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Okay, so it looks like
everyone agrees

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that Paul Rudd is the celebrity
with the cutest butt.

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So no more fighting about this,
okay, guys?

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So I guess
we're all just pretending

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that Dennis Leary doesn't exist.

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- That's fine.
- Next up,

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we are switching over
electronics

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from SuperCloud
to the new Zephra products.

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Ah, Sand... Sandra,
I am gonna have you

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set up the display today.

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I scouted a Best Buy
and picked up

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some really out there ideas.

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Oh, Glenn,
do you think we're ready?

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We'll see.

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Um, and Jonah and Justine,
you get to help out tomorrow

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when the rest of the
shipment comes in.

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Oh, I'm actually...
I'm not here tomorrow.

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Oh, yes, um... I forgot to
take you off the schedule.

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Sorry, um... uh, Sayid,
um, you're gonna have to

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come in a little early
tomorrow to help out.

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I have to come in early

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because Jonah doesn't feel
like working?

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Yeah, and you wouldn't
give me the day off

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to Skype with my boyfriend.

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The time difference
with Ghana is so tricky.

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We haven't even gotten
a chance to talk yet.

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I'm actually going to
a meeting for Raise the Wage.

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So this is really
to help all of us.

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You know what would help us

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is if we were all
sleeping with the boss.

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- Mm-hmm.
- Then we could

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all take a day off
whenever we wanted.

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Well, someone
would still have to work.

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So who doesn't wanna
sleep with Amy?

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Okay, no, Tina, that's not...

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Oh, really? Sayid, wow.

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You'd be lucky.

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Anyway, I don't give
Jonah special treatment.

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It's not just Jonah.

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It's all your favorites.

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Glenn, Garrett, Cheyenne

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Oh, Amy, I'm one of your favorites?

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- No.
- Oh.

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I mean, no, I don't have favorites.

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Okay, then who here was
invited to Emma's quinceañera?

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Okay, no more raising hands.

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I be corporate HR
would love to hear

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about the favoritism
at this store.

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- He's right, they would.
- There's no favoritism.

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No, guys,

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there's no need to call HR, okay?

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Jonah, I'm not taking you
off the schedule.

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So you're gonna have to
find someone yourself to cover.

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That's totally fair,

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and I'm sure I can find
somebody else to cover for me.

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- Sarah?
- No.

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Jesus, Sarah,
at least take a minute

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to pretend to look
at your calendar or something.

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Synced and corrected by hawken45
for www.addic7ed.com

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Okay. Here's the plan.

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Myrtle has passed.
Rest in peace.

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Miss her like cray, but now
I can quit the vision center

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and be your new assistant.

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Mateo, you know it's not
as simple as that.

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I can't work for Dan anymore.

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Every night, he calls me
from the McDonald's drive-thru

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begging me to talk
him out of it.

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And I try, but he goes through.

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And then it's just
ten minutes of him

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sobbing and eating
and I have to forgive him

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every night.

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Mateo, I really could
use the help right now,

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but I can't hire you.

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Zephra still uses E-Verify.

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- This is so unfair.
- I know.

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Oh, my God.

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I have to give Dan's wife a lift.

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To Fort Wayne, Indiana?

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Where is that?

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Okay, no, no. Mateo, no.

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That's crazy. You can't do that.

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We'll figure something out. I mean,

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maybe if there were
some kind of way to...

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Do you actually have a plan

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or are you just not telling me
to be mysterious

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or do you have, like, no idea.

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I don't know. It's just too risky.

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Okay, I'm gonna pee
and come back.

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What the hell is all this?

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Um, it's the display
for the new Zephra products.

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Yeah, it's also a shoplifter's paradise.

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Nothing's locked down.

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This phone, swipe.

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This tablet, swipe.

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This... I don't know what that is.

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It's a digital picture frame.

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It has Wi-Fi, so you can upload
right from your phone.

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Really? Cool.

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Anyway, swipe.

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Look, this is the most
expensive merch in the store.

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I can't have Zephra thinking

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I'm running a buffet for thieves.

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Right, but, um...
It's actually Glenn's idea

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and he's Floor Supervisor now,

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so maybe I should ask him.

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The only thing
you need to ask Glenn

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is how a man manages to make it
to 60 without hitting puberty.

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This is my domain,
and I say take it down.

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Did you also want me
to ask about the puberty?

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So then on your books,
Mateo would still

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get paid by the vision center,
but he'd work with me.

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And Eugene would
stay on my payroll,

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but he'd work with you.

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But we had a good thing going here.

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I mean, we were vibing. It's like...

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- Yes.
- But I just don't know

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- anything about this guy.
- I'm Eugene.

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He's Eugene! He's the best!

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- He's, um, uh... positive.
- Mm-hmm.

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And, uh...

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- He is, uh... so tall.
- So tall.

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Hm. Eugene, could you
get those boxes off

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from the top shelf,
and take them to the back?

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Sure thing.

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Hmm. Good extension.

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- Nice wide stance.
- Uh-huh.

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The kid's good.

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- I'm sold.
- Good.

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- Yay!
- Great. Awesome.

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And, um, also, you know,
we should probably

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keep all of this on the down low.

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Just the fewer people who know,
probably the better.

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Of course. I mean,

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I actually find shared
secrets very thrilling.

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Okay.

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Oh, sure.
I can cover your shift, um,

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if you can do me a huge favor.

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Uh, yeah, sure. Maybe. What is it?

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Okay, if the cops call you,

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just say that you were with Bo
all night last Thursday.

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Just if they call.
There's, like, an 80% chance.

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That's high. That's a high chance.

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I'll cover your shift
if you work for me next Friday.

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Oh, great. Okay, great, yeah.

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What's... what's going on Friday?

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Oh, nothing. Just having
a little thing at my place.

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Oh, you're, uh...
you're doing a thing.

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That's... that's cool. Cool.

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So yeah, I'll just, uh...
I'll cover for you

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while you're having your thing.

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- And I'll... I'll be here.
- That's how this works.

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He wasn't at the ravine.
He wasn't at the ravine.

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He wasn't... he wasn't at the ravine.

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Okay, hi, cops.

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Okay, so I swiped this
digital picture frame

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from electronics because it'll
look really cute on your desk.

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Ooh. Yes, it would.

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Oh, it's gonna be so nice

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to have an assistant
who actually helps.

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Myrtle used to just cut out

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pictures of horses
from magazines

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and tape them to my computer.

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Uh, whoa, did you just say
Mateo's your new assistant?

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How's that possible?

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I thought he couldn't work for Cloud 9.

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- Um...
- Well, uh...

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I just found out that, um,
I got a work permit.

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My lawyer called me this morning.

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I just haven't had time
to tell anybody.

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Ah Mateo, that's awesome!

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But Amy, that's bung.

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I mean, you say
you don't play favorites,

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but then you give
the sweet assistant job

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to your brother-in-law.

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Okay, Mateo is not my brother-in-law.

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He and Eric are just boyfriends.

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Boyfriends?

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Did he say boyfriends?

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Well, I'd want the job, too.

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I've been dying for a desk job.

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At least give us a chance
to interview for it.

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- Yeah, come on.
- Or maybe we should call HR

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- after all.
- Look, you guys,

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I just... I didn't realize

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that there would be so much
excitement for the job,

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So seeing as it's not finalized...

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- I'm sorry, it's not.
- Nope.

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Uh, let's... let's open this up.

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- Yes!
- Uh, anyone can apply.

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Anyone.

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Okay, let's start by hearing

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everybody's work experience.

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You first, Justine.

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Oh, okay. Well, um, I have worked here

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for over three years,

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and before that I was a dog groomer

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So I guess you could say

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I am good with hot-tempered bitches.

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I'm sorry. I'm very nervous.

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No, thank you, Justine,
for answering the question.

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Okay, Marcus, you next.

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Let's see, before Cloud 9,

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I did some office management
for my dad's business,

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mostly answering phones and filing.

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Oh, so... so, like, assistant stuff?

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- Yeah.
- Wow. That's fun

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and surprising.

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Okay, Mateo, uh, you?

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I, um, can type
100 words per minute.

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- Oh, wow.
- And I am currently

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on a three month trial of the
full Microsoft Office Suite.

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Oh, hey, look at that.

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Triscuit sale, two-for-one.

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Hey, you've got a thing coming up.

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Is that, uh... do you need...
do you need snacks

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or is it, like, a non-snack gathering?

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Okay, buddy, you're being weird.

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My thing next Friday
is just a few dudes

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that you don't even know.

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No work people have been invited.

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So just relax.

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Okay. Is... is Randy invited?

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Yeah, sure.
Randy's gonna be there.

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I know Randy. I used to
say hi to him all the time

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back when we lived together.

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In fact, he even asked me
to move my car once

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'cause I was blocking him in.

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Yeah, I just don't
like mixing my worlds.

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I don't bug you for hanging out
with Amy and her kids all the time.

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I'm not always
hanging out with Amy.

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Look, I'm not saying it
like it's a bad thing.

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It's just you got
your own stuff going on,

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I got my own stuff going on.

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To each their own stuff. It's great.

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But I... I have room for more stuff.

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I'm like a hatchback.

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You can always cram more in me.

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Don't... don't make it dirty.

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Sandra, what are you doing?

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Dina said this was a bad idea

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and told me to redo the display.

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Oh, Dina said that.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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She can't stand that
I have authority now,

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so she's trying to cut
me off at the thighs.

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Well, I'm the floor supervisor,

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so... so put it all back,

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And make it bigger.

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What do you mean bigger?

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I mean bigger!

251
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Bigger.

252
00:09:26,273 --> 00:09:29,308
So, looks like we have
a last-minute applicant.

253
00:09:29,310 --> 00:09:31,310
- Cheyenne.
- Hey.

254
00:09:31,312 --> 00:09:33,545
Yeah, I really want this job,

255
00:09:33,547 --> 00:09:35,447
but now that I see Mateo's here,

256
00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:36,849
it's like, what's the point?

257
00:09:36,851 --> 00:09:39,718
I should just give up now.
We all should.

258
00:09:41,895 --> 00:09:43,502
Okay, thank you, Cheyenne.

259
00:09:44,124 --> 00:09:47,226
All right, let's continue
with hypothetical scenarios.

260
00:09:47,228 --> 00:09:51,530
Uh, Mateo, if I were to ask you
to file a 1038[b] form,

261
00:09:51,532 --> 00:09:53,198
that would require you to...

262
00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:54,666
Fax a copy of the incident report

263
00:09:54,668 --> 00:09:57,035
along with the updated
employee information.

264
00:09:57,037 --> 00:09:58,136
Boom.

265
00:09:58,138 --> 00:09:59,872
Uh, yeah.

266
00:09:59,874 --> 00:10:01,540
Okay, uh, good.

267
00:10:01,542 --> 00:10:03,475
Hold up, you're forgetting
that you have to

268
00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:05,177
give Linda in legal a heads up

269
00:10:05,179 --> 00:10:07,145
'cause you need a 1022[c].

270
00:10:07,147 --> 00:10:09,648
I've had to deal with a lot of
accidents in the warehouse.

271
00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:11,583
Especially before
Michael was fired.

272
00:10:11,585 --> 00:10:13,646
That guy loved his nail gun.

273
00:10:14,755 --> 00:10:16,045
And heroin.

274
00:10:16,690 --> 00:10:21,223
Well, uh, Marcus,
that is all very correct.

275
00:10:21,528 --> 00:10:23,307
Well, Mateo got the first part

276
00:10:23,308 --> 00:10:25,522
of the question right, he just
biffed the important part.

277
00:10:25,868 --> 00:10:27,602
So glad you're here, Cheyenne.

278
00:10:28,369 --> 00:10:30,202
I thought Mateo was a shoo-in.

279
00:10:30,204 --> 00:10:32,337
Yeah, so did I until Marcus started

280
00:10:32,339 --> 00:10:34,172
acting like not an idiot.

281
00:10:34,174 --> 00:10:35,707
And now I can't just pick Mateo

282
00:10:35,709 --> 00:10:37,509
without everyone thinking
I'm playing favorites

283
00:10:37,511 --> 00:10:39,178
the way they thought I was
giving you special treatment

284
00:10:39,179 --> 00:10:40,279
just 'cause you're my boyfriend.

285
00:10:40,281 --> 00:10:42,114
You know what? I'm tired
of everybody thinking of me

286
00:10:42,116 --> 00:10:43,682
as just your boyfriend, okay?

287
00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:45,384
Even Garrett sees me like that.

288
00:10:45,386 --> 00:10:46,518
He thinks I spend all of my time

289
00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:47,853
with you and the kids.

290
00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:50,055
Well, I mean, you kinda do.

291
00:10:50,057 --> 00:10:52,257
- Oh, come on.
- But if you wanted to, like,

292
00:10:52,259 --> 00:10:54,126
spend more time with your boys,

293
00:10:54,128 --> 00:10:55,594
I'd be totally cool with that.

294
00:10:55,596 --> 00:10:57,296
- Do you have boys?
- Yes.

295
00:10:57,298 --> 00:10:58,530
Yes, I have boys.

296
00:10:58,532 --> 00:11:00,065
I have lots of boys.

297
00:11:00,067 --> 00:11:01,505
- Shane.
- Mm.

298
00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:03,764
Grant. Julien.

299
00:11:03,789 --> 00:11:05,537
Julien, Emma's French tutor?

300
00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:08,083
We connected.
We both love the cuisine.

301
00:11:16,704 --> 00:11:19,037
Hey, Garrett.

302
00:11:19,062 --> 00:11:21,163
Hey. What's up?

303
00:11:21,322 --> 00:11:22,721
I forgot my lunch, so I'm just

304
00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:23,922
grabbing something
from the café.

305
00:11:23,924 --> 00:11:26,199
Ah, come on. You don't wanna
put this garbage in your body.

306
00:11:26,610 --> 00:11:28,177
Not garbage.

307
00:11:28,329 --> 00:11:30,462
Enjoy your... your cheese dog, sir.

308
00:11:30,464 --> 00:11:32,951
Uh, anyway. I was gonna
take Amy out to lunch.

309
00:11:32,976 --> 00:11:34,909
But guess who I'm taking instead?

310
00:11:35,002 --> 00:11:37,281
Oh. God, why?

311
00:11:39,027 --> 00:11:42,044
Are you kidding me?

312
00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:43,752
Dina, don't you dare.

313
00:11:43,777 --> 00:11:46,511
As assistant manager,
I have authority over Sandra.

314
00:11:46,513 --> 00:11:49,614
Uh, I also have
authority over Sandra

315
00:11:49,616 --> 00:11:51,350
because you and I are equal now.

316
00:11:51,352 --> 00:11:54,186
Oh, please. Sandra, take it down.

317
00:11:54,188 --> 00:11:57,155
Sandra, no. You leave it up.

318
00:11:57,157 --> 00:11:58,323
If you don't listen to me,

319
00:11:58,325 --> 00:11:59,958
I will write you up for insubordination.

320
00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:01,660
Oh, too late, 'cause I'm
already writing you up.

321
00:12:01,662 --> 00:12:03,460
No, no, no, no.
Not if I get there first!

322
00:12:05,299 --> 00:12:06,798
- What is the form number?
- B-17.

323
00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,073
Thank you. Did they change it?

324
00:12:08,126 --> 00:12:09,434
- Yes, they did.
- Is that gonna count

325
00:12:09,436 --> 00:12:11,036
as one write up or two?

326
00:12:11,038 --> 00:12:12,437
- One!
- Two!

327
00:12:12,439 --> 00:12:13,872
Sounds good.

328
00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:18,346
Okay, uh, Justine.

329
00:12:18,347 --> 00:12:20,347
I would say that
you should be able

330
00:12:20,349 --> 00:12:22,516
to ask the vendor when
the shipment will be delivered

331
00:12:22,518 --> 00:12:24,751
without making a joke
about his package.

332
00:12:24,753 --> 00:12:25,952
Okay. Got it.

333
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:28,560
Yeah, I'm still trying to learn
all your little quirks, so...

334
00:12:29,758 --> 00:12:31,638
Okay, Mateo, you're up.

335
00:12:32,861 --> 00:12:36,496
Why don't you
call our produce vendor

336
00:12:36,498 --> 00:12:38,653
and check the date
of our next delivery.

337
00:12:42,538 --> 00:12:43,904
Good afternoon, ma'am.

338
00:12:43,906 --> 00:12:45,072
Oh, I'm sorry, sir.

339
00:12:46,508 --> 00:12:49,701
You have a uniquely high voice.

340
00:12:49,785 --> 00:12:51,659
I didn't know that could
happen after a stroke.

341
00:12:52,748 --> 00:12:54,448
I do believe you. I...

342
00:12:54,450 --> 00:12:56,863
My voice just got higher.
I'm not mocking you.

343
00:12:57,417 --> 00:12:59,057
Hello? Hello?

344
00:13:02,591 --> 00:13:04,424
Whoa, I can't go after that.

345
00:13:04,426 --> 00:13:06,260
That was so good.

346
00:13:06,762 --> 00:13:08,161
I got this.

347
00:13:11,433 --> 00:13:13,011
Okay.

348
00:13:14,078 --> 00:13:17,037
Jeanie! It's Marcus
from the warehouse.

349
00:13:17,272 --> 00:13:19,940
Hey, I was calling to
see if I could check

350
00:13:19,942 --> 00:13:21,658
when that shipment's
gonna be coming in.

351
00:13:21,944 --> 00:13:24,441
Is there any chance we could
push that up to Wednesday?

352
00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:27,280
Oh. Jeanie in a bottle.

353
00:13:27,282 --> 00:13:29,282
'Cause you're making
wishes come true.

354
00:13:29,284 --> 00:13:30,513
Buh-bye.

355
00:13:32,454 --> 00:13:34,888
Did you actually just get
them to move the shipment up?

356
00:13:34,890 --> 00:13:37,390
The key is to talk
directly to the truck drivers.

357
00:13:37,392 --> 00:13:39,493
Now, I have a great
relationship with them

358
00:13:39,495 --> 00:13:40,827
since I work in the warehouse.

359
00:13:40,829 --> 00:13:42,629
Oh, do you work
in a warehouse, Marcus?

360
00:13:42,631 --> 00:13:44,498
I didn't know because
you only mentioned it,

361
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,166
like, a million times.

362
00:13:46,168 --> 00:13:47,667
Okay, that doesn't even
make sense.

363
00:13:47,669 --> 00:13:49,736
There's no way I could've
said a million words.

364
00:13:49,839 --> 00:13:51,038
That would've taken years.

365
00:13:59,481 --> 00:14:01,681
Dina doesn't want me
putting items on the floor.

366
00:14:01,683 --> 00:14:03,817
Well, I am gonna show her
just how many items

367
00:14:03,819 --> 00:14:04,851
I can put on the floor.

368
00:14:04,853 --> 00:14:06,119
I'm gonna put out thousands.

369
00:14:06,121 --> 00:14:07,954
There's only 78 tablets.

370
00:14:07,956 --> 00:14:10,290
Well, then we'll put out 78,

371
00:14:10,292 --> 00:14:12,125
but it'll be the most 78
you've ever seen.

372
00:14:12,127 --> 00:14:13,960
Oh, absolutely not.

373
00:14:13,962 --> 00:14:15,929
Get out of my way. Come on!

374
00:14:15,931 --> 00:14:17,931
Sandra, block her
with your body!

375
00:14:17,933 --> 00:14:20,013
- Sandra, subdue him.
- No! Ah...

376
00:14:22,171 --> 00:14:23,937
- Sandra, what are you doing?
- I'm sick of you two.

377
00:14:23,939 --> 00:14:25,238
Figure it out.

378
00:14:25,707 --> 00:14:27,774
I don't need the stress.

379
00:14:27,776 --> 00:14:29,476
A chunk of my hair fell out,

380
00:14:29,478 --> 00:14:32,060
and I will not be bald
for my wedding!

381
00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:38,585
All right, all right.

382
00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:40,453
Wings are on the way.

383
00:14:40,455 --> 00:14:44,191
I got tokens for skee-ball
and I got a table keg.

384
00:14:44,193 --> 00:14:45,892
Dude, you know we have to
go back to work.

385
00:14:45,894 --> 00:14:47,727
Who cares? Who cares?
Don't worry about it.

386
00:14:47,729 --> 00:14:48,728
This is our bro time.

387
00:14:48,730 --> 00:14:50,363
This is our brocade.

388
00:14:50,365 --> 00:14:52,699
Well, that's a... that's a type
of embroidery, but you get it.

389
00:14:52,701 --> 00:14:54,501
Hey, look, man, you don't
have to prove anything.

390
00:14:54,503 --> 00:14:55,902
It's just, you're in
a different phase

391
00:14:55,904 --> 00:14:57,204
in your life right now,
and that's okay.

392
00:14:57,205 --> 00:14:58,738
Oh, look who it is.

393
00:14:58,740 --> 00:15:00,540
- Hey, Randy.
- Hey.

394
00:15:00,542 --> 00:15:01,975
Randy, what are you doing here?

395
00:15:01,977 --> 00:15:03,176
Joseph DM'd me.

396
00:15:03,178 --> 00:15:04,644
- Joseph.
- Jonah.

397
00:15:04,646 --> 00:15:06,846
Uh, he said Garrett
really needs you right now.

398
00:15:06,848 --> 00:15:09,816
Yeah, needs you
to hang with us, uh,

399
00:15:09,818 --> 00:15:11,718
because it's guys' night, you know?

400
00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,019
Guys'... well, it's lunch, so...

401
00:15:13,021 --> 00:15:14,854
Guys'... guys' lunch.

402
00:15:14,856 --> 00:15:16,063
Dude.

403
00:15:17,492 --> 00:15:20,060
Not gonna lie, it's getting
hard to hype you up in there.

404
00:15:20,062 --> 00:15:21,528
Not 'cause I don't think
you deserve it,

405
00:15:21,530 --> 00:15:23,230
just 'cause you're doing so bad.

406
00:15:23,232 --> 00:15:25,165
I didn't think Marcus
would be good.

407
00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:26,333
Well, neither did I.

408
00:15:26,335 --> 00:15:28,174
What, did he take
the "Limitless" pill?

409
00:15:28,937 --> 00:15:30,070
You know, the movie "Limitless"

410
00:15:30,072 --> 00:15:31,272
where the guy takes the pill, and...

411
00:15:31,273 --> 00:15:32,505
This isn't the time, Amy.

412
00:15:32,507 --> 00:15:33,673
Okay.

413
00:15:33,675 --> 00:15:35,609
You have to fix this. Now.

414
00:15:35,611 --> 00:15:37,086
I know. Okay...

415
00:15:37,446 --> 00:15:39,746
maybe I can ask
everybody to do things

416
00:15:39,748 --> 00:15:41,214
that only you're good at.

417
00:15:41,216 --> 00:15:43,083
- Okay.
- Mm, oh, yeah.

418
00:15:43,085 --> 00:15:44,543
Like kissing your brother.

419
00:15:45,687 --> 00:15:47,440
I'm not ruling it out.

420
00:15:48,023 --> 00:15:52,592
I see you took the initiative
to make my favorite meal.

421
00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:55,262
Um... Oh, mushrooms.

422
00:15:55,264 --> 00:15:57,230
Wait, aren't you allergic
to mushrooms?

423
00:15:57,232 --> 00:15:59,698
- You are?
- No... no...

424
00:16:00,135 --> 00:16:01,370
I love them.

425
00:16:02,271 --> 00:16:04,437
Can you go get my EpiPen?

426
00:16:04,439 --> 00:16:08,575
? There were nights
where the wind was so cold ?

427
00:16:08,577 --> 00:16:10,744
You really need your
assistant to sing to you?

428
00:16:10,746 --> 00:16:13,280
It helps with stress.
You should've known that.

429
00:16:13,282 --> 00:16:15,115
- Ten points deducted.
- No

430
00:16:15,117 --> 00:16:17,951
? Right outside the window ?

431
00:16:17,953 --> 00:16:22,322
? To dance with
my father again ?

432
00:16:23,302 --> 00:16:25,208
- Oh.
- My gosh.

433
00:16:27,498 --> 00:16:28,757
Wow.

434
00:16:29,472 --> 00:16:31,287
A swing and a miss.

435
00:16:35,669 --> 00:16:38,605
There she is. There's our girl.

436
00:16:38,607 --> 00:16:40,607
Have you guys worked things out?

437
00:16:40,609 --> 00:16:42,942
We have, and we want
to apologize.

438
00:16:42,944 --> 00:16:45,245
We were acting like such fools.

439
00:16:45,247 --> 00:16:48,415
Okay. So who do I listen to
about the display?

440
00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:49,983
- Me.
- Me.

441
00:16:49,985 --> 00:16:52,419
Dina, we agreed it would be me.

442
00:16:52,421 --> 00:16:54,087
No, we agreed it would be me

443
00:16:54,089 --> 00:16:55,422
because I knew
she would never believe

444
00:16:55,424 --> 00:16:56,990
that I would let you
be in charge.

445
00:16:56,992 --> 00:16:59,075
Let... I am in charge.

446
00:16:59,076 --> 00:17:00,126
- You?
- Yes.

447
00:17:00,128 --> 00:17:02,162
You have diabetes.
You aren't even in control

448
00:17:02,164 --> 00:17:04,764
of your own glucose.

449
00:17:04,766 --> 00:17:06,666
When you're done
typing up the memo,

450
00:17:06,668 --> 00:17:09,035
print it out, and then run it
back here to me.

451
00:17:09,037 --> 00:17:10,390
- Done.
- Yes.

452
00:17:12,541 --> 00:17:15,141
What the hell? You said
you typed 100 words a minute.

453
00:17:15,143 --> 00:17:16,843
I lied, okay?
Everyone says that.

454
00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:25,318
Ah, where's the printer?
Who moved the printer?

455
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,453
Sayid, where's the printer?

456
00:17:26,455 --> 00:17:29,022
I won't tell you.
I have an alliance with Justine

457
00:17:29,024 --> 00:17:30,323
How does that even work?

458
00:17:30,325 --> 00:17:32,483
- Coming through!
- No!

459
00:17:33,729 --> 00:17:36,196
I did it, I did it. Ah.

460
00:17:36,198 --> 00:17:38,031
- Whoo! I got the job.
- Whoo!

461
00:17:38,033 --> 00:17:39,232
I won, I won. Victory lap.

462
00:17:39,234 --> 00:17:40,633
Guys, carry me out.
Come on, let's go.

463
00:17:40,635 --> 00:17:43,370
- There's a lot to consider...
- Whoo! Yeah!

464
00:17:43,372 --> 00:17:46,406
- Marcus! Marcus!
- Still have to assess the...

465
00:17:46,408 --> 00:17:47,907
I know it wasn't the plan,

466
00:17:47,909 --> 00:17:50,127
but I think you'll be
really happy with him.

467
00:17:53,411 --> 00:17:55,512
I can't give you this position.

468
00:17:56,246 --> 00:17:58,770
What? I crushed the interview.

469
00:17:58,895 --> 00:18:00,301
Yeah, no, I know.

470
00:18:00,326 --> 00:18:01,630
Part of me was like, what are you,

471
00:18:01,631 --> 00:18:03,331
taking the "Limitless" pill?

472
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,699
Amy, no one saw that movie.

473
00:18:04,701 --> 00:18:06,167
Yeah, but you know the premise,

474
00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:08,269
so the joke is good, it works.

475
00:18:08,271 --> 00:18:10,417
Anyway, I need to
give this to Mateo.

476
00:18:11,251 --> 00:18:14,252
Oh! Of course you were gonna
pick one of your favorites.

477
00:18:14,277 --> 00:18:16,093
This whole interview
process was a fake.

478
00:18:16,094 --> 00:18:19,596
No... I mean, yes, but not for
the reasons you think.

479
00:18:21,286 --> 00:18:24,034
Look, Mateo never got
a work permit.

480
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:25,769
I convinced Dan
to keep him on the books

481
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:26,770
and let him work for me.

482
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,272
You know how miserable
he's been in that job.

483
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:31,408
So please don't tell HR.

484
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:32,927
Oh, man.

485
00:18:33,310 --> 00:18:35,612
I... I totally get it.

486
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:38,181
He... of course he
should get the job.

487
00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:40,550
Right? Thank you
for understanding.

488
00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:43,053
No problem.
I'll just take the pay raise

489
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:44,454
and then we're good.

490
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:47,474
I'm sorry, wh... what? No.

491
00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:50,060
Well, I mean, I did still win.

492
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,761
And it just seems like if you want me

493
00:18:51,786 --> 00:18:53,015
to keep quiet about all this,

494
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,541
you should make it
worth my while. Right?

495
00:18:57,636 --> 00:19:00,971
Okay, well, how about weekends off?

496
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:04,274
Oh, man, that's such a good start.

497
00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:06,097
Okay, Marcus,
just tell me what you want.

498
00:19:06,122 --> 00:19:10,146
Amy, I... I think we both
know what I want.

499
00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:12,983
Mm.

500
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:18,054
And I've been wanting it
for a very long time.

501
00:19:20,264 --> 00:19:23,231
Hey, Rico, check it out.
I got a desk.

502
00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:27,430
Whoo!

503
00:19:27,650 --> 00:19:30,051
So you're telling me
there was a second encore?

504
00:19:30,076 --> 00:19:32,969
What? That's crazy.
What song was it?

505
00:19:32,994 --> 00:19:35,297
I, um, don't know
what it's called.

506
00:19:36,174 --> 00:19:38,008
Anyways, Jake was going nuts

507
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,509
and Margo wanted to leave early.

508
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,111
Oh, uh, Margo.
You told me about Margo.

509
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,413
She's, uh, the, like,
super annoying one

510
00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:45,732
with the fish face.

511
00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:48,219
He does such a good...

512
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:51,204
Margo's my girlfriend.

513
00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:54,024
Oh, that's...

514
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,859
No, you never mentioned...
That's, yeah,

515
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,361
I'm thinking of a different
Mar... we know so many.

516
00:19:58,472 --> 00:20:00,249
So, different Margo.

517
00:20:00,832 --> 00:20:02,526
So you think my
girlfriend's annoying?

518
00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:04,946
No, I just...

519
00:20:04,947 --> 00:20:06,075
You know what?

520
00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:09,272
I didn't like Colleen,
but I kept that to myself

521
00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:12,175
and I definitely didn't talk
about her behind your back.

522
00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:13,662
Not cool, man.

523
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,857
He'll... he'll probably just
Venmo us for his... his portion.

524
00:20:22,820 --> 00:20:24,154
You know what? I'm gonna... I'll get it.

525
00:20:24,155 --> 00:20:25,821
I should... I'm gonna get it.

526
00:20:28,093 --> 00:20:29,727
So your new desk
is gonna be here in three days.

527
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,227
Oh, thank you.

528
00:20:31,229 --> 00:20:33,229
Oh, and tomorrow
I was thinking of doing

529
00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:34,898
Mariah Carey's "Fantasy."

530
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,833
And then on Tuesday,
maybe Patti LaBelle, or...

531
00:20:36,835 --> 00:20:38,969
Oh, no Mateo,

532
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:41,204
you don't actually
have to sing to me.

533
00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:42,408
Oh.

534
00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:45,319
Uh, for sure. Yeah.
I mean, that...

535
00:20:45,921 --> 00:20:49,056
that makes the most sense.

536
00:20:53,485 --> 00:20:55,051
She's not coming back, huh?

537
00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:56,820
Nope, guess this is dinner.

538
00:20:59,965 --> 00:21:01,333
Mm, mm. Don't eat too much.

539
00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:03,233
Save that for later.

540
00:21:03,547 --> 00:21:04,574
Oh!

541
00:21:06,621 --> 00:21:08,831
Do you mind if I play
a little harmonica?

542
00:21:08,856 --> 00:21:10,326
- Yeah!
- Practice.

543
00:21:20,976 --> 00:21:22,976
- You're very talented.
- Thank you.

544
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:29,265
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