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Bring out the prisoner!

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This man has been accused of
conspiring with the Valdrogians!

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Should he be granted mercy?

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No!

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Then, in the name
of King Cragnoor the Heartless,

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this man is condemned to death!

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Wait, do we drink when they
scream or when they throw mud?

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One for scream, two for mud,
three for the crazy hag.

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There she is.

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You're all gonna burn in hell!

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The devil's gonna pick his teeth
with your bones!

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Mm.

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Do you ever feel like we're living

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during a particularly bad
period in history?

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- It's time to kill a person!
- Whoo! Yeah!

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Sometimes.

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Man, I hate this stupid town.

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credits

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Hi-eee!

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Oh, hey, guys!

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Oh, my God, did you see
the execution yesterday?

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So good.

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My favorite part was
that thing at the end

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when they cut that guy's head off.

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure that guy
was innocent.

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Man, I can't believe summer's over.

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I know, right?

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And we're all, like,
adults now with jobs.

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Oh. What are you guys... doing?

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Well, Ted Carpenter's
gonna be a carpenter.

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Yeah, Mary Baker's going into baking.

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And Wesley is...

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W-What are you doing again,
Wesley Pervert?

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Stuff.

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Just stuff.

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- Nice.
- Cool.

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What are you thinking of doing,
Alexandra Shitshoveler?

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I'm going to school.

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- What?
- I-It's this...

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It's this new thing
where you learn information?

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I've been preparing for years.

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Saving up money, teaching myself
how to read and count.

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But what are you gonna do for your job?

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Anything.

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I could go into science or law or travel.

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You mean, like, past the tree?

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Yeah. Or, like, farther.

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So, off the Earth?

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I was thinking more like,
you know, a city.

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Al, not to be harsh,

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but that's the dumbest
[BLEEP] thing I've ever heard.

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But, great news, if the school
thing doesn't work out,

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you can always shovel shit,
just like your dad.

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See you tomorrow, Agnes.

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Thanks, Eddie.

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Jennifer, you feeling okay?

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I haven't seen a lot from you lately.

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- I'm good.
- All right, just checking in.

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- Abigail.
- Oh?

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I'll see you after breakfast,
and, Peter, after lunch.

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Life doesn't get any better than this.

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Some caviar for you, Winifred?

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Henry, you have already had seconds.

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Don't be greedy.

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Now, everybody focus.

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It's showtime.

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The Valdrogians believe their
cavalry can outrun our archers.

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But we shall sow their fields with blood.

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We shall burn their homes,

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take their land,

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- destroy...
- Hi, Dad!

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[BLEEP]

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Great news!

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It took 16 months,

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but Prince Chauncley's Amazing Duck Show

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is finally ready to premiere.

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This is not a good time.

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Are you sure?

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Because Jargar and Bloodgosh

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look like they could use a laugh.

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Right, guys?

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No?

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Lord Vexler, would you
get rid of him, please?

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I'm going to ask you a personal question.

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Do you think I've lived up
to my father's expectations?

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Hmm.

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What makes you wonder?

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By my age, my father had already
earned his terrifying nickname.

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I haven't earned any nickname at all.

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Perhaps he would respect me more
if I were more like him?

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Eh, I mean, probably, or,
you know, just less like...

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- you.
- Hmm.

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Yes.

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Okay, class, settle down.

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I know it's the first day, but
we've got a lot to get through.

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The Earth is flat.

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The devil is real.

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The sun is crazy.

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And that is everything that we know.

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Congratulations, graduates!

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- Whoo-hoo!
- Whoo!

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That's it?

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Well, no.

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You still owe tuition.

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I'm really gonna miss you guys.

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What a journey.

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Goblin! Kill the goblin!

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Oh, shit!

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Kill the goblin!

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Goblin!

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Hey! Hey, hey, hey!

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For the last time,
my brother is not a goblin!

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But he's got the devil's mark!

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- That's just a third nipple.
- Aye!

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That's where the devil takes his suck!

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God, Reggie, just go home.

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Come on. You're such a bully.

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Get out of here!

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Oh. How was your day?

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Yeah, not bad. How about you?

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Mm. I don't want to talk about it.

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Congratulations, graduate!

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Ah, your mom would have been so proud.

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Mm. Thanks, Dad.

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What's wrong?

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I don't know.

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I just feel like I made a huge mistake.

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I mean, we didn't learn
anything practical.

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And now I have this expensive degree,

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but it's not like
I can do anything with it.

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Aw, Allie, sweetheart, just
because you're done with school

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doesn't mean you quit learning.

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That's why I got you this.

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Dad! You don't have to get me anything.

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- You earned it.
- What is it?

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I'll bet Allie can guess.

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Not if you don't give me a clue.

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Okay, let's just say I've been
reading you for a while now,

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and I hope you don't judge
this gift by its cover.

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- Oh.
- But if you read me correctly,

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I'd say you just might book it.

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It's a shit shovel! For shoveling shit!

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I mean, now that you're done with school,

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you can finally join the family business.

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Yeah. Oh, congratulations, Al.

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Yeah, uh, thanks.

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Wait, what were all the allusions

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you were making to books and reading?

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Oh, no. Just because
there's writing on it.

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You know, I mean, these are words.

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I think that's your name.

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And watch this.

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Whshht! Boom!

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It also doubles as a gravestone.

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So when you drop dead shoveling,

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it's just one-stop shopping, baby.

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- Wow!
- Look,

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it's just like mine,
only you got the newer model.

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All right, you.

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Off to bed 'cause you need your rest.

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Tomorrow starts your real education.

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Mm.

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Everything in the world is perfect.

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Dad, why do we have to start so early?

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Well, you know the shoveler's pledge.

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"Any time, anywhere, even if it's big."

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- That's the pledge?
- Yeah.

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It's easy to remember
because it doesn't rhyme.

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First job. Big moment.

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Okay. Let's just get this over with.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Easy there, cowboy.

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I got to teach you "la technique."

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All right, now, never turn
your back on the cart,

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and always lift from your neck.

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The neck is the body's power center.

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Why are these shovels so short?

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Well, this way we have to stoop
over more, and it's harder.

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Those are negatives.

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That's the way my dad taught me.

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I remember what he said just
before he died of shoveling.

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"Son, I feel weird."

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All right.

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What did you say?

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I want to help you
conquer the Valdrogians,

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to swing the sword, and hit the... the...

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The... the things.

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Yeah, like you.

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You do realize that defending our kingdom

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is a solemn and sacred honor?

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Once you take up arms,
there's no going back.

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Oh, yeah! No, I totally get it.

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Do you?

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Totes.

195
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For the first time in my life,

196
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I can gaze upon you without
feeling wrenching shame.

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Thank you.

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I-I-I love you, too.

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Lord Vexler, escort him to the town gates

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with full military honors.

201
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Are... Are you sure about this?

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He... He doesn't even have any armor.

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He can wear mine.

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All right, we're coming up
on Mitchell's house.

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Now, he's a heavy hitter.

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He's got real health problems.

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But don't let that psych you out.

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You know, just... We got to get in there.

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Hi-eee!

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Oh, God.

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I'll be right back.

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Hey, guys!

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How's it going?

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Not gonna lie. It's pretty lit.

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Carpenter stuff is going great,

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and Wesley Pervert over here
is killing it do...

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What are you doing again, Wesley?

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Things.

219
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- Nice!
- Cool!

220
00:09:55,895 --> 00:09:57,494
Oh, and Mary's got some big news.

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I'm getting married!

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I think you met him. He's my brother.

223
00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:03,767
Sorry, fiancé.

224
00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:04,902
I just got to get used to it.

225
00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:06,236
Fiancé. Fiancé.

226
00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,605
Still feels weird.

227
00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:09,406
Anyways, how's school?

228
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,975
- Uh, you know, it...
- Al.

229
00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:12,971
You dropped your shit shovel.

230
00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,513
Wait. Oh, my God.

231
00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:19,116
I'm so confused. Are you shoveling shit?

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That is so great.

233
00:10:20,219 --> 00:10:21,919
I just love this for you

234
00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:23,754
'cause when you said
you were doing school,

235
00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:26,357
I was like, "Huh," but this just fits.

236
00:10:26,392 --> 00:10:28,692
It's like you finally found your thing.

237
00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:31,395
Speaking of, I took a truly wild shit

238
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behind that tree over there.

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Do you think you could...?

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00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:35,299
Oh, we're all over it.

241
00:10:35,334 --> 00:10:37,434
Hey! Tell them about today's special.

242
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,203
No, I don't think they want
to hear about today's special.

243
00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:41,672
Please tell us about today's special.

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00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:49,313
Uh, Double Trouble Tuesdays are here.

245
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Triple Dookie Sweepstakes.

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Buy one, get one, kids go free.

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That's my girl.

248
00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:56,620
Aw!

249
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Nice seeing you!

250
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Well, that went great!

251
00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:02,687
I'd say we earned our lunch today.

252
00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:04,595
Hey, don't turn your back on the cart.

253
00:11:04,630 --> 00:11:07,064
Gonna take my lunch break alone.

254
00:11:07,099 --> 00:11:09,700
Oh. Okay, well...

255
00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:11,112
Well, see you later.

256
00:11:12,638 --> 00:11:13,704
Huh.

257
00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:24,148
All hail Prince Chauncley, the... TBD.

258
00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:27,017
Thanks for letting me tag along.

259
00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:29,053
We are honored to fight by your side.

260
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You do your father proud.

261
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,422
Ohh, guys, come on!

262
00:11:32,457 --> 00:11:33,801
We mean it.

263
00:11:33,837 --> 00:11:37,096
It isn't every prince who would
march into the Realm of Blood.

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00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:41,098
Uh, listen, I'm a bit of a battle newbie.

265
00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:42,599
These Valdrogians we're off to conquer,

266
00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:44,702
what's, um... What's the sitch?

267
00:11:44,737 --> 00:11:46,403
They're a war-based people.

268
00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:49,840
A band of blood-mad maniacs
who live only to kill.

269
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:52,409
Hmm, so... so, they all have
previous fighting experience

270
00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:53,877
is... is what you're telling me.

271
00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:55,279
Their currency is blood,

272
00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:57,337
their music human screams.

273
00:11:57,372 --> 00:11:59,883
They have no fear of death
and live as ghosts.

274
00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:02,953
But our... our weaponry
is superior, I imagine.

275
00:12:02,988 --> 00:12:04,722
I don't know.

276
00:12:04,757 --> 00:12:08,358
They have these new things called guns.

277
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,060
They're pretty nuts.

278
00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:21,338
Maggie.

279
00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:23,407
Right, I'm taking my break.

280
00:12:23,442 --> 00:12:25,809
My dad is driving me crazy.

281
00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:29,747
He's just...
He's so old-fashioned and rigid.

282
00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:31,815
You need to lower your expectations.

283
00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:33,617
I mean, look at me.

284
00:12:33,652 --> 00:12:35,652
I've been in this convent two days,

285
00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:37,788
and I can already tell
it's a total dead-end job.

286
00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:41,391
I mean, the pay's crap,
the upward mobility

287
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:44,461
is nonexistent, but it's cushy.

288
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:47,264
I mean, we're supposed
to cut off our tongues,

289
00:12:47,299 --> 00:12:49,335
and they never even check.

290
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,803
Go ahead and tell on me, Trish.

291
00:12:52,838 --> 00:12:54,171
Oh, wait, no.

292
00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:56,273
You can't because you've got no tongue.

293
00:12:56,308 --> 00:12:58,344
off!

294
00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:03,747
I just always thought our lives
would turn out differently.

295
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:09,147
I mean, didn't you think you'd
be doing something... more?

296
00:13:10,449 --> 00:13:11,849
No.

297
00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:24,168
Where you been?

298
00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:25,702
You missed the post-lunch rush.

299
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:26,970
Sorry about that.

300
00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:30,207
You know, this business isn't
something you can play at.

301
00:13:30,242 --> 00:13:33,143
I mean, it requires dedication,
hard work...

302
00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:36,413
W-W-W-What the heck is that?

303
00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:39,316
Oh, I just made a slight
design modification.

304
00:13:39,351 --> 00:13:41,118
You made a what... What... a what-what?

305
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,853
I made the handle longer. Why?

306
00:13:42,888 --> 00:13:45,622
So I don't have to, you know, stoop over.

307
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,559
Aw, sweetie, you're supposed
to stoop over.

308
00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:50,260
I showed you. That's how we do it.

309
00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:52,229
Maybe there's a better way?

310
00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:53,697
Okay, I get it. You're confused.

311
00:13:53,732 --> 00:13:55,966
I've been throwing a lot at you
today, but don't worry,

312
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:58,335
you have the rest of your life
to master this.

313
00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:01,572
But in the meantime, let me
just fix this for you.

314
00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:03,106
Ohh!

315
00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:04,508
All right, all set.

316
00:14:04,543 --> 00:14:06,443
Now, I want you to re-shovel
what you shoveled,

317
00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:07,811
but do it the right way.

318
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,414
What? Re-shovel what you shoveled.

319
00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:12,749
No, I'm not gonna re-shovel
what I shoveled.

320
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,518
- Why not?
- Because it's already shoveled.

321
00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:16,386
I'm trying to teach you how to shovel.

322
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:17,988
I don't want to shovel!

323
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:20,858
Have you ever considered
that maybe there's a chance

324
00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:23,817
that I don't want to do this stupid job?

325
00:14:23,853 --> 00:14:25,262
No, because you...

326
00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:27,564
You don't care about
what I'm going through.

327
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,636
You don't care about me at all.

328
00:14:29,671 --> 00:14:31,316
Uh, uh, okay, but...

329
00:14:31,351 --> 00:14:32,536
What?

330
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:35,472
You turned your back on the cart.

331
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,775
Stop that cart!

332
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:41,778
I say, I'm starting to think
that, um, strategically,

333
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:44,314
this... this battle might be a bad idea.

334
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:45,816
That's no excuse to turn back.

335
00:14:45,851 --> 00:14:48,986
After all, we're able-bodied men.

336
00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:50,754
Stop that cart!

337
00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:56,260
Oh, no! I've fallen out somehow!

338
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:13,210
Aah! Ah, father.

339
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:15,612
I apologize for summoning you
from your war chamber,

340
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,582
but as you can see,
we have had quite the calamity,

341
00:15:18,617 --> 00:15:20,550
and I have become wounded.

342
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:21,885
Aah.

343
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,354
Look, it's perfectly obvious
that you faked this injury.

344
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,201
What?! No!

345
00:15:26,237 --> 00:15:28,325
Dad, I...

346
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:29,726
How, even?!

347
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,714
It's not my fault
somebody pushed a cart at me!

348
00:15:31,749 --> 00:15:34,264
Oh, somebody pushed it?

349
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,471
Yes, that is what I am now saying,

350
00:15:36,506 --> 00:15:39,202
that somebody else did this.

351
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:41,705
Then punish them.

352
00:15:42,133 --> 00:15:43,373
What?

353
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:45,542
If somebody else is responsible,

354
00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:47,764
then punish them!

355
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:51,281
Or can you not even do that?

356
00:15:51,476 --> 00:15:53,183
No, no, no, of course I can.

357
00:15:53,218 --> 00:15:55,021
Um...

358
00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:58,455
Who... Who...
Who is responsible for this?

359
00:16:00,859 --> 00:16:03,961
Yeah, hi, uh, uh... It was me.

360
00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:06,457
Uh, I did whatever the thing was.

361
00:16:06,492 --> 00:16:09,077
I'm very sorry.

362
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,101
Come with me.

363
00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:22,813
I just... I can't believe

364
00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:25,115
they're gonna chop your head off.

365
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,984
You'll do fine without me, kiddo.

366
00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:29,168
Just remember this life advice...

367
00:16:29,203 --> 00:16:31,487
If you work hard and be kind,

368
00:16:31,522 --> 00:16:33,467
everything will always go your way.

369
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,158
Bring out the prisoner.

370
00:16:35,193 --> 00:16:36,438
Got to go.

371
00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:37,527
Dad!

372
00:16:37,562 --> 00:16:39,496
Why did you take the blame?

373
00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:41,631
For the same reason I do everything.

374
00:16:41,666 --> 00:16:44,234
'Cause I'm your father, and I love you.

375
00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:46,069
I am so sorry. Everything I said, I...

376
00:16:46,104 --> 00:16:47,771
No, no, no. It's okay. It's okay.

377
00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:50,473
The truth is you're too smart
for this job.

378
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,308
You get your brains from your mother.

379
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,210
Before she died, I-I promised her

380
00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:56,374
I'd do my best for you.

381
00:16:56,848 --> 00:16:59,210
I taught you
everything I knew this morning.

382
00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:03,186
And I know you'll succeed
at whatever you do.

383
00:17:04,717 --> 00:17:06,656
Got to go.

384
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:14,931
Is this good for you?

385
00:17:14,966 --> 00:17:17,298
In the name of Prince Chauncley the...

386
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:19,035
Wait!

387
00:17:21,627 --> 00:17:22,938
You can't kill this man.

388
00:17:22,973 --> 00:17:24,102
Uh, why not?

389
00:17:24,137 --> 00:17:26,173
This kingdom needs him.

390
00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:29,118
He is the heart and soul of this town.

391
00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:30,417
I mean, Linda,

392
00:17:30,452 --> 00:17:33,448
when you ate that curry, remember?

393
00:17:33,484 --> 00:17:34,688
He was there.

394
00:17:34,723 --> 00:17:37,758
And, Todd, when you had that flu thing,

395
00:17:37,793 --> 00:17:38,959
he was there.

396
00:17:38,994 --> 00:17:40,460
A lot.

397
00:17:40,496 --> 00:17:43,597
And, Mitchell, I mean, where to start?

398
00:17:45,768 --> 00:17:47,801
We all need my dad

399
00:17:47,836 --> 00:17:52,096
because he is the kind of guy
who is there for us.

400
00:17:52,841 --> 00:17:57,491
Any time, anywhere, even if it's big.

401
00:18:01,650 --> 00:18:03,550
Yeah, look, I-I'd love
to help your father,

402
00:18:03,585 --> 00:18:05,152
but I'm afraid it's just not possible.

403
00:18:05,187 --> 00:18:06,286
What? Why not?

404
00:18:06,322 --> 00:18:07,721
Well, it's hard to explain.

405
00:18:07,756 --> 00:18:09,923
I come from a long line
of murderous tyrants,

406
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,291
and there's just...

407
00:18:11,327 --> 00:18:13,326
There's a lot of pressure on me to, um...

408
00:18:14,463 --> 00:18:16,579
Carry on the family tradition.

409
00:18:17,585 --> 00:18:19,051
Yes.

410
00:18:19,268 --> 00:18:21,001
Yeah, e-e-exactly.

411
00:18:21,036 --> 00:18:22,869
And when everyone expects you
to be one thing,

412
00:18:22,905 --> 00:18:25,963
can you ever really be a different thing?

413
00:18:26,915 --> 00:18:30,484
I don't know, but you can try.

414
00:18:32,454 --> 00:18:33,920
Um...

415
00:18:45,948 --> 00:18:47,777
Wait. Uh...

416
00:18:48,784 --> 00:18:49,950
Let... Let him go.

417
00:18:54,703 --> 00:18:57,267
We've been waiting for an hour.
At least torture him.

418
00:18:57,292 --> 00:18:58,387
Yeah, or flog him.

419
00:18:58,412 --> 00:19:01,527
Yeah, or spank his butt
or suck his dick or something!

420
00:19:03,746 --> 00:19:06,546
Hey, let's hear it
for the prince. Chaunc-ley!

421
00:19:06,582 --> 00:19:10,784
Chaunc-ley! Chaunc-ley! Chaunc-ley!

422
00:19:10,819 --> 00:19:14,221
Oh, wow. He... He did not like that.

423
00:19:14,256 --> 00:19:16,957
Well, I thought it was pretty cool.

424
00:19:16,992 --> 00:19:18,182
Huh.

425
00:19:26,595 --> 00:19:28,895
Pretty cool.

426
00:19:32,628 --> 00:19:36,282
_

427
00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:39,709
Terrible.

428
00:19:57,492 --> 00:19:59,682
Bring out the prisoner!

429
00:20:00,649 --> 00:20:03,150
Hey, no crazy hag this time.

430
00:20:03,175 --> 00:20:05,242
Wow. Yeah, that's a first.

431
00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:09,459
Oh, wait, no, she was
just hiding in that barrel.

432
00:20:09,484 --> 00:20:11,751
You know why this town is so stupid?

433
00:20:11,776 --> 00:20:13,743
Because nothing ever changes.

434
00:20:13,768 --> 00:20:17,503
You're all gonna burn in hell!

435
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:19,993
Like this?

436
00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:21,151
Close.

437
00:20:21,323 --> 00:20:24,925
You might want to move
your hands a little higher.

438
00:20:27,022 --> 00:20:28,188
Okay.

439
00:20:28,213 --> 00:20:29,479
Gotcha.

440
00:20:29,504 --> 00:20:31,237
Here goes nothing.

441
00:20:34,136 --> 00:20:36,025
Oh, yeah, I can get used to this.

442
00:20:36,050 --> 00:20:37,216
Right?

443
00:20:37,539 --> 00:20:39,555
Oh, thanks, Allie.

444
00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:41,015
Anytime.

445
00:20:43,385 --> 00:20:44,935
You want to grab lunch?

446
00:20:45,761 --> 00:20:47,661
- Really?
- Yeah.

447
00:20:47,686 --> 00:20:49,653
I'd say we earned it.

448
00:20:49,678 --> 00:20:51,578
You lead the way.

449
00:21:10,295 --> 00:21:17,460
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