1 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,280 'Kin hell, you're holding me up... 2 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:53,280 Yeah, you are. 3 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:56,720 Trying to get a wriggle on for you, and you keep bellin' me up. 4 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:59,760 Yeah, I've got the Tutankhamun. Listen, I'll be ten minutes. 5 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:01,640 Ten minutes. 6 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:06,720 Or maybe less. 7 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:12,760 # The best things in life are free... 8 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:15,200 Oh, shit... 9 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:18,720 ? I need money, that's what I want ? 10 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:22,080 Spontaneous theft. Christ, it's been ages since I did one of them. 11 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:25,800 Can you see to it? Yeah. I'll scratch the ceiling and then give it a little spray. 12 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:28,800 You checked around? Not yet. You do the front. I'll do the back. 13 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:34,560 No way! What is it? Antiques. Antiques? Yeah. 14 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,120 Nicked it from outside this antique shop in Walburn. 15 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:40,400 The hell is this? Oh! That's an old dildo. 16 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,240 No, it's not. Course it is! 17 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:45,560 It can't be. Look at the bellend. 18 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:49,720 Let's take it down to the pawn shop. Sly Si will be all over these, man. 19 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:50,840 Be safe. 20 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:02,120 There he is. Top shagger. How's it going, Si? 21 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:03,440 All right, Vin. 22 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:06,280 What have you got for me? I'll tell you what I've got for you. 23 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:09,520 Some genuine, none of your replica shit, antiques there. Antiques? 24 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:12,760 Silver spoons, snuff box, flintlock guns, some sort of... 25 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:14,400 ..weird... 26 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:16,200 A weird table ornament thing. 27 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:17,720 Nice. Mm-hm. Nice. 28 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:21,440 She's a beaut. Mm-hm. 29 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,440 Hmm. Get out! I know, it's big, innit? 30 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:28,400 Is this for horses? "Is it for..." For horses? 31 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,960 It's got a horse on it. Yeah, but it's... 32 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:32,240 It's fucking decorative. 33 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,160 Yeah, why would a horse want a dildo? 34 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,240 "Decorative". Yeah. It's for looking at while you... 35 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:42,520 Do you want to buy it or not? No, it's too weird for me. 36 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:44,600 This is a pawn shop, not a porn shop. 37 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:47,760 I'll have the rest, though. 38 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:50,120 Two hundred. Three hundred. 39 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:52,320 Two. Two-fifty. 40 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:53,440 Two. 41 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:57,160 Two-two-five. Two. For fu... 42 00:02:58,240 --> 00:02:59,760 Done. 43 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:02,120 Shit. 44 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,880 What are you doing in that? Get out of her! 45 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:14,160 Hey! Have you been conducting criminal business in my princess? 46 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:17,600 Oi! Calm down. I'm doing you a favour. JJ asked me to drop it off for you. 47 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:21,160 Is it fixed? No, no. He told me, "Return it, it's still broke." 48 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:25,560 How's she driving? It's good. Said she's got years in her. "Beast." 49 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:27,720 They were the words he used. "Beast," eh? 50 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,360 See? See? 51 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:33,440 Him, next door, He-Man, Master of the Universe... 52 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:34,640 Mockin' me, he was. 53 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:36,080 It's not funny! 54 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:40,160 He drove past in his blue...thing. Japanese Tonka-type. 55 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:45,160 What he doesn't realise is that this is a classic, proper machinery, 56 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:48,800 built to last by British hands, eh? 57 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:51,680 That's the trouble with the Europeans, you know? No, no, no. 58 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:54,200 Boring, boring. I've got things to do. 59 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:03,920 Each to their own, son. Each to their own. 60 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:12,280 Vaslowsky... 61 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:15,680 See you managed to resuscitate her. Uh, you what? Hey... 62 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:19,640 Workhorse, this, mate. A beast. Live forever. 63 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,400 Not like this...commun-y car. 64 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:24,120 Jealousy, jealousy. 65 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:27,000 "Jealous"? This is a man's truck. 66 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:29,320 Hey, my dad had this before me, 67 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:33,200 and my son...if I had one, would have it after. 68 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,840 Hey, listen to this, eh? 69 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:39,840 Hear it and weep! 70 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:45,360 2.4 diesel, four-cylinder. 71 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:48,760 The most powerful street vehicle ever produced! 72 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:50,760 It's like a symphony. 73 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:54,400 I'll tell you what, this'll beat that in a race, mate. 74 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:57,600 Yeah, I'll bet, while this is in reverse. 75 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:59,160 You cheeky bastard. 76 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:01,320 You look like a girl with that haircut! 77 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:03,360 Hey, there's nothing wrong with this hair. 78 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:05,400 Eh! 79 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:12,040 What a beast! What a bad boy! 80 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:15,040 Laughing, are you? Huh? 81 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:16,440 You! 82 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:19,520 See what you made me do! I'm gonna fucking... 83 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:23,080 You made me do that! My windscreen, you prick! 84 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,600 Jim... Jim! Oi! 85 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:34,560 Jim? 86 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:39,880 Jim, I'm sorry... 87 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:41,880 Cunt. 88 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:47,200 Ah! Oh, watch out. There you go. 89 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:49,640 Right, remember, after-school club tonight. 90 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:52,680 I've written Mrs Worthington a note, but Marcus will be there. 91 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:54,720 Yeah. Yeah, so you'll have fun. 92 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:58,120 Listen, Mummy's got her last two exams today, 93 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:01,280 so when they're over, Mummy won't have to work so hard. 94 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,320 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 95 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:06,920 Dylan's gonna take you to school and I'll pick you up, yeah? 96 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:10,560 OK. Love you, baby. Bye. 97 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:13,760 All right, wish me luck. Good luck! You don't need it. 98 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:21,120 # There's a limit to your love 99 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:32,160 # Like a waterfall in slow motion 100 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:44,520 # Like a map with no ocean 101 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:50,040 # There's a limit to your love 102 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,560 ? Your love, your love, your love ? 103 00:06:58,600 --> 00:06:59,560 Ah. 104 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:03,040 Ay up, Si. Do you want it after all? 105 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:05,760 Vin, where did you get them antiques? 106 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:08,680 You know the rules. Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies. 107 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:12,920 Si, listen, you know... Fuck the rules. I'm in deep shit here. 108 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:15,920 You just tell me where you nicked them antiques from. 109 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:17,960 I didn't nick... Well, I did. 110 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:20,800 I nicked a car, and the antiques, they were in the boot. 111 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:23,600 What's going on? Just get down here. 112 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:25,960 Why? Just get down here now. 113 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,840 Don't tell anyone you're coming. 114 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:32,640 All right. Si, what's going... Si? 115 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:34,680 Black Skinhead 116 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:47,160 Oi! 117 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:51,360 Get up, you little fucker. Get up! 118 00:08:30,645 --> 00:08:32,805 History lesson for you, Vinnie. 119 00:08:32,965 --> 00:08:37,045 I know you're not well-educated, so, uh...let me enlighten you. 120 00:08:39,005 --> 00:08:43,325 The term "dildo" was first coined in around 1400 AD. 121 00:08:44,365 --> 00:08:46,725 It originates from the Latin dilatare, 122 00:08:46,845 --> 00:08:49,485 which means 'open wide'. 123 00:08:51,525 --> 00:08:54,285 The dick, Vincent. 124 00:08:54,445 --> 00:08:58,205 The penis, the slongker, the cock, the old fella... 125 00:08:59,645 --> 00:09:03,605 ..has been revered and replicated since the start of humanity. 126 00:09:06,845 --> 00:09:08,205 And now, you... 127 00:09:10,525 --> 00:09:11,525 ..and you... 128 00:09:13,245 --> 00:09:14,725 ..are about to lose yours. 129 00:09:15,365 --> 00:09:18,045 No. Please. It was in... 130 00:09:18,165 --> 00:09:19,165 Shut it. 131 00:09:21,725 --> 00:09:25,045 Where's my antique dildo? On a farm. 132 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:27,365 Which farm? Jim's farm. 133 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:29,645 I can get it back, though. 134 00:09:29,765 --> 00:09:32,725 Who stole 'em? I don't know. 135 00:09:32,885 --> 00:09:35,245 Who was driving the car you nicked? I don't know... 136 00:09:36,365 --> 00:09:37,485 Oh, fuck! 137 00:09:37,605 --> 00:09:39,725 A young guy. 138 00:09:39,885 --> 00:09:44,365 Fuck, I didn't really see him. He might have had...brown hair. 139 00:09:44,525 --> 00:09:46,885 Told you, didn't I? In the hospital, do you remember? 140 00:09:47,005 --> 00:09:48,645 I said, "If our paths cross again." 141 00:09:48,765 --> 00:09:49,765 I know, but all this... 142 00:09:49,925 --> 00:09:53,645 I didn't know it had your things in it, and I'll get 'em back! 143 00:09:53,805 --> 00:09:56,165 I'll fuck... I'll get you whatever you want! 144 00:10:04,445 --> 00:10:07,645 Cut his dick off. No, no, no! Give me an hour! 145 00:10:07,765 --> 00:10:09,165 Give me one hour! 146 00:10:09,325 --> 00:10:11,685 I know where it is. This is just a mistake, this. 147 00:10:11,805 --> 00:10:14,325 All right, you, trousers off. What?! 148 00:10:16,245 --> 00:10:19,605 I could find out the owner of that car. I fucking can... 149 00:10:19,725 --> 00:10:22,565 I'll find out... I'll get it back. 150 00:10:22,685 --> 00:10:24,845 My friend's a mechanic. 151 00:10:24,965 --> 00:10:27,485 Fucking trousers off! 152 00:10:27,605 --> 00:10:29,525 My friend's a mechanic... 153 00:10:29,645 --> 00:10:32,485 Boxers. Fuck... 154 00:10:32,605 --> 00:10:33,765 Boxers. 155 00:10:35,685 --> 00:10:39,605 Mr McCann... No! Wait, wait! 156 00:10:39,725 --> 00:10:42,285 Just... Just... Don't... 157 00:10:43,205 --> 00:10:45,925 All right, now, say bye-bye to it. 158 00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:47,965 Why? Why? 159 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:51,525 Say bye-bye. Fuck... This is fucking madness, man. 160 00:10:51,645 --> 00:10:55,605 Say it! Bye, bye, bye...bye. 161 00:10:55,725 --> 00:10:56,805 Properly. 162 00:10:58,085 --> 00:10:59,725 You can't do this. Don't... 163 00:10:59,885 --> 00:11:02,245 Please don't cut my dick off in a pawn shop, man. 164 00:11:02,365 --> 00:11:04,925 Don't... Don't... Fuck. Vin! 165 00:11:05,125 --> 00:11:09,765 You will always remember the moment before you become dickless. 166 00:11:11,285 --> 00:11:14,045 It's the end of one life and the start of another. 167 00:11:14,165 --> 00:11:17,245 Pre and post-dick. 168 00:11:19,725 --> 00:11:21,645 I have been badly betrayed, 169 00:11:21,805 --> 00:11:24,085 and the only people with knowledge of my antiques 170 00:11:24,245 --> 00:11:27,965 are people that know my house, people who come and go, 171 00:11:28,085 --> 00:11:30,445 people with regular access. 172 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:31,725 I want to fucking know. 173 00:11:32,605 --> 00:11:34,565 I have to fucking know. 174 00:11:34,685 --> 00:11:36,845 I can find out. 175 00:11:36,965 --> 00:11:39,045 I fucking can. I can find out. 176 00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:40,925 OK... 177 00:11:42,165 --> 00:11:44,965 You find out who took that dildo, you keep your dick. 178 00:11:46,165 --> 00:11:49,205 You don't, it comes off. 179 00:11:53,485 --> 00:11:56,365 Do we understand ourselves? Yeah. 180 00:11:56,525 --> 00:11:59,085 Do we fucking understand each other?! 181 00:11:59,205 --> 00:12:01,525 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. 182 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:22,845 So, it went well? Yeah, it was firing outta me. 183 00:12:23,005 --> 00:12:25,845 Know that feeling when you're trying to grab it from your brain 184 00:12:26,005 --> 00:12:28,005 and then slam it perfectly in a piece of paper? 185 00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:29,725 In semi-coherent sentences, yeah. 186 00:12:29,845 --> 00:12:32,085 I'm sure you did great. What's now? 187 00:12:32,205 --> 00:12:33,125 Uh, marketing. 188 00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:34,965 Feeling all right about it, actually. 189 00:12:35,085 --> 00:12:36,525 I'd done so much revision for it. 190 00:12:36,645 --> 00:12:38,205 I'll be surprised... Erin. 191 00:12:38,965 --> 00:12:40,165 Dylan, what's happened? 192 00:12:40,325 --> 00:12:44,645 I need to talk to you. In private. 193 00:12:46,525 --> 00:12:50,205 Well, um, we're on the way to the last exam. It starts in five minutes. 194 00:12:50,325 --> 00:12:51,565 Dylan... What? 195 00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:56,245 Come on. Dylan, what the fuck? What is it? 196 00:13:02,045 --> 00:13:03,245 Now, start talking. 197 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:08,005 Shit. 198 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,765 All right, look, Dylan... Is it gone? 199 00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:18,245 You're not showing and, what, this is weeks ago, so... 200 00:13:20,525 --> 00:13:21,965 ..is it gone? 201 00:13:24,525 --> 00:13:25,485 Yeah. 202 00:13:30,365 --> 00:13:31,405 Was it mine? 203 00:13:32,965 --> 00:13:34,045 What? 204 00:13:34,205 --> 00:13:37,085 Or was it his? Fucking...college boy. 205 00:13:38,405 --> 00:13:40,605 Because if you wanna have a secret abortion, 206 00:13:40,765 --> 00:13:43,285 then it can't have been mine, can it, because... 207 00:13:43,445 --> 00:13:46,685 Because we're a couple and there is no fucking way, yeah, 208 00:13:46,845 --> 00:13:50,085 that you would go off on your own and have my baby fucking killed! 209 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:53,125 It was yours. 210 00:13:54,285 --> 00:13:58,045 Look, I'm sorry, OK. It was a mistake. I messed up with the pill. 211 00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:01,525 We were shagging half that month, do you remember? It was... 212 00:14:03,205 --> 00:14:06,165 It was never meant to happen. We hadn't planned it, discussed it. 213 00:14:06,325 --> 00:14:08,645 So, you just got rid of it, yeah? Without... 214 00:14:08,805 --> 00:14:11,365 Without so much as... I'm sorry. I... 215 00:14:11,525 --> 00:14:13,525 Dylan, I need to go to this exam, honestly. 216 00:14:13,685 --> 00:14:16,005 If I'm not in that room... Fuck your exam! 217 00:14:22,005 --> 00:14:24,885 All right, I didn't tell you, not because I don't love you, 218 00:14:25,045 --> 00:14:26,845 cos I knew you'd make it difficult for me. 219 00:14:26,965 --> 00:14:28,405 I couldn't face it. 220 00:14:28,565 --> 00:14:30,845 I've already had a kid by mistake once. 221 00:14:31,045 --> 00:14:34,845 I didn't want another one, not now, not here, not in this shit-hole we're in. 222 00:14:36,165 --> 00:14:38,125 Not with me? 223 00:14:38,285 --> 00:14:40,565 That's what you're saying. I'm not saying that! 224 00:14:42,805 --> 00:14:44,765 Kept Vinnie's one, though, didn't you? 225 00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:50,605 How did you know that? Has Vinnie said something to you? 226 00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:52,805 No, my best friend didn't tell me anything. 227 00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:54,125 I heard you talking. 228 00:14:55,725 --> 00:14:58,565 When Ronnie was here, you and Vinnie were talking about Tyler. 229 00:14:58,685 --> 00:14:59,725 When did you screw him? 230 00:15:01,045 --> 00:15:04,565 Right, we were both off our heads. We weren't even together then! 231 00:15:04,725 --> 00:15:07,165 Right. Something else you didn't tell me. Was he good? 232 00:15:07,285 --> 00:15:09,805 Dylan! Was he fucking good, Erin? 233 00:15:09,965 --> 00:15:12,285 My best mate that you shagged! It was a mistake. 234 00:15:12,405 --> 00:15:14,325 Another one? Yes, another one. 235 00:15:14,525 --> 00:15:18,125 And I didn't wanna tell anyone, because I thought it'd be better that I didn't... 236 00:15:18,245 --> 00:15:19,405 I'm sorry. 237 00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:24,925 Honestly, I really need to go. I need to do this. 238 00:15:28,005 --> 00:15:30,245 Am I... Do I mean that little to you? 239 00:15:30,365 --> 00:15:32,285 No. 240 00:15:32,405 --> 00:15:34,925 Am I so low on your fucking list? 241 00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:40,685 Fuck you, Erin. Fuck you, for getting rid of that kid. 242 00:15:40,845 --> 00:15:43,605 Dylan... I'm sick of trying to please you. 243 00:15:43,765 --> 00:15:45,765 I'm sick of feeling like I'm not good enough. 244 00:15:45,885 --> 00:15:46,965 And do you know what? 245 00:15:47,165 --> 00:15:50,605 Fucking hell, I always wanted to keep my mouth shut about Vinnie and Tyler. 246 00:15:50,765 --> 00:15:53,365 For all of us. Just let it ride. But this... 247 00:15:59,245 --> 00:16:00,685 ..it's unforgivable. 248 00:16:01,285 --> 00:16:03,805 Dylan! Dylan! 249 00:16:04,205 --> 00:16:06,165 Do your exam! 250 00:16:11,045 --> 00:16:13,965 Erin... No. I'm OK. Just one minute. 251 00:16:15,205 --> 00:16:19,845 Whatever's happened, you need to go. You've got two minutes. I can't. No, you have to. I can't, I can't! 252 00:16:20,005 --> 00:16:22,485 If they close that door, you've missed it. Oh, shit. 253 00:16:22,685 --> 00:16:26,325 Parcel it away for two hours. Put it in a box, do not look at it. Come on. 254 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,925 No! Come on! 255 00:16:29,085 --> 00:16:31,685 It'll still be here, afterwards, waiting for you. Please. 256 00:16:31,845 --> 00:16:34,765 All right, look, I... I'm gonna pull you. 257 00:16:34,965 --> 00:16:39,045 I don't want to hurt you, but I will drag you to that exam. Come on. I can't. OK. 258 00:16:39,845 --> 00:16:44,685 # Cos it's a bittersweet symphony 259 00:16:44,805 --> 00:16:46,805 # This life 260 00:16:49,845 --> 00:16:52,365 # Trying to make ends meet 261 00:16:52,525 --> 00:16:56,965 # You're a slave to the money then you die 262 00:16:59,965 --> 00:17:04,045 # I'll take you down the only road 263 00:17:04,165 --> 00:17:07,245 # I have ever been down 264 00:17:09,965 --> 00:17:12,285 # You know, the one that takes you... 265 00:17:12,405 --> 00:17:14,325 Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey... 266 00:17:17,325 --> 00:17:20,165 Look, she's here. Please, it's five seconds. 267 00:17:20,325 --> 00:17:25,405 # No change, I can change, I can change, I can change 268 00:17:25,565 --> 00:17:30,525 # I am here in my mould, here in my mould 269 00:17:30,685 --> 00:17:35,645 # I am a million different people from one day to the next 270 00:17:35,765 --> 00:17:37,725 # I can't change my mould 271 00:17:37,845 --> 00:17:41,765 ? No, no, no, no, no... ? 272 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,160 Gotta Get Through 273 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:56,880 # Ay 274 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:01,680 ? Ay, yeah ? 275 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,440 Jim! Jim! Jim! 276 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,120 What?! I need the... 277 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:20,960 What the fuck's happened to you? That blonde bastard attacked me. 278 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:23,200 Almost killed me, he did. 279 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:26,400 I'm pressing charges. It's GBH. All right. Yeah. 280 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:29,480 It's violent assault. All right. I don't know what it is... 281 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:32,880 Jim! Listen, the antique...I left it in your Land Rover, where is it now? 282 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,880 Cock-shaped? Yeah. 283 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,280 That's what the bastard threw at me! 284 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:40,600 What do you mean? How is he throwing it at you when I left it in your truck? 285 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,200 I know, but, um... 286 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:45,920 I kind of, uh... I threw it at...not him! 287 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,120 What have you... His car! Where is it now? 288 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:51,160 No idea. Take it up with that Polish prick. 289 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,200 Oh, you... Fuck, dude. 290 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,800 Shirley? 291 00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:58,640 Shirley! Fuck. 292 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:02,280 Shirley! What do you want? 293 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,920 The object you threw at Jim, it's mine. That dildo? 294 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,160 Yeah, where is it? The dog's got it. Why have... 295 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,360 The dog's got it?! Petula, she's got it. 296 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:12,040 But she's not chewed it, has she? Course she's chewed it. 297 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,960 What do you think, pleasured herself? 298 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,880 Where's the dog now? In the barn. 299 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:18,800 As far as I'm concerned, it's hers now. Finders keepers. 300 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,120 "Finders keepers." It's thousands of years old. 301 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:24,000 Your stupid hair... Hey! Not the hair! 302 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:27,680 It's a good job I'm not wearing my yard boots! Shit... 303 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,720 Petula! Pet... Shit. 304 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,640 Shit... Petula, Petula. 305 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,680 Oh, fuck. 306 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,800 Be cool, will ya? It's gonna be all right. 307 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,320 Everything's all right. Everything's good. 308 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,200 Just come to get my dildo. 309 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:48,640 Cool, be cool... 310 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,080 Petula... 311 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,680 Petula. Please, please. Be careful with the shaft! 312 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:57,080 Careful with the bellend! My dick depends on this! 313 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,960 My dick depends on this! Please let go! 314 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:02,280 Let go. Don't, don't, don't... Shit. Shit. No, no, no. 315 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,360 Petu... Petu... Petula, Petula! 316 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:08,400 It's an antique. It's an antique. 317 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:12,560 You're chewing the eye, dude. 318 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,960 You're chewing... You're chewing the urethra. 319 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:23,360 The bellend! I knew it! You chewed the bellend! 320 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:28,080 Take your dildo, get off my farm. 321 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:33,040 That's been inside ancient fannies. Now Petula's had her chops around it. 322 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:37,800 Tell someone who gives a shit. 323 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:40,920 JJ! J... Shit! 324 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,440 J... JJ! Tom! 325 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,440 Tom? Thomas! 326 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,920 Where's JJ at? Over there. Shit. 327 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:53,920 JJ? JJ. JJ, dude. 328 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,600 The fucking car, the car that I nicked, where is it? 329 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,360 Gone, sold it. How good is that? 330 00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,560 Oh, no, that's not good. It's not good at all! 331 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,600 I need it back! Why? Whose is it? 332 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:05,000 We need to find out. Still got the original plates? 333 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:08,080 You all right, Vin? No, I'm not! I'm very much not all right, dude! 334 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:11,720 The fucking antiques, that big dildo, that all belongs to Terence McCann. 335 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,320 He's gonna cut my dick off. 336 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:17,120 Hang about, a dildo? Terence McCann? Shh. Thomas, we don't have time. 337 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,800 You need to find that car, find them plates, dude. 338 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:22,160 All right, OK. He said he's gonna cut my dick off. 339 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,200 JJ, he said he was gonna cut my dick off. 340 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:26,640 Nearly cut it off at the fucking pawn shop... 341 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:33,400 Oh! Bingo! Yeah? Found it? 342 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,800 No, not that. Bingo balls. Oh, come on... 343 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,840 Who throws them away? 344 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:41,240 Young and keen, 14. Knock at the door, 24. 345 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,720 Oh, hang on. Your favourite, madam, 69. 346 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:46,080 Here! Found it? Is that it? 347 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,320 Yeah. Which one? 348 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:51,400 I can't remember. Fuck! Think about it, dude. Come on, man! 349 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,480 All right, OK. Well, this one's newer. 350 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,600 It was older, wasn't it? Come on. Uh... 351 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:58,040 That one. That one? Sure? Yeah. I think. 352 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,080 You think? Yeah. Fuck! 353 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:03,840 The office, dude. Come to the office. Blind 90... 354 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:04,880 Hang on! 355 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,280 Audi, '80, green, and the owner is... 356 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:12,720 ..Gary Cullen. 357 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:13,760 Abracadabra's? 358 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:19,040 Ring it again. No! No, you don't. 359 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:22,520 Who's dead now? What do you want? You had a vehicle nicked? Me? No. Why? 360 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:26,000 A car registered to this address got nicked and brought to my garage. 361 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,640 What the fuck? Right... You better start talking. 362 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:32,120 I lent it to a mate. I know that sounds lame, but I genuinely did. 363 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,640 Mentioned it's been nicked, no? No. Not yet. 364 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,480 Who's the mate? You don't know him. Give us his name. 365 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,840 Steve. What's the deal? Did you bring my car back? 366 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,560 If you brought it back, ta. I'll give you a free embalming. 367 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,440 Shut up. We need to talk to him. Why? 368 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:48,000 Because your mate Steve has landed us all in a lot of shit over here. 369 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:50,040 Give us his... Call him up. No. 370 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,080 Give me his number. What did he do? 371 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,520 Give me his fucking number... Oh, Jesus Christ! 372 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:58,800 I swear to God, Gary, I'll rip your head off. All right! Relax! Don't roast the toast. Fuck! 373 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:03,000 Never should have let him take it. Can't be fucking trusted. 374 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,360 Here. Answer machine. 375 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:09,080 Hi, this is Stephen McCann. Leave a message and I'll call you back. 376 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:10,200 "McCann"? 377 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:13,880 "Stephen McCann." 378 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:30,200 I know you're Tyler's father. Fucking hell. 379 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:33,160 That hurt. Yeah? Come on. Fucking come back at me. No. 380 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,360 Fucking... Will you fucking come back at me?! 381 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:39,040 Dylan. Fucking hell, dude. I'm not gonna do that, mate. 382 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:41,920 She's told you, has she? No. 383 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,520 No, she didn't. Do you know what? I found out. Oh. 384 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,080 Yeah, and then after I found out, 385 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:51,400 I went looking for proof, and while I was looking for proof, man, I found something else. 386 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,960 What? Regarding what? Regarding my child, Vin! 387 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,160 The one she got rid of! Mate... 388 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,040 Don't fucking "mate" me! 389 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,080 Don't you fucking do that! Dylan... 390 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,200 You knew! You... 391 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:11,280 Well, Dylan, I fucking told her. I said you'd be a brilliant dad. 392 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:14,920 I set you up, right? I fucking told her and I told her. You screwed her. 393 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:18,280 You weren't even with her, man. So?! 394 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,080 Do you know what, you've created a life with her, 395 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:22,160 and she kept it, man. 396 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,000 She kept yours and she got rid of mine. 397 00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:26,040 Dylan, man, it was a one-off. 398 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,520 I don't even remember it. I was so fucked. 399 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:30,960 You. You're his dad. 400 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,000 You're the one who's always there. 401 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:37,280 And as for his real dad, it's better he's just some prick that fucked off. 402 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,840 I'll be Uncle Vinnie if that's what works, and that's what I'll be. 403 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,680 Fucking suits you, all of this. You know what I mean? 404 00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:46,080 Fucking works in your favour. Mate, how is that? 405 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:49,600 What, fucking Erin, me, torn apart. She leaves. 406 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,720 I'll stay and you, you selfish bastard, you get me all to yourself. 407 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,280 A lot of bollocks, dude. Is it? Course it is. 408 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,560 Dylan, I only ever want what's best for you, man. 409 00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:00,320 Do ya? Yes. Right, come here... 410 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,520 What if having a baby with Erin... 411 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:06,000 ..is best for me? 412 00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:07,440 Did you ever think about that? 413 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:10,280 What if that's the thing I've always wanted, 414 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,240 but I've been too scared to say it? 415 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:13,440 What then? 416 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,480 I'm gonna tell you something, 417 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,800 and I'm gonna tell you because you're my mate. 418 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,800 Why have you never committed to her, huh? 419 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,680 Why have you never shown her that you want a proper relationship with her? 420 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,800 You've got the most amazing girl, Dylan, 421 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:31,560 and you spend all your fucking time dicking around with those knobheads getting stoned. 422 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,600 What she did was bang out of order, but ask yourself this... 423 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,120 Why didn't she tell ya? 424 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,200 I've gotta get this. 425 00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:43,240 You might think your life's falling apart right now, Dylan, 426 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:46,320 but I'm telling you now, it can get a fuck's side worse. 427 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:47,880 Stephen... 428 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,640 So, how've... How've you got Gary's car? 429 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,760 Were you the one that nicked it? Yeah. 430 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,040 Right. 431 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,400 Thanks. 432 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,200 I didn't know it was Gary's. 433 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:25,800 And I didn't know it had a load of antiques in the bloody boot, either. 434 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:27,720 Right. 435 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,640 Antiques that belong to your father. 436 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:35,440 Antiques he wants back. Tough titty. 437 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,120 It's tough titty for you, Stephen, 438 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,480 cos I'm gonna have to tell him you took 'em, mate. 439 00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:44,520 You won't do that. Will I not? 440 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,560 No. 441 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,720 He's threatening to cut my dick off, man. 442 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,160 Huh... 443 00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:01,200 Well, you've got a problem, then, haven't you? Mmm. 444 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,240 Huh. 445 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,760 See, the thing, uh... 446 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,640 ..about my dad is... 447 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:15,240 ..he's very big on...denial. 448 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,360 I don't know how well you know him, 449 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:23,240 but he's very much a man of appearances 450 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:26,280 and, uh, reputation. 451 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,120 So, having a son like me... 452 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,320 ..it's a disappointment. 453 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:41,720 Yeah, he resents me not being a version of himself. 454 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:46,360 He wanted a...successor, 455 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:50,720 someone ruthless to help with the family business. 456 00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,280 I was never that kid. 457 00:27:54,600 --> 00:28:00,400 I tried, but I've always enjoyed, uh...theatre. 458 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:05,840 Uh, I like dance and literature. 459 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:11,480 And, um...cock. 460 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:12,720 Mmm. 461 00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:21,480 So, if you go to him, and you tell him it was me, 462 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:25,080 and that you found me through, uh... 463 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:27,880 ..my lover's car... 464 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,120 Are you and... You and Gary? 465 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:36,920 I'll tell you what he'll do. 466 00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:39,680 He'll shoot the messenger. 467 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,600 Or in your case, um... 468 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:45,600 ..cut the messenger's dick off. 469 00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,520 It's funny, I'm bipolar, you know? 470 00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:58,480 Christ, I can get really depressed. 471 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:02,000 And there were times where I'd just think... 472 00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:08,720 ..would it be better if I just ended it, you know? 473 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,160 Fucking made it all go away. 474 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:16,280 And yet, faced with this, I'm really scared, man. 475 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:24,200 I feel like a little lad who needs his mum. 476 00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:32,400 What am I gonna do? 477 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,520 Stephen, you're gonna have to help me, man. 478 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,240 Well, uh... 479 00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,932 I suppose there's one thing we could try. 480 00:29:49,132 --> 00:29:52,305 # That's right, don't you get your hopes up 481 00:29:52,465 --> 00:29:56,425 # This is it, just embrace we fucked up 482 00:29:56,585 --> 00:30:00,585 # Nothing to win, no, nothing to strive for 483 00:30:00,705 --> 00:30:03,945 # Drop the guns and let yourself go 484 00:30:04,065 --> 00:30:07,065 # Pep talk, pep talk 485 00:30:07,185 --> 00:30:13,105 # It is true, we are through 486 00:30:14,745 --> 00:30:16,985 # But it's cool 487 00:30:18,625 --> 00:30:22,345 # We're gonna have some fun tonight 488 00:30:22,465 --> 00:30:28,385 # It's too late, we're on break 489 00:30:30,185 --> 00:30:32,745 # But it's fine, fine, fine 490 00:30:34,025 --> 00:30:36,825 # We're gonna have some fun tonight 491 00:30:36,945 --> 00:30:38,865 ? Tonight, tonight ? 492 00:30:38,985 --> 00:30:39,985 Ready? 493 00:30:42,025 --> 00:30:42,985 Mmm. 494 00:30:44,105 --> 00:30:47,545 "Dad, something terrible's happened. I need to speak to Dad quick! 495 00:30:47,665 --> 00:30:49,705 Dad, Dad. Oh, my God. Come on!" 496 00:30:49,865 --> 00:30:52,385 "What... What am I gonna do? 497 00:30:52,545 --> 00:30:55,665 Something awful happened. There was a guy in the pub and..." 498 00:31:01,265 --> 00:31:03,625 Dad! Dad! Dad! 499 00:31:03,785 --> 00:31:05,905 Stephen! Mum! Where's Dad? I need Dad. 500 00:31:06,025 --> 00:31:07,945 What's happened? Someone's dead. 501 00:31:08,065 --> 00:31:09,545 Terry! Terry! 502 00:31:11,505 --> 00:31:13,745 Jesus... Keep them inside! 503 00:31:13,905 --> 00:31:16,345 Oh... You, out there! Hot water, fresh clothes. 504 00:31:16,465 --> 00:31:20,105 I'm sorry, I was scared. 505 00:31:20,225 --> 00:31:22,745 Calm down. Calm down! 506 00:31:25,185 --> 00:31:27,785 What's happened? Talk. 507 00:31:27,945 --> 00:31:30,305 There was a guy in the pub, and he topped himself, 508 00:31:30,465 --> 00:31:32,585 and there was blood everywhere in the bathroom, 509 00:31:32,745 --> 00:31:35,225 and he wrote a suicide note, he was blaming you. 510 00:31:35,385 --> 00:31:37,465 It said, "Terence McCann made me do it." 511 00:31:37,585 --> 00:31:39,505 And then there was a commotion, 512 00:31:39,665 --> 00:31:42,225 and everyone's going crazy, saying that you're a killer, 513 00:31:42,385 --> 00:31:44,185 saying they were gonna tell everyone. 514 00:31:44,305 --> 00:31:45,825 He slit his fucking throat. 515 00:31:45,945 --> 00:31:47,905 I got his blood on me. 516 00:31:48,025 --> 00:31:49,945 Did they call the cops? 517 00:31:50,105 --> 00:31:52,705 I don't know. I don't know. Who was it? Who topped himself? 518 00:31:52,865 --> 00:31:55,505 Did you get a name? Vincent something. 519 00:31:55,625 --> 00:31:57,225 Um, Vinnie, uh, O'Neill. 520 00:31:59,345 --> 00:32:00,585 Bastard. 521 00:32:08,425 --> 00:32:11,265 You realise this is crazy, don't you? 522 00:32:11,465 --> 00:32:16,825 You realise this is literally the stupidest thing you've ever tried? 523 00:32:16,985 --> 00:32:19,705 Do I look dead? Yes. Check it out. 524 00:32:19,865 --> 00:32:22,145 Right, even if he falls for it, other people won't. 525 00:32:22,305 --> 00:32:25,825 They're gonna see you out, and then what? I'm gonna lie low. 526 00:32:25,985 --> 00:32:28,105 For the rest of your life? Well... 527 00:32:29,665 --> 00:32:32,305 They'll have forgot about me in a few weeks, won't they? 528 00:32:32,465 --> 00:32:34,425 Probably wanna cut someone else's dick off. 529 00:32:34,545 --> 00:32:36,385 Now, listen. Hmm? 530 00:32:36,505 --> 00:32:38,705 I've been saving some money. 531 00:32:38,865 --> 00:32:41,305 It isn't a lot. It's just a couple of grand. 532 00:32:42,825 --> 00:32:45,065 It was for just in case, you know. 533 00:32:47,385 --> 00:32:49,385 I want you to have it. 534 00:32:53,145 --> 00:32:55,185 Why do you want me to have it? 535 00:32:55,345 --> 00:32:57,905 It's for your new life with Tyler. Keep it. 536 00:32:58,025 --> 00:33:00,585 Please, Erin. Vin, keep it. 537 00:33:00,705 --> 00:33:03,265 "New life"? Where am I going? 538 00:33:03,385 --> 00:33:04,785 I fucked everything up, and... 539 00:33:04,945 --> 00:33:09,185 I've broken Dylan's heart, and messed up my last exam. 540 00:33:11,145 --> 00:33:13,425 It's my fate to stay here forever. I'm stuck here. 541 00:33:13,585 --> 00:33:16,265 Don't talk silly. It's true. It's true. 542 00:33:17,345 --> 00:33:20,345 When he came to me, holding that picture of the scan... 543 00:33:22,865 --> 00:33:25,625 ..the look on his face, it looked like he hated me. 544 00:33:28,025 --> 00:33:30,105 He doesn't hate you. He should do... 545 00:33:31,265 --> 00:33:33,225 ..because of what I did. 546 00:33:34,705 --> 00:33:37,105 Why is Nigel in there with you? 547 00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:40,105 I don't know. Fuckin' Cardy brought him. 548 00:33:40,265 --> 00:33:42,985 He's been with me for the last three hours. 549 00:33:43,145 --> 00:33:45,745 Little pigeon erections on him. 550 00:33:47,065 --> 00:33:49,025 Pigeon lipstick sticking out that one. 551 00:33:51,505 --> 00:33:54,545 Shat on me twice. Take it that's good luck. Hope so. 552 00:33:57,465 --> 00:34:01,105 Do you want to run away together, me, you, and Tyler? 553 00:34:01,225 --> 00:34:03,145 Do you think that would work? 554 00:34:06,625 --> 00:34:08,745 Do you know what I think? What? 555 00:34:13,105 --> 00:34:15,625 I think I could make you really happy. 556 00:34:19,945 --> 00:34:21,225 I'd love you. 557 00:34:23,505 --> 00:34:25,465 I care for you. 558 00:34:29,225 --> 00:34:31,545 I'd be a brilliant dad to Tyler, you know? 559 00:34:34,705 --> 00:34:36,745 And everything would be amazing. 560 00:34:39,985 --> 00:34:42,145 Thirty-four percent of the time. 561 00:34:43,305 --> 00:34:46,745 The other... BOTH: Sixty-six... 562 00:34:49,825 --> 00:34:52,585 ..it would be terrible, cos of this. 563 00:34:54,985 --> 00:34:56,225 Come here. 564 00:35:17,305 --> 00:35:18,505 I want to see him. 565 00:35:24,985 --> 00:35:28,745 Hello. Believe you have a friend of mine. Vincent O'Neill. 566 00:35:30,025 --> 00:35:31,345 God rest his soul. 567 00:35:32,305 --> 00:35:33,265 I'd like to see him. 568 00:35:34,945 --> 00:35:37,905 Are you a relative? No. 569 00:35:38,065 --> 00:35:40,905 Then I'm afraid... We were close friends. 570 00:35:41,025 --> 00:35:42,825 Perhaps just this once? 571 00:35:44,705 --> 00:35:47,625 Give me a moment to prepare him. 572 00:35:47,785 --> 00:35:50,785 I can feel myself... I can feel myself breathing! I can feel it! 573 00:35:50,945 --> 00:35:52,825 Think dead. I'm thinking dead, Kath! 574 00:35:52,945 --> 00:35:54,865 It's fucking freaking me out! 575 00:35:55,025 --> 00:35:57,625 Chest going up and down, palpitations, legs twitching. 576 00:35:57,785 --> 00:36:00,745 He's gonna know. He's gonna take one look at me. This is idiotic. 577 00:36:00,865 --> 00:36:03,345 He's gonna... Shh! 578 00:36:03,465 --> 00:36:05,625 I knew he'd shut up with chloroform. 579 00:36:05,745 --> 00:36:07,665 Go, go, go! Pick it up, go, go! 580 00:36:07,785 --> 00:36:10,305 Go, go. Go, JJ, quick! 581 00:36:13,385 --> 00:36:15,345 Shit. Good boy. 582 00:36:22,865 --> 00:36:24,145 Oh, God... 583 00:36:44,905 --> 00:36:46,785 Oh, bloody hell. I can't watch. 584 00:37:02,385 --> 00:37:04,545 That's it. I'm booking my flight to Reykjavik. 585 00:37:04,705 --> 00:37:07,665 Oh, why Reykjavik? You know, he's not gonna look there, is he? 586 00:37:07,785 --> 00:37:09,785 Plus, the fishing's amazing as well. 587 00:37:20,105 --> 00:37:23,185 I can't watch, I can't watch. Oh, shit... 588 00:37:47,625 --> 00:37:49,305 May he rest in peace. 589 00:37:58,825 --> 00:38:01,465 Oh, you did it! Didn't ya? Oh, you did that? 590 00:38:01,585 --> 00:38:04,145 Oh, my God... 591 00:38:05,305 --> 00:38:08,505 Well done, you. Clever boy. Oh! Oh, my. 592 00:38:08,665 --> 00:38:11,225 Kiss him. Give him a kiss. Go on. No! 593 00:38:11,345 --> 00:38:13,345 Give him a little... Hey! 594 00:38:13,505 --> 00:38:15,385 Give him a kiss. No. I don't want it... 595 00:38:15,545 --> 00:38:18,465 Kiss Nigel on his beak. Well done, you. 596 00:38:18,625 --> 00:38:21,465 He's shat on you now. He shit all over you. Oh... 597 00:38:21,585 --> 00:38:23,505 Highway to Hell 598 00:38:39,745 --> 00:38:43,865 # Living easy, living free 599 00:38:43,985 --> 00:38:47,905 # Season ticket on a one-way ride 600 00:38:48,025 --> 00:38:52,305 # Asking nothing, leave me be 601 00:38:52,425 --> 00:38:56,265 # Taking everythin' in my stride 602 00:38:56,425 --> 00:39:00,585 # Don't need reason, don't need rhyme 603 00:39:00,705 --> 00:39:04,585 # Ain't nothing I'd rather do 604 00:39:04,705 --> 00:39:08,905 # Goin' down, party time 605 00:39:09,065 --> 00:39:12,865 # My friends are gonna be there too, yeah.. 606 00:39:14,025 --> 00:39:18,225 # I'm on the highway to hell 607 00:39:18,345 --> 00:39:21,305 # On the highway to hell 608 00:39:22,945 --> 00:39:26,105 # Highway to hell 609 00:39:26,225 --> 00:39:28,905 # I'm on the highway to hell 610 00:39:30,905 --> 00:39:35,585 # And I'm going down 611 00:39:35,705 --> 00:39:39,385 ? I'm on the highway to hell ? 612 00:39:52,945 --> 00:39:55,625 Groove Is in the Heart 613 00:40:00,785 --> 00:40:03,505 # The chills that you spill up my back 614 00:40:03,665 --> 00:40:06,425 ? Keep me filled with satisfaction when we're done ? 615 00:40:10,025 --> 00:40:13,945 Hello? Erin, I need to talk to you. Urgently. 616 00:40:15,225 --> 00:40:18,065 There's some things I need to say. What things? 617 00:40:19,105 --> 00:40:21,505 I'm, um... I'm busy at the minute. I'm at a funeral. 618 00:40:21,625 --> 00:40:24,465 I know. I'm outside. 619 00:40:24,625 --> 00:40:27,985 What? Well, get in here. 620 00:40:28,145 --> 00:40:31,345 They won't let me in, so...you'll have to come out. 621 00:40:32,785 --> 00:40:34,305 Yo, Dylan... 622 00:40:36,705 --> 00:40:38,745 Dylan, listen to me, man. 623 00:40:40,105 --> 00:40:43,185 Shit, dude, being dead put a lot of things in perspective for me. 624 00:40:43,345 --> 00:40:45,745 Being in that coffin for real, it makes you realise... 625 00:40:45,905 --> 00:40:48,505 Fuck, dude, you don't want any regrets, man. 626 00:40:48,665 --> 00:40:51,945 You need to go and forgive her. You do. 627 00:40:52,105 --> 00:40:54,665 And then you need to set about making yourself happy, man, 628 00:40:54,825 --> 00:40:57,065 and just...fucking hell, forget about me. 629 00:40:57,985 --> 00:40:59,225 I'll be fine. 630 00:41:01,865 --> 00:41:05,105 And if I'm not, that isn't your problem, that's mine. 631 00:41:06,705 --> 00:41:09,745 Look, just...tell her you love her. 632 00:41:12,465 --> 00:41:14,465 Tell her you'll be a good dad to Tyler. 633 00:41:17,505 --> 00:41:20,985 And that you can be all the things you're capable of being, dildo. 634 00:41:23,585 --> 00:41:25,705 Go on, do that now. For me, bud. Please. 635 00:41:31,065 --> 00:41:33,025 Come on, dude. 636 00:41:38,065 --> 00:41:39,105 I love you, man. 637 00:41:43,505 --> 00:41:45,505 Limit to Your Love 638 00:41:45,625 --> 00:41:48,425 # There's a limit to your love 639 00:42:05,425 --> 00:42:08,225 ? There's a limit to your love... ? 640 00:42:08,345 --> 00:42:09,505 Erin! 641 00:42:22,225 --> 00:42:26,025 Hello? Hello, Vin. It's Terence. 642 00:42:26,145 --> 00:42:27,345 So, tell me... 643 00:42:27,465 --> 00:42:29,225 How does it feel to be dead? 644 00:42:40,105 --> 00:42:42,665 So Much Trouble in My Mind 645 00:42:47,905 --> 00:42:50,745 # I got so much trouble in my mind 646 00:42:52,065 --> 00:42:54,785 # I got so much trouble in my mind 647 00:42:56,065 --> 00:43:00,185 # I got so much trouble in my mind 648 00:43:00,305 --> 00:43:03,105 # I got so much trouble in my mind 649 00:43:04,825 --> 00:43:07,105 ? Give me the strength to carry on ?