:00:20,385 --> 00:00:22,703 And what about my list of character witnesses? 10 00:00:22,705 --> 00:00:24,023 Has Lord Astor sent word? 11 00:00:24,025 --> 00:00:28,185 He has been left, quite tellingly, to face the music alone. 12 00:00:29,905 --> 00:00:31,865 Entirely alone. 13 00:00:41,705 --> 00:00:43,945 Life is for living, each and every day. 14 00:00:46,385 --> 00:00:48,745 That's what Stephen always taught me. 15 00:00:50,185 --> 00:00:52,463 Just don't hurt anyone else while you're at it. 16 00:00:52,465 --> 00:00:54,105 Was it an overdose? 17 00:00:55,225 --> 00:00:57,025 How bad is he? 18 00:00:59,265 --> 00:01:00,703 Is he breathing? 19 00:01:00,705 --> 00:01:02,343 Action. 20 00:01:02,345 --> 00:01:04,705 And always make sure to look your very best. 21 00:01:07,745 --> 00:01:09,025 Hello? 22 00:01:10,785 --> 00:01:12,825 Oh, that IS bad news. 23 00:01:14,425 --> 00:01:16,105 Get away! 24 00:01:19,225 --> 00:01:21,583 It's open. Come on, let's go inside. 25 00:01:21,585 --> 00:01:23,265 Oh, that is... 26 00:01:25,505 --> 00:01:27,265 That IS bad news. 27 00:01:29,305 --> 00:01:30,943 I'm sorry. 28 00:01:30,945 --> 00:01:32,263 Cut. 29 00:01:32,265 --> 00:01:34,185 Image is everything, little baby. 30 00:01:39,825 --> 00:01:41,425 It's Stephen Ward. 31 00:01:43,545 --> 00:01:45,345 He's taken an overdose. 32 00:01:47,025 --> 00:01:49,105 Words to live by, eh? 33 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:21,700 *CREDITS* 34 00:02:22,785 --> 00:02:24,903 - I was talking to a solicitor at this party, - _ 35 00:02:24,905 --> 00:02:27,943 and he was amazed the judge hasn't stopped Stephen's trial. 36 00:02:27,945 --> 00:02:29,823 I said, "There's a surprise." 37 00:02:29,825 --> 00:02:32,703 It's been a stitch-up from start to finish. 38 00:02:32,705 --> 00:02:34,429 Why should it be any different now 39 00:02:34,454 --> 00:02:36,103 Stephen's hanging on by a thread? 40 00:02:36,105 --> 00:02:39,423 They only just got to him in time. I heard he was covered in vomit. 41 00:02:39,425 --> 00:02:42,305 - Christ, Mandy! - I'm only telling you what people are saying. 42 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:45,705 What's wrong? I feel sick. 43 00:02:46,745 --> 00:02:49,105 Again? You're not up the duff, are you? 44 00:02:57,065 --> 00:02:59,865 They're saying Stephen left notes. 45 00:03:01,745 --> 00:03:03,585 A whole pile of them. 46 00:03:07,585 --> 00:03:09,505 Well, you won't be getting one. 47 00:03:11,785 --> 00:03:13,225 You think you will? 48 00:03:47,505 --> 00:03:49,505 Will the foreman please stand? 49 00:03:51,505 --> 00:03:54,503 Members of the jury, are you agreed upon your verdict 50 00:03:54,505 --> 00:03:57,785 in the case of Regina against Stephen Thomas Ward? 51 00:03:58,825 --> 00:04:00,185 We are. 52 00:04:01,185 --> 00:04:03,543 How say you on the count of procuring a girl 53 00:04:03,545 --> 00:04:05,865 under the age of 21 for sexual intercourse? 54 00:04:07,305 --> 00:04:08,665 Not guilty. 55 00:04:09,905 --> 00:04:13,383 On the second count of procuring a girl under the age of 21 56 00:04:13,385 --> 00:04:15,583 for sexual intercourse? 57 00:04:15,585 --> 00:04:16,905 Not guilty. 58 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:21,023 How say you on the count of living on the immoral earnings 59 00:04:21,025 --> 00:04:22,663 of Vickie Barrett? 60 00:04:22,665 --> 00:04:24,065 Not guilty. 61 00:04:27,665 --> 00:04:31,785 On count two, living on the immoral earnings of Marilyn Rice-Davies? 62 00:04:33,785 --> 00:04:35,143 Guilty. 63 00:04:35,145 --> 00:04:36,865 That's ridiculous! 64 00:04:38,425 --> 00:04:40,383 How say you on count one, 65 00:04:40,385 --> 00:04:43,745 living on the immoral earnings of Christine Keeler? 66 00:04:45,265 --> 00:04:46,625 Guilty. 67 00:04:50,305 --> 00:04:52,343 His Honour will delay sentencing 68 00:04:52,345 --> 00:04:55,145 until Dr Ward is fit to return to court. 69 00:04:56,625 --> 00:04:59,585 The verdict will be conveyed to Dr Ward in hospital. 70 00:05:31,105 --> 00:05:33,183 Bunch of hypocrites, the lot of them! 71 00:05:33,185 --> 00:05:35,583 You can't let it get to you like this, Chris. 72 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:37,570 If you act like everything's your fault, 73 00:05:37,595 --> 00:05:39,023 people treat you like it is. 74 00:05:39,025 --> 00:05:40,783 They can call me whatever they like 75 00:05:40,785 --> 00:05:43,383 as long as they don't call me pigeon pie and eat me up. 76 00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:46,103 My nanna used to say that. It's like sticks and stones. 77 00:05:46,105 --> 00:05:48,063 Sticks and stones may hurt my bones... 78 00:05:48,065 --> 00:05:50,463 For the love of God, can't you just shut that gob of yours 79 00:05:50,465 --> 00:05:52,065 for one bloody minute?! 80 00:05:59,265 --> 00:06:02,343 Let's face it. If they get a picture of you visiting Stephen, 81 00:06:02,345 --> 00:06:04,104 they'll slap it on every front page 82 00:06:04,129 --> 00:06:05,863 without you getting a penny for it. 83 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,985 Not everything is about money, Mandy. 84 00:06:21,825 --> 00:06:23,985 See? Crawling with them. 85 00:06:33,665 --> 00:06:35,585 Maybe I'll come back tomorrow. 86 00:06:39,545 --> 00:06:42,983 - What are you doing later? - It's already later. 87 00:06:42,985 --> 00:06:44,985 I mean after the club shuts? 88 00:06:46,225 --> 00:06:48,023 Having fun. 89 00:06:48,025 --> 00:06:49,665 Hmm! Splendid! 90 00:06:52,105 --> 00:06:53,505 And you? 91 00:07:07,825 --> 00:07:11,183 Mr Profumo, what if your wife finds us? 92 00:07:11,185 --> 00:07:12,703 She's a famous actress. 93 00:07:12,705 --> 00:07:14,505 Such a famous actress. 94 00:07:16,145 --> 00:07:19,383 Mr Profumo, what if your wife finds us? She's such a... 95 00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:30,945 Westminster, four, two, five, seven, nine. Christine speaking. 96 00:07:34,105 --> 00:07:35,625 You're joking. 97 00:07:37,265 --> 00:07:38,985 Can they even do that? 98 00:07:39,945 --> 00:07:41,425 OK, then. 99 00:07:43,025 --> 00:07:46,025 Well, what do you expect me to say about it? Bye. 100 00:07:49,305 --> 00:07:50,545 Well... 101 00:07:51,785 --> 00:07:54,903 at least I don't have to kill myself learning all this guff! 102 00:07:54,905 --> 00:07:57,343 Equity are refusing to give me a card. 103 00:07:57,345 --> 00:07:59,903 I'm not even allowed to play myself now. 104 00:07:59,905 --> 00:08:02,263 Why? It's the actors' union. 105 00:08:02,265 --> 00:08:04,863 They won't let you do a film without an Equity card. 106 00:08:04,865 --> 00:08:07,343 Something about me dragging down the industry. 107 00:08:07,345 --> 00:08:09,543 You were meant to be getting a fortune for that! 108 00:08:11,185 --> 00:08:13,823 I mean, most of goes in tax, obviously. It's ridiculous, 109 00:08:13,825 --> 00:08:15,943 I'm seriously thinking about moving abroad. 110 00:08:15,945 --> 00:08:18,185 Westminster, four, two, five, seven, nine. 111 00:08:29,265 --> 00:08:31,223 Oh, my... 112 00:08:31,225 --> 00:08:32,585 It's not Stephen? 113 00:08:35,145 --> 00:08:36,585 Chris? 114 00:08:42,865 --> 00:08:44,385 No. No. 115 00:09:05,585 --> 00:09:08,063 To the BBC Studio, the news. 116 00:09:08,065 --> 00:09:11,903 It has been announced that Dr Stephen Ward has died. 117 00:09:11,905 --> 00:09:16,063 The osteopath and artist had been taken into hospital in London, 118 00:09:16,065 --> 00:09:18,383 following an overdose of barbiturates 119 00:09:18,385 --> 00:09:20,703 during his trial at the Old Bailey. 120 00:09:20,705 --> 00:09:23,223 He was found guilty on vice charges 121 00:09:23,225 --> 00:09:27,703 pertaining to Christine Keeler and Marilyn Rice-Davies. 122 00:09:27,705 --> 00:09:29,383 Viscount Astor has made this statement. 123 00:09:29,385 --> 00:09:30,825 Leave it. 124 00:09:32,985 --> 00:09:36,463 Stephen Ward possessed remarkable gifts of healing 125 00:09:36,465 --> 00:09:40,305 which he exercised skilfully, conscientiously... 126 00:09:42,425 --> 00:09:44,025 and generously. 127 00:09:50,065 --> 00:09:52,025 He was guilty, you know. 128 00:09:54,185 --> 00:09:56,105 The fellow was guilty. 129 00:10:03,465 --> 00:10:05,903 Those of us who were fortunate enough 130 00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:07,905 to have been treated by him... 131 00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:12,345 will remember Stephen with great gratitude. 132 00:10:30,625 --> 00:10:32,865 Left your guide dog at home, have you? 133 00:10:35,505 --> 00:10:36,943 Ron? 134 00:10:36,945 --> 00:10:39,785 - Ron, gin and orange, by the look of it. - No, thanks. 135 00:10:40,865 --> 00:10:44,863 Go on, make an old fella happy. 136 00:10:44,865 --> 00:10:48,863 - Why don't you just piss off? - Jesus, all right. 137 00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:50,265 Just being friendly. 138 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:54,745 You on the rag or something, love? 139 00:10:55,985 --> 00:10:57,703 I am, actually. 140 00:10:57,705 --> 00:11:00,223 Bleeding like a pig in a slaughterhouse. 141 00:11:00,225 --> 00:11:02,519 Can't change my sanitary towel fast enough. 142 00:11:02,544 --> 00:11:03,823 Soaks straight through. 143 00:11:03,825 --> 00:11:06,745 Puts me right off it, having such a heavy flow. 144 00:11:20,865 --> 00:11:22,545 I can tell you like to have fun. 145 00:11:23,705 --> 00:11:25,705 We have a future, you and I. 146 00:11:27,025 --> 00:11:29,543 Does spinning that line actually get you laid? 147 00:11:29,545 --> 00:11:31,065 All the time. 148 00:11:36,025 --> 00:11:37,665 May I? 149 00:12:00,865 --> 00:12:02,625 A bit too much fun. 150 00:12:04,665 --> 00:12:06,745 I got fined two bob for those. 151 00:12:07,705 --> 00:12:09,905 Gentlemen don't pay to see bruises. 152 00:12:11,745 --> 00:12:13,105 Well, quite. 153 00:12:20,105 --> 00:12:24,625 You mark my words, Ron, we've only been told half the story. 154 00:12:25,825 --> 00:12:27,783 You can see it in the eyes. 155 00:12:27,785 --> 00:12:29,705 He's a ruddy pervert. 156 00:12:30,825 --> 00:12:32,703 It's all going to come out now. 157 00:12:32,705 --> 00:12:35,943 He was supplying prostitutes to half the Cabinet, 158 00:12:35,945 --> 00:12:38,225 and most of the House of Lords. 159 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:42,983 He wasn't even a real doctor. Stop talking shit about him! 160 00:12:42,985 --> 00:12:45,063 Stupid cow! 161 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,425 You idiot! 162 00:12:49,105 --> 00:12:50,825 You don't know anything about it! 163 00:12:52,545 --> 00:12:54,343 That's enough now! Come on! 164 00:12:54,345 --> 00:12:56,025 Get off me! 165 00:12:58,105 --> 00:12:59,625 Get off! 166 00:13:11,065 --> 00:13:12,663 The funeral... 167 00:13:12,665 --> 00:13:16,105 The doctor's told you, Chris. You need to rest. 168 00:13:18,745 --> 00:13:20,465 I'll show you out. 169 00:13:22,225 --> 00:13:24,225 Life has to go on, Christine. 170 00:13:26,585 --> 00:13:28,943 The last thing Stephen would have wanted 171 00:13:28,945 --> 00:13:30,903 is for you to carry on like this. 172 00:13:30,905 --> 00:13:33,823 You know he couldn't have cared less about the funeral. 173 00:13:33,825 --> 00:13:35,825 Tomorrow is another day. 174 00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:40,545 Life is good, little baby. 175 00:14:09,145 --> 00:14:11,783 I appreciate that you are all asking 176 00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:16,703 for some personal comment from my wife and I 177 00:14:16,705 --> 00:14:20,185 on the occasion of the funeral of Dr Ward. 178 00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:26,625 We have no comment to make. 179 00:14:30,305 --> 00:14:34,023 I would, however, like to take this opportunity to express once more 180 00:14:34,025 --> 00:14:37,785 my profound remorse for the circumstances of my resignation. 181 00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:42,623 Beyond that, neither I nor my wife have anything further to say. 182 00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:44,943 We ask now to be left in peace, 183 00:14:44,945 --> 00:14:50,583 so that we may continue our lives as private individuals. 184 00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:52,065 Thank you. 185 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:59,900 _ 186 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,065 Stuffy in here. 187 00:15:15,905 --> 00:15:17,945 We need to open some windows. 188 00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:30,185 Thought you were supposed to be taking it easy. 189 00:15:32,225 --> 00:15:34,225 Just seeing how much I've got. 190 00:15:35,745 --> 00:15:37,263 Cash. 191 00:15:37,265 --> 00:15:39,503 Will you count it for me, doll? 192 00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:42,743 - You need a bank account. - Oh, go on, count. 193 00:15:42,745 --> 00:15:46,105 You might as well take the rent and all, while you're at it. 194 00:15:54,185 --> 00:15:55,625 Fresh start. 195 00:16:02,745 --> 00:16:05,823 - Oh, come on, Chrissie. - Sorry! Sorry! 196 00:16:05,825 --> 00:16:08,623 You've kept this gentleman waiting for nearly an hour. 197 00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:11,225 Look, I've got it. The, erm... The deposit. 198 00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:16,103 Oh, where's the rest of it? We told them you could pay full, in cash. 199 00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:18,263 No, it's fine. I've got it at home. 200 00:16:18,265 --> 00:16:20,785 I just... I didn't want to get robbed, is all. 201 00:16:22,025 --> 00:16:23,383 Good girl. 202 00:16:23,385 --> 00:16:26,785 Wouldn't have killed you to run a brush through your hair, would it? 203 00:16:30,065 --> 00:16:32,223 Dream come true, eh? 204 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:35,505 I always promised you one day I'd buy you a house. 205 00:16:36,585 --> 00:16:39,305 And you didn't believe me, did you Ted? 206 00:16:41,785 --> 00:16:43,383 Fresh start. 207 00:16:43,385 --> 00:16:45,623 For all of us. 208 00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:46,985 Yeah. 209 00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:57,023 Don't say you gave the papers this address, did you, love? 210 00:16:57,025 --> 00:16:58,863 Course not. Just ignore them. 211 00:16:58,865 --> 00:17:01,345 Say "no comment," and they'll get bored in the end. 212 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,865 Wait there. 213 00:17:08,905 --> 00:17:10,423 Mr Burrows. 214 00:17:10,425 --> 00:17:13,105 Mum thought you were a reporter. 215 00:17:14,105 --> 00:17:15,743 Christine Margaret Keeler, 216 00:17:15,745 --> 00:17:18,103 I'm arresting you on charges pertaining to perjury, 217 00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:20,703 conspiracy, and attempting to obstruct the course of justice. 218 00:17:20,705 --> 00:17:23,063 You what?! You don't need to say anything at this time, 219 00:17:23,065 --> 00:17:25,783 but what you do say may be used in evidence against you. 220 00:17:25,785 --> 00:17:27,463 Oh, my God! 221 00:17:27,465 --> 00:17:30,585 Christine! What have you done now?! 222 00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:37,303 It's nothing to do with me, Christine. 223 00:17:37,305 --> 00:17:38,701 The DPP sent for the file when 224 00:17:38,726 --> 00:17:40,423 Lucky Gordon's appeal went through. 225 00:17:40,425 --> 00:17:42,263 The judge even said at Stephen's trial, 226 00:17:42,265 --> 00:17:45,063 he made an actual point of saying I could have told the truth! 227 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,863 Yeah, well, you didn't, did you? 228 00:17:46,865 --> 00:17:48,823 And they've got you saying as much on tape. 229 00:17:48,825 --> 00:17:50,303 - So what? - You knew about that... 230 00:17:50,305 --> 00:17:52,783 That's without Fenton and Comacchio turning up! 231 00:17:52,785 --> 00:17:55,095 And Paula's brother, who's come forward to say it was him 232 00:17:55,096 --> 00:17:57,206 that gave you the black eye, not Lucky. 233 00:17:57,207 --> 00:18:00,325 Well, what about you lot? If I've committed perjury or obstruction 234 00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:03,265 or whatever you're calling it, you went along with it! 235 00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:08,623 That's enough of that. 236 00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:11,225 You be very careful what you say in here, Christine. 237 00:18:23,025 --> 00:18:25,903 As I was saying, the Director of Public Prosecutions 238 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:28,143 has decided there's a case to answer. 239 00:18:28,145 --> 00:18:31,665 Should have shagged him instead of Profumo. Not too late, is it? 240 00:18:32,985 --> 00:18:34,625 We'll find you a solicitor. 241 00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:39,223 Where's your mate? Inspector Herbert? 242 00:18:39,225 --> 00:18:41,703 He'd love this, he's always had it in for me. 243 00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:44,265 Superintendent Herbert. He's been promoted. 244 00:18:45,865 --> 00:18:47,825 Of course he bloody has! 245 00:18:52,225 --> 00:18:54,343 I've got the charges here as follows. 246 00:18:54,345 --> 00:18:57,063 Two counts of conspiracy to obstruct justice, 247 00:18:57,065 --> 00:18:59,863 one count of perjury, one count of conspiracy... 248 00:18:59,865 --> 00:19:01,705 They want to get me, don't they? 249 00:19:03,865 --> 00:19:05,305 They got Stephen... 250 00:19:06,745 --> 00:19:08,305 and I'm next. 251 00:19:09,745 --> 00:19:11,139 Mandy, can we get a quick word? 252 00:19:11,164 --> 00:19:12,623 What are you up to next, Mandy? 253 00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:15,943 I'm in discussions about some very exciting international projects. 254 00:19:15,945 --> 00:19:18,703 - Watch this space! - What about Christine's arrest, Mandy? 255 00:19:18,705 --> 00:19:20,554 Christine knows I'm thinking of her. 256 00:19:20,579 --> 00:19:22,103 I'm sure she'll be given bail. 257 00:19:22,105 --> 00:19:25,223 Is she guilty? I don't know about the legal details. 258 00:19:25,225 --> 00:19:27,263 Sorry, gents, I'm off to the airport! 259 00:19:31,865 --> 00:19:35,223 This court finds there is a case to answer on all charges. 260 00:19:35,225 --> 00:19:38,545 The trial date is set for the 6th of December. 261 00:19:44,905 --> 00:19:47,985 - Christine? - Chrissie? Christine? 262 00:19:49,505 --> 00:19:50,945 Christine! 263 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,400 _ 264 00:19:57,705 --> 00:20:00,785 We appear to be yesterday's news at last. 265 00:20:03,065 --> 00:20:04,823 The coast is completely clear. 266 00:20:04,825 --> 00:20:07,025 I imagine the press are all elsewhere. 267 00:20:09,745 --> 00:20:12,345 It does seem a bit harsh the girl's facing prison. 268 00:20:14,745 --> 00:20:18,023 I mean it. Or are we endlessly to blame women 269 00:20:18,025 --> 00:20:20,145 for the weaknesses and wickedness of men? 270 00:20:21,665 --> 00:20:23,303 Well... 271 00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,623 we are weak. 272 00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:26,465 It's useless denying it. 273 00:20:27,585 --> 00:20:29,785 Ever since Eve tempted Adam. 274 00:20:32,185 --> 00:20:35,303 You could argue, you know, you have all the power. 275 00:20:35,305 --> 00:20:36,945 You could, but we don't. 276 00:20:38,345 --> 00:20:41,863 We have what you call power for a fraction of our lives, 277 00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:43,463 in one tiny sphere, 278 00:20:43,465 --> 00:20:45,222 and apparently only men are allowed 279 00:20:45,247 --> 00:20:46,783 to decide how that's conferred, 280 00:20:46,785 --> 00:20:51,143 because the real power, authority, status, money, lies with you. 281 00:20:51,145 --> 00:20:54,263 Come on Val, are you really saying you never flirted to get a part 282 00:20:54,265 --> 00:20:55,743 when you were younger? 283 00:20:55,745 --> 00:20:59,265 Flirted?! I was 15 when I went on the stage. 284 00:21:01,025 --> 00:21:03,065 You have no idea, really. 285 00:21:04,265 --> 00:21:07,785 Being a teenage girl is like being invited to a glorious picnic... 286 00:21:09,145 --> 00:21:11,583 then you discover you're one of the sandwiches. 287 00:21:11,585 --> 00:21:13,745 That poor girl never had a chance. 288 00:21:15,425 --> 00:21:19,263 God! Respectable women aren't meant to enjoy sex, 289 00:21:19,265 --> 00:21:21,223 but men are willing to pay prostitutes 290 00:21:21,225 --> 00:21:23,463 to pretend to enjoy it for money. 291 00:21:23,465 --> 00:21:25,705 Well, perhaps she did enjoy it. 292 00:21:31,825 --> 00:21:33,305 Perhaps she did. 293 00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:36,743 Whether we do or we don't, 294 00:21:36,745 --> 00:21:39,023 you still have the nerve to call it degradation. 295 00:21:39,025 --> 00:21:40,300 do nothing of the sort. 296 00:21:40,325 --> 00:21:43,183 The press, then. The courts. Your colleagues. 297 00:21:43,185 --> 00:21:46,943 Do you think I don't look at beautiful men and want them, Jack? 298 00:21:46,945 --> 00:21:49,223 Young men? 299 00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:51,863 But to pay a young man to pretend to desire me, 300 00:21:51,865 --> 00:21:54,023 that WOULD be degradation. 301 00:21:54,025 --> 00:21:56,863 Surely the only currency for sex, real sex, 302 00:21:56,865 --> 00:21:59,423 is genuine desire, on both sides. 303 00:21:59,425 --> 00:22:01,105 Skin for skin. Body for body. 304 00:22:02,305 --> 00:22:04,823 Otherwise, you're just using another human being 305 00:22:04,825 --> 00:22:06,423 as a sort of handkerchief. 306 00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:10,263 I've said I am sorry so very many times, and I am. Truly I am. 307 00:22:10,265 --> 00:22:12,783 But if I'm to continue to be your husband, 308 00:22:12,785 --> 00:22:14,305 I cannot be your whipping boy. 309 00:22:20,385 --> 00:22:22,425 There are things I saw in the war... 310 00:22:25,105 --> 00:22:26,705 terrible things... 311 00:22:28,505 --> 00:22:30,505 I haven't spoken about with anyone. 312 00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:34,145 And I doubt I ever will. 313 00:22:37,665 --> 00:22:39,705 But what I saw in Italy... 314 00:22:42,625 --> 00:22:44,065 Those men. 315 00:22:49,185 --> 00:22:50,865 Those young men. 316 00:22:54,865 --> 00:22:57,385 While you were worrying about your close-up... 317 00:22:59,865 --> 00:23:01,865 having doors held open for you. 318 00:23:04,305 --> 00:23:05,825 I am a man, Valerie. 319 00:23:07,625 --> 00:23:10,145 I only did what all my friends were doing. 320 00:23:12,905 --> 00:23:14,785 I just happened to get caught. 321 00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:27,500 _ 322 00:23:41,745 --> 00:23:44,905 Marvellous, thank you. We can manage the rest. 323 00:23:53,385 --> 00:23:55,743 Sorry about that. You must be rather sick of it. 324 00:23:55,745 --> 00:23:58,465 At least he's not calling me a prostitute. 325 00:24:00,025 --> 00:24:01,625 Not out loud, anyway. 326 00:24:03,225 --> 00:24:05,465 Can you get me off this, Mr Hutchinson? 327 00:24:06,785 --> 00:24:10,345 - Everyone says you're the bee's knees. - It's going to be tricky. 328 00:24:11,465 --> 00:24:14,463 The case at your bail hearing was very clear, Miss Keeler. 329 00:24:14,465 --> 00:24:16,863 Setting aside the parade of witnesses, 330 00:24:16,865 --> 00:24:19,463 the DPP has you on tape saying you lied in court. 331 00:24:19,465 --> 00:24:22,465 And this is by any standards an admission of perjury. 332 00:24:23,865 --> 00:24:25,623 So how long will I get? 333 00:24:25,625 --> 00:24:28,223 If the judge takes a dim view, two years. 334 00:24:28,225 --> 00:24:30,783 Two years in prison? I'd top myself. 335 00:24:30,785 --> 00:24:33,863 Believe me, I will do everything within my power to persuade 336 00:24:33,865 --> 00:24:37,103 the court that, after all the publicity you've received, 337 00:24:37,105 --> 00:24:40,263 the torrent of lurid articles, people selling their stories, 338 00:24:40,265 --> 00:24:43,063 you stand no chance whatsoever of a fair trial. 339 00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:46,383 I've never seen anything like it. 340 00:24:46,385 --> 00:24:47,903 So you'll get them to drop it? 341 00:24:47,905 --> 00:24:50,505 I'll do my very best, as the boy scouts say. 342 00:24:51,705 --> 00:24:54,863 Otherwise, your strongest suit is to plead guilty, 343 00:24:54,865 --> 00:24:56,983 and allow me to argue for leniency. 344 00:24:56,985 --> 00:24:59,463 I'm not standing up in court saying I'm guilty. 345 00:24:59,465 --> 00:25:01,225 - But Miss Keeler... - Christine. 346 00:25:02,585 --> 00:25:05,263 They've all lied through their teeth Mr Hutchinson, 347 00:25:05,265 --> 00:25:07,023 in court and out of it. 348 00:25:07,025 --> 00:25:09,263 Profumo, the police, Lucky Gordon. 349 00:25:09,265 --> 00:25:10,577 They all get off scot-free, 350 00:25:10,602 --> 00:25:12,423 and I'm the only one getting blamed. 351 00:25:12,425 --> 00:25:15,183 Shameless Slut Christine. If I'm guilty, so are they! 352 00:25:15,185 --> 00:25:18,503 But, you see, guilty here has a purely legal meaning. 353 00:25:18,505 --> 00:25:21,383 The police wanted to get Lucky just as much as what I did. 354 00:25:21,385 --> 00:25:23,983 Getting on my good side so they could stitch up Stephen, 355 00:25:23,985 --> 00:25:25,505 then leave me high and dry. 356 00:25:26,945 --> 00:25:29,465 I can't imagine how dreadful it's been for you... 357 00:25:30,705 --> 00:25:32,705 to be at the centre of all this. 358 00:25:44,225 --> 00:25:46,065 Not at all what I was expecting. 359 00:25:54,985 --> 00:25:56,263 Christine! 360 00:25:56,265 --> 00:25:58,823 I'm not talking to the papers, so you can do one. 361 00:25:58,825 --> 00:26:00,943 Don't you recognise me, Chrissy? 362 00:26:00,945 --> 00:26:03,143 # He's a high-falutin', rootin' tootin' 363 00:26:03,145 --> 00:26:05,065 # Son of a gun from Arizona... # 364 00:26:07,505 --> 00:26:09,625 I haven't changed that much, have I? 365 00:26:10,985 --> 00:26:12,785 Bit of snow on the thatch. 366 00:26:14,585 --> 00:26:15,865 Look at you. 367 00:26:17,785 --> 00:26:19,665 You haven't changed a bit. 368 00:26:22,385 --> 00:26:23,945 Still my little Chrissie. 369 00:26:26,865 --> 00:26:28,225 Come here. 370 00:26:40,345 --> 00:26:42,343 # When they hear the fella's gun 371 00:26:42,345 --> 00:26:45,863 # Because the western folks all know 372 00:26:45,865 --> 00:26:48,543 # He's a high-falutin', rootin', tootin' 373 00:26:48,545 --> 00:26:50,303 # Son of a gun from Arizona 374 00:26:50,305 --> 00:26:52,105 # Ragtime Cowboy 375 00:26:53,145 --> 00:26:54,983 # Talk about your cowboy 376 00:26:54,985 --> 00:26:57,545 # Ragtime Cowboy Joe. # 377 00:27:03,505 --> 00:27:05,943 Well, you might as well know. 378 00:27:05,945 --> 00:27:08,503 I haven't got as much money as what everyone thinks. 379 00:27:08,505 --> 00:27:10,065 Do I look like I need money? 380 00:27:14,145 --> 00:27:16,385 I sent letters, cards. 381 00:27:17,785 --> 00:27:19,345 Did your mum not let on? 382 00:27:20,585 --> 00:27:23,103 That's a shame. I thought she couldn't have. 383 00:27:23,105 --> 00:27:25,623 I didn't think you'd ignore me. 384 00:27:25,625 --> 00:27:28,705 You were such a soft-hearted little thing. 385 00:27:30,105 --> 00:27:31,623 Daddy's girl. 386 00:27:31,625 --> 00:27:33,223 When you were home. 387 00:27:33,225 --> 00:27:35,625 There was a war on. Do me a lemon! 388 00:27:41,665 --> 00:27:44,025 I could have bumped into you in the street. 389 00:27:45,945 --> 00:27:49,105 I used to dream about that all the time when I was little. 390 00:27:50,145 --> 00:27:52,145 You waiting for me outside school. 391 00:27:57,825 --> 00:27:59,385 It's not true, you know. 392 00:28:00,385 --> 00:28:02,265 I'm not what they're saying. 393 00:28:03,305 --> 00:28:05,143 I'm not a tart, Dad. 394 00:28:05,145 --> 00:28:07,785 Course you're not. I know you're not, love. 395 00:28:12,345 --> 00:28:16,465 It's a bit late in the day, but I came to say, I'll stand by you... 396 00:28:17,785 --> 00:28:19,745 whatever it is you've done. 397 00:28:34,345 --> 00:28:36,623 Your father? My goodness, that's quite a thing. 398 00:28:36,625 --> 00:28:39,665 Don't know much about him, except for that he buggered off. 399 00:28:41,265 --> 00:28:43,985 That's my mum, so God knows what really went on. 400 00:28:46,825 --> 00:28:49,343 You're a very good listener, Mr Hutchinson. 401 00:28:49,345 --> 00:28:51,705 And an even better talker, I assure you. 402 00:28:52,665 --> 00:28:54,305 In court, anyway. 403 00:28:55,305 --> 00:28:57,903 Any change of heart about your plea? 404 00:28:57,905 --> 00:28:59,185 No. 405 00:29:00,265 --> 00:29:01,945 Not guilty it is. 406 00:29:03,345 --> 00:29:05,585 I wonder, erm... 407 00:29:07,505 --> 00:29:08,724 do you think Stephen Ward came 408 00:29:08,749 --> 00:29:09,943 to have such a hold over you 409 00:29:09,945 --> 00:29:12,194 because he held himself up as a sort of 410 00:29:12,219 --> 00:29:13,849 substitute for your father? 411 00:29:15,025 --> 00:29:16,783 Funny sort of father. 412 00:29:16,785 --> 00:29:18,105 Well, quite. 413 00:29:19,865 --> 00:29:21,265 Coming to London... 414 00:29:22,345 --> 00:29:24,385 meeting Stephen, it was like... 415 00:29:27,265 --> 00:29:30,103 like those X-ray specs in the ads in the comics 416 00:29:30,105 --> 00:29:32,425 we used to cadge from the American GIs. 417 00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:37,985 I didn't have a clue, and then Stephen came along, and... 418 00:29:40,465 --> 00:29:42,505 I saw how the world really is. 419 00:29:46,225 --> 00:29:47,785 Pretty diabolical, really. 420 00:29:51,585 --> 00:29:53,945 But when I was with him, I always felt safe. 421 00:29:58,625 --> 00:30:01,663 Only time in my life I've ever really felt like that. 422 00:30:01,665 --> 00:30:02,945 Safe? 423 00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,345 More than what I ever did at home. 424 00:30:10,425 --> 00:30:12,983 Crowds are gathering outside The Old Bailey 425 00:30:12,985 --> 00:30:15,063 for the trial of Christine Keeler. 426 00:30:15,065 --> 00:30:18,703 The 21-year-old model has been charged with perjury 427 00:30:18,705 --> 00:30:21,863 and conspiracy to obstruct the course of justice. 428 00:30:21,865 --> 00:30:24,383 Time's ticking on, Chrissie. 429 00:30:24,385 --> 00:30:25,665 Mandy's here! 430 00:30:27,905 --> 00:30:30,025 What do you mean, "Mandy's here"? 431 00:30:34,505 --> 00:30:36,903 Thought you might like a lift to the Old Bailey. 432 00:30:36,905 --> 00:30:40,105 - Sure you've got room? - Loads! It's comfier than it looks. 433 00:30:41,545 --> 00:30:43,025 Wait, where are you going? 434 00:30:44,545 --> 00:30:46,223 If you wanted to do me a favour, 435 00:30:46,225 --> 00:30:49,183 you could have called me one single time since I was nicked, 436 00:30:49,185 --> 00:30:51,263 or even offered to stand bail for me, 437 00:30:51,265 --> 00:30:53,703 instead of selling stories about me to the papers. 438 00:30:53,705 --> 00:30:56,063 I've been abroad, haven't I? Just got back. 439 00:30:56,065 --> 00:30:58,303 Well, that's handy, isn't it? Just in time! 440 00:30:58,305 --> 00:30:59,927 Just in time so you can be there on the one day, 441 00:30:59,952 --> 00:31:01,503 the one day you know 442 00:31:01,505 --> 00:31:04,223 there's going to be hundreds of cameras waiting for me. 443 00:31:04,225 --> 00:31:06,863 That's not why I'm here. 444 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,585 I've been thinking of you, Chris. 445 00:31:09,665 --> 00:31:11,703 You can't think of anyone but yourself. 446 00:31:11,705 --> 00:31:14,505 You might have everyone else fooled, Mand... 447 00:31:16,105 --> 00:31:17,825 ..but I know you. 448 00:31:21,585 --> 00:31:23,505 What happened to you, Christine? 449 00:31:24,785 --> 00:31:27,345 Jesus! What fucking hasn't?! 450 00:31:34,465 --> 00:31:36,065 Suit yourself. 451 00:31:39,025 --> 00:31:40,903 No need to go off at Mandy like that. 452 00:31:40,905 --> 00:31:42,783 It's only the truth. 453 00:31:42,785 --> 00:31:46,385 I've had it with people taking, taking, taking. 454 00:31:47,385 --> 00:31:49,905 - Dad's right, I need to think of myself... - Dad?! 455 00:31:51,265 --> 00:31:52,943 He is my dad! 456 00:31:52,945 --> 00:31:55,503 I'll tell you this, Ted's been more of a father to you 457 00:31:55,505 --> 00:31:56,983 than that article ever has! 458 00:31:56,985 --> 00:31:58,823 You've been a right little bitch 459 00:31:58,825 --> 00:32:01,463 ever since you let him wander in and sweet-talk you. 460 00:32:01,465 --> 00:32:03,219 Bet he tells you you're wonderful, doesn't he? 461 00:32:03,244 --> 00:32:05,023 Can't live without you? 462 00:32:05,025 --> 00:32:10,023 All those years worrying, providing for you, sticking it out with Ted 463 00:32:10,025 --> 00:32:12,263 so you'd have some sort of home, 464 00:32:12,265 --> 00:32:14,125 while that wonderful father of yours 465 00:32:14,150 --> 00:32:15,783 buggered off to God knows where. 466 00:32:15,785 --> 00:32:18,863 - You'll kill me with all this. - Well, bloody die, then! 467 00:32:18,865 --> 00:32:20,903 You evil little bitch! 468 00:32:20,905 --> 00:32:22,223 Yeah. 469 00:32:22,225 --> 00:32:24,103 Yeah, that's right, Mum. 470 00:32:24,105 --> 00:32:25,625 I'm evil. 471 00:32:26,825 --> 00:32:28,663 Just like the papers say. 472 00:32:28,665 --> 00:32:32,225 I'm an evil slut who's only out for what she can get. 473 00:32:34,385 --> 00:32:36,705 That's why I bought you that house. 474 00:32:45,985 --> 00:32:47,704 I'm just warning you, that's all. 475 00:32:47,729 --> 00:32:49,423 Colin Keeler isn't what he seems. 476 00:32:49,425 --> 00:32:51,783 You want to learn the hard way, so be it. 477 00:32:51,785 --> 00:32:53,884 Well, you should keep away, then, 478 00:32:53,909 --> 00:32:55,983 if seeing him upsets you so much. 479 00:32:55,985 --> 00:32:57,385 I'll manage without you. 480 00:32:59,865 --> 00:33:01,585 I'm used to it. 481 00:33:11,505 --> 00:33:13,065 Got a new chap, Chris? 482 00:33:15,825 --> 00:33:18,423 Christine! Christine! 483 00:33:18,425 --> 00:33:20,583 Christ, there's Lucky. 484 00:33:20,585 --> 00:33:23,663 He's getting nowhere near you, and that's a promise. 485 00:33:23,665 --> 00:33:25,505 Come on, out of the way. 486 00:33:37,945 --> 00:33:40,743 So, er, just kicking off with a few legal arguments. 487 00:33:40,745 --> 00:33:42,703 All very boring. 488 00:33:42,705 --> 00:33:45,745 I'm confident we'll get the charges dropped. Sit tight. 489 00:33:51,465 --> 00:33:53,903 I'd like to make an application, m'lud, 490 00:33:53,905 --> 00:33:57,303 for a stay of proceedings on all the charges against the defendant. 491 00:33:57,305 --> 00:33:59,503 In respect of the first charge... 492 00:33:59,505 --> 00:34:01,247 You said they'd drop the whole thing. 493 00:34:01,272 --> 00:34:02,623 You said you were confident. 494 00:34:02,625 --> 00:34:04,663 Oh, I'm always confident. You have to be. 495 00:34:04,665 --> 00:34:06,343 What I'm not always is hopeful. 496 00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:09,023 And, to be honest, I wasn't, but I didn't want to burden you. 497 00:34:09,025 --> 00:34:11,423 Now, the good news is the prosecution will drop 498 00:34:11,425 --> 00:34:14,263 a conspiracy charge and one of the perjury charges, 499 00:34:14,265 --> 00:34:16,263 if you plead guilty to the other two. 500 00:34:16,265 --> 00:34:18,303 I told you, I'm not pleading guilty. 501 00:34:18,305 --> 00:34:21,263 The remaining perjury charge is just the concealment of Fenton 502 00:34:21,265 --> 00:34:23,903 and Comacchio. It's nothing to do with trying to frame Lucky. 503 00:34:23,905 --> 00:34:26,663 If you accept it, it means he can't come after you 504 00:34:26,665 --> 00:34:30,143 for malicious prosecution. According to the newspapers, he's keen. 505 00:34:30,145 --> 00:34:32,063 And with an effective plea of mitigation, 506 00:34:32,065 --> 00:34:34,463 the judge might well agree to a suspended sentence. 507 00:34:34,465 --> 00:34:37,303 It's where I put the reasons you did what you did to the court. 508 00:34:37,305 --> 00:34:39,823 The background. The background is Lucky Gordon went for me 509 00:34:39,825 --> 00:34:41,433 like he'd been doing for years. 510 00:34:41,458 --> 00:34:43,543 - Nobody says any different. - Exactly. 511 00:34:43,545 --> 00:34:47,663 Now, Christine, you more than anyone must know that justice 512 00:34:47,665 --> 00:34:49,825 has nothing to do with the truth. 513 00:34:51,065 --> 00:34:53,945 It's a game, with ridiculous rules. 514 00:34:55,265 --> 00:34:59,103 Trust me, this is your best chance of walking out of here today. 515 00:34:59,105 --> 00:35:00,585 You did lie. 516 00:35:09,785 --> 00:35:12,583 M'lud, in respect of the first two charges, 517 00:35:12,585 --> 00:35:15,223 the defendant wishes to change her plea to guilty. 518 00:35:16,545 --> 00:35:18,343 You see! I told you! 519 00:35:18,345 --> 00:35:19,983 The girl lied. 520 00:35:19,985 --> 00:35:21,425 No doubt about it! 521 00:35:22,425 --> 00:35:24,183 Shut up! 522 00:35:24,185 --> 00:35:26,225 Mr Hutchinson, you may begin. 523 00:35:28,665 --> 00:35:31,143 There can be few people in the whole of the country 524 00:35:31,145 --> 00:35:33,223 without some opinion of Christine Keeler, 525 00:35:33,225 --> 00:35:36,143 thanks to what we have learned to call... 526 00:35:36,145 --> 00:35:38,025 the Profumo Affair. 527 00:35:40,665 --> 00:35:42,385 The Keeler Affair... 528 00:35:44,185 --> 00:35:46,025 is a much less glamorous tale. 529 00:35:47,265 --> 00:35:50,503 It is the story of a girl born and raised in poverty, 530 00:35:50,505 --> 00:35:53,583 who lost a child while she was still a child herself, 531 00:35:53,585 --> 00:35:56,823 and who, in her short period of scarcely adult life, 532 00:35:56,825 --> 00:35:59,983 became the plaything of assorted men. 533 00:35:59,985 --> 00:36:02,863 It is the story of abuse 534 00:36:02,865 --> 00:36:05,703 at the hands of Aloysius Gordon, 535 00:36:05,705 --> 00:36:08,983 who would not let her live a life independent of his desire 536 00:36:08,985 --> 00:36:11,783 to control her every waking moment. 537 00:36:11,785 --> 00:36:15,303 And it is Lucky Gordon, not John Profumo, 538 00:36:15,305 --> 00:36:18,863 Lucky Gordon and the fear he instilled in her, 539 00:36:18,865 --> 00:36:21,223 who has filled most of Christine Keeler's thoughts 540 00:36:21,225 --> 00:36:22,665 over the last two years. 541 00:36:24,225 --> 00:36:25,983 This... 542 00:36:25,985 --> 00:36:27,305 girl... 543 00:36:28,785 --> 00:36:31,143 has been condemned on all sides, 544 00:36:31,145 --> 00:36:33,423 held accountable for the downfall of a great minister. 545 00:36:33,425 --> 00:36:37,263 No-one seems to have taken into account that Christine Keeler 546 00:36:37,265 --> 00:36:39,663 has barely left childhood. 547 00:36:39,665 --> 00:36:43,263 Any wrong she has done pales into insignificance 548 00:36:43,265 --> 00:36:46,383 tallied against the many wrongs committed against her. 549 00:36:46,385 --> 00:36:51,463 And principal among these is her corruption 550 00:36:51,465 --> 00:36:53,865 at the hands of the late Stephen Ward. 551 00:36:56,625 --> 00:37:01,223 Dr Ward groomed and fashioned Miss Keeler in his image, 552 00:37:01,225 --> 00:37:05,983 as a pleaser of men in his snob world of power and privilege. 553 00:37:05,985 --> 00:37:08,303 From the age of 17... 554 00:37:08,305 --> 00:37:10,423 17... 555 00:37:10,425 --> 00:37:12,983 the defendant lived in a looking-glass world 556 00:37:12,985 --> 00:37:14,383 of Dr Ward's making. 557 00:37:14,385 --> 00:37:17,863 From the only man she could look to for guidance, 558 00:37:17,865 --> 00:37:20,865 the only man with whom she felt... 559 00:37:21,945 --> 00:37:26,823 truly safe, Christine certainly derived no sense of morality. 560 00:37:26,825 --> 00:37:30,663 Dr Ward was, on his own account, a man entirely without morals. 561 00:37:30,665 --> 00:37:34,023 It is, then, scarcely surprising that this young girl came to 562 00:37:34,025 --> 00:37:36,903 believe that she could manipulate people and events, 563 00:37:36,905 --> 00:37:38,717 indeed, in the case of Lucky Gordon, 564 00:37:38,742 --> 00:37:40,383 the law itself, for her own ends, 565 00:37:40,385 --> 00:37:43,823 but not out of arrogance or evil, 566 00:37:43,825 --> 00:37:46,263 but out of desperation, 567 00:37:46,265 --> 00:37:47,663 and even innocence. 568 00:37:47,665 --> 00:37:49,383 Yes... 569 00:37:49,385 --> 00:37:50,505 innocence. 570 00:37:52,105 --> 00:37:54,025 Miss Keeler may look like a siren. 571 00:37:55,425 --> 00:37:57,623 She is not. 572 00:37:57,625 --> 00:38:00,743 She is experienced in matters of sex, 573 00:38:00,745 --> 00:38:03,183 but about most other aspects of life, 574 00:38:03,185 --> 00:38:05,545 she remains exceptionally naive. 575 00:38:07,705 --> 00:38:09,663 Now... 576 00:38:09,665 --> 00:38:12,023 Ward is dead, 577 00:38:12,025 --> 00:38:13,545 Profumo disgraced. 578 00:38:15,385 --> 00:38:19,103 And I know Your Lordship will resist the temptation 579 00:38:19,105 --> 00:38:22,825 of what I might call society's pound of flesh. 580 00:38:25,425 --> 00:38:28,705 Let no-one judge Christine Keeler too harshly. 581 00:38:29,905 --> 00:38:31,703 Since her tenderest years, 582 00:38:31,705 --> 00:38:34,705 she has been enmeshed in a net of wickedness. 583 00:38:41,105 --> 00:38:42,145 So much confusion. 584 00:38:45,305 --> 00:38:46,743 I think the verdict's coming up. 585 00:38:46,745 --> 00:38:48,505 Would the defendant please rise? 586 00:38:53,985 --> 00:38:57,783 Miss Keeler, I accept that, at the time 587 00:38:57,785 --> 00:39:02,303 you committed these offences, you were under a great deal of pressure. 588 00:39:02,305 --> 00:39:05,783 But it is necessary to remember that the object of justice 589 00:39:05,785 --> 00:39:08,065 is to arrive at the truth. 590 00:39:09,945 --> 00:39:12,903 If I were to pass this matter over entirely, 591 00:39:12,905 --> 00:39:16,183 it would give licence to some new kind of oath, 592 00:39:16,185 --> 00:39:19,503 under which a witness would swear to tell the truth, 593 00:39:19,505 --> 00:39:22,945 and that part of the truth they felt convenient. 594 00:39:25,705 --> 00:39:30,343 I sentence you to a term of nine months at Her Majesty's pleasure. 595 00:39:33,465 --> 00:39:35,105 Thank you, Your Honour. 596 00:39:47,505 --> 00:39:50,583 My dear, I did my best. 597 00:39:50,585 --> 00:39:52,703 With good behaviour, you'll be out in six months. 598 00:39:52,705 --> 00:39:54,983 Why did you have to go on about Stephen like that? 599 00:39:54,985 --> 00:39:56,943 I never said to do that! 600 00:39:56,945 --> 00:39:58,705 I trusted you! 601 00:40:08,905 --> 00:40:10,105 Look straight ahead. 602 00:40:17,025 --> 00:40:18,825 Turn to the left. 603 00:40:30,745 --> 00:40:33,103 We're taking bets, Chrissie. 604 00:40:33,105 --> 00:40:34,623 Whose was bigger, Profumo or Ward? 605 00:40:34,625 --> 00:40:37,903 Nah, she likes a bit of the old black magic, don't you, darlin'? 606 00:40:37,905 --> 00:40:40,583 Don't forget the Russian! Mucky little cow. 607 00:40:40,585 --> 00:40:43,023 Your snatch must have had more foreign dicks in it 608 00:40:43,025 --> 00:40:44,825 than the United Nations! 609 00:40:46,545 --> 00:40:49,105 Your letter came at the right time. 610 00:40:49,106 --> 00:40:50,425 _ 611 00:40:50,426 --> 00:40:52,383 - _ - I'm at a loose end, 612 00:40:52,385 --> 00:40:54,863 as you probably know already. 613 00:40:54,865 --> 00:40:56,956 I assume that, as a charity, 614 00:40:56,981 --> 00:40:59,943 you're always looking to raise funds, 615 00:40:59,945 --> 00:41:02,131 but I should tell you that none of 616 00:41:02,156 --> 00:41:03,943 the names in my contact book 617 00:41:03,945 --> 00:41:06,865 are answering my telephone calls at present. 618 00:41:11,065 --> 00:41:13,543 One can't blame them for that. 619 00:41:13,545 --> 00:41:14,703 Not at all. 620 00:41:14,705 --> 00:41:17,023 But I'm a doer, you see. 621 00:41:17,025 --> 00:41:18,743 I need to be useful. 622 00:41:18,745 --> 00:41:20,025 So, um... 623 00:41:21,865 --> 00:41:23,265 put me to use. 624 00:41:40,145 --> 00:41:41,585 Sorry. 625 00:41:43,585 --> 00:41:44,785 Clumsy me. 626 00:42:09,625 --> 00:42:10,865 Posh git! 627 00:42:23,585 --> 00:42:25,385 Just wave when you want me to start. 628 00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:30,303 You can tell me if I'm out of tune, I don't mind. 629 00:42:34,465 --> 00:42:38,343 # You don't drive a big fast car 630 00:42:38,345 --> 00:42:41,583 # You don't look like a movie star 631 00:42:41,585 --> 00:42:44,903 # And on your money, we won't get far 632 00:42:44,905 --> 00:42:47,665 # You got what it takes for me... # 633 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,000 _ 634 00:43:06,300 --> 00:43:08,000 _ 635 00:43:16,265 --> 00:43:17,423 Morning, Bill. 636 00:43:17,425 --> 00:43:19,703 Morning, John. 637 00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:33,783 Happy New Year. 638 00:43:48,965 --> 00:43:51,523 _ 639 00:44:06,705 --> 00:44:09,143 Mandy's record's doing well. 640 00:44:09,145 --> 00:44:10,943 It's in all the shops. 641 00:44:10,945 --> 00:44:12,185 Can she even sing? 642 00:44:13,505 --> 00:44:15,663 Don't matter nowadays, does it? 643 00:44:15,665 --> 00:44:17,745 You could make a record, when you're out. 644 00:44:21,425 --> 00:44:23,383 She says she'd like to come and see you. 645 00:44:23,385 --> 00:44:24,425 I bet. 646 00:44:25,625 --> 00:44:28,465 "Christine's Prison Hell," by Mandy. No, thanks. 647 00:44:33,545 --> 00:44:35,823 I don't blame her, Mum. 648 00:44:35,825 --> 00:44:38,383 I don't. 649 00:44:38,385 --> 00:44:39,783 She's a laugh. 650 00:44:39,785 --> 00:44:42,143 People like that. 651 00:44:42,145 --> 00:44:44,705 She doesn't rub everyone up the wrong way, like I do. 652 00:44:46,465 --> 00:44:48,025 You're not yourself. 653 00:44:49,345 --> 00:44:52,063 I am myself. 654 00:44:52,065 --> 00:44:53,625 Isn't that always the trouble? 655 00:44:58,985 --> 00:45:00,225 Sorry. 656 00:45:02,345 --> 00:45:04,545 There's too much time to think in here. 657 00:45:06,465 --> 00:45:07,865 Did they tell you? 658 00:45:08,865 --> 00:45:11,223 The governor's arranging to change my release day 659 00:45:11,225 --> 00:45:13,383 so the papers can't get to me. 660 00:45:13,385 --> 00:45:14,823 Or the nutters. 661 00:45:14,825 --> 00:45:15,985 Yeah, they said. 662 00:45:19,065 --> 00:45:22,385 You'll be there, won't you, Mum? 663 00:45:39,385 --> 00:45:40,985 Toynbee Hall, Ma'am. 664 00:45:51,785 --> 00:45:54,010 - Roy, do you take sugar? - Yes, please. 665 00:45:54,035 --> 00:45:55,689 - How many? - Two, please. 666 00:45:57,345 --> 00:45:59,383 - Thank you. Thank you, that's very kind. 667 00:45:59,385 --> 00:46:00,665 Thank you. Oh, excuse me. 668 00:46:09,305 --> 00:46:11,703 I thought I could take you for lunch. 669 00:46:11,705 --> 00:46:12,865 Oh! 670 00:46:17,585 --> 00:46:19,385 What a delightful surprise. 671 00:46:20,985 --> 00:46:23,505 My wife is taking me for lunch, Sue! 672 00:46:25,385 --> 00:46:27,183 I hope I haven't spoiled your plans. 673 00:46:27,185 --> 00:46:28,543 No, no, not at all. 674 00:46:28,545 --> 00:46:30,263 I dread Wednesdays. 675 00:46:30,265 --> 00:46:31,623 Rissoles. 676 00:46:33,305 --> 00:46:34,823 Is Sue your secretary? 677 00:46:34,825 --> 00:46:36,903 Oh, good Lord, no. 678 00:46:36,905 --> 00:46:38,145 I'm not that important. 679 00:46:42,025 --> 00:46:43,705 Back to your cells now, ladies. 680 00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,600 _ 681 00:47:11,825 --> 00:47:14,823 They reckon they'll call an election soon. 682 00:47:14,825 --> 00:47:16,943 No chance the Tories will win after all of this. 683 00:47:16,945 --> 00:47:18,505 I wouldn't vote for 'em! 684 00:47:28,345 --> 00:47:29,625 Not too long now, eh? 685 00:47:31,105 --> 00:47:32,903 You're doing smashing, poppet. 686 00:47:32,905 --> 00:47:35,253 You'll see. When you're out of here, 687 00:47:35,278 --> 00:47:36,903 the world is your oyster. 688 00:47:36,905 --> 00:47:38,265 I detest oysters. 689 00:47:40,305 --> 00:47:43,183 Supposed to make you feel sexy, but they taste like snot. 690 00:47:43,185 --> 00:47:44,465 Steady on. 691 00:47:50,025 --> 00:47:51,425 Why'd you do it? 692 00:47:52,665 --> 00:47:54,783 Why did you have to talk to the papers? 693 00:47:54,785 --> 00:47:57,225 I didn't! I mean, not like that. 694 00:47:58,465 --> 00:48:00,903 Business has dried up a bit lately, but that's not why. 695 00:48:00,905 --> 00:48:04,823 Just...I got chatting to this bloke in the pub about it, 696 00:48:04,825 --> 00:48:07,463 and couldn't resist mentioning you. 697 00:48:07,465 --> 00:48:09,423 Next thing I know, he's talking money. 698 00:48:09,425 --> 00:48:12,383 I didn't even know he was a reporter, Chrissie, I swear. 699 00:48:12,385 --> 00:48:14,383 Not to begin with. 700 00:48:14,385 --> 00:48:16,543 50 quid. 701 00:48:16,545 --> 00:48:17,983 100. 702 00:48:17,985 --> 00:48:20,543 I told him to do one. 703 00:48:20,545 --> 00:48:22,865 He told me he could use what I'd already said. 704 00:48:24,665 --> 00:48:26,185 I didn't even get the 50! 705 00:48:30,185 --> 00:48:32,463 If you're lying... 706 00:48:32,465 --> 00:48:34,263 if there's more to come out... 707 00:48:34,265 --> 00:48:35,585 I swear to God. 708 00:48:42,385 --> 00:48:44,223 Mum warned me. 709 00:48:45,825 --> 00:48:47,305 Said you'd let me down. 710 00:48:52,465 --> 00:48:54,105 Nobody's perfect, love. 711 00:48:58,105 --> 00:48:59,263 Chrissie... 712 00:48:59,265 --> 00:49:00,345 I just wish... 713 00:49:04,465 --> 00:49:06,505 I really wish they weren't rubbish. 714 00:49:09,345 --> 00:49:11,063 Why are men... 715 00:49:11,065 --> 00:49:13,385 so bloody rubbish? 716 00:50:09,025 --> 00:50:11,743 I think you'll like what we've done to the house. 717 00:50:11,745 --> 00:50:13,585 And there's a room ready for you... 718 00:50:18,585 --> 00:50:20,225 if that's what you want. 719 00:50:23,185 --> 00:50:24,465 What Mr Hutchinson said... 720 00:50:26,185 --> 00:50:27,863 in court, about Stephen... 721 00:50:27,865 --> 00:50:30,383 You shouldn't be letting all that prey on your mind, 722 00:50:30,385 --> 00:50:31,903 today of all days. 723 00:50:31,905 --> 00:50:33,705 But I can't stop thinking about it. 724 00:50:35,785 --> 00:50:38,465 Was it all Stephen's fault? I don't know. 725 00:50:40,705 --> 00:50:43,545 I'm as bad as everyone else who pissed on him when he was down. 726 00:50:45,385 --> 00:50:47,983 Worse still, because I knew him best. 727 00:50:49,225 --> 00:50:51,423 You should put all that behind you, now. 728 00:50:51,425 --> 00:50:52,465 Best way. 729 00:50:55,065 --> 00:50:56,545 He was a queer fish, Stephen. 730 00:50:57,905 --> 00:51:00,263 He wasn't normal. 731 00:51:00,265 --> 00:51:02,265 Maybe that's what he saw in me. 732 00:51:06,345 --> 00:51:09,345 Stephen was the only man who's never wanted anything from me. 733 00:51:11,145 --> 00:51:12,545 Not money... 734 00:51:14,265 --> 00:51:15,425 not sex. 735 00:51:19,665 --> 00:51:22,503 I can't work it out. 736 00:51:22,505 --> 00:51:24,865 Well, if you can't, who can? 737 00:51:29,665 --> 00:51:31,425 You know where we are. 738 00:52:42,785 --> 00:52:45,023 Whoo! 739 00:52:45,025 --> 00:52:47,183 No doubt about it, little baby, 740 00:52:47,185 --> 00:52:49,143 heads will turn! 741 00:52:49,145 --> 00:52:52,783 Is the West End ready for us, I ask myself? 742 00:52:52,785 --> 00:52:54,063 Right. 743 00:52:54,065 --> 00:52:55,383 Onwards. 744 00:52:55,385 --> 00:52:59,423 Oh, um, I'm not sure I like it, Stephen! 745 00:52:59,425 --> 00:53:01,063 Oh, it'll be fun, darling. 746 00:53:01,065 --> 00:53:02,823 We'll walk past Buckingham Palace, 747 00:53:02,825 --> 00:53:06,583 see if we can get the Household Cavalry to shoot their load. 748 00:53:06,585 --> 00:53:09,983 You can give a little wave to the Duke of Edinburgh, hm? 749 00:53:09,985 --> 00:53:11,425 Oh, I said... 750 00:53:12,545 --> 00:53:14,025 I don't like it. 751 00:53:21,385 --> 00:53:25,423 I'd never ask you to do anything you didn't want to do, little baby. 752 00:53:25,425 --> 00:53:27,505 You know that, hm? 753 00:53:30,025 --> 00:53:31,305 We're twins. 754 00:53:32,825 --> 00:53:35,065 - No, we're bloody not. - Ow! 755 00:53:42,265 --> 00:53:44,943 How about you take me for a walk instead? 756 00:54:29,545 --> 00:54:30,985 Christine Keeler. 757 00:54:33,265 --> 00:54:36,265 Wherever I go, I'll never be able to escape her. 758 00:54:41,545 --> 00:54:44,143 But there's the story, you know, 759 00:54:44,145 --> 00:54:45,465 and there's me. 760 00:54:47,185 --> 00:54:48,465 And they're not the same. 761 00:54:50,945 --> 00:54:52,585 They've just got the same name. 762 00:55:05,705 --> 00:55:06,945 Hold on. 763 00:55:09,985 --> 00:55:11,745 Go on, then. 764 00:55:13,225 --> 00:55:14,943 It's definitely her. 765 00:55:44,505 --> 00:55:45,823 Buy you a drink, love? 766 00:55:45,825 --> 00:55:46,943 No, thanks. 767 00:55:46,945 --> 00:55:48,145 Hey! 768 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,500 _ 769 00:56:28,524 --> 00:56:31,024 _ 770 00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:34,480 _ 771 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:38,000 _ 772 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,500 _ 773 00:56:49,501 --> 00:56:52,000 _ 774 00:56:52,024 --> 00:56:54,024 _ 775 00:56:54,048 --> 00:56:56,048 _ 776 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,000 _ 777 00:57:13,024 --> 00:57:15,024 _ 778 00:57:15,048 --> 00:57:18,948 _ 779 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,000 _ 780 00:57:23,024 --> 00:57:26,024 _ 781 00:57:26,048 --> 00:57:28,548 _ 782 00:57:28,572 --> 00:57:30,972 _ 783 00:57:30,996 --> 00:57:33,010 _ 784 00:57:34,034 --> 00:57:36,934 _ 785 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:53,000 *CREDITS*