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Aah! Ooh!

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Hm.

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Aah!

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Ha-ha!

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Aah!

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Huh?

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Welcome aboard,
new passenger!

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- I'm your conductor, One...
- One.

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Once you wipe those
groggy little peepers,

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you'll probably have
a lot of questions, like...

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Where am I?
Why am I here?

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Are snacks provided?

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I didn't ask that.

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For those of you talking to me

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like I'm there in real life,
I'm not!

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I'm a cold, steely,
pre-recorded video.

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And this is a train

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where you sort out
your problems.

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How about that number
on your hand, huh?

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Pretty cool and green.

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Every passenger has one.

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The numbers are made
by the train based on your life

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in order to help you have

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the most personalized
experience we can offer.

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If you want to go home,
get your number down to zero,

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and poof, away you go.

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I'm a zero.

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But always remember
there are lots of denizens

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along the way
to help you on your journey.

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Don't be afraid to reach out.

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Unless the denizen
is one of those monsters

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with more teeth than body.

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Remember,
you can't spell "escape"

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without "companionship."

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Uh, companion-shape?
Companion-scape.

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By watching this recording,

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you've agreed to release
the train of any liabilities...

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Hey, shiny girl.
Don't be stuck up.

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Fresh batch
of passenger memory tapes,

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two for one,
today only, real sad.

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Hey, sweetie, you're shiny.

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Let me take a closer look.

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No!
Aah!

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Hello, sliver.

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Ah!

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Criminal, halt!

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Gotcha.

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Ah!

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Huh?

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Huh?

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Huh? Huh? Huh? What?

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Right there.

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Dead end, sliver.

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Huh?

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Maneuver 406.

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Got it, buddy.

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Ha!

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Leave me alone.

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Not until you're ground
into dust.

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Hey, watch it!
Oop. Sorry.

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Aah!

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We can't lose her, not again.

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Ah!

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Hm?

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Huh?

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Why did I hide behind the deer?

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Huh?

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There's no escape, sliver.

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We've got you cornered,
and I just love cutting corners.

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Mm.

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Humiliating.

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She's gone again.

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Don't worry, Mace.
We'll get her.

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I know that.

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Slivers are weak,
think they're above the law.

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She made her choice,
but they all get tired,

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and they let their guard down,
think they're safe.

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They're never safe.

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Well, I guess we should get on
through this car and...

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No, your suit is compromised.

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Whoops, oh, yeah.
Thanks, buddy.

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If this tear gets too big,
I'm a goner.

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I'm fully aware.

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We'll do one more sweep,
then head back to the station.

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Well, on the upside, the last
couple of months tracking her

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have been a great,
truly great bonding experience.

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Enough. Yeah, I should shut up.

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You got it, buddy.

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Whew.

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Whoa!

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Uh, thanks for the save.

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Well, bye.

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Hmm.

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Uh, sorry.

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I gotta do this alone.

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Hey, come on.
I'm walking!

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You go do your thing,
and I'll do mine.

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Why are you still here?

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You like this stuff, huh?

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So what's your deal?

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I hear that.

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You from around here?

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Huh, glad you asked.

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Nope, I'm not.

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I'm from a place called
The Chrome Car.

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Well, that's what Tulip,
my prime, called it.

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It's actually called
The Mirror World.

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Yeah, don't go there.
It sucks.

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That's where those Flecs
are from.

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I hate those guys.

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They've been chasing me
just 'cause I don't wanna

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live the rest of my life
as somebody's ref...

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Okay, this one or this one?

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You don't care, do you?

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Okay.
Let's not do that.

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Nice.
What other colors can you...

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Huh, okay, brown again.

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You've got a nice home.

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Aww!

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Whuzuh?

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Deer?

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Hey, come on.
Where'd you go?

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Deer?
Deer?

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Deer?!

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Aw, yeah, looking good.

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Okay.
Now just don't move.

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Hey, leave him alone.

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Whoa.
Hi. I'm Jesse.

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What's your name? I don't care who you are.

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Why are you putting sunglasses
on a deer?

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Because it's funny.
Look at him.

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Look at you.

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Aw, come on,
those are mine.

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Some of the cars here
are really bright.

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He didn't ask for glasses.

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He's just living his life.

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But he's my deer.

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We've been hanging out
for a whole hour,

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maybe even a little more.

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He's free.
He's his own deer.

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But if he was anyone's deer,
he'd be my deer

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because I hung out with him
longer, like two days.

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Are you sure?

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I got all these pics with him.

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Pff!
That could be any deer.

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This deer can change color.

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Oh, well, this guy
doesn't change colors.

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He's got laser eyes.

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Bzzt! Bzzt!

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Seriously, laser eyes?

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Yeah.
Well, laser vision.

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Heat vision.
What do... What do you call it?

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What kind of idiot
do you think I am?

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This deer doesn't have...

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Does your deer do that?

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No.

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I think we've been hanging out
with the same deer.

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Have you been getting
two dinners?

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Oh, he's friends
with both of us.

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Now we're friends, too,
by association.

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We're travel friends.

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What? No.

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? Travel friends brought
together by the sheer majesty ?

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? Of an incredible,
superpowered deer and... ?

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No, this deer and I are leaving.

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Goodbye, and enjoy putting
sunglasses on random animals.

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Dracula's not random.
He's my friend.

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Dracula?

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You cannot name a deer Dracula.

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Let's ask the deer.

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Hey, deer, what do you
want to be called?

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Dracula.

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See? Dracula.

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No.

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Hmm, yeah.
I guess you're right.

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Maybe we should
go with something

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everyone would be into.

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What's everyone's favorite name?

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Oh, Alan!
It's Alan.

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Wait.

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That's it.
Alan Dracula.

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Let's try it out.
Hello.

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Have you met my deer,
Alan Dracula?

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Oh, yeah, sounds like something
I'd say.

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Good idea, chrome girl.

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No! That's not his name,
and that's not my name!

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You can't go around deciding
names for people without asking.

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It's their choice to...

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Alan Dracula!

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No!

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