1 00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:09,343 Who are you? 2 00:00:10,526 --> 00:00:12,079 Oh. I'm supposed to do what? 3 00:00:12,638 --> 00:00:15,181 Yeah, w-no, I got a-I got a baby. 4 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:16,349 I've had two hours of sleep. 5 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:17,851 I don't have time for this. It... 6 00:00:19,311 --> 00:00:20,562 Fine. 7 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:25,691 Here's what you missed last week. 8 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,276 Okay. 9 00:00:28,377 --> 00:00:29,944 Do you wanna join me? 10 00:00:29,945 --> 00:00:31,111 Faye Donahue. 11 00:00:31,112 --> 00:00:32,165 Is that you? 12 00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:33,616 At high school graduation. 13 00:00:33,617 --> 00:00:35,286 Right before everything changed forever. 14 00:00:35,287 --> 00:00:37,202 Kyle Holmes was my fiancé. 15 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:38,961 Who is this Kyle guy? 16 00:00:38,962 --> 00:00:40,601 You know what you did! 17 00:00:40,602 --> 00:00:42,775 I don't. I swear. 18 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:43,917 Claudia Nicolo. 19 00:00:43,918 --> 00:00:45,704 I left you a little something on the nightstand. 20 00:00:45,705 --> 00:00:48,046 - I'm not a prostitute. - Yes, I did think 21 00:00:48,047 --> 00:00:50,257 you were a prostitute when I picked you up on Ho Corner, 22 00:00:50,258 --> 00:00:53,177 but I see now that you are more than that. 23 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:55,919 Oh, hello. Aunt Oopie here. 24 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:57,890 Aunt Oopie's got everything covered here. 25 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,266 I'm gonna teach Fred 26 00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:01,310 and that little colored boy about the Gettysburg Address. 27 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:03,228 I'm sorry. Wha-what was that part? 28 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:05,352 She can't be Fred's guardian, Tami. 29 00:01:05,353 --> 00:01:07,199 She's racist as fuck. 30 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:10,289 Miss Brenda, are you inviting me to the cookout? 31 00:01:10,290 --> 00:01:11,999 I am inviting you to the cookout. 32 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,002 Look at all these beautiful, highly educated, 33 00:01:15,003 --> 00:01:16,629 wealthy black people. 34 00:01:16,630 --> 00:01:17,713 - All doctors? - Mm-hmm. 35 00:01:17,714 --> 00:01:18,998 I love it. 36 00:01:18,999 --> 00:01:20,466 What the shit is this? 37 00:01:20,467 --> 00:01:21,926 Our youth leader program. 38 00:01:21,927 --> 00:01:23,386 These are our future police? 39 00:01:23,387 --> 00:01:24,971 - Doubt it. - Your mission: 40 00:01:24,972 --> 00:01:27,098 police this neighborhood between point A and B. 41 00:01:27,099 --> 00:01:29,433 Move out! Go! Go! Go! Go! 42 00:01:29,434 --> 00:01:30,685 I think we should get married. 43 00:01:30,686 --> 00:01:32,145 What? 44 00:01:32,146 --> 00:01:34,397 Then we can't testify against each other. 45 00:01:34,398 --> 00:01:36,315 Staying out of jail's a crap reason to get married. 46 00:01:36,316 --> 00:01:37,358 No. We fucking love each other. 47 00:01:37,359 --> 00:01:38,693 That's why we're gonna get married. 48 00:01:38,694 --> 00:01:40,319 It's marriage that I don't know if I love. 49 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:42,165 I wanna know how you feel, you know? 50 00:01:45,158 --> 00:01:46,451 Fuck. 51 00:01:56,583 --> 00:02:01,424 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 52 00:02:01,425 --> 00:02:04,552 ? Think of all the luck you got ? 53 00:02:04,553 --> 00:02:07,847 ? Know that it's not for naught ? 54 00:02:07,848 --> 00:02:10,975 ? You were beaming once before ? 55 00:02:10,976 --> 00:02:15,313 ? But it's not like that anymore ? 56 00:02:15,314 --> 00:02:18,691 ? What is this downside ? 57 00:02:18,692 --> 00:02:22,069 ? That you speak of? ? 58 00:02:22,070 --> 00:02:24,155 ? What is this feeling ? 59 00:02:24,156 --> 00:02:29,118 ? You're so sure of? ? 60 00:02:35,584 --> 00:02:39,378 ? Round up the friends you got ? 61 00:02:39,379 --> 00:02:41,297 ? Know that they're not for naught ? 62 00:02:41,298 --> 00:02:45,760 ? You were willing once before ? 63 00:02:45,761 --> 00:02:49,847 ? But it's not like that anymore ? 64 00:02:49,848 --> 00:02:53,059 ? What is this downside ? 65 00:02:53,060 --> 00:02:56,479 ? That you speak of? ? 66 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:58,648 ? What is this feeling ? 67 00:02:58,649 --> 00:03:02,402 ? You're so sure of? ? 68 00:03:05,947 --> 00:03:08,492 Mm. 69 00:03:41,525 --> 00:03:44,068 Who's riding a lawn mower around the block? 70 00:03:46,613 --> 00:03:48,322 Gotta be kidding me. 71 00:04:01,002 --> 00:04:02,295 Oh, hey. 72 00:04:04,381 --> 00:04:06,925 Why don't you get out of here? I'll call you later. 73 00:04:11,513 --> 00:04:12,921 Who's that? 74 00:04:13,394 --> 00:04:15,182 Byron. Cute, huh? 75 00:04:15,183 --> 00:04:16,768 Super tight asshole. 76 00:04:19,312 --> 00:04:20,771 You're a top now? 77 00:04:20,772 --> 00:04:21,981 Verse. 78 00:04:21,982 --> 00:04:23,190 Who knew? 79 00:04:26,319 --> 00:04:27,528 Hey, you seen this? 80 00:04:27,529 --> 00:04:28,654 Jesus! 81 00:04:28,655 --> 00:04:29,697 It's the hospital bill. 82 00:04:29,698 --> 00:04:31,907 Childbirth, emergency surgery, 83 00:04:31,908 --> 00:04:33,367 ICU... 84 00:04:33,368 --> 00:04:34,577 How much? 85 00:04:34,578 --> 00:04:36,036 Thirty-six hundred. 86 00:04:36,037 --> 00:04:37,580 - Wow. - That's after insurance. 87 00:04:37,581 --> 00:04:38,914 I mean, how are we gonna pay this? 88 00:04:38,915 --> 00:04:40,249 Here. 89 00:04:40,250 --> 00:04:42,543 That's easy. We're not. 90 00:04:42,544 --> 00:04:44,712 We already brought him home. What are they gonna do? 91 00:04:44,713 --> 00:04:45,994 Take him back? 92 00:04:47,591 --> 00:04:50,795 Well, they delivered our baby and saved my life. 93 00:04:50,796 --> 00:04:52,619 Yeah, and that was their choice. 94 00:04:52,620 --> 00:04:54,597 They didn't give me the option of leaving Fred in the oven 95 00:04:54,598 --> 00:04:57,016 or letting you die on the operating table. 96 00:04:57,017 --> 00:04:59,101 So you would've let me die? 97 00:04:59,102 --> 00:05:01,521 I mean, if I knew it was gonna cost us four grand... 98 00:05:02,272 --> 00:05:03,731 ...yeah, maybe. 99 00:05:03,732 --> 00:05:05,868 Look, we have to pay this. 100 00:05:05,869 --> 00:05:07,704 Tami, no, we don't. 101 00:05:09,358 --> 00:05:12,305 Isn't not paying your bills stealing? 102 00:05:12,306 --> 00:05:13,532 No. 103 00:05:13,533 --> 00:05:16,076 Charging us money while your life is on the line, 104 00:05:16,077 --> 00:05:17,411 that's extortion. 105 00:05:17,412 --> 00:05:18,412 - Right? - Hmm. 106 00:05:18,413 --> 00:05:20,697 We're, uh, Robin Hooding, you know? 107 00:05:20,698 --> 00:05:23,458 We're stealing from the rich, giving to the poor. 108 00:05:24,544 --> 00:05:26,295 You're not Robin Hood. 109 00:05:26,296 --> 00:05:27,838 Yeah, but I'm poor. 110 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:29,800 So, what, so you steal stuff? 111 00:05:30,634 --> 00:05:33,093 Sometimes. 112 00:05:33,094 --> 00:05:35,095 Like what? 113 00:05:35,096 --> 00:05:37,074 I don't know. It's a long list. 114 00:05:37,075 --> 00:05:39,099 Okay, well, like, uh, 115 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:40,968 food from the grocery store? 116 00:05:40,969 --> 00:05:42,353 Yeah, like food from anywhere. 117 00:05:42,354 --> 00:05:43,479 Money? 118 00:05:44,773 --> 00:05:46,346 That a real question? 119 00:05:47,108 --> 00:05:48,609 What-cars? 120 00:05:48,610 --> 00:05:49,941 No. 121 00:05:49,942 --> 00:05:52,239 But, uh, never say never. 122 00:05:55,075 --> 00:05:56,243 Wow. 123 00:05:58,036 --> 00:05:59,136 "Wow" what? 124 00:06:00,413 --> 00:06:01,831 No, you're just... 125 00:06:01,832 --> 00:06:04,548 exactly the role model I always wanted for my kid. 126 00:06:05,460 --> 00:06:06,961 Next up, 127 00:06:06,962 --> 00:06:08,587 a Florida man was found dead today, 128 00:06:08,588 --> 00:06:10,714 facedown in the lobster tank of a Tampa grocery store. 129 00:06:10,715 --> 00:06:13,950 Here you go. A proper breakfast. 130 00:06:13,951 --> 00:06:17,304 The sugar in this cereal will kill you. 131 00:06:17,305 --> 00:06:18,597 In your case, however, 132 00:06:18,598 --> 00:06:20,641 I suspect that your lifestyle will kill you 133 00:06:20,642 --> 00:06:22,644 - before your diet does. - Ah. 134 00:06:24,688 --> 00:06:26,146 Was that Mickey this morning? 135 00:06:26,147 --> 00:06:28,060 - Yup. - Where's he been? 136 00:06:28,061 --> 00:06:29,650 With a twink named Byron. 137 00:06:29,651 --> 00:06:30,860 Twink? 138 00:06:30,861 --> 00:06:32,361 You know, like Ms. Del Rey's kid. 139 00:06:32,362 --> 00:06:33,790 Yoga pants and glitter. 140 00:06:33,791 --> 00:06:36,490 Eh, not always. But yeah, sure. 141 00:06:36,491 --> 00:06:37,783 So if you tell someone 142 00:06:37,784 --> 00:06:39,054 you're not marrying them, 143 00:06:39,055 --> 00:06:40,887 that means they can sleep with other people? 144 00:06:40,888 --> 00:06:41,912 No. 145 00:06:41,913 --> 00:06:45,333 But Mickey's emotional IQ is lower than Carl's actual IQ. 146 00:06:46,459 --> 00:06:47,626 Shit. You're fucked, dude. 147 00:06:47,627 --> 00:06:49,545 Nah, he'll work it out of his system 148 00:06:49,546 --> 00:06:50,997 and we'll talk it out like adults. 149 00:06:50,998 --> 00:06:52,207 It'll be fine. 150 00:06:52,757 --> 00:06:54,508 Hang on to your wallets, everyone. 151 00:06:54,509 --> 00:06:55,676 Lip is here. 152 00:06:55,677 --> 00:06:58,232 Oh, there's my gorgeous niece. 153 00:06:58,233 --> 00:07:00,097 Prettier... mwah... than Megyn Kelly 154 00:07:00,098 --> 00:07:01,307 and smarter too. 155 00:07:01,308 --> 00:07:03,350 Oh, objectified by America 156 00:07:03,351 --> 00:07:06,103 and sexually harassed by your bosses? 157 00:07:06,104 --> 00:07:07,771 It's every girl's dream. 158 00:07:07,772 --> 00:07:09,857 - Megyn Kelly? - A blonde news host. 159 00:07:09,858 --> 00:07:11,609 She thinks Santa's white. 160 00:07:11,610 --> 00:07:12,818 He's not? 161 00:07:12,819 --> 00:07:14,361 - No. - Yes, honeybun! 162 00:07:14,362 --> 00:07:16,427 Hey, did I hear a girly bike pull up this morning? 163 00:07:16,428 --> 00:07:18,532 - Mickey. - He's dating a twink now. 164 00:07:18,533 --> 00:07:19,885 Oh, so you leaving him at the altar, 165 00:07:19,886 --> 00:07:21,035 that's become a thing, huh? 166 00:07:21,036 --> 00:07:22,802 I-I didn't leave him at the altar. 167 00:07:22,803 --> 00:07:24,502 - Yes, you did. - I mean... 168 00:07:24,503 --> 00:07:25,706 It was City Hall. 169 00:07:25,707 --> 00:07:27,671 We were only getting married to outsmart the cops. 170 00:07:27,672 --> 00:07:30,146 You made the right decision. 171 00:07:30,147 --> 00:07:34,267 Marriage is a sacred union between a man and a woman. 172 00:07:34,883 --> 00:07:36,216 What's that smell? 173 00:07:36,217 --> 00:07:37,760 Self-righteousness. 174 00:07:37,761 --> 00:07:40,554 No. The air smells... clean. 175 00:07:40,555 --> 00:07:43,187 Where is Frank? Haven't seen him in a while. 176 00:07:43,188 --> 00:07:45,017 Enjoy it while it lasts. 177 00:07:45,018 --> 00:07:48,062 He'll be back to stinking up the place in no time, right? 178 00:07:50,273 --> 00:07:51,607 Oh, there you go. 179 00:07:51,608 --> 00:07:52,729 Frank Gallagher, 180 00:07:52,730 --> 00:07:55,770 the court reduces your charge to a misdemeanor 181 00:07:55,771 --> 00:07:58,238 and sentences you to 30 days in rehab. 182 00:07:58,239 --> 00:08:00,491 The deviant thug who tried to steal 183 00:08:00,492 --> 00:08:02,409 this bright young man's future, 184 00:08:02,410 --> 00:08:03,869 Kyle Holmes, 185 00:08:03,870 --> 00:08:06,287 I hereby sentence you to 45 years in prison. 186 00:08:06,288 --> 00:08:07,354 Sentences you 187 00:08:07,355 --> 00:08:08,707 to 30 days in rehab. 188 00:08:08,708 --> 00:08:10,584 Forty-five years for possession. 189 00:08:10,585 --> 00:08:12,086 Thirty days in rehab. 190 00:08:12,087 --> 00:08:14,880 Forty-five years. Thirty days in rehab. 191 00:08:14,881 --> 00:08:16,298 Forty... 192 00:08:16,299 --> 00:08:18,051 Good morning. 193 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:20,761 Do you need a diaper change? 194 00:08:20,762 --> 00:08:22,596 Please let me go. 195 00:08:22,597 --> 00:08:25,371 As soon as you admit what you did to my poor Kyle. 196 00:08:25,372 --> 00:08:28,310 I told you, I don't remember who Kyle is. 197 00:08:28,311 --> 00:08:29,437 Liar. 198 00:08:30,271 --> 00:08:31,980 Maybe if I had a drink. 199 00:08:31,981 --> 00:08:34,274 I'm a lot more lucid when I'm drunk. 200 00:08:34,275 --> 00:08:36,308 Sounds like a lovely idea. 201 00:08:37,445 --> 00:08:40,406 Is that a Balvenie? Thirty year? 202 00:08:40,407 --> 00:08:42,616 Don't! Oh, don't! Don't! Don't! 203 00:08:42,617 --> 00:08:44,246 No, please, don't do that! 204 00:08:44,247 --> 00:08:46,161 Tell me what you did to Kyle. 205 00:08:46,162 --> 00:08:47,413 Do you have any idea 206 00:08:47,414 --> 00:08:48,914 how many millions of brain cells 207 00:08:48,915 --> 00:08:50,916 I've destroyed since the '90s? 208 00:08:50,917 --> 00:08:52,358 I'm so sober right now, 209 00:08:52,359 --> 00:08:54,003 I can't even make anything up! 210 00:08:54,004 --> 00:08:55,462 Tell me the truth. 211 00:08:55,463 --> 00:08:56,964 I don't remember! I don't! 212 00:08:56,965 --> 00:08:59,426 I'm sorry, but I don't. 213 00:09:02,804 --> 00:09:04,763 You really don't remember? 214 00:09:04,764 --> 00:09:06,636 I swear. 215 00:09:06,637 --> 00:09:08,242 Please. 216 00:09:08,243 --> 00:09:10,644 Then I'm gonna have to make you remember. 217 00:09:20,587 --> 00:09:22,190 Bring your chastity belt, Jerry, 218 00:09:22,191 --> 00:09:23,824 because I am going to fuck everybody 219 00:09:23,825 --> 00:09:26,505 who had anything to do with this shit show of a deal, 220 00:09:26,506 --> 00:09:27,995 starting with you! 221 00:09:28,997 --> 00:09:30,979 Oh, I'm sorry, pussycat. 222 00:09:30,980 --> 00:09:32,346 Did I wake you? 223 00:09:33,835 --> 00:09:35,253 Mm. 224 00:09:36,171 --> 00:09:40,215 Ugh. My lunch has turned into a teleconference with Dubai. 225 00:09:40,216 --> 00:09:42,176 Can I impose on you to do me a favor? 226 00:09:42,177 --> 00:09:44,094 Of course. What? 227 00:09:44,095 --> 00:09:47,181 Great. Um, can you pick Julia up after school? 228 00:09:47,182 --> 00:09:49,349 - Julia? - My kid. 229 00:09:49,350 --> 00:09:52,019 Oh. Did I not tell you about her? 230 00:09:52,020 --> 00:09:53,562 No. 231 00:09:53,563 --> 00:09:54,646 But that's cool. 232 00:09:54,647 --> 00:09:56,190 I didn't tell you about my kid either. 233 00:09:56,191 --> 00:09:57,731 Franny. She's four. 234 00:09:57,732 --> 00:09:59,276 Oh, God. 235 00:09:59,277 --> 00:10:03,155 They are so perfect at that age, aren't they? 236 00:10:03,156 --> 00:10:06,033 Okay, so St. Judith Prep, 237 00:10:06,034 --> 00:10:07,284 2:30-ish. 238 00:10:07,285 --> 00:10:09,536 She has a class that she goes to after. 239 00:10:09,537 --> 00:10:11,132 She knows how to get you there. 240 00:10:11,133 --> 00:10:12,790 You don't think it'll be kind of weird, 241 00:10:12,791 --> 00:10:14,608 some strange woman showing up, 242 00:10:14,609 --> 00:10:16,210 saying, "Get in my car, little girl"? 243 00:10:16,211 --> 00:10:19,546 Uh, no. She's used to it by now. 244 00:10:19,547 --> 00:10:22,758 All right, platinum card is on the dresser for a snack, 245 00:10:22,759 --> 00:10:24,510 but it has to be healthy. 246 00:10:24,511 --> 00:10:26,804 She is going to throw one of her tantrums 247 00:10:26,805 --> 00:10:28,722 for something fried. 248 00:10:28,723 --> 00:10:31,058 She's a terror. Stay strong. 249 00:10:31,059 --> 00:10:32,321 Later, girlfriend. 250 00:10:33,357 --> 00:10:34,457 "Girlfriend"? 251 00:10:35,271 --> 00:10:36,438 Oh. 252 00:10:36,439 --> 00:10:39,191 No, I-I just meant, uh, 253 00:10:39,192 --> 00:10:41,777 friend that's a girl. 254 00:10:41,778 --> 00:10:42,861 Right? 255 00:10:42,862 --> 00:10:44,364 I like "girlfriend." 256 00:10:45,490 --> 00:10:46,590 Me too. 257 00:10:47,575 --> 00:10:48,827 Ooh! 258 00:10:50,745 --> 00:10:51,845 Bye. 259 00:10:57,335 --> 00:10:58,756 It's magnificent. 260 00:10:59,609 --> 00:11:02,298 It's just magnificent. 261 00:11:03,216 --> 00:11:05,092 V, do I gotta cover 'em up? 262 00:11:05,093 --> 00:11:07,845 Naked breasts don't exactly say "quality health care." 263 00:11:07,846 --> 00:11:10,681 They do if we provide mammograms. 264 00:11:10,682 --> 00:11:11,765 Can we? 265 00:11:11,766 --> 00:11:13,559 No. Basic stuff only. 266 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:16,979 Superglue for small cuts and minor gunshot wounds, 267 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:19,481 needle and thread for bigger stab wounds, 268 00:11:19,482 --> 00:11:21,692 Popsicle sticks for sprained fingers, 269 00:11:21,693 --> 00:11:24,945 and Vicks VapoRub for everything else. 270 00:11:24,946 --> 00:11:26,531 Hey, did you spend the rest of that cash 271 00:11:26,532 --> 00:11:28,157 from those snail patch hemorrhoid things? 272 00:11:28,158 --> 00:11:29,741 Got just enough money for a tank of gas, 273 00:11:29,742 --> 00:11:32,161 so we gotta make money if we wanna sustain this operation. 274 00:11:32,162 --> 00:11:34,288 Aw, babe, we're gonna make a killing. Are you kidding me? 275 00:11:34,289 --> 00:11:36,999 The uninsured South Side needs medical care. 276 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,751 No more going to urgent care and spending $150 277 00:11:39,752 --> 00:11:41,643 to pop in a dislocated finger. 278 00:11:41,644 --> 00:11:44,296 - Nurse V can do it for 20. - I was never a nurse. 279 00:11:44,297 --> 00:11:46,550 You were a nurse's aide. Potato, potato. 280 00:11:46,551 --> 00:11:48,385 South Side needs medical care. 281 00:11:48,386 --> 00:11:49,928 We need cash to raise our girls. 282 00:11:49,929 --> 00:11:52,097 This is your best side-hustle idea ever. 283 00:11:52,098 --> 00:11:54,008 Well, get this thing painted 284 00:11:54,009 --> 00:11:56,274 while I go set up Hazel behind the bar. 285 00:11:57,782 --> 00:12:00,564 I'm gonna take a minute just to say good-bye. 286 00:12:00,565 --> 00:12:01,665 All right? 287 00:12:05,820 --> 00:12:07,321 Good-bye, Veronica's titties. 288 00:12:09,282 --> 00:12:11,325 Good-bye, Svetlana's titties. 289 00:12:26,674 --> 00:12:29,390 Throw a pussy punch like that, and you don't deserve balls. 290 00:12:29,391 --> 00:12:32,473 Nobody fights fair on the streets, people! 291 00:12:32,474 --> 00:12:34,033 Gallagher! 292 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,226 Am I being too hard on them, sir? 293 00:12:37,227 --> 00:12:38,852 No, on the contrary, son. 294 00:12:38,853 --> 00:12:41,108 90 percent of 'em have trust funds. 295 00:12:41,109 --> 00:12:44,054 You have carte blanche to turn these girls into men. 296 00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,735 Carte what, sir? 297 00:12:46,903 --> 00:12:48,362 Ride 'em hard. Put 'em down wet. 298 00:12:48,363 --> 00:12:49,587 Yes, sir. 299 00:12:49,588 --> 00:12:50,989 I'd like to take them out in the community, 300 00:12:50,990 --> 00:12:52,115 do a few exercises, 301 00:12:52,116 --> 00:12:53,659 show 'em what the real world's like. 302 00:12:53,660 --> 00:12:54,785 Good idea. 303 00:12:54,786 --> 00:12:56,132 Bring 'em back at the end of the day. 304 00:12:56,133 --> 00:12:58,051 - Give me a full report. - Yes, sir. 305 00:12:58,706 --> 00:13:00,541 Aidan! You're up. 306 00:13:04,545 --> 00:13:06,004 Hey. 307 00:13:06,005 --> 00:13:07,105 Hey. 308 00:13:09,425 --> 00:13:11,385 So, uh... 309 00:13:11,386 --> 00:13:12,719 Byron, huh? 310 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:13,973 Pretty great, right? 311 00:13:13,974 --> 00:13:16,173 Little on the young side, but, uh, 312 00:13:16,174 --> 00:13:18,767 eager to please, if you catch what I'm throwin'. 313 00:13:18,768 --> 00:13:20,894 Oh, yeah. No, I'm catchin'. 314 00:13:20,895 --> 00:13:22,813 Think he's rich too. Last name's Koch. 315 00:13:22,814 --> 00:13:24,815 Sounds kind of familiar. 316 00:13:24,816 --> 00:13:27,252 Anyway, he's, uh, getting a PhD thing. 317 00:13:27,253 --> 00:13:28,906 He wants to be a professor of some language 318 00:13:28,907 --> 00:13:30,291 out of a place called Britain. 319 00:13:30,292 --> 00:13:31,989 You mean English? 320 00:13:31,990 --> 00:13:33,794 Oh, yeah, probably. I don't know. 321 00:13:33,795 --> 00:13:35,492 He couldn't really talk with my cock in his mouth. 322 00:13:35,493 --> 00:13:37,035 Okay. 323 00:13:37,036 --> 00:13:38,789 - About the other day... - It's cool. 324 00:13:38,790 --> 00:13:40,956 No. It's not that I don't wanna get married, Mickey. 325 00:13:40,957 --> 00:13:42,875 It's just, I-I wanna take a little time, 326 00:13:42,876 --> 00:13:44,711 make sure we're both ready, you know? 327 00:13:44,712 --> 00:13:46,578 You did us both a favor, all right, 'cause... 328 00:13:47,518 --> 00:13:49,464 I'm in love with Byron. 329 00:13:49,465 --> 00:13:50,841 In love? 330 00:13:50,842 --> 00:13:52,059 Moving in with him. 331 00:13:52,884 --> 00:13:53,965 When? 332 00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:55,429 What do you mean when? Now. 333 00:13:55,430 --> 00:13:57,472 Thought you only knew each other a couple days. 334 00:13:57,473 --> 00:13:59,599 Met last night, but... 335 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,810 when you know, you know. 336 00:14:01,811 --> 00:14:03,146 You know? 337 00:14:07,066 --> 00:14:10,695 What do you love most in the entire world, Frank? 338 00:14:13,432 --> 00:14:14,767 My kids? 339 00:14:16,369 --> 00:14:18,091 Fuck am I saying? Um... 340 00:14:19,366 --> 00:14:20,466 opioids. 341 00:14:23,027 --> 00:14:25,959 Detoxing is tough. 342 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:27,044 Isn't it? 343 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,297 Dangerous too. 344 00:14:30,298 --> 00:14:32,716 Kidney failure, 345 00:14:32,717 --> 00:14:34,117 heart attack, 346 00:14:34,118 --> 00:14:36,053 stroke. 347 00:14:36,054 --> 00:14:37,345 We're gonna play... 348 00:14:38,556 --> 00:14:40,807 ...the carrot and stick game, 349 00:14:40,808 --> 00:14:42,642 see if we can't jog your memory. 350 00:14:45,104 --> 00:14:47,220 Carrot. 351 00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:51,109 Do you have any idea how you would know Kyle? 352 00:14:52,987 --> 00:14:55,322 We grew up together. 353 00:14:55,323 --> 00:14:57,616 - Stick. - Jesus! 354 00:14:57,617 --> 00:14:58,910 Let's try this again. 355 00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:01,641 Carrot. 356 00:15:03,664 --> 00:15:06,472 How... do you know Kyle? 357 00:15:07,627 --> 00:15:10,513 We robbed a gas station together. 358 00:15:10,514 --> 00:15:12,819 We exchanged hand jobs. 359 00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:13,833 - I d... - Stick! 360 00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:15,051 No! Don't do... 361 00:15:17,470 --> 00:15:18,887 We, um... 362 00:15:18,888 --> 00:15:21,014 we... 363 00:15:21,015 --> 00:15:22,474 - ...we... - Stick. 364 00:15:22,475 --> 00:15:24,184 ...w-we... 365 00:15:24,185 --> 00:15:25,466 College. 366 00:15:26,354 --> 00:15:27,896 We went to college together. 367 00:15:29,732 --> 00:15:31,399 See? 368 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,735 Isn't that easy? 369 00:15:33,736 --> 00:15:35,404 Carrot. 370 00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:41,494 Ah, sweet Jesus. Thank you. 371 00:15:42,954 --> 00:15:44,054 Dig deep. 372 00:15:46,661 --> 00:15:48,876 Who was Kyle? 373 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,253 He was a football player. 374 00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,712 More. 375 00:15:54,549 --> 00:15:56,174 He was, um... 376 00:15:58,010 --> 00:15:59,637 ...a wide receiver. 377 00:16:00,508 --> 00:16:02,194 - Stick! - No! 378 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,984 Fuck you. 379 00:16:13,985 --> 00:16:16,903 Fuck you, you shitty shit-fuck. 380 00:16:16,904 --> 00:16:18,072 What the fuck? 381 00:16:19,665 --> 00:16:21,644 - Hey, everything all right? - No! 382 00:16:21,645 --> 00:16:23,077 No, I put my card in for a withdrawal, 383 00:16:23,078 --> 00:16:25,036 and this piece of shit never spit out my cash. 384 00:16:25,037 --> 00:16:27,331 I'm just gonna go talk to someone inside. 385 00:16:29,417 --> 00:16:30,750 Spare some change? 386 00:16:30,751 --> 00:16:32,127 I ain't got nothing. 387 00:16:32,128 --> 00:16:34,004 Okay. 388 00:16:54,483 --> 00:16:55,901 Fuck you, Tami. 389 00:16:59,614 --> 00:17:00,864 Hey, miss? Miss! 390 00:17:00,865 --> 00:17:03,533 Motherfuck... Give me that money back! 391 00:17:03,534 --> 00:17:05,619 Come on! 392 00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:07,370 "Nurse V's Jiffy Care. 393 00:17:07,371 --> 00:17:09,456 Sprains, cuts, burns, 394 00:17:09,457 --> 00:17:11,208 minor stab wounds. 395 00:17:11,209 --> 00:17:13,752 Come one, come all. Twenty bucks. 396 00:17:13,753 --> 00:17:15,795 Mental cases and the"... 397 00:17:15,796 --> 00:17:16,796 "Litigious." 398 00:17:16,797 --> 00:17:19,299 ..."litigious need not apply." 399 00:17:22,136 --> 00:17:23,136 Hi. 400 00:17:23,137 --> 00:17:25,249 Got anything for my pink eye? 401 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,310 Sure do, ma'am. Come on around. 402 00:17:29,143 --> 00:17:30,310 I just turned my ankle. 403 00:17:30,311 --> 00:17:32,511 Well, hobble your ass over. 404 00:17:32,512 --> 00:17:34,767 We'll put it on ice and wrap it up for you. 405 00:17:34,768 --> 00:17:37,067 I cut my finger! It's almost to the bone. 406 00:17:37,068 --> 00:17:39,611 Well, bring your cut self down here, Mrs. Stapleton. 407 00:17:39,612 --> 00:17:41,446 We'll glue you right up. 408 00:17:43,699 --> 00:17:45,075 What seems to be the problem? 409 00:17:45,076 --> 00:17:46,952 - Oh, my God. - Oh! 410 00:17:55,711 --> 00:17:57,003 Oh, dear. 411 00:17:57,004 --> 00:18:00,048 Lies. Deep state lies. 412 00:18:00,049 --> 00:18:01,467 Liberal lies. 413 00:18:05,721 --> 00:18:07,889 Do you have a trigonometry calculator? 414 00:18:07,890 --> 00:18:09,634 Yeah, in the drawer 415 00:18:09,635 --> 00:18:10,976 with the First Folio of Shakespeare. 416 00:18:10,977 --> 00:18:14,020 Did you know that half of all marriages end in divorce? 417 00:18:14,021 --> 00:18:16,022 Half. I mean, what the hell's even the point? 418 00:18:16,023 --> 00:18:17,331 Tax breaks. 419 00:18:17,332 --> 00:18:19,192 Only helps if you pay taxes. 420 00:18:19,193 --> 00:18:20,645 Law enforcement! 421 00:18:20,646 --> 00:18:21,778 Hands where I can see them! 422 00:18:21,779 --> 00:18:23,655 You two, upstairs. Check for perps. 423 00:18:23,656 --> 00:18:25,198 You four, kitchen and basement. 424 00:18:25,199 --> 00:18:26,992 Ma'am, I'ma need you on the floor now! 425 00:18:26,993 --> 00:18:28,868 Not a chance. I know my rights. 426 00:18:28,869 --> 00:18:30,662 We know our rights, don't we? 427 00:18:30,663 --> 00:18:31,788 We have a white male 428 00:18:31,789 --> 00:18:33,707 and a minority in the kitchen, sir. 429 00:18:33,708 --> 00:18:35,180 I need you two on the ground now. 430 00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:36,400 - No. - Shut the fuck up. 431 00:18:36,401 --> 00:18:38,920 Dude, you're making me look ad-bay in front of the cadets-cay. 432 00:18:38,921 --> 00:18:40,220 Oh, fuck. 433 00:18:40,221 --> 00:18:41,840 Basement's clear, sir. 434 00:18:41,841 --> 00:18:43,049 Upstairs is clear too. 435 00:18:44,343 --> 00:18:45,688 Aidan, pat her down. 436 00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,554 Look, touch me, I will fuck you up. 437 00:18:47,555 --> 00:18:50,265 Aidan, step down. Ma'am, where are you going? 438 00:18:50,266 --> 00:18:52,392 To cut hair, Carl. 439 00:18:52,393 --> 00:18:56,021 Mind if we use the RV for official police business? 440 00:18:56,022 --> 00:18:58,717 You're not allowed within 20 feet of my underwear drawer. 441 00:18:58,718 --> 00:19:00,550 I just need a place that's small and depressing, 442 00:19:00,551 --> 00:19:02,076 somewhere that'll break a man's spirit. 443 00:19:02,077 --> 00:19:03,236 Sounds like your room. 444 00:19:03,237 --> 00:19:04,529 Cadets, 445 00:19:04,530 --> 00:19:06,656 upstairs for official interrogation training. 446 00:19:06,657 --> 00:19:08,575 - Nice dress. - Thanks. 447 00:19:08,576 --> 00:19:09,909 Hey. 448 00:19:09,910 --> 00:19:11,356 Hey. 449 00:19:12,424 --> 00:19:13,529 Did you guys know rich people 450 00:19:13,530 --> 00:19:15,395 count the number of threads in their sheets? 451 00:19:15,396 --> 00:19:18,209 Fuck that. I can't even count the number of stains in mine. 452 00:19:18,210 --> 00:19:19,753 You sleep at that lady's place? 453 00:19:19,754 --> 00:19:22,547 Yup. She's got a Jacuzzi tub in the master bedroom. 454 00:19:22,548 --> 00:19:24,259 Think I might be in love. 455 00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:25,842 Whatever you do, don't marry her. 456 00:19:25,843 --> 00:19:28,351 Fifty percent of all marriages end in divorce. 457 00:19:28,352 --> 00:19:29,564 Straight ones, anyway. 458 00:19:29,565 --> 00:19:30,991 No data on the gay ones, 459 00:19:30,992 --> 00:19:32,557 but gotta be in the ballpark. 460 00:19:32,558 --> 00:19:34,100 How come you're looking up marriage stats? 461 00:19:34,101 --> 00:19:35,312 'Cause Mickey's a punk 462 00:19:35,313 --> 00:19:36,936 and he's decided he's gonna fuck other people 463 00:19:36,937 --> 00:19:38,015 if I don't marry him. 464 00:19:38,016 --> 00:19:39,439 A glittery twink named Byron. 465 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,143 But I mean, look at the stats. 466 00:19:41,144 --> 00:19:42,736 What's the point? 467 00:19:42,737 --> 00:19:43,943 Sounds like you're scared. 468 00:19:43,944 --> 00:19:45,035 Of what? 469 00:19:45,036 --> 00:19:46,363 You love him, right? 470 00:19:46,364 --> 00:19:47,977 - Yeah. - Then marry him. 471 00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,023 Make him happy. 472 00:19:49,024 --> 00:19:50,698 If you gotta get a divorce, do it. 473 00:19:50,699 --> 00:19:51,938 Then you'll move on. 474 00:19:51,939 --> 00:19:53,787 But at least you'll be happy for a while. 475 00:19:53,788 --> 00:19:56,831 I gotta go get changed, pick up my stepdaughter-to-be. 476 00:19:56,832 --> 00:19:58,908 Stepdaughter? 477 00:19:58,909 --> 00:20:00,168 I'm not scared. 478 00:20:00,169 --> 00:20:02,420 - Okay. - I'm not. 479 00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:04,547 Fuck it. You wanna help me run an errand? 480 00:20:04,548 --> 00:20:06,319 Can we get a trig calculator? 481 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:08,426 - Sure, nerd. - We're gonna need money. 482 00:20:24,652 --> 00:20:25,944 Let's ride. 483 00:20:28,739 --> 00:20:30,476 He was a running back. 484 00:20:30,477 --> 00:20:31,589 Stick! 485 00:20:31,590 --> 00:20:33,222 Uh, I mean a lineman. 486 00:20:33,223 --> 00:20:34,452 Stick! 487 00:20:34,453 --> 00:20:35,871 Quarterback. 488 00:20:35,872 --> 00:20:37,748 He was a quarterback. 489 00:20:42,463 --> 00:20:43,754 Carrot. 490 00:20:48,509 --> 00:20:50,468 A black quarterback in the '90s. 491 00:20:50,469 --> 00:20:52,679 - Good for him. - Continue. 492 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:54,044 Um... 493 00:20:54,765 --> 00:20:56,850 he was a-um, a sen... 494 00:20:56,851 --> 00:20:58,184 - Uh, fresh... - Fresh... 495 00:20:58,185 --> 00:20:59,210 - Freshman. - Yeah. 496 00:20:59,211 --> 00:21:01,187 Uh, it was '95. 497 00:21:01,188 --> 00:21:02,720 So I was a senior. 498 00:21:03,371 --> 00:21:04,790 A senior? 499 00:21:04,791 --> 00:21:07,527 I figured you were a grad student, 500 00:21:07,528 --> 00:21:08,570 an old one. 501 00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:10,613 No, no, I was a tenth-year senior. 502 00:21:10,614 --> 00:21:12,074 Continue. 503 00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:17,213 Mm-mm! 504 00:21:17,214 --> 00:21:19,038 Stuff's gonna mess you up, man. 505 00:21:19,039 --> 00:21:20,665 Yeah, that's the point. 506 00:21:20,666 --> 00:21:21,817 We got high together. 507 00:21:21,818 --> 00:21:22,877 Stick. 508 00:21:22,878 --> 00:21:24,711 - I... me! - Kyle never got high. 509 00:21:24,712 --> 00:21:26,045 I meant me. 510 00:21:26,046 --> 00:21:28,840 I got high, not Kyle. 511 00:21:28,841 --> 00:21:31,259 Drugs... bad. I was high on pot. 512 00:21:31,260 --> 00:21:33,721 I mean crack. 513 00:21:33,722 --> 00:21:35,346 Aw, shit. 514 00:21:35,347 --> 00:21:36,514 The cops busted us... 515 00:21:36,515 --> 00:21:39,183 - Hands where I can see 'em. - ...for, um... 516 00:21:39,184 --> 00:21:40,727 possession, and... 517 00:21:40,728 --> 00:21:41,853 - Stick! - But wait. 518 00:21:41,854 --> 00:21:45,231 The-the-the, um... the... the crack was mine. 519 00:21:45,232 --> 00:21:46,858 They busted me for possession, 520 00:21:46,859 --> 00:21:50,934 which means they must've busted him... 521 00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:52,363 for being black. 522 00:21:57,036 --> 00:21:58,204 Dealing. 523 00:21:59,204 --> 00:22:01,115 They thought he was my dealer. 524 00:22:04,566 --> 00:22:05,901 I knew it. 525 00:22:08,663 --> 00:22:11,237 I knew you couldn't have forgotten him completely. 526 00:22:11,717 --> 00:22:13,093 You were right. 527 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,971 Can I have that Oxy now? 528 00:22:16,972 --> 00:22:18,599 - Please? - Oh, honey. 529 00:22:19,497 --> 00:22:21,948 You have earned a lot more than one. 530 00:22:27,566 --> 00:22:28,733 What happened to you? 531 00:22:28,734 --> 00:22:31,176 Ah, some asshole stole this chick's cash 532 00:22:31,177 --> 00:22:33,669 from an ATM machine, and I chased him down. 533 00:22:33,670 --> 00:22:35,532 Look at you, superhero. 534 00:22:35,533 --> 00:22:36,783 How much did he take? 535 00:22:36,784 --> 00:22:38,117 Couple hundred. 536 00:22:38,118 --> 00:22:39,369 You give the money back? 537 00:22:39,370 --> 00:22:40,495 Hell no. 538 00:22:40,496 --> 00:22:42,163 Bought us some Devil Dawgs. 539 00:22:42,164 --> 00:22:43,204 Hey, all right. 540 00:22:43,205 --> 00:22:44,624 The rest of the money's going towards 541 00:22:44,625 --> 00:22:46,459 Tami's medical bills. 542 00:22:46,460 --> 00:22:49,213 Thirty-six hundred. 3,400 now. 543 00:22:49,214 --> 00:22:52,215 So you only need to steal $200... 544 00:22:52,216 --> 00:22:53,550 what, 17 more times? 545 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:57,718 Hey, you, uh... 546 00:22:58,764 --> 00:23:00,431 think I should've given the cash back? 547 00:23:00,432 --> 00:23:01,975 You know, to the ATM chick? 548 00:23:01,976 --> 00:23:03,143 What'd she look like? 549 00:23:03,978 --> 00:23:05,687 Uh, she had a yoga mat. 550 00:23:05,688 --> 00:23:06,855 Fuck that. 551 00:23:06,856 --> 00:23:08,917 You should've stolen her purse too. 552 00:23:09,710 --> 00:23:12,391 Uh, Tami's got me questioning my morality. 553 00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:14,873 You know, she says I'm a-I'm a bad role model 554 00:23:14,874 --> 00:23:15,959 for the kid. 555 00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,657 Role models and morals 556 00:23:17,658 --> 00:23:19,136 are for the comfortably middle-class. 557 00:23:19,137 --> 00:23:20,509 Rich people don't have 'em, 558 00:23:20,510 --> 00:23:22,036 and working guys like us can't afford 'em. 559 00:23:22,037 --> 00:23:24,372 I got another one for you, Bradley. 560 00:23:24,373 --> 00:23:25,889 Like this asshole. 561 00:23:25,890 --> 00:23:27,293 Think he has morals? 562 00:23:28,669 --> 00:23:30,628 What have you done to that bike this time, Tully? 563 00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:36,885 You have to use these every time, Solomon. 564 00:23:36,886 --> 00:23:38,852 And stick this snail patch down there. 565 00:23:38,853 --> 00:23:40,513 It burns the warts right off. 566 00:23:40,514 --> 00:23:43,391 Candace Madson, come on down. 567 00:23:43,392 --> 00:23:45,760 Should we order more of those snail patch thingies? 568 00:23:45,761 --> 00:23:47,896 Hell no. We should have the girls dig around 569 00:23:47,897 --> 00:23:49,814 in the backyard for snails and make our own. 570 00:23:49,815 --> 00:23:51,455 Ms. Madson, how you doing? 571 00:23:51,456 --> 00:23:53,343 What kind of jiffy care can Nurse V do for you today? 572 00:23:53,344 --> 00:23:54,570 It's actually not for me. 573 00:23:54,571 --> 00:23:55,612 It's for my daughter Jamie. 574 00:23:55,613 --> 00:23:58,197 We've tried a bunch of other places in town... 575 00:23:58,198 --> 00:24:00,842 Clinics, hospitals, and such... But they're all out of network, 576 00:24:00,843 --> 00:24:02,456 so insurance won't cover what she needs, 577 00:24:02,457 --> 00:24:04,311 and we can't afford to pay out of pocket. 578 00:24:04,312 --> 00:24:05,750 Out of network? Where are you from? 579 00:24:05,751 --> 00:24:06,830 Missouri. 580 00:24:06,831 --> 00:24:08,293 You can't get what you need in Missouri? 581 00:24:08,294 --> 00:24:09,312 Not anymore. 582 00:24:09,313 --> 00:24:11,295 That's terrible. What is it, honey? 583 00:24:12,129 --> 00:24:13,379 It's okay. 584 00:24:13,380 --> 00:24:14,798 An abortion. 585 00:24:31,523 --> 00:24:33,775 Debbie? 586 00:24:33,776 --> 00:24:35,276 I'm Julia. 587 00:24:35,277 --> 00:24:37,680 I dig your car. 588 00:24:37,681 --> 00:24:40,239 - You're Julia? - You sound surprised. 589 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,513 I just-I thought you'd be, uh... 590 00:24:42,514 --> 00:24:43,534 Uh, prettier? 591 00:24:43,535 --> 00:24:45,457 No. 592 00:24:45,458 --> 00:24:47,265 - Uh, younger. - Oh, yeah. 593 00:24:47,266 --> 00:24:48,748 Well, I thought you would be older. 594 00:24:48,749 --> 00:24:50,959 Most of my mom's hookers are. 595 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,753 I'm not a hooker. Your mom and I are dating. 596 00:24:53,754 --> 00:24:54,754 That's cool. 597 00:24:54,755 --> 00:24:56,059 I'm dating your mom too. 598 00:24:56,626 --> 00:24:57,813 My mom's dead. 599 00:24:58,759 --> 00:24:59,869 Wow. 600 00:24:59,870 --> 00:25:03,681 Uh, this is gonna be a fun afternoon. 601 00:25:04,755 --> 00:25:06,090 I'm sorry. 602 00:25:06,091 --> 00:25:08,309 Does underage underwear make you uncomfortable? 603 00:25:08,310 --> 00:25:09,558 No. 604 00:25:09,559 --> 00:25:10,598 Good. 605 00:25:10,599 --> 00:25:14,774 Just, Catholic school uniforms. Am I right? 606 00:25:14,775 --> 00:25:17,110 Okay, so your mom said I'm supposed to take you 607 00:25:17,111 --> 00:25:18,444 to some class? 608 00:25:18,445 --> 00:25:19,946 She didn't tell you where? 609 00:25:19,947 --> 00:25:21,645 She said you knew where it was. 610 00:25:22,574 --> 00:25:25,660 Awesome. Uh, just head towards Fulton. 611 00:25:25,661 --> 00:25:26,953 I'll get us there. 612 00:25:26,954 --> 00:25:28,789 Okay. 613 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:35,198 You know you're supposed to stop at stop signs, right? 614 00:25:35,199 --> 00:25:36,798 The Prius came out of nowhere, man. 615 00:25:38,007 --> 00:25:39,465 Sorry. Gotta take this. 616 00:25:39,466 --> 00:25:41,073 Dr. Peterson. Talk to me. 617 00:25:42,011 --> 00:25:43,511 He's a chiropractor. 618 00:25:43,512 --> 00:25:45,139 That's, like, a fake doctor. 619 00:25:46,056 --> 00:25:47,640 What do you think? 620 00:25:47,641 --> 00:25:49,100 - The thing's fucked. - Yeah. 621 00:25:49,101 --> 00:25:50,518 Cost me five grand just in parts, 622 00:25:50,519 --> 00:25:52,854 then two guys, two weeks to do it. 623 00:25:52,855 --> 00:25:54,981 We're looking at more than nine grand. 624 00:25:54,982 --> 00:25:56,625 We could turn over three bikes 625 00:25:56,626 --> 00:25:58,177 at four grand each in that time. 626 00:25:58,178 --> 00:25:59,690 Gotta quote him at least that. 627 00:25:59,691 --> 00:26:01,237 This bike even worth 12 grand? 628 00:26:01,238 --> 00:26:02,795 - No. - No. 629 00:26:03,657 --> 00:26:06,080 - So what do you think, Bradley? - Start at 11, settle for ten. 630 00:26:06,081 --> 00:26:08,494 - Huh? - Well, Tully... 631 00:26:08,495 --> 00:26:10,204 can't do it for less than 12. 632 00:26:10,205 --> 00:26:11,414 Jeez, man. 633 00:26:11,415 --> 00:26:13,499 I can get a new Harley for a couple grand more. 634 00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,710 With parts and labor, I can't go lower than that. 635 00:26:15,711 --> 00:26:17,211 But I was telling Lip, 636 00:26:17,212 --> 00:26:19,122 he needs practice, or I may have to can him 637 00:26:19,123 --> 00:26:20,548 for a more experienced guy. 638 00:26:20,549 --> 00:26:21,549 What? 639 00:26:21,550 --> 00:26:22,759 Maybe he could take it on. 640 00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,136 You know, learning project or whatever. 641 00:26:25,137 --> 00:26:26,679 What do you think, Lip? 642 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,723 Oh, yeah. I mean... 643 00:26:28,724 --> 00:26:30,627 I don't know, man. It's a big job, you know. 644 00:26:30,628 --> 00:26:32,727 Mm. Probably bigger than you can handle. 645 00:26:32,728 --> 00:26:34,347 - Eh. - Never mind. 646 00:26:34,348 --> 00:26:35,688 No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. 647 00:26:35,689 --> 00:26:37,189 How much would you need, Lip? 648 00:26:38,095 --> 00:26:39,308 Eleven grand? 649 00:26:40,110 --> 00:26:41,611 Still sounds high, man. 650 00:26:41,612 --> 00:26:43,029 Mm. I agree. 651 00:26:43,030 --> 00:26:44,853 If he had said ten... 652 00:26:47,367 --> 00:26:49,243 Would you do it for ten? 653 00:26:49,244 --> 00:26:51,079 Mm... 654 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:52,747 I don't know. 655 00:26:52,748 --> 00:26:54,791 Why not? 656 00:26:54,792 --> 00:26:56,396 - All right. - All right. 657 00:26:56,397 --> 00:26:58,377 Great. Uh, wheel it over to the corner. 658 00:26:58,378 --> 00:26:59,880 Lip'll take it from there. 659 00:27:03,217 --> 00:27:05,511 Looks like you won't have to steal anything for a while. 660 00:27:07,221 --> 00:27:09,639 Where were you when our greatest president was shot? 661 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,097 Obama was shot? 662 00:27:11,098 --> 00:27:12,391 No. Reagan. 663 00:27:12,392 --> 00:27:14,126 - I wasn't born yet. - I don't believe you. 664 00:27:14,127 --> 00:27:15,761 Francesca, hit him. 665 00:27:16,522 --> 00:27:18,523 No, no, no! Never the face. 666 00:27:18,524 --> 00:27:19,899 Torso only. 667 00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:21,692 And use this. 668 00:27:21,693 --> 00:27:23,070 Won't leave marks. 669 00:27:23,570 --> 00:27:26,172 Standard interrogation techniques, people. 670 00:27:26,173 --> 00:27:27,824 You'll need them. So learn them well. 671 00:27:27,825 --> 00:27:29,033 Ready, Ravi? 672 00:27:29,034 --> 00:27:30,159 Hit me. 673 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:31,578 You heard the man. 674 00:27:40,087 --> 00:27:42,171 Jesus fuck. Why is it so clean in here? 675 00:27:42,172 --> 00:27:44,090 The maid comes twice a week. 676 00:27:44,091 --> 00:27:45,967 Wow. 677 00:27:45,968 --> 00:27:47,719 Nice bed. Where are you gonna sleep? 678 00:27:48,929 --> 00:27:52,296 I... figured we'd share it? 679 00:27:52,297 --> 00:27:54,016 Ah, no, that ain't gonna work. 680 00:27:54,017 --> 00:27:55,893 You can sleep on the floor. 681 00:27:55,894 --> 00:27:57,395 Look, this is how this is gonna work. 682 00:27:57,396 --> 00:27:59,169 I like to eat around seven every night. 683 00:27:59,170 --> 00:28:01,079 Any later than that, I get the GERD something nasty. 684 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,856 So if you could, uh, get your maid lady 685 00:28:02,857 --> 00:28:05,153 to cook us up something for around then, that'd be swell. 686 00:28:05,154 --> 00:28:06,413 We have sex whenever I feel like it. 687 00:28:06,414 --> 00:28:07,426 Obviously, I'll be the top, 688 00:28:07,427 --> 00:28:08,933 since you're... pretty much a chick. 689 00:28:08,934 --> 00:28:10,626 But you are gonna have to stick something up my ass 690 00:28:10,627 --> 00:28:12,671 every once in a while, or I'm gonna get real bitchy. 691 00:28:15,289 --> 00:28:18,089 This does not fall under the scope of Nurse V's Jiffy Care. 692 00:28:18,090 --> 00:28:19,625 She's a 15-year-old Missouri girl 693 00:28:19,626 --> 00:28:21,043 who's ten weeks pregnant, 694 00:28:21,044 --> 00:28:23,713 and some old white assholes decided she can't terminate 695 00:28:23,714 --> 00:28:25,715 her pregnancy in her state after eight weeks. 696 00:28:25,716 --> 00:28:27,008 What's she supposed to do, 697 00:28:27,009 --> 00:28:29,802 risk her life in some back-alley abortion? 698 00:28:29,803 --> 00:28:31,237 We'll take her to the clinic. 699 00:28:31,238 --> 00:28:33,180 How much are one of those, Dr. Brenda? 700 00:28:33,181 --> 00:28:36,389 Without insurance, it'll run at least $400. 701 00:28:36,390 --> 00:28:38,519 That's not that much. 702 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,022 They're on the SNAP program. They can barely afford to eat. 703 00:28:41,023 --> 00:28:42,565 What about one of those free clinics? 704 00:28:42,566 --> 00:28:44,872 Clinics won't touch an out-of-state patient, 705 00:28:44,873 --> 00:28:45,959 free or not. 706 00:28:46,904 --> 00:28:49,530 There's always a medical abortion. 707 00:28:49,531 --> 00:28:50,823 Mifepristone. 708 00:28:50,824 --> 00:28:52,700 Two pills taken over a couple of days. 709 00:28:52,701 --> 00:28:54,118 Great, let's point 'em to Rite Aid 710 00:28:54,119 --> 00:28:55,161 and send them on their way. 711 00:28:55,162 --> 00:28:56,370 Uh, how much does that cost? 712 00:28:56,371 --> 00:28:57,496 About the same. 713 00:28:57,497 --> 00:29:00,360 But I could always write the prescription 714 00:29:00,361 --> 00:29:01,660 in Veronica's name. 715 00:29:01,661 --> 00:29:04,570 I mean, with insurance, it's only a $20 copay. 716 00:29:04,571 --> 00:29:06,416 - You have insurance? - Obamacare. 717 00:29:06,417 --> 00:29:07,749 So great, on top of all this, 718 00:29:07,750 --> 00:29:09,201 we're running an insurance scam now? 719 00:29:09,202 --> 00:29:10,259 She's 15. 720 00:29:10,260 --> 00:29:12,386 Having a baby this young could ruin her life. 721 00:29:12,387 --> 00:29:14,639 We started V's Jiffy Care to do some good. 722 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,786 At least it's the lesser of two evils. 723 00:29:16,787 --> 00:29:19,018 We both have to agree if we're gonna do this. 724 00:29:19,019 --> 00:29:21,479 But remember before you answer, if you say no, 725 00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:23,555 you're just another man standing in the way 726 00:29:23,556 --> 00:29:24,790 of a woman's future. 727 00:29:27,486 --> 00:29:29,403 All right, Jamie, I think we found a solution. 728 00:29:29,404 --> 00:29:31,990 I hope you don't mind. We told a few friends. 729 00:29:35,243 --> 00:29:37,662 - Hi. - Nice to meet you. 730 00:29:37,663 --> 00:29:39,580 - Hi. - Hello. 731 00:29:39,581 --> 00:29:42,625 Open up. 732 00:29:44,878 --> 00:29:46,213 Mm-hmm! 733 00:29:51,093 --> 00:29:53,803 Am I to blame? 734 00:29:53,804 --> 00:29:57,377 Probably not, but for the purposes of discussion, 735 00:29:57,378 --> 00:29:58,891 we'll say yes. 736 00:29:58,892 --> 00:30:01,394 But I was a dumb kid then. 737 00:30:01,395 --> 00:30:04,188 If we're to be punished for the things we did as kids, 738 00:30:04,189 --> 00:30:07,358 how is anyone ever gonna become president 739 00:30:07,359 --> 00:30:09,732 or Supreme Court justice? 740 00:30:09,733 --> 00:30:11,587 - Another one? - Yes, please. 741 00:30:13,824 --> 00:30:16,659 And, uh... 742 00:30:16,660 --> 00:30:19,120 Can I... 743 00:30:19,121 --> 00:30:22,245 ...really be held responsible for the racism 744 00:30:22,246 --> 00:30:24,709 inherent in the criminal justice system? 745 00:30:24,710 --> 00:30:29,075 I mean, I didn't tell them he was my dealer. 746 00:30:29,076 --> 00:30:31,007 They assumed it. 747 00:30:31,008 --> 00:30:33,801 - Another one? - Mm! 748 00:30:39,224 --> 00:30:40,891 And really, 749 00:30:40,892 --> 00:30:44,854 the cops can be forgiven for their mistake. 750 00:30:44,855 --> 00:30:46,397 It was the '90s. 751 00:30:46,398 --> 00:30:48,713 Black people really were drug dealers then. 752 00:30:48,714 --> 00:30:50,192 Mm. 753 00:30:50,193 --> 00:30:51,569 One more? 754 00:30:51,570 --> 00:30:53,112 How many is this? 755 00:30:53,113 --> 00:30:54,572 Five. 756 00:30:58,577 --> 00:31:00,203 There you go. 757 00:31:02,122 --> 00:31:04,623 Why are you suddenly being nice to me? 758 00:31:04,624 --> 00:31:07,293 Who said anything about being nice? 759 00:31:07,294 --> 00:31:10,588 Now that you remember exactly how you destroyed Kyle's life, 760 00:31:10,589 --> 00:31:13,049 I can get on with making you pay for it. 761 00:31:13,050 --> 00:31:15,301 Filling me full of Oxy? 762 00:31:15,302 --> 00:31:18,304 Mm. I need you in an opioid coma 763 00:31:18,305 --> 00:31:20,973 but not, you know, dead. 764 00:31:22,642 --> 00:31:25,102 Want a sip? It's, uh, root beer. 765 00:31:25,103 --> 00:31:27,313 Out of a straw? No, thanks. 766 00:31:27,314 --> 00:31:28,814 What's wrong with a straw? 767 00:31:28,815 --> 00:31:31,358 Nothing, if you don't like the environment, 768 00:31:31,359 --> 00:31:33,611 which clearly you don't, with your plastic straws 769 00:31:33,612 --> 00:31:35,975 and your pre-emission standards Subaru. 770 00:31:35,976 --> 00:31:37,386 You said you liked my car. 771 00:31:37,387 --> 00:31:39,325 Yeah. It's called sarcasm. 772 00:31:39,326 --> 00:31:41,202 You know 90 percent of turtles will be born 773 00:31:41,203 --> 00:31:43,913 with plastic straws in their bodies in the next ten years 774 00:31:43,914 --> 00:31:45,539 due largely to you and the... 775 00:31:45,540 --> 00:31:46,624 - Me? - ...billions of straws 776 00:31:46,625 --> 00:31:47,750 Chicagoans discard carelessly... 777 00:31:47,751 --> 00:31:49,585 - Billions? - ...into Lake Michigan 778 00:31:49,586 --> 00:31:51,170 which inevitably churn their way 779 00:31:51,171 --> 00:31:52,588 through the Great Lakes system 780 00:31:52,589 --> 00:31:54,465 and then down the Saint Lawrence Seaway 781 00:31:54,466 --> 00:31:55,701 - and out... - Saint Lawrence Seaway? 782 00:31:55,702 --> 00:31:56,842 ...into the Atlantic Ocean, 783 00:31:56,843 --> 00:31:58,803 where global water currents evenly distribute them 784 00:31:58,804 --> 00:32:00,513 throughout the world. 785 00:32:00,514 --> 00:32:02,014 My anti-straw Facebook group 786 00:32:02,015 --> 00:32:03,697 is staging a massive protest this week. 787 00:32:04,330 --> 00:32:06,352 Your anti-straw Facebook group? 788 00:32:06,353 --> 00:32:08,229 Yuk it up, Big Gulp. 789 00:32:08,230 --> 00:32:10,898 It's my generation that's gonna have to save the world 790 00:32:10,899 --> 00:32:12,566 that your generation shit all over. 791 00:32:12,567 --> 00:32:14,610 Okay, I'm, like, three years older than you. 792 00:32:14,611 --> 00:32:17,221 So my generation is your generation. 793 00:32:17,222 --> 00:32:19,281 And you don't have a corner on saving the world. 794 00:32:19,282 --> 00:32:21,749 Up until a week ago, I was on strike. 795 00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:25,352 So I'm basically the definition of pro-labor feminism. 796 00:32:25,353 --> 00:32:26,914 Thanks, Norma Rae. 797 00:32:26,915 --> 00:32:29,153 A lot of good pro-labor feminism is gonna do us 798 00:32:29,154 --> 00:32:31,615 after sea levels rise 40 feet. 799 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:33,295 Well, you know whose fault that's gonna be? 800 00:32:33,296 --> 00:32:34,713 Rich people. 801 00:32:34,714 --> 00:32:36,499 Flying all around the world in your private jets... 802 00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:38,017 Okay, that's not ours. It's the company's. 803 00:32:38,018 --> 00:32:39,424 ...living in your air-conditioned mansions, 804 00:32:39,425 --> 00:32:40,928 blaming poor people and our straws 805 00:32:40,929 --> 00:32:42,138 for destroying the planet. 806 00:32:42,139 --> 00:32:44,557 Not everyone can be born sucking organic kombucha 807 00:32:44,558 --> 00:32:46,308 out of a potato-starch bottle. 808 00:32:46,309 --> 00:32:47,476 - Okay, turn here. - Huh? 809 00:32:47,477 --> 00:32:48,677 We're here. Just turn here. 810 00:32:48,678 --> 00:32:50,229 Your class is at Georgee's Pizza? 811 00:32:50,230 --> 00:32:52,231 No. I'm just hungry. 812 00:32:52,232 --> 00:32:53,974 Your mom said no unhealthy food. 813 00:32:53,975 --> 00:32:55,727 Yeah, and my mom also said you're not a hooker. 814 00:32:55,728 --> 00:32:57,486 - So... - Fuck you, Riverdale. 815 00:32:57,487 --> 00:32:58,821 Tell me where your class is. 816 00:32:58,822 --> 00:32:59,976 - No. - Tell me. 817 00:32:59,977 --> 00:33:01,115 No! 818 00:33:01,116 --> 00:33:02,216 Fine. 819 00:33:03,243 --> 00:33:05,246 Hey. What are you doing? 820 00:33:05,247 --> 00:33:06,579 Calling your mom. 821 00:33:06,580 --> 00:33:08,312 Jesus. Fine. 822 00:33:08,313 --> 00:33:10,916 Okay, I-I'll tell you. 823 00:33:10,917 --> 00:33:12,591 On one condition. 824 00:33:12,592 --> 00:33:14,086 What? 825 00:33:14,087 --> 00:33:16,255 You want me to do this class so bad, 826 00:33:16,256 --> 00:33:17,997 you have to do it with me. 827 00:33:22,123 --> 00:33:23,499 Okay, let me see that one. 828 00:33:24,764 --> 00:33:26,182 Why am I here again? 829 00:33:26,183 --> 00:33:27,327 To try these on. 830 00:33:27,328 --> 00:33:29,269 Mickey has freakishly small hands. 831 00:33:30,604 --> 00:33:31,937 What do you think? 832 00:33:31,938 --> 00:33:34,690 Slip it on my finger. I need the full effect. 833 00:33:34,691 --> 00:33:35,791 Here you go. 834 00:33:39,112 --> 00:33:40,654 Brushed white gold, 835 00:33:40,655 --> 00:33:43,449 matte finish, round edges. 836 00:33:43,450 --> 00:33:45,911 Tastefully simple. I approve. 837 00:33:46,620 --> 00:33:48,120 How much for two of 'em? 838 00:33:48,121 --> 00:33:49,622 - Four hundred each. - Nope. 839 00:33:49,623 --> 00:33:52,041 Uh, 400 for the pair. 840 00:33:52,042 --> 00:33:53,710 Final offer. 841 00:33:55,212 --> 00:33:56,546 It's on Aunt Oopie. 842 00:33:58,882 --> 00:34:00,216 Do you take cards? 843 00:34:00,217 --> 00:34:02,468 Twenty-first century, kid. 844 00:34:02,469 --> 00:34:04,304 Everybody takes cards. 845 00:34:08,850 --> 00:34:10,601 The hell is a spin class? 846 00:34:10,602 --> 00:34:12,519 It's a sweaty, anorexic Nazi 847 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:14,772 screaming motivational shit at you 848 00:34:14,773 --> 00:34:17,193 while you ride a bike that goes literally nowhere. 849 00:34:17,194 --> 00:34:18,943 Why would anyone wanna do that? 850 00:34:18,944 --> 00:34:21,782 My mom makes me. She thinks I'm fat. 851 00:34:21,783 --> 00:34:24,075 You're just a puppet in her body-shaming shit show. 852 00:34:24,076 --> 00:34:27,229 Hi, I'm Julia. I'm checking in for class. 853 00:34:27,230 --> 00:34:29,438 And can I buy a class for my mom's hooker, Debbie? 854 00:34:29,439 --> 00:34:30,941 - Not a hooker. - And we're gonna need 855 00:34:30,942 --> 00:34:32,170 to buy her shorts and a T-shirt. 856 00:34:32,171 --> 00:34:33,784 But you can just put it on my mom's account. 857 00:34:33,785 --> 00:34:34,857 Claudia Nicolo. 858 00:34:34,858 --> 00:34:36,585 Uh, no, thank you. I'm actually all good. 859 00:34:36,586 --> 00:34:38,837 You think my mom does this because she loves me? 860 00:34:38,838 --> 00:34:40,172 Time to see 861 00:34:40,173 --> 00:34:42,383 what being loved by my mom really feels like. 862 00:34:42,384 --> 00:34:46,470 What kind of person do you wanna be today? 863 00:34:46,471 --> 00:34:48,132 Up, up, up, up, up! 864 00:34:48,133 --> 00:34:49,390 You coming? 865 00:34:49,391 --> 00:34:51,546 Let's see that tattoo. Let's go! 866 00:34:52,352 --> 00:34:54,270 We're gonna need more prescriptions. 867 00:34:54,271 --> 00:34:55,948 Well, how many more? 868 00:34:55,949 --> 00:34:57,606 Seven. 869 00:34:57,607 --> 00:34:59,867 I can't write more than one prescription 870 00:34:59,868 --> 00:35:01,902 for the abortion pill in Veronica's name. 871 00:35:01,903 --> 00:35:03,946 We-I'd lose my license. 872 00:35:03,947 --> 00:35:05,406 What if you didn't write it? 873 00:35:05,407 --> 00:35:07,533 What if you were to, say, 874 00:35:07,534 --> 00:35:09,871 misplace your scrip pad 875 00:35:09,872 --> 00:35:12,705 and whoever found it were to anonymously 876 00:35:12,706 --> 00:35:14,447 write a whole bunch of prescriptions 877 00:35:14,448 --> 00:35:15,847 before you even realized it was gone? 878 00:35:15,848 --> 00:35:16,875 Mm. 879 00:35:16,876 --> 00:35:19,570 Well, even if I were to misplace my scrip pad, 880 00:35:19,571 --> 00:35:21,945 whoever found it would have to write prescriptions 881 00:35:21,946 --> 00:35:23,716 in other people's names. 882 00:35:23,717 --> 00:35:26,144 They're not gonna give more than one set of pills 883 00:35:26,145 --> 00:35:27,219 to the same person. 884 00:35:27,220 --> 00:35:29,544 I'm sure whoever found it would figure something out. 885 00:35:30,655 --> 00:35:32,239 Are we still talking about us? 886 00:35:33,184 --> 00:35:34,893 They're scared little girls, Bren. 887 00:35:34,894 --> 00:35:37,355 Ten years ago, that could've been you and me. 888 00:35:41,359 --> 00:35:42,532 I can't, V. 889 00:35:43,312 --> 00:35:44,412 I'm sorry. 890 00:35:50,952 --> 00:35:52,078 Ugh. 891 00:35:57,834 --> 00:35:59,335 See you. 892 00:35:59,336 --> 00:36:00,503 See you. 893 00:36:08,299 --> 00:36:09,634 Don't be a hero! 894 00:36:09,635 --> 00:36:12,179 I swear I'll bury a bullet in his head. 895 00:36:13,944 --> 00:36:15,529 Can someone be a hero, please? 896 00:36:15,530 --> 00:36:17,144 The Sox game's about to start. 897 00:36:22,484 --> 00:36:24,087 Nine times out of ten, 898 00:36:24,088 --> 00:36:26,658 a guy holding a gun to another guy's head 899 00:36:26,659 --> 00:36:28,697 does not have the intention of pulling the trigger. 900 00:36:28,698 --> 00:36:30,949 If you have a clean shot, take it. 901 00:36:30,950 --> 00:36:32,576 That's terrible advice. 902 00:36:33,620 --> 00:36:34,953 Let's reset. 903 00:36:34,954 --> 00:36:36,121 Ah, the first inning's started. 904 00:36:36,122 --> 00:36:38,957 - I'm out. - Ooh. I'll do it. 905 00:36:38,958 --> 00:36:41,126 L-looks fun. 906 00:36:41,127 --> 00:36:43,254 Cool. Francesca, you're up. 907 00:36:47,425 --> 00:36:48,930 And go. 908 00:36:48,931 --> 00:36:51,053 Don't be a hero. I swear I'll... 909 00:36:52,138 --> 00:36:54,072 Oh. 910 00:36:54,073 --> 00:36:55,459 Shoot the hostage. 911 00:36:55,460 --> 00:36:57,017 I like your style. 912 00:37:00,230 --> 00:37:01,480 I don't think this is gonna work. 913 00:37:01,481 --> 00:37:02,981 Well, we're giving it a try, 914 00:37:02,982 --> 00:37:05,275 'cause six pregnant teenagers don't wanna be raising babies 915 00:37:05,276 --> 00:37:06,819 instead of graduating high school. 916 00:37:06,820 --> 00:37:08,654 Hey, Gracie. They in there? 917 00:37:08,655 --> 00:37:10,322 They are. Got 'em all fired up for you. 918 00:37:10,323 --> 00:37:11,700 Ah, thanks, baby. 919 00:37:14,494 --> 00:37:16,620 - Hi, Veronica. - Hey, girl. 920 00:37:16,621 --> 00:37:18,497 Hi, ladies. 921 00:37:18,498 --> 00:37:19,790 Remember Kevin? 922 00:37:19,791 --> 00:37:22,501 Uh-huh. Sure do. 923 00:37:23,628 --> 00:37:25,170 Gracie explained to y'all what's going on? 924 00:37:25,171 --> 00:37:26,714 Let's do this. 925 00:37:26,715 --> 00:37:28,632 All right, ladies. Saddle up. 926 00:37:28,633 --> 00:37:30,592 We're going on a field trip. 927 00:37:34,347 --> 00:37:37,349 Mifepristone. You need an abortion? 928 00:37:37,350 --> 00:37:39,560 I told Murray the pullout method 929 00:37:39,561 --> 00:37:41,520 was an ineffective form of birth control, 930 00:37:41,521 --> 00:37:45,023 but he's a little hard of hearing nowadays. 931 00:37:45,024 --> 00:37:46,358 Here's my co-pay. 932 00:37:46,359 --> 00:37:49,062 I'm afraid you're gonna have to pay full price. 933 00:37:49,063 --> 00:37:51,613 Medicare only covers abortion in cases of rape, incest, 934 00:37:51,614 --> 00:37:52,948 or when the mother's life is in danger. 935 00:37:52,949 --> 00:37:54,396 I'm 80 years old. 936 00:37:54,397 --> 00:37:56,368 Having a baby'll probably kill me. 937 00:37:56,369 --> 00:37:58,036 Might as well grab some for me 938 00:37:58,037 --> 00:37:59,872 while you're back there, young man. 939 00:37:59,873 --> 00:38:01,707 I was raped. 940 00:38:01,708 --> 00:38:03,208 Incest for me. 941 00:38:03,209 --> 00:38:04,626 Me too! 942 00:38:04,627 --> 00:38:06,626 - Rape again. - I was raped too. 943 00:38:06,627 --> 00:38:09,506 - Incest. - #MeToo. 944 00:38:11,718 --> 00:38:13,249 Hey. 945 00:38:14,053 --> 00:38:15,846 What are you doing home so early? 946 00:38:15,847 --> 00:38:20,058 Ugh. Uh, my nana's gone missing again. 947 00:38:20,059 --> 00:38:22,352 So my dad and Aunt Oopie are on their way up to Milwaukee 948 00:38:22,353 --> 00:38:24,031 to look for her. 949 00:38:24,032 --> 00:38:25,731 Oh, your grandma, huh? How long she been gone? 950 00:38:25,732 --> 00:38:27,731 Uh, I'm not sure. 951 00:38:27,732 --> 00:38:29,526 But they'll find her wandering around in town 952 00:38:29,527 --> 00:38:31,677 looking for her cat, I'm sure. 953 00:38:31,678 --> 00:38:32,780 - Hi. - Hi. 954 00:38:32,781 --> 00:38:34,616 - She's got a cat? - Uh, no. 955 00:38:34,617 --> 00:38:36,617 No cat, just Alzheimer's. 956 00:38:36,618 --> 00:38:38,243 So no free childcare. 957 00:38:38,244 --> 00:38:40,037 I know. We're almost done. 958 00:38:40,038 --> 00:38:43,804 Well, uh, maybe we can boot Oopie 959 00:38:43,805 --> 00:38:46,001 and pay for it 960 00:38:46,002 --> 00:38:48,379 and pay off all your medical bills. 961 00:38:54,886 --> 00:38:56,261 What's this? 962 00:38:56,262 --> 00:38:57,639 That's five grand. 963 00:38:58,765 --> 00:39:00,599 I'm fixing a bike on the side, 964 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,768 and most of that is gonna go towards parts, 965 00:39:02,769 --> 00:39:05,437 but I get another five when it's finished. 966 00:39:05,438 --> 00:39:07,189 So ten grand? 967 00:39:07,190 --> 00:39:10,777 Well, we'll clear about four when it's all said and done. 968 00:39:10,778 --> 00:39:12,569 But yeah. 969 00:39:12,570 --> 00:39:13,987 Four grand 970 00:39:13,988 --> 00:39:16,114 born of monkey grease and man sweat. 971 00:39:22,306 --> 00:39:24,016 As opposed to what? 972 00:39:25,186 --> 00:39:26,928 As opposed to... 973 00:39:27,795 --> 00:39:30,255 uh... theft. 974 00:39:31,798 --> 00:39:34,373 - Oh, come on. Hey. - No. 975 00:39:34,374 --> 00:39:35,692 - I was joking. - I know. 976 00:39:40,306 --> 00:39:41,640 All right, okay, 977 00:39:41,641 --> 00:39:44,810 but seriously, y-you've never stolen anything before? 978 00:39:44,811 --> 00:39:45,911 Uh... 979 00:39:48,147 --> 00:39:51,316 ...three-dollar earrings on a dare 980 00:39:51,317 --> 00:39:52,932 when I was ten. 981 00:39:53,971 --> 00:39:56,477 Yeah, you see, that's worse than anything I've ever stolen. 982 00:39:57,903 --> 00:40:01,535 You've stolen food and money. 983 00:40:01,536 --> 00:40:03,262 How is that worse? 984 00:40:03,263 --> 00:40:05,163 'Cause you stole for fun. 985 00:40:05,164 --> 00:40:08,041 You know, I stole so that Fiona didn't have to work a third job 986 00:40:08,042 --> 00:40:10,252 so she could cover our electric bill. 987 00:40:10,253 --> 00:40:12,454 I mean, you want me to be ashamed of the way I grew up? 988 00:40:12,455 --> 00:40:13,464 No. 989 00:40:13,465 --> 00:40:14,675 I... 990 00:40:16,467 --> 00:40:17,969 It would just be nice 991 00:40:17,970 --> 00:40:19,928 if you knew that that wasn't normal. 992 00:40:19,929 --> 00:40:22,623 Well, it might not be Tamietti normal, 993 00:40:23,303 --> 00:40:25,381 but it's definitely Gallagher normal. 994 00:40:26,033 --> 00:40:29,813 Look, I'm fine living in an RV, 995 00:40:29,814 --> 00:40:32,747 scraping by, doing whatever we have to to survive. 996 00:40:33,234 --> 00:40:34,443 Yeah. 997 00:40:34,444 --> 00:40:37,279 As long as we're aiming for something a little higher. 998 00:40:40,241 --> 00:40:41,867 Why is he crying? 999 00:40:41,868 --> 00:40:42,935 Hey. 1000 00:40:48,249 --> 00:40:50,417 To skipping spin class. 1001 00:40:50,418 --> 00:40:52,837 To skipping spin class. 1002 00:40:56,341 --> 00:40:58,092 Fine. Jesus. 1003 00:40:59,677 --> 00:41:01,929 Should we pick up burgers for dinner? 1004 00:41:01,930 --> 00:41:03,764 Doesn't a burger require, like, 1005 00:41:03,765 --> 00:41:05,728 a thousand gallons of water to produce? 1006 00:41:05,729 --> 00:41:08,894 Six hundred sixty. But we all have our vices. 1007 00:41:08,895 --> 00:41:11,104 What are yours? 1008 00:41:11,105 --> 00:41:13,141 Other than, you know, straws and hooking. 1009 00:41:14,474 --> 00:41:16,735 Not a hooker. Your mom and I like each other. 1010 00:41:16,736 --> 00:41:19,279 Okay. Your funeral. 1011 00:41:20,907 --> 00:41:22,491 She loves you, you know. 1012 00:41:22,492 --> 00:41:24,826 She calls me fat. To my face. 1013 00:41:24,827 --> 00:41:27,955 Hmm. Mine used to make me boil her old needles. 1014 00:41:27,956 --> 00:41:31,249 My mom made me get a Brazilian before fifth-grade swim camp. 1015 00:41:31,250 --> 00:41:34,002 Mine would use my Easy-Bake Oven to cook crack. 1016 00:41:34,003 --> 00:41:36,838 Mine got me a nose job when I was 13. 1017 00:41:36,839 --> 00:41:37,965 Mine made me test her coke 1018 00:41:37,966 --> 00:41:39,758 to make sure there weren't laxatives in it. 1019 00:41:39,759 --> 00:41:41,468 There were. 1020 00:41:41,469 --> 00:41:43,637 Moms do shitty stuff sometimes. 1021 00:41:43,638 --> 00:41:46,014 It doesn't mean they don't love us. 1022 00:41:46,015 --> 00:41:48,725 You've really drunk my mom's Kool-Aid, haven't you? 1023 00:41:48,726 --> 00:41:49,935 Is that a sex thing? 1024 00:41:49,936 --> 00:41:51,704 'Cause probably. 1025 00:41:51,705 --> 00:41:53,188 Huh. 1026 00:41:53,189 --> 00:41:54,481 "Huh" what? 1027 00:41:54,482 --> 00:41:55,577 Nothing. 1028 00:41:56,987 --> 00:42:00,779 I decided you might just be interesting after all. 1029 00:42:00,780 --> 00:42:02,437 Wow. Really? 1030 00:42:09,789 --> 00:42:12,166 Sorry. I... 1031 00:42:34,588 --> 00:42:36,453 Tami told me you'd be out here. 1032 00:42:37,328 --> 00:42:40,558 She also tell you I'm a thief and a degenerate? 1033 00:42:41,376 --> 00:42:43,378 Didn't need to. Already knew that. 1034 00:42:44,032 --> 00:42:45,254 Where you headed? 1035 00:42:46,159 --> 00:42:47,452 To see Mickey. 1036 00:42:50,289 --> 00:42:51,832 Gonna propose. 1037 00:42:55,043 --> 00:42:56,586 Cool. 1038 00:43:00,864 --> 00:43:02,241 Hey, uh, why, again? 1039 00:43:05,483 --> 00:43:06,484 Huh? 1040 00:43:06,485 --> 00:43:08,236 Why are you gonna propose to Mickey? 1041 00:43:09,348 --> 00:43:11,017 Because I love him. 1042 00:43:12,643 --> 00:43:14,352 And Debbie told me to. 1043 00:43:16,856 --> 00:43:19,091 I thought you were all for us getting married. 1044 00:43:19,092 --> 00:43:21,610 Hey, I'm all for anyone getting married if they want to, 1045 00:43:21,611 --> 00:43:22,778 but... 1046 00:43:22,779 --> 00:43:24,363 I don't think you want to. 1047 00:43:25,990 --> 00:43:28,575 Otherwise, you wouldn't have backed out the first time. 1048 00:43:28,576 --> 00:43:29,868 Aw, fuck, Lip. 1049 00:43:29,869 --> 00:43:31,536 You can't just throw this on me now. 1050 00:43:31,537 --> 00:43:33,455 I've already spent all day convincing myself to do this. 1051 00:43:33,456 --> 00:43:34,956 No, no. Nah. 1052 00:43:34,957 --> 00:43:37,042 I've decided. I'm gonna go do it. 1053 00:43:37,043 --> 00:43:38,293 Great. Do it. 1054 00:43:38,294 --> 00:43:39,711 Great. I'm going. 1055 00:43:39,712 --> 00:43:41,297 Great. Go. 1056 00:43:48,096 --> 00:43:49,429 You're just gonna let me go? 1057 00:43:49,430 --> 00:43:51,364 Okay. I-I don't know what you want me to do here. 1058 00:43:51,365 --> 00:43:53,518 Yeah, I don't fucking know either, Lip. 1059 00:43:55,073 --> 00:43:56,200 I want him back. 1060 00:43:57,362 --> 00:43:58,822 So get him back. 1061 00:43:58,823 --> 00:44:01,526 But I think I'm gonna have to marry him to do it. 1062 00:44:09,434 --> 00:44:11,007 I think you should marry him. 1063 00:44:12,411 --> 00:44:13,511 Someday. 1064 00:44:15,705 --> 00:44:16,873 All right? But first, 1065 00:44:16,874 --> 00:44:19,001 just try and figure out why you don't want to. 1066 00:44:23,047 --> 00:44:25,090 Good work today, Francesca. 1067 00:44:25,091 --> 00:44:26,977 Glad you finally stopped crying, Aidan. 1068 00:44:26,978 --> 00:44:29,261 Carl. What happened today, son? 1069 00:44:29,262 --> 00:44:31,471 Sir? 1070 00:44:31,472 --> 00:44:32,806 You send some of the Discoverers 1071 00:44:32,807 --> 00:44:33,932 to the emergency room? 1072 00:44:33,933 --> 00:44:35,684 Well... 1073 00:44:35,685 --> 00:44:37,609 Yeah. I got a call from some of the parents. 1074 00:44:37,610 --> 00:44:40,441 Ravi's mother, State Senator Wilson, 1075 00:44:40,442 --> 00:44:41,731 says he got a broken rib. 1076 00:44:41,732 --> 00:44:44,073 Something about being beaten with The Mueller Report. 1077 00:44:44,074 --> 00:44:45,193 It was a paperback, sir. 1078 00:44:45,194 --> 00:44:47,404 I didn't realize it would leave marks. 1079 00:44:47,405 --> 00:44:49,043 Scout's father says his daughter's got 1080 00:44:49,044 --> 00:44:51,324 a bruised clavicle from a paintball incident. 1081 00:44:51,325 --> 00:44:54,002 Timmy Obama's in the hospital with a strangulated testicle. 1082 00:44:54,003 --> 00:44:55,954 Says you kneed him in the balls this morning. 1083 00:44:55,955 --> 00:44:58,549 Well, I was taking "cart-ay" blanche, sir. 1084 00:44:58,550 --> 00:45:00,625 Taking... I told you to ride 'em hard and put 'em down wet, 1085 00:45:00,626 --> 00:45:03,087 not break his ribs and put him in the hospital. 1086 00:45:04,881 --> 00:45:07,048 I think I've got a place better suited for your talent. 1087 00:45:07,496 --> 00:45:08,842 The academy, sir? 1088 00:45:09,398 --> 00:45:10,775 How you feel about trash? 1089 00:45:11,901 --> 00:45:13,805 Well, I don't feel great about it. 1090 00:45:13,806 --> 00:45:15,932 Hmm. Sanitation department. 1091 00:45:15,933 --> 00:45:17,565 You know, in your time with the Discoverers, 1092 00:45:17,566 --> 00:45:18,977 you've already proven that you're tough. 1093 00:45:18,978 --> 00:45:20,489 But it takes the toughest of the tough 1094 00:45:20,490 --> 00:45:21,855 to be able to survive garbage duty. 1095 00:45:21,856 --> 00:45:23,190 Get you out on the streets. 1096 00:45:23,191 --> 00:45:24,427 Get you to know the neighborhood, 1097 00:45:24,428 --> 00:45:25,781 the people, you know. 1098 00:45:25,782 --> 00:45:27,027 Plus, service like that to the city 1099 00:45:27,028 --> 00:45:28,671 looks absolutely fantastic 1100 00:45:28,672 --> 00:45:30,239 on a police academy application. 1101 00:46:52,113 --> 00:46:55,073 - Hey. - Ian. 1102 00:46:55,074 --> 00:46:56,906 - Yeah. - Oh, thank God. 1103 00:46:57,599 --> 00:46:59,393 Please take him back. 1104 00:47:01,469 --> 00:47:04,829 Hey, Mickey, honey? You have a visitor. 1105 00:47:09,005 --> 00:47:10,422 Oh! 1106 00:47:10,423 --> 00:47:11,923 What's up, bro? 1107 00:47:11,924 --> 00:47:14,843 You get upstairs and clean up down there real good. 1108 00:47:14,844 --> 00:47:16,928 I'm comin' for you. 1109 00:47:16,929 --> 00:47:18,138 Come on. 1110 00:47:18,139 --> 00:47:20,266 Go on. All right. 1111 00:47:22,435 --> 00:47:25,542 It looks like things are going well between you two. 1112 00:47:25,543 --> 00:47:26,809 Uh, yeah. 1113 00:47:26,810 --> 00:47:27,982 It's like The Love Boat up there. 1114 00:47:27,983 --> 00:47:29,275 Could not be happier. 1115 00:47:31,110 --> 00:47:32,278 Here. 1116 00:47:33,988 --> 00:47:35,489 Fuck is that? 1117 00:47:37,158 --> 00:47:38,496 This an engagement ring? 1118 00:47:38,497 --> 00:47:39,969 No. No. 1119 00:47:39,970 --> 00:47:42,997 It's a... it's a promise ring. 1120 00:47:44,444 --> 00:47:45,915 You're kidding me. 1121 00:47:45,916 --> 00:47:47,042 No. 1122 00:47:47,043 --> 00:47:48,502 I have one too. See? 1123 00:47:49,170 --> 00:47:50,462 Sweet. 1124 00:47:50,463 --> 00:47:52,964 All right, look. 1125 00:47:52,965 --> 00:47:56,426 Gallaghers and marriage, they don't mix well. 1126 00:47:56,427 --> 00:47:58,262 But a Gallagher keeps his promise. 1127 00:47:59,722 --> 00:48:02,015 Look, do we really need a piece of paper from the state 1128 00:48:02,016 --> 00:48:03,517 to say that I'm committed? 1129 00:48:05,145 --> 00:48:06,646 I'm committed. 1130 00:48:13,069 --> 00:48:15,403 Nah. I'm good. 1131 00:48:15,404 --> 00:48:16,571 - Mick. Mickey. - No. 1132 00:48:16,572 --> 00:48:18,429 A fucking promise ring? 1133 00:48:19,075 --> 00:48:21,326 What are you, a teenage girl? 1134 00:48:21,327 --> 00:48:23,328 You're not even wearing yours. You got it around your neck. 1135 00:48:23,329 --> 00:48:25,413 You can just tuck it in there and no one even has to see it. 1136 00:48:25,414 --> 00:48:26,825 It doesn't matter where you wear it. 1137 00:48:26,826 --> 00:48:28,781 It-it-it symbolizes commitment. 1138 00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:31,363 I'm not saying never. 1139 00:48:31,364 --> 00:48:33,577 No, just saying you don't love me enough now. 1140 00:48:34,715 --> 00:48:36,800 And that's fine. It's cool. 1141 00:48:36,801 --> 00:48:38,593 - I got Barry. - Byron. 1142 00:48:38,594 --> 00:48:41,971 He answers to whatever the fuck I call him, all right? 1143 00:48:41,972 --> 00:48:43,599 'Cause that's true love. 1144 00:48:47,927 --> 00:48:49,762 How do you know you love me? 1145 00:48:50,648 --> 00:48:52,274 Huh? 1146 00:48:53,932 --> 00:48:55,642 How do you really know? 1147 00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,365 I'm bipolar, right? 1148 00:49:00,366 --> 00:49:02,492 I don't know who I am from one day to the next. 1149 00:49:02,493 --> 00:49:03,910 I can't guarantee shit. 1150 00:49:03,911 --> 00:49:07,539 So why do you wanna spend the rest of your life with me? 1151 00:49:07,540 --> 00:49:09,333 Are you fucking crazy? 1152 00:49:10,709 --> 00:49:12,259 And who else have you dated? 1153 00:49:12,260 --> 00:49:14,105 - I've dated plenty of people... - No, no, no, no, no. 1154 00:49:14,106 --> 00:49:16,048 Not fucked, dated, been in love with. 1155 00:49:18,050 --> 00:49:20,346 How can you possibly know that me, 1156 00:49:20,347 --> 00:49:23,638 that-that this, all of me, all the fucking versions I am, 1157 00:49:23,639 --> 00:49:25,298 how do you know that that's what you wanna spend 1158 00:49:25,299 --> 00:49:26,851 the rest of your life with? 1159 00:49:28,402 --> 00:49:30,487 Jesus Christ, Ian. 1160 00:49:32,212 --> 00:49:34,717 I've always known Gallaghers were fucked up, 1161 00:49:34,718 --> 00:49:37,485 but I have never been happier to be a Milkovich. 1162 00:49:37,486 --> 00:49:39,324 When you get over this whole 1163 00:49:39,325 --> 00:49:40,905 "I'm not worthy of love" bullshit, 1164 00:49:40,906 --> 00:49:42,574 why don't you give me a call? 1165 00:49:42,575 --> 00:49:45,058 Maybe if Barry hasn't made an honest woman out of me, 1166 00:49:45,059 --> 00:49:46,745 I'll still be around. 1167 00:50:45,603 --> 00:50:49,916 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 1168 00:50:56,345 --> 00:50:57,445 Thank you. 1169 00:51:04,114 --> 00:51:05,865 You okay? 1170 00:51:05,866 --> 00:51:08,618 Yeah. 1171 00:51:10,621 --> 00:51:12,497 Who's that? 1172 00:51:12,498 --> 00:51:15,583 Are you the folks who run Nurse V's Jiffy Care? 1173 00:51:15,584 --> 00:51:16,960 No. 1174 00:51:16,961 --> 00:51:18,539 No, we're not. 1175 00:51:22,122 --> 00:51:24,634 Are you Nurse V's Jiffy Abortion Van?