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Hey!

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Hey.

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For those of you who watched last week

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and don't have
drug-induced brain damage,

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you can skip the next 30 seconds.

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- You don't have to watch that shit.
- Gallagher!

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The rest of you losers...

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here you go.

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Sparky, Shelly. Shelly, Sparky.

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She's your boss.

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Well, vice boss.

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I made a little arrangement with Larry.

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- So you're mine now.
- You were right.

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We got to kill her.

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If you want Todd,
you're gonna have to go through me.

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His manager. That's who.

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Do you want to go upstairs?

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We could kick off these heels,

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raid the minibar,
and check out the view.

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I left you a little something
on the nightstand.

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Saw an old lady get shot

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at the Ashcroft bus stop last night.

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You know, the streetlights were out.

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You did a good thing, Citizen Carl.

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Got involved.

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Made a change.

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Do you want to join me?

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- Faye Donahue.
- Frank Gallagher.

29
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Let's go to my place
and eat this Greek food.

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You live in your car?

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Indeed I do.

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Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com

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? Think of all the luck you got ?

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? Know that it's not for naught ?

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? You were beaming once before ?

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? But it's not like that anymore ?

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? What is this downside ?

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? That you speak of? ?

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? What is this feeling ?

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? You're so sure of? ?

41
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? Round up the friends you got ?

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? Know that they're not for naught ?

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? You were willing once before ?

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? But it's not like that anymore ?

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? What is this downside ?

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? That you speak of? ?

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? What is this feeling ?

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? You're so sure of? ?

49
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You?

50
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What the fuck are you doing here?

51
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Hey, hey, what the fuck, man? Hey!

52
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Good morning.

53
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Where... where's Fred?

54
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He passed out while nursing.

55
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We've got six to eight minutes tops.

56
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Mm.

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Oh, and one of us has
to go to the store today

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and get more diaper cream 'cause
his rash is now halfway up his back.

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Oh, yeah. Talk dirty to me.

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Wait.

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Wait. You said it's worse
than yesterday.

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What?

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Fred's rash.

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Uh, no, it's fine.

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Hey. No. His ass is fine.

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And your ass is fine.

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Yeah. It's just... sorry.

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It's just, the new daycare says

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they can't take him if he's sick.

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It's diaper rash.

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It's not the bubonic plague.
All babies have diaper rash.

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Okay.

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Mm.

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Mm, maybe we should get it
checked out, though.

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- Lip.
- You know? Yeah.

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Lip, he's gonna be at daycare
for four hours total.

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Get a grip.

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Look, we don't have a choice.
You want to...

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Look at my chart.

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Yeah, but it's his first day.

81
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You've got AA.
Then you're at work till four.

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I'm at the salon at noon.

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So there's a four-hour gap
in child care.

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Yeah. So Brad'll let me
out of work early.

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We need the cash.

86
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Well...

87
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I mean, we need the cash
so we can afford daycare.

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Doesn't that seem
a little ass-backwards?

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No.

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Ass-backwards is the Gallagher method,

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where the next-oldest kid
just keeps kind of a vague eye

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- on the rest of the herd.
- Well, it's free.

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Liam is ten.

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He's not watching our baby.

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Liam?

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I was gonna say Franny.

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- Oh, Franny?
- Mm-hmm.

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- No.
- Fuck.

99
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...get some fuckin' flapjacks.

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Ian Gallagher? Mikhailo Milkovich?

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Yeah, I'm Ian Gallagher.
Can I help you, Officer?

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Got some bad news for you.

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Your PO was found dead this morning.

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Paula's dead?

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Fell out of a third-floor window.

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Detectives want you both to
come down to the station today,

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- make statements.
- Why?

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We don't know anything about that.

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Whenever a PO dies, detectives
interview all the parolees,

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especially if the death was suspicious.

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Suspicious?

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Well, people usually open a window

113
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before they jump out it.

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See you at the station.

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Bring Milkovich.

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Good.

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Go. Get your backpacks.

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Get your book, Amy.

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Let's go! Let's go, people!

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Kev, get dressed! We leave in three.

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V, look at this.

122
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- What is it?
- IRS.

123
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Oh, no!

124
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Sweet baby Jesus. No, no, no, no.

125
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Our day just got shitty.

126
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Did we not pay our taxes on time?

127
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Are you asking me?

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How do I know? You do the taxes.

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No, I know... I know... I know we did.

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I-I paid the check,

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and I did the amend B-59X whatever.

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I know I paid it.

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What do you want me to do?
Flush it? Burn it?

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No. We got to face it head-on.

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Hold Mommy's hand, girls.

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No way. A check for $825?

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$825?

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What? Give me that.

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"Tax credit," blah, blah, blah.

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From when I worked at the nursing home?

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I vote Jet Ski.

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And I vote no!

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Come on, girls. We got to go to school.

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- Kev, you coming?
- Yeah.

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- Kev!
- Shh.

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- Come on, girls.
- Let me have this.

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Mickey?

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Mickey! Hey, come on out. Cops are gone.

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The fuck they want?

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Paula's dead.

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No shit. Is it Christmas?

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It's not funny.

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Someone threw her out a window.

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You kidding me? That's extremely funny.

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There's, like, a fucking verb for that.

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I-I'm serious, Mickey.

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They want us to go into
the station for questioning.

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You know anything about this?

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Nah. Fuck, no. I didn't kill her.

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Wait. Do you know something about this?

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No.

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- That what you're telling me?
- Of course not.

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Got it.

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Good strategy.

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Wait, what stra... I-I didn't kill her.

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- Little bit, you did, though.
- No. Not little bit.

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I did zero murdering
of my PO last night, Mickey.

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- Okay.
- I'm not the one

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who came home late without
any sort of explanation.

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I did explain. I was with my dad.

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No. You didn't explain
why you were with your dad.

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Exactly.

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Okay, so, to be clear,
you didn't kill her,

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or, you know, you "didn't" kill her"?

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Why are you putting shit in
weird fucking air quotes?

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- Because I didn't fucking kill her.
- Okay. Me neither.

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We both know what we know we know...

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that we know.

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What the fuck does that mean?

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Hey. Where you going?

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Wouldn't you like to know?

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I-I-I would.

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I would like to know!

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All right. Pick your poison.

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- Cereal or toast.
- Pass.

186
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Todd's biggest game
of the season is today.

187
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Got to stay sharp, stay hungry.

188
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Shouldn't you be doing
fun kid stuff this summer?

189
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Like Slip 'N Slide in the yard?

190
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Talent management is fun, Tami,

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if it's the kill that you love.

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Excuse me.

193
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It's the coast.

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Go for Todd.

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Good. You're still here.

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- Hey.
- I need to talk to you.

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Uh, okay.

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I met this awesome woman last
night at a hotel bar, right?

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- Okay. Yeah.
- Claudia.

200
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She's older than me,
but not in a rape-y way.

201
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She's got this beautiful smile
and these bright eyes

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and these sexy little Lisa Loeb glasses.

203
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Debs. Hey.

204
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So, anyways, we spent the night
together last night.

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- Yeah.
- And then she gave me this.

206
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I'm really confused.

207
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Why would she give me 1,000 bucks?

208
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Um...

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I'm not. She, uh...

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She thinks you're a prostitute.

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- What?
- Yeah.

212
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But it was voluntary hooking up.

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I liked the sex. I think she did, too.

214
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Yeah. I like fixing bikes.

215
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But it's my job because
someone gives me cash to do it.

216
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But we really hit it off.

217
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It wasn't like a gross
sex worker situation at all.

218
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Who's a sex worker?

219
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- Debbie.
- No.

220
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This is a misunderstanding

221
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that will be cleared up immediately.

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Okay.

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- Tami.
- Yeah?

224
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Could you wake up Franny in 20 minutes

225
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and watch her till I get back?

226
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I can for a little while,

227
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but then I got to take Fred to
daycare, get to work by noon.

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- Cool. I owe you.
- Wait, wait, wait, Debs.

229
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How much do you owe her?

230
00:10:01,717 --> 00:10:03,250
Because you have to be clear
about terms up front.

231
00:10:03,251 --> 00:10:04,552
- Shut up, dick.
- You know?

232
00:10:05,762 --> 00:10:07,076
Oh, thank fuck you're here.

233
00:10:07,077 --> 00:10:08,347
- Hey.
- I need to talk you.

234
00:10:08,348 --> 00:10:10,575
- You're popular this morning.
- Yeah.

235
00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:14,312
Hey, Tami, uh, it's kind of
a brothers-only situation.

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Thanks.

237
00:10:20,902 --> 00:10:22,230
What's up?

238
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I think Mickey killed
our parole officer.

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- You what?
- Yeah.

240
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She got thrown out a window last night,

241
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and he hates her, and he was out late.

242
00:10:32,748 --> 00:10:34,582
Plus, he's a psychopath, so...

243
00:10:34,583 --> 00:10:35,875
Yeah, but you-you really think

244
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Mickey would kill a parole officer?

245
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We just had this whole conversation

246
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where he said he basically did it,

247
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you know, in his Mickey way
of not saying he did it

248
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but totally saying he did it.

249
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- You know?
- No.

250
00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:47,042
Well, I don't know what the fuck to do.

251
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I mean, I'm supposed to make
a statement to the police,

252
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and... I mean, do I lie and say
he was here all night?

253
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- Or...
- Yes.

254
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You're a Gallagher, right?

255
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Always lie.

256
00:10:59,071 --> 00:11:00,566
Why are you squirming so much?

257
00:11:00,567 --> 00:11:02,258
- Something wrong with you?
- I'm not squirming.

258
00:11:02,259 --> 00:11:03,402
The point is, V,

259
00:11:03,403 --> 00:11:04,904
when you have the money,
you got to spend it.

260
00:11:04,905 --> 00:11:07,239
- Five-dollar scratchers.
- No, Kev.

261
00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,074
But we have $800.

262
00:11:09,075 --> 00:11:10,910
We could buy a million
five-dollar scratchers.

263
00:11:10,911 --> 00:11:12,532
What about Disneyland,

264
00:11:12,533 --> 00:11:14,952
a once-in-a-lifetime experience
for our children?

265
00:11:14,953 --> 00:11:16,916
Fuck that mouse.

266
00:11:16,917 --> 00:11:19,084
I'll take another Sea Breeze, please.

267
00:11:19,085 --> 00:11:21,723
Or we go to the Indian casino,
and we double down on craps.

268
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,057
Let it ride.

269
00:11:23,763 --> 00:11:25,549
What do real people do with money?

270
00:11:25,550 --> 00:11:26,926
That's what I want to do.

271
00:11:26,927 --> 00:11:28,803
- Invest it.
- In what?

272
00:11:28,804 --> 00:11:30,380
You know who you should talk to?

273
00:11:30,381 --> 00:11:33,267
My buddy Gerald's daughter.
She is a money genius.

274
00:11:33,268 --> 00:11:35,726
She... she invested
in this Korean company,

275
00:11:35,727 --> 00:11:37,280
selling their products from home.

276
00:11:38,104 --> 00:11:39,891
Now she's got a Mercedes.

277
00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:41,732
I want a Mercedes.

278
00:11:41,733 --> 00:11:43,484
We could sell Korean stuff, V.

279
00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:45,076
We could sell
the shit out of Korean stuff.

280
00:11:45,077 --> 00:11:46,593
We don't have a ton to invest.

281
00:11:46,594 --> 00:11:47,780
Well, neither did she.

282
00:11:47,781 --> 00:11:49,083
She was a waitress.

283
00:11:49,492 --> 00:11:50,871
Want me to get her number for you?

284
00:11:50,872 --> 00:11:52,854
Good morrow, friends.

285
00:11:52,855 --> 00:11:54,974
Chums. Old pals.

286
00:11:55,693 --> 00:11:57,373
I'm gonna use the ladies' room.

287
00:11:57,374 --> 00:11:58,866
Hurry back, bunny.

288
00:11:58,867 --> 00:12:00,793
Mm, hop, hop, hop.

289
00:12:03,630 --> 00:12:05,589
Is it a beautiful morning or what?

290
00:12:05,590 --> 00:12:07,842
- Stop gloating, Frank.
- Oh, shut up.

291
00:12:07,843 --> 00:12:10,469
You and the lady friend
are getting tight, huh, Frank?

292
00:12:10,470 --> 00:12:11,841
Wait. I don't care.

293
00:12:13,002 --> 00:12:15,516
We are getting tight, V.
Thank you for asking.

294
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:18,477
Only thing that's a little bit odd is,

295
00:12:18,478 --> 00:12:20,646
she appears to live in a Rolls-Royce.

296
00:12:20,647 --> 00:12:21,966
A Rolls?

297
00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:24,018
You see, I don't want her
to feel uncomfortable

298
00:12:24,019 --> 00:12:25,179
that she's homeless.

299
00:12:25,180 --> 00:12:26,360
We've all been there.

300
00:12:26,361 --> 00:12:28,006
- Never.
- We've never been there.

301
00:12:28,007 --> 00:12:29,488
I'm probably homeless right now.

302
00:12:29,489 --> 00:12:31,198
Got to check with the kids about that.

303
00:12:31,199 --> 00:12:33,152
Are you sure she's homeless, Frank?

304
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:34,618
The Rolls-Royce doesn't make sense.

305
00:12:34,619 --> 00:12:35,870
Yeah, have you actually asked her,

306
00:12:35,871 --> 00:12:37,962
"Do you have a house, Faye?"

307
00:12:37,963 --> 00:12:41,000
Got to play the long game
with a woman like this.

308
00:12:41,001 --> 00:12:43,520
Let her dole out
the info at her own pace.

309
00:12:43,987 --> 00:12:45,730
Peel back the onion

310
00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:48,250
and reveal her ripe fruit to me
when she's ready.

311
00:12:50,427 --> 00:12:53,025
Hey, Faye, do you have a house?

312
00:12:53,026 --> 00:12:54,403
Yes. Why?

313
00:13:00,703 --> 00:13:03,016
Staff meeting.

314
00:13:03,017 --> 00:13:04,940
Now in session.

315
00:13:04,941 --> 00:13:06,940
All right.

316
00:13:06,941 --> 00:13:09,111
We got a special today.

317
00:13:09,112 --> 00:13:10,783
Shrimp tater tots.

318
00:13:10,784 --> 00:13:13,032
Part tater, part shrimp.

319
00:13:13,033 --> 00:13:14,366
I'ma throw up.

320
00:13:14,367 --> 00:13:16,574
Looks like you fried a turd, Lori.

321
00:13:16,575 --> 00:13:18,725
Serving these beauties
up with a slice of lemon

322
00:13:18,726 --> 00:13:21,125
and a dollop of tartar jizz.

323
00:13:21,126 --> 00:13:23,438
Seven-fifty
with a combo drink and fries.

324
00:13:23,439 --> 00:13:25,420
Jesus.

325
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:29,548
You getting all this, Carl? Hello?

326
00:13:29,549 --> 00:13:32,409
- Yeah. I got it.
- What's wrong with you?

327
00:13:32,410 --> 00:13:34,271
He's questioning his life choices.

328
00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:36,513
Going through his "wants to do
good for the world" phase.

329
00:13:36,514 --> 00:13:38,015
It'll pass.

330
00:13:38,016 --> 00:13:39,423
Why would you want to do good?

331
00:13:39,424 --> 00:13:40,664
I don't know.

332
00:13:40,665 --> 00:13:44,203
Guess it felt good saving lives
and fixing streetlights.

333
00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:46,985
Felt like I had a purpose
on this earth, you know?

334
00:13:46,986 --> 00:13:48,734
- Join the military.
- I can't.

335
00:13:48,735 --> 00:13:49,925
I'm banned.

336
00:13:49,926 --> 00:13:51,737
So gain 50 pounds and be a cop, then.

337
00:13:51,738 --> 00:13:53,693
I'm too young to apply.

338
00:13:53,694 --> 00:13:57,013
Guess this is my fate...
Serving shrimp taters.

339
00:13:58,745 --> 00:14:00,360
Let me tell you something, Carl.

340
00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:03,123
You think I always wanted
to do this with my life?

341
00:14:03,124 --> 00:14:05,793
Serving up fried turd balls
with a bunch of ex-cons?

342
00:14:05,794 --> 00:14:07,795
I'm a vet, Lori. Two tours!

343
00:14:07,796 --> 00:14:10,632
This wasn't my dream.
I wanted to be a teacher.

344
00:14:11,758 --> 00:14:15,552
But cocaine tasted so good,
I just did that instead.

345
00:14:15,553 --> 00:14:17,763
The point is, you got to have dreams.

346
00:14:17,764 --> 00:14:19,515
Go be a cop.

347
00:14:19,516 --> 00:14:20,934
Can't apply till I'm 21.

348
00:14:20,935 --> 00:14:23,625
Uh, you ever heard of
faking a birth certificate

349
00:14:23,626 --> 00:14:24,895
using a dead guy's name?

350
00:14:36,486 --> 00:14:39,029
Some big people here today. Am I right?

351
00:14:39,030 --> 00:14:41,328
- Yep.
- Whose your boy?

352
00:14:41,329 --> 00:14:42,788
Sixteen.

353
00:14:42,789 --> 00:14:44,456
You got Todd Bryerson?

354
00:14:44,457 --> 00:14:46,208
Nice.

355
00:14:46,209 --> 00:14:47,536
I'm with 22.

356
00:14:47,537 --> 00:14:49,534
Cordel Jackson.

357
00:14:49,535 --> 00:14:52,029
Yeah, we're positioning him to
take a third endorsement today.

358
00:14:53,090 --> 00:14:55,462
Timbo Keller, RCE Sports Management.

359
00:14:55,463 --> 00:14:57,678
- And you are?
- You're not poaching my boy.

360
00:14:57,679 --> 00:14:59,805
Whoa, little man.
I was just gonna say...

361
00:14:59,806 --> 00:15:01,014
Walk away.

362
00:15:01,015 --> 00:15:02,808
- Wow. You're paranoid.
- I've seen you eye him.

363
00:15:02,809 --> 00:15:04,268
Walk away.

364
00:15:10,378 --> 00:15:12,651
Listen, buddy. Got a strategy.

365
00:15:12,652 --> 00:15:14,153
Check it.

366
00:15:14,154 --> 00:15:16,521
The new Apollos? Not out yet.

367
00:15:16,522 --> 00:15:18,198
They're gonna be huge.

368
00:15:18,199 --> 00:15:20,325
New lace technology.

369
00:15:20,326 --> 00:15:22,369
Self-tightens.

370
00:15:22,370 --> 00:15:23,579
Apollos?

371
00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:25,278
That's all you can get me?

372
00:15:25,279 --> 00:15:27,332
Cordel's got Air Jordans,
and RCE signed him.

373
00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:29,042
Trust me.

374
00:15:29,043 --> 00:15:32,358
Get photographed in these.
Boom, leverage.

375
00:15:32,359 --> 00:15:34,173
What's leverage?

376
00:15:34,174 --> 00:15:35,883
Don't worry about it.

377
00:15:35,884 --> 00:15:37,084
Trust me.

378
00:15:53,981 --> 00:15:56,360
Hey, Officer Berto.
Can we talk for a second?

379
00:15:56,361 --> 00:15:57,946
I haven't seen your dad. Buzz off.

380
00:15:57,947 --> 00:15:59,573
Wait, wait. It's not about my dad.

381
00:15:59,574 --> 00:16:01,533
- It's about lawyers.
- Worse.

382
00:16:01,534 --> 00:16:02,785
- I'm on my break.
- Great.

383
00:16:09,292 --> 00:16:11,835
When you got arrested

384
00:16:11,836 --> 00:16:13,825
for beating the shit
out of that Cardinals fan,

385
00:16:13,826 --> 00:16:16,031
who was the lawyer that got you off?

386
00:16:16,032 --> 00:16:17,174
Danny Alvarez.

387
00:16:17,175 --> 00:16:19,182
Best lawyer around.

388
00:16:19,183 --> 00:16:22,095
Five hundred an hour. Worth every penny.

389
00:16:22,096 --> 00:16:24,018
Yeah, I thought I was fucked
when Tina wouldn't marry me,

390
00:16:24,019 --> 00:16:25,371
but Danny saved my ass.

391
00:16:25,372 --> 00:16:27,028
Got me off scot-free.

392
00:16:28,186 --> 00:16:29,728
Wouldn't marry you?

393
00:16:29,729 --> 00:16:31,396
What's that got to do with anything?

394
00:16:31,397 --> 00:16:33,023
Oh, 'cause married people can't testify

395
00:16:33,024 --> 00:16:34,399
against each other in a court of law.

396
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,692
It's called spousal privilege.

397
00:16:35,693 --> 00:16:38,320
That's why I tried
to get Tina to marry me,

398
00:16:38,321 --> 00:16:40,113
but the bitch said, no,
she wouldn't cover for me.

399
00:16:40,114 --> 00:16:41,240
So I had to hire Danny.

400
00:16:41,241 --> 00:16:44,047
Married people can't testify
against each other? Ever?

401
00:16:44,048 --> 00:16:45,077
Nope.

402
00:16:45,078 --> 00:16:46,433
Any knowledge you have

403
00:16:46,434 --> 00:16:48,747
of each other's shit
is strictly confidential.

404
00:16:48,748 --> 00:16:50,749
It's what we in the biz call a loophole.

405
00:16:54,087 --> 00:16:55,560
What's his blood type?

406
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,131
What? They need to know his blood type

407
00:16:58,132 --> 00:16:59,758
so he can do tummy time?

408
00:16:59,759 --> 00:17:00,968
Mm.

409
00:17:00,969 --> 00:17:03,611
I'm just gonna put "red."

410
00:17:05,265 --> 00:17:06,716
Who's his emergency contact?

411
00:17:06,717 --> 00:17:08,563
That's easy. Me.

412
00:17:09,356 --> 00:17:11,854
Who are they supposed to call
if we're both unreachable

413
00:17:11,855 --> 00:17:13,301
and Fred's having a seizure?

414
00:17:13,302 --> 00:17:14,394
Seizure? Jesus.

415
00:17:14,395 --> 00:17:16,692
What are they gonna do
to him in this place?

416
00:17:16,693 --> 00:17:18,277
Cami.

417
00:17:18,278 --> 00:17:20,192
No. Your sister? No. No, no, no.

418
00:17:20,193 --> 00:17:21,738
Uh... Ian.

419
00:17:21,739 --> 00:17:23,604
Ian the felon?

420
00:17:23,605 --> 00:17:26,118
Uh, uh, Debbie, then.

421
00:17:26,119 --> 00:17:27,119
The prostitute.

422
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:28,871
Okay. Um...

423
00:17:28,872 --> 00:17:32,207
look, why don't we just
leave it blank, huh?

424
00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:35,127
You can't leave it blank. So Cami.

425
00:17:36,428 --> 00:17:39,187
She and Brad are gonna be
Fred's legal guardians anyway.

426
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:40,800
What? Since when?

427
00:17:42,218 --> 00:17:44,219
Why wouldn't they be?

428
00:17:44,220 --> 00:17:46,763
Uh, because
Brad fell off the wagon so hard

429
00:17:46,764 --> 00:17:48,464
that we had to pick him up
out of a ditch last year,

430
00:17:48,465 --> 00:17:50,218
and you hate your sister?

431
00:17:51,311 --> 00:17:53,520
- I don't hate my sister.
- Yes, you do.

432
00:17:53,521 --> 00:17:54,814
And we all do.

433
00:17:56,065 --> 00:17:59,484
Fine. Um, my Aunt Oopie, then.

434
00:17:59,485 --> 00:18:01,092
Aunt Oop... no. Fuck, no. What?

435
00:18:01,093 --> 00:18:02,613
Okay.

436
00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:05,054
Who did you have in mind
to be Fred's legal guardian?

437
00:18:09,204 --> 00:18:11,084
I don't know. Can we just do this later?

438
00:18:11,731 --> 00:18:13,457
A Gallagher, though, right?

439
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:15,292
Honestly, I hadn't even
thought about it.

440
00:18:16,632 --> 00:18:18,462
Bye, buddy!

441
00:18:18,463 --> 00:18:19,889
Hey. We will be
talking about this later.

442
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,048
Yes.

443
00:18:21,049 --> 00:18:22,758
Bye!

444
00:18:25,303 --> 00:18:26,479
Debbie?

445
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,931
Hey. Uh...

446
00:18:28,932 --> 00:18:32,059
I was just wondering why
you gave me this last night.

447
00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:34,019
Oh, I'm sorry. Was it not enough?

448
00:18:34,020 --> 00:18:36,563
Here, come in. Come in.

449
00:18:36,564 --> 00:18:38,023
Just, um...
My wallet's right over there.

450
00:18:38,024 --> 00:18:39,693
Just take whatever your rate is.

451
00:18:39,694 --> 00:18:41,255
I wasn't sure.

452
00:18:41,256 --> 00:18:43,528
Claudia, I don't have a rate.

453
00:18:43,529 --> 00:18:45,072
I'm not a prostitute.

454
00:18:45,073 --> 00:18:46,693
You're not?

455
00:18:46,694 --> 00:18:48,575
Why were you sitting
with all the prostitutes, then?

456
00:18:48,576 --> 00:18:50,327
You know, they call that Ho Corner.

457
00:18:50,328 --> 00:18:53,076
I did not know that.

458
00:18:53,077 --> 00:18:56,458
I just met you,
and I thought I liked you.

459
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:59,044
So I was a freebie?

460
00:18:59,045 --> 00:19:00,605
No, you weren't a freebie,

461
00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:03,715
because you're not a john
and I'm not a prostitute.

462
00:19:03,716 --> 00:19:05,455
I just thought we hit it off.

463
00:19:05,456 --> 00:19:07,386
Oh!

464
00:19:07,387 --> 00:19:09,721
Well, I thought
we had a connection, too.

465
00:19:09,722 --> 00:19:12,166
So this is a misunderstanding?

466
00:19:12,167 --> 00:19:14,559
Big mistake. Huge.

467
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:15,644
Great.

468
00:19:15,645 --> 00:19:17,935
Um, I have to get to work,

469
00:19:17,936 --> 00:19:20,660
but can I take you out
on a proper date later?

470
00:19:21,609 --> 00:19:23,162
Sure.

471
00:19:23,778 --> 00:19:25,613
How long are you in town?

472
00:19:25,614 --> 00:19:27,872
I live here. Up in Lake Forest.

473
00:19:27,873 --> 00:19:29,866
I just get a hotel room

474
00:19:29,867 --> 00:19:31,743
when I have a late meeting in the city

475
00:19:31,744 --> 00:19:34,579
or I'm too fucked up on,
you know, and looking for a...

476
00:19:35,790 --> 00:19:38,336
So, uh, dinner?

477
00:19:38,337 --> 00:19:40,638
How about seven o'clock tonight?

478
00:19:41,254 --> 00:19:43,171
- Sure. Sounds good.
- Okay.

479
00:19:43,172 --> 00:19:44,659
And here, I'm gonna return this.

480
00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:46,627
Oh, no, no, no. Keep it, as a gift.

481
00:19:46,628 --> 00:19:48,802
It's the least I can do
for insulting you.

482
00:19:48,803 --> 00:19:50,304
Oh!

483
00:19:50,305 --> 00:19:52,043
And if you're free today,

484
00:19:52,044 --> 00:19:54,440
why don't you just enjoy the room?

485
00:19:54,441 --> 00:19:55,976
I mean, I have to go to work,

486
00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:57,731
but I can arrange for a late checkout.

487
00:19:57,732 --> 00:19:59,510
I mean, just order up some room service

488
00:19:59,511 --> 00:20:00,773
or a spa treatment.

489
00:20:01,941 --> 00:20:03,234
Well, thanks.

490
00:20:08,156 --> 00:20:09,781
I don't understand.

491
00:20:09,782 --> 00:20:12,037
If you have a house,
why didn't we sleep in it?

492
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,703
It's embarrassing.

493
00:20:15,791 --> 00:20:17,867
You'll think I'm crazy.

494
00:20:18,791 --> 00:20:22,831
There is zero percent chance
that I'll think you're crazy.

495
00:20:22,832 --> 00:20:25,352
What's embarrassing? You got bedbugs?

496
00:20:25,353 --> 00:20:27,924
You know what? Let's change the subject.

497
00:20:27,925 --> 00:20:29,177
Come on.

498
00:20:29,178 --> 00:20:30,260
Tell Frank.

499
00:20:30,261 --> 00:20:31,803
You got a husband back home?

500
00:20:31,804 --> 00:20:33,554
Much worse than that.

501
00:20:33,555 --> 00:20:34,974
Children?

502
00:20:34,975 --> 00:20:37,310
It's haunted, Frank.

503
00:20:37,311 --> 00:20:39,855
I'm terrified to be there alone.

504
00:20:39,856 --> 00:20:41,972
That's why I sleep in my car.

505
00:20:42,815 --> 00:20:45,150
"Haunted"?

506
00:20:45,151 --> 00:20:47,069
Every floor,

507
00:20:47,070 --> 00:20:49,071
every room,

508
00:20:49,072 --> 00:20:51,990
including the ballroom
and servants' quarters.

509
00:20:51,991 --> 00:20:54,076
How big is this house?

510
00:20:54,077 --> 00:20:57,579
Twenty-two thousand nine
hundred eleven square feet.

511
00:20:57,580 --> 00:20:59,406
On the lake.

512
00:20:59,407 --> 00:21:02,000
Nine bedrooms, including the master.

513
00:21:02,001 --> 00:21:04,086
But that's mostly just storage

514
00:21:04,087 --> 00:21:06,498
for my father's
single-malt scotch collection.

515
00:21:07,757 --> 00:21:09,841
Your father collects scotch?

516
00:21:09,842 --> 00:21:11,465
Did. Yes.

517
00:21:11,466 --> 00:21:13,178
He's dead now.

518
00:21:13,179 --> 00:21:16,390
He has hundreds of bottles
of the stuff in that room.

519
00:21:16,391 --> 00:21:17,760
I mean...

520
00:21:17,761 --> 00:21:21,019
Not that I'm brave enough
to go in there.

521
00:21:21,020 --> 00:21:25,075
You know, Faye, I believe in ghosts.

522
00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:27,415
I see them. I hear them.

523
00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:29,736
And I can exorcise them.

524
00:21:29,737 --> 00:21:31,620
We're simpatico.

525
00:21:31,621 --> 00:21:33,895
I could help you get rid of 'em
for good.

526
00:21:34,992 --> 00:21:36,192
Really?

527
00:21:37,662 --> 00:21:39,329
Who else you gonna call?

528
00:21:59,492 --> 00:22:00,639
Ladies and gentlemen,

529
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:03,228
let's all stand for the national anthem.

530
00:22:18,578 --> 00:22:20,871
"Southside Kid Finally Takes a Stand."

531
00:22:24,060 --> 00:22:25,099
Boom.

532
00:22:28,379 --> 00:22:30,385
Man, let me ask you something.

533
00:22:30,386 --> 00:22:32,716
Who's your kid's guardian?

534
00:22:32,717 --> 00:22:35,010
You, I think.

535
00:22:35,011 --> 00:22:37,058
No. I'm just kidding.

536
00:22:37,059 --> 00:22:40,765
It's, uh, some Bible-thumping
aunt on Cami's side.

537
00:22:40,766 --> 00:22:42,392
Oh, and you're okay with that?

538
00:22:42,393 --> 00:22:45,270
I mean, it not being someone
in your own family?

539
00:22:45,271 --> 00:22:47,772
You've clearly never met my family.

540
00:22:47,773 --> 00:22:50,066
Guardian stuff's up
to the mother anyway.

541
00:22:50,067 --> 00:22:51,645
Everything is.

542
00:22:51,646 --> 00:22:53,926
Sooner you accept that,
the better your life will be.

543
00:22:54,526 --> 00:22:56,698
Remote control, up to her.

544
00:22:56,699 --> 00:22:58,438
Temperature of every room, up to her.

545
00:22:58,439 --> 00:23:00,203
Your balls, up to her.

546
00:23:01,454 --> 00:23:02,663
Oh.

547
00:23:05,875 --> 00:23:07,343
Yo. What's up?

548
00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:09,430
Hey. The new daycare wouldn't take Fred.

549
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:10,717
What?

550
00:23:10,718 --> 00:23:13,673
The daycare wouldn't take Fred
because of his rash.

551
00:23:13,674 --> 00:23:14,841
Oh. Is that right?

552
00:23:14,842 --> 00:23:16,853
Well, not his rash,

553
00:23:16,854 --> 00:23:18,906
but because of his stupid rash,
they took his temperature,

554
00:23:18,907 --> 00:23:21,306
and it's point-two degrees
higher than it should be,

555
00:23:21,307 --> 00:23:23,558
so they sent him home.

556
00:23:23,559 --> 00:23:25,024
Okay. Where are you now?

557
00:23:25,025 --> 00:23:26,564
Uh, I'm almost home.

558
00:23:26,565 --> 00:23:28,772
Aunt Oopie is meeting me there,
and then, hopefully,

559
00:23:28,773 --> 00:23:30,357
I will still make it to work on time.

560
00:23:30,358 --> 00:23:32,505
Oh, your-your-your aunt I've never met?

561
00:23:32,506 --> 00:23:33,666
She's available.

562
00:23:33,667 --> 00:23:35,387
You know, you can meet her
when you get home.

563
00:23:35,388 --> 00:23:37,179
Oh, and can you pick up
some baby aspirin?

564
00:23:37,180 --> 00:23:38,490
Mwah.

565
00:23:38,491 --> 00:23:41,202
Ah, fuck me.

566
00:23:44,205 --> 00:23:46,164
We're getting close.

567
00:23:46,165 --> 00:23:48,833
Oh, Frank.

568
00:23:48,834 --> 00:23:51,878
I'm in a cold sweat.

569
00:23:51,879 --> 00:23:54,548
Let's talk about
these spirits for a second.

570
00:23:54,549 --> 00:23:57,008
Uh, can you see them,
or are they more of a presence?

571
00:23:57,009 --> 00:23:58,343
A presence.

572
00:23:58,344 --> 00:24:01,137
Like a cold hand on my neck.

573
00:24:01,138 --> 00:24:03,056
Okay. Right here.

574
00:24:06,352 --> 00:24:10,146
It's the worst when I'm in bed.

575
00:24:10,147 --> 00:24:12,524
They hover over me.

576
00:24:12,525 --> 00:24:15,068
Oh, God.

577
00:24:15,069 --> 00:24:17,112
Oh, God.

578
00:24:18,948 --> 00:24:20,323
Fr...

579
00:24:20,324 --> 00:24:21,593
I-I-I...

580
00:24:21,594 --> 00:24:23,696
I can't do this.

581
00:24:23,697 --> 00:24:25,030
Give me your hand.

582
00:24:25,031 --> 00:24:27,163
It's like our black president said,

583
00:24:27,164 --> 00:24:29,124
"Yes, we can."

584
00:24:29,125 --> 00:24:30,542
Come on.

585
00:24:30,543 --> 00:24:33,628
Come on. Come on.

586
00:24:33,629 --> 00:24:36,667
It's just a house.

587
00:24:37,425 --> 00:24:41,380
A very expensive house,
but nothing we can't handle.

588
00:24:56,068 --> 00:24:57,694
Let's start

589
00:24:57,695 --> 00:24:59,771
with the scotch-collection room
and go from there.

590
00:24:59,772 --> 00:25:02,157
- Which way?
- Up the stairs.

591
00:25:02,158 --> 00:25:04,226
Uh, for whatever it's worth,

592
00:25:04,227 --> 00:25:08,371
my spidey sense is really not
picking up any spirits.

593
00:25:08,372 --> 00:25:09,414
Right?

594
00:25:09,415 --> 00:25:12,167
No ghosts in here, right?

595
00:25:12,168 --> 00:25:13,293
I can't.

596
00:25:13,294 --> 00:25:14,814
I literally can't
go up the stairs, Frank.

597
00:25:14,815 --> 00:25:16,421
Faye, take my hand.

598
00:25:16,422 --> 00:25:19,215
I want you to really hear
what I'm about to tell you.

599
00:25:19,216 --> 00:25:20,759
I've got you.

600
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,254
And you're safe with me.

601
00:25:26,182 --> 00:25:27,382
Aw.

602
00:25:28,122 --> 00:25:29,445
Is that you?

603
00:25:30,603 --> 00:25:31,805
Yes.

604
00:25:32,521 --> 00:25:34,314
At high-school graduation...

605
00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:37,144
right before
everything changed forever...

606
00:25:38,110 --> 00:25:39,813
when my life still had promise.

607
00:25:50,790 --> 00:25:53,000
You're late. Grab an AK.

608
00:25:53,001 --> 00:25:54,538
- What's up, Mickey?
- Hey, the large file

609
00:25:54,539 --> 00:25:55,999
works best on serial numbers.

610
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,963
Yo, I heard about
that bitch PO going down.

611
00:25:58,964 --> 00:26:01,549
Yeah, who's the lucky
parolee that gets that trophy?

612
00:26:01,550 --> 00:26:03,379
I bet he's loving life right now.

613
00:26:03,380 --> 00:26:04,969
Why you make me ask you twice?

614
00:26:04,970 --> 00:26:06,792
Sit. File.

615
00:26:06,793 --> 00:26:08,515
I'm not really here to work, Pops.

616
00:26:08,516 --> 00:26:10,183
"Not here to work," he says.

617
00:26:10,184 --> 00:26:11,559
You helped us move 'em last night.

618
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,509
- Now you got cold feet?
- No. I just...

619
00:26:14,146 --> 00:26:16,605
I need advice, actually.

620
00:26:17,149 --> 00:26:18,983
- What the fuck?
- Yeah, I know.

621
00:26:18,984 --> 00:26:21,277
Look, I'm pretty sure Ian
popped that PO.

622
00:26:21,278 --> 00:26:22,757
Who's Ian?

623
00:26:22,758 --> 00:26:24,816
Fuck you, man.
Don't start with that shit.

624
00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:26,908
Hey, I'm just fucking with you.

625
00:26:26,909 --> 00:26:29,661
No way in hell that little
gay carrot boy shot her.

626
00:26:29,662 --> 00:26:31,109
No. She didn't get shot.

627
00:26:31,110 --> 00:26:33,373
She got... pushed out a window.

628
00:26:33,374 --> 00:26:34,874
Did he tell you he did it?

629
00:26:36,502 --> 00:26:38,253
In so many words, yeah.

630
00:26:38,254 --> 00:26:40,180
Shit. Were you wearing a wire?

631
00:26:40,181 --> 00:26:41,755
Anyone else hear the conversation?

632
00:26:41,756 --> 00:26:44,384
No. Look, cops want us to
come in and answer questions.

633
00:26:44,385 --> 00:26:46,068
Fuck! All right. Go get packed.

634
00:26:46,069 --> 00:26:48,012
George, call Benny.
Tell him to get the van.

635
00:26:48,013 --> 00:26:49,347
We got to take some cargo to Canada.

636
00:26:49,348 --> 00:26:51,454
No. No. I'm not running.
I need to protect him.

637
00:26:51,455 --> 00:26:52,974
What are my options here?

638
00:26:53,774 --> 00:26:55,197
Oh, you want options?

639
00:26:55,604 --> 00:26:57,230
He wants options.

640
00:26:57,231 --> 00:26:59,195
God damn it!

641
00:26:59,196 --> 00:27:01,276
You're a Milkovich.

642
00:27:01,277 --> 00:27:03,236
Cops gonna pin this on you so fast,

643
00:27:03,237 --> 00:27:04,529
you'll be back in the pen

644
00:27:04,530 --> 00:27:06,573
before lights out in cellblock C.

645
00:27:06,574 --> 00:27:08,154
Nothing else you can do but run.

646
00:27:08,155 --> 00:27:10,211
Oh, unless you got married.

647
00:27:10,212 --> 00:27:12,477
See, you can't testify
against each other in court

648
00:27:12,478 --> 00:27:14,372
if you're mister and mister.

649
00:27:14,373 --> 00:27:17,333
Milkovich men marry vaginas, period.

650
00:27:17,334 --> 00:27:19,043
He's gay, Terry.

651
00:27:19,044 --> 00:27:21,795
I'm gay. People are gay.
Do you want a beer?

652
00:27:21,796 --> 00:27:23,282
Shut your filthy mouth.

653
00:27:23,283 --> 00:27:25,884
Hey, marriage isn't about
sexual orientation anyway.

654
00:27:25,885 --> 00:27:27,845
We like pussy, right, Snook?

655
00:27:27,846 --> 00:27:29,185
Fucking love pussy.

656
00:27:29,186 --> 00:27:30,680
Can't get enough pussy.

657
00:27:30,681 --> 00:27:32,015
We're both zero percent gay.

658
00:27:32,016 --> 00:27:33,444
Yeah, we're not even prison gay.

659
00:27:33,445 --> 00:27:34,809
But technically,

660
00:27:34,810 --> 00:27:36,519
we've been legally married
for what, George?

661
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:37,652
- Nine years?
- Yeah.

662
00:27:37,653 --> 00:27:39,112
Thirteen federal court hearings.

663
00:27:39,113 --> 00:27:40,995
Never testified against each other once.

664
00:27:40,996 --> 00:27:42,901
H-hold on. So you're saying that

665
00:27:42,902 --> 00:27:44,163
if Ian and I get married,

666
00:27:44,164 --> 00:27:46,769
then anything that happens
between us is a secret?

667
00:27:46,770 --> 00:27:48,823
You marry someone with a cock,

668
00:27:48,824 --> 00:27:51,367
I will bludgeon you dead in your sleep.

669
00:27:51,368 --> 00:27:54,287
Good talk, Dad. Thanks.

670
00:27:54,288 --> 00:27:56,831
Product conviction.
That is what it is about.

671
00:27:56,832 --> 00:27:59,250
You have got to have
conviction in your product.

672
00:27:59,251 --> 00:28:02,712
Equals sales, equals profit,
equals new Mercedes.

673
00:28:02,713 --> 00:28:04,255
I don't sell Escargold.

674
00:28:04,256 --> 00:28:06,443
Escargold sells itself.

675
00:28:06,444 --> 00:28:09,784
I get to sit back and wax
my 'Cedes with an Hermes scarf.

676
00:28:09,785 --> 00:28:12,115
Mm! Kev knows what I'm talking about.

677
00:28:12,116 --> 00:28:13,207
Kev knows!

678
00:28:13,208 --> 00:28:15,266
Can you talk some more
about the marketing tiers?

679
00:28:15,267 --> 00:28:16,351
What exactly is that?

680
00:28:16,352 --> 00:28:18,436
Multitier marketing.

681
00:28:18,437 --> 00:28:20,980
It's like...
You know what it's like, Kev?

682
00:28:20,981 --> 00:28:22,357
Sports.

683
00:28:22,358 --> 00:28:23,608
I'm the captain of my team,

684
00:28:23,609 --> 00:28:25,303
and I want you two to play for me

685
00:28:25,304 --> 00:28:26,583
because you're gonna be great players.

686
00:28:26,584 --> 00:28:29,072
MVPs. Top-draw producers. Okay?

687
00:28:29,073 --> 00:28:30,723
So I'm gonna take a little percentage

688
00:28:30,724 --> 00:28:32,408
of your sales off the top
because I recruited you.

689
00:28:32,409 --> 00:28:33,505
- Mm-hmm.
- But once you are up

690
00:28:33,506 --> 00:28:34,744
and running and you have

691
00:28:34,745 --> 00:28:36,424
quadrupled your initial investment...

692
00:28:36,425 --> 00:28:37,872
Which takes how long?

693
00:28:37,873 --> 00:28:39,624
Six months if you've got hustle.

694
00:28:39,625 --> 00:28:41,334
You good with Insta? Snap? Twitter?

695
00:28:41,335 --> 00:28:42,627
So good.

696
00:28:42,628 --> 00:28:43,993
So what's your capital investment?

697
00:28:43,994 --> 00:28:45,672
Because for 2,500,

698
00:28:45,673 --> 00:28:47,990
we can get your inventory
set up, and we can play ball.

699
00:28:47,991 --> 00:28:49,448
We have 825.

700
00:28:50,386 --> 00:28:52,315
For 825,

701
00:28:52,316 --> 00:28:55,348
we can get your inventory
set up, and we can play ball.

702
00:28:55,349 --> 00:28:57,642
So why don't you two follow me
out to my 'Cedes?

703
00:28:57,643 --> 00:28:59,114
And we are gonna load you up.

704
00:28:59,115 --> 00:29:00,520
I still don't know what the product is.

705
00:29:00,521 --> 00:29:02,480
- What is Escargold?
- Yeah. What does it do?

706
00:29:05,484 --> 00:29:06,901
Now, I know what you're thinking:

707
00:29:06,902 --> 00:29:08,695
"This is just some Korean skincare fad."

708
00:29:08,696 --> 00:29:10,157
And the answer is no.

709
00:29:10,158 --> 00:29:11,990
Escargold eyepatches minimize wrinkles

710
00:29:11,991 --> 00:29:14,659
and de-puff eyes.

711
00:29:14,660 --> 00:29:16,953
Using a special ingredient...

712
00:29:16,954 --> 00:29:19,831
Snail mucus.

713
00:29:19,832 --> 00:29:22,011
Snail? Like slugs?

714
00:29:22,012 --> 00:29:25,169
No. Snail like expensive.

715
00:29:25,170 --> 00:29:26,170
- Mm-hmm.
- Very rare.

716
00:29:26,171 --> 00:29:28,006
They're really popular all over Europe

717
00:29:28,007 --> 00:29:29,028
and parts of France, guys.

718
00:29:29,029 --> 00:29:30,508
They really do work.

719
00:29:30,509 --> 00:29:33,845
Ingredients are all-natural and organic.

720
00:29:33,846 --> 00:29:35,513
Yeah, 'cause they're snails.

721
00:29:35,514 --> 00:29:37,849
Free samples coming around.

722
00:29:37,850 --> 00:29:39,601
Once you try it,
you are sure to buy a case

723
00:29:39,602 --> 00:29:42,407
for our special introductory price

724
00:29:42,408 --> 00:29:46,063
of $29.99.

725
00:29:46,064 --> 00:29:47,623
V, what the hell are we
supposed to do again?

726
00:29:47,624 --> 00:29:49,319
Make a face story on graham cracker?

727
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,696
Why don't you let me handle
the social media?

728
00:30:02,374 --> 00:30:04,751
Afternoon, sir. Name's Carl Gallagher.

729
00:30:04,752 --> 00:30:06,669
I'm here to join the police academy,

730
00:30:06,670 --> 00:30:09,005
dedicate my life to law enforcement,

731
00:30:09,006 --> 00:30:12,184
and here is my ID that says I'm 21.

732
00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:14,886
How old are you really, son?

733
00:30:14,887 --> 00:30:17,722
- How old do you need me to be?
- The age you actually are.

734
00:30:17,723 --> 00:30:21,351
I'm 21. Just look at my ID.

735
00:30:21,352 --> 00:30:24,062
Well, this says your name
is Lewis McGillicutty, Carl.

736
00:30:24,063 --> 00:30:26,439
Born 1947.

737
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:29,067
But this just shows how much I want it.

738
00:30:29,068 --> 00:30:31,163
- Out.
- Oh, come on.

739
00:30:31,164 --> 00:30:33,613
How many minors do you get in
here begging to join the force?

740
00:30:33,614 --> 00:30:36,049
Begging to make shit money
and get called a pig?

741
00:30:36,050 --> 00:30:37,700
This is my calling.

742
00:30:37,701 --> 00:30:39,157
Punishing the oppressors
of the underclass

743
00:30:39,158 --> 00:30:40,536
is what I'm all about.

744
00:30:40,537 --> 00:30:42,413
I have three skills to offer you, sir:

745
00:30:42,414 --> 00:30:44,540
I like to choke things,
I'm good with weapons,

746
00:30:44,541 --> 00:30:46,408
and I got a buttload
of rage in my heart.

747
00:30:46,409 --> 00:30:48,763
Hey, Cody. Come on out.

748
00:30:48,764 --> 00:30:49,864
What?

749
00:30:49,865 --> 00:30:51,881
Now, it's not exactly the academy, Carl,

750
00:30:51,882 --> 00:30:53,424
but it might be up your alley.

751
00:30:53,425 --> 00:30:56,151
Uh, this is Carl... I think
he'd be a great candidate

752
00:30:56,152 --> 00:30:58,328
for the kids thing that we do.
What are we calling it...

753
00:30:58,329 --> 00:30:59,628
What the hell you talking about?

754
00:30:59,629 --> 00:31:01,224
The youth thing we do for...

755
00:31:01,225 --> 00:31:03,226
Uh, mentorship for the teenagers.

756
00:31:03,227 --> 00:31:04,477
Oh, we're still doing that bullshit?

757
00:31:04,478 --> 00:31:07,480
It's called the Youth Committee

758
00:31:07,481 --> 00:31:11,067
to Investigate Youthful Comm...
Uh, something like that.

759
00:31:11,068 --> 00:31:12,080
Yeah, that's it.

760
00:31:12,081 --> 00:31:13,736
And it's for students who are interested

761
00:31:13,737 --> 00:31:15,113
in a career in law enforcement.

762
00:31:15,114 --> 00:31:17,240
I'm interested.
What does it entail, sir?

763
00:31:17,241 --> 00:31:20,081
Eh, not much, just a couple
hours after school every week.

764
00:31:20,082 --> 00:31:21,127
Um...

765
00:31:21,128 --> 00:31:24,080
there's usually a flash grenade
demonstration at some point.

766
00:31:24,081 --> 00:31:26,332
Flash grenades?
What about real grenades?

767
00:31:26,333 --> 00:31:28,539
Oh, he's gonna fit right in.

768
00:31:30,879 --> 00:31:31,963
In today's segment

769
00:31:31,964 --> 00:31:34,632
of "Snowflake Central"...

770
00:31:34,633 --> 00:31:37,802
...we focus on the latest
victim of the liberal agenda...

771
00:31:37,803 --> 00:31:39,804
An elementary-school gun show.

772
00:31:39,805 --> 00:31:40,983
Dallas resident Sandra Benson

773
00:31:40,984 --> 00:31:42,807
was looking forward to sharing...

774
00:31:42,808 --> 00:31:44,225
Hey.

775
00:31:44,226 --> 00:31:46,477
Hi, hi, hi, hi.

776
00:31:46,478 --> 00:31:47,645
...a fourth grader who couldn't wait...

777
00:31:47,646 --> 00:31:48,907
Uh, hello?

778
00:31:50,065 --> 00:31:52,692
Oh, hello. Aunt Oopie here.

779
00:31:52,693 --> 00:31:54,369
- Hey.
- Not gonna call you Lip.

780
00:31:54,370 --> 00:31:55,483
Hope that's okay.

781
00:31:55,484 --> 00:31:58,489
Gonna call you by your lovely
God-given name, Phillip.

782
00:31:58,490 --> 00:31:59,532
Okay.

783
00:31:59,533 --> 00:32:01,075
- After the prophet.
- Right.

784
00:32:01,076 --> 00:32:03,366
Oopie Tamietti at your service.

785
00:32:03,367 --> 00:32:04,915
Is that O-O-O-pie?

786
00:32:04,916 --> 00:32:07,147
No, it's Oopie. Like "loopy."

787
00:32:07,148 --> 00:32:09,500
Okay. Uh, well, thank you...

788
00:32:09,501 --> 00:32:11,502
Thanks for watching Fred
for us, you know?

789
00:32:11,503 --> 00:32:13,880
Honestly, I'm just so happy
to be able to spend time

790
00:32:13,881 --> 00:32:16,132
with that creamy little Alfredo sauce!

791
00:32:16,133 --> 00:32:17,515
- Yeah.
- He's the best baby on Earth.

792
00:32:17,516 --> 00:32:18,676
He is.

793
00:32:18,677 --> 00:32:20,511
He is. Um, has he been resting long?

794
00:32:20,512 --> 00:32:23,097
- I'd say about 40 minutes.
- Okay.

795
00:32:23,098 --> 00:32:25,391
Uh, so I did two loads of laundry,

796
00:32:25,392 --> 00:32:27,685
- caught up on my Hannity...
- I saw that.

797
00:32:27,686 --> 00:32:29,605
...roasted a chicken for
supper, and made sweet rolls.

798
00:32:29,606 --> 00:32:31,063
Do you like sweet rolls, Phillip?

799
00:32:31,064 --> 00:32:32,409
Come on. Sit down.

800
00:32:33,525 --> 00:32:36,434
You've had a long day at work, I'm sure.

801
00:32:36,435 --> 00:32:38,321
Have a seat.

802
00:32:38,322 --> 00:32:41,556
So listen, I have to insist

803
00:32:41,557 --> 00:32:44,702
that Fred not go back
to that filthy daycare center.

804
00:32:44,703 --> 00:32:45,815
Oh.

805
00:32:45,816 --> 00:32:49,798
Because why would he,
when Aunt Oopie is free?

806
00:32:49,799 --> 00:32:52,340
Yeah, I just... Tami and I,
we should really, uh,

807
00:32:52,341 --> 00:32:53,524
- maybe discuss...
- Here. Try this.

808
00:32:53,525 --> 00:32:54,796
You're gonna love it, Phillip.

809
00:32:54,797 --> 00:32:56,231
Am I right?

810
00:32:56,232 --> 00:32:58,238
- Am I right or am I right?
- Mmm.

811
00:32:58,239 --> 00:33:00,344
Yeah, you're... you're right.

812
00:33:02,888 --> 00:33:04,264
That's delicious.

813
00:33:07,518 --> 00:33:09,227
Here we are...

814
00:33:09,228 --> 00:33:10,728
the master bedroom.

815
00:33:10,729 --> 00:33:12,647
This is full of promise.

816
00:33:14,900 --> 00:33:16,901
Jesus H Christ in Heaven, my Lord,

817
00:33:16,902 --> 00:33:18,069
thank You for this gift

818
00:33:18,070 --> 00:33:19,362
of daily stuff.

819
00:33:19,363 --> 00:33:21,782
He organized them
by year and distillery.

820
00:33:23,742 --> 00:33:25,326
His lifelong passion.

821
00:33:25,327 --> 00:33:28,246
This one...

822
00:33:28,247 --> 00:33:31,583
looks really old.

823
00:33:33,252 --> 00:33:35,253
This is the scary room?

824
00:33:36,555 --> 00:33:39,879
There's nothing in here.
A bed and some air.

825
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,009
That's 'cause you're not on the bed.

826
00:33:42,010 --> 00:33:43,302
- That's where they torment.
- Uh...

827
00:33:43,303 --> 00:33:45,639
Cheers, to us.

828
00:33:48,559 --> 00:33:49,759
This bed?

829
00:33:54,273 --> 00:33:55,731
Nothing here.

830
00:33:55,732 --> 00:33:57,608
I'll take another one, doll.

831
00:33:57,609 --> 00:33:59,777
That's 'cause you have to lie
on the bed.

832
00:33:59,778 --> 00:34:00,983
- Ah.
- Close your eyes.

833
00:34:00,984 --> 00:34:02,573
You'll see.

834
00:34:03,115 --> 00:34:05,700
Mm.

835
00:34:05,701 --> 00:34:06,901
Eh?

836
00:34:10,455 --> 00:34:12,707
- Now lay very still.
- Okay.

837
00:34:13,643 --> 00:34:15,710
Don't move a muscle.

838
00:34:15,711 --> 00:34:17,180
Eyes shut tight.

839
00:34:18,297 --> 00:34:19,964
And listen.

840
00:34:23,260 --> 00:34:26,012
- You hear that?
- Mm-hmm.

841
00:34:26,013 --> 00:34:29,441
I think you may have
scared the spirits away.

842
00:34:30,976 --> 00:34:32,612
Do you like to play, Frank?

843
00:34:35,230 --> 00:34:36,355
Mm-hmm.

844
00:34:36,356 --> 00:34:38,357
Then let's play.

845
00:34:39,972 --> 00:34:41,418
Open your eyes.

846
00:34:43,708 --> 00:34:45,656
What?

847
00:34:45,657 --> 00:34:46,657
Boo!

848
00:34:53,415 --> 00:34:57,043
Whoo!

849
00:35:12,184 --> 00:35:15,519
Todd! Todd! Todd! Todd!

850
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:17,980
- You're Todd's manager, right?
- Guilty.

851
00:35:17,981 --> 00:35:20,024
His kneeling photo is blowing up.

852
00:35:20,025 --> 00:35:22,068
120,000 likes already.

853
00:35:22,069 --> 00:35:24,153
And Jay-Z commented, "We're past this."

854
00:35:24,154 --> 00:35:26,364
Your guy is famous.

855
00:35:26,365 --> 00:35:27,684
Well, it's easy to represent

856
00:35:27,685 --> 00:35:29,695
someone who takes such a strong stand.

857
00:35:33,693 --> 00:35:34,966
What are you doing after the game?

858
00:35:34,967 --> 00:35:36,379
Excuse me, ladies.

859
00:35:36,380 --> 00:35:38,376
Business calls.

860
00:35:38,377 --> 00:35:39,961
Dude, you're trending.

861
00:35:39,962 --> 00:35:42,421
Time to decide what you took a knee for.

862
00:35:42,422 --> 00:35:43,881
- Huh?
- Lots of options.

863
00:35:43,882 --> 00:35:46,550
Race, Trump, being poor,

864
00:35:46,551 --> 00:35:48,636
bad food in schools, kids with leukemia.

865
00:35:48,637 --> 00:35:50,137
Got to pick.

866
00:35:50,138 --> 00:35:51,555
I was just fixing my shoes.

867
00:35:51,556 --> 00:35:53,356
You want sponsorships or not?

868
00:35:54,101 --> 00:35:56,227
Thanks.

869
00:35:56,228 --> 00:35:57,581
Thanks for meeting up with me.

870
00:35:57,582 --> 00:36:00,106
No problem. Let me just take my Plan B.

871
00:36:00,107 --> 00:36:01,972
Totally screwed the pooch last night.

872
00:36:04,382 --> 00:36:06,237
A guy I boned was legit poor.

873
00:36:06,238 --> 00:36:08,030
Like, works at goddamn Macy's

874
00:36:08,031 --> 00:36:10,491
and is not even associate manager.

875
00:36:10,492 --> 00:36:12,544
His tie had a snipped-in-half
label on the back.

876
00:36:12,545 --> 00:36:14,578
Fuck my life.

877
00:36:14,579 --> 00:36:16,617
How about you? How'd you make out?

878
00:36:16,618 --> 00:36:21,003
Yeah. So that's what I wanted
to talk to you about.

879
00:36:21,004 --> 00:36:22,670
I think I might be a prostitute.

880
00:36:22,671 --> 00:36:24,297
Yas, queen!

881
00:36:24,298 --> 00:36:26,966
So I didn't go off with
that old rich guy last night.

882
00:36:26,967 --> 00:36:29,371
I met someone else. Her name is Claudia.

883
00:36:29,372 --> 00:36:31,595
We went up to her room and hooked up,

884
00:36:31,596 --> 00:36:34,932
and now she's buying me dresses
and giving me cash

885
00:36:34,933 --> 00:36:37,059
and gonna take me to a nice dinner.

886
00:36:37,060 --> 00:36:38,531
I'm really conflicted.

887
00:36:38,532 --> 00:36:40,938
You hit the jackpot.

888
00:36:40,939 --> 00:36:42,106
Or...

889
00:36:42,107 --> 00:36:43,482
the mother lode.

890
00:36:43,483 --> 00:36:45,151
Get it?

891
00:36:45,152 --> 00:36:46,755
You don't think it's a little slutty?

892
00:36:46,756 --> 00:36:48,863
Having a sugar mama? Fuck, no.

893
00:36:48,864 --> 00:36:50,850
It is a true unicorn.

894
00:36:50,851 --> 00:36:53,409
You got no dusty dicks.
No dangling balls.

895
00:36:53,410 --> 00:36:55,469
You get actual orgasms all night.

896
00:36:55,470 --> 00:36:56,996
You ride her

897
00:36:56,997 --> 00:36:58,873
all the way to a college fund
for Franny, girl.

898
00:37:02,919 --> 00:37:05,004
I look like a rabid raccoon.

899
00:37:05,005 --> 00:37:07,474
My eyes!

900
00:37:07,475 --> 00:37:09,842
The pain comes in waves!

901
00:37:09,843 --> 00:37:12,094
Your snail piss burned our skin off!

902
00:37:13,263 --> 00:37:14,447
Fuck!

903
00:37:14,448 --> 00:37:15,973
This sucks!

904
00:37:15,974 --> 00:37:17,683
We hear your concerns.

905
00:37:17,684 --> 00:37:19,894
Obviously, we have the same concerns

906
00:37:19,895 --> 00:37:21,813
about our product as you do.

907
00:37:23,690 --> 00:37:25,775
Aloe gel coming around.

908
00:37:25,776 --> 00:37:29,153
Put it on the burned area
with our deep apologies.

909
00:37:29,154 --> 00:37:31,155
You need to call that bitch back again.

910
00:37:31,156 --> 00:37:32,990
We got to return this shit
and get our money back.

911
00:37:32,991 --> 00:37:34,367
I have called her 20 times.

912
00:37:34,368 --> 00:37:36,035
She keeps sending us to voice mail.

913
00:37:36,036 --> 00:37:38,083
Give me the phone... I know
how to get her coward ass here.

914
00:37:39,206 --> 00:37:42,629
"Girl, we need more product.
Sold out inventory."

915
00:37:42,630 --> 00:37:44,210
Smiley face emoji.

916
00:37:46,671 --> 00:37:49,786
She's coming right over.

917
00:37:52,260 --> 00:37:54,739
Uh, you know, we usually just
kind of all grab something

918
00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:56,847
and eat clustered around the sink.

919
00:37:56,848 --> 00:37:58,967
Well, that's a bunch of crazy.

920
00:37:58,968 --> 00:38:02,019
You want to keep this great
country of ours great,

921
00:38:02,020 --> 00:38:04,355
it starts at the home,

922
00:38:04,356 --> 00:38:05,940
with prayers to our Lord Jesus

923
00:38:05,941 --> 00:38:07,858
and three square meals a day.

924
00:38:09,528 --> 00:38:11,028
- Hello!
- Hey!

925
00:38:11,029 --> 00:38:14,017
Hi. Oopie!

926
00:38:14,018 --> 00:38:16,242
Little Tami! Oh, my goodness.

927
00:38:16,243 --> 00:38:18,626
I love this baby so much.

928
00:38:18,627 --> 00:38:20,371
And this man of yours...

929
00:38:20,372 --> 00:38:22,206
A fixer-upper, for sure...

930
00:38:22,207 --> 00:38:25,000
...but that house has good bones.

931
00:38:25,001 --> 00:38:26,515
Well, thank you so much for coming

932
00:38:26,516 --> 00:38:27,854
on such short notice, Aunt Oopie.

933
00:38:27,855 --> 00:38:30,532
Of course, honeybun. Now, let's see.

934
00:38:30,533 --> 00:38:32,842
Fred has probably got another hour or so

935
00:38:32,843 --> 00:38:35,050
before I wake him up for supper.

936
00:38:35,051 --> 00:38:37,012
- Okay.
- I can do bath time.

937
00:38:37,013 --> 00:38:40,724
So why don't you two go have a date?

938
00:38:40,725 --> 00:38:42,610
Aunt Oopie's got everything
covered here.

939
00:38:42,611 --> 00:38:44,083
- Date?
- A date?

940
00:38:44,084 --> 00:38:47,053
Yeah. Or a nap
or just an adult conversation.

941
00:38:47,054 --> 00:38:48,274
Go on, now.

942
00:38:48,275 --> 00:38:50,317
I'm gonna teach Fred
and that little colored boy

943
00:38:50,318 --> 00:38:52,706
about the Gettysburg Address
after supper.

944
00:38:52,707 --> 00:38:54,399
I'm sorry. Wha-what was that part?

945
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,823
- A date.
- She just...

946
00:38:55,824 --> 00:38:57,283
- A date.
- No, I heard...

947
00:38:57,284 --> 00:38:58,617
That's great. Thanks, Aunt Oopie.

948
00:38:58,618 --> 00:38:59,743
Go on, now. Enjoy yourselves.

949
00:38:59,744 --> 00:39:01,412
- No, see, the other part...
- It's good to go out

950
00:39:01,413 --> 00:39:02,663
and participate in the economy

951
00:39:02,664 --> 00:39:03,873
so we don't have to give handouts

952
00:39:03,874 --> 00:39:05,541
to those welfare cheats and...

953
00:39:05,542 --> 00:39:07,126
- Okay!
- ...illegal immigrants.

954
00:39:07,127 --> 00:39:08,419
- Yeah. I just...
- All right. Bye.

955
00:39:08,420 --> 00:39:09,747
Please. Come on.

956
00:39:09,748 --> 00:39:12,006
Have fun.

957
00:39:21,266 --> 00:39:22,391
Hey.

958
00:39:22,392 --> 00:39:23,947
Hey.

959
00:39:23,948 --> 00:39:25,719
Thanks for meeting me.

960
00:39:27,522 --> 00:39:28,916
Yeah. Sure thing, Formal.

961
00:39:30,137 --> 00:39:31,442
Let's order. I'm fucking starving.

962
00:39:34,112 --> 00:39:36,528
You, uh, get your new PO assignment?

963
00:39:36,529 --> 00:39:38,282
I'm back with Larry fucking Seaver...

964
00:39:38,283 --> 00:39:39,850
I think we should get married.

965
00:39:41,087 --> 00:39:42,745
What?

966
00:39:42,746 --> 00:39:43,990
We should get married.

967
00:39:44,998 --> 00:39:47,321
Then we can't testify
against each other...

968
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,037
in a court of law.

969
00:39:49,878 --> 00:39:52,838
You know, in case one of us, uh...

970
00:39:52,839 --> 00:39:54,594
had something on the other.

971
00:39:56,769 --> 00:39:58,844
It's called spousal privilege.

972
00:39:58,845 --> 00:40:01,597
Yeah. Yeah. I, uh, heard of it.

973
00:40:01,598 --> 00:40:03,077
It's for both of
our protection, you know?

974
00:40:03,078 --> 00:40:05,476
Just help us keep things clean,

975
00:40:05,477 --> 00:40:07,520
help us toe the line a little bit.

976
00:40:07,521 --> 00:40:09,100
So what are you thinking?

977
00:40:09,101 --> 00:40:11,857
I think staying out of jail's
a crap reason to get married.

978
00:40:11,858 --> 00:40:13,150
No. We fucking love each other.

979
00:40:13,151 --> 00:40:14,787
That's why we're gonna get married.

980
00:40:15,612 --> 00:40:18,697
The legal stuff, it's just... bonus.

981
00:40:18,698 --> 00:40:20,616
I mean, this is marriage, though, man.

982
00:40:20,617 --> 00:40:24,037
It's kind of a... big step,
don't you think?

983
00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:26,914
I love you.

984
00:40:28,458 --> 00:40:30,751
And...

985
00:40:30,752 --> 00:40:32,205
and I trust you.

986
00:40:37,259 --> 00:40:38,753
Do you love and trust me, too?

987
00:40:43,390 --> 00:40:45,013
Jesus Christ.

988
00:40:45,976 --> 00:40:47,685
Okay.

989
00:40:47,686 --> 00:40:49,937
So maybe this decision isn't that hard.

990
00:40:49,938 --> 00:40:51,438
Jesus Christ.

991
00:40:51,439 --> 00:40:53,674
You proposing to me
over fucking patty melts?

992
00:40:53,675 --> 00:40:56,137
Yeah. I guess I am.

993
00:40:57,946 --> 00:40:59,860
So what do you say?
You want to fit it in?

994
00:41:01,032 --> 00:41:03,002
Fuck it. I do.

995
00:41:09,124 --> 00:41:11,750
There he is. The slayer!

996
00:41:11,751 --> 00:41:13,043
Way to slay.

997
00:41:13,044 --> 00:41:15,003
I got you six more cases, you killer.

998
00:41:15,004 --> 00:41:17,891
Well, psych!
'Cause we don't want any more.

999
00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:19,464
You burned our customers' faces off.

1000
00:41:19,465 --> 00:41:21,427
Look at 'em.
Like a bunch of linebackers.

1001
00:41:21,428 --> 00:41:23,517
We want a full refund,
and we want it now.

1002
00:41:26,269 --> 00:41:28,020
You know, as I always tell my teammates,

1003
00:41:28,021 --> 00:41:30,269
a life in sales means good days and bad.

1004
00:41:30,270 --> 00:41:31,571
Sometimes your products

1005
00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:33,172
are just gonna fly off the
shelves, and other times...

1006
00:41:33,173 --> 00:41:34,648
Oh, cut the shit, Tessa.

1007
00:41:34,649 --> 00:41:36,684
Our eyes feel like liquid molten lava.

1008
00:41:36,685 --> 00:41:39,371
Eight hundred and twenty-five
dollars, now.

1009
00:41:39,951 --> 00:41:42,031
Look, I really want to give
you guys your money back,

1010
00:41:42,032 --> 00:41:43,706
but the thing is,

1011
00:41:43,707 --> 00:41:45,161
my hands are tied.

1012
00:41:45,162 --> 00:41:47,119
There are absolutely no refunds
of Escargold.

1013
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,455
It is a firm company policy.

1014
00:41:49,456 --> 00:41:51,868
And you two did...

1015
00:41:51,869 --> 00:41:53,629
e-sign the agreement.

1016
00:41:55,049 --> 00:41:58,380
What the fuck are we gonna do
with nine cases of slug burn?

1017
00:41:58,381 --> 00:42:00,967
I don't know. Be inventive.

1018
00:42:04,012 --> 00:42:06,096
Here we go.

1019
00:42:06,097 --> 00:42:08,329
These are the Youths
Discovering Leadership Laws

1020
00:42:08,330 --> 00:42:10,913
or whatever.

1021
00:42:10,914 --> 00:42:14,271
Youths! This is Carl.

1022
00:42:14,272 --> 00:42:15,773
Whoa.

1023
00:42:15,774 --> 00:42:17,274
What the shit is this?

1024
00:42:17,275 --> 00:42:19,443
Our youth leader program.

1025
00:42:19,444 --> 00:42:21,534
Uh, that's Wilder,

1026
00:42:21,535 --> 00:42:22,693
Hemingway,

1027
00:42:22,694 --> 00:42:24,324
Penelope, Hunter...

1028
00:42:24,325 --> 00:42:26,450
Stop.

1029
00:42:26,451 --> 00:42:28,158
These are our future police?

1030
00:42:28,159 --> 00:42:30,120
Mm, doubt it.

1031
00:42:30,121 --> 00:42:32,424
Uh, most do it
for their college applications.

1032
00:42:32,425 --> 00:42:36,126
They put it next to ski club,
yearbook committee..

1033
00:42:36,127 --> 00:42:37,961
- Oh, no, no, no.
- ...Habitat for Humanity...

1034
00:42:37,962 --> 00:42:39,612
Who's in charge here?

1035
00:42:39,613 --> 00:42:42,299
Well, we had a lieutenant
running things for a while,

1036
00:42:42,300 --> 00:42:44,510
but he's out recovering
from a heart attack.

1037
00:42:44,511 --> 00:42:47,638
So, for now,
they're kind of on their own.

1038
00:42:50,350 --> 00:42:53,227
Just give me 24 hours with them, sir.

1039
00:42:53,228 --> 00:42:55,354
I'll whip 'em into shape.

1040
00:43:16,501 --> 00:43:18,836
Hey, uh, I don't think
we're supposed to...

1041
00:43:18,837 --> 00:43:21,131
Hold up. I got a link from Larry.

1042
00:43:21,132 --> 00:43:22,798
In what now appears

1043
00:43:22,799 --> 00:43:24,055
to have been a lover's quarrel,

1044
00:43:24,056 --> 00:43:26,510
Michelle "Shelly" Demeter
has been arrested and charged

1045
00:43:26,511 --> 00:43:28,101
for the aggravated murder
of Paula Bitterman.

1046
00:43:28,102 --> 00:43:29,662
What the fuck?

1047
00:43:29,663 --> 00:43:31,557
An eyewitness account
has confirmed that Demeter...

1048
00:43:31,558 --> 00:43:33,392
Wait. Is that the lady
from the ambulance company?

1049
00:43:33,393 --> 00:43:35,769
Bitterman was just 47 years old.

1050
00:43:35,770 --> 00:43:37,052
You didn't kill Paula.

1051
00:43:37,053 --> 00:43:38,897
I told you I didn't.
I thought you killed Paula.

1052
00:43:38,898 --> 00:43:40,399
Told you I didn't.

1053
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,055
But you kept talking about
how you wanted her dead.

1054
00:43:42,056 --> 00:43:43,527
You said you wanted her dead, too,

1055
00:43:43,528 --> 00:43:45,320
and then you were with
your fucking dad all night.

1056
00:43:45,321 --> 00:43:46,634
Doesn't mean I just went
and murdered somebody.

1057
00:43:46,635 --> 00:43:48,407
I just got out of prison.

1058
00:43:48,408 --> 00:43:50,200
I just got out of prison, too.

1059
00:43:50,201 --> 00:43:53,297
Mr. Gallagher and Mr. Milkovich?

1060
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:01,295
Mr. Gallagher and Mr. Milkovich.

1061
00:44:01,296 --> 00:44:02,921
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.

1062
00:44:08,970 --> 00:44:13,216
Okay, everybody, time to think
outside the snail box.

1063
00:44:13,217 --> 00:44:15,184
What could we use these guys for?

1064
00:44:15,185 --> 00:44:17,269
What secret use do they have?

1065
00:44:17,270 --> 00:44:18,883
Garbage can liner.

1066
00:44:21,399 --> 00:44:26,397
For a 10% cut of our total sales,

1067
00:44:26,398 --> 00:44:29,599
what else could these little
gold bitches be used for?

1068
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,700
All right? Best idea wins.

1069
00:44:31,701 --> 00:44:34,000
Come on, guys. Be creative.

1070
00:44:34,001 --> 00:44:35,913
They're small and sparkly.

1071
00:44:35,914 --> 00:44:38,332
They reduce puffiness and cause burning.

1072
00:44:38,333 --> 00:44:40,250
Mm, might work for herpes.

1073
00:44:40,251 --> 00:44:41,919
I hear herpes. Do I have a counter?

1074
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:43,754
Well, if you put
16 of them on your chest,

1075
00:44:43,755 --> 00:44:45,088
it'll help you quit smoking.

1076
00:44:45,089 --> 00:44:47,090
- Okay, good.
- Glue stick.

1077
00:44:47,091 --> 00:44:48,634
- Paint thinner.
- Just smoke the shit.

1078
00:44:48,635 --> 00:44:50,552
Cure for snoring,
'cause your nose is burned off.

1079
00:44:50,553 --> 00:44:52,106
I like it, yeah. What else?

1080
00:44:52,107 --> 00:44:53,639
What's the main ingredient in 'em?

1081
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,600
Uh, Korean, Korean, Korean,
and caffeine.

1082
00:44:56,601 --> 00:44:58,100
Caffeine?

1083
00:44:58,101 --> 00:45:00,771
That's the main ingredient
in Preparation H.

1084
00:45:00,772 --> 00:45:03,816
Not that I know anything
about hemorrhoids,

1085
00:45:03,817 --> 00:45:05,815
because I do not.

1086
00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:11,990
I can't believe you thought I did it!

1087
00:45:11,991 --> 00:45:13,450
I can't believe you thought I did it.

1088
00:45:13,451 --> 00:45:15,160
I'm not the one
fucking prone to murder here.

1089
00:45:15,161 --> 00:45:16,453
"Prone to m..."

1090
00:45:16,454 --> 00:45:18,498
Name me one person I've murdered!

1091
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,793
Is this the only reason
you proposed to me?

1092
00:45:22,794 --> 00:45:24,044
- No.
- It is.

1093
00:45:24,045 --> 00:45:25,504
'Cause you thought I was fucking guilty.

1094
00:45:25,505 --> 00:45:27,172
There's plenty of fucking reasons.

1095
00:45:27,173 --> 00:45:28,799
But, yeah, I'd say it came up today

1096
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:30,592
'cause not testifying against you is

1097
00:45:30,593 --> 00:45:32,928
a pretty big plus, Mickey.

1098
00:45:32,929 --> 00:45:36,306
So, uh, Misters Gallagher and Milkovich,

1099
00:45:36,307 --> 00:45:40,269
um, shall I proceed with the
marriage license application?

1100
00:45:40,270 --> 00:45:42,646
Yeah, please, proceed.

1101
00:45:42,647 --> 00:45:43,893
Okay, great.

1102
00:45:43,894 --> 00:45:46,138
So, Mr. Milkovich,
if you could just sign

1103
00:45:46,139 --> 00:45:48,069
right on that line there.

1104
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,532
And now, Mr. Gallagher.

1105
00:45:55,493 --> 00:45:57,494
- Just sign...
- Yep.

1106
00:45:57,495 --> 00:45:59,281
Yep, right on that line right there.

1107
00:45:59,282 --> 00:46:00,483
That's good.

1108
00:46:02,081 --> 00:46:03,750
Mr. Gallagher?

1109
00:46:09,090 --> 00:46:10,966
- You're fucking kidding.
- Can we just talk for...

1110
00:46:10,967 --> 00:46:12,009
Fuck.

1111
00:46:12,010 --> 00:46:14,845
Hey, can we have
our paperwork back, please?

1112
00:46:14,846 --> 00:46:16,656
Sorry, sorry to waste your time.

1113
00:46:16,657 --> 00:46:18,682
Hey, Mickey!

1114
00:46:28,026 --> 00:46:30,277
Hey.

1115
00:46:30,278 --> 00:46:33,530
Hey. Oh, did the silk dress not fit?

1116
00:46:33,531 --> 00:46:34,948
Uh...

1117
00:46:34,949 --> 00:46:38,201
Look, Claudia, I really like
free gifts and free money...

1118
00:46:38,202 --> 00:46:40,954
Oh, good, because I have one more thing

1119
00:46:40,955 --> 00:46:42,480
I'd like you to have.

1120
00:46:42,481 --> 00:46:43,960
What's this?

1121
00:46:43,961 --> 00:46:46,168
Just open it.

1122
00:46:47,222 --> 00:46:48,712
It's a luggage tag.

1123
00:46:48,713 --> 00:46:50,143
You put your name and address on there,

1124
00:46:50,144 --> 00:46:51,817
and then you attach it to your luggage,

1125
00:46:51,818 --> 00:46:53,926
which you should pack, because...

1126
00:46:56,346 --> 00:46:59,765
We're going on a girls' trip
to Kennebunkport.

1127
00:46:59,766 --> 00:47:01,391
Beach weekend.

1128
00:47:01,392 --> 00:47:04,937
I don't even own a suitcase.

1129
00:47:04,938 --> 00:47:09,734
But even if I did, it's hard
for me to accept this from you.

1130
00:47:09,735 --> 00:47:11,610
It's all making me
feel like a prostitute.

1131
00:47:11,611 --> 00:47:14,217
Oh, God, uh, come here. Sit down.

1132
00:47:14,218 --> 00:47:17,538
I am... I am so, so sorry.

1133
00:47:17,539 --> 00:47:20,369
Uh, that was not my intention at all.

1134
00:47:20,370 --> 00:47:22,663
I-I mean, yes, I did think
you were a prostitute

1135
00:47:22,664 --> 00:47:24,206
when I picked you up on Ho Corner,

1136
00:47:24,207 --> 00:47:28,085
but I see now that
you are much more than that.

1137
00:47:28,086 --> 00:47:30,087
Uh...

1138
00:47:30,088 --> 00:47:32,589
You make me feel

1139
00:47:32,590 --> 00:47:36,009
all flustered and tongue-tied and...

1140
00:47:36,010 --> 00:47:39,867
I am sorry about the gifts.

1141
00:47:40,932 --> 00:47:43,392
The truth is, it's the only way
I know how to show affection.

1142
00:47:43,393 --> 00:47:46,322
I am working on it with my therapist

1143
00:47:46,323 --> 00:47:48,438
because my father was
a withholding narcissist,

1144
00:47:48,439 --> 00:47:51,400
but, truly, I am sorry.

1145
00:47:53,236 --> 00:47:54,945
No.

1146
00:47:54,946 --> 00:47:57,197
Hey, I-I'm sorry, too.

1147
00:47:57,198 --> 00:47:59,658
I can see you were
just trying to be nice.

1148
00:47:59,659 --> 00:48:01,868
And trust me, I'm fucked up, too.

1149
00:48:01,869 --> 00:48:04,579
I see your withholding narcissist parent

1150
00:48:04,580 --> 00:48:07,290
and raise you a set
of drug-addicted alcoholics.

1151
00:48:08,626 --> 00:48:12,462
Let's have a true do-over.

1152
00:48:12,463 --> 00:48:14,339
We could even go dutch on dinner.

1153
00:48:15,241 --> 00:48:17,592
Does dutch mean that you'll pay?

1154
00:48:17,593 --> 00:48:19,594
'Cause I doubt I could afford
anything at this restaurant.

1155
00:48:29,496 --> 00:48:31,815
Do you remember Kyle Holmes, Frank?

1156
00:48:31,816 --> 00:48:33,150
What? Where am I?

1157
00:48:33,151 --> 00:48:35,152
Why does my head hurt?

1158
00:48:35,153 --> 00:48:36,403
I drugged your scotch.

1159
00:48:36,404 --> 00:48:38,488
That's Holmes, Frank.

1160
00:48:38,489 --> 00:48:41,754
H-O-L-M-E-S.

1161
00:48:41,755 --> 00:48:43,285
What?

1162
00:48:43,286 --> 00:48:46,496
Do you remember Kyle Holmes, Frank?

1163
00:48:46,497 --> 00:48:48,778
Why am I handcuffed?
What the hell is this?

1164
00:48:48,779 --> 00:48:51,516
Kyle Holmes was my fiancé...

1165
00:48:52,323 --> 00:48:54,212
when my life was full of promise.

1166
00:48:54,213 --> 00:48:56,006
We were gonna get married...

1167
00:48:56,007 --> 00:48:58,341
until you ruined it.

1168
00:48:58,342 --> 00:49:01,720
Who are you? Who is this Kyle guy?

1169
00:49:01,721 --> 00:49:03,149
You know what you did!

1170
00:49:03,150 --> 00:49:05,236
I don't! I swear.

1171
00:49:12,782 --> 00:49:15,102
Summer of 1995.

1172
00:49:16,944 --> 00:49:18,581
It doesn't ring a bell?

1173
00:49:20,198 --> 00:49:24,796
Let's see if we can jog your memory.

1174
00:49:26,037 --> 00:49:29,560
It is an epidemic that we are
facing in this country.

1175
00:49:29,561 --> 00:49:31,728
Street drugs, like crack,

1176
00:49:31,729 --> 00:49:36,338
ensnaring young American boys like you,

1177
00:49:36,339 --> 00:49:38,643
from good American families.

1178
00:49:38,644 --> 00:49:41,259
That is why there is a war
on drugs in this country.

1179
00:49:41,260 --> 00:49:43,285
Is that him?

1180
00:49:43,286 --> 00:49:45,165
That's you, asshole.

1181
00:49:45,166 --> 00:49:47,057
Instead of punishing this poor man,

1182
00:49:47,058 --> 00:49:49,184
the victim, who was seduced

1183
00:49:49,185 --> 00:49:51,802
into using illegal street drugs,

1184
00:49:51,803 --> 00:49:55,107
we're gonna punish
the hoodlums, the miscreants

1185
00:49:55,108 --> 00:49:58,276
for perpetuating this dark epidemic.

1186
00:49:59,141 --> 00:50:00,689
Frank Gallagher,

1187
00:50:01,614 --> 00:50:05,145
this court reduces your charge
to a misdemeanor,

1188
00:50:05,146 --> 00:50:08,540
and you are sentenced
to 30 days in rehab.

1189
00:50:08,541 --> 00:50:10,747
Thank you, Your Honor.

1190
00:50:10,748 --> 00:50:12,640
You have a good day now.

1191
00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:16,686
As for you, the deviant thug

1192
00:50:16,687 --> 00:50:18,668
that tried to rob and steal

1193
00:50:18,669 --> 00:50:20,924
this bright young man's future,

1194
00:50:20,925 --> 00:50:24,177
you are hereby sentenced to 45 years

1195
00:50:24,178 --> 00:50:26,729
for drug possession of crack cocaine.

1196
00:50:28,099 --> 00:50:29,738
Society's gonna be a lot safer

1197
00:50:29,739 --> 00:50:32,436
without you super predators
out on the streets.

1198
00:50:36,482 --> 00:50:39,109
Twenty-four years
he's been rotting in prison,

1199
00:50:39,110 --> 00:50:42,279
his entire adult life behind bars.

1200
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:44,948
I-I-I mean, that's very unfortunate.

1201
00:50:44,949 --> 00:50:47,117
The '90s were a racist time.

1202
00:50:47,118 --> 00:50:49,536
But this feels like a "not me" problem.

1203
00:50:49,537 --> 00:50:52,697
This feels like a "not you" problem?

1204
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:59,694
- You really don't remember.
- I don't remember!

1205
00:50:59,695 --> 00:51:02,591
Look, admittedly,
I was on crack at the time.

1206
00:51:02,592 --> 00:51:04,968
Ouch.

1207
00:51:04,969 --> 00:51:07,804
I'm going to the hardware store
for supplies.

1208
00:51:07,805 --> 00:51:11,016
Why don't you watch the video
a few dozen more times?

1209
00:51:11,017 --> 00:51:13,226
- It's on a loop.
- It is an epidemic...

1210
00:51:13,227 --> 00:51:15,270
What kind of supplies?

1211
00:51:15,271 --> 00:51:17,355
The kind that might make you remember.

1212
00:51:17,356 --> 00:51:19,107
Wait, no, can't we...

1213
00:51:19,108 --> 00:51:22,736
...ensnaring young
American boys like you.

1214
00:51:22,737 --> 00:51:24,571
All right, flashlights.

1215
00:51:24,572 --> 00:51:26,531
- Check.
- Walkie-talkies.

1216
00:51:26,532 --> 00:51:27,699
Check.

1217
00:51:27,700 --> 00:51:29,659
- Tire irons!
- Check.

1218
00:51:29,660 --> 00:51:31,578
- Tasers.
- Check.

1219
00:51:31,579 --> 00:51:33,830
- Chains.
- Check.

1220
00:51:33,831 --> 00:51:36,225
Do we have to keep saying
"check" every time?

1221
00:51:36,226 --> 00:51:38,543
Because my throat's getting dry...

1222
00:51:38,544 --> 00:51:40,545
Sorry, sir.

1223
00:51:40,546 --> 00:51:42,339
- Gloves.
- Check.

1224
00:51:42,340 --> 00:51:43,882
- Roll of coins.
- Check.

1225
00:51:43,883 --> 00:51:45,571
- Map of the South Side.
- Check.

1226
00:51:45,572 --> 00:51:47,549
All right, let's review.

1227
00:51:47,550 --> 00:51:50,610
You, you're gonna take
half the platoon due west.

1228
00:51:50,611 --> 00:51:52,731
Your mission... Police this neighborhood

1229
00:51:52,732 --> 00:51:54,351
between point A and B.

1230
00:51:54,352 --> 00:51:56,626
I will take the other half due east.

1231
00:51:56,627 --> 00:51:59,356
We meet back at Camp Carl at 0600.

1232
00:51:59,357 --> 00:52:02,317
If someone fucks with you,
you fuck back!

1233
00:52:02,318 --> 00:52:03,818
You will not sleep,

1234
00:52:03,819 --> 00:52:06,404
you will not eat
until your zones are secure.

1235
00:52:06,405 --> 00:52:07,781
Am I clear?

1236
00:52:07,782 --> 00:52:09,491
- Yes, Carl!
- Good.

1237
00:52:09,492 --> 00:52:12,077
Head on swivel. Radios on.

1238
00:52:12,078 --> 00:52:14,037
On my command, move out.

1239
00:52:14,038 --> 00:52:17,582
Go, go, go, go!

1240
00:52:17,583 --> 00:52:20,085
Hi, there. I'm Kevin at the Alibi.

1241
00:52:20,086 --> 00:52:22,712
Hi. I'm Veronica at the Alibi.

1242
00:52:22,713 --> 00:52:25,006
And we struggle with hemorrhoids.

1243
00:52:25,007 --> 00:52:27,092
Shh, Kev, that's embarrassing.

1244
00:52:27,093 --> 00:52:29,719
Why, there's nothing to be
embarrassed about, V,

1245
00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:31,721
not when there's
such an affordable and easy way

1246
00:52:31,722 --> 00:52:34,849
to cure hemorrhoids, for
a very low introductory price

1247
00:52:34,850 --> 00:52:37,269
at the Alibi on the South Side.

1248
00:52:37,270 --> 00:52:39,396
That's right, Escargold Butt Patches.

1249
00:52:39,397 --> 00:52:42,482
Safe and easy to use.

1250
00:52:42,483 --> 00:52:45,235
You just rip open the package

1251
00:52:45,236 --> 00:52:47,989
and put 'em on your butt crack.

1252
00:52:51,617 --> 00:52:55,328
Wow, that is so easy.
But does it work, Kev?

1253
00:52:55,329 --> 00:52:57,163
Why, yes, Veronica, it does.

1254
00:52:57,164 --> 00:53:00,583
Just listen to some of our
happy customer's testimonials.

1255
00:53:00,584 --> 00:53:04,587
I used to have hemorrhoids. Now I don't.

1256
00:53:04,588 --> 00:53:07,528
Thanks, Escargold Butt Patches!

1257
00:53:10,934 --> 00:53:13,930
So come see us at the Alibi.

1258
00:53:13,931 --> 00:53:16,475
Your butt will thank you.

1259
00:53:18,477 --> 00:53:20,103
Okay.

1260
00:53:20,104 --> 00:53:21,896
Posted!

1261
00:53:21,897 --> 00:53:23,148
How long you think before

1262
00:53:23,149 --> 00:53:24,816
people will come through the door?

1263
00:53:24,817 --> 00:53:27,477
Oh, that door is gonna
bust open any second now.

1264
00:53:28,485 --> 00:53:30,280
Here we go.

1265
00:53:30,281 --> 00:53:31,906
- Shot?
- Sure.

1266
00:53:31,907 --> 00:53:34,284
Any second now.

1267
00:53:39,623 --> 00:53:40,957
I guess not.

1268
00:53:40,958 --> 00:53:42,876
Well, fuck, we tried.

1269
00:53:42,877 --> 00:53:45,712
Ladies and gentlemen,

1270
00:53:45,713 --> 00:53:47,723
today I take a knee

1271
00:53:47,724 --> 00:53:51,179
in support of the following causes...

1272
00:53:51,180 --> 00:53:53,553
PETA's Lobster Empathy Center,

1273
00:53:53,554 --> 00:53:55,552
The Cigar Rights of America,

1274
00:53:55,553 --> 00:53:58,350
the Asperger Pride Movement,

1275
00:53:58,351 --> 00:54:01,896
Parents Who Are Against Miralax,

1276
00:54:01,897 --> 00:54:04,397
Parents Who Are Against Spelling Bees,

1277
00:54:04,398 --> 00:54:08,068
and Association for Canine Spirituality.

1278
00:54:08,069 --> 00:54:09,396
Thanks.

1279
00:54:14,325 --> 00:54:18,826
Todd! Todd! Todd! Todd! Todd!

1280
00:54:18,827 --> 00:54:21,289
Mickey, come on, hold up.

1281
00:54:21,290 --> 00:54:23,833
Leave me alone, Gallagher.

1282
00:54:23,834 --> 00:54:25,168
It's just that I hadn't really thought

1283
00:54:25,169 --> 00:54:26,653
this marriage shit through.

1284
00:54:26,654 --> 00:54:28,421
I don't know, I didn't think
we were gonna be

1285
00:54:28,422 --> 00:54:29,843
having this fucking conversation today.

1286
00:54:29,844 --> 00:54:32,217
Then why the fuck did you bring it up?

1287
00:54:32,218 --> 00:54:34,010
The whole thing was your fucking idea!

1288
00:54:34,011 --> 00:54:35,348
- You talked me into this shit!
- I know!

1289
00:54:35,349 --> 00:54:36,721
I know!

1290
00:54:36,722 --> 00:54:38,396
Frank and Monica aren't exactly

1291
00:54:38,397 --> 00:54:40,308
the fucking picture
of marital bliss, okay?

1292
00:54:40,309 --> 00:54:42,042
I don't really have a frame of reference

1293
00:54:42,043 --> 00:54:43,457
to connect this shit to.

1294
00:54:43,458 --> 00:54:44,765
- Oh, poor fucking you.
- It's not personal.

1295
00:54:44,766 --> 00:54:46,045
- It's fine, it's fine.
- It's not personal.

1296
00:54:46,046 --> 00:54:47,458
Mickey, I love you!

1297
00:54:50,283 --> 00:54:53,599
It's... it's marriage that I
don't know if I love, you know?

1298
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:55,865
Maybe, I-I... I don't know.

1299
00:54:55,866 --> 00:54:58,158
But you're right, it is... it is
really fucking important,

1300
00:54:58,159 --> 00:55:01,682
so can we just talk about it
for one second, please?

1301
00:55:01,683 --> 00:55:03,373
I...

1302
00:55:03,374 --> 00:55:04,820
I want to know how you feel, you know?

1303
00:55:32,653 --> 00:55:35,071
Fucking really, Mickey?

1304
00:55:36,473 --> 00:55:38,392
Fuck.

1305
00:55:40,619 --> 00:55:43,632
- Hey.
- Hey.

1306
00:55:52,481 --> 00:55:53,876
Okay, so Aunt Oopie...

1307
00:55:55,217 --> 00:55:57,212
she can't be Fred's guardian, Tami.

1308
00:55:58,380 --> 00:56:00,924
No, yeah. I know.

1309
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:03,594
She's racist as fuck.

1310
00:56:04,428 --> 00:56:07,097
I thought it would get
more subtle with age, but...

1311
00:56:08,063 --> 00:56:10,142
What's with the third person?

1312
00:56:11,268 --> 00:56:13,193
"Aunt Oopie's here."

1313
00:56:13,194 --> 00:56:14,402
"Aunt Oopie baked."

1314
00:56:14,997 --> 00:56:16,106
I know.

1315
00:56:17,608 --> 00:56:19,359
She's weird and sad.

1316
00:56:20,645 --> 00:56:23,773
Doesn't mean that Aunt Oopie
can't babysit, right?

1317
00:56:25,456 --> 00:56:27,874
It's not like Fred understands
what she's saying.

1318
00:56:29,668 --> 00:56:31,461
I don't think his hearing
even works yet.

1319
00:56:33,964 --> 00:56:36,174
What if something happens to us?

1320
00:56:37,475 --> 00:56:40,387
We don't have anyone
to be Fred's guardian.

1321
00:56:41,931 --> 00:56:44,308
So nothing'll happen to us.

1322
00:56:46,143 --> 00:56:48,311
Make a deal right now...

1323
00:56:48,312 --> 00:56:49,938
neither one of us will die.

1324
00:56:59,490 --> 00:57:01,282
Deal.

1325
00:57:15,464 --> 00:57:17,674
Hey, jaywalking's illegal.

1326
00:57:17,675 --> 00:57:19,550
Buzz off.

1327
00:57:19,551 --> 00:57:21,216
You sure you want to say that to me?

1328
00:57:22,304 --> 00:57:23,973
Beat it before you get hurt.

1329
00:57:40,561 --> 00:57:48,561
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