1 00:00:07,070 --> 00:00:08,932 I can't believe Myrtle's gone. 2 00:00:08,967 --> 00:00:12,502 Yeah, she was so sweet, and lived through so much. 3 00:00:12,538 --> 00:00:15,338 Her e-mail address was from Yahoo. 4 00:00:15,374 --> 00:00:17,326 When I first hired Myrtle to be my assistant, 5 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:20,143 she used to leave loose hot dogs on my desk every day. 6 00:00:20,324 --> 00:00:22,123 I think she thought I'd asked for that, 7 00:00:22,148 --> 00:00:24,912 but she just really cared. 8 00:00:24,937 --> 00:00:26,155 She did. 9 00:00:26,335 --> 00:00:27,834 And she was really getting 10 00:00:27,859 --> 00:00:29,779 a lot less racist towards the end. 11 00:00:29,804 --> 00:00:30,756 Yeah. 12 00:00:30,781 --> 00:00:32,475 She still called me Moana sometimes, 13 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:34,057 but at least she saw the movie. 14 00:00:34,178 --> 00:00:35,977 Representation matters. 15 00:00:36,228 --> 00:00:37,494 All right, Glenn, I got it all cued up. 16 00:00:37,529 --> 00:00:38,535 Oh, good. 17 00:00:38,536 --> 00:00:41,498 We still have the projection from Myrtle's virtual greeter, 18 00:00:41,533 --> 00:00:43,633 so I thought it'd be nice to see her again. 19 00:00:43,668 --> 00:00:46,060 Oh, like when Tupac played Coachella. 20 00:00:46,085 --> 00:00:48,071 Welcome to Cloud 9. 21 00:00:48,096 --> 00:00:48,898 Aww. 22 00:00:49,303 --> 00:00:53,472 Check out our great deals on batteries. 23 00:00:53,497 --> 00:00:58,363 Check out our great deals on sporting goods. 24 00:00:58,388 --> 00:01:03,157 Check out our great deals on paper products. 25 00:01:03,192 --> 00:01:04,625 How many of these do we have to watch 26 00:01:04,660 --> 00:01:05,875 so we're not bad people? 27 00:01:05,876 --> 00:01:08,523 - I'm gonna say ten. - Avocados. 28 00:01:08,613 --> 00:01:13,390 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com 29 00:01:14,804 --> 00:01:17,344 Feels kind of weird just going back to work, huh? 30 00:01:17,373 --> 00:01:19,073 Yeah. Should we just call it? 31 00:01:19,108 --> 00:01:21,542 No, we can just think about Myrtle while we work. 32 00:01:21,577 --> 00:01:22,976 Great, now I gotta do two things. 33 00:01:23,012 --> 00:01:25,412 Hey, guys, Myrtle's nephew just came in 34 00:01:25,448 --> 00:01:27,748 and dropped off this envelope they found in her stuff, 35 00:01:27,783 --> 00:01:30,421 and it's addressed to "Sweet Prince Jonah" 36 00:01:30,553 --> 00:01:31,616 from Cloud 9. 37 00:01:31,617 --> 00:01:32,686 Wow. 38 00:01:32,722 --> 00:01:34,021 And she meant me? 39 00:01:34,056 --> 00:01:36,013 I mean, I played a prince 40 00:01:36,014 --> 00:01:37,424 in "Into the Woods" in high school, 41 00:01:37,460 --> 00:01:38,545 but there's no way she could've... 42 00:01:38,546 --> 00:01:39,593 I don't know why this... 43 00:01:39,628 --> 00:01:41,537 There's 1,000 bucks in it. I already opened it. 44 00:01:41,562 --> 00:01:42,596 - Oh, my God. - What? 45 00:01:42,631 --> 00:01:45,516 For Jonah? Were you guys even close? 46 00:01:45,517 --> 00:01:48,245 She never mentioned that when I made her tea every morning, 47 00:01:48,246 --> 00:01:50,471 or when I took her to her doctor's appointments. 48 00:01:50,506 --> 00:01:52,773 I mean, I was nice to her, but, you know, 49 00:01:52,808 --> 00:01:55,287 like a regular amount of nice. 50 00:01:55,288 --> 00:01:57,087 And she fell right into your trap. 51 00:01:57,112 --> 00:01:58,145 There was no trap. 52 00:01:58,180 --> 00:01:59,679 It's the way of the world. The rich get richer. 53 00:01:59,715 --> 00:02:00,647 Who's rich? 54 00:02:00,682 --> 00:02:02,649 How many cruises did you go on as a kid? 55 00:02:02,945 --> 00:02:05,652 That's not the point. 56 00:02:05,687 --> 00:02:07,675 Sure, I grew up comfortable, 57 00:02:07,676 --> 00:02:10,524 but now I have tons student loan and credit card debts. 58 00:02:10,559 --> 00:02:13,093 Look, guys, I have no idea why she gave me the money, 59 00:02:13,128 --> 00:02:16,197 and I'm just saying I'm not the spoiled wealthy guy 60 00:02:16,198 --> 00:02:17,297 you all see me as. 61 00:02:17,332 --> 00:02:19,866 I mean, you did start working in retail on a whim. 62 00:02:19,867 --> 00:02:21,393 Can you back me up here, please? 63 00:02:21,394 --> 00:02:22,897 Why? You're doing great. 64 00:02:34,556 --> 00:02:35,688 Hey, Dina. 65 00:02:35,742 --> 00:02:38,677 Are you mad at something far way? 66 00:02:38,702 --> 00:02:39,935 Just thinking about Myrtle. 67 00:02:40,192 --> 00:02:42,726 I always meant to tell her how much I admired her work ethic. 68 00:02:42,751 --> 00:02:44,251 I mean, she didn't know what she was doing, 69 00:02:44,276 --> 00:02:46,009 but, man, could she randomly move things around. 70 00:02:46,034 --> 00:02:48,234 Yeah. I miss her, too. 71 00:02:48,259 --> 00:02:50,686 We used to go to the same water aerobics class at the gym. 72 00:02:50,711 --> 00:02:52,148 I don't want to picture your hair wet. 73 00:02:52,173 --> 00:02:54,412 - We wear swim caps. - Sandra, please. 74 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,632 It's just, when someone dies, it... 75 00:02:58,624 --> 00:03:00,401 brings up a whole lot of regrets, you know? 76 00:03:00,426 --> 00:03:01,676 Makes you think about all the things you wish 77 00:03:01,701 --> 00:03:03,313 you could've done differently. 78 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:05,393 It's really been making me think about my dad. 79 00:03:05,429 --> 00:03:08,541 Aww. Yeah, maybe you should reconnect before it's too late. 80 00:03:08,542 --> 00:03:09,711 Oh, God, no. 81 00:03:09,712 --> 00:03:11,478 I want him to feel this kind of regret. 82 00:03:11,514 --> 00:03:13,781 I wanna cause him the pain that he caused me. 83 00:03:14,417 --> 00:03:17,555 I started smiling before I heard what you said. 84 00:03:20,329 --> 00:03:22,820 Hey, Glenn, how you holding up? 85 00:03:24,007 --> 00:03:25,225 Not great. 86 00:03:25,869 --> 00:03:28,660 I found a snail in my car this morning, 87 00:03:29,179 --> 00:03:30,711 and I didn't even name him. 88 00:03:30,900 --> 00:03:32,356 I didn't have it in me. 89 00:03:32,615 --> 00:03:34,212 Yeah, that's... that's rough. 90 00:03:34,870 --> 00:03:37,838 Hey, you know, I was watching 91 00:03:37,873 --> 00:03:41,014 the weather this morning, and it was so crazy. 92 00:03:41,039 --> 00:03:43,130 The guy was talking about a cold front 93 00:03:43,131 --> 00:03:45,713 off the coast of Myrtle Beach. 94 00:03:45,748 --> 00:03:46,814 - Really? - Yeah. 95 00:03:46,849 --> 00:03:50,284 Yeah, he said Myrtle, like, five times, you know? 96 00:03:50,319 --> 00:03:51,652 Who knows? Maybe... 97 00:03:51,835 --> 00:03:54,273 maybe it's a sign, you know, that she's, um... 98 00:03:54,790 --> 00:03:57,197 she'll always be here with us. 99 00:03:57,222 --> 00:03:58,328 Yeah. 100 00:03:59,161 --> 00:04:01,626 Or maybe she's trying to communicate with us. 101 00:04:01,651 --> 00:04:03,818 Yeah, or that was just the whole message. 102 00:04:05,117 --> 00:04:06,890 - What's... - Jonah. 103 00:04:07,482 --> 00:04:09,186 - Ketchup packets. - Uh... 104 00:04:09,504 --> 00:04:11,704 Myrtle loved to eat ketchup packets. 105 00:04:11,741 --> 00:04:14,218 Is love the right word for what that was? 106 00:04:14,243 --> 00:04:15,776 This could be a sign. 107 00:04:15,811 --> 00:04:17,244 I don't think... 108 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:19,246 My eyes are open, Myrtle! 109 00:04:20,386 --> 00:04:22,695 This lipstick is stay all day, 110 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:26,328 all organic, and only $13. Cash only. 111 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:27,865 Just put the money on the counter, 112 00:04:27,890 --> 00:04:29,859 and then I'll shake your hand with the lipstick in my palm. 113 00:04:29,963 --> 00:04:33,799 Um, I really just popped in for chunk salmon and water. 114 00:04:33,824 --> 00:04:35,217 Okay. 115 00:04:35,748 --> 00:04:37,715 You're selling bootleg makeup. 116 00:04:37,750 --> 00:04:38,816 Shh. 117 00:04:38,908 --> 00:04:40,951 Corona turned me on to her little side hustle 118 00:04:40,987 --> 00:04:43,765 selling this makeup, and she's been making bank. 119 00:04:43,790 --> 00:04:46,257 She keeps Instagramming herself rolling around in money. 120 00:04:46,292 --> 00:04:47,914 Ew. Money is filthy. 121 00:04:47,939 --> 00:04:50,261 Yeah, she got a staph infection from it, 122 00:04:50,296 --> 00:04:52,570 but she can afford mad antibiotics now. 123 00:04:52,595 --> 00:04:53,894 Lucy May? 124 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:55,165 Cheyenne, I've heard about this. 125 00:04:55,201 --> 00:04:56,418 This is a pyramid scheme. 126 00:04:56,419 --> 00:04:59,069 No, no, no, it's called multi-level marketing. 127 00:04:59,105 --> 00:05:01,672 The different levels get smaller and smaller as you go up. 128 00:05:01,719 --> 00:05:03,313 It's kind of shaped like a triangle. 129 00:05:03,314 --> 00:05:04,323 Trust me. It's a scam. 130 00:05:04,390 --> 00:05:06,042 It'll just make your money problems worse. 131 00:05:06,078 --> 00:05:07,611 But it's so easy. 132 00:05:07,647 --> 00:05:09,847 I just recruit people, and then I get a cut. 133 00:05:09,882 --> 00:05:11,982 It's like I'm a makeup pimp. 134 00:05:12,007 --> 00:05:14,752 Oh, Garrett, do you want to try some hand lotion? 135 00:05:14,787 --> 00:05:16,587 Nah, not really a hand lotion guy. 136 00:05:16,622 --> 00:05:17,988 Yeah, obviously. 137 00:05:18,024 --> 00:05:20,457 Okay, well, if you're gonna be rude, come on. 138 00:05:20,493 --> 00:05:21,792 Oh, all right. 139 00:05:25,577 --> 00:05:27,575 Now just watch the money roll in. 140 00:05:28,319 --> 00:05:30,352 I can't be the guy that keeps this money, right? 141 00:05:30,396 --> 00:05:31,879 I don't even know why I have it. 142 00:05:31,904 --> 00:05:33,225 'Cause you're the sweet prince. 143 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:36,083 I'm just gonna give it back to the family. 144 00:05:36,108 --> 00:05:38,542 Then they'll have the money and everyone here will know 145 00:05:38,577 --> 00:05:40,778 that I'm just like a regular man of the people. 146 00:05:40,813 --> 00:05:43,747 The people would never turn down $1,000. 147 00:05:43,783 --> 00:05:45,382 Everybody here would keep that money. 148 00:05:45,418 --> 00:05:46,650 Some would try to steal more of it. 149 00:05:46,686 --> 00:05:48,584 Okay, well, then what if I gave it to you? 150 00:05:48,609 --> 00:05:49,975 I mean, I'm living in your house. 151 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,021 It's the least I can do. 152 00:05:51,046 --> 00:05:53,451 Yeah, you know, I haven't wanted to say anything, 153 00:05:53,476 --> 00:05:55,481 but you do owe me, like, 19 grand, 154 00:05:55,482 --> 00:05:57,027 but I'd prefer you pay me back in sex. 155 00:05:57,063 --> 00:05:58,495 Mm, that's a lot of sex. 156 00:05:58,531 --> 00:06:00,998 Okay, well, how about we just share it, then? 157 00:06:01,233 --> 00:06:03,734 We could spend it on something nice like a trip. 158 00:06:03,769 --> 00:06:06,632 Ooh, I have always wanted to go to Florida. 159 00:06:06,820 --> 00:06:09,290 Like the Florida from the news? 160 00:06:09,291 --> 00:06:10,439 Well, if you ignore all the people, 161 00:06:10,464 --> 00:06:11,962 it's basically Hawaii. 162 00:06:12,511 --> 00:06:14,912 So I was able to get my dad's phone number from his Facebook. 163 00:06:14,947 --> 00:06:16,740 Luckily, old people still trust the internet. 164 00:06:17,049 --> 00:06:19,116 - Cool. - And I'm here for support. 165 00:06:19,151 --> 00:06:21,264 No. You're gonna call him. 166 00:06:21,820 --> 00:06:24,358 Look, my dad... scum of the earth, 167 00:06:24,383 --> 00:06:26,483 human equivalent of a Band-Aid in a salad... 168 00:06:26,625 --> 00:06:28,058 left me 23 years ago. 169 00:06:28,093 --> 00:06:29,760 He deserves to suffer. 170 00:06:29,795 --> 00:06:31,795 So you're gonna call him 171 00:06:31,830 --> 00:06:35,186 and tell him you're my friend Sandra Johnson from work. 172 00:06:35,211 --> 00:06:36,477 Sandra Johnson? 173 00:06:36,502 --> 00:06:39,870 Kaluiokalani sounds made-up. Anyway, just tell him I'm dead. 174 00:06:39,905 --> 00:06:40,953 What? 175 00:06:41,092 --> 00:06:42,158 Hello? 176 00:06:43,164 --> 00:06:46,070 Uh, this is Sandra Johnson. 177 00:06:46,095 --> 00:06:48,914 I work with your daughter Dina at Cloud 9, 178 00:06:48,939 --> 00:06:52,789 and I just wanted to tell you that Dina... 179 00:06:54,152 --> 00:06:55,318 passed away. 180 00:06:55,718 --> 00:06:56,686 What? 181 00:06:56,808 --> 00:06:59,601 Yeah, I'm sorry. She's dead. 182 00:06:59,626 --> 00:07:00,640 Oh, God. 183 00:07:03,652 --> 00:07:06,520 Actually, she's not dead. 184 00:07:06,545 --> 00:07:07,844 - What? - Nope. 185 00:07:07,869 --> 00:07:09,643 She's dying. 186 00:07:09,668 --> 00:07:11,034 Dead. Fully dead. 187 00:07:11,069 --> 00:07:12,702 The doctor said she stabilized 188 00:07:12,738 --> 00:07:14,872 and she might pull through. 189 00:07:14,979 --> 00:07:17,546 But I think they were just trying to be nice. 190 00:07:17,582 --> 00:07:19,507 They seemed like liars. 191 00:07:19,711 --> 00:07:21,811 I'm sorry, what are you... 192 00:07:22,047 --> 00:07:23,157 Damn it, Sandra. 193 00:07:23,158 --> 00:07:24,828 If you can't even convince my dad I'm dead, 194 00:07:24,829 --> 00:07:26,829 what the hell can you do? 195 00:07:30,808 --> 00:07:32,174 Hi, Sandra? 196 00:07:32,209 --> 00:07:33,508 Sandra Johnson? 197 00:07:34,067 --> 00:07:35,073 Yes? 198 00:07:35,074 --> 00:07:36,145 Yeah, we talked earlier on the phone. 199 00:07:36,146 --> 00:07:37,885 I'm Dina's dad, Howard. 200 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:40,028 I... I called the number back and they gave me the store address. 201 00:07:40,029 --> 00:07:41,734 The app said it was a 47-minute drive. 202 00:07:41,735 --> 00:07:44,013 - I made it in 40 flat. - Congrats. 203 00:07:44,014 --> 00:07:46,014 Our conversation left me with more than a few questions. 204 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:48,383 I mean, she's dead? She's dying... 205 00:07:48,418 --> 00:07:52,154 Sir, the truth is, Dina's fine. 206 00:07:52,446 --> 00:07:55,687 She wanted me to fake her death to make you feel bad. 207 00:07:57,961 --> 00:07:59,106 Well, I guess, uh, 208 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:01,930 can't say I don't deserve it. 209 00:08:01,965 --> 00:08:04,757 I'm no golden jackal when it comes to parenting. 210 00:08:05,636 --> 00:08:09,204 They're incredible fathers. Is Dina in the store? 211 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:13,608 Yes, but small heads-up. She's very angry. 212 00:08:13,955 --> 00:08:15,654 If she goes for a choke hold, 213 00:08:15,679 --> 00:08:18,414 it's best to just pretend you've passed out, okay? 214 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:21,537 Dad? 215 00:08:28,491 --> 00:08:30,558 Now that everything's out in the open, 216 00:08:30,583 --> 00:08:32,187 my name isn't actually Sandra Johnson. 217 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:34,023 It's Sandra Kaluiokalani. 218 00:08:34,048 --> 00:08:36,226 Yeah, sure it is. 219 00:08:36,578 --> 00:08:39,413 "Florida man cuts nose off with samurai sword." 220 00:08:39,438 --> 00:08:41,562 We're going to the other coast. 221 00:08:41,587 --> 00:08:43,554 Jonah, look. 222 00:08:43,807 --> 00:08:46,274 I was just in softlines, and then suddenly, 223 00:08:46,309 --> 00:08:47,492 out of nowhere, boom. 224 00:08:47,517 --> 00:08:49,790 This bottle of Mr. Clean appeared. 225 00:08:50,149 --> 00:08:51,562 Myrtle always said that Mr. Clean 226 00:08:51,587 --> 00:08:52,953 was her celebrity crush. 227 00:08:52,978 --> 00:08:55,067 She called him, "My big white genie." 228 00:08:55,092 --> 00:08:58,732 Oh, yeah. That sounds familiar, I think. 229 00:08:58,832 --> 00:09:01,359 Look, I know she means well leaving all these signs 230 00:09:01,384 --> 00:09:02,859 to let me know she's still around, 231 00:09:02,884 --> 00:09:05,468 but it just makes me miss her more. 232 00:09:06,157 --> 00:09:08,524 You shouldn't outlive your employees. 233 00:09:08,653 --> 00:09:11,187 It's not right. It's not natural. 234 00:09:11,212 --> 00:09:14,480 You know what, Glenn? You should take the money. 235 00:09:14,505 --> 00:09:15,914 - What? - Really? 236 00:09:15,939 --> 00:09:20,257 Yeah, you were so close with Myrtle and you deserve it. 237 00:09:20,361 --> 00:09:22,294 She wrote my name on the envelope, 238 00:09:22,319 --> 00:09:24,414 but who knows who she could've meant, you know? 239 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:26,132 Could've been you. 240 00:09:26,157 --> 00:09:29,192 Oh, my God. Thank you. 241 00:09:29,217 --> 00:09:31,585 You know, I think you giving me this money 242 00:09:31,610 --> 00:09:33,796 is another sign from Myrtle. 243 00:09:33,821 --> 00:09:36,968 Or maybe it's just a nice thing that I'm doing but enjoy. 244 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,759 It's yours. 245 00:09:40,431 --> 00:09:43,398 The colors are packaged so you know they go together. 246 00:09:43,423 --> 00:09:44,822 It takes out all the think work. 247 00:09:44,847 --> 00:09:46,880 I could use a little less think work. 248 00:09:46,905 --> 00:09:48,229 I'll take one. 249 00:09:49,393 --> 00:09:51,109 - Thank you, baby. - Mm-hmm. 250 00:09:51,955 --> 00:09:54,578 Wait, you made all that money today? 251 00:09:54,603 --> 00:09:58,580 Uh-huh, and this may push me to Lucy May diamond level. 252 00:09:58,605 --> 00:10:01,039 Once you hit diamond, they send you a sweet hoodie. 253 00:10:01,064 --> 00:10:02,631 Well, it's a hoodie. 254 00:10:02,656 --> 00:10:05,148 Hey, Cheyenne, that stuff you gave me, 255 00:10:05,173 --> 00:10:06,404 the lotion or whatever? 256 00:10:06,429 --> 00:10:08,375 Isn't it the best? And it makes your hands 257 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,191 smell like you just washed them with Hawaiian Punch. 258 00:10:10,216 --> 00:10:11,484 You know, I could just, like, 259 00:10:11,509 --> 00:10:13,330 buy a bottle if it'll help you out. 260 00:10:13,355 --> 00:10:15,201 - Really, Garrett? - You're buying Lucy May? 261 00:10:15,226 --> 00:10:16,986 Yeah, to help Cheyenne. 262 00:10:17,058 --> 00:10:19,993 Plus, feel my hands. They're soft like puppy fur. 263 00:10:21,331 --> 00:10:22,730 I've never touched you before. 264 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,070 It's weird. 265 00:10:24,877 --> 00:10:27,109 It's been a while since I've been in a store like this. 266 00:10:27,246 --> 00:10:30,734 I just get everything from Jed. He's my neighbor and a hoarder. 267 00:10:31,123 --> 00:10:32,385 - Convenient. - Yeah. 268 00:10:33,143 --> 00:10:34,486 Look, 269 00:10:34,583 --> 00:10:36,992 for what it's worth, when I left you that day, 270 00:10:37,422 --> 00:10:39,522 I was a different man than I am now. 271 00:10:40,163 --> 00:10:41,954 I was young and stupid, 272 00:10:42,190 --> 00:10:46,125 and I had this dream of selling belt buckle knives. 273 00:10:48,262 --> 00:10:49,828 And I made that dream come true. 274 00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:52,265 Wait, that was in there this whole time? 275 00:10:52,290 --> 00:10:53,456 Wow. 276 00:10:53,481 --> 00:10:55,251 Fast as lightning, but sharper. 277 00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:59,359 But I can't forgive myself for leaving you for it. 278 00:10:59,596 --> 00:11:02,883 I watched this belt buckle go from prototype to market ready, 279 00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:06,343 but I didn't see you go from pre-teen to tall lady, 280 00:11:06,502 --> 00:11:08,102 and, uh, 281 00:11:08,447 --> 00:11:10,126 well, that's not okay. 282 00:11:11,345 --> 00:11:13,226 Well, I think it's water under the bridge. 283 00:11:13,755 --> 00:11:14,953 - Really? - Yeah. 284 00:11:15,483 --> 00:11:17,575 Okay, I think I should show you around 'cause this store 285 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:19,718 is kind of like my own personal belt buckle knife, 286 00:11:19,743 --> 00:11:21,999 though not nearly as surprising or cool. 287 00:11:22,418 --> 00:11:23,859 Look, I know why you did it. 288 00:11:23,860 --> 00:11:26,020 It's just that we talked about maybe sharing the money. 289 00:11:26,055 --> 00:11:27,622 No, you're right. You're right. 290 00:11:27,657 --> 00:11:28,789 I just hope that you don't go around 291 00:11:28,825 --> 00:11:30,725 giving away chunks of our money for the rest of our lives. 292 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:32,260 - Rest of our lives, huh? - What? 293 00:11:32,295 --> 00:11:34,295 No, I meant, like, for the rest of, like, 294 00:11:34,330 --> 00:11:35,730 however long this is. 295 00:11:35,765 --> 00:11:36,735 No, I get it. 296 00:11:36,736 --> 00:11:39,098 Yeah, however long this is, which if you have your way, 297 00:11:39,138 --> 00:11:41,769 - will be 1 million years. - Oh, shut up. 298 00:11:41,804 --> 00:11:44,906 Jonah, Amy, I just got off the phone with Pastor Craig, 299 00:11:44,941 --> 00:11:48,175 and we've decided what I'm gonna do with Myrtle's money. 300 00:11:48,428 --> 00:11:50,724 Oh, you and Pastor Craig decided? 301 00:11:50,749 --> 00:11:52,924 Yeah, he said that all the signs 302 00:11:52,949 --> 00:11:54,749 that Myrtle has been leaving me 303 00:11:54,784 --> 00:11:57,322 means that she hasn't ascended into heaven yet. 304 00:11:57,462 --> 00:12:00,463 But luckily for us, Pastor Craig can get her in. 305 00:12:00,609 --> 00:12:02,189 Wow, that is lucky. 306 00:12:02,214 --> 00:12:04,640 Yeah, it turns out that the amount of money 307 00:12:04,665 --> 00:12:07,213 that Myrtle left is the exact same amount 308 00:12:07,238 --> 00:12:09,099 that she needs to get into heaven. 309 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:11,662 I mean, tell me that's not a miracle. 310 00:12:18,545 --> 00:12:19,789 Ugh. What a waste of money. 311 00:12:19,790 --> 00:12:21,080 We would spend it so much better. 312 00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,063 I still love the idea of a vacation. 313 00:12:23,226 --> 00:12:25,060 Wow, you're really stuck on this vacation thing. 314 00:12:25,095 --> 00:12:26,661 If there's something you're planning on asking me... 315 00:12:26,697 --> 00:12:27,829 I hate this. Please stop! 316 00:12:27,864 --> 00:12:28,997 You can do it right here in town. 317 00:12:41,335 --> 00:12:42,914 Dina, have you seen Glenn? 318 00:12:42,939 --> 00:12:44,421 Not for a while. I've been lucky. 319 00:12:44,601 --> 00:12:45,914 Thanks. 320 00:12:45,949 --> 00:12:47,282 The staff bathroom's cool, right, Dad? 321 00:12:47,317 --> 00:12:49,117 I use it all the time. No big deal. 322 00:12:49,152 --> 00:12:52,220 Oh, Dad, this is my boss, Amy. Show her your belt buckle. 323 00:12:52,255 --> 00:12:54,355 - Oh, my God. - This is... oh, Jesus. 324 00:12:54,391 --> 00:12:55,888 Fast as lightning, but sharper. 325 00:12:56,911 --> 00:12:58,388 Amy, why don't you tell my dad about 326 00:12:58,389 --> 00:12:59,881 how I'm doing as assistant manager? 327 00:12:59,882 --> 00:13:03,364 Um... oh, yeah, she is great. 328 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:07,330 She's hard-working and dedicated 329 00:13:08,551 --> 00:13:12,553 and, um, uh, very... very serious about security. 330 00:13:12,943 --> 00:13:14,229 She tackled a guy. 331 00:13:14,230 --> 00:13:15,443 - Really? - Uh-huh. 332 00:13:15,479 --> 00:13:17,312 Yeah, I think broke his nose or... 333 00:13:17,347 --> 00:13:19,314 His jaw. Yeah, it's all part of the job. 334 00:13:19,349 --> 00:13:20,882 I mean, you can be super proud if you want, 335 00:13:20,917 --> 00:13:22,083 but that's your call. 336 00:13:22,108 --> 00:13:23,455 Thanks, Amy. 337 00:13:23,954 --> 00:13:26,034 Okay, I want in. 338 00:13:26,035 --> 00:13:27,571 You're obviously making a lot of money, 339 00:13:27,572 --> 00:13:29,227 and you know I can make you even more. 340 00:13:29,252 --> 00:13:30,966 Plus, I'm dating the manager's brother, 341 00:13:30,991 --> 00:13:32,869 so I'm basically the first lady of the store. 342 00:13:32,894 --> 00:13:34,894 Wouldn't Jonah be the first lady of the store... 343 00:13:34,919 --> 00:13:36,542 Okay, it doesn't matter. 344 00:13:36,622 --> 00:13:39,162 The vision center sucks, and I need money. 345 00:13:39,187 --> 00:13:41,820 I'm running out of options, so please put me on the team. 346 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,005 Okay, you're in. 347 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,854 I'll get you some product to get you started. 348 00:13:45,855 --> 00:13:47,752 Yes! Chateo back in business. 349 00:13:49,873 --> 00:13:52,023 - What? - Chateo. 350 00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:53,948 It's the business that we were gonna start. 351 00:13:53,984 --> 00:13:56,841 Oh, I don't remember a lot of things we talk about. 352 00:13:58,961 --> 00:14:00,261 Hey, buddy. 353 00:14:00,286 --> 00:14:01,752 Oh, hey, Amy. 354 00:14:01,777 --> 00:14:04,978 Is it okay if I step out to do a wire transfer? 355 00:14:05,003 --> 00:14:06,970 Pastor Craig's on Lake Como time. 356 00:14:06,995 --> 00:14:09,908 Uh-huh, maybe. Look, Glenn, I was thinking. 357 00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:12,656 When was the last time that you got Jerusha 358 00:14:12,681 --> 00:14:14,247 something really nice? 359 00:14:14,404 --> 00:14:18,506 Oh, I bought her a bone-in parma ham last Monday. 360 00:14:18,542 --> 00:14:20,508 As far as she's concerned, that's as good as it gets. 361 00:14:20,544 --> 00:14:24,879 Uh, because we just thought it's kind of a lot of money 362 00:14:24,915 --> 00:14:26,606 to be giving to Pastor Craig. 363 00:14:26,607 --> 00:14:28,116 I thought so too at first, 364 00:14:28,151 --> 00:14:31,119 but then Pastor Craig told me about all the extras. 365 00:14:31,154 --> 00:14:32,554 - Extras? - Yeah. 366 00:14:32,589 --> 00:14:35,643 Like for $600, Myrtle can get into heaven, 367 00:14:35,644 --> 00:14:38,493 but it's, you know, regular heaven, economy class. 368 00:14:38,528 --> 00:14:40,064 But for the thousand, 369 00:14:40,110 --> 00:14:42,040 she can get into first-class heaven. 370 00:14:42,345 --> 00:14:44,910 I mean, I bet that's where the saints hang out. 371 00:14:44,935 --> 00:14:48,803 Okay, Glenn, we're not saying that... 372 00:14:48,839 --> 00:14:50,405 - it's just that... - You can't have the money. 373 00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:51,887 What? 374 00:14:52,209 --> 00:14:53,611 Dad, this is Garrett. 375 00:14:53,744 --> 00:14:54,811 Dad? 376 00:14:54,884 --> 00:14:56,651 Oh, wow, okay. Nice to meet you. 377 00:14:56,676 --> 00:14:58,189 - Yeah. - Garrett killed all my birds. 378 00:14:58,214 --> 00:15:00,025 - Oh, well... - Then he had sex with me. 379 00:15:00,050 --> 00:15:02,009 - Okay. - Wow. Busy guy. 380 00:15:03,286 --> 00:15:05,353 Smell like Hawaiian Punch here? 381 00:15:05,388 --> 00:15:07,095 Oh, yeah. 382 00:15:07,811 --> 00:15:09,745 What is that? 383 00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:11,893 We heard about you two... 384 00:15:11,928 --> 00:15:14,362 about how you don't want Myrtle to have a good afterlife. 385 00:15:14,397 --> 00:15:15,470 What? No. 386 00:15:15,524 --> 00:15:18,000 We want her to have the best afterlife. 387 00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:21,392 Oh, I see. So you want Myrtle to get into heaven. 388 00:15:21,417 --> 00:15:23,104 You just don't want to pay for it. 389 00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:24,812 It's how rich guys stay rich. 390 00:15:24,813 --> 00:15:26,250 They just hold on to their money. 391 00:15:26,276 --> 00:15:29,377 - No helping nice old ladies get to heaven. - Mm-hmm. 392 00:15:29,402 --> 00:15:32,846 No taking their best friend out for sushi on his birthday, 393 00:15:32,871 --> 00:15:34,370 even when I made the reservation. 394 00:15:34,395 --> 00:15:36,461 You can't assume someone's taking you out to dinner. 395 00:15:36,486 --> 00:15:38,386 Yeah, well, I learned that one the hard way. 396 00:15:38,421 --> 00:15:40,889 Look, buying your way into heaven, that's... 397 00:15:40,924 --> 00:15:43,821 that's just not how it works, and what is that fruity smell? 398 00:15:43,822 --> 00:15:44,791 I smell it, too. 399 00:15:44,792 --> 00:15:46,461 Definitely coming from this area. 400 00:15:46,496 --> 00:15:47,759 We're getting off track here. 401 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,911 Stop complaining about some random good smell. 402 00:15:49,912 --> 00:15:52,300 Okay, do you honestly think that paying 403 00:15:52,325 --> 00:15:55,460 to get Myrtle into heaven is the best use of this money? 404 00:15:55,485 --> 00:15:56,783 - Yeah. - If that's what Myrtle wants. 405 00:15:56,808 --> 00:15:59,275 Okay, well, if that's how everybody feels, 406 00:15:59,442 --> 00:16:00,932 why don't we all chip in? 407 00:16:00,933 --> 00:16:02,443 - You know what? - Great idea, Amy. 408 00:16:02,479 --> 00:16:05,941 I'll start. Here's 5 bucks, Kay? 409 00:16:06,595 --> 00:16:08,074 I'm onto you. 410 00:16:08,130 --> 00:16:10,318 Hey, I'd love to chip in, but I'm still paying off 411 00:16:10,353 --> 00:16:12,148 that sushi dinner I had to buy myself. 412 00:16:12,149 --> 00:16:13,655 Okay, all right, Marcus is a pass. 413 00:16:13,690 --> 00:16:15,990 - Justine? - I've just got big bills on me. 414 00:16:16,026 --> 00:16:19,594 - Oh, come on, everybody. - This is a good cause. 415 00:16:19,629 --> 00:16:21,539 Yeah, well, so far, we only have... 416 00:16:21,889 --> 00:16:24,197 wait, where's my five? Who took my five? 417 00:16:24,222 --> 00:16:25,726 I don't care what you say. 418 00:16:26,009 --> 00:16:27,842 I'm giving this money to Pastor Craig. 419 00:16:27,867 --> 00:16:29,299 - You should. - Good for you, Glenn. 420 00:16:29,357 --> 00:16:31,023 - I'm sorry. - Now I'm smelling the fruit. 421 00:16:31,048 --> 00:16:32,248 Is it coming from over there? 422 00:16:32,273 --> 00:16:34,392 This is a joke. We all know who it is. 423 00:16:34,417 --> 00:16:36,892 What we don't know is why. 424 00:16:38,014 --> 00:16:40,248 - Watch this, Dad. - Right in the pocket. 425 00:16:40,283 --> 00:16:42,103 That's my girl. 426 00:16:42,611 --> 00:16:45,453 Wow! Sure know how to lift that fork. 427 00:16:45,488 --> 00:16:48,069 - Take after your old man. - You want to try it? 428 00:16:48,070 --> 00:16:49,524 I won't tell the assistant manager. 429 00:16:49,559 --> 00:16:51,125 I hear she can be a bit of a hard-ass. 430 00:16:52,231 --> 00:16:54,017 You know something, Dina? 431 00:16:55,025 --> 00:16:57,359 I am really proud of the woman you've become. 432 00:16:57,947 --> 00:16:59,102 Thanks, Dad. 433 00:16:59,103 --> 00:17:02,189 Yeah, I mean, seeing you today, 434 00:17:02,214 --> 00:17:03,616 I'm starting to think 435 00:17:04,386 --> 00:17:06,401 maybe it was a good thing that I left. 436 00:17:07,298 --> 00:17:09,590 Otherwise, you wouldn't be the strong woman you are today. 437 00:17:12,052 --> 00:17:12,877 Yeah. 438 00:17:14,071 --> 00:17:15,571 I hadn't thought about it that way. 439 00:17:15,685 --> 00:17:17,051 All right, let me try this, all right? 440 00:17:17,087 --> 00:17:18,686 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 441 00:17:18,722 --> 00:17:20,025 Yeah! 442 00:17:24,525 --> 00:17:26,426 Hey, Dina, your dad's looking for you. 443 00:17:26,428 --> 00:17:27,594 Uh-huh. 444 00:17:27,596 --> 00:17:29,767 Uh, so what should I tell him? 445 00:17:30,227 --> 00:17:31,231 I don't know. 446 00:17:31,233 --> 00:17:32,699 I can't hang out with my dad all day. 447 00:17:32,701 --> 00:17:33,834 I mean, I have a job. 448 00:17:33,836 --> 00:17:36,703 I have responsibilities I can't just walk away from 449 00:17:36,705 --> 00:17:38,372 because I feel like it, you know? 450 00:17:38,374 --> 00:17:39,873 I still have to go through all the security footage 451 00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:41,605 form this morning, so... 452 00:17:42,845 --> 00:17:44,855 Oh, come on. Damn it. 453 00:17:45,780 --> 00:17:47,847 I'll... I'll tell him you're on a call. 454 00:17:49,718 --> 00:17:52,926 Don't worry. I'm in heaven now. 455 00:17:53,492 --> 00:17:56,766 Don't worry. I'm in heaven now. 456 00:17:56,791 --> 00:17:58,392 Guys, what is this? 457 00:17:58,394 --> 00:17:59,960 It just started doing that a little while ago, 458 00:17:59,962 --> 00:18:01,185 and hasn't stopped. 459 00:18:01,186 --> 00:18:03,630 Did I hear her say, "I'm in heaven"? 460 00:18:03,632 --> 00:18:05,432 Yeah. Wow, Glenn. 461 00:18:05,434 --> 00:18:08,773 You were totally right about this signs thing. 462 00:18:08,798 --> 00:18:11,203 I mean... What a relief. 463 00:18:11,228 --> 00:18:15,231 Guys, I'm not the chicken that forgot his hat, okay? 464 00:18:15,232 --> 00:18:18,578 - I know you faked this. - What are you talking about? 465 00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:21,615 I mean, come on. The editing is so choppy. 466 00:18:21,617 --> 00:18:22,649 Okay, my bad. 467 00:18:22,651 --> 00:18:24,918 In the future, I'll be better at faking miracles. 468 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,861 Still, it's true. 469 00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:29,323 A nice lady like Myrtle... I mean, there's no way 470 00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:30,757 she's not getting into heaven, right? 471 00:18:30,759 --> 00:18:32,526 - Definitely. - Yes, exactly. 472 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,394 I mean, it only makes sense. 473 00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:37,915 But I'm still gonna give the money to Pastor Craig 474 00:18:37,940 --> 00:18:39,398 just to be safe. 475 00:18:42,165 --> 00:18:44,966 Hey, you're still here. That's a change of pace for you. 476 00:18:45,845 --> 00:18:47,170 That's a fair joke. 477 00:18:47,171 --> 00:18:49,798 So I was thinking maybe we could have dinner tonight? 478 00:18:49,945 --> 00:18:52,779 Celebrate our reunion. You like meatball subs, right? 479 00:18:52,781 --> 00:18:55,197 I'm a vegan now, but don't beat yourself up. 480 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,181 It's impossible to know stuff you weren't around for. 481 00:18:57,359 --> 00:18:58,672 So we have some catching up to do. 482 00:18:58,673 --> 00:19:00,006 No, Dad. 483 00:19:00,824 --> 00:19:03,920 It's too late. You missed everything. 484 00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:06,023 When I was 13, I broke my arm so bad, 485 00:19:06,048 --> 00:19:07,894 they gave me my own booth at the county fair. 486 00:19:07,994 --> 00:19:11,062 I attended multiple father-daughter dances alone, 487 00:19:11,087 --> 00:19:13,633 and when I was 16, everyone made fun of me 488 00:19:13,635 --> 00:19:15,335 'cause my dad didn't buy me my first gun. 489 00:19:15,337 --> 00:19:16,837 Our neighbor Mr. Gianetti did. 490 00:19:16,839 --> 00:19:18,805 Terry Gianetti was a stand up guy. 491 00:19:18,885 --> 00:19:21,194 I had to navigate all of that without you. 492 00:19:22,044 --> 00:19:24,044 And that may be why I am so strong, 493 00:19:24,046 --> 00:19:27,166 but I am not gonna let you take credit for that, okay? 494 00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:29,649 So I think you should leave. 495 00:19:29,651 --> 00:19:30,884 Oh, come on, Dina. 496 00:19:31,288 --> 00:19:33,572 I mean, I can't take back what I did. 497 00:19:34,156 --> 00:19:35,771 But I'm here now. 498 00:19:36,992 --> 00:19:38,992 What more do you want me to do? 499 00:19:38,994 --> 00:19:40,384 Do what I did. 500 00:19:40,443 --> 00:19:41,919 Figure it out. 501 00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:47,478 I was on fire. 502 00:19:47,503 --> 00:19:49,102 God, it felt so good to be out there hustling. 503 00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:52,172 Oh, and we sell a sunscreen with glitter in it. 504 00:19:52,174 --> 00:19:54,508 Corona cashes in at music festivals. 505 00:19:54,510 --> 00:19:56,510 Two words. Gay pride. 506 00:19:56,512 --> 00:19:58,291 Well, pride will be here before you know it, 507 00:19:58,316 --> 00:20:00,097 so let's stock you back up. 508 00:20:01,107 --> 00:20:02,993 - That's a lot of boxes. - Yeah. 509 00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:05,525 I had to borrow my step-dad's van to fit the rest. 510 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,025 The rest? 511 00:20:08,924 --> 00:20:11,925 Yeah, so half of this is yours now, and once we sell all this, 512 00:20:11,927 --> 00:20:14,236 I'll break even and start making bank. 513 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:18,377 Wait, so all that cash is not profit? 514 00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,600 Cheyenne, it's gonna be ten years 515 00:20:20,602 --> 00:20:22,124 before we make money off this. 516 00:20:22,149 --> 00:20:24,444 What? Ten years? 517 00:20:25,253 --> 00:20:27,994 What am I supposed to do with money in my 30's? 518 00:20:29,585 --> 00:20:32,849 You know it's funny we're putting Myrtle's picture up there. 519 00:20:32,874 --> 00:20:35,794 You know that in 33 years of working here 520 00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:38,511 Myrtle was never once Employee of the Month. 521 00:20:39,126 --> 00:20:41,396 But when Heaven picks an Angel of the Month, 522 00:20:41,398 --> 00:20:43,227 I know who's picture they're gonna hang. 523 00:20:44,001 --> 00:20:46,001 Do you think they'll use that picture, 524 00:20:46,002 --> 00:20:47,707 or would it be her as like a baby? 525 00:20:47,708 --> 00:20:49,331 Or like her in a Halloween costume. 526 00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:52,202 Any way uh, she will be missed. 527 00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:54,830 - To Myrtle. - To Myrtle. 528 00:20:58,205 --> 00:21:01,009 - What is this? - This is Myrtle's favorite drink. 529 00:21:01,169 --> 00:21:03,169 Called "The Rusty Spaniard". 530 00:21:03,194 --> 00:21:05,560 I didn't realize we had gazpacho and Everclear. 531 00:21:08,974 --> 00:21:12,383 Well, it was really nice to have that money. Even for a short while. 532 00:21:12,408 --> 00:21:15,577 Yeah. I mean don't worry. I don't need like a fancy ring. 533 00:21:15,602 --> 00:21:18,053 I want you out of the house by tomorrow. 534 00:21:22,529 --> 00:21:28,578 credits