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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Aw. And that's one
chipmunk we'll never forget.

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In other news, evil
sorceress, Queen of Fables,

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won a huge ruling today

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when a judge found her
imprisonment in a US Tax Code

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to be cruel and unusual punishment.

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They always use that same damn picture.

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Better than the picture they use of me.

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Hey, at least they're
letting you out soon.

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Are we still gonna
get our weekly coffees?

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If I'm not too busy getting my fuck on.

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So, what's the update
with the Legion of Doom?

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Nada. Same as last week.

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Who do I gotta blow up to get an invite?

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Easy. Find the thing
the Legion wants most,

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and then you get it for yourself.

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All right, I've got a two o'clock
with an independent contractor

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who keeps his receipts in
a fuckin' ALF lunch box.

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Bane, Sinestro, Grodd,

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I mean, even Joker.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. We
know what they look like.

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- What's your point?
- That they've all tried and failed

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to steal Kord Industries'
game-changing weather machine.

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Which is why we are gonna do it.

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If none of them could steal it,

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that seems like a pretty good
indicator that we should not try.

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But if we succeed, it will
make the Legion so furious,

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they'll have to notice us.

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I sent Clayface to do some recon.

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My character was a sassy divorcee...

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Can we please not do the
unnecessary backstory thing?

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- ... named Brenda...
- Okay.

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... who is back in the dating game
for the first time in a while,

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and she's decided to get adult braces.

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- Of course she did.
- I know what you're thinking.

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It's a little expensive
on a secretary's salary,

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but no! You can't put
a price on a smile.

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So she threw caution to the wind...

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Clayface! Intel!

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The machine is being
protected by 1,000-ish lasers,

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according to head
scientist Jerome Stansfield,

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who may or may not be
heartbroken when Brenda

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does not show up to work tomorrow.

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How will we ever get
past 1,000-ish lasers?

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Already thought of that. Psycho?

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S.T.A.R. Labs created a
personal force field device

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that deflects energy.

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Problem is, the only
way to get into the room

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is through an air duct
about four inches wide.

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I don't know how the
hell we're gonna do that.

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Yeah. I thought that might be an issue.

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- And?
- And I was right.

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It's a definite issue.

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Oh, shit, Harley.

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The news is talking
about that book you love.

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Oh, Clive Cussler's Sahara?

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Clive Cuss... No.

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Queen of Fables.

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Oh, that's right.
She's gettin' out today.

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We are bringing you
live to the courtroom

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where Queen of Fables is being released

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from her tax book prison of 30 years.

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Oh, yeah.

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Damn! Feels good to
get out of those pages.

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Thanks, Zatanna. Thanks, Judge. See ya.

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Whoa! What the...

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Watch the robe.

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You said you were gonna release me!

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I did. From the tax code.

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But you're hereby sentenced

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to serve the remainder of
your time in Arkham Asylum.

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What? That's bullshit!

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Somebody's gotta do something.

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She's been stuck in
that book for 30 years!

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Yeah, 'cause she
almost destroyed Gotham.

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Yeah, I think it was more of
a lack of affordable housing

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that destroyed Gotham but,

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look, Fables has been a mentor to me.

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She just gets a bad rap.

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Look. Obviously, I'm not pro-Arkham,

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but if there was any person
who definitely belongs there,

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it would be the Queen of...
Oh, my God. And you're gone.

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Yeah. She didn't hear any of that shit.

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How about a light, handsome?

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Yeah, yeah, sure thing.

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Aw. Butterfingers.

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Well, I'll be damned.

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Aw, I couldn't leave you behind.

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Why, thank you, Harley.

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Let's ride.

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All right, everyone.

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I would like to introduce
Queen of Fables.

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She's agreed to help us
break into S.T.A.R. Labs.

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So, yeah. I'm gonna need
you to pull something

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around four inches tall
out of your storybook.

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Sure, but I'm not sure how Prince
Charming's dick is gonna help ya.

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Kinda low hanging
fruit. Not even tryin'.

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I'm just playin' around.

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After what you did for me,

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you can have whatever you need, honey.

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So you can pull any character
out of your storybook?

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Sure can. Who's your favorite?

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Oh, I'm partial to Humpty Dumpty.

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Hi, everybody.

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- Aw.
- Oh, my God. It's him!

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Oh, he's so...

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He makes the best eggs.

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Y'all got a kitchen here, right?

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Uh, Harley. A moment?

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What are you thinking?

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Uh, that the only way to get
the Legion of Doom's attention

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is that weather machine, and
she's gonna help me steal it?

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No, no, no, no.

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Seriously, you do not want to
get involved with this bitch.

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She's like a real, legit bad guy.

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Dude, we're all bad guys.

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Uh, first of all, I care
about the environment, okay?

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I don't know what about
that makes me a bad guy.

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Yeah. Says the girl who dissolved
the head of ACE Chemicals

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in a bath of his own herbicide.

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Best Earth Day ever. Holla.

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Fables has been teaching me
the ropes of super villainy.

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You were the one saying I
should listen to other people.

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No. I said listen to me, okay?

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You're a bad guy but
you're a good person.

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Uh, I don't know, Ive. Bad is bad.

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Ugh! All right, let me try this again.

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You're like broadcast bad.

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She's cable bad.

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Trust me. You're gonna regret this.

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I can't listen to you when you're
dressed like a '40s housewife

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who's fucking her husband's boss.

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I mean, what is with that outfit?

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What? Oh, I'm just...
I'm going out to...

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- To do environment.
- "To do environment"?

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Ho!

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Oh, God. Is that a bouquet of roses?

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You realize that's like handing
me a bunch of baby heads, right?

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Uh, baby heads. With baby bodies.

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Guess who's one step ahead of you?

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Kite Man.

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This is actually very sweet
of you, what you've done here.

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- Yeah, you look bangin'.
- Oh, God. You make this so hard.

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Okay. Are you ready?

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Uh, did you check out
my apartment number?

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It was a 66. I did a little flip-a-roo

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on that second numero
seis to make it real nice.

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This was a mistake. We should've
just met at the motel again.

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- I feel like that's more of our jam.
- No.

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No, I was just jokin'.

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I'm gonna put it back. I'm putting
it back. I'll put it back, babe.

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So, you sure you don't
wanna go out for dinner?

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- Instead of a movie?
- What? In a public place?

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Yeah, I mean, Kite Man likes to peacock.

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With his peahen.

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- That's a female peacock.
- I understood.

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Uh, let's do a movie.

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Okay? Like, definitely,
a movie is my choice.

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Gotcha. Restaurant next time.

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Nice.

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Okay, Queen. You're up.

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Aw. He is precious.

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But are you sure Cinderella's
mouse is up for the job?

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Ow.

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That answer your question?

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It does, but it actually brings
up a lot of other questions.

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All right. We got a personal
force field to steal.

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The hell?

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Oh, shit.

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Welcome to the Praxis family reunion.

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Damn it, that guy ratted us out.

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- I'm calling off the mission.
- Relax.

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You do your thing. I'll keep them busy.

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Who likes fairy tales?

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Mmm-hmm.

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We did it!

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Fables, let's go! We pulled
off the caper without a...

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- Oh, shit!
- This is horrifying!

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I won't be needing these anymore.

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What did you do?

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I didn't do anything.

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All credit goes to
the Big Bad Wolf here.

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But why?

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You were there. That guy ratted us out.

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So I killed that guy.

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Then everyone saw me kill that guy,

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so I killed everyone.

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You gotta end the bloodline
and prevent any revenge killing.

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I mean, that's just Evil 101.

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Uh, I taught that
class at Boston College,

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and we never covered
anything this fucked up.

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All right, guys. Come
on. Take a look around.

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Make sure I got everyone.

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Make sure they're all dead.

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Uh, yup. Yup.

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You killed the shit out
of everyone. Let's go.

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All right. Let me grab the Three
Little Pigs to clean this mess up.

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Oh, they are cu... Oh, Jesus.

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There we go. Go get 'em, boys.

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Come on. The bones, too.

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Come on. The bones.

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You know, no one ever talks about it

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but it's almost impossible
to get brain out of a cape.

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Did she do the pig thing or...

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That's a yes. So...

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You think I was right to be worried?

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Yes. Oh, my God. Ivy,
you were way right.

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She is... a lot.

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And so now you're gonna
tell her that it's...

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Over. Yes. I'll tell her.

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We'll just go back to being
friends that do not work together.

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Boy, that was some
fun shit, Harley, huh?

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Come on. Up top. And guess what?

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I decided to stick around
a little while longer.

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Help you get that weather machine.

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Oh, that's too generous.

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I don't wanna put you out.

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Nonsense. This is fun.

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I feel like I'm gettin' my groove back.

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Oh, and if you liked the pigs,

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wait till you see the
three blind mice eat a body.

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The mice eat bodies, too?

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Oh, my God.

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Those little bastards can just
gnaw the shit out of a head.

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It takes longer 'cause
they got those little,

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you know, mice teeth, the best!

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Wow. Now, that's fun, Harley, right?

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That's the kinda stuff
you've got ahead of ya.

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Hey, uh, Fables? We need to talk.

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Hey, everybody. Check your shoes.

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Someone stepped in eye. What's up?

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You know, I appreciate how
much of a badass you are,

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I mean, listen, I consider
you a friend and a mentor,

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- and just a real...
- You know what'd be great?

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If you said what you actually mean.

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I just... I think maybe you should
sit out the weather machine heist.

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Your style, it's just
a little... intense.

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Oh. I'm sorry.

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I thought the point
was to get the job done.

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Yeah, but not by
murdering innocent people,

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I mean, it's just a line I won't cross.

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Oh, you got a line, huh?

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Hey, guys. She has a line.

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Superheroes have a line.

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Teen Titans have a line.

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We don't give a fuck.

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Yeah, you know. I think maybe I
just give, like, a microscopic fuck.

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00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:52,495
Well, the Legion of
Doom gives zero fucks.

249
00:10:52,496 --> 00:10:54,230
And if you wanna get in there,

250
00:10:54,231 --> 00:10:56,066
you better start pole vaulting

251
00:10:56,067 --> 00:10:58,469
over those lines you don't wanna cross.

252
00:10:58,470 --> 00:11:00,003
Is that from Mamma Mia?

253
00:11:00,004 --> 00:11:01,370
Thank you for your counsel.

254
00:11:01,371 --> 00:11:03,172
But I believe this is
where we must part ways.

255
00:11:03,173 --> 00:11:06,204
I hope we can remain friends.

256
00:11:08,647 --> 00:11:10,921
Am I the only one whose
asshole's puckering.

257
00:11:10,922 --> 00:11:13,048
I think I clayed myself.

258
00:11:13,049 --> 00:11:16,085
Okay. I'll be on my merry way.

259
00:11:16,086 --> 00:11:18,422
But you're makin' a big mistake.

260
00:11:18,423 --> 00:11:20,389
Rapunzel, Rumpelstiltskin.

261
00:11:20,390 --> 00:11:23,891
Let's go tear some shit up.

262
00:11:27,530 --> 00:11:29,030
Deuces.

263
00:11:31,871 --> 00:11:35,496
Bon soir, bro. Rezzy for two.

264
00:11:35,497 --> 00:11:36,600
Under "Kite Man".

265
00:11:36,601 --> 00:11:39,777
Oh, I'm so sorry, Monsieur Kite Man,

266
00:11:39,778 --> 00:11:42,346
but we are a little backed up.
It will be about 40 minutes.

267
00:11:42,347 --> 00:11:43,930
Uh, excuse me,

268
00:11:43,931 --> 00:11:46,582
well then, what's the point
of making a rezzy here, bro?

269
00:11:46,583 --> 00:11:48,451
I mean, I took my lady out tonight

270
00:11:48,452 --> 00:11:49,584
so we can see and be seen!

271
00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:52,489
No, its fine. Can we just...
Can we just do the movie?

272
00:11:52,490 --> 00:11:54,423
- Let's do the movie.
- But hon, we're here...

273
00:11:54,424 --> 00:11:56,393
I wanted to take you out for din din.

274
00:11:56,394 --> 00:12:00,062
Excuse me. Sir, maybe I'm
listed under "Man, Kite".

275
00:12:00,063 --> 00:12:02,199
Or "The Kite Man", sometimes that.

276
00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,499
Oh. Okay. Wait. Hang on.

277
00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:04,768
I know what happened here.

278
00:12:04,769 --> 00:12:07,971
You don't recognize me without the kite.

279
00:12:07,972 --> 00:12:10,840
- I'm sorry there.
- I think put the kite away maybe?

280
00:12:10,841 --> 00:12:13,109
Well, that's actually
easier said than done.

281
00:12:13,110 --> 00:12:16,283
Um, somebody got an Allen key?

282
00:12:16,284 --> 00:12:17,384
_

283
00:12:26,557 --> 00:12:27,624
Hey, what's he doing here?

284
00:12:27,625 --> 00:12:28,983
I thought he was loyal to Fable.

285
00:12:28,984 --> 00:12:31,829
He's a mercenary, loyal
to the almighty dollar.

286
00:12:31,830 --> 00:12:35,830
An adorable little soldier
of fortune, isn't he?

287
00:12:38,236 --> 00:12:41,404
Huh. I thought you said this thing
was protected by a bunch of lasers?

288
00:12:41,405 --> 00:12:43,990
That's what the blueprints said.

289
00:12:54,851 --> 00:12:55,851
_

290
00:12:58,075 --> 00:12:59,167
Oh, there they are.

291
00:12:59,168 --> 00:13:02,034
Look. If it wasn't lasers,
it was gonna be lung cancer.

292
00:13:02,035 --> 00:13:04,260
I have never seen a
mouse smoke unfiltered,

293
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:06,312
human-sized cigarettes to that degree.

294
00:13:06,313 --> 00:13:09,087
Okay, guys, y'know, if my
body gets diced up by lasers,

295
00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:10,702
I don't know, you do
something fun with it,

296
00:13:10,703 --> 00:13:12,469
like mail my ear to a random family

297
00:13:12,470 --> 00:13:13,704
and say, "We have your daughter".

298
00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:16,394
You know, something like that.

299
00:13:34,893 --> 00:13:38,494
Hello, Legion of Doom.

300
00:13:38,495 --> 00:13:39,784
That's right, Mayor.

301
00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:42,172
We'll raise the temperature
of Gotham by one degree

302
00:13:42,173 --> 00:13:44,301
every minute till ya
give us a billion dollars!

303
00:13:45,465 --> 00:13:48,029
And you produce Clayface's
Fuller House reboot...

304
00:13:48,030 --> 00:13:49,130
Fullest House.

305
00:13:49,131 --> 00:13:50,541
I have an inexpensive way in...

306
00:13:50,542 --> 00:13:53,309
Not more people. A smaller house.

307
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:55,345
You know what you and
your crew are, Ms. Quinn?

308
00:13:55,346 --> 00:13:56,437
A scourge.

309
00:13:56,438 --> 00:13:58,281
Hey, look at that, the Mayor upgraded us

310
00:13:58,282 --> 00:13:59,582
from nuisance to "scourge"!

311
00:13:59,583 --> 00:14:01,917
Ooh, we skipped over "menace"?

312
00:14:01,918 --> 00:14:03,199
That's a big jump.

313
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,223
That's what happens when
ya steal the unstealable.

314
00:14:05,224 --> 00:14:07,290
Thanks for doing that, by the way.

315
00:14:07,291 --> 00:14:09,999
I'll be taking that weather machine now.

316
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,000
Hey, Mayor, I'll call ya back.

317
00:14:11,001 --> 00:14:12,574
You fucked up, Harley.

318
00:14:12,575 --> 00:14:14,797
Y'know, I do a lot of that, so
you're gonna have to be more specific.

319
00:14:14,798 --> 00:14:15,965
You pissed me off

320
00:14:15,966 --> 00:14:18,668
and then let me walk away in one piece?

321
00:14:18,669 --> 00:14:20,970
Rookie mistake, right, Big Bad?

322
00:14:21,972 --> 00:14:23,273
I can't believe you're doing this.

323
00:14:23,274 --> 00:14:24,999
I broke you out of Arkham!

324
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,043
I even helped ya sign up for
Tinder so ya can get your fuck on.

325
00:14:28,044 --> 00:14:29,258
I mean, we're friends!

326
00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:32,548
Sometimes doing whatever it takes
means fucking over your friends.

327
00:14:32,549 --> 00:14:34,250
Hand over that weather machine.

328
00:14:34,251 --> 00:14:36,152
Over my dead body.

329
00:14:36,153 --> 00:14:37,752
All right. How you wanna go?

330
00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:40,456
Little Bo Peep could beat the shit
outta ya with her shepherd's stick.

331
00:14:40,457 --> 00:14:42,992
Just tell me if you want
casket open or closed.

332
00:14:47,122 --> 00:14:49,399
What the hell kinda
fairy tale is he from?

333
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:50,533
Well, from the looks of him,

334
00:14:50,534 --> 00:14:52,268
one of those Danish
ones that's super racist.

335
00:14:52,269 --> 00:14:54,670
He's not with me.

336
00:14:57,575 --> 00:15:00,612
Um, anyone have another
magical storybook?

337
00:15:00,613 --> 00:15:03,064
Shit, I mean, is there a B. Dalton

338
00:15:03,065 --> 00:15:05,637
or a Waldenbooks in this motherfucker?

339
00:15:08,085 --> 00:15:09,286
Who the hell are you?

340
00:15:09,287 --> 00:15:12,622
- I am Jason Praxis.
- Who?

341
00:15:12,623 --> 00:15:14,222
Last surviving member

342
00:15:14,223 --> 00:15:17,860
of the 25th Annual Praxis
Family Reunion and Jamboree.

343
00:15:17,861 --> 00:15:21,196
- Who?
- You murdered all of my family!

344
00:15:21,197 --> 00:15:22,800
Oh, shit.

345
00:15:22,801 --> 00:15:25,135
Yeah, I did that.

346
00:15:25,136 --> 00:15:28,739
Uh, hey, yeah, I'm just checkin'
to see if my buzzer is broken

347
00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:31,240
'cause you said it'd be 45
minutes and it's been 40...

348
00:15:31,241 --> 00:15:32,923
Oh. It's been 47.

349
00:15:32,924 --> 00:15:34,577
I've got a riddle for you.

350
00:15:34,578 --> 00:15:37,013
Who's hungry, but doesn't
have a reservation?

351
00:15:37,014 --> 00:15:40,149
Monsieur Riddler,
looking well. Right this way.

352
00:15:40,150 --> 00:15:41,725
Y'know what, it's cool.

353
00:15:41,726 --> 00:15:43,887
Let's just... Let's go.
Let's get out of here.

354
00:15:43,888 --> 00:15:45,755
Uh, maybe you could just drop your name.

355
00:15:45,756 --> 00:15:48,310
- I mean, is it weird for me to...
- Yeah, a little bit.

356
00:15:48,311 --> 00:15:51,093
- I'd rather just not do that...
- Totally get it.

357
00:15:51,094 --> 00:15:54,098
- Yeah. I mean, you're a very humble person.
- No! Don't... Do not...

358
00:15:54,099 --> 00:15:55,670
- Do not do that.
- Whoa. Babe,

359
00:15:55,671 --> 00:15:57,458
did you used to work here or something?

360
00:15:57,459 --> 00:15:58,893
Did you fuck the manager?

361
00:15:58,894 --> 00:16:02,667
No judgement if ya did.
Kite Man is very secure.

362
00:16:02,668 --> 00:16:04,306
- Great.
- Wait.

363
00:16:04,307 --> 00:16:06,442
The sunglasses, the hat...

364
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:08,144
Are you embarrassed to be seen with me?

365
00:16:08,145 --> 00:16:11,614
- Can we talk about this somewhere else?
- Oh, my God.

366
00:16:11,615 --> 00:16:13,683
- No.
- You are embarrassed.

367
00:16:13,684 --> 00:16:16,577
Is there even lingerie
under that trench coat?

368
00:16:16,578 --> 00:16:18,955
- Kite Man, look.
- No, you Kite Man look.

369
00:16:18,956 --> 00:16:20,757
You think I'm some D-list piece of shit

370
00:16:20,758 --> 00:16:22,758
that went to REI and
bought a hang-glider.

371
00:16:22,759 --> 00:16:23,952
I don't think that...

372
00:16:23,953 --> 00:16:25,796
But I mean, that is
what happened, right?

373
00:16:25,797 --> 00:16:29,298
Oh, I'm sorry I can't make plants

374
00:16:29,299 --> 00:16:32,234
do all sorts of shit with my mind.

375
00:16:32,235 --> 00:16:34,271
We can't all be Poison Ivy!

376
00:16:34,272 --> 00:16:37,306
Look! The table's ready.
Let's just... Let's go eat.

377
00:16:37,307 --> 00:16:38,609
I believe I've lost my appetite.

378
00:16:38,610 --> 00:16:39,877
Kite Man, please don't do this.

379
00:16:39,878 --> 00:16:42,878
You're the one doing the "this".

380
00:16:51,522 --> 00:16:53,624
Ah! I thought you ended the bloodline?

381
00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:56,470
I didn't leave anyone alive.
Did you see anyone alive?

382
00:16:56,471 --> 00:16:59,662
- Eh...
- "Eh"? What is "Eh"?

383
00:16:59,663 --> 00:17:02,699
I may have seen one person left alive.

384
00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:04,777
What? How long have you been sittin'

385
00:17:04,778 --> 00:17:06,470
on this little nugget of information?

386
00:17:06,471 --> 00:17:08,806
It was nothin'. It was
just a little girl...

387
00:17:08,807 --> 00:17:12,318
With like a blonde... ponytail.

388
00:17:13,478 --> 00:17:14,745
Oh, shit.

389
00:17:14,746 --> 00:17:18,280
And that's why you always end the what?

390
00:17:18,281 --> 00:17:19,615
The bloodline.

391
00:17:19,616 --> 00:17:22,585
The motherfucking bloodline. Yes!

392
00:17:22,586 --> 00:17:24,787
My family was close.

393
00:17:24,788 --> 00:17:26,757
Not Appalachian hillbilly close,

394
00:17:26,758 --> 00:17:28,290
but we leaned on each other.

395
00:17:28,291 --> 00:17:31,295
We made each other laugh.

396
00:17:31,296 --> 00:17:33,764
That all changed when you showed up.

397
00:17:38,103 --> 00:17:41,372
My brothers gone. Aunts, uncles, gone.

398
00:17:41,373 --> 00:17:44,540
My cousin twice removed,
completely removed!

399
00:17:46,611 --> 00:17:48,813
I was so distraught.

400
00:17:48,814 --> 00:17:53,316
I threw myself against the
electrified fence at S.T.A.R. Labs,

401
00:17:53,317 --> 00:17:55,418
but instead of killing me, it...

402
00:17:55,419 --> 00:17:58,189
- Gave him powers.
- It gave me powers!

403
00:17:58,190 --> 00:18:01,557
Every goddamn time.
And now he wants to...

404
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:04,498
- I seek revenge!
- That.

405
00:18:04,499 --> 00:18:06,272
Is there anythin' we can
do to make this right?

406
00:18:06,273 --> 00:18:09,700
Not unless you can bring my
family back from the dead.

407
00:18:09,701 --> 00:18:11,970
Hang on. Lemme check. Anyone?

408
00:18:11,971 --> 00:18:15,672
Yeah, no, we can't do
that. Your second choice?

409
00:18:15,673 --> 00:18:18,222
Kill all of you!

410
00:18:20,529 --> 00:18:23,113
Ooh, I didn't even
know he could do that.

411
00:18:23,114 --> 00:18:26,334
I should tell you I woke up this
morning with a post-nasal thing,

412
00:18:26,335 --> 00:18:29,451
drank a lot of cough syrup and
I can't hold this much longer.

413
00:18:29,452 --> 00:18:31,787
Is there a third choice, Mr. Praxis?

414
00:18:31,788 --> 00:18:35,959
Hand over Queen of Fables
and the rest of you can live.

415
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:37,863
All right. Let's come
up with a plan here.

416
00:18:37,864 --> 00:18:40,387
- Already got one.
- Hey, what the...

417
00:18:40,388 --> 00:18:42,220
I'm comin' out with the Queen.

418
00:18:45,805 --> 00:18:48,604
She's all yours.

419
00:18:52,375 --> 00:18:53,425
Hey.

420
00:18:53,426 --> 00:18:55,704
Look, I got you a real nine.

421
00:18:55,705 --> 00:18:56,981
So you don't have to, like,

422
00:18:56,982 --> 00:19:00,816
turn your six upside down
to make the, you know, 69.

423
00:19:01,986 --> 00:19:03,886
Kite Man, I'm here to apologize.

424
00:19:03,887 --> 00:19:06,556
- Apology accepted.
- That wasn't the apology part.

425
00:19:06,557 --> 00:19:08,324
Oh, right. Then by all means, continue.

426
00:19:08,325 --> 00:19:09,325
Okay.

427
00:19:09,326 --> 00:19:12,129
I am genuinely sorry for how
I acted at the restaurant.

428
00:19:12,130 --> 00:19:14,998
I mean, I pretend like
I'm this like badass

429
00:19:14,999 --> 00:19:16,732
who doesn't care what
people think, but...

430
00:19:16,733 --> 00:19:17,893
But you do.

431
00:19:17,894 --> 00:19:20,083
Right, which is why I said "I pretend".

432
00:19:20,084 --> 00:19:22,139
No, no, no, I get it.

433
00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:26,210
When you have a superpower like
being able to control all plant life,

434
00:19:26,211 --> 00:19:30,247
or having a kite, there's just
so much you gotta live up to.

435
00:19:30,248 --> 00:19:33,415
I love that you think
that that's a power.

436
00:19:33,416 --> 00:19:34,951
Y'know, it's great.

437
00:19:34,952 --> 00:19:38,162
I wish I had that kind of
insane level of confidence.

438
00:19:38,163 --> 00:19:40,891
It's like, you genuinely do not
care what other people think.

439
00:19:40,892 --> 00:19:42,691
I care about what you think.

440
00:19:42,692 --> 00:19:44,560
Aw, that's really sweet of you to say.

441
00:19:44,561 --> 00:19:47,587
And... I care about dat ass.

442
00:19:47,588 --> 00:19:51,300
Okay. Look, you're not traditionally
the kind of dude I date.

443
00:19:51,301 --> 00:19:52,768
Y'know, you're just not.

444
00:19:52,769 --> 00:19:57,140
But against all logic
and reason, I do like you.

445
00:19:57,141 --> 00:19:58,675
Like, like-like?

446
00:19:58,676 --> 00:20:00,943
- I mean, we've had sex.
- Nice.

447
00:20:00,944 --> 00:20:03,547
Oh, hey. This is my roommate Bill,

448
00:20:03,548 --> 00:20:05,506
AKA the Bill-doe.

449
00:20:05,507 --> 00:20:07,584
Hey. I'm Ivy.

450
00:20:07,585 --> 00:20:10,487
I'm... I'm his girlfriend.

451
00:20:10,488 --> 00:20:11,906
Hell, yeah.

452
00:20:12,959 --> 00:20:18,162
I'm gonna send your ass to the
happily never after, Fables!

453
00:20:18,163 --> 00:20:20,497
Seriously? You liked that?

454
00:20:20,498 --> 00:20:23,008
Indeed. Terse. Lucid.

455
00:20:23,009 --> 00:20:26,536
Organically wove the theme
of his target into the barb!

456
00:20:26,537 --> 00:20:28,771
- A triumph!
- I'm gonna get some more cough syrup.

457
00:20:28,772 --> 00:20:30,007
C'mon, Harley,

458
00:20:30,008 --> 00:20:31,909
you don't have it in you to do this.

459
00:20:31,910 --> 00:20:33,777
You have a "line", remember?

460
00:20:33,778 --> 00:20:37,280
Yeah. That's what I used to think, too.

461
00:20:37,281 --> 00:20:40,432
For House... Praxis!

462
00:20:44,689 --> 00:20:46,088
'Ey, guess what?

463
00:20:46,089 --> 00:20:47,290
You're not dead.

464
00:20:47,291 --> 00:20:49,526
Force field, baby! I
slipped it on your wrist.

465
00:20:49,527 --> 00:20:51,160
Damn. You set me up.

466
00:20:51,161 --> 00:20:52,395
You tricky bitch.

467
00:20:52,396 --> 00:20:54,507
I would never send a
friend to her death,

468
00:20:54,508 --> 00:20:56,533
even one that tried to screw me over.

469
00:20:56,534 --> 00:20:58,701
So, you're just gonna let me go?

470
00:20:58,702 --> 00:21:00,037
Yeah. I got the weather machine.

471
00:21:00,038 --> 00:21:02,005
I won and I did it my way.

472
00:21:02,006 --> 00:21:04,156
I'm a bad guy, not a bad person.

473
00:21:04,157 --> 00:21:05,390
You're a dumb person.

474
00:21:05,391 --> 00:21:08,411
You're gonna regret letting me
walk out of here alive, Quinn.

475
00:21:08,412 --> 00:21:10,464
Don't forget your little book.

476
00:21:13,860 --> 00:21:17,760
Oh, no. He's waking up and I
cannot deal with awkward situations.

477
00:21:17,761 --> 00:21:19,789
D-Did I vanquish her?

478
00:21:19,790 --> 00:21:22,424
Please, tell me I avenged my family?

479
00:21:22,425 --> 00:21:24,229
Uh, yeah?

480
00:21:24,230 --> 00:21:25,488
Thank God.

481
00:21:25,489 --> 00:21:28,314
I can finally start...

482
00:21:28,315 --> 00:21:30,600
Fables!

483
00:21:30,601 --> 00:21:32,535
Why?

484
00:21:32,536 --> 00:21:33,928
Oh, my goodness.

485
00:21:33,929 --> 00:21:37,106
Can you believe, with all
that ending-the-bloodline talk,

486
00:21:37,107 --> 00:21:40,010
I almost forgot this guy? Jeez.

487
00:21:42,119 --> 00:21:44,446
All right, now I'm going.

488
00:21:44,447 --> 00:21:46,372
So what did I miss?

489
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:50,272
Oh, my God! A lot, I guess.

490
00:21:52,656 --> 00:21:55,225
Try "NeilPatrickHarris1".

491
00:21:55,226 --> 00:21:58,761
Clayface, is that
your personal password?

492
00:21:58,762 --> 00:22:00,130
- No.
- Okay.

493
00:22:00,131 --> 00:22:02,565
Well, it doesn't work anyway.

494
00:22:02,566 --> 00:22:04,066
So, lemme just get this straight.

495
00:22:04,067 --> 00:22:06,840
You went through two
heists, sacrificed a family

496
00:22:06,841 --> 00:22:08,102
and that weird electric guy

497
00:22:08,103 --> 00:22:10,774
just to steal an unstealable
weather machine,

498
00:22:10,775 --> 00:22:12,642
but didn't realize that
you needed a password?

499
00:22:12,643 --> 00:22:14,477
Ooh, unstealable! Try that.

500
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,881
Too many failed log in attempts.

501
00:22:17,882 --> 00:22:19,745
Initiating self-destruct.

502
00:22:21,484 --> 00:22:23,553
Oh, shit.

503
00:22:28,578 --> 00:22:31,078
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