1 00:00:05,133 --> 00:00:07,131 Ah, you wanna see what happened last week? 2 00:00:07,132 --> 00:00:09,008 No, no, you know what? Fuck... Get outta here. 3 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,370 We're not tellin' you shit. Go... go, go, go. 4 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:13,594 Jesus, Mick. 5 00:00:13,595 --> 00:00:15,247 Shoulda watched the last time. 6 00:00:15,248 --> 00:00:16,682 How'd you get this job? 7 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:18,601 - Someone recommended me. - Ah... 8 00:00:18,602 --> 00:00:20,436 Friends in high places, huh? 9 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:22,695 We're the top garbage crew in the city, Carl. 10 00:00:22,696 --> 00:00:25,274 Strikes me as a little suspicious. 11 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:26,692 Or I could stay here with you, 12 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:28,324 have fun like we did when we were kids. 13 00:00:28,325 --> 00:00:31,948 Jeez... We are totally relat... We're fuckin' cousins! 14 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:34,043 There's literally no way 15 00:00:34,044 --> 00:00:35,636 I'm going to the homecoming dance with you. 16 00:00:35,637 --> 00:00:37,828 You don't have to go, but if you don't, 17 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:41,165 I'm definitely gonna tell my mom that you went down on me 18 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:43,966 three... no, four times? 19 00:00:43,967 --> 00:00:45,711 Shouldn't you be in school? 20 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:48,297 Got more important stuff to do... gotta find Frank. 21 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:49,894 He's like a cat. He'll be back. 22 00:00:49,895 --> 00:00:51,676 If I don't find him soon, 23 00:00:51,677 --> 00:00:53,469 they're gonna kick me outta school. 24 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:54,762 It's haunted, Frank. 25 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:56,514 How big is this house? 26 00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:58,599 Nine bedrooms, including the master. 27 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,094 But that's mostly just storage 28 00:01:00,095 --> 00:01:02,186 for my father's single-malt scotch collection. 29 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:04,063 This one... 30 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:06,775 looks really old. 31 00:01:08,243 --> 00:01:10,779 Mr. Gallagher, welcome to Placid Journeys. 32 00:01:10,780 --> 00:01:12,900 I gotta say, this is nothing like 33 00:01:12,901 --> 00:01:15,821 the rehab facility I was sent to back in the day. 34 00:01:15,822 --> 00:01:17,660 Me, Tami, and Fred are movin' to Milwaukee. 35 00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:19,979 The family gave us an old house up there, 36 00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:21,706 and I'll still be around, you know, 37 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:25,238 on weekends and, uh, holidays, stuff like that. 38 00:01:25,239 --> 00:01:27,086 I love you, Mickey Milkovich. 39 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:29,463 A-and if you let me, I-I'd like to 40 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:31,549 - spend the rest of my life... - Jesus Christ. 41 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:33,050 Save the fuckin' speech, you pussy. 42 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:34,303 I'll marry you. 43 00:01:44,239 --> 00:01:48,419 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 44 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:54,405 ? Think of all the luck you got ? 45 00:01:54,406 --> 00:01:57,408 ? Know that it's not for naught ? 46 00:01:57,409 --> 00:02:00,995 ? You were beaming once before ? 47 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:05,207 ? But it's not like that anymore ? 48 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:08,586 ? What is this downside ? 49 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:11,047 ? That you speak of? ? 50 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:13,966 ? What is this feeling ? 51 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,635 ? You're so sure of? ? 52 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:28,648 ? Round up the friends you got ? 53 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:31,233 ? Know that they're not for naught ? 54 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:35,571 ? You were willing once before ? 55 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:39,700 ? But it's not like that anymore ? 56 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:42,036 ? What is this downside ? 57 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:46,457 ? That you speak of? ? 58 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:47,875 ? What is this feeling ? 59 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:52,297 ? You're so sure of? ? 60 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:55,092 Mickey! 61 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:59,470 Mickey! I know you're in there, 62 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:01,806 you fuckin' homo! Hey, Mick, 63 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:03,808 You faggy faggot! 64 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:05,643 You're never gonna marry that Gallagher queer, 65 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:06,686 you hear me? 66 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:07,978 Mickey! 67 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:10,359 Hey, your dad's here. 68 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:11,565 Hey, you want a Pride parade? 69 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:12,775 - Yeah. - How 'bout I slice off 70 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:15,278 your pansy dicks and stick 'em on a fuckin' float? 71 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:18,572 I got a little conversion therapy for you. 72 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:20,074 You suck a dick, you die. 73 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:21,659 Would you shut the fuck up? 74 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:23,161 You're annoying the shit outta everybody. 75 00:03:23,162 --> 00:03:25,037 Well, if it isn't the little shirt lifter. 76 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:27,039 Just want you to know... You marry a man, 77 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,666 I'ma put a fuckin' bullet in your head. 78 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:30,084 - Simple as that. - Why wait, bitch? 79 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:32,295 I'm standin' right here, Charlottesville. 80 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,716 Oh, look at that... we must shop at the same gun show. 81 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:39,552 The fuck happened to you? 82 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,010 You know what they say... 83 00:03:41,011 --> 00:03:42,721 The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 84 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:44,265 It does if it lands on a dick! 85 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:46,306 Aw, please, stop. I get it, all right? 86 00:03:46,307 --> 00:03:49,092 - You're proud a me. - You must really love cock. 87 00:03:49,093 --> 00:03:50,892 I definitely love one. 88 00:03:54,505 --> 00:03:56,570 Don't say I didn't warn ya, cocksmoker. 89 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,642 Good talk, Pops. 90 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:05,912 So when you movin' to Milwaukee? 91 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:08,629 I don't know. 92 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:11,542 You don't sound very excited about it. 93 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:14,853 Yeah, well... it is Milwaukee. 94 00:04:14,854 --> 00:04:16,255 Free house, though, right? 95 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:17,779 Yeah, I mean, it's a nice house. 96 00:04:17,780 --> 00:04:19,192 Nice neighborhood. 97 00:04:20,072 --> 00:04:21,451 Yard. 98 00:04:22,338 --> 00:04:23,972 Well, damn. Jackpot. 99 00:04:25,776 --> 00:04:28,403 Saw an actual birdhouse with birds in it. 100 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:31,353 Uh, not drugs. 101 00:04:32,505 --> 00:04:33,939 Birds. 102 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,283 Morning. 103 00:04:35,284 --> 00:04:37,234 So, how's your dad? 104 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:39,528 You know, don't think he's gonna be my best man. 105 00:04:39,529 --> 00:04:42,056 Hey, what's up, punk? Ready for school? 106 00:04:42,057 --> 00:04:44,078 Can't go to school until Frank signs a form. 107 00:04:44,079 --> 00:04:46,619 - What form? - That says I live here. 108 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,063 Just drop out. 109 00:04:48,064 --> 00:04:49,747 I can't drop out. I'm ten. 110 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:51,207 Give it to me. I'll sign it. 111 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:52,582 Gotta be a parent. 112 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:54,396 - I can fake Frank's signature. - So can I. 113 00:04:54,397 --> 00:04:56,063 - Same here. - School says 114 00:04:56,064 --> 00:04:57,856 that he has to sign it in person. 115 00:04:57,857 --> 00:05:00,174 Well, you know where Frank is? 116 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:02,426 Livin' with some lady up in Glencoe. 117 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,489 - He drives a Rolls Royce. - Unbelievable! 118 00:05:04,490 --> 00:05:07,118 - Oh, good for him. - Anyone want to go with me? 119 00:05:08,051 --> 00:05:09,298 No. 120 00:05:09,299 --> 00:05:10,726 Hey, hey, you got money for the El? 121 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:12,353 - Yeah. - All right, drop us a pin 122 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:13,938 when you get there so we know you're safe. 123 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:15,439 - Got it. - Thanks. 124 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,567 So you gonna talk to Tami about Milwaukee, or... 125 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:19,944 I dunno. 126 00:05:19,945 --> 00:05:21,455 Milwaukee sucks ass. 127 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:24,156 I mean, you should probably tell her 128 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,325 how you feel about it, right? 129 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,743 Lip? 130 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,286 Yeah. Yeah, no, I got it. 131 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:30,287 Thanks. 132 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:36,627 You ever try to get me to move to Milwaukee, 133 00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:38,157 I'll fuckin' murder you. 134 00:05:38,158 --> 00:05:40,177 Thanks, thank you. 135 00:05:40,178 --> 00:05:42,967 Thank you. I just wanna say, 136 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:45,302 before I go, this last month 137 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:48,222 has been a great journey 138 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:51,350 and one I couldn't have survived without all of you. 139 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,686 Thank you. Thank you. 140 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,483 Um... 141 00:05:59,754 --> 00:06:02,319 I found myself alone in the woods 142 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,156 on a snowy night, 143 00:06:04,157 --> 00:06:07,116 and there came a fork in the road... 144 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:10,477 one, a path that led to addiction. 145 00:06:10,478 --> 00:06:14,456 The other... path also led to addiction, 146 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:17,760 but I turned the sleigh around, 147 00:06:17,761 --> 00:06:19,879 and it has made all the difference. 148 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,631 Wha-W-Walt Whitman has always been 149 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:24,074 a personal favorite of mine. 150 00:06:24,075 --> 00:06:25,509 Anyway, I'm outta the woods, 151 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:28,345 and I hope you all will join me there. 152 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:29,722 I love you guys. Good-bye. 153 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,765 Gimme five! Thank you, thank you! 154 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:33,267 I love you, I love you, I love you. 155 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:34,435 I'll see you all again! 156 00:06:47,659 --> 00:06:48,866 What are you doin'? 157 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:50,367 This place is for rent. 158 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:52,413 We should call the number, check it out. 159 00:06:52,414 --> 00:06:55,039 - Why would we do that? - Because I need a thing. 160 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,540 You have a thing. I need a thing. 161 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:59,001 - And it's right next door. - Why? 162 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:01,503 Oh, I'm finally comin' to terms with the fact 163 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:03,422 that I'm never gonna play in the NBA. 164 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,507 You were never gonna play in the NBA. 165 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:08,344 Well, not now, V, because I'm retiring from basketball. 166 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:10,871 I would think you'd be a little more compassionate. 167 00:07:10,872 --> 00:07:12,943 We have so many other things to be thankful for. 168 00:07:12,944 --> 00:07:14,123 Oh, like what? 169 00:07:14,124 --> 00:07:16,101 You own a bar, you have a hot wife 170 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:17,478 and two beautiful girls. 171 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:19,063 Okay, that is good. 172 00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:20,781 But where do I go from here, V? 173 00:07:20,782 --> 00:07:22,691 What is the next chapter of my life? 174 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:24,735 Is there even a next chapter? 175 00:07:24,736 --> 00:07:28,021 Or is this just... 176 00:07:28,022 --> 00:07:29,490 it? Dry cleaner. 177 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:30,949 - What? - We could open up 178 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:32,239 - a dry cleaner. - No. 179 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:33,911 - Mattress store. - Uh-uh. 180 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:35,984 - Think tank. - What the hell is a think tank? 181 00:07:35,985 --> 00:07:38,774 It's where people sit around and think. 182 00:07:38,775 --> 00:07:40,461 That's the Alibi. 183 00:07:43,922 --> 00:07:45,631 Frank! 184 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:46,965 Frank. 185 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:51,345 I went to confession. 186 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:54,351 Father reminded me 187 00:07:54,352 --> 00:07:57,894 that an eye for an eye only makes the whole world blind. 188 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:02,523 And Kyle told me I need to let it go. 189 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:04,573 He was not happy. 190 00:08:04,574 --> 00:08:07,115 He wants to kill you himself when he gets out. 191 00:08:07,777 --> 00:08:11,491 Oh, well, I'll tell his parole board to keep me posted. 192 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:14,198 Are you okay? 193 00:08:14,871 --> 00:08:16,156 Reasonable. 194 00:08:16,157 --> 00:08:18,122 Good chow. Lotta sleep. 195 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:20,124 Too much talking, but... 196 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:21,799 Maybe when I get back from Puerto Rico, 197 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,378 we can grab a coffee? 198 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:25,921 What's in Puerto Rico? 199 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:27,339 My family's estate. 200 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:30,247 I spend the winters down there. 201 00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:32,094 Huh. When you going? 202 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:33,972 This afternoon. 203 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:37,690 I'll come find you when I get back, okay? 204 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:41,229 Okay. 205 00:08:44,985 --> 00:08:46,233 Safe travels. 206 00:08:56,553 --> 00:08:57,829 Ha ha ha. 207 00:09:03,108 --> 00:09:04,398 Hold on a sec. 208 00:09:04,399 --> 00:09:05,962 Okay. 209 00:09:14,773 --> 00:09:15,889 Hey, Milton. 210 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:20,990 - Oh, what's up, Lip? - What up, man? 211 00:09:20,991 --> 00:09:23,094 I thought you were, uh, in the Persian Gulf or some shit. 212 00:09:23,095 --> 00:09:25,439 - On leave. - Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. 213 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,958 So what's goin' on? Y-your dad's movin' out? 214 00:09:27,959 --> 00:09:30,027 Moved on... funeral was a few days ago. 215 00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:31,945 Oh, shit, I'm sorry, man. 216 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:34,364 That's fine. He was sick for a while. 217 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:36,335 Now I gotta try to get rid of all this stuff, 218 00:09:36,336 --> 00:09:38,243 try to sell this dump. 219 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,912 Are you still livin' that same house with Frank? 220 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,289 Yeah, unfortunately, he's still alive, so... 221 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:43,755 Damn. 222 00:09:43,756 --> 00:09:45,292 That's a surprise. 223 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:47,106 Hey, man, how much you askin'? 224 00:09:47,107 --> 00:09:48,772 No idea. 225 00:09:48,773 --> 00:09:50,776 We got mold behind the walls, 226 00:09:50,777 --> 00:09:51,882 roof leaks. 227 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:53,468 Rat shit everywhere. 228 00:09:53,469 --> 00:09:55,969 Got a ton of stuff I gotta fix before my leave's up. 229 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,805 Yeah, I wouldn't put too much into it. 230 00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:59,911 Some yuppie's just gonna buy it and gut it anyway. 231 00:09:59,912 --> 00:10:02,039 Mm. I don't have time for this shit. 232 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:04,225 - Gotta get back to base. - San Diego? 233 00:10:04,226 --> 00:10:05,938 - Norfolk. - Right, yeah, no, that's... 234 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,093 That's right. 235 00:10:07,094 --> 00:10:09,357 All right, well, hey, I'm sorry again. 236 00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:11,319 - Be good, yeah? - Thanks, man. 237 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:13,904 Hey, asshole, just kick it 238 00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:16,226 onto the truck next time... You'll do less damage. 239 00:10:19,137 --> 00:10:21,437 You were pretty hard on those real estate people. 240 00:10:21,438 --> 00:10:23,247 What's up with the open house thing? 241 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:25,635 You ask a lotta questions, Gallagher. 242 00:10:25,636 --> 00:10:27,293 You know who asks questions? 243 00:10:28,153 --> 00:10:29,170 Cops. 244 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:36,052 Look at this asshole parked in the alley. 245 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,056 Yo, hold up! 246 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,135 You a cop, Carl? 247 00:10:46,136 --> 00:10:47,322 Hell, no. 248 00:10:49,843 --> 00:10:51,358 Come on, man. 249 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:09,209 Ugh, what do you want? 250 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,463 Sorry to interrupt crack baby time. 251 00:11:11,464 --> 00:11:13,255 Hey, Franny, this is this is what happens 252 00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:15,007 when you hook up with a conniving bitch. 253 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,241 She blackmails you. 254 00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:18,190 And when you're a ghetto whore teen mom, 255 00:11:18,191 --> 00:11:20,687 you become a prostitute so you can pay your bills. 256 00:11:20,688 --> 00:11:22,222 What are you doing here? 257 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,866 - I bought you a gift. - How sweet of you. 258 00:11:24,867 --> 00:11:27,112 Now, I figured you probably wouldn't have 259 00:11:27,113 --> 00:11:28,562 anything nice to wear to the dance, 260 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:31,481 since they don't sell formal wear at Costco. 261 00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:32,900 A tuxedo? 262 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:34,610 You want me to wear this to the dance? 263 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,153 Yeah. I'm wearin' the dress. 264 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:38,405 My mom text you? 265 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:40,616 She wants me to meet her at some boutique. 266 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:42,075 Yeah, don't do it. 267 00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:43,587 She wants to buy me a birthday gift 268 00:11:43,588 --> 00:11:45,371 to give to her even though I already got her one. 269 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:46,430 What'd you get her? 270 00:11:46,431 --> 00:11:49,291 A T-shirt I was gonna give to Goodwill. 271 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:51,507 - Thoughtful. - She doesn't care. 272 00:11:51,508 --> 00:11:53,580 She'll buy herself something, wrap it, 273 00:11:53,581 --> 00:11:55,339 hand it to me, and then I'll hand it back to her 274 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:56,840 and say, "Happy birthday." 275 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,258 It's such bullshit. 276 00:11:58,259 --> 00:11:59,860 Should I get her something too? 277 00:11:59,861 --> 00:12:02,221 No. No, she'll pick something out for you 278 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,473 then pay for it just so she can say, 279 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,684 "Look what Debbie got me for my birthday." 280 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,186 Okay. 281 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:13,273 See you at the Chastain Hotel. 7 p.m. Don't be late. 282 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:24,202 What do ya think? 283 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:32,042 I'm sending a letter to the "Player Gazette" 284 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:35,045 about my pending retirement from the game I love. 285 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,880 - What? - Can we hear it? 286 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:40,416 "Dear basketball..." 287 00:12:41,323 --> 00:12:43,095 That's all I have so far. 288 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,222 - Good start, though. - Promising. 289 00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:47,557 It's not even mine. I stole it from Kobe. 290 00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:50,227 Plus, apparently, I need reading glasses now? 291 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:51,937 God, gettin' old sucks. 292 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,398 The other day, I found hair in my ear... lots a hair. 293 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:57,557 - Oh, it gets worse. - Half my life is over. 294 00:12:57,558 --> 00:12:58,902 More than half. 295 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:01,601 - What? I'm only 38. - The life expectancy 296 00:13:01,602 --> 00:13:03,920 for an average white man is 76. 297 00:13:03,921 --> 00:13:05,800 - Exactly. - The life expectancy 298 00:13:05,801 --> 00:13:08,078 for a poor white man from the South Side is 70 299 00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:10,464 - if you're lucky. - Shit, am I dead? 300 00:13:10,465 --> 00:13:11,665 I'm just saying you're definitely 301 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,208 coming down the mountain. 302 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,045 , V, that's why we gotta expand, 303 00:13:15,046 --> 00:13:18,506 increase our revenue so we can retire by 60. 304 00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:20,173 Live a little before we die. 305 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:22,285 Retirement is for rich people. 306 00:13:22,286 --> 00:13:24,426 Poor people drop dead on the job. 307 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:32,102 - What is happening? - Just a little bit a research. 308 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,396 How's the guest list coming? 309 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:35,524 What? 310 00:13:35,525 --> 00:13:37,441 For the wedding. Who you inviting? 311 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,807 - Uh, I don't have a list. - Well, you need a list. 312 00:13:39,808 --> 00:13:41,926 I mean, if I don't know how many people are comin' to the wedding, 313 00:13:41,927 --> 00:13:43,759 how do I know what size venue we need for the reception? 314 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,452 We're having a reception? At a venue? 315 00:13:45,453 --> 00:13:46,699 We're having a wedding wedding? 316 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:48,452 Jesus Christ, do you think this stuff just magically happens? 317 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,987 - You gotta plan shit. - A month ago, you were ready 318 00:13:50,988 --> 00:13:53,774 to get hitched at City Hall and now you want a real wedding? 319 00:13:53,775 --> 00:13:55,876 A lot can happen in a month. For example, 320 00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:57,794 your fuckhead dad threatenin' to murder you again 321 00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:58,908 'cause you're gay. 322 00:13:58,909 --> 00:14:01,381 That's what this is about... Terry? 323 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:04,396 Yup. Anything to make that miserable fuck more miserable. 324 00:14:04,397 --> 00:14:06,470 So gimme your guest list, I'll work on your vows, 325 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:09,549 and I will follow up with the soloist. 326 00:14:09,550 --> 00:14:11,922 - W-A fucking soloist? - Yeah, not just any soloist. 327 00:14:11,923 --> 00:14:13,939 Motherfucker needs to be able to rock Livin' on a Prayer, 328 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,687 acoustic, hard. Also, I'm gonna want 329 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,165 a shit-ton a candles, so get those, uh... 330 00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:19,649 church boys ready. 331 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,526 - Acolytes? - I don't care 332 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,403 what they're called... the little shits that light the candles. 333 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,905 You know? 334 00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:26,656 Here ya go. 335 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,622 Wrote it down for ya. 336 00:14:28,623 --> 00:14:30,554 Oh, well, this is cute. 337 00:14:30,555 --> 00:14:33,374 Hey, why do you buy Julia's gifts for her? 338 00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:34,915 Because, if I leave it up to her, 339 00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:36,539 she'll just give me some unthoughtful 340 00:14:36,540 --> 00:14:39,336 piece of junk... if she gives me anything at all. 341 00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:40,837 Oh. 342 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,624 Do you have plans tonight? 343 00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:43,845 Tonight? Why? 344 00:14:43,846 --> 00:14:45,675 Well, I'm having dinner with my friends 345 00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:47,928 to celebrate my birthday... Nothing fancy... 346 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:50,113 But it'd be so much more fun if you were there. 347 00:14:50,114 --> 00:14:51,723 I thought we were celebrating 348 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,600 - your birthday tomorrow. - Yeah, Tasha has to 349 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,769 go outta town for work, so we moved it to tonight. 350 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:59,524 Uh... just tonight I-I have family stuff. 351 00:14:59,525 --> 00:15:00,969 You know, Franny. 352 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,408 I would pay for a sitter. 353 00:15:03,409 --> 00:15:06,197 And everyone is dying to meet you. 354 00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:08,230 Plus, Julia can't come. 355 00:15:08,231 --> 00:15:10,367 She's going to some dance thing. 356 00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:12,884 Yeah, I'm-I'm sorry, I-I really wish I could. 357 00:15:12,885 --> 00:15:14,923 You know what? It's no big deal. 358 00:15:14,924 --> 00:15:17,558 We'll just celebrate it without you. 359 00:15:17,559 --> 00:15:19,626 Well, you and I can still celebrate tomorrow night, 360 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,753 - right? - Ugh, no, thanks. 361 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,218 At my age, one birthday party is painful enough. 362 00:15:24,219 --> 00:15:25,465 It's fine. 363 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:28,094 I don't need my girlfriend at my birthday party. 364 00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:30,872 Uh... 365 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:32,883 how 'bout I see what I can do? 366 00:15:33,964 --> 00:15:35,851 Really? Are you sure? 367 00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:38,592 Yeah, no, it's your friends and your birthday dinner. 368 00:15:38,593 --> 00:15:40,106 I can't miss that, right? 369 00:15:41,257 --> 00:15:43,567 Oh, my God, that would be the best gift ever. 370 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,235 I mean, besides this bag 371 00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:47,279 I'm going to buy you to give me. 372 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,364 Since it's your birthday, 373 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,813 there's one condition. 374 00:15:50,814 --> 00:15:52,204 I get to pick the restaurant. 375 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,226 Of course. 376 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,093 Hello! 377 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,640 Anybody home? 378 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,542 Hello! 379 00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:39,350 Anybody home? 380 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,355 Ha ha ha! 381 00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:47,023 Hoo, yeah! 382 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:48,578 Yeah! 383 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,662 Whoa! 384 00:18:04,663 --> 00:18:06,586 Easy, ladies. 385 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,138 What's up, boss? 386 00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:23,810 What's up? 387 00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:26,492 Otis wants you to bust into that house 388 00:18:26,493 --> 00:18:28,336 and take a shit in the living room. 389 00:18:29,569 --> 00:18:31,795 Why do I need to take a shit in their living room? 390 00:18:31,796 --> 00:18:33,946 Because Otis told you to. 391 00:18:34,889 --> 00:18:36,657 What if I don't need to take a shit? 392 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,461 When Otis says take a shit, 393 00:18:39,462 --> 00:18:41,365 your only question should be, "How big?" 394 00:18:41,366 --> 00:18:43,024 You wanna prove you're not a cop, 395 00:18:43,025 --> 00:18:45,207 shit in the living room. 396 00:18:46,438 --> 00:18:47,905 I don't need it. 397 00:19:22,318 --> 00:19:23,953 Ahh. 398 00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:02,913 Oh, damn! 399 00:20:02,914 --> 00:20:04,536 I been to every home in Glencoe 400 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,018 looking for you... finally found the one with the Rolls Royce. 401 00:20:07,019 --> 00:20:09,153 Were you followed... Does anyone else know I'm here? 402 00:20:09,154 --> 00:20:11,480 - Nobody. - Whaddaya want? 403 00:20:11,481 --> 00:20:13,503 I need you to sign a form at my school 404 00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:15,171 or else I can't go anymore. 405 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:17,030 Well, why would I do that? 406 00:20:17,031 --> 00:20:18,717 I wanna go to school, Frank. 407 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,552 Well, people in Hell want cold beer. 408 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,888 What's in it for me? 409 00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:24,247 I'll call Child Services. 410 00:20:24,248 --> 00:20:26,475 You're my father. You've abandoned me. 411 00:20:29,497 --> 00:20:31,187 Well played, son. 412 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,969 But I'm re-abandoning you right after this is done. 413 00:20:33,970 --> 00:20:36,026 Wait outside. I used a different entrance. 414 00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:45,827 Hey, so there's this house over on Kingscross. 415 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,871 - Yeah? - Yeah. 416 00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:50,331 You know, it's a total dump, but, uh, 417 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:53,001 you know, it's probably gonna go for nothin', 418 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:55,314 and, uh, with a little bit a work, 419 00:20:55,315 --> 00:20:56,354 could be nice. 420 00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:58,715 You thinking about buyin' a house in the South Side 421 00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:00,790 even though you're movin' to Milwaukee? 422 00:21:00,791 --> 00:21:02,510 No. No, no, no. 423 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:05,061 I was just thinkin', you know, 424 00:21:05,062 --> 00:21:07,046 could be a good investment for somebody, though. 425 00:21:08,128 --> 00:21:10,727 You know, fix it up, flip it. 426 00:21:11,803 --> 00:21:13,630 Did you ever do anything like that? 427 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,979 I never have to worry about what I would or wouldn't do. 428 00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:21,252 Mr. Tamietti paid the down payment on my house, 429 00:21:21,253 --> 00:21:23,339 loaned me the money to start Born Free. 430 00:21:24,027 --> 00:21:25,575 He decides what I do. 431 00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:27,728 I'm the definition of limited options. 432 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,273 - Hi. - Hi, Tam. 433 00:21:32,274 --> 00:21:33,293 Hey. 434 00:21:34,701 --> 00:21:36,920 I gave notice at the salon today. 435 00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:40,014 Which means I told Liza to eat shit and die. 436 00:21:40,015 --> 00:21:41,466 Oh, wow. 437 00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:42,960 Really? Yeah? 438 00:21:42,961 --> 00:21:44,787 Burned that bridge! 439 00:21:44,788 --> 00:21:46,387 Ah... ha. 440 00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:47,646 Nice one. Congrats. 441 00:21:47,647 --> 00:21:49,664 And I found a salon near Nana's place 442 00:21:49,665 --> 00:21:51,226 where I can rent out a chair. 443 00:21:51,940 --> 00:21:53,853 Wow, already? Really... wow... Yeah. 444 00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:55,271 - Mm-hmm. - That's sweet. 445 00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:56,802 Oh, also, 446 00:21:56,803 --> 00:22:00,109 my Uncle Will works at Briggs & Stratton in Milwaukee. 447 00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,945 Says they're always looking for new mechanics. 448 00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:03,739 I mean, I could have my dad give him a call. 449 00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:09,452 Uh... what's going on? 450 00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:10,870 What's goin' on? Nothin'. 451 00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:12,372 Yeah, I'm workin'. Why? 452 00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:14,165 You're being weird. 453 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,705 Yeah, no, sorry, I just... I just remembered 454 00:22:15,706 --> 00:22:17,745 I gotta close the loop on a couple things, 455 00:22:17,746 --> 00:22:19,420 so... 456 00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:20,915 What loops? 457 00:22:21,676 --> 00:22:23,383 Look, I just quit my job. 458 00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:24,968 Oh, yeah, I know. 459 00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:26,529 Uh, it's all good, all right? 460 00:22:26,530 --> 00:22:28,848 Everything's... everything's fine. 461 00:22:30,737 --> 00:22:32,642 What? 462 00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:34,686 Uh... ooh, nothin', uh... 463 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,145 nothin'. 464 00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:37,314 Nothin'. 465 00:22:41,513 --> 00:22:44,529 It's got, uh, two beds, one bath, 466 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:48,420 and, you know, I mean, I... I-it needs some work, but... 467 00:22:48,980 --> 00:22:50,260 well, it's a good house. 468 00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:54,703 Now, what do you think? 469 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:59,502 This place is a shithole. 470 00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:02,191 Well, I-I'm just lookin' at options, all right? 471 00:23:02,192 --> 00:23:04,564 I mean, did you know that Milwaukee 472 00:23:04,565 --> 00:23:06,781 gets even colder than Chicago in the wintertime? 473 00:23:06,782 --> 00:23:08,803 And-and you know that we're gonna be the ones 474 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,930 that have to check in on your nana every week 475 00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:13,474 at the old folks' home and anytime she needs anything. 476 00:23:14,243 --> 00:23:15,377 Uh-huh. 477 00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:19,439 Look, I don't know... Honestly, I feel kinda guilty, 478 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,449 you know, takin' charity from your family. 479 00:23:25,110 --> 00:23:27,491 You gotta be kidding me. 480 00:23:27,492 --> 00:23:30,492 It's what... 100 feet from your family's house? 481 00:23:41,022 --> 00:23:42,648 What about a tire store? 482 00:23:42,649 --> 00:23:44,550 - No! - Ah, wow... 483 00:23:45,115 --> 00:23:46,407 Barber shop? 484 00:23:46,897 --> 00:23:48,259 Nail salon. 485 00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:52,180 Dreams are stupid. 486 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:54,265 Dreams aren't stupid. 487 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,019 Stupid ideas are stupid. 488 00:23:56,020 --> 00:23:58,269 Nail salon... but for men. 489 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,159 We could definitely use another Subway. 490 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,564 Or a check-cashing place. 491 00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:03,566 We don't need another check-cashing place. 492 00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:06,361 Plus, all those things require big start-up costs. 493 00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:07,862 V, we should contact that realtor. 494 00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,447 That place is gonna rent out soon. 495 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:10,690 You don't even have a business plan. 496 00:24:10,691 --> 00:24:12,742 The business plan is to rent out the place. 497 00:24:12,743 --> 00:24:14,535 Not until you know what kinda business 498 00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:16,575 you wanna start and how much it's gonna cost 499 00:24:16,576 --> 00:24:19,582 to get it up and running... Inventory, labor... 500 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:20,918 A business plan. 501 00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:26,089 - Keg's kicked. - Oh... I have an idea. 502 00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:28,299 How 'bout a business where you sell beer, 503 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,886 and when the keg is empty, you replace it. 504 00:24:33,585 --> 00:24:35,598 I got it. 505 00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:38,518 I think that fulfills my fatherly obligation. 506 00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:39,894 Congratulations, son. 507 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:41,854 You get to keep goin' to school. 508 00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:43,273 See ya. 509 00:24:44,091 --> 00:24:45,359 Frank, wait. 510 00:24:46,677 --> 00:24:49,278 That new house that you're living in is pretty sweet. 511 00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:52,865 Bet they have good schools. I wanna live with you. 512 00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:54,617 Oh... I bet ya do. 513 00:24:54,618 --> 00:24:57,620 Unfortunately, pal, we just don't have the space. 514 00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:59,497 I need you on the South Side 515 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,457 lookin' after the-the business. 516 00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:02,784 What business? 517 00:25:02,785 --> 00:25:04,460 Finding easy, innovative ways 518 00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,387 to make money without working. 519 00:25:06,388 --> 00:25:08,673 That's the Gallagher family business. 520 00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:11,872 I built it from scratch. I put in the hours. 521 00:25:11,873 --> 00:25:14,637 Turned it into the thriving racket you see today. 522 00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:18,224 And now, as Chairman Emeritus, 523 00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:20,144 I'm naming you my successor. 524 00:25:21,725 --> 00:25:23,022 But I miss you. 525 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:29,027 Nice try, son. 526 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:30,319 "I miss you." 527 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,116 Yeah... 528 00:25:38,792 --> 00:25:40,278 "Miss you." 529 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,158 A true gentleman should be able 530 00:25:45,159 --> 00:25:47,503 to tie a proper bow tie, full stop. 531 00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:49,338 Only a schoolboy should ever 532 00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:50,923 ever be allowed to wear... 533 00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:52,134 It's open! 534 00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:55,595 - Hey. - Hey. 535 00:25:59,183 --> 00:26:00,516 That's a lotta wedding rings. 536 00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:01,944 It's for Mickey. 537 00:26:01,945 --> 00:26:04,145 He said he wanted to see some options. 538 00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:05,591 Something borrowed, right? 539 00:26:05,592 --> 00:26:07,356 Or stolen from Zales. 540 00:26:08,566 --> 00:26:09,984 I'm gonna return them. 541 00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:12,195 ...your tie around your neck. 542 00:26:13,138 --> 00:26:15,114 What the hell are you watching? 543 00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:17,408 Trying to figure out how to tie a bow tie. 544 00:26:18,136 --> 00:26:19,786 I know how to tie a bow tie. 545 00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:21,162 - Really? - Yeah. 546 00:26:25,626 --> 00:26:28,510 Adjust the tie so the right side 547 00:26:28,511 --> 00:26:30,130 is an inch to an inch and a half longer. 548 00:26:30,686 --> 00:26:32,145 There you go. 549 00:26:32,659 --> 00:26:34,217 Beautiful. 550 00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:35,932 What's this for? 551 00:26:35,933 --> 00:26:38,179 - Homecoming dance. - Why in the hell 552 00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:39,639 are you going to a homecoming dance? 553 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,182 It's not my choice. 554 00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:43,726 This girl I know, Julia, is wearing the dress. 555 00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:45,436 Why does she get to wear the dress? 556 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,637 Is this some kind of power move? 557 00:26:47,638 --> 00:26:49,732 I don't know, but if her wearing a dress 558 00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:52,193 makes her feel powerful, then good for her. 559 00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:54,070 Maybe that's the final wave. 560 00:26:54,071 --> 00:26:56,239 I don't know what that means. 561 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,000 The problem is, I also have a dinner tonight 562 00:26:58,001 --> 00:27:00,118 with Julia's mom. 563 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,328 And neither one knows about the other? 564 00:27:04,381 --> 00:27:05,973 You little slut. 565 00:27:08,153 --> 00:27:09,378 I try. 566 00:27:11,449 --> 00:27:13,661 - We really need flowers? - Hell, yeah. 567 00:27:13,662 --> 00:27:15,169 Stargazer lilies, motherfucker. 568 00:27:15,170 --> 00:27:16,467 How can I help you? 569 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:18,261 Hey, so, uh, I'm gettin' married, 570 00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:20,179 and we'd love to see what you have 571 00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:21,574 in the way of Stargazer lilies. 572 00:27:21,575 --> 00:27:23,225 Let me show you some photos. 573 00:27:29,394 --> 00:27:31,771 This is the Sierra Sunset... 574 00:27:31,772 --> 00:27:33,576 - Mm-hmm. - And this is what we call 575 00:27:33,577 --> 00:27:35,653 - Beyond Blue. - That's gorgeous. 576 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,780 Especially because we get them at the perfect time... 577 00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:39,448 Right before they open, 578 00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:41,951 so they're spectacular on your blessed day. 579 00:27:41,952 --> 00:27:43,120 Yeah, I bet. 580 00:27:43,829 --> 00:27:46,074 Hey, I like the... blue ones. 581 00:27:46,075 --> 00:27:47,206 - Yeah? - Sure. 582 00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:49,959 - Are you the best man? - Uh, no, I'm the... 583 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,605 the groom? The official partner. 584 00:27:52,606 --> 00:27:54,823 I don't know... we haven't really talked about it yet. 585 00:27:55,716 --> 00:27:57,381 So you're... 586 00:27:58,069 --> 00:27:59,427 h-homosexuals? 587 00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:02,265 No, well, he is... I just like having another man's dick in my ass. 588 00:28:02,266 --> 00:28:03,806 I'm s-sorry. 589 00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:06,032 I'm afraid we don't do business with your... 590 00:28:07,693 --> 00:28:08,972 With your what? 591 00:28:08,973 --> 00:28:12,374 - Uh, w-we don't believe... - Finishing sentences, Grandma? 592 00:28:12,375 --> 00:28:13,817 - Mickey. - That what you don't believe in? 593 00:28:13,818 --> 00:28:15,568 Sodomy is a sin. 594 00:28:15,569 --> 00:28:16,611 You know what else is a sin? 595 00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:18,154 Stabbing a fucking bitch in the heart... 596 00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:19,316 - Okay... yeah. - That's a sin! 597 00:28:19,317 --> 00:28:21,449 Gonna sodomize you, you wrinkly fucking Q-tip. 598 00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:22,867 - No. - I'm gonna come back 599 00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:24,442 and carve my initials in your fuckin' gums! 600 00:28:29,719 --> 00:28:31,637 Kevin. My man. 601 00:28:32,836 --> 00:28:34,337 Oh, God. 602 00:28:34,338 --> 00:28:35,994 Dude, I've been texting you. 603 00:28:35,995 --> 00:28:37,498 Did you get my texts? 604 00:28:37,499 --> 00:28:38,925 No. I blocked your phone number. 605 00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:40,551 W... Okay, look... 606 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,178 I'm sorry about the other night. 607 00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:43,679 I know things got a little, uh... 608 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:44,972 Racist? 609 00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:47,934 Yeah, we thought when a poor couple 610 00:28:47,935 --> 00:28:50,436 - agrees to be auctioned off... - No. 611 00:28:50,437 --> 00:28:52,575 Again, sorry. 612 00:28:52,576 --> 00:28:53,981 I'm only here to claim the other thing 613 00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:55,399 that we won at the auction. 614 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,526 What? 615 00:28:57,321 --> 00:28:59,570 My personal training session. 616 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:02,397 - Huh? - Yeah, you said at the auction 617 00:29:02,398 --> 00:29:04,576 the winner gets a personal training session. 618 00:29:06,536 --> 00:29:07,723 Right now? 619 00:29:07,724 --> 00:29:09,586 I'm bored with my trainer at Equinox. 620 00:29:09,587 --> 00:29:11,561 He's always late because he's training some guys 621 00:29:11,562 --> 00:29:13,001 from the Bulls before me. 622 00:29:14,088 --> 00:29:15,711 Look, I can always come back if you're busy, 623 00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:17,922 but I... I... 624 00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:19,900 No. No, no, no. 625 00:29:20,453 --> 00:29:23,219 You know what? Right now is a perfect time. 626 00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:25,560 We just got a delivery. Follow me. 627 00:29:29,351 --> 00:29:31,978 I start every workout with what I like to call 628 00:29:31,979 --> 00:29:33,938 keg lifts... simple. All you gotta do 629 00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:35,894 is take these kegs into the bar. 630 00:29:35,895 --> 00:29:37,858 It's great for your core. 631 00:29:37,859 --> 00:29:40,403 - Does that really work - Look at me, Lorne. 632 00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:42,203 Never step foot in a gym. 633 00:29:42,204 --> 00:29:43,948 Wow. 634 00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:45,866 Okay. 635 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:50,371 Yeah, use your legs, not your back. 636 00:29:50,372 --> 00:29:53,332 There ya go. 637 00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:54,917 All right. 638 00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:56,782 Flex your base. 639 00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:46,510 Hello? 640 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,179 Anybody home? 641 00:30:57,272 --> 00:30:58,814 Hello? 642 00:31:42,692 --> 00:31:44,527 There ya go. 643 00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:46,695 Only eight more kegs. All right. 644 00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:48,197 Good. 645 00:31:48,198 --> 00:31:50,115 All right, all right, all right. 646 00:31:50,835 --> 00:31:52,216 Bro, do you even lift? 647 00:31:52,217 --> 00:31:54,961 Uh, Pilates... 648 00:31:54,962 --> 00:31:56,301 and I play squash. 649 00:31:56,302 --> 00:31:58,441 What the fuck is squash? All right, man, here we go. 650 00:31:58,442 --> 00:31:59,500 We're gonna burn some muscles. 651 00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:02,795 Like that. Keep your back straight. 652 00:32:02,796 --> 00:32:05,589 Use your legs. Don't forget to breathe. 653 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:07,007 All right, all right, okay. 654 00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:08,918 - Uhhh... - Wow! 655 00:32:08,919 --> 00:32:10,845 All right, good. 656 00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:12,751 - Uh... oh... uh... - See? 657 00:32:12,752 --> 00:32:14,891 Now you know it's workin' 658 00:32:15,475 --> 00:32:16,976 How can you be a florist 659 00:32:16,977 --> 00:32:18,727 and not do business with the gays? 660 00:32:18,728 --> 00:32:20,938 Doesn't matter, all right? She'll be dead soon anyway. 661 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,731 Whatever... you lined up a caterer, right? 662 00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:24,608 - Yes. - You got the Chiavari chairs? 663 00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:26,059 - Yes! - Gold ones with the white cushions? 664 00:32:26,060 --> 00:32:27,060 Yes! 665 00:32:39,698 --> 00:32:40,790 It's about time. 666 00:32:40,791 --> 00:32:43,259 Kay, I took a shit in somebody's living room. 667 00:32:43,260 --> 00:32:44,629 What the fuck's going on? 668 00:32:47,424 --> 00:32:50,301 Let's just say the Department of Sanitation 669 00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:51,803 runs this town. 670 00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:03,442 V, Lorne went on social media 671 00:33:03,443 --> 00:33:05,513 and said it was the best workout he's ever had. 672 00:33:05,514 --> 00:33:07,610 Now all his yuppie friends wanna train with me. 673 00:33:07,611 --> 00:33:09,361 I just got two texts. This could be huge. 674 00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:12,173 - Wow, two texts. - This is it, V. 675 00:33:12,174 --> 00:33:15,618 I found my calling. This is my next chapter. 676 00:33:15,619 --> 00:33:17,575 Like when Ditka retired from coaching, 677 00:33:17,576 --> 00:33:18,954 opened a steakhouse. 678 00:33:18,955 --> 00:33:20,539 Yeah, what's the name a that place? 679 00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:22,041 Ditka's. 680 00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:24,376 So a full keg is about 160 pounds. 681 00:33:24,377 --> 00:33:27,035 - This is about a 50? - That is not a 50. 682 00:33:27,036 --> 00:33:29,089 That is $200 worth of beer. Put that back. 683 00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:31,425 V, I can't use empty kegs. 684 00:33:31,426 --> 00:33:33,177 - They're like 30 pounds. - Too bad. 685 00:33:35,045 --> 00:33:37,348 V... the longest part of a journey 686 00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:39,186 is always the first step. 687 00:33:39,926 --> 00:33:41,978 - Says who? - Fortune cookie. 688 00:33:41,979 --> 00:33:45,064 This is it, V... some people wait their entire lives 689 00:33:45,065 --> 00:33:47,107 for a moment like this, a moment of clarity. 690 00:33:54,850 --> 00:33:57,701 That's a lotta people to hunt one fox. 691 00:33:58,484 --> 00:34:00,064 Not a fair fight. 692 00:34:00,065 --> 00:34:02,684 ...in front of all these people. 693 00:34:03,664 --> 00:34:05,501 Fix the animal in the eye with a masterful gaze. 694 00:34:05,502 --> 00:34:07,336 The boots don't fit. 695 00:35:32,672 --> 00:35:34,549 Shit. 696 00:35:41,538 --> 00:35:43,237 - Hello? - Hey, buddy. 697 00:35:43,238 --> 00:35:45,267 It's your dear old dad. How you doin'? 698 00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:46,769 What do you want, Frank? 699 00:35:46,770 --> 00:35:49,647 Um... boy, it was great seeing ya today. 700 00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:51,398 You're drunk, right? 701 00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:54,693 Ha ha ha ha. You, growin' up so fast. 702 00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:56,271 Uh... it got me to thinkin'. 703 00:35:56,272 --> 00:35:58,447 I-I'd love to spend more time together. 704 00:35:58,448 --> 00:36:01,033 - When? - How 'bout right now? 705 00:36:01,034 --> 00:36:03,191 It took me hours to get there this morning. 706 00:36:03,192 --> 00:36:05,428 So, uh, so I'll see ya in a few hours? 707 00:36:05,429 --> 00:36:08,666 No way. Maybe tomorrow after school. 708 00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:12,336 Uh, I was... I was hopin' you'd get here before dark. 709 00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:13,962 - That's all. - Sorry. 710 00:36:13,963 --> 00:36:15,424 Hey, Liam. 711 00:36:16,057 --> 00:36:17,129 What? 712 00:36:17,130 --> 00:36:19,636 Uh... I miss you. 713 00:36:20,745 --> 00:36:22,763 Right. Bye, Frank. 714 00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:41,825 So, what do you think? 715 00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:44,619 What are these? 716 00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:47,329 They're the chairs you wanted. 717 00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:48,747 Was I not clear? 718 00:36:49,761 --> 00:36:52,253 Where the fuck... 719 00:36:52,254 --> 00:36:54,126 are the Chiavari chairs? 720 00:36:54,127 --> 00:36:56,630 - These are the Chiavaris. - You shut the fuck up. 721 00:36:56,631 --> 00:36:59,861 You... I could not have been more specific. 722 00:36:59,862 --> 00:37:02,001 I asked you to find me a caterer 723 00:37:02,002 --> 00:37:04,900 who had the gold Chiavaris 724 00:37:04,901 --> 00:37:06,071 with the white cushions. 725 00:37:06,072 --> 00:37:08,016 You had one job. 726 00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:10,800 Uh, that was my fault, I... thought we had those, 727 00:37:10,801 --> 00:37:11,820 but I was mistaken. 728 00:37:11,821 --> 00:37:13,522 But I-I think that any of these could work... 729 00:37:13,523 --> 00:37:15,983 God damn it, why does everything always have to suck? 730 00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:18,325 This is my fucking wedding day! 731 00:37:18,326 --> 00:37:20,529 For one day. For one day 732 00:37:20,530 --> 00:37:24,004 can I have the gold... Chiavaris 733 00:37:24,005 --> 00:37:25,876 with the white cushions?! 734 00:37:27,704 --> 00:37:29,997 - I mean, I-I can call around... - I thought I told you 735 00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:31,223 to shut the fuck up! Are you retarded? 736 00:37:31,224 --> 00:37:33,333 - Uh... - Huh, Brooks? 737 00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:35,210 - Answer me! - Uh, yes. 738 00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:36,587 - Yes, you're retarded! - I'm retarded. 739 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:39,424 Which is why we had the fucking mix-up! 740 00:37:42,427 --> 00:37:45,301 I'm sorry. 741 00:37:45,302 --> 00:37:47,235 This is my fault. 742 00:37:47,236 --> 00:37:49,137 I put too much on your plate. 743 00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:03,531 Hey. 744 00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:08,066 - Did you find Frank? - Yeah. 745 00:38:09,027 --> 00:38:10,204 Where is everybody? 746 00:38:12,668 --> 00:38:15,793 Debbie went to a dance, Carl's at work, 747 00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:18,587 Ian's with Mickey, Fiona moved, 748 00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:21,049 and now you're moving to Milwaukee. 749 00:38:24,060 --> 00:38:25,602 You gonna be all right, buddy? 750 00:38:25,603 --> 00:38:26,637 Yeah. 751 00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:29,098 I'm just gonna miss everyone being around. 752 00:38:32,348 --> 00:38:33,550 Cheers. 753 00:38:40,109 --> 00:38:42,361 Oh, look at this bag 754 00:38:42,362 --> 00:38:44,300 that Debbie got me for my birthday. 755 00:38:44,301 --> 00:38:46,865 - That is so cute! - Oh, my God! 756 00:38:46,866 --> 00:38:48,396 I know, I love it. 757 00:38:48,397 --> 00:38:50,035 You have good taste. 758 00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:52,372 - Yes, she does. - And good skin. 759 00:38:52,373 --> 00:38:54,623 God, look at your skin! 760 00:38:54,624 --> 00:38:56,416 I used to have skin like that. 761 00:38:56,417 --> 00:38:58,168 Bullshit. 762 00:38:58,169 --> 00:38:59,990 And your hair... I love the color. 763 00:38:59,991 --> 00:39:02,297 - Who does it? - I do it. 764 00:39:02,298 --> 00:39:04,132 I'm so jealous. 765 00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:05,801 Mm, I bet you are. 766 00:39:05,802 --> 00:39:08,365 So what do 19-year-olds like to do these days? 767 00:39:09,132 --> 00:39:11,974 Watch TV shows about suicide, do drugs. 768 00:39:11,975 --> 00:39:13,767 Protest shit we don't know much about. 769 00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:16,177 I'm just kidding. 770 00:39:16,178 --> 00:39:18,146 I don't really know. I work a lot. 771 00:39:18,147 --> 00:39:19,811 I'm a welder. 772 00:39:19,812 --> 00:39:21,517 You're a welder? 773 00:39:21,518 --> 00:39:23,485 Not as of lately, but... yeah. 774 00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:25,336 Oh, my God, that's incredible. 775 00:39:25,337 --> 00:39:26,844 Like Jennifer Beals. 776 00:39:26,845 --> 00:39:27,865 In Flashdance. 777 00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:29,304 Oh... 778 00:39:29,305 --> 00:39:30,952 I'm gonna need another drink. 779 00:39:32,579 --> 00:39:34,872 Uh, hey, I'm gonna run to the ladies' room real quick. 780 00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:36,069 - Okay. - I'll be right back. 781 00:39:36,070 --> 00:39:37,169 Do you need me to go with you? 782 00:39:37,170 --> 00:39:38,170 Uh, no. 783 00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:41,192 You're an asshole. 784 00:39:41,193 --> 00:39:43,225 You're both assholes. 785 00:39:43,226 --> 00:39:44,339 Stop it. 786 00:39:48,803 --> 00:39:49,888 Whoa... 787 00:40:15,204 --> 00:40:16,685 Calm down. I'll be there in a second. 788 00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:30,553 Hey. 789 00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:35,349 There she is. 790 00:40:35,350 --> 00:40:36,808 - Seriously? - ? When you've gotten ? 791 00:40:36,809 --> 00:40:38,894 - ? What you want ? - Come on. 792 00:40:38,895 --> 00:40:40,896 ? Maybe I should start over ? 793 00:40:40,897 --> 00:40:43,566 Remember, you're desperately in love with me. 794 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:47,069 Thank God you're here. 795 00:40:47,070 --> 00:40:49,112 I'm bringing Sandy in to deal with the invitations 796 00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:50,614 and a few other details moving forward. 797 00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:52,513 - Wait... what? Why? - 'Cause too many things 798 00:40:52,514 --> 00:40:54,413 are slippin' through the cracks, Gallagher. 799 00:40:54,414 --> 00:40:55,675 The chairs were a fuckin' shit-show. 800 00:40:55,676 --> 00:40:57,168 Also, Sandy's getting me my best man. 801 00:40:57,169 --> 00:40:59,341 You line up your best man yet? 802 00:40:59,342 --> 00:41:01,072 Not yet, no. 803 00:41:01,073 --> 00:41:02,501 That's what I'm talkin' about. 804 00:41:02,502 --> 00:41:04,836 You sure you still wanna go through with this? 805 00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:06,588 Yes. Why? 806 00:41:06,589 --> 00:41:08,674 Terry's back at the house making hollow-tip bullets. 807 00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:10,676 - Calls 'em Pansy Poppers. - Fuck him. 808 00:41:10,677 --> 00:41:12,594 You ask Debbie if Franny can be the flower girl? 809 00:41:12,595 --> 00:41:14,179 Yeah, I sent her a text. 810 00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:15,472 Thank you. 811 00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:17,628 This is still about Terry, right? 812 00:41:17,629 --> 00:41:18,875 You don't give a shit about weddings. 813 00:41:18,876 --> 00:41:20,183 Where the fuck's your ring? 814 00:41:21,517 --> 00:41:24,296 I... must have... 815 00:41:24,297 --> 00:41:26,176 left it next to the sink. 816 00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:28,444 I can't even. 817 00:41:29,846 --> 00:41:31,531 I can see why you called. 818 00:42:59,848 --> 00:43:01,328 - Hey! - Ah... shit! 819 00:43:01,329 --> 00:43:03,872 Who the hell are you? 820 00:43:03,873 --> 00:43:06,249 I'm... house sitting. Who the hell are you? 821 00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:07,918 I'm Jean-Luc, the gardener. 822 00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:09,711 Miss Faye asked me to look after the place 823 00:43:09,712 --> 00:43:11,874 - while she's in Puerto Rico. - That's funny, 824 00:43:11,875 --> 00:43:14,174 'cause she never mentioned anything about it to me. 825 00:43:14,175 --> 00:43:15,759 Well, she never mentioned you either. 826 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,573 Why's all the furniture covered, hmm? 827 00:43:17,574 --> 00:43:20,386 I'm... just using the second floor. 828 00:43:20,387 --> 00:43:23,055 You know what? I'm gonna call her. 829 00:43:23,056 --> 00:43:25,978 - We will straighten this out. - Go ahead. 830 00:43:27,175 --> 00:43:30,148 Um... I don't have her number. 831 00:43:30,149 --> 00:43:31,733 I do. I'll call her. 832 00:43:31,734 --> 00:43:33,735 Fine. Call her. 833 00:43:33,736 --> 00:43:35,362 I'm not goin' anywhere. 834 00:43:35,363 --> 00:43:37,447 Oh, I'm calling. 835 00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:39,442 Tell her Frank says hello. 836 00:43:39,443 --> 00:43:41,555 Oh, and tell her the yard guy 837 00:43:41,556 --> 00:43:43,641 is gonna stay in her house while she's gone. 838 00:43:43,642 --> 00:43:45,622 I'm not the yard guy, asshole. 839 00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:47,702 - Who the hell are you again? - I'm her boyfriend. 840 00:43:47,703 --> 00:43:49,251 Funny, she never mentioned anything 841 00:43:49,252 --> 00:43:50,536 about having any boyfriend. 842 00:43:50,537 --> 00:43:53,839 Oh, you mean she didn't share her romantic status 843 00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,089 with the yard guy? 844 00:43:55,090 --> 00:43:56,758 Stop callin' me the yard guy. 845 00:43:56,759 --> 00:43:59,136 - I'm callin' the cops. - Oh, go ahead, ha ha. 846 00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:01,730 And tell them there's been a break-in, 847 00:44:01,731 --> 00:44:04,387 'cause I have house keys. How did you get in? 848 00:44:04,388 --> 00:44:06,643 I thought you were gonna call Miss Faye. 849 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:08,436 - I am. - Well, then do it. 850 00:44:08,437 --> 00:44:10,314 I'm calling her right now. 851 00:44:20,950 --> 00:44:23,451 - I'm not supposed to be here. - Well, no shit. 852 00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:24,953 - Me neither. - I didn't know anyone 853 00:44:24,954 --> 00:44:26,184 was upstairs... I thought I was hearin' things. 854 00:44:26,185 --> 00:44:28,290 Where were you... I thought the place was haunted! 855 00:44:28,291 --> 00:44:29,408 I stay in the basement. 856 00:44:29,409 --> 00:44:30,542 - Do you play a piano? - Yes. 857 00:44:30,543 --> 00:44:32,096 Thank God. 858 00:44:32,097 --> 00:44:33,461 Hey, maybe, uh... 859 00:44:33,462 --> 00:44:36,298 we can both live here, huh? 860 00:44:36,299 --> 00:44:37,799 Come on, it's a big house. 861 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:39,776 There's plenty of room for the both of us. 862 00:44:39,777 --> 00:44:41,136 Fine. I'll take the second floor. 863 00:44:41,137 --> 00:44:42,593 You can keep the basement. 864 00:44:42,594 --> 00:44:45,433 - First floor neutral. - Sure, first floor's neutral. 865 00:44:58,237 --> 00:44:59,581 What do you got, Gallagher? 866 00:44:59,582 --> 00:45:01,615 So, sanitation department's 867 00:45:01,616 --> 00:45:03,409 in bed with the real estate developers. 868 00:45:03,410 --> 00:45:04,868 Bribe them to either pick up the trash, 869 00:45:04,869 --> 00:45:06,588 make the neighborhood look like shit. 870 00:45:06,589 --> 00:45:08,079 That way, they can influence the rent, 871 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,994 property value, all of it. 872 00:45:09,995 --> 00:45:11,708 Son of a bitch. 873 00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:14,044 And it's all overseen by this cat named Otis. 874 00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:15,713 Get in. 875 00:45:19,690 --> 00:45:20,842 Nice work, Gallagher. 876 00:45:20,843 --> 00:45:22,522 Seriously, this is good stuff. 877 00:45:22,523 --> 00:45:25,263 So... I'm undercover. 878 00:45:26,138 --> 00:45:27,223 No. 879 00:45:27,224 --> 00:45:28,942 Y-you're an informant. 880 00:45:29,909 --> 00:45:31,942 Call it what you want, but I'm undercover. 881 00:45:31,943 --> 00:45:33,110 You're not undercover. 882 00:45:33,817 --> 00:45:36,099 I took a shit in somebody's house, sir. 883 00:45:36,100 --> 00:45:37,484 So they trust me. 884 00:45:37,485 --> 00:45:39,236 Pretty sure that makes me undercover. 885 00:45:39,237 --> 00:45:42,239 You're not... undercover. 886 00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:44,757 Oh. I gotcha. 887 00:45:45,618 --> 00:45:47,118 No, I don't think you do. 888 00:45:47,912 --> 00:45:49,217 So what now? 889 00:45:49,218 --> 00:45:50,256 Bring in the FBI? 890 00:45:50,257 --> 00:45:52,499 FBI? Hell, no! 891 00:45:53,501 --> 00:45:55,004 I want a slice. 892 00:45:55,005 --> 00:45:56,012 Oh. 893 00:45:56,671 --> 00:45:58,506 Of what? 894 00:45:59,715 --> 00:46:00,924 The money. 895 00:46:01,826 --> 00:46:02,952 Course. 896 00:46:03,870 --> 00:46:05,679 So we're not the good cops? 897 00:46:06,445 --> 00:46:07,737 Not at all. 898 00:46:08,678 --> 00:46:10,447 But seriously, hey. 899 00:46:10,448 --> 00:46:11,562 Nice work. 900 00:46:11,563 --> 00:46:12,970 Keep it up. 901 00:46:12,971 --> 00:46:15,563 See if we can't get ya a good fake I. D., 902 00:46:15,564 --> 00:46:18,254 maybe waive that minimum age restriction, 903 00:46:18,255 --> 00:46:19,595 get you in the Academy. 904 00:46:19,596 --> 00:46:22,108 You'll make one hell of a cop some day, Gallagher. 905 00:46:22,109 --> 00:46:23,571 Thank you, sir. 906 00:46:23,572 --> 00:46:24,906 Proud to be of service. 907 00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:31,121 Hey, where are you going? 908 00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:33,575 Throwing my crack baby in the dumpster. 909 00:46:33,576 --> 00:46:35,166 I'm goin' to the bathroom. 910 00:47:12,288 --> 00:47:14,497 Sorry. 911 00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:16,629 - Hey, are you okay? - UTI. 912 00:47:16,630 --> 00:47:20,397 - So adorable. - So 19. 913 00:47:20,398 --> 00:47:22,798 To... crow's feet? 914 00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:34,476 - Kev Ball's Keg Zone. - Cool. 915 00:47:34,477 --> 00:47:36,510 I'm gonna train people using kegs. 916 00:47:36,511 --> 00:47:38,313 Observe. 917 00:47:38,314 --> 00:47:39,856 Keg curls. 918 00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:41,399 - Wow. - Whistles. 919 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:44,486 Keg-cline push-ups. 920 00:47:44,487 --> 00:47:46,446 - Sweet. - Okay. 921 00:47:46,447 --> 00:47:48,491 Keg plank. You wanna try it, V? 922 00:47:50,910 --> 00:47:53,411 Keg squats. 923 00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:56,499 Uh, Kermit, you might wanna start off with a empty one. 924 00:47:57,666 --> 00:48:00,794 I don't wanna do this, but I think other people will. 925 00:48:00,795 --> 00:48:04,464 All right, Kermit, stay positive. 926 00:48:04,465 --> 00:48:05,840 V, keep your back straight. 927 00:48:05,841 --> 00:48:07,842 Good. 928 00:48:07,843 --> 00:48:09,749 How do we decide who gets to walk down the aisle? 929 00:48:09,750 --> 00:48:11,563 Depends on who's the bride and who's the groom. 930 00:48:11,564 --> 00:48:13,063 Either way, we need a videographer, 931 00:48:13,064 --> 00:48:14,474 'cause I need to tape Terry to a chair 932 00:48:14,475 --> 00:48:16,361 and make him watch the shit over and over again. 933 00:48:16,362 --> 00:48:17,977 Why can't we both be grooms? 934 00:48:17,978 --> 00:48:19,729 - I don't know. - Can't we just be 935 00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:22,148 - Ian and Mickey? - Look, I don't... God damn it, 936 00:48:22,149 --> 00:48:23,691 you and Sandy. I don't know. 937 00:48:27,613 --> 00:48:30,115 Can I help you? 938 00:48:30,116 --> 00:48:33,493 ? She said we gotta hold on ? 939 00:48:33,494 --> 00:48:35,662 ? To what we got ? 940 00:48:35,663 --> 00:48:37,705 ? It doesn't make a difference ? 941 00:48:37,706 --> 00:48:39,904 - ? If we make it or not ? - How the fuck did you know that? 942 00:48:39,905 --> 00:48:42,089 Little bird told me. 943 00:48:42,090 --> 00:48:43,878 ? We got each other ? 944 00:48:43,879 --> 00:48:46,381 ? And that's a lot for love ? 945 00:48:46,382 --> 00:48:48,016 You're a sneaky bastard. 946 00:48:48,017 --> 00:48:49,856 ? We'll give it a shot ? 947 00:48:49,857 --> 00:48:52,720 ? Whoa, we're halfway there ? 948 00:48:52,721 --> 00:48:55,474 ? Whoa ? 949 00:48:55,475 --> 00:48:57,642 ? Livin' on a prayer now ? 950 00:49:05,818 --> 00:49:07,735 - Right. Proof. - What? 951 00:49:07,736 --> 00:49:09,112 Nothing. Thank you. 952 00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:10,780 I wanna dance. 953 00:49:10,781 --> 00:49:12,700 Seriously? 954 00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:16,953 Would you like more scotch? 955 00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:18,302 Oh, you know it. 956 00:49:23,586 --> 00:49:24,752 - Ahh. Thank you. - Mm. 957 00:49:24,753 --> 00:49:25,962 - Mm-hmm. - Ahh. 958 00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:28,716 - Mind if I smoke? - Not at all. 959 00:49:33,261 --> 00:49:34,555 Is that crack? 960 00:49:36,082 --> 00:49:37,558 I don't smoke crack. 961 00:49:39,101 --> 00:49:40,811 It's crystal meth. Would you like some? 962 00:49:41,687 --> 00:49:44,940 Oh, it's gonna be a good winter, yard guy. 963 00:50:30,152 --> 00:50:32,028 Nice boutonniere. 964 00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:33,262 I bought it. 965 00:50:34,335 --> 00:50:36,684 For Julia to give to her date. 966 00:50:37,726 --> 00:50:40,076 Her date ditched her, so I agreed to go with her. 967 00:50:40,737 --> 00:50:42,163 She didn't wanna go alone. 968 00:50:42,164 --> 00:50:44,666 Shit. 969 00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:46,960 You know, I really liked you. 970 00:50:46,961 --> 00:50:48,830 I really like you too. 971 00:50:48,831 --> 00:50:50,062 It was stupid for me to think 972 00:50:50,063 --> 00:50:52,757 a young, beautiful girl like you would fall for me. 973 00:50:53,391 --> 00:50:54,665 Hi. 974 00:50:54,666 --> 00:50:56,119 So Debbie and I are fucking. 975 00:50:58,700 --> 00:50:59,951 You're gay? 976 00:50:59,952 --> 00:51:01,015 Hell, no. I hate vaginas. 977 00:51:01,016 --> 00:51:03,851 I just wanted to piss you off. 978 00:51:03,852 --> 00:51:05,853 - My God. - Why? 979 00:51:05,854 --> 00:51:08,022 I mean, what have I ever done to you 980 00:51:08,023 --> 00:51:09,399 besides give you everything? 981 00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,693 Oh, the carb counting? The body shaming? 982 00:51:11,694 --> 00:51:13,528 - I did that to protect you. - From what? 983 00:51:13,529 --> 00:51:15,655 - Being bullied. - So you bullied me. 984 00:51:15,656 --> 00:51:18,086 - I weigh 119 pounds. - Says who? 985 00:51:18,087 --> 00:51:20,494 - Not the scale. - You're a monster. 986 00:51:20,495 --> 00:51:21,869 Well, and you're an entitled little shit. 987 00:51:21,870 --> 00:51:23,871 - Fuck off! - Excuse me? 988 00:51:23,872 --> 00:51:25,707 No screens for a week. 989 00:51:25,708 --> 00:51:27,792 Fine. Then I'm quitting the cello. 990 00:51:27,793 --> 00:51:29,377 - Mm, no you're not. - Watch me. 991 00:51:29,378 --> 00:51:31,170 I'm sending you back to Montana. 992 00:51:31,171 --> 00:51:32,774 Back to the troubled teen learning institute. 993 00:51:32,775 --> 00:51:35,216 - Can't wait. - But this time... 994 00:51:35,217 --> 00:51:36,927 I'm flying you coach. 995 00:51:37,912 --> 00:51:40,347 No more special services for you. 996 00:51:42,850 --> 00:51:44,135 Hey. 997 00:51:44,136 --> 00:51:45,561 Hey. 998 00:51:59,527 --> 00:52:01,060 I rented that house. 999 00:52:09,552 --> 00:52:10,986 That one I showed you. 1000 00:52:15,638 --> 00:52:17,592 Tami. 1001 00:52:17,593 --> 00:52:19,053 Hey. 1002 00:52:21,691 --> 00:52:24,166 Hey, can you wait? Wait, please. 1003 00:52:25,329 --> 00:52:26,830 Hey. 1004 00:52:28,450 --> 00:52:29,834 Look, it would be good 1005 00:52:30,817 --> 00:52:33,486 for Fred to be around his cousins, right? 1006 00:52:34,276 --> 00:52:36,486 You know, his aunts, his uncles. 1007 00:52:37,119 --> 00:52:39,698 His family and your family. 1008 00:52:41,740 --> 00:52:43,868 You know, in Milwaukee, you'll have no one. 1009 00:52:43,869 --> 00:52:46,397 Right? I mean, we will have no one. 1010 00:52:53,552 --> 00:52:54,998 My family... 1011 00:52:56,351 --> 00:52:58,632 this neighborhood is my support system. 1012 00:53:00,168 --> 00:53:01,526 This is my home. 1013 00:53:04,056 --> 00:53:05,556 All right? I thought I could do it. 1014 00:53:05,557 --> 00:53:07,517 I really did, but I had some time with it, 1015 00:53:07,518 --> 00:53:10,575 and... I don't know. 1016 00:53:13,335 --> 00:53:16,234 You know, I-I'm worried about my sobriety. 1017 00:53:17,277 --> 00:53:20,015 I've got a community here, my meetings. 1018 00:53:20,016 --> 00:53:22,046 Brad, the people in our group, my job... 1019 00:53:22,047 --> 00:53:23,992 I mean, this place, it's... 1020 00:53:25,828 --> 00:53:27,329 It's important to me. 1021 00:53:33,699 --> 00:53:35,833 Milwaukee's baseball team is called The Brewers. 1022 00:53:35,834 --> 00:53:37,715 There's no way I could stay sober up there. 1023 00:53:42,806 --> 00:53:44,179 Tami. 1024 00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:55,106 Rich people are crazy. 1025 00:53:56,316 --> 00:53:57,744 Fuckin' nuts. 1026 00:53:57,745 --> 00:54:00,194 They create drama because they're bored. 1027 00:54:00,195 --> 00:54:02,196 When you're poor, you don't need to create drama. 1028 00:54:02,197 --> 00:54:04,037 I know, every day's a goddamn drama. 1029 00:54:04,038 --> 00:54:06,900 What are... You're a garbage man now? 1030 00:54:06,901 --> 00:54:08,694 It's more complicated than that, Milk. 1031 00:54:08,695 --> 00:54:10,872 I'm basically an undercover cop. 1032 00:54:10,873 --> 00:54:12,248 - Ha. - Ha ha ha. 1033 00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:13,583 Not a very good one. 1034 00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:15,792 Undercover cops don't go around 1035 00:54:15,793 --> 00:54:18,019 telling people they're undercover cops. 1036 00:54:18,020 --> 00:54:20,105 Laugh all you want, Sandy. 1037 00:54:20,106 --> 00:54:21,716 It's a lot harder than you think 1038 00:54:21,717 --> 00:54:23,281 never knowing who you can trust, 1039 00:54:23,282 --> 00:54:25,636 whether or not they're gonna figure out you're a rat. 1040 00:54:25,637 --> 00:54:28,353 It's stressful. Can I hit that? 1041 00:54:28,354 --> 00:54:29,932 Don't you get drug tested? 1042 00:54:29,933 --> 00:54:31,726 I'm undercover... I have to do drugs 1043 00:54:31,727 --> 00:54:32,977 so they know I'm one of 'em. 1044 00:54:32,978 --> 00:54:35,236 Who, the garbage men? 1045 00:54:35,237 --> 00:54:36,619 Forget it. 1046 00:54:36,620 --> 00:54:38,192 I'm goin' to bed. 1047 00:54:40,486 --> 00:54:43,070 Weird shit rich people do... go. 1048 00:54:43,071 --> 00:54:44,573 They go camping. 1049 00:54:44,574 --> 00:54:46,007 They vote. 1050 00:54:46,008 --> 00:54:49,662 They volunteer to work in soup kitchens. 1051 00:54:49,663 --> 00:54:52,406 They kiss their dogs. 1052 00:54:53,916 --> 00:54:56,710 Wash their cars, even in the winter. 1053 00:54:59,254 --> 00:55:00,714 You wanna fuck? 1054 00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:04,301 Fuck, yeah. 1055 00:55:19,791 --> 00:55:21,442 Lots of light. 1056 00:55:21,443 --> 00:55:24,660 Original molding. All the light fixtures are new. 1057 00:55:24,661 --> 00:55:26,948 Oh, oh, and there's a nice little patio in the back. 1058 00:55:26,949 --> 00:55:29,187 Oh. Oh, God. 1059 00:55:29,188 --> 00:55:30,952 Did they have a dog? 1060 00:55:30,953 --> 00:55:32,578 Yeah, I don't think so. 1061 00:55:35,187 --> 00:55:41,148 CREDITS