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Oh, Miley, will you ever settle down?

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Mom!

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But if you do, don't have children.

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- You did it again.
- I'm gonna need more.

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You used my shampoo

6
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and then left it in my shower empty.

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Now I got to wash my hair with dish soap

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like an oil-spill duck.

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Make sure you get under your wings.

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Good morning. What are you doing here?

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Okay, I don't even know where to begin.

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Tammy?

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What's going on? Deal me in!

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I have great news!

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You guys know how my
father killed my mother,

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and he went away for life, and
I grew up with no family, right?

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How is that great?

18
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I get a call today from
this woman who's like,

19
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"Is this Tammy Diffendorf?"

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And I think it's a telemarketer
so I give her a blast

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with the old air horn
I keep by the phone.

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Ooh, I like that. Where
do you get one of those?

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At the store, Mom, next to the shampoo.

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Anyway, it was my aunt!

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My long-lost,
never-knew-I-had-one aunt!

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She didn't know about me either

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'cause she cut ties with
my family, as family does.

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If only.

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Her name is "Cookie."

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Not short for anything. That's her name.

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And she's coming to meet me.

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Where's Adam?

33
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- He's sleeping.
- Adam!

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I have an aunt!

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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --

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So what do we know
about this Cookie anyway?

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Only that she's from Santa Fe,
she's an interior decorator.

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Oh, honey, maybe she can zhuzh
this place up a little bit.

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You know, just because you
say it in a Southern accent

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doesn't make it charming.

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Bless your heart.

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When I was a kid, I used to
wish I had a secret relative.

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She'd fly in the bedroom window

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and take me off to someplace
where the rent was paid.

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You know, not all surprise
relatives are good news.

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Next thing you know, they're
sleeping on your couch,

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they're eating your food,

48
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they're stealing your credit cards.

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That was you, Mom.

50
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And was it good news? No.

51
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Was that a knock? I
thought I heard a knock.

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Oh, you look so pretty!

53
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I know.

54
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Would it have killed you guys
to slap on a little rouge?

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Honey, relax.

56
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I can't. What if she doesn't like me?

57
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Why wouldn't she like you?

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Hello? I'm a convicted felon.

59
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Oh, so is Martha Stewart,
and everybody loves her.

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Let's just please not
talk about my past.

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There's a time and a place for that,

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and the time is never,
and the place is nowhere.

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So, you know, don't talk about my past.

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Oh, that's her.

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Don't talk about my past.

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Oh, my God!

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Oh, my God!

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I want to hug you!

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I want to hug you!

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You are Tammy, aren't you?

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- I am!
- Yeah. Oh.

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Oh. Oh, damn, you hug tight!

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You, too.

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Come in. Come in, Aunt Cookie. Ooh.

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- May I call you "Aunt Cookie"?
- Well, of course.

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I'm your Aunt Cookie.

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Oh.

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- This is Christy, Bonnie,
- Hi.

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Wendy, Marjorie...

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- Jill!
- Jill. I'm sorry.

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I'm a little nervous.

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Um, everyone, this is my...

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Aunt Cookie!

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Look at this... a whole
room full of gorgeous women.

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My hair usually looks
a little bit better,

86
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but, uh, I recently
switched to Lemon Joy.

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I don't know what that means.

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So, how do you all know Tammy?

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We don't know.

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Bonnie and I were in
foster care together.

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I got kicked out, became a drug addict,

92
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went to prison, did my time,

93
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but now I live with
Marjorie and her cats.

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What part of her past weren't
we supposed to talk about?

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Oh, Tammy.

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- Foster care?
- Oh.

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Oh, it breaks my heart.

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Oh, if I'd known you existed, I...

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I would have taken you in.

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- And you were in foster care, too?
- Mm-hmm.

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I would have taken you in, also.

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Come on. Oh.

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Who else had a rough childhood?

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Come on.

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Voila.

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Now you have an open flow

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to your entertainment area.

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I just... I love it!

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Don't you just love it?

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I do. It's like a whole new room.

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Ooh. Can you zhuzh up our house, too?

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She's an interior
decorator, not a wizard.

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It's good, but there's something...

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not quite right.

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Oh, yeah, I feel that, too.

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- You don't feel anything.
- I do, too!

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Aha. Wait for it.

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Perfect.

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- You're a genius.
- Well...

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You know, when I get
my contractor's license,

121
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we could totally work together.

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We could call it "Cookie and Milk."

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Everyone would have to
start calling me "Milk,"

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but I think it could work.

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Well, as to that...

126
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Or not. Am I going too
fast? I'm going too fast.

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I've never had an aunt before.

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Stupid Tammy! Don't call me "Milk"!

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It's not that.

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It's not that.

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It's just that I don't know
how long I'll be able to work.

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What are you talking about?

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Your aesthetic is timeless.

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Oh. Thank you, darling.

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Full disclosure.

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There is a reason

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that I tracked you down.

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I need... a kidney.

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A kidney?

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And there it is.

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The doctor said that a family
member would be the best match.

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So I went on social media to
try and track down your mother,

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but, an old neighbor wrote

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and said she'd passed, but
that she had a daughter.

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You want my kidney?

146
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"Want" is a strong word.

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But I do need it.

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- On the one hand, it's her aunt.
- Mm-hmm.

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- On the other hand, she just met her.
- Mm-hmm.

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On the other hand, it's someone's life.

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- What?
- Would you do it for me?

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What do you mean?

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I'm your mother!

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I gave you every organ you have.

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I'm just asking for one back.

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My tiny kidney would
not last a day in you.

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It'd be cowering behind your spleen,

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searching for your colon,
knowing it was the only way out.

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Well, for your information,

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I would give you any organ of mine.

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After what you put them through?

162
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I'd be better off
taking a kidney from Gus.

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Oh, don't worry. Not yet.

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I just don't want anyone
taking advantage of Tammy.

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And aren't there people who
donate organs after they're dead?

166
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Why can't Cookie nab one of those?

167
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She said it's like an
eight-year waiting list.

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Well, that's on her.
She should have gotten on the list sooner.

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In fact, we should get ourselves
on those lists right now.

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You have to be sick first.

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- Says who?
- Says everybody!

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You can't get in line for a
kidney when you don't need one.

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I disagree.

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There's nothing to disagree with.

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It's just a fact.

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Oh, sweetie.

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So naive.

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Where would you even put it?

179
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You think this is just for ice cream?

180
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So which way are you leaning?

181
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I don't know. I'm really confused.

182
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This is like the finale
of The Bachelorette.

183
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What's she gonna do?

184
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Pick the ex-football
player with the mood swings,

185
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or the guy who's only doing the show

186
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to convince his mom he's not gay?

187
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Wow. Won't even give me your pickle.

188
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Tammy, the surgery's
really not that scary.

189
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They make one tiny incision and then...

190
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yank out the kidney.

191
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Um, that sounds scary
as hell to me. Hard no.

192
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One tiny incision and... yank?

193
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Why couldn't I do that with you?

194
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Then my hoo-ha would
have remained pristine.

195
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Oh, yeah, it was a real crystal palace

196
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till I elbowed my way out of there.

197
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Hey, Wendy, can you
still live a normal life

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with just one kidney?

199
00:09:00,017 --> 00:09:01,417
Like, can I still play Frisbee?

200
00:09:01,442 --> 00:09:02,341
Of course you can.

201
00:09:02,366 --> 00:09:04,533
Right away? Like, the next day?

202
00:09:04,693 --> 00:09:07,204
When did Frisbee become so important?

203
00:09:07,439 --> 00:09:09,740
I just want to know what I'm in for.

204
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All the donors I've met feel
really good about it after.

205
00:09:13,018 --> 00:09:15,118
Of course, they're still on morphine.

206
00:09:15,143 --> 00:09:17,176
There's a reason to do it.

207
00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:19,656
You don't have to.

208
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You don't even know this woman.

209
00:09:21,182 --> 00:09:23,616
So what? It's about saving a life.

210
00:09:23,641 --> 00:09:24,669
That's true.

211
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I got to tell you, all
of this inspired me.

212
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So, I did a little research,

213
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and I've decided I'm
going to go down to the DMV

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and register to be an organ donor.

215
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Dear Lord, I'd rather give
a kidney than go to the DMV.

216
00:09:39,834 --> 00:09:42,235
Really? You'll donate
your organs to strangers,

217
00:09:42,260 --> 00:09:43,860
but you won't give one to me?

218
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Look at me.

219
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Look at me when I'm
making you feel guilty.

220
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I feel nothing.

221
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- Christy, I'm an organ donor.
- Me, too.

222
00:09:54,710 --> 00:09:56,243
Oh, yeah, you're all heroes.

223
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They're not gonna harvest your
tenders till after you're dead.

224
00:09:58,605 --> 00:10:00,723
Cookie's gunning for hers right now.

225
00:10:00,755 --> 00:10:02,873
I just found out I have an
aunt. I don't want to lose her.

226
00:10:02,898 --> 00:10:04,720
Besides, this is what you do for family.

227
00:10:04,745 --> 00:10:06,411
You'd think.

228
00:10:07,724 --> 00:10:09,105
Still feel nothing.

229
00:10:09,927 --> 00:10:12,665
You know, I'm gonna get
tested and see if I'm a match.

230
00:10:12,690 --> 00:10:14,323
Good for you, honey.

231
00:10:14,478 --> 00:10:17,680
So, Jill, do you want
to join me at the DMV?

232
00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:20,301
It's in the nicest part
of the bad part of town.

233
00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:23,276
Fine, I'll donate my organs.

234
00:10:23,344 --> 00:10:25,873
At least I'll be thinner
in my coffin dress.

235
00:10:27,545 --> 00:10:29,978
And there's the bright side.

236
00:10:31,463 --> 00:10:33,904
You are so wonderful to do this.

237
00:10:33,929 --> 00:10:36,355
You know, once we're healed,

238
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I am taking you to Paris.

239
00:10:39,287 --> 00:10:43,306
We are gonna show these
kidneys the time of their lives.

240
00:10:43,787 --> 00:10:46,085
Paris? I've always
wanted to go to Paris.

241
00:10:46,110 --> 00:10:48,344
And also Schenectady,
'cause it's fun to say.

242
00:10:48,369 --> 00:10:49,702
But Paris more.

243
00:10:49,771 --> 00:10:52,138
Do you know that the word
for "kidney" in French

244
00:10:52,207 --> 00:10:54,140
is Le rein?

245
00:10:54,209 --> 00:10:57,343
Isn't that more elegant than "kidney"?

246
00:10:58,580 --> 00:10:59,820
Before you start buying berets,

247
00:10:59,848 --> 00:11:02,081
she's just being tested
to see if she's a match.

248
00:11:02,106 --> 00:11:03,793
- Oh.
- Tammy Diffendorf?

249
00:11:03,818 --> 00:11:04,984
- This is it.
- Mm-hmm.

250
00:11:05,009 --> 00:11:06,286
All right, you're a
match, you're a match.

251
00:11:06,354 --> 00:11:07,798
- I'm a match. I'm a match.
- You're a match.

252
00:11:07,822 --> 00:11:08,982
- Visualize being a match.
- Okay.

253
00:11:09,037 --> 00:11:10,156
- Okay, Cookie.
- Yes!

254
00:11:10,181 --> 00:11:11,446
Le rein it in.

255
00:11:13,338 --> 00:11:17,052
Oh. You are a doll to come
in here and support her.

256
00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:19,143
Well, Tammy and I have
been through a lot together.

257
00:11:19,168 --> 00:11:20,500
She's like a sister to me.

258
00:11:20,611 --> 00:11:22,011
Well, you're lucky.

259
00:11:22,036 --> 00:11:23,802
I could never get along with mine.

260
00:11:23,827 --> 00:11:25,460
Why?

261
00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:28,051
Well, we are separated by six years.

262
00:11:28,357 --> 00:11:31,477
Soon as I was old enough,
I got the hell out of there.

263
00:11:31,502 --> 00:11:33,335
Our parents were terrible people.

264
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:36,928
They were always drinking and
fighting and getting loaded.

265
00:11:36,953 --> 00:11:37,953
Family's tricky.

266
00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:39,840
My daughter left when she was 15,

267
00:11:39,925 --> 00:11:43,159
came back when she was 16,
got pregnant when she was 17.

268
00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:46,646
I think I got that right...
I was high through most of it.

269
00:11:48,173 --> 00:11:50,907
Well, you seem to have a
very special relationship.

270
00:11:51,130 --> 00:11:53,185
How did she come in to all that money?

271
00:11:53,668 --> 00:11:55,401
Oh, no, no. Th-That's Jill.

272
00:11:55,426 --> 00:11:57,092
My daughter's Christy.

273
00:11:58,133 --> 00:11:59,766
Oh.

274
00:12:00,279 --> 00:12:02,118
Oh, yes, well...

275
00:12:02,143 --> 00:12:04,115
Yeah, that makes more sense.

276
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:08,969
Well, but good for you
for having made it work.

277
00:12:08,994 --> 00:12:10,460
I never could.

278
00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:12,897
When my sister got pregnant with Tammy,

279
00:12:12,921 --> 00:12:14,120
she wanted me to come home.

280
00:12:14,145 --> 00:12:16,012
There was no way I was going back there.

281
00:12:16,154 --> 00:12:18,854
Wait a minute. You knew
your sister was pregnant?

282
00:12:20,028 --> 00:12:21,361
Huh?

283
00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:27,577
Because you told Tammy you
didn't know she existed.

284
00:12:27,602 --> 00:12:29,568
Well... I didn't.

285
00:12:29,899 --> 00:12:32,333
Wait a minute, wait a minute,
something's wrong here.

286
00:12:33,308 --> 00:12:34,927
Everything's fine.

287
00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:40,380
How would you like to go
with us on a trip to Paris?

288
00:12:46,581 --> 00:12:49,905
- You are not giving that liar a kidney.
- Uh, what liar?

289
00:12:49,930 --> 00:12:51,814
No, no, Tammy,
sweetheart, I can explain.

290
00:12:51,857 --> 00:12:54,163
- That liar.
- What's going on? What's happening?

291
00:12:54,188 --> 00:12:56,455
She knew about you all the
time but pretended she didn't

292
00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,146
so she could strip you for parts.

293
00:12:59,381 --> 00:13:03,016
Well, you are certainly
putting a negative spin on it.

294
00:13:04,449 --> 00:13:06,082
Is it true?

295
00:13:08,072 --> 00:13:09,605
Is it true?

296
00:13:12,062 --> 00:13:13,962
Look, you have to understand,

297
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,775
wh-when your mom died, I was young,

298
00:13:17,036 --> 00:13:18,510
I had a dream...

299
00:13:18,535 --> 00:13:20,575
Yeah, and adopting you
would have gotten in her way.

300
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:22,548
So you knew about me all along,

301
00:13:22,573 --> 00:13:25,207
and you still let me get
thrown into the system?

302
00:13:25,319 --> 00:13:27,086
Bouncing from house to house?

303
00:13:27,111 --> 00:13:29,013
Foster parents who didn't care about me?

304
00:13:29,038 --> 00:13:32,370
Yeah, and don't forget people like
me who introduced you to drugs.

305
00:13:33,176 --> 00:13:35,577
That's right, I did that.

306
00:13:36,931 --> 00:13:39,131
Aren't we forgetting the big picture?

307
00:13:39,156 --> 00:13:40,958
We found each other.

308
00:13:40,983 --> 00:13:43,116
I'm here for you now.

309
00:13:43,272 --> 00:13:45,072
So why don't we just...

310
00:13:45,239 --> 00:13:47,473
stick these back on

311
00:13:47,498 --> 00:13:51,645
and laugh about this all
the way back to gay Paree!

312
00:13:54,749 --> 00:13:56,248
I can't even look at you.

313
00:13:56,273 --> 00:13:57,572
Tammy.

314
00:14:01,176 --> 00:14:03,059
Well, I hope you're happy.

315
00:14:04,485 --> 00:14:05,918
You just killed me.

316
00:14:09,276 --> 00:14:12,210
Boy, if I had a nickel for
every time I heard that.

317
00:14:16,311 --> 00:14:19,294
I'm sorry, Tammy.
I hope I did the right thing.

318
00:14:19,365 --> 00:14:22,849
Of course you did. She was playing me.

319
00:14:23,741 --> 00:14:25,069
I'm such an idiot.

320
00:14:25,094 --> 00:14:27,583
No, you're not. You
are sweet and generous

321
00:14:27,608 --> 00:14:28,807
and trusting.

322
00:14:30,092 --> 00:14:31,483
$26, please.

323
00:14:31,508 --> 00:14:34,142
Are you kidding me? She
didn't even get the test.

324
00:14:34,182 --> 00:14:35,615
The aunt lied to her.

325
00:14:36,912 --> 00:14:38,807
I have seven bucks. You
can either take this,

326
00:14:38,832 --> 00:14:40,476
or I'm gonna drive
through the stick thing.

327
00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:41,860
Ma'am, I can't let you...

328
00:14:41,885 --> 00:14:43,251
Open it!

329
00:14:46,590 --> 00:14:47,889
That's good.

330
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:50,246
Let it all out.

331
00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:53,172
Hey! I kind of like that!

332
00:14:53,197 --> 00:14:55,155
It went with the... okay.

333
00:15:04,731 --> 00:15:06,864
You were pretty quiet on the ride home.

334
00:15:07,142 --> 00:15:08,842
There's nothing to say.

335
00:15:09,162 --> 00:15:10,498
Help me move this furniture.

336
00:15:10,523 --> 00:15:12,091
I want everything back the way it was.

337
00:15:12,115 --> 00:15:13,248
- But the flow...
- Don't care!

338
00:15:15,919 --> 00:15:17,452
I hate her so much.

339
00:15:17,565 --> 00:15:19,198
I will never forgive her.

340
00:15:19,223 --> 00:15:22,324
Oh, I felt the same way about my mom.

341
00:15:22,349 --> 00:15:26,470
I spent my life holding on to
that anger and resentment...

342
00:15:26,774 --> 00:15:30,309
Drinking over it, ruining relationships,

343
00:15:30,377 --> 00:15:31,970
pushing people away.

344
00:15:31,995 --> 00:15:33,829
Wait, if you say that I'm
not allowed to be angry...

345
00:15:33,854 --> 00:15:36,767
No. You are so allowed to be angry.

346
00:15:36,792 --> 00:15:38,593
Feel all those feelings.

347
00:15:38,618 --> 00:15:41,286
Because you got to go through
them to get to the other side.

348
00:15:41,311 --> 00:15:43,478
And you're gonna do it
so much better than I did,

349
00:15:43,503 --> 00:15:45,503
because you're gonna get to do it sober.

350
00:15:48,497 --> 00:15:51,198
I just... I hate my life right now.

351
00:15:51,976 --> 00:15:53,242
I get it.

352
00:15:53,624 --> 00:15:55,534
But someday you're gonna realize

353
00:15:55,559 --> 00:15:57,325
that everything that's happened to you

354
00:15:57,350 --> 00:15:59,860
happened exactly the
way it was supposed to.

355
00:16:00,564 --> 00:16:02,774
I was supposed to have an
aunt who screwed me over?

356
00:16:02,799 --> 00:16:04,866
Yep. Just like I was
supposed to have a mom

357
00:16:04,891 --> 00:16:06,657
who dumped me at a fire station.

358
00:16:06,814 --> 00:16:09,081
Without that, I wouldn't
have... had Christy,

359
00:16:09,106 --> 00:16:11,606
met Adam, or have you in my life.

360
00:16:11,631 --> 00:16:14,626
And my life is so much
better with you in it.

361
00:16:15,948 --> 00:16:17,581
Thanks, Bonnie.

362
00:16:22,411 --> 00:16:24,711
Something still isn't quite right.

363
00:16:29,997 --> 00:16:31,496
Perfect.

364
00:16:37,777 --> 00:16:39,978
I'm so glad you talked me into this.

365
00:16:40,047 --> 00:16:42,581
Yeah. It feels good to be a good person,

366
00:16:42,606 --> 00:16:45,165
even if I won't be good
till after I'm dead.

367
00:16:46,287 --> 00:16:48,520
I hope somebody pretty gets my eyes.

368
00:16:48,704 --> 00:16:49,955
What am I saying?

369
00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:52,095
If they get my eyes,
they will be pretty.

370
00:16:52,559 --> 00:16:55,093
It's a damn shame I
can't donate my nose.

371
00:16:55,162 --> 00:16:57,048
Or your ego.

372
00:16:58,001 --> 00:16:59,364
I heard that.

373
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:00,952
Oops.

374
00:17:03,321 --> 00:17:05,540
Well, I'm gonna go turn mine in.

375
00:17:08,422 --> 00:17:10,188
Wait, I just had a terrible thought.

376
00:17:10,411 --> 00:17:12,945
What if I get in a car crash
with somebody who's not a donor

377
00:17:12,970 --> 00:17:14,580
and the paramedics can
only save one of us?

378
00:17:14,604 --> 00:17:15,971
Of course they're gonna let me die

379
00:17:15,996 --> 00:17:17,930
so they can fill up their organ cooler.

380
00:17:17,955 --> 00:17:19,255
Oh, yeah, Jill.

381
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,552
They're gonna let you die

382
00:17:20,577 --> 00:17:22,444
because you're donating your organs.

383
00:17:22,469 --> 00:17:24,456
You're right, you're right.

384
00:17:24,481 --> 00:17:26,915
Last-minute jitters, just
had to say it out loud.

385
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,612
Okay, see you outside.

386
00:17:35,826 --> 00:17:37,325
Nope.

387
00:17:44,044 --> 00:17:46,411
I was surprised you wanted to see me.

388
00:17:46,436 --> 00:17:47,669
Yeah. Me, too.

389
00:17:49,006 --> 00:17:51,573
Look, for what it's worth, I...

390
00:17:51,598 --> 00:17:53,558
I know what I did was wrong.

391
00:17:54,544 --> 00:17:57,558
And after these last few
days, getting to know you, I...

392
00:17:58,181 --> 00:18:00,882
I wish we had been part
of each other's lives.

393
00:18:00,907 --> 00:18:02,373
I'm giving you my kidney.

394
00:18:03,126 --> 00:18:04,315
What?

395
00:18:05,769 --> 00:18:06,968
Really?

396
00:18:08,761 --> 00:18:11,103
You are the most...

397
00:18:11,128 --> 00:18:14,583
magnificent, generous woman

398
00:18:14,608 --> 00:18:16,308
I have ever had the privilege to meet.

399
00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:17,432
Stop.

400
00:18:17,544 --> 00:18:18,810
I'm just getting tested.

401
00:18:18,835 --> 00:18:21,573
But if it's a match, it's yours.

402
00:18:21,972 --> 00:18:23,292
Thank you.

403
00:18:23,607 --> 00:18:25,331
Thank you.

404
00:18:25,847 --> 00:18:27,547
And-and after...

405
00:18:27,755 --> 00:18:30,155
after we've recovered,

406
00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:31,980
we are going to Paris.

407
00:18:32,049 --> 00:18:33,615
I meant what I said.

408
00:18:33,726 --> 00:18:35,660
I want to be part of your life.

409
00:18:35,685 --> 00:18:37,085
I'm not going to Paris with you.

410
00:18:39,723 --> 00:18:41,175
Hawaii?

411
00:18:42,206 --> 00:18:44,439
I'm not going anywhere with you.

412
00:18:45,676 --> 00:18:46,942
Oh.

413
00:18:46,967 --> 00:18:48,466
And we're not gonna be family.

414
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:51,666
I have a family.

415
00:18:51,691 --> 00:18:53,448
I mean, I'm not related to them, but...

416
00:18:54,171 --> 00:18:55,893
they've always been there for me

417
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,293
and I know they always will be.

418
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,716
Why are you doing this for me?

419
00:19:04,363 --> 00:19:06,385
I'm not doing it for you.

420
00:19:06,862 --> 00:19:08,762
I'm just saving a life.

421
00:19:16,386 --> 00:19:18,525
Look at me, I'm
officially an organ donor.

422
00:19:18,550 --> 00:19:20,250
Got my donor dot on my driver's license.

423
00:19:20,690 --> 00:19:22,663
Now I'm beautiful outside and in.

424
00:19:22,688 --> 00:19:24,866
Well, we're having a blood
drive at the hospital next week.

425
00:19:24,890 --> 00:19:27,323
For God's sake, Wendy, I need my blood.

426
00:19:29,143 --> 00:19:30,837
Hey! There's my organ buddy.

427
00:19:30,862 --> 00:19:33,049
Christy, show everybody your donor dot!

428
00:19:36,637 --> 00:19:38,057
It's the doctor's office.

429
00:19:38,058 --> 00:19:40,846
Hello. Uh huh.

430
00:19:42,042 --> 00:19:44,042
Uh-huh.

431
00:19:44,111 --> 00:19:45,610
Son of a bitch.

432
00:19:45,635 --> 00:19:47,735
She's a match.

433
00:19:48,102 --> 00:19:53,102
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