1 00:00:09,553 --> 00:00:10,679 Jesus! 2 00:00:10,762 --> 00:00:12,303 Can't you see I'm working? 3 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:14,887 I don't got time for this shit. 4 00:00:14,970 --> 00:00:16,929 Come on. Get outta here! 5 00:00:17,011 --> 00:00:18,136 Frank! 6 00:00:18,220 --> 00:00:20,261 I just wanna make sure you're okay. 7 00:00:20,345 --> 00:00:22,303 Maybe when I get back from Puerto Rico, 8 00:00:22,387 --> 00:00:23,387 we can grab a coffee? 9 00:00:23,428 --> 00:00:25,220 I spend the winters down there. 10 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:28,053 So Debbie and I are fucking. 11 00:00:28,136 --> 00:00:29,303 You're gay? 12 00:00:29,387 --> 00:00:31,512 I hate vaginas. I just wanted to piss you off. 13 00:00:31,595 --> 00:00:32,970 Rich people are crazy. 14 00:00:33,053 --> 00:00:34,470 Fuckin' nuts. 15 00:00:34,553 --> 00:00:36,637 - You wanna fuck? - Fuck yeah. 16 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:37,970 This place is for rent. 17 00:00:38,053 --> 00:00:39,488 We should call the number, check it out. 18 00:00:39,512 --> 00:00:40,804 Kev Ball's Keg Zone. 19 00:00:40,887 --> 00:00:42,970 Keg curls. 20 00:00:44,053 --> 00:00:46,470 I've been to every home in Glencoe looking for you. 21 00:00:46,553 --> 00:00:47,345 Does anyone else know I'm here? 22 00:00:47,428 --> 00:00:48,428 Nobody. 23 00:00:49,887 --> 00:00:51,112 We're having a wedding wedding? 24 00:00:51,136 --> 00:00:52,154 Just want you to know, you marry a man, 25 00:00:52,178 --> 00:00:54,136 I'ma put a fuckin' bullet in your head. 26 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:56,178 Don't say I didn't warn you, cocksmoker. 27 00:00:56,261 --> 00:00:57,637 I rented that house. 28 00:00:57,720 --> 00:01:00,345 My family, this neighborhood is my support system. 29 00:01:00,428 --> 00:01:02,553 I would love if you would help me 30 00:01:02,637 --> 00:01:05,261 make that house a home. 31 00:01:13,154 --> 00:01:16,506 CREDITS 32 00:03:37,220 --> 00:03:38,470 Tami. 33 00:03:49,220 --> 00:03:51,387 Tami, you up? Coffee's on. 34 00:03:55,136 --> 00:03:56,428 Tami. 35 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,768 _ 36 00:04:28,804 --> 00:04:31,178 - Mickey's the bride? - Nope. Groom. 37 00:04:31,261 --> 00:04:34,178 - So you're the bride. - No. Also a groom. 38 00:04:34,261 --> 00:04:36,178 - Who's wearing the white tux? - Mickey. 39 00:04:36,261 --> 00:04:38,095 - Take your meds yet? - Yes. 40 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:39,053 Gonna be a stressful day. 41 00:04:39,136 --> 00:04:40,387 Got it. 42 00:04:40,470 --> 00:04:41,970 You pickin' those up? 43 00:04:42,053 --> 00:04:43,887 Yeah. 44 00:04:43,970 --> 00:04:45,279 Frank walking you down the aisle? 45 00:04:45,303 --> 00:04:46,845 Grooms, remember? 46 00:04:46,929 --> 00:04:49,470 - Is he coming? - God, I hope not. 47 00:04:49,553 --> 00:04:51,970 - He's in Glencoe. - Great. I hope he stays there. 48 00:04:54,553 --> 00:04:56,387 Hey. I gotta go out for a bit. 49 00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:58,363 You take your meds yet? It's gonna be a stressful day. 50 00:04:58,387 --> 00:05:00,095 - Yes. First thing. - All right. 51 00:05:00,178 --> 00:05:01,446 Hey, we gotta meet at the Bamboo Lotus 52 00:05:01,470 --> 00:05:02,804 at two for photos. 53 00:05:02,887 --> 00:05:04,220 Okay. Got it. 54 00:05:04,303 --> 00:05:05,804 Hey, how much did these tuxes cost? 55 00:05:05,887 --> 00:05:09,261 Um, Mickey rented them at some fancy place downtown. 56 00:05:09,345 --> 00:05:11,220 Where's Mickey getting all the money for this? 57 00:05:11,303 --> 00:05:12,428 Savings, he says. 58 00:05:12,512 --> 00:05:14,136 "Savings"? 59 00:05:15,804 --> 00:05:17,220 On the floor, motherfuckers! 60 00:05:20,178 --> 00:05:22,428 I don't really wanna know. 61 00:05:22,512 --> 00:05:24,345 Father Pete marrying you? 62 00:05:24,428 --> 00:05:25,553 Father Pete's Catholic. 63 00:05:25,637 --> 00:05:27,029 Pope won't let him marry gay people. 64 00:05:27,053 --> 00:05:28,261 But Father Pete's gay. 65 00:05:28,345 --> 00:05:29,887 Lives in the rectory with the organist 66 00:05:29,970 --> 00:05:31,261 with the nipple ring. 67 00:05:31,345 --> 00:05:32,488 Wait. The organist at Saint Sebastian's 68 00:05:32,512 --> 00:05:33,762 got a nipple ring? 69 00:05:33,845 --> 00:05:35,279 Reverend Sally's doing the ceremony. 70 00:05:35,303 --> 00:05:36,970 She's Episcopalian. 71 00:05:37,053 --> 00:05:38,929 They'll marry anybody. 72 00:05:39,011 --> 00:05:40,720 Yeah, those are nice, right? 73 00:05:40,804 --> 00:05:42,595 Mm-hmm. 74 00:05:42,679 --> 00:05:45,220 - Take your meds? - Yes. 75 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:47,011 Good. 76 00:05:47,095 --> 00:05:48,095 Serious? 77 00:05:50,178 --> 00:05:51,428 The fuck out, shithead. 78 00:06:01,553 --> 00:06:03,073 You get them anything for the wedding? 79 00:06:03,136 --> 00:06:04,970 Yeah. Edible boxers. 80 00:06:05,053 --> 00:06:07,720 Not very imaginative. 81 00:06:07,804 --> 00:06:09,637 I wanna get them something special, 82 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:11,178 but no money. 83 00:06:11,261 --> 00:06:13,053 You can go in on the boxers with me. 84 00:06:13,136 --> 00:06:14,553 They got a honeymoon car? 85 00:06:14,637 --> 00:06:16,095 What's a honeymoon car? 86 00:06:16,178 --> 00:06:17,929 A car you take to your honeymoon. 87 00:06:19,178 --> 00:06:20,011 Eh, they'll probably just stay 88 00:06:20,095 --> 00:06:21,011 at the Love Canal for the night, 89 00:06:21,095 --> 00:06:22,595 take a bus or something. 90 00:06:24,595 --> 00:06:25,863 - Hey, you might wanna... - Mm-hmm. 91 00:06:25,887 --> 00:06:27,127 - I'm gonna take a deuce. - Yep. 92 00:06:28,929 --> 00:06:30,512 Dress. Dress. Dress. 93 00:06:30,595 --> 00:06:31,929 Dress. Dress. 94 00:06:32,011 --> 00:06:33,303 Dress. Dress. 95 00:06:33,387 --> 00:06:35,428 - Dress. Dress. Dress. - No, sweetie. 96 00:06:35,512 --> 00:06:38,136 Hey, the wedding isn't till this afternoon, okay? 97 00:06:38,220 --> 00:06:40,220 Please, Mommy. Now. 98 00:06:40,303 --> 00:06:42,220 What is she on about? 99 00:06:42,303 --> 00:06:45,595 She wants to wear her flower girl dress again. 100 00:06:45,679 --> 00:06:48,220 Why the hell not? She's only gonna wear it once. 101 00:06:48,303 --> 00:06:50,929 Okay, sweetie. 102 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:52,470 - Go on. - Yay! 103 00:06:52,553 --> 00:06:54,154 It's hanging on the ironing board in the kitchen. 104 00:06:54,178 --> 00:06:55,553 Go. 105 00:06:58,845 --> 00:07:01,053 Uh, so... 106 00:07:01,136 --> 00:07:02,595 about last night. 107 00:07:02,679 --> 00:07:04,095 Mm. 108 00:07:09,887 --> 00:07:11,762 Yeah. 109 00:07:13,428 --> 00:07:14,595 Cool. 110 00:07:16,845 --> 00:07:18,053 So... 111 00:07:20,970 --> 00:07:23,720 We gotta be at the Bamboo 112 00:07:23,804 --> 00:07:25,679 at nine for the flower delivery. 113 00:07:25,762 --> 00:07:27,387 And then the caterers are delivering 114 00:07:27,470 --> 00:07:29,762 the chairs and shit at ten. 115 00:07:29,845 --> 00:07:30,845 So... 116 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,929 You think your uncle's serious about shooting Mickey? 117 00:07:37,553 --> 00:07:39,220 Serious as a heart attack. 118 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:44,095 But he probably won't do it at the wedding. 119 00:07:44,178 --> 00:07:45,637 Too many witnesses. 120 00:07:47,136 --> 00:07:48,815 He'll wait till Mickey's alone 121 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:52,011 somewhere or walking to the L 122 00:07:52,095 --> 00:07:53,512 or... 123 00:07:55,261 --> 00:07:57,845 Holy sh-shit. 124 00:07:57,929 --> 00:07:59,470 What? 125 00:07:59,553 --> 00:08:01,345 It's on fire. 126 00:08:01,428 --> 00:08:02,512 What's on fire? 127 00:08:02,595 --> 00:08:05,053 The Bamboo Lotus. It's on fire! 128 00:08:05,136 --> 00:08:07,095 Dude, it's on fucking fire! 129 00:08:07,178 --> 00:08:09,553 Fuck is going on? 130 00:08:09,637 --> 00:08:10,845 Debs. 131 00:08:14,970 --> 00:08:18,553 Oh... 132 00:08:18,637 --> 00:08:19,804 fuck. 133 00:08:24,595 --> 00:08:26,011 What the hell's going on? 134 00:08:26,095 --> 00:08:28,053 What is that? 135 00:08:28,136 --> 00:08:29,679 The Bamboo Lotus. 136 00:08:31,053 --> 00:08:32,553 What? 137 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:33,720 The wedding place? 138 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:39,470 It's on fire. 139 00:08:48,011 --> 00:08:49,095 Terry? 140 00:08:49,178 --> 00:08:51,637 What do you think? 141 00:08:54,970 --> 00:08:57,220 Motherfucker. 142 00:08:57,303 --> 00:08:58,845 Oh, shit. 143 00:08:58,929 --> 00:09:01,303 Fuck. Mickey! 144 00:09:10,011 --> 00:09:11,637 Mickey! 145 00:09:16,053 --> 00:09:18,178 Mickey! 146 00:09:18,261 --> 00:09:20,553 Terry Milkovich! 147 00:09:20,637 --> 00:09:22,220 - You fuckin' pig fucker! - Mickey. 148 00:09:22,303 --> 00:09:23,239 Jesus, Mick! 149 00:09:23,264 --> 00:09:25,574 I'm coming for you, you son of a bitch! 150 00:09:25,887 --> 00:09:27,345 What the fuck, Sandy? 151 00:09:27,428 --> 00:09:29,345 Give me the fucking gun, Mick. 152 00:09:29,428 --> 00:09:31,220 Oh, shit. 153 00:09:31,303 --> 00:09:32,553 Ow! 154 00:09:32,637 --> 00:09:34,637 Shit! 155 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:36,553 - Fuckin'... - Get the cuffs. 156 00:09:39,261 --> 00:09:41,178 You done? 157 00:09:43,488 --> 00:09:44,862 No! 158 00:09:44,887 --> 00:09:46,156 You gonna make me hit you again? 159 00:09:46,180 --> 00:09:47,721 Fuck you, Gallagher! 160 00:09:48,261 --> 00:09:50,303 Now are you done? 161 00:09:53,053 --> 00:09:55,261 Yeah. Yeah. 162 00:10:02,095 --> 00:10:03,136 Shit. 163 00:10:04,428 --> 00:10:07,053 _ 164 00:10:07,136 --> 00:10:08,136 Come on, Milo. 165 00:10:08,220 --> 00:10:09,553 Push that 60. 166 00:10:09,637 --> 00:10:10,845 There you go. 167 00:10:10,929 --> 00:10:13,095 Gotta work off that avocado "kumbacha" smoothie 168 00:10:13,178 --> 00:10:15,595 or whatever the fuck you drink. 169 00:10:15,679 --> 00:10:18,136 Jasper, are you kidding me? Can you go slower? 170 00:10:18,220 --> 00:10:19,970 Full rotations, man! 171 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:22,553 Do you want your name under Pussy of the Day? 172 00:10:22,637 --> 00:10:24,929 Is that what you want, Jasper? 173 00:10:25,011 --> 00:10:27,470 Is it safe if I park my Tesla out front? 174 00:10:27,553 --> 00:10:29,720 Hell no, it ain't safe, Homer. This is the ghetto, man. 175 00:10:29,804 --> 00:10:32,762 Get in here and grab two kegs and give me 30 curls now. 176 00:10:32,845 --> 00:10:33,887 You Kevin? 177 00:10:33,970 --> 00:10:35,136 The fuck do you think? 178 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:36,428 Lorne sent me. 179 00:10:36,512 --> 00:10:37,637 So? 180 00:10:37,726 --> 00:10:39,337 _ 181 00:10:40,428 --> 00:10:43,345 Way to go, Oscar. Puke is pride. 182 00:10:43,428 --> 00:10:44,804 I wanna join. 183 00:10:44,887 --> 00:10:46,261 Uh, you take Amex? 184 00:10:46,345 --> 00:10:48,720 "Amex." Cash only! 185 00:10:48,804 --> 00:10:50,762 $50 per session up front, 186 00:10:50,845 --> 00:10:52,595 plus another $40 for the T-shirt. 187 00:10:52,679 --> 00:10:54,345 ATM is right there. 188 00:10:58,428 --> 00:11:00,428 You're out of spring water. 189 00:11:00,512 --> 00:11:02,387 I am? 190 00:11:02,470 --> 00:11:03,804 All right. Grab a sledge. 191 00:11:03,887 --> 00:11:05,095 Start working the wall. 192 00:11:10,095 --> 00:11:11,261 Willem! 193 00:11:11,345 --> 00:11:13,428 Get off the damn phone! 194 00:11:13,512 --> 00:11:15,112 If I see you on that thing one more time, 195 00:11:15,178 --> 00:11:15,970 it's going in the puke barrel. 196 00:11:16,053 --> 00:11:17,345 You hear me, fat boy? 197 00:11:21,220 --> 00:11:23,136 Harder, Milo! 198 00:11:24,470 --> 00:11:27,220 Come on, man. Get it up. 199 00:11:33,845 --> 00:11:35,762 What do you have them doing over there? 200 00:11:35,845 --> 00:11:38,178 Bashin' a hole in the wall to connect the gym to The Alibi. 201 00:11:38,261 --> 00:11:39,512 How long's that gonna take? 202 00:11:39,595 --> 00:11:41,512 Ah, with my pasty propeller-heads 203 00:11:41,595 --> 00:11:43,613 swinging the hammers, twins'll be grandparents first, 204 00:11:43,637 --> 00:11:45,845 but I'm gonna finish the rest myself later. 205 00:11:49,053 --> 00:11:50,261 What the hell are you doing? 206 00:11:50,345 --> 00:11:51,679 Making natural spring water. 207 00:11:51,762 --> 00:11:53,804 My Keggers love to hydrate. 208 00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:55,496 You don't sterilize the bottles first or anything? 209 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:57,853 No. Fuck those Facebook assholes. 210 00:11:57,929 --> 00:11:59,428 They need the germs, strengthen their 211 00:11:59,512 --> 00:12:01,261 oat milk-drinking immune systems. 212 00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:03,062 What is oat milk? 213 00:12:03,351 --> 00:12:05,071 The extra watery shit that sits on top 214 00:12:05,095 --> 00:12:06,679 when you make oatmeal. 215 00:12:06,762 --> 00:12:08,512 Hey, V, can you get me some more 216 00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:09,613 of those $2 black T-shirts from Walmart 217 00:12:09,637 --> 00:12:10,720 and cut the sleeves off? 218 00:12:10,804 --> 00:12:11,929 Sure. 219 00:12:12,011 --> 00:12:13,929 So this Keg Zone stuff is actually working? 220 00:12:14,011 --> 00:12:16,345 I got 20 fully paid Keggers already. 221 00:12:16,428 --> 00:12:17,613 Plus, I'm starting an online thing 222 00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:18,929 where you can do it at home. 223 00:12:19,011 --> 00:12:20,237 I mean, who doesn't have an empty keg 224 00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:21,501 laying around the house, right? 225 00:12:22,011 --> 00:12:23,345 - Oh, yeah. Totally. - Sure. 226 00:12:23,428 --> 00:12:24,905 All right, we need to leave soon, babe, 227 00:12:24,929 --> 00:12:27,845 pick up a couple of cases of champagne for lan's wedding. 228 00:12:27,929 --> 00:12:29,613 Those two are really going through with getting married? 229 00:12:29,637 --> 00:12:30,970 Yes. 230 00:12:31,053 --> 00:12:33,345 Why'd you say it like that? 231 00:12:33,428 --> 00:12:34,428 I don't know. 232 00:12:34,512 --> 00:12:35,929 Don't know what? 233 00:12:36,011 --> 00:12:37,595 Uh, I mean, it just doesn't seem right. 234 00:12:37,679 --> 00:12:38,905 I don't care who sticks what in what, 235 00:12:38,929 --> 00:12:40,237 but now they gotta get married too? 236 00:12:40,261 --> 00:12:41,720 Who's "they"? 237 00:12:43,136 --> 00:12:44,595 Hey, I got no problem with the gays. 238 00:12:44,679 --> 00:12:45,970 I'm just saying that some things 239 00:12:46,053 --> 00:12:47,637 are natural man-woman things. 240 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:49,029 I don't wanna walk into the men's room 241 00:12:49,053 --> 00:12:51,851 and see a chick in heels pulling out her penis at the urinal. 242 00:12:51,876 --> 00:12:53,237 She wouldn't be in the men's room, Tommy. 243 00:12:53,261 --> 00:12:54,515 She's a woman. 244 00:12:55,136 --> 00:12:57,720 You look at other men's penises when you're at the urinal? 245 00:12:57,804 --> 00:12:59,029 - That's pretty gay, Tommy. - No! 246 00:12:59,053 --> 00:13:00,220 Jesus. 247 00:13:00,303 --> 00:13:01,553 You collect more Keg cash today 248 00:13:01,637 --> 00:13:03,178 we can use to buy the champagne? 249 00:13:03,261 --> 00:13:05,720 Uh, no. Nothing this morning. 250 00:13:05,804 --> 00:13:07,804 All those waters? 251 00:13:07,887 --> 00:13:09,804 I forgot to refill 'em last night. 252 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:14,720 Jesus, when did the PC police show up in here? 253 00:13:14,804 --> 00:13:17,679 So a chick in heels peed next to you? 254 00:13:17,762 --> 00:13:20,637 No. It is a hypothetical kind of discussion thing. 255 00:13:25,553 --> 00:13:27,363 I thought you didn't make any money this morning. 256 00:13:27,387 --> 00:13:29,531 Hey, mind your own business, homo hater. 257 00:13:29,556 --> 00:13:31,237 Keeping a little "me" money on the side there, Kev? 258 00:13:31,261 --> 00:13:33,011 Shh! 259 00:13:33,095 --> 00:13:34,470 Oh, thank God 260 00:13:34,553 --> 00:13:36,220 that banging stopped. 261 00:13:36,303 --> 00:13:38,553 Yeah, Homer's arms must've given out. 262 00:13:38,637 --> 00:13:39,887 All right, I gotta get back 263 00:13:39,970 --> 00:13:42,804 and start whuppin' Depeche Mode-loving Gen X butt. 264 00:14:10,428 --> 00:14:11,762 Hey. Tami and Fred here? 265 00:14:11,845 --> 00:14:13,553 - That Lip? - Yeah. 266 00:14:13,637 --> 00:14:14,720 You fire him yet? 267 00:14:14,804 --> 00:14:16,387 - What? - Not yet. 268 00:14:16,470 --> 00:14:17,762 I'm serious, Brad. 269 00:14:17,845 --> 00:14:19,053 Fire the prick. 270 00:14:20,553 --> 00:14:21,762 - Come on, Cami. - Cami. 271 00:14:21,845 --> 00:14:24,011 You're fired, Lip. 272 00:14:26,970 --> 00:14:28,261 She just went out the back. 273 00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:29,345 Thank you. 274 00:14:30,428 --> 00:14:31,970 Hey! 275 00:14:32,053 --> 00:14:33,553 Hey. Hey. 276 00:14:33,637 --> 00:14:35,887 How's Fred? He sleep all right? 277 00:14:37,136 --> 00:14:38,136 Hey. 278 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:41,345 Tami, are we gonna talk about this? 279 00:14:41,428 --> 00:14:42,762 Sure. Yeah. 280 00:14:42,845 --> 00:14:44,571 Communication is important in a relationship. 281 00:14:44,595 --> 00:14:46,011 Let's talk about this. 282 00:14:46,095 --> 00:14:48,136 The same way we talked about that house 283 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,446 before you went and bought it without even asking me. 284 00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:50,529 No, no, I didn't buy it, though. 285 00:14:50,553 --> 00:14:51,804 I'm renting it, right? 286 00:14:51,887 --> 00:14:53,845 And we-we did. I mean, I asked. 287 00:14:53,929 --> 00:14:55,428 And I said no. 288 00:14:57,345 --> 00:14:58,512 Tami. 289 00:15:04,762 --> 00:15:06,220 Terry burned down the Bamboo? 290 00:15:06,303 --> 00:15:07,345 Jesus. 291 00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:08,970 There's homophobic, 292 00:15:09,053 --> 00:15:11,387 and then there's Vladimir Putin homophobic. 293 00:15:11,470 --> 00:15:13,679 We'll just call everybody, 294 00:15:13,762 --> 00:15:15,178 tell them the wedding is postponed. 295 00:15:15,261 --> 00:15:16,470 What? No! 296 00:15:16,553 --> 00:15:18,345 We can figure this out. 297 00:15:18,428 --> 00:15:19,845 We should just elope, 298 00:15:19,929 --> 00:15:21,178 go to the courthouse. 299 00:15:21,261 --> 00:15:22,613 It's what we should've done in the first place. 300 00:15:22,637 --> 00:15:23,804 Hell no! 301 00:15:23,887 --> 00:15:25,261 You can't let hate win. 302 00:15:25,345 --> 00:15:26,488 Wake up, Little Mary Sunshine. 303 00:15:26,512 --> 00:15:27,637 Hate always wins. 304 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:29,804 Jesus, Gandhi, 305 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,095 Martin Luther King. 306 00:15:31,178 --> 00:15:32,237 Pretty sure one was crucified 307 00:15:32,261 --> 00:15:33,512 and the other two were shot. 308 00:15:33,595 --> 00:15:36,595 Yeah, Hitler, Freddy Krueger, Darth Vader. 309 00:15:36,679 --> 00:15:38,762 We still got the flowers, the booze, the DJ, 310 00:15:38,845 --> 00:15:40,029 and all that other shit, right? 311 00:15:40,053 --> 00:15:42,804 Uh, yeah, but no place to hold the wedding. 312 00:15:42,887 --> 00:15:44,136 What about here? 313 00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:45,220 What, in the house? 314 00:15:45,303 --> 00:15:46,780 Fuck that. How many people we got coming? 315 00:15:46,804 --> 00:15:48,345 A hundred and twenty, 316 00:15:48,428 --> 00:15:50,404 not counting the local lowlifes who'll show up uninvited 317 00:15:50,428 --> 00:15:51,762 to get hammered. 318 00:15:51,845 --> 00:15:53,887 - The Alibi? - It's a shithole. 319 00:15:53,970 --> 00:15:56,330 I don't wanna get married where my shoes stick to the floor. 320 00:15:56,387 --> 00:15:57,477 Patsy's? 321 00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:58,946 Jesus, this is getting sadder and sadder. 322 00:15:58,970 --> 00:16:01,071 Why don't we just do it in the parking lot across the street 323 00:16:01,095 --> 00:16:02,455 from the poultry processing plant? 324 00:16:02,512 --> 00:16:03,887 How about the park? Hmm? 325 00:16:03,970 --> 00:16:05,720 It's 40 degrees and supposed to snow. 326 00:16:05,804 --> 00:16:07,679 Jesus! You two wanna help, maybe? 327 00:16:07,762 --> 00:16:08,679 Yes, I wanna help. 328 00:16:08,762 --> 00:16:10,112 I wanna help by shoving the shotgun 329 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,321 down my dad's throat 330 00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:13,029 and watching his spinal cord burst out his fuckin' back 331 00:16:13,053 --> 00:16:14,428 all over his kitchen wall! 332 00:16:14,512 --> 00:16:16,154 Everyone start calling around and find someplace 333 00:16:16,178 --> 00:16:17,446 that's big enough and can take us in a hurry. 334 00:16:17,470 --> 00:16:19,136 With what money? 335 00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:22,136 We spent it all on the Bamboo and flowers and shit. 336 00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:23,595 So, what, 337 00:16:23,679 --> 00:16:25,720 you're just gonna let Terry and his Nazis win? 338 00:16:25,804 --> 00:16:27,095 Watch Paris burn? 339 00:16:27,178 --> 00:16:28,929 Let the Berlin Wall stand? 340 00:16:29,011 --> 00:16:30,345 Saigon fall? 341 00:16:30,428 --> 00:16:31,428 Huh? 342 00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:32,595 Is that who we are? 343 00:16:32,679 --> 00:16:33,887 - Yes! - No! 344 00:16:33,970 --> 00:16:35,929 We're Gallaghers! 345 00:16:36,011 --> 00:16:37,237 If you're gonna be a part of this family, 346 00:16:37,261 --> 00:16:38,845 you better nut up. 347 00:16:38,929 --> 00:16:40,804 We're gonna white-trash this shit. 348 00:17:10,178 --> 00:17:12,387 Hello, Father. 349 00:17:12,470 --> 00:17:13,470 What do you want? 350 00:17:13,553 --> 00:17:15,053 Are you coming to the wedding? 351 00:17:15,136 --> 00:17:16,303 You're getting married? 352 00:17:16,387 --> 00:17:17,929 I'm ten. 353 00:17:18,011 --> 00:17:19,720 Ian. This afternoon. 354 00:17:19,804 --> 00:17:21,136 Oh, yeah? Good for him. 355 00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:23,178 Who's the lucky lady-man? 356 00:17:23,261 --> 00:17:25,303 Mickey Milkovich. 357 00:17:25,387 --> 00:17:26,887 As if your brother's gene pool 358 00:17:26,970 --> 00:17:28,929 wasn't challenged enough already. 359 00:17:29,011 --> 00:17:31,071 I don't think their genes could ever get mixed together, 360 00:17:31,095 --> 00:17:32,887 biologically speaking. 361 00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:35,261 - Are you coming or not? - Not. 362 00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:38,387 Throw some rice at the happy same-gendered couple for me, 363 00:17:38,470 --> 00:17:39,720 will ya? 364 00:17:39,804 --> 00:17:41,011 He's selling the house. 365 00:17:44,053 --> 00:17:45,637 Wh-who's selling what house? 366 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:46,970 Our house. Lip. 367 00:17:47,053 --> 00:17:48,720 To a couple of yuppie lawyers. 368 00:17:48,804 --> 00:17:51,011 They're bringing the money today. 369 00:17:51,095 --> 00:17:53,053 Two hundred thousand bucks in cash. 370 00:17:53,136 --> 00:17:54,303 Cash? 371 00:17:54,387 --> 00:17:55,929 Lip is taking his share of the money 372 00:17:56,011 --> 00:17:57,261 and moving to Milwaukee. 373 00:17:57,345 --> 00:17:59,261 What about my share? 374 00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:01,553 Don't think they're planning on cutting you in. 375 00:18:01,637 --> 00:18:03,553 It's my house, 376 00:18:03,637 --> 00:18:05,011 not theirs. 377 00:18:05,095 --> 00:18:06,470 Please! I don't wanna move. 378 00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:09,178 It's the only home I've ever known. 379 00:18:09,261 --> 00:18:10,679 Of course it is, son. 380 00:18:10,762 --> 00:18:12,512 Let me get dressed. 381 00:18:12,595 --> 00:18:15,053 And the keys. 382 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:17,303 - Keys? - To the Rolls or the Mercedes. 383 00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:19,095 The L could take hours. 384 00:18:19,178 --> 00:18:21,136 The house could be sold before we even get there. 385 00:18:22,261 --> 00:18:24,220 Why the hell not? 386 00:18:43,387 --> 00:18:44,804 The Gala's all booked up. 387 00:18:44,887 --> 00:18:46,178 Same with the Dynasty. 388 00:18:46,261 --> 00:18:47,571 Castle was closed by the health department. 389 00:18:47,595 --> 00:18:48,929 Rodent infestation. 390 00:18:49,011 --> 00:18:50,762 Korean Baptists have a bat mitzvah 391 00:18:50,845 --> 00:18:52,053 in their parish hall, 392 00:18:52,136 --> 00:18:54,011 whatever the fuck that is. 393 00:18:54,095 --> 00:18:55,512 What's going on? 394 00:18:55,595 --> 00:18:57,553 Terry Milkovich burned down the Bamboo Lotus. 395 00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:58,929 - He what? - To the ground. 396 00:18:59,011 --> 00:19:00,404 So now everything's getting delivered here. 397 00:19:00,428 --> 00:19:01,804 Holy shit. 398 00:19:01,887 --> 00:19:03,247 Hey, Navy Pier's got a party boat. 399 00:19:03,303 --> 00:19:04,762 It's, like, 20 grand, though. 400 00:19:04,845 --> 00:19:06,095 Oh, so I kite them a check. 401 00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:07,512 Let the bastards come after me. 402 00:19:07,595 --> 00:19:09,470 What are they gonna give me, 18 months? 403 00:19:09,553 --> 00:19:10,762 I can do that in my sleep. 404 00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:12,571 Yeah, it's cash or credit in advance, though. 405 00:19:12,595 --> 00:19:14,720 Wh-wh... so you guys wanna try to find someplace else 406 00:19:14,804 --> 00:19:16,136 to have the wedding today? 407 00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:18,512 They do; I'm just getting shit-faced drunk. 408 00:19:18,595 --> 00:19:20,178 Why is Mickey handcuffed? 409 00:19:20,261 --> 00:19:22,762 - He wants to kill his dad. - Will kill his dad. 410 00:19:22,845 --> 00:19:24,321 Hey, what about that boarded-up Ukrainian church 411 00:19:24,345 --> 00:19:25,428 over on Cermak? 412 00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:26,792 We could break in, take it over. 413 00:19:26,845 --> 00:19:28,345 No. Roof caved in last winter. 414 00:19:29,470 --> 00:19:30,762 What happened? 415 00:19:30,845 --> 00:19:32,762 Went by the Bamboo. It's a smoldering heap. 416 00:19:32,845 --> 00:19:34,303 Yeah. Dad, a fire, and no wedding. 417 00:19:34,387 --> 00:19:36,488 - Gonna shoot him in the face. - We can do it at The Alibi. 418 00:19:36,512 --> 00:19:38,011 No, no! Look, it is over. 419 00:19:38,095 --> 00:19:39,470 It is over and done. 420 00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:43,303 Terry fuckin' wins again, like he always does. 421 00:19:43,796 --> 00:19:44,837 Jesus Christ. 422 00:19:44,870 --> 00:19:46,154 Do you remember when we were kids? 423 00:19:46,178 --> 00:19:47,762 We'd go trick-or-treating. 424 00:19:47,845 --> 00:19:49,685 As soon as we got home, who took all the candy? 425 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:50,804 Your dad. 426 00:19:50,887 --> 00:19:52,220 Before my mom ran out, 427 00:19:52,303 --> 00:19:54,029 when she still could buy us Christmas presents, 428 00:19:54,053 --> 00:19:55,821 who opened everything up, took what he wanted, 429 00:19:55,845 --> 00:19:57,345 and pawned the rest? 430 00:19:57,428 --> 00:19:58,603 Your dad. 431 00:19:58,628 --> 00:20:00,267 Who-who handed us over 432 00:20:00,292 --> 00:20:02,564 to Family Services for a year 433 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:05,303 so he could run drugs for the Sinaloa cartel? 434 00:20:05,387 --> 00:20:06,720 Your dad. 435 00:20:08,387 --> 00:20:10,345 Look, I love you. 436 00:20:10,428 --> 00:20:11,845 I love you. 437 00:20:11,929 --> 00:20:13,780 The son of a bitch is never gonna let me be happy. 438 00:20:13,804 --> 00:20:15,887 He needs to die... today. 439 00:20:19,387 --> 00:20:20,804 What about the Polish Doll? 440 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,237 Ey, asshole, were you not listening? 441 00:20:22,261 --> 00:20:23,637 We're doing a murder thing here. 442 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,237 - It's that polka house, right? - Yeah. 443 00:20:25,261 --> 00:20:26,512 Old man Wójcik died, 444 00:20:26,595 --> 00:20:27,905 but his wife's running it now, I think. 445 00:20:27,929 --> 00:20:29,720 Is that that 500-year-old bag 446 00:20:29,804 --> 00:20:31,845 that drives around in that orange convertible? 447 00:20:31,929 --> 00:20:33,404 Yeah, the one with the short, short skirts 448 00:20:33,428 --> 00:20:34,845 and the poufy red hair. 449 00:20:34,870 --> 00:20:37,244 The Polish Doll's never been known for being gay-friendly. 450 00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:39,188 They keep a Louisville Slugger behind the bar 451 00:20:39,261 --> 00:20:40,720 called the "Fag Fixer." 452 00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:42,124 All right, so we don't tell them. 453 00:20:42,178 --> 00:20:43,929 You don't think they'll notice? 454 00:20:44,011 --> 00:20:45,488 Not until there's a hundred drunk wedding guests 455 00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:46,845 jammed into the place. 456 00:20:46,929 --> 00:20:47,845 Then what the fuck are they gonna do about it? 457 00:20:47,929 --> 00:20:49,220 They're not answering. 458 00:20:49,303 --> 00:20:50,845 - Debs, you got your car? - Yeah. 459 00:20:50,929 --> 00:20:52,512 - Let's go. - You guys, keep dialing. 460 00:20:52,595 --> 00:20:54,553 There's gotta be someplace else we can use. 461 00:21:00,637 --> 00:21:01,946 So we'll say that you're the bride. 462 00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:03,220 Can you, uh, cry 463 00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:04,220 and make it look like you wanna kill yourself? 464 00:21:04,303 --> 00:21:05,637 - Totally. - Okay. 465 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,136 Debbie? 466 00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:09,053 What the hell do you want? 467 00:21:09,136 --> 00:21:10,887 Uh, my mom kicked me out of the house, 468 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:13,136 which is your fault, so here I am. 469 00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:14,655 So the Polish Doll finally picked up. 470 00:21:14,679 --> 00:21:16,887 They're there right now. 471 00:21:16,970 --> 00:21:19,303 Who the fuck is this? 472 00:21:19,387 --> 00:21:20,637 Julia. 473 00:21:22,345 --> 00:21:24,053 This is Julia? 474 00:21:24,136 --> 00:21:25,887 You said she was young, but... 475 00:21:25,970 --> 00:21:27,178 Debs, we gotta go! 476 00:21:27,261 --> 00:21:28,804 Look, you can't stay here. 477 00:21:28,887 --> 00:21:30,887 Too bad. I am. 478 00:21:30,970 --> 00:21:33,345 - Debbie! - Go home, Julia! 479 00:21:33,428 --> 00:21:36,387 Who are you? 480 00:21:38,136 --> 00:21:39,887 I'm Sandy... 481 00:21:39,970 --> 00:21:41,804 her girlfriend. 482 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,470 She's been sleeping with you too? 483 00:21:46,553 --> 00:21:48,303 Shit, I gotta find a clinic, 484 00:21:48,387 --> 00:21:50,178 get swabbed for gonorrhea. 485 00:22:01,679 --> 00:22:03,804 Welcome to the South Side... 486 00:22:03,887 --> 00:22:05,428 Julia. 487 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,112 They find someplace we can use yet? 488 00:22:22,136 --> 00:22:23,845 No. I'm texting Tami again. 489 00:22:23,929 --> 00:22:25,428 She's leaving me unread. 490 00:22:27,428 --> 00:22:29,261 Hey, you, uh-you need me to do something, 491 00:22:29,345 --> 00:22:30,970 you know, to help you cry? 492 00:22:31,053 --> 00:22:32,136 - Like what? - I don't know. 493 00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:33,970 Pinch you or slap you or something. 494 00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:35,373 Frank and Monica were my parents. 495 00:22:35,428 --> 00:22:37,470 I can remember anything from my childhood, 496 00:22:37,553 --> 00:22:39,512 and... I can cry. 497 00:22:48,553 --> 00:22:49,929 Right. Yeah, no. Okay. 498 00:22:50,011 --> 00:22:51,303 That's good. Come on. 499 00:23:02,762 --> 00:23:04,637 Jesus. 500 00:23:06,637 --> 00:23:08,303 You lost? 501 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:09,970 Hi. No. 502 00:23:10,053 --> 00:23:12,637 Um, my sister was supposed to get married this afternoon, 503 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,261 but the hall burned down. 504 00:23:14,345 --> 00:23:15,738 So we are desperate to find someplace 505 00:23:15,762 --> 00:23:16,762 to hold the ceremony. 506 00:23:18,136 --> 00:23:19,387 Gotta talk to the boss. 507 00:23:19,470 --> 00:23:21,512 Over here? Okay. 508 00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:25,970 Mrs. Wójcik? 509 00:23:27,220 --> 00:23:29,011 - That's me, honey. - Hi. 510 00:23:29,095 --> 00:23:31,011 Yeah, we have an emergency situation, 511 00:23:31,095 --> 00:23:32,970 and you may be the only person in Chicago 512 00:23:33,053 --> 00:23:34,095 who can make it right. 513 00:23:43,845 --> 00:23:46,178 Yo! We got it! 514 00:23:46,261 --> 00:23:47,255 - What? - No. 515 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:48,428 - That Polish place? - Yep! 516 00:23:48,512 --> 00:23:50,512 There is a seniors' happy hour at 4:30. 517 00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:51,970 So the DJ's gotta play some polka, 518 00:23:52,053 --> 00:23:53,470 and I had to guarantee 519 00:23:53,553 --> 00:23:55,679 we'd spend at least 300 bucks at the bar. 520 00:23:55,762 --> 00:23:57,716 Oh, and, uh, 521 00:23:57,741 --> 00:23:59,677 Mickey might have to marry Debbie instead of Ian. 522 00:23:59,762 --> 00:24:00,762 - What? - What? 523 00:24:00,794 --> 00:24:03,112 Yeah, it's definitely not Gay Pride Day over there. 524 00:24:03,136 --> 00:24:05,428 So we told Wójcik that Debbie was the bride 525 00:24:05,453 --> 00:24:07,770 and she was gonna marry a nice Polish boy named Michael. 526 00:24:07,817 --> 00:24:08,720 Yeah. 527 00:24:08,804 --> 00:24:10,637 V, I need a wedding dress in a hurry. 528 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,446 Do you know anyone who's got one laying around? 529 00:24:12,470 --> 00:24:14,053 Closet Diva rents wedding dresses. 530 00:24:14,136 --> 00:24:15,419 - Cool. - Kev, come on, man. 531 00:24:15,444 --> 00:24:16,588 We gotta get these flowers, chairs, 532 00:24:16,612 --> 00:24:17,798 all this shit over to the Polish Doll. 533 00:24:17,822 --> 00:24:19,279 - Can we use your truck? - Yeah, no problem. 534 00:24:19,303 --> 00:24:20,599 - Thanks. - Carl! Lend a hand. 535 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,770 - Hell yeah. - Thanks, bud. 536 00:24:23,136 --> 00:24:24,637 - Wait. Wait. - What? 537 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:26,845 - Mickey's marrying Debbie? - Yeah. Don't worry. 538 00:24:26,929 --> 00:24:28,112 I'll figure out something to do with the old bat 539 00:24:28,136 --> 00:24:29,776 when we get over there, and, uh, you know, 540 00:24:29,804 --> 00:24:32,095 shit goes sideways, Mickey marries Debbie; 541 00:24:32,178 --> 00:24:33,578 we have a big fuckin' party anyway. 542 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:36,512 Good. Okay. So uncuff Mickey. 543 00:24:36,595 --> 00:24:37,946 Get your clothes. We only got a couple hours. 544 00:24:37,970 --> 00:24:39,261 Let's fuckin' go! 545 00:24:39,345 --> 00:24:42,345 Your teen stalker's up in your room, cradle robber. 546 00:24:42,428 --> 00:24:44,637 - Julia's still here? - Uh-huh. 547 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,178 Asked how many days a week the maid comes. 548 00:24:56,011 --> 00:24:58,261 They're moving already? 549 00:25:02,679 --> 00:25:05,929 You bastards cannot sell this house! 550 00:25:06,011 --> 00:25:07,512 It's mine! 551 00:25:11,470 --> 00:25:13,220 - Lip! - Hey, Frank. 552 00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:14,845 Lip, you cannot sell this house 553 00:25:14,929 --> 00:25:16,762 without giving me my share. 554 00:25:16,845 --> 00:25:18,529 - What the fuck? - This is my house, not yours. 555 00:25:18,553 --> 00:25:20,303 I want half! Uh, I want more than half! 556 00:25:20,387 --> 00:25:22,011 Nobody's selling the house, Frank! 557 00:25:22,095 --> 00:25:23,970 Jesus. 558 00:25:24,053 --> 00:25:25,053 You're not? 559 00:25:26,762 --> 00:25:27,845 No. 560 00:25:27,929 --> 00:25:28,929 Fuck. 561 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:31,553 You lied? 562 00:25:31,637 --> 00:25:33,428 Learned at the foot of the master. 563 00:25:33,512 --> 00:25:35,232 Looks like you might've gotten punked, punk. 564 00:25:36,053 --> 00:25:37,303 - Lip. - Yeah? 565 00:25:37,387 --> 00:25:38,738 I got the perfect car for Ian and Mickey. 566 00:25:38,762 --> 00:25:39,970 Just need shaving cream, 567 00:25:40,053 --> 00:25:41,887 string, and a couple of old cans. 568 00:25:44,095 --> 00:25:45,220 Is that a Mercedes? 569 00:25:45,303 --> 00:25:46,804 Mm-hmm. 570 00:25:46,887 --> 00:25:48,053 Outstanding. 571 00:25:51,553 --> 00:25:53,553 You got game, son. 572 00:25:55,428 --> 00:25:57,011 See ya. 573 00:25:57,095 --> 00:25:59,178 Children want their parents at their weddings. 574 00:25:59,261 --> 00:26:01,345 You'll probably not be alive for mine. 575 00:26:01,428 --> 00:26:02,970 We don't ask much of you. 576 00:26:03,053 --> 00:26:06,845 Least you can do is bother to show up when we get married. 577 00:26:08,095 --> 00:26:09,095 Nice try, kid. 578 00:26:25,178 --> 00:26:27,178 Took the keys to the Mercedes, didn't you? 579 00:26:28,637 --> 00:26:30,261 You gonna give 'em back to me? 580 00:26:30,345 --> 00:26:32,845 Not until after the wedding. 581 00:26:34,053 --> 00:26:35,929 You can't stay here, Julia! 582 00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:38,887 I'm taking half the drawers. I put your crap over there. 583 00:26:38,970 --> 00:26:40,679 We need to go buy a bunch of shit 584 00:26:40,762 --> 00:26:42,512 before my mom cancels my Amex. 585 00:26:42,595 --> 00:26:44,512 What happened to your face? 586 00:26:44,595 --> 00:26:46,071 Your skanky side piece coldcocked me. 587 00:26:46,095 --> 00:26:47,887 Really? 588 00:26:47,970 --> 00:26:49,178 Yes. 589 00:26:49,261 --> 00:26:50,595 She in on it too? 590 00:26:50,679 --> 00:26:53,220 - In on what? - Your hustle. 591 00:26:53,303 --> 00:26:55,553 Now, how much were you able to milk my mom for? 592 00:26:55,637 --> 00:26:58,136 Ten grand? Twenty? 593 00:26:58,220 --> 00:26:59,720 I didn't hustle your mom. 594 00:26:59,804 --> 00:27:01,887 I liked her. She was good to me. 595 00:27:01,970 --> 00:27:03,887 I'm glad she was good to somebody. 596 00:27:03,970 --> 00:27:05,053 Oh. 597 00:27:05,136 --> 00:27:07,053 What do you think? 598 00:27:07,136 --> 00:27:08,679 For what? 599 00:27:08,762 --> 00:27:10,595 The wedding. I'm coming. 600 00:27:10,679 --> 00:27:12,095 No, you're not, Julia! 601 00:27:12,178 --> 00:27:14,387 Ghetto wedding? Wouldn't miss it. 602 00:27:14,470 --> 00:27:16,220 Gonna light up my Instagram likes. 603 00:27:16,303 --> 00:27:18,220 Oh, look. 604 00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:20,095 There's Mommy Dearest now. 605 00:27:20,178 --> 00:27:22,387 All is forgiven, I bet. 606 00:27:22,470 --> 00:27:23,970 Hi, Mom. 607 00:27:25,845 --> 00:27:27,136 Yup. 608 00:27:27,220 --> 00:27:28,720 No. 609 00:27:29,178 --> 00:27:30,929 No, I'm not coming home. 610 00:27:31,011 --> 00:27:32,637 Ever. 611 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:35,095 No. Apology not accepted. 612 00:27:35,178 --> 00:27:37,303 Yes, I'm serious. 613 00:27:37,387 --> 00:27:39,303 I'm at Debbie's. 614 00:27:41,136 --> 00:27:42,887 Yeah. 615 00:27:42,970 --> 00:27:45,553 Her tongue is two inches deep into my vagina right now... 616 00:27:45,637 --> 00:27:46,837 No, no! No, it isn't, Claudia. 617 00:27:47,970 --> 00:27:49,321 - Oh, that feels so good! - God damn it. 618 00:27:49,345 --> 00:27:50,887 Give me the phone, Julia! 619 00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:52,553 - She's lying! - Ah, gotta go. 620 00:27:52,637 --> 00:27:54,470 Fuck you, Mom! 621 00:27:54,553 --> 00:27:56,553 What the hell is wrong with you? 622 00:27:56,637 --> 00:27:57,997 Which side of the bed do you want? 623 00:27:58,053 --> 00:27:59,136 I prefer the right. 624 00:27:59,220 --> 00:28:01,220 Closest to the mildewy bathroom. 625 00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:09,512 You want kids? 626 00:28:09,595 --> 00:28:10,845 Hell no. 627 00:28:10,929 --> 00:28:12,136 With your mental problems 628 00:28:12,220 --> 00:28:14,679 and my family's comfort with committing homicides? 629 00:28:16,553 --> 00:28:18,679 You end up marrying Debbie, could knock out a couple. 630 00:28:18,762 --> 00:28:20,637 We could raise 'em together. 631 00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:23,470 You want me banging your little sister? 632 00:28:23,553 --> 00:28:24,655 Yeah, probably be too weird. 633 00:28:24,679 --> 00:28:26,720 Yeah, you think? 634 00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,553 I wouldn't mind a kid or two, though. 635 00:28:33,295 --> 00:28:34,446 Well, there's plenty of strays 636 00:28:34,470 --> 00:28:35,655 wandering around the neighborhood. 637 00:28:35,679 --> 00:28:37,804 I'm sure we can pick one up for cheap. 638 00:28:40,095 --> 00:28:41,762 Wow. 639 00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:43,887 You're an ugly motherfucker. 640 00:28:44,109 --> 00:28:45,613 Yeah, well, at least I don't have to hide in a coffin 641 00:28:45,637 --> 00:28:46,883 till the sun goes down. 642 00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:53,553 You ready to do this, Milkovich? 643 00:28:53,637 --> 00:28:55,387 Damn straight, Gallagher. 644 00:29:04,679 --> 00:29:05,845 - Phillip! - Hey! 645 00:29:05,929 --> 00:29:07,363 I got a bunch of these candle things. 646 00:29:07,387 --> 00:29:08,738 - Where do you want 'em? - Uh, yeah. 647 00:29:08,762 --> 00:29:09,863 Put 'em up on the stage and then, uh, 648 00:29:09,887 --> 00:29:11,220 maybe some on the bar too. 649 00:29:12,637 --> 00:29:14,095 - Hey. - Hey. 650 00:29:14,178 --> 00:29:15,387 Got a dress. Where's Debbie? 651 00:29:15,470 --> 00:29:17,178 The bride is in the kitchen. 652 00:29:17,261 --> 00:29:19,178 Babe, clothes. 653 00:29:19,261 --> 00:29:20,428 Where do you want this cake? 654 00:29:20,512 --> 00:29:23,011 Uh, you can put it on the table right there. 655 00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:24,220 Thank you. 656 00:29:26,637 --> 00:29:29,053 - Jesus. - Hey. 657 00:29:29,136 --> 00:29:30,804 This place is a shithole. 658 00:29:30,887 --> 00:29:32,887 - And not in a good way. - No, no, no, no. 659 00:29:32,970 --> 00:29:34,780 It's gonna look a lot better when we turn off the overheads 660 00:29:34,804 --> 00:29:36,553 and light some of the candles; be good. 661 00:29:36,637 --> 00:29:38,437 Yeah, sure, long as our guests are also blind. 662 00:29:39,929 --> 00:29:41,261 Which one of you is the groom? 663 00:29:41,345 --> 00:29:42,512 Ah, Mrs. Wójcik. 664 00:29:42,595 --> 00:29:44,220 Uh, this is the groom, uh, 665 00:29:44,303 --> 00:29:45,929 Michael Milkovich, 666 00:29:46,011 --> 00:29:48,720 and, uh, his best man, Ian Gallagher. 667 00:29:54,470 --> 00:29:55,613 Uh, it's nice to meet you too. 668 00:29:55,637 --> 00:29:57,178 I don't speak that Polish shit... 669 00:29:57,261 --> 00:29:59,887 Ah, nice to meet you. It is such a pleasure. 670 00:29:59,970 --> 00:30:01,053 - We're charmed. - Hey, hey. 671 00:30:01,127 --> 00:30:01,920 Guests are arriving. 672 00:30:02,011 --> 00:30:03,887 Okay. Pleasure. 673 00:30:03,970 --> 00:30:05,220 Hey, what's up, queens? 674 00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:07,261 You finally gonna tie the knot, or what? 675 00:30:07,345 --> 00:30:08,595 Hey, uh, Mrs. Wójcik, 676 00:30:08,679 --> 00:30:10,762 can I ask you to do us a really big favor? 677 00:30:10,845 --> 00:30:12,196 See, my sister, she's freaking out. 678 00:30:12,220 --> 00:30:13,700 I think she's having second thoughts. 679 00:30:13,762 --> 00:30:15,281 - About getting married? - Yeah. 680 00:30:15,306 --> 00:30:16,696 You know, it's been a really emotional day, 681 00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:18,553 you know, with the fire, and... 682 00:30:18,637 --> 00:30:19,780 our mother is no longer alive. 683 00:30:19,804 --> 00:30:21,470 Do you think you could talk to her? 684 00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:22,863 You know, I think a-a few words from you 685 00:30:22,887 --> 00:30:24,512 could really make the difference. 686 00:30:24,595 --> 00:30:25,595 Where is she? 687 00:30:25,679 --> 00:30:27,345 She's just here, just in the kitchen. 688 00:30:27,428 --> 00:30:28,762 Thank you so much. 689 00:30:28,845 --> 00:30:29,946 Where's the rest of the chairs? 690 00:30:29,970 --> 00:30:31,512 Chiavari chairs look nice. 691 00:30:33,303 --> 00:30:34,595 Yeah. 692 00:30:34,679 --> 00:30:36,887 Like how the gold catches the light. 693 00:31:01,303 --> 00:31:02,887 Yeah. Park right here. 694 00:31:05,762 --> 00:31:08,512 The wedding's at the Polish Doll? 695 00:31:08,595 --> 00:31:12,387 Yeah, no, this is not gonna work. 696 00:31:17,762 --> 00:31:19,470 - You coming? - Sorry. 697 00:31:19,553 --> 00:31:21,804 No can do, my friend. 698 00:31:21,887 --> 00:31:23,887 The chick that owns this place hates me. 699 00:31:23,970 --> 00:31:26,512 Tried to stab me more than once. 700 00:31:26,595 --> 00:31:28,261 What'd you do to her? 701 00:31:28,345 --> 00:31:31,261 Many, many things. All consensual. 702 00:31:31,345 --> 00:31:34,303 Although we were both often inebriated. 703 00:31:34,387 --> 00:31:37,095 It was great fun until her husband, Rudy, 704 00:31:37,178 --> 00:31:39,679 returned unexpectedly from his mother's funeral 705 00:31:39,762 --> 00:31:40,946 in the old country, and then... 706 00:31:40,970 --> 00:31:42,679 How long ago was this? 707 00:31:42,762 --> 00:31:45,220 Years. Decades, actually. 708 00:31:47,011 --> 00:31:48,845 She probably won't even remember. 709 00:31:48,929 --> 00:31:50,261 Come on. 710 00:31:52,845 --> 00:31:54,720 She'll remember, all right. 711 00:32:00,679 --> 00:32:03,762 Ugh. My God. I look like a snow cone. 712 00:32:03,845 --> 00:32:05,345 How do I sit down in this thing? 713 00:32:05,428 --> 00:32:07,261 You don't. 714 00:32:07,345 --> 00:32:09,512 Oh, my goodness. 715 00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:11,387 My little Debbie's getting married. 716 00:32:13,804 --> 00:32:16,220 - Here she comes. - How much time do we need? 717 00:32:16,303 --> 00:32:17,970 Forty-five minutes. 718 00:32:18,053 --> 00:32:19,553 - Got it. - Yeah? Okay. 719 00:32:19,637 --> 00:32:20,929 Better hydrate. 720 00:32:24,220 --> 00:32:25,845 Debbie? 721 00:32:25,929 --> 00:32:27,970 Debs? 722 00:32:28,053 --> 00:32:29,929 Go away, Phillip! 723 00:32:30,011 --> 00:32:31,529 Oh, please come out. The guests are arriving. 724 00:32:31,553 --> 00:32:33,220 - So come on. - No! No! 725 00:32:33,303 --> 00:32:35,345 - No! I can't do it. - Oh! 726 00:32:35,412 --> 00:32:37,995 I can't. No! 727 00:32:38,095 --> 00:32:41,762 I know. I know it's scary. 728 00:32:41,845 --> 00:32:43,279 No bride should have to go through this 729 00:32:43,303 --> 00:32:44,512 without their mother. 730 00:32:44,595 --> 00:32:46,261 It's so scary. 731 00:32:46,345 --> 00:32:47,553 You see her? 732 00:32:47,637 --> 00:32:48,804 What does she look like? 733 00:32:48,894 --> 00:32:50,310 Big hair. Big tits. 734 00:32:50,387 --> 00:32:51,220 Scary. 735 00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:53,720 No. Maybe she's not here. 736 00:32:53,804 --> 00:32:55,071 If she is, I'm gonna hold you in front of me 737 00:32:55,095 --> 00:32:56,637 as a human shield. 738 00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,595 Woman is quick with a blade. 739 00:32:58,679 --> 00:33:00,053 Here. 740 00:33:00,136 --> 00:33:02,387 Hey, Kev. Kev. Guard that door. 741 00:33:02,470 --> 00:33:04,321 That polka lady tries to come out of the kitchen, 742 00:33:04,345 --> 00:33:05,345 don't let her. 743 00:33:05,442 --> 00:33:06,749 "Don't let her" how? 744 00:33:06,821 --> 00:33:09,461 Tackle her. Punch her. I don't give a shit. 745 00:33:09,714 --> 00:33:11,380 - You gonna sit, sweetheart? - I can't. 746 00:33:11,405 --> 00:33:13,779 I gotta punch an old lady. 747 00:33:16,845 --> 00:33:18,428 Those the Gay Jesus groupies? 748 00:33:18,512 --> 00:33:21,470 Oh, yeah. Ian said they might be coming. 749 00:33:23,679 --> 00:33:26,178 - Hey, man. What's up? - Hey, Geneva. 750 00:33:26,261 --> 00:33:28,512 All right. Rainbow Squad, take the back. 751 00:33:28,595 --> 00:33:30,261 The rest of you, with me out front. 752 00:33:30,345 --> 00:33:32,178 Let's go. 753 00:33:32,261 --> 00:33:33,261 See ya. 754 00:33:37,804 --> 00:33:39,470 Jesus. Debbie know you're coming? 755 00:33:39,553 --> 00:33:41,553 She got down on her hands and knees and begged me. 756 00:33:41,644 --> 00:33:43,477 Where is she? 757 00:33:43,553 --> 00:33:46,428 What's this shit? 758 00:33:46,512 --> 00:33:48,261 What the fuck? 759 00:33:48,345 --> 00:33:50,470 What's this asshole up to? 760 00:33:52,095 --> 00:33:54,804 The hell you doing, Jamie? 761 00:33:54,887 --> 00:33:56,470 You little shit! 762 00:34:01,428 --> 00:34:02,720 Jamie, you come back here! 763 00:34:02,804 --> 00:34:04,095 - No! - You little shit! 764 00:34:08,595 --> 00:34:10,804 - What were you doing, asshole? - Come on, Uncle Terry. 765 00:34:10,887 --> 00:34:12,839 - What? - Let me go, m... 766 00:34:13,441 --> 00:34:14,762 What were you telling that car? 767 00:34:14,853 --> 00:34:16,269 Sandy. 768 00:34:16,345 --> 00:34:17,970 What about Sandy? 769 00:34:18,053 --> 00:34:19,738 She told me to stand out there, tell anyone who showed up 770 00:34:19,762 --> 00:34:21,845 where we moved Mick's wedding 'cause of the fire. 771 00:34:21,929 --> 00:34:23,387 Where? Where'd they move it to? 772 00:34:23,470 --> 00:34:24,804 That-that polka place. 773 00:34:24,887 --> 00:34:26,762 Th-the-the Polish Doll. 774 00:34:47,387 --> 00:34:50,512 Hey. She came. 775 00:34:50,595 --> 00:34:53,387 - What? Who did? - Tami. 776 00:34:53,470 --> 00:34:54,887 Uh, that was in question? 777 00:34:54,970 --> 00:34:57,845 Eh. Could've gone either way. 778 00:34:57,970 --> 00:34:59,387 What'd you do this time? 779 00:34:59,470 --> 00:35:01,261 Fuck off. 780 00:35:02,470 --> 00:35:05,011 You ready? 781 00:35:05,095 --> 00:35:07,095 Yeah. 782 00:35:15,804 --> 00:35:17,053 You choose this shit? 783 00:35:17,136 --> 00:35:19,512 Absolutely. 784 00:35:19,595 --> 00:35:21,929 - You soft motherfucker. - You know it. 785 00:35:22,011 --> 00:35:23,804 - I love you. - I love you too, man. 786 00:35:26,136 --> 00:35:30,512 - ? At last ? - You good? 787 00:35:33,970 --> 00:35:37,845 ? My love has come along ? 788 00:35:42,261 --> 00:35:45,720 ? My lonely days ? 789 00:35:45,804 --> 00:35:47,595 ? Are over ? 790 00:35:50,887 --> 00:35:54,470 ? And life is like a song ? 791 00:35:58,595 --> 00:36:01,136 ? Oh, yeah, yeah ? 792 00:36:01,220 --> 00:36:03,470 ? At last ? 793 00:36:07,011 --> 00:36:11,261 ? The skies above are blue ? 794 00:36:15,053 --> 00:36:16,970 ? My heart ? 795 00:36:17,053 --> 00:36:21,136 ? Was wrapped up in clover ? 796 00:36:23,929 --> 00:36:27,929 ? The night I looked at you ? 797 00:36:33,011 --> 00:36:34,720 Dearly beloved, 798 00:36:34,804 --> 00:36:37,637 we have gathered here today to witness and bless 799 00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:39,930 the joining together of these two men 800 00:36:39,955 --> 00:36:41,679 - in holy matrimony. - _ 801 00:36:43,553 --> 00:36:45,845 Ian, will you take this man to be your husband? 802 00:36:45,929 --> 00:36:47,470 Will you love him... 803 00:36:47,553 --> 00:36:50,178 Mickey's not marrying that ginger fuck today. 804 00:36:51,261 --> 00:36:53,970 ? We shall overcome ? 805 00:36:54,053 --> 00:36:56,637 - Oh, what the hell? - ? Someday ? 806 00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:59,762 - Fuckin' hippie homos. - Jesus. 807 00:36:59,845 --> 00:37:01,029 - Look at all these lesbos. - ? We are not afraid ? 808 00:37:01,053 --> 00:37:02,095 And fairies. 809 00:37:02,178 --> 00:37:03,595 Kumbaya, bitch! 810 00:37:03,679 --> 00:37:07,220 ? We are not afraid ? 811 00:37:07,303 --> 00:37:11,762 ? We are not afraid today ? 812 00:37:14,011 --> 00:37:17,053 ? We are not afraid ? 813 00:37:17,119 --> 00:37:20,289 - ? Today ? - Go! 814 00:37:20,314 --> 00:37:21,500 What do you want me to do? 815 00:37:21,578 --> 00:37:24,239 Drive, fuckhead! I can't shoot 'em all. 816 00:37:24,303 --> 00:37:26,845 ? We'll walk hand in hand ? 817 00:37:26,929 --> 00:37:29,387 ? We'll walk hand in hand ? 818 00:37:29,470 --> 00:37:33,227 ? Someday ? 819 00:37:33,679 --> 00:37:34,679 Amen! 820 00:37:34,762 --> 00:37:35,845 - Yes! - All right! 821 00:37:35,929 --> 00:37:37,679 - Love wins! - Yeah! 822 00:37:39,595 --> 00:37:43,845 I, Mikhailo, take you, Ian, 823 00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:46,720 to be my husband, 824 00:37:46,804 --> 00:37:48,887 to have and to hold 825 00:37:48,970 --> 00:37:51,220 from this day forward, 826 00:37:51,303 --> 00:37:53,512 for better or worse, 827 00:37:53,595 --> 00:37:56,345 for richer, for poorer... 828 00:37:57,706 --> 00:37:59,540 in sickness and in health... 829 00:38:01,178 --> 00:38:05,428 to love and to cherish you... 830 00:38:05,512 --> 00:38:07,303 till death do us part. 831 00:38:10,762 --> 00:38:12,887 I, Ian, 832 00:38:12,970 --> 00:38:16,053 take you, Mickey, 833 00:38:16,136 --> 00:38:17,512 to be my husband... 834 00:38:19,553 --> 00:38:22,303 to have and to hold you from this day forward, 835 00:38:22,387 --> 00:38:24,387 for better or for worse, 836 00:38:24,470 --> 00:38:25,970 richer or poorer... 837 00:38:27,345 --> 00:38:28,720 in sickness and in health 838 00:38:31,512 --> 00:38:33,136 to love and to cherish you 839 00:38:33,220 --> 00:38:35,345 till death do us part. 840 00:38:35,428 --> 00:38:37,428 Now that Mikhailo and Ian 841 00:38:37,512 --> 00:38:39,845 have given themselves to each other, 842 00:38:39,929 --> 00:38:41,637 with these vows 843 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:44,512 and the giving and receiving of rings, 844 00:38:44,595 --> 00:38:46,387 I now pronounce you... 845 00:38:46,470 --> 00:38:49,345 husband and husband. 846 00:38:50,595 --> 00:38:52,345 - Now? - Yes, now. 847 00:39:28,637 --> 00:39:30,470 Oh, okay. 848 00:39:30,553 --> 00:39:32,387 Hey, I gotta go now. 849 00:39:32,470 --> 00:39:35,553 You're ready for the wedding now? 850 00:39:35,637 --> 00:39:37,845 The wedding? Oh, I think we missed it. 851 00:39:55,887 --> 00:39:57,595 Wh-what the hell's going on? 852 00:39:57,679 --> 00:40:00,428 Well, that-that homo married that other homo. 853 00:40:01,261 --> 00:40:02,720 What? 854 00:40:02,804 --> 00:40:04,929 Selling lots of booze, though. 855 00:40:15,220 --> 00:40:17,136 Hey. 856 00:40:17,220 --> 00:40:19,345 Zuzzy, how you been? 857 00:40:19,428 --> 00:40:22,970 Don't you fuckin' "Zuzzy" me, Gallagher! 858 00:40:35,804 --> 00:40:37,720 - What's up, buddy? - Frank. 859 00:40:40,387 --> 00:40:42,762 You look underaged and thirsty. 860 00:40:42,845 --> 00:40:44,428 Thanks. 861 00:40:47,637 --> 00:40:49,720 If you're thinking about jumping Sandy, I wouldn't. 862 00:40:49,804 --> 00:40:51,345 She did time for assault. 863 00:40:51,428 --> 00:40:53,220 Juvie, but the guy's still slurping meals 864 00:40:53,303 --> 00:40:55,136 through a straw. 865 00:40:55,220 --> 00:40:57,595 Um, I'm not gay. 866 00:40:57,679 --> 00:40:59,679 - You're not? - No. 867 00:40:59,762 --> 00:41:02,428 Just experimented a bit, but it's not really my thing. 868 00:41:03,637 --> 00:41:05,303 So what is your thing? 869 00:41:06,220 --> 00:41:08,303 Toys and porn. 870 00:41:09,845 --> 00:41:11,720 I like toys. 871 00:41:15,553 --> 00:41:17,261 Okay. 872 00:41:19,887 --> 00:41:21,428 Let's play. 873 00:41:32,095 --> 00:41:33,929 I mean, sometimes I wish I was gay, you know. 874 00:41:34,011 --> 00:41:35,516 Sure, yeah. 875 00:41:35,595 --> 00:41:38,095 Marry your best friend. 876 00:41:38,178 --> 00:41:39,887 Blow jobs. Make each other sandwiches... 877 00:41:39,970 --> 00:41:42,095 Kevin! 878 00:41:42,178 --> 00:41:43,780 - Thank you for inviting me. - Thank you for coming. 879 00:41:43,804 --> 00:41:45,196 - It was so beautiful. - Appreciate that. 880 00:41:45,220 --> 00:41:47,637 And you. Congratulations. 881 00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:48,970 I love you guys. 882 00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:52,053 Be right back. 883 00:42:02,345 --> 00:42:04,136 Why are you hiding that money? 884 00:42:10,053 --> 00:42:11,804 What money? 885 00:42:11,887 --> 00:42:13,804 The money you're hiding under the bar. 886 00:42:13,887 --> 00:42:15,345 I love this song. Let's dance. 887 00:42:15,428 --> 00:42:17,387 - You wanna dance? - $800? 888 00:42:17,470 --> 00:42:19,529 We promised never to keep secrets from each other, Kevin. 889 00:42:19,553 --> 00:42:21,387 - Why? - Why what? 890 00:42:21,470 --> 00:42:23,196 Why did we promise not to keep secrets from each other? 891 00:42:23,220 --> 00:42:24,321 Because not all secrets are bad. 892 00:42:24,345 --> 00:42:26,136 Some secrets are good. 893 00:42:26,220 --> 00:42:28,136 You've been acting so strange. 894 00:42:28,220 --> 00:42:30,345 Is this-is this more of your midlife crisis? 895 00:42:30,428 --> 00:42:31,637 No. 896 00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:33,011 Are you seeing someone? 897 00:42:33,095 --> 00:42:34,154 Another woman? Having an affair? 898 00:42:34,178 --> 00:42:36,136 No. Of course not. 899 00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:37,845 Then what? Why the money? 900 00:42:37,929 --> 00:42:40,303 I-it's gone, okay? I spent it all. 901 00:42:40,387 --> 00:42:41,720 On what? 902 00:42:41,804 --> 00:42:43,679 Oh, my God! 903 00:42:43,762 --> 00:42:46,929 Snoopy Mary! 904 00:42:47,011 --> 00:42:48,553 Way to ruin a surprise! 905 00:42:51,762 --> 00:42:55,261 I wanted to give you with, like, you know, romantic music, 906 00:42:55,345 --> 00:42:58,178 I don't know, candles, maybe a little wine. 907 00:42:58,261 --> 00:43:00,303 Oh, my gosh. 908 00:43:00,387 --> 00:43:01,845 Cost me more than what I had, 909 00:43:01,929 --> 00:43:04,345 but I figured, with Keg Zone, I'd make enough 910 00:43:04,428 --> 00:43:05,845 and I could pay the rest off later. 911 00:43:05,929 --> 00:43:07,762 You like it? 912 00:43:07,845 --> 00:43:08,929 ? ...somebody who... ? 913 00:43:09,011 --> 00:43:10,512 Ask me. 914 00:43:10,595 --> 00:43:12,512 ? ...to hold me in his arms... ? 915 00:43:12,595 --> 00:43:15,512 Ask me, fool! 916 00:43:15,595 --> 00:43:17,071 - Veronica Fisher, w... - On your knees. 917 00:43:17,095 --> 00:43:18,637 Oh. 918 00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:22,178 ? ...love that burns hot enough to last... ? 919 00:43:22,261 --> 00:43:23,929 Veronica Fisher, 920 00:43:24,011 --> 00:43:25,387 will you marry me? 921 00:43:25,470 --> 00:43:26,987 I mean, I gotta find my ex and get a divorce... 922 00:43:27,011 --> 00:43:28,512 Yes! 923 00:43:28,595 --> 00:43:30,303 Yes, yes, yes, yes! 924 00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:36,178 ? I wanna feel the heat with somebody ? 925 00:43:40,428 --> 00:43:42,387 Tami. 926 00:43:42,470 --> 00:43:43,887 Hey. 927 00:43:43,970 --> 00:43:45,303 Hey. 928 00:43:47,011 --> 00:43:48,261 Hi. 929 00:43:52,220 --> 00:43:53,887 Thanks for coming. 930 00:43:53,970 --> 00:43:56,804 I love Ian. 931 00:43:56,887 --> 00:43:58,929 Yeah, it was a-it was a beautiful ceremony, huh? 932 00:44:02,762 --> 00:44:04,553 Will you just... 933 00:44:04,637 --> 00:44:06,261 come look inside the house with me? 934 00:44:07,845 --> 00:44:10,428 You know, it's got-it's got two beds, 935 00:44:10,512 --> 00:44:12,845 bath, big backyard. 936 00:44:12,929 --> 00:44:16,011 I don't need to look inside. 937 00:44:16,095 --> 00:44:17,363 Well, I'm not moving to Milwaukee. 938 00:44:17,387 --> 00:44:18,845 I told you that. 939 00:44:20,011 --> 00:44:22,345 So don't. 940 00:44:22,428 --> 00:44:24,220 Wh-wh-what does that mean? 941 00:44:24,303 --> 00:44:26,762 Fred and I are going. 942 00:44:26,845 --> 00:44:28,845 If you don't wanna come with us, 943 00:44:28,929 --> 00:44:30,345 you don't have to. 944 00:44:30,428 --> 00:44:31,762 You're gonna take Fred? 945 00:44:31,845 --> 00:44:34,261 It's a two-hour train ride. 946 00:44:34,345 --> 00:44:35,637 Come and visit us 947 00:44:35,720 --> 00:44:38,428 whenever you can tear yourself away from your family. 948 00:44:38,512 --> 00:44:39,987 Tami, c-c-c-can't we talk about this or something? 949 00:44:40,011 --> 00:44:41,845 No. No, Lip, because I don't want 950 00:44:41,978 --> 00:44:44,144 your life, okay? 951 00:44:44,220 --> 00:44:46,095 I wanted us to create a life together. 952 00:44:46,177 --> 00:44:47,730 - That's-that's... - Yeah. A life for you... 953 00:44:47,754 --> 00:44:49,292 - that's what I want too! - and me and Fred, 954 00:44:49,316 --> 00:44:50,676 and then you just went out 955 00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:53,239 and did whatever the fuck you wanted to without thinking about us. 956 00:44:53,263 --> 00:44:54,490 I was thinking about you. 957 00:44:54,515 --> 00:44:56,192 - That's all I was doing - How am I ever supposed to trust you again? 958 00:44:56,216 --> 00:44:57,473 - You can trust me. - No, I can't! 959 00:44:57,497 --> 00:44:59,421 Hey, you're not taking Fred! 960 00:45:03,303 --> 00:45:05,470 I'm his mother. 961 00:45:05,561 --> 00:45:08,186 I've got a house and a job. 962 00:45:08,261 --> 00:45:10,599 So... 963 00:45:11,595 --> 00:45:14,387 really wanna take this to court? 964 00:45:14,470 --> 00:45:17,387 You fucking serious? 965 00:45:17,470 --> 00:45:19,053 Y-you're gonna take Fred 966 00:45:19,143 --> 00:45:21,477 to punish me for not wanting to move? 967 00:45:21,553 --> 00:45:23,428 No, Lip, I'm not punishing you! 968 00:45:23,512 --> 00:45:25,261 - Get the fuck outta here! - Jesus! 969 00:45:25,345 --> 00:45:27,512 We're supposed to be in a relationship! 970 00:45:27,595 --> 00:45:30,044 That means that we make important decisions together. 971 00:45:30,069 --> 00:45:31,987 All right! You want me to move to fucking Milwaukee? 972 00:45:32,011 --> 00:45:33,724 I'll move to Milwaukee, all right? 973 00:45:33,749 --> 00:45:35,919 I'll hate it, but if that's what Tami wants... 974 00:45:35,944 --> 00:45:37,787 - You know what? You're an asshole. - That's what Tami gets, right? 975 00:45:37,811 --> 00:45:38,967 - You're an asshole. - I'm an asshole? 976 00:45:38,991 --> 00:45:39,796 Fuck you! 977 00:45:39,821 --> 00:45:41,794 You're the one trying to take away my kid! 978 00:45:41,860 --> 00:45:44,444 No! Our kid, Lip. He is our kid! 979 00:45:48,178 --> 00:45:49,679 Shit. 980 00:45:50,929 --> 00:45:52,178 Come here. 981 00:45:52,261 --> 00:45:54,303 It's okay. 982 00:46:03,428 --> 00:46:05,387 I'm so sorry. 983 00:46:14,387 --> 00:46:16,720 Don't do this, please. 984 00:46:16,804 --> 00:46:18,762 Let's just stop lying to each other. 985 00:46:18,845 --> 00:46:21,679 Okay? 986 00:46:21,762 --> 00:46:23,261 You love your fucked-up family 987 00:46:23,345 --> 00:46:24,571 more than you're ever gonna love me. 988 00:46:24,595 --> 00:46:27,303 That's not true. 989 00:46:27,387 --> 00:46:28,637 That's not true. 990 00:46:30,136 --> 00:46:34,053 Yeah, it is. 991 00:46:36,553 --> 00:46:38,011 You should get back inside there. 992 00:46:38,095 --> 00:46:40,303 Sounds like you're missing a fun time. 993 00:46:40,387 --> 00:46:42,095 - Oh, I got... I can help. - I got it. 994 00:46:42,178 --> 00:46:43,804 No. 995 00:46:43,887 --> 00:46:45,720 Hey. Hey. 996 00:46:45,804 --> 00:46:47,762 I got you. 997 00:46:47,845 --> 00:46:49,428 All right. 998 00:47:16,095 --> 00:47:18,261 Nice dress. 999 00:47:18,345 --> 00:47:20,595 Thank you. 1000 00:47:22,595 --> 00:47:24,675 Is that Frank making out with that Polish polka lady? 1001 00:47:26,679 --> 00:47:28,637 Yeah. Wow. 1002 00:47:32,887 --> 00:47:35,261 I miss Mom. 1003 00:47:37,178 --> 00:47:40,345 Yeah. 1004 00:47:43,679 --> 00:47:45,428 Monica would've loved today. 1005 00:47:52,220 --> 00:47:55,261 ? I found a love ? 1006 00:47:55,345 --> 00:47:58,011 ? For me ? 1007 00:47:58,095 --> 00:48:00,887 I should probably go dance with my husband. 1008 00:48:00,970 --> 00:48:02,210 ? Darlin', just dive right in ? 1009 00:48:02,261 --> 00:48:03,470 Go. 1010 00:48:03,553 --> 00:48:07,136 ? Follow my lead ? 1011 00:48:07,220 --> 00:48:10,637 ? I found a girl ? 1012 00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:14,804 ? Beautiful and sweet ? 1013 00:48:14,887 --> 00:48:18,595 ? I never knew you were the someone ? 1014 00:48:18,679 --> 00:48:20,136 ? Waiting for me ? 1015 00:48:20,220 --> 00:48:21,512 Come on. 1016 00:48:21,595 --> 00:48:22,804 ? 'Cause we were just kids ? 1017 00:48:22,887 --> 00:48:26,053 ? When we fell in love ? 1018 00:48:26,136 --> 00:48:29,887 ? Not knowing what it was ? 1019 00:48:29,970 --> 00:48:33,637 ? I will not give you up ? 1020 00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:37,512 ? This time ? 1021 00:48:37,595 --> 00:48:41,345 ? Darling, just kiss me slow ? 1022 00:48:41,428 --> 00:48:45,011 ? Your heart is all I own ? 1023 00:48:45,095 --> 00:48:47,679 ? And in your eyes, you're holding... ? 1024 00:48:47,762 --> 00:48:50,178 - Can I get a Coke? - Yeah, sure. 1025 00:48:51,679 --> 00:48:54,220 ? Baby, I'm... ? 1026 00:48:54,303 --> 00:48:55,595 Yeah. 1027 00:48:55,679 --> 00:48:58,887 You like some rum in that? 1028 00:48:58,970 --> 00:48:59,970 Sure. 1029 00:49:00,053 --> 00:49:03,011 ? With you between my arms ? 1030 00:49:03,095 --> 00:49:06,804 ? Barefoot on the grass ? 1031 00:49:06,887 --> 00:49:08,303 Thanks. 1032 00:49:08,387 --> 00:49:10,053 ? Listening to our favorite song ? 1033 00:49:10,136 --> 00:49:12,679 ? When you said you looked a mess... ? 1034 00:49:12,762 --> 00:49:14,720 Listen up, everyone! 1035 00:49:14,804 --> 00:49:16,637 I'm the closest thing to a bride we've got. 1036 00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:20,804 So I'm throwin' the bouquet! 1037 00:49:20,887 --> 00:49:22,720 Line up, single losers! 1038 00:49:22,804 --> 00:49:24,512 ? You look perfect tonight ? 1039 00:49:24,595 --> 00:49:26,053 Right here! Right here, Deb! 1040 00:49:30,637 --> 00:49:34,136 ? Well, I found a woman ? 1041 00:49:34,220 --> 00:49:38,095 ? Stronger than anyone I know... ? 1042 00:49:38,178 --> 00:49:39,929 Can I get another? 1043 00:49:40,011 --> 00:49:41,845 - Sure. - Thanks. 1044 00:49:41,929 --> 00:49:45,595 ? I'll share her home ? 1045 00:49:45,679 --> 00:49:47,929 ? I found a love ? 1046 00:49:50,011 --> 00:49:53,595 ? To carry more than just my secrets ? 1047 00:49:53,679 --> 00:49:55,387 ? To carry love ? 1048 00:49:55,470 --> 00:49:57,428 ? To carry children ? 1049 00:49:57,512 --> 00:50:00,095 ? Of our own ? 1050 00:50:00,178 --> 00:50:04,637 ? We are still kids, but we're so in love ? 1051 00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:07,095 ? Fighting against all odds ? 1052 00:50:09,136 --> 00:50:12,095 ? I know we'll be all right ? 1053 00:50:12,178 --> 00:50:16,720 ? This time ? 1054 00:50:16,804 --> 00:50:20,720 ? I don't deserve this ? 1055 00:50:20,804 --> 00:50:24,220 ? You look perfect ? 1056 00:50:24,303 --> 00:50:26,804 ? Tonight ? 1057 00:50:35,387 --> 00:50:38,470 I'm gonna need that car back eventually. 1058 00:50:38,553 --> 00:50:40,011 Are those hickies? 1059 00:50:40,095 --> 00:50:41,387 Yeah. 1060 00:50:41,470 --> 00:50:43,345 Woman's a wildcat. 1061 00:50:43,428 --> 00:50:44,929 It's a myth 1062 00:50:45,011 --> 00:50:47,428 about the female libido declining with age. 1063 00:50:47,512 --> 00:50:49,637 They get hornier. 1064 00:50:49,720 --> 00:50:51,136 I'll keep that in mind. 1065 00:50:52,220 --> 00:50:54,011 Zuzanna doesn't hate gays. 1066 00:50:54,095 --> 00:50:56,470 It's her husband, Rudy. 1067 00:50:56,553 --> 00:50:59,887 Turns out, Rudy's gayer than Liberace. 1068 00:50:59,970 --> 00:51:02,512 She found boxes of mano a mano porn 1069 00:51:02,595 --> 00:51:04,261 after he died. 1070 00:51:04,345 --> 00:51:07,887 The old Polish bastard was a raging gay homophobe. 1071 00:51:08,929 --> 00:51:11,178 Aren't all homophobes gay? 1072 00:51:12,303 --> 00:51:14,679 Probably so, son. 1073 00:51:14,762 --> 00:51:17,387 Probably so. 1074 00:52:34,303 --> 00:52:36,178 I need to find a meeting. 1075 00:52:39,720 --> 00:52:41,845 Come with me? 1076 00:52:43,804 --> 00:52:45,136 Sure. 1077 00:52:46,845 --> 00:52:48,428 Let me grab my coat. 1078 00:53:42,220 --> 00:53:44,136 What is it? 1079 00:53:47,637 --> 00:53:49,720 Shit. I think it's the cops. 1080 00:53:57,595 --> 00:53:59,720 - What's with all the banging? - Cops, maybe. 1081 00:53:59,804 --> 00:54:02,261 Ugh. What did Frank do now? 1082 00:54:07,136 --> 00:54:09,637 - Deborah Gallagher? - Uh, no. 1083 00:54:09,720 --> 00:54:11,404 We have an arrest warrant for Deborah Gallagher. 1084 00:54:11,428 --> 00:54:13,136 No shit. What for? 1085 00:54:13,220 --> 00:54:15,720 Statutory rape of a minor. Julia Nicolo? 1086 00:54:15,804 --> 00:54:17,470 Fuck. 1087 00:54:18,804 --> 00:54:20,345 We got a runner! 1088 00:54:24,595 --> 00:54:26,178 Uh, what's going on? 1089 00:54:26,261 --> 00:54:28,220 When's your 18th birthday? 1090 00:54:34,679 --> 00:54:36,136 Stop! Police! 1091 00:54:50,178 --> 00:54:52,804 Jesus. 1092 00:55:04,512 --> 00:55:05,720 Needs some work. 1093 00:55:07,136 --> 00:55:09,345 Yeah. No shit. 1094 00:55:16,470 --> 00:55:17,804 Two bedrooms? 1095 00:55:20,178 --> 00:55:22,345 Yeah. 1096 00:55:25,261 --> 00:55:27,178 One bathroom. 1097 00:55:27,261 --> 00:55:29,011 Two-car garage. 1098 00:55:31,887 --> 00:55:34,595 You got another mask? 1099 00:55:36,970 --> 00:55:39,095 Yeah. Absolutely. 1100 00:55:42,220 --> 00:55:44,804 Hope my tetanus is up-to-date. 1101 00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:54,178 No? Oh. 1102 00:56:47,095 --> 00:56:50,512 Good morning, Mr. Gallavich. 1103 00:56:50,595 --> 00:56:53,720 Good morning, Mr... 1104 00:56:53,804 --> 00:56:56,186 Millagher? 1105 00:56:58,595 --> 00:57:00,220 You hungry? 1106 00:57:00,303 --> 00:57:02,720 Hmm. 1107 00:57:02,804 --> 00:57:03,845 Not really. 1108 00:57:03,929 --> 00:57:06,261 Hmm. 1109 00:57:06,345 --> 00:57:07,595 You wanna go again? 1110 00:57:10,011 --> 00:57:11,428 Absolutely. 1111 00:57:15,261 --> 00:57:16,261 Ah, shit! 1112 00:57:16,303 --> 00:57:18,637 Oh! 1113 00:57:29,223 --> 00:57:31,890 I think your dad might still be a little upset. 1114 00:57:35,638 --> 00:57:40,575 CREDITS