1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:26,385 --> 00:00:28,679 Damn, that was good! 3 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:31,479 Who has two hands covered in unwashable ink? 4 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:32,949 Uh, this girl! 5 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:35,249 We just made that bank our bitch! 6 00:00:35,250 --> 00:00:37,689 Dude! That was a Noguchi coffee table. 7 00:00:37,690 --> 00:00:38,919 Uh, sorry. But hey! 8 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:40,819 Now you can buy a bunch of 'em! 9 00:00:40,820 --> 00:00:43,429 - Guch! Guch! Guch! - You know you can just hand me some money. 10 00:00:43,430 --> 00:00:44,859 You don't have to make it rain. 11 00:00:44,860 --> 00:00:46,499 It's Noguchi! 12 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:48,259 I'm gonna go make some nettles tea. 13 00:00:48,260 --> 00:00:50,629 Oh, man. This was our best heist yet. 14 00:00:50,630 --> 00:00:51,935 And we hit the perfect tone! 15 00:00:51,936 --> 00:00:54,399 Like, okay, everyone in the bank was super scared of us, 16 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:57,309 but like not so much that they weren't also delighted 17 00:00:57,310 --> 00:00:58,739 when I just cartwheeled out. 18 00:00:58,740 --> 00:01:01,118 I'm sure everybody on the news is talkin' about it. 19 00:01:01,119 --> 00:01:03,379 I hope we didn't miss too much of the coverage. 20 00:01:03,380 --> 00:01:06,479 Batman stops Joker from robbing the credit union. 21 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:09,449 Credit union? That's just a poor person bank. 22 00:01:09,450 --> 00:01:11,319 We robbed a real one 23 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:14,819 with a vault, and money, and predatory lending practices! 24 00:01:14,820 --> 00:01:16,429 No, the news probably did us first. 25 00:01:16,430 --> 00:01:17,479 Here, try Channel 7. 26 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:20,160 - And Batman foils... - Just let me look. 27 00:01:21,230 --> 00:01:22,829 We're the most compelling story, 28 00:01:22,830 --> 00:01:24,569 so they're probably saving us for last. 29 00:01:24,570 --> 00:01:26,999 And now our last and most compelling story. 30 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,233 Enter, us! 31 00:01:28,234 --> 00:01:30,339 - Turn up the volume! - It's about damn time. 32 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:32,409 A cardboard box of baby ferrets 33 00:01:32,410 --> 00:01:34,739 has finally been returned to their rightful owners. 34 00:01:34,740 --> 00:01:36,649 Oh, boy. 35 00:01:36,650 --> 00:01:37,879 You have been here two weeks 36 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:39,509 and you have destroyed nine TVs. 37 00:01:39,510 --> 00:01:40,679 Sorry. 38 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:41,949 I'm just pissed. 39 00:01:41,950 --> 00:01:43,649 Why aren't they talkin' about us? 40 00:01:43,650 --> 00:01:45,419 It should be our faces on that screen! 41 00:01:45,420 --> 00:01:47,389 We should be those ferrets! 42 00:01:47,390 --> 00:01:50,629 You guys, like, realize you're committing serious felonies, right? 43 00:01:50,630 --> 00:01:53,225 Like, you actually don't want people to know who you are. 44 00:01:53,226 --> 00:01:54,459 - Or... - No. 45 00:01:54,460 --> 00:01:56,219 No "or". I just gave you great advice. 46 00:01:56,220 --> 00:02:00,399 But, there's only one thing stopping us from being front page news. 47 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,639 No one's trying to stop us. 48 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:03,669 Of course! 49 00:02:03,670 --> 00:02:05,539 Joker has Batman 50 00:02:05,540 --> 00:02:07,479 and suddenly a simple crime 51 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:10,479 becomes a thrilling narrative between two titans. 52 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:12,849 Exactly. We need a nemesis! 53 00:02:12,850 --> 00:02:14,349 Lex Luthor has Superman. 54 00:02:14,350 --> 00:02:15,819 Sinestro has Green Lantern. 55 00:02:15,820 --> 00:02:18,519 Psycho has his own inability to refrain from using the c-word. 56 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:21,289 My nemesis is Wonder Woman, that cu... 57 00:02:21,290 --> 00:02:24,059 - Okay, I see what you're saying. - That's it then! I need a nemesis. 58 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:25,259 - Great advice, Ive. - No. 59 00:02:25,260 --> 00:02:26,899 That's 100% not... 60 00:02:31,470 --> 00:02:32,719 Alrighty. 61 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:34,867 So our profile page on Find-a-Nemesis dot com 62 00:02:34,868 --> 00:02:37,269 has been up for a day and we have... 63 00:02:37,270 --> 00:02:39,539 Zero messages? 64 00:02:39,540 --> 00:02:41,410 Clayface, did you use my hairbrush? 65 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:44,079 - No. - What the hell? 66 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,449 You're messing up my apartment! 67 00:02:45,450 --> 00:02:48,419 Your apartment? It's my apartment! 68 00:02:48,420 --> 00:02:51,819 And if your dirty circus freak friends keep messin' it up, 69 00:02:51,820 --> 00:02:53,089 I'm kickin' ya out. 70 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:54,213 You know the rules: 71 00:02:54,214 --> 00:02:57,389 no pets, no noise, no commies, no d... 72 00:02:57,390 --> 00:02:59,076 I don't know if he was gonna get racist there, 73 00:02:59,077 --> 00:03:00,599 but it felt like that's where it was headed. 74 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,759 I thought robots were supposed to be helpful. 75 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:03,999 Right? 76 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,699 He's not a robot, he's a disabled person. 77 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:07,463 Anyway. You stained all my carpeting. 78 00:03:07,464 --> 00:03:10,409 And you came home drunk and tried to mind-control the microwave, 79 00:03:10,410 --> 00:03:11,879 and burnt a hole through the countertop. 80 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:13,909 That microwave knows what it said. 81 00:03:15,004 --> 00:03:16,909 Dammit, Sy! I will move the trash bins... 82 00:03:16,910 --> 00:03:18,749 Oh my God! 83 00:03:22,750 --> 00:03:24,372 Ow? 84 00:03:24,373 --> 00:03:25,619 Harley! Oh, oh, oh. 85 00:03:25,620 --> 00:03:27,119 This is a classic misunderstanding. 86 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:29,419 Bat down. Bat down. 87 00:03:29,420 --> 00:03:31,859 - This is King Shark. - Howdy. 88 00:03:31,860 --> 00:03:34,929 Hacker extraordinaire and, perhaps more pertinent, 89 00:03:34,930 --> 00:03:36,323 social media maven. 90 00:03:36,324 --> 00:03:39,639 Uh, this giant, terrifying, half man, half-shark is a computer whiz? 91 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:41,469 I don't like to brag, 92 00:03:41,470 --> 00:03:44,539 but he took me from eight social media followers 93 00:03:44,540 --> 00:03:47,009 to eight... teen. Bravo! 94 00:03:47,010 --> 00:03:49,649 I called him to solve our nemesis problem. 95 00:03:49,650 --> 00:03:52,819 Mmm... I'm guessing you're the one having trouble finding a nemesis. 96 00:03:52,820 --> 00:03:55,079 Well, we put the profile up and we're not gettin' any bites. 97 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:57,080 Is that a shark joke? 98 00:03:58,390 --> 00:04:01,789 If so, it's very funny. 99 00:04:01,790 --> 00:04:04,789 Now scooch. Let me take a look at that profile. 100 00:04:04,790 --> 00:04:07,399 Hmm. Okay, now here's your first problem. 101 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:09,799 You're not using any of the right keywords. 102 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:11,939 I'll hack into the mainframe and get you featured. 103 00:04:11,940 --> 00:04:13,699 How long's this going to take? 104 00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:15,509 There you go. Got your first match. 105 00:04:15,510 --> 00:04:17,739 Who the hell is Tommy Tomorrow? 106 00:04:17,740 --> 00:04:19,739 He's got a personalized ray gun. 107 00:04:19,740 --> 00:04:22,039 He says he's looking for something casual. 108 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:23,949 Someone to fight on the weekends. 109 00:04:23,950 --> 00:04:26,449 I am not settling for Tommy Tomorrow. 110 00:04:26,450 --> 00:04:28,019 I wanna nemesis-up! 111 00:04:28,020 --> 00:04:30,589 You're not gonna find any A-listers on here. 112 00:04:30,590 --> 00:04:31,959 There's no Batmen. 113 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:34,159 Or... we get Batman! 114 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:36,889 Batman? You have fought him countless times 115 00:04:36,890 --> 00:04:38,659 and every time ya end up at Arkham. 116 00:04:38,660 --> 00:04:40,729 I know another way and by the end of it, 117 00:04:40,730 --> 00:04:43,199 Bats will be our nemesis. 118 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,969 - I don't know. - Unlikely. 119 00:04:44,970 --> 00:04:47,469 Yes, yes, yes. 120 00:05:00,850 --> 00:05:01,850 Woo-hoo! 121 00:05:17,170 --> 00:05:18,170 Ha! 122 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:24,809 You've crossed the line, Quinn. 123 00:05:24,810 --> 00:05:27,010 - You're going to Arkham for goo... - Buh-bye! 124 00:05:45,060 --> 00:05:46,060 Yeah! 125 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:53,869 Ta-da! 126 00:05:53,870 --> 00:05:56,109 How the hell did you pull this off? 127 00:05:56,110 --> 00:05:57,419 The car's voice activated, 128 00:05:57,420 --> 00:05:59,108 so I took some recordings of Bats' voice 129 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:00,759 and spliced 'em together. 130 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,549 Open Batmobile allow Harley to drive. 131 00:06:03,550 --> 00:06:04,609 He also said... 132 00:06:04,610 --> 00:06:07,019 I definitely make love to bats. 133 00:06:07,020 --> 00:06:09,590 - Ha! - Heavens to Murgatroyd. He admits it! 134 00:06:11,190 --> 00:06:13,689 The signature grappler! 135 00:06:13,690 --> 00:06:16,059 The bat-eth hath arrived-eth. 136 00:06:16,060 --> 00:06:17,659 Success! 137 00:06:17,660 --> 00:06:19,859 Stop talking, I gotta make an evil first impression. 138 00:06:19,860 --> 00:06:21,969 Shit, I shoulda thought of an opening line. 139 00:06:21,970 --> 00:06:23,669 Uh. Good after-doom? 140 00:06:23,670 --> 00:06:25,530 Pleasure to beat ya? 141 00:06:27,940 --> 00:06:30,469 - What the... - Not so fast, losers! 142 00:06:30,470 --> 00:06:32,279 - Oh, come on. - Robin? What are ya doing here? 143 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:33,280 Where's Batman? 144 00:06:33,281 --> 00:06:36,779 You think Batman has time to deal with you guttersnipes? 145 00:06:36,780 --> 00:06:38,609 You're lucky I even showed up. 146 00:06:38,610 --> 00:06:40,279 Oh, was Batman too busy doin' this? 147 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:42,819 I definitely make love to bats. 148 00:06:42,820 --> 00:06:44,719 Shut up and battle me, nards. 149 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:47,089 Oh god, last week I was in the fucking Legion of Doom 150 00:06:47,090 --> 00:06:48,409 and now this is my life. 151 00:06:48,410 --> 00:06:50,989 We're not battlin' a 12 year-old from the fuckin' Ren Faire. 152 00:06:50,990 --> 00:06:54,829 I was raised by an elite group of assassins from birth. 153 00:06:54,830 --> 00:06:56,129 You're a clown. 154 00:06:56,130 --> 00:06:57,699 And an old one at that. 155 00:06:57,700 --> 00:06:59,099 What are you, 30? 156 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:00,870 Ow! You little shit! 157 00:07:02,910 --> 00:07:04,639 Hey! What are you doing? Put me down! 158 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:07,179 Tell Batman we're coming for him. 159 00:07:09,910 --> 00:07:11,749 ... well, Tawny, then Harley said, 160 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:13,119 "I'm coming for you". 161 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:14,579 'Course then we had a huge battle. 162 00:07:14,580 --> 00:07:15,849 - Mm-hmm! - Tons of punching. 163 00:07:15,850 --> 00:07:17,619 - Mmm! - Some lasers. Lotta lasers. 164 00:07:17,620 --> 00:07:18,789 Boy, stop it! 165 00:07:18,790 --> 00:07:20,019 When I beat her butt, 166 00:07:20,020 --> 00:07:22,089 that's when she asked me to be her nemesis. 167 00:07:22,090 --> 00:07:26,329 Your first nemesis at just 12-years old. 168 00:07:26,330 --> 00:07:28,269 Now, are you a little sweet potato pie? 169 00:07:28,270 --> 00:07:30,619 'Cause I could just eat you up! 170 00:07:30,620 --> 00:07:32,899 Yeah. I'm a little sweet potato pie. 171 00:07:32,900 --> 00:07:34,269 Oh! 172 00:07:34,270 --> 00:07:36,709 He's just so cute! 173 00:07:36,710 --> 00:07:38,979 Ah, I gotta tell ya. I think he's adorable. 174 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:41,263 You know what, this one's on me. 175 00:07:41,264 --> 00:07:43,749 I shoulda known that this was gonna put you in a smashy mood. 176 00:07:43,750 --> 00:07:45,579 Robin's lying. Why would I fight a kid? 177 00:07:45,580 --> 00:07:47,879 I want a nemesis with some hair on their chest! 178 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:50,019 Well, that rules out Batman. 179 00:07:50,020 --> 00:07:52,659 Catwoman says he waxes everything. 180 00:07:52,660 --> 00:07:54,019 You know what? It's gonna be fine. 181 00:07:54,020 --> 00:07:56,059 Maybe this story will run one news cycle and be gone. 182 00:07:56,060 --> 00:07:57,359 I don't think so. 183 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:59,099 You just got a Google alert for an article 184 00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:01,159 from the Lois Lane. 185 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:03,669 And the headline is... Never mind. 186 00:08:03,670 --> 00:08:05,718 Let me see that! "Harley Quinn Fights Child, 187 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:08,039 Sets Evil Women's Movement Back Decades". 188 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:09,739 Well, the headline is clickbait, 189 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:12,579 but I bet the article itself is more positive. 190 00:08:12,580 --> 00:08:13,839 Really? You think that? 191 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:15,739 No, shit! It's behind a paywall. 192 00:08:15,740 --> 00:08:17,609 Does anyone have a login for the Daily Planet? 193 00:08:17,610 --> 00:08:19,819 Nope. I already burned through my five free articles. 194 00:08:19,820 --> 00:08:21,849 I can't subscribe to another thing. 195 00:08:21,850 --> 00:08:24,149 My inbox is already swollen with... 196 00:08:24,150 --> 00:08:25,959 Well, I'm not payin' 7.99 a month 197 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:27,089 to see shit like this! 198 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:28,189 Let's just kill her. 199 00:08:28,190 --> 00:08:30,329 - Or... - No. No more "or". 200 00:08:30,330 --> 00:08:33,159 Or we kidnap her and make her retract the article. 201 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:36,059 You can't fuck with Lois Lane, people. 202 00:08:36,060 --> 00:08:37,969 What if Superman comes? 203 00:08:37,970 --> 00:08:40,669 Great. Then I'll have the most powerful nemesis in the world. 204 00:08:40,670 --> 00:08:42,339 Oh, brother. 205 00:08:42,340 --> 00:08:43,799 I don't retract articles, 206 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:46,109 and I'm definitely not writing a puff piece about... 207 00:08:46,110 --> 00:08:47,269 What was your headline? 208 00:08:47,270 --> 00:08:50,049 It's Harley Quinn, number one supervillain in the many multiverses, 209 00:08:50,050 --> 00:08:51,749 still hasn't committed to a nemesis, 210 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:53,249 much less Robin the Boy Wonder, 211 00:08:53,250 --> 00:08:56,119 or any nemesis that's boy or bird based. 212 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:58,019 Ya can punch it up if ya want. You're the writer. 213 00:08:58,020 --> 00:09:00,359 Thanks. No. 214 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,219 Okay, then I'm gonna have to kill ya. 215 00:09:02,220 --> 00:09:03,230 Okay, go ahead. 216 00:09:06,930 --> 00:09:09,399 I need to remember to keep my mouth closed when I bust through walls. 217 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:11,999 - I've been tellin' ya that. - Holy shit! It's Supes! 218 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,239 King Shark, get the camera. 219 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:14,739 Livestream me fightin' Superman. 220 00:09:14,740 --> 00:09:16,069 My new nemesis. 221 00:09:16,070 --> 00:09:17,409 Okay, you're live. 222 00:09:17,410 --> 00:09:18,593 Hey, Superman! 223 00:09:18,594 --> 00:09:21,939 Come get Lois Lame before I make her a deadline! 224 00:09:21,940 --> 00:09:23,479 That made sense, right? 225 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,249 Is she mad about the paywall too? 226 00:09:25,250 --> 00:09:27,819 Seven nintey-nine is an ambitious price point. 227 00:09:27,820 --> 00:09:30,789 And it doesn't include the crossword, which is ridic. 228 00:09:30,790 --> 00:09:32,089 Ya gonna fight me or what? 229 00:09:32,090 --> 00:09:35,189 Everybody duck. 230 00:09:35,190 --> 00:09:37,053 You were ill-advised to think 231 00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:39,129 you could get away from me, Harley Quinn. 232 00:09:39,130 --> 00:09:41,229 - Aww! - Oh god! 233 00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:42,369 Again? 234 00:09:42,370 --> 00:09:43,799 Hey, sport. 235 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,929 I fail to find the humor in this. 236 00:09:45,930 --> 00:09:47,399 No need to be nervous, kiddo. 237 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,339 Just step into the box. You got this! 238 00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:52,109 You're embarrassing me in front of my nemesis. 239 00:09:52,110 --> 00:09:54,139 Actually I'm not currently committed to anyone, 240 00:09:54,140 --> 00:09:55,879 but y'know, Supes, if you're avail, I'm... 241 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:57,949 Flattered, but I have a pretty full dance card. 242 00:09:57,950 --> 00:09:59,379 Leave us be, boy scout. 243 00:09:59,380 --> 00:10:01,989 I'm sure there's a cat up a tree somewhere. 244 00:10:01,990 --> 00:10:03,319 A cat up a tree. 245 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:05,289 Isn't this just the cutest thing ever? 246 00:10:05,290 --> 00:10:07,219 Lois, you okay if the little guy takes it from here? 247 00:10:07,220 --> 00:10:08,959 Yeah, whatever. We still doing sushi tonight? 248 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:11,229 You know how I... roll. 249 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:15,929 Do me a favor. Can you untag me from this whole thing? 250 00:10:15,930 --> 00:10:17,669 You ready to do battle, Quinn? 251 00:10:17,670 --> 00:10:19,139 Let's go. 252 00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:20,169 That's right. 253 00:10:20,170 --> 00:10:22,969 Run away! Fear me! 254 00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:27,109 That was the most humiliatin' t... 255 00:10:27,110 --> 00:10:30,079 Oh my god, Ivy! You're pregnant? Oh! 256 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:32,079 This is gonna be so bad for your career, 257 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:33,919 but so good for your Instagram. 258 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:36,577 No. All this shit is for you. 259 00:10:36,578 --> 00:10:38,949 - Aww. No baby? - Nope. No baby. 260 00:10:38,950 --> 00:10:40,089 But there is a card. 261 00:10:40,090 --> 00:10:41,719 And it was addressed to you, 262 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:45,289 so I didn't open it because I'm not a rude person. 263 00:10:45,290 --> 00:10:48,899 Congrats on Robin the cradle. 264 00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:51,499 From all your 265 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:56,070 never-gonna-be-your-friends at the Legion of Doom. 266 00:10:59,410 --> 00:11:01,136 Well, this room was missing 267 00:11:01,137 --> 00:11:03,149 a dusting of ash everywhere. 268 00:11:03,150 --> 00:11:04,619 All right, that's it. Enough of this shit. 269 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:05,620 We're killin' Robin. 270 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:08,789 Harley, you can't kill him. 271 00:11:08,790 --> 00:11:10,349 You don't think I can kill a 12-year-old? 272 00:11:10,350 --> 00:11:12,699 Oh, okay. Well, I will smash in his face 273 00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:15,389 with a bat like a watermelon! 274 00:11:15,390 --> 00:11:18,499 Oh, no, no. I believe you have the ability to kill him. 275 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:19,853 What I'm saying is, 276 00:11:19,854 --> 00:11:22,059 if you do it, you validate what everyone's saying. 277 00:11:22,060 --> 00:11:23,229 That Robin's your nemesis. 278 00:11:23,230 --> 00:11:25,069 Also, you'd be a child killer, 279 00:11:25,070 --> 00:11:27,069 which some may argue is worse. 280 00:11:27,070 --> 00:11:28,139 Unless... 281 00:11:28,140 --> 00:11:30,039 Ah, you've got that "or" face. 282 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:31,739 Just... Can you make your eyebrows normal? 283 00:11:31,740 --> 00:11:33,309 - I've... - Yes? 284 00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:34,709 No no, I wasn't sayin' your name. 285 00:11:34,710 --> 00:11:37,309 I was sayin' "I've" as in I've got a plan. 286 00:11:37,310 --> 00:11:39,479 Listen shark-man, get in the tank. 287 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:41,379 All you gotta do is swim around 288 00:11:41,380 --> 00:11:44,049 and scare the kid so bad he admits he's lying. 289 00:11:44,050 --> 00:11:46,049 Oh, I-I'm not that kind of shark. 290 00:11:46,050 --> 00:11:47,989 I'm more of the tech savvy kind. 291 00:11:47,990 --> 00:11:49,014 It's fine. 292 00:11:49,015 --> 00:11:51,189 I can play the role of shark if he won't. 293 00:11:51,190 --> 00:11:52,459 Roar! 294 00:11:52,460 --> 00:11:56,469 'Tis I, the violent type of shark! 295 00:11:56,470 --> 00:11:58,399 Straight from the beaches of Amity! 296 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:02,299 Fear my rows of teeth, my unpredictable nature. 297 00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:05,639 Yeah, that's offensive in a number of ways. 298 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,579 I-I'll just be the shark. 299 00:12:07,580 --> 00:12:09,249 But, just to double check here. 300 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,509 I-I'm not gonna do any biting, right? 301 00:12:11,510 --> 00:12:13,949 'Cause I do not do well around blood. 302 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,319 No blood. 303 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:17,349 You're just supposed to scare him. 304 00:12:17,350 --> 00:12:20,519 I got him! 305 00:12:27,530 --> 00:12:29,469 You're gonna die, Robin! 306 00:12:29,470 --> 00:12:31,639 Admit it! Admit we never battled. 307 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,599 I never asked you to be my nemesis. 308 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,069 Unhand me, you freak. 309 00:12:35,070 --> 00:12:37,269 Not until you tell the truth about us. 310 00:12:37,270 --> 00:12:38,969 Why would I ever tell the truth? 311 00:12:38,970 --> 00:12:42,179 I'm Gotham's little sweet potato pie, remember? 312 00:12:42,180 --> 00:12:45,643 Those rubes will believe anything I say. 313 00:12:45,644 --> 00:12:47,549 Busted! 314 00:12:47,550 --> 00:12:49,589 Ya hear that, Tawny? He admitted he lied. 315 00:12:49,590 --> 00:12:51,919 Tawny? You set me up, Quinn. 316 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,319 Mm-mm-mm! 317 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:56,129 My, oh my, how the sweet potato pie has crumbled. 318 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:58,499 So, as everyone can see, 319 00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:01,029 I could'a killed him any time I wanted, 320 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,469 but I didn't 'cause he's a kid and kids are gross. 321 00:13:03,470 --> 00:13:06,199 Also, he is not my nemesis. 322 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:22,319 Blood! 323 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:25,019 Ooh! Blood! 324 00:13:26,690 --> 00:13:28,259 Help me! 325 00:13:29,730 --> 00:13:31,589 Aw, shit. 326 00:13:31,590 --> 00:13:34,129 Woo! He gonna get eaten! 327 00:13:34,130 --> 00:13:37,269 Please! I'll bring you on stage at the VMAs next week! 328 00:13:37,270 --> 00:13:39,739 Abort! Abort! King Shark, heel! 329 00:13:39,740 --> 00:13:41,199 - Let me down! Help! - Oh, you know what? This must be that 330 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,769 "not being good with blood" thing. 331 00:13:42,770 --> 00:13:44,469 I thought it just meant he got a little fainty. 332 00:13:44,470 --> 00:13:45,539 I did too. 333 00:13:45,540 --> 00:13:46,579 It was misleading. 334 00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:47,679 How funny. 335 00:13:49,180 --> 00:13:51,179 Hey! Stop that! Help! 336 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:57,119 Aww! 337 00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:02,289 I'll kill you all! 338 00:14:02,290 --> 00:14:04,559 Everybody run! 339 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,759 Help! Help! 340 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,159 Batman! Batman! 341 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:10,769 Father! Help! 342 00:14:10,770 --> 00:14:13,170 No! Dad! Help! 343 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:28,119 Ladies and gentleman, Batman! 344 00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:31,119 What is this? 345 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,189 Tawny? Are we live on Tawny? 346 00:14:33,190 --> 00:14:34,519 What the hell are you doing, Quinn? 347 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:36,029 Changin' the optics? 348 00:14:36,030 --> 00:14:37,789 You almost killed my ward. 349 00:14:37,790 --> 00:14:40,459 You're going to Arkham for good, Quinn. 350 00:14:49,170 --> 00:14:52,470 Bring it on, Bats! 351 00:14:53,210 --> 00:14:54,210 Bats? 352 00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:59,149 Batman? 353 00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:00,619 Is he... 354 00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:02,179 This is no fun. 355 00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:03,589 Uh... Uh... boss? 356 00:15:03,590 --> 00:15:05,589 Uh, uh, uh, what, Steve? 357 00:15:05,590 --> 00:15:07,190 Spit it the fuck out. 358 00:15:08,090 --> 00:15:09,559 Oh, what the hell? 359 00:15:13,630 --> 00:15:15,499 Oh, what the hell? 360 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:18,669 Okay. So, Batman blames Harley for endangering his ward, 361 00:15:18,670 --> 00:15:19,869 but Harley says 362 00:15:19,870 --> 00:15:22,369 she's just a supervillain looking for an adult-size nemesis. 363 00:15:22,370 --> 00:15:23,970 Y'all know what I'm talking about, right? 364 00:15:37,450 --> 00:15:40,159 Use your fisticuffs, Harley! 365 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:41,489 Game over, Quinn. 366 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,559 Let her go! 367 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,230 Ivy! Always a delight. 368 00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:03,209 This is getting too good, y'all. 369 00:16:03,210 --> 00:16:04,879 Ive! You came to save me. 370 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,249 Look, I always do. 371 00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:08,149 My entire existence seems to be spent 372 00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:09,549 cleaning up your fuckin' messes. 373 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:11,750 Is that gonna be bleeped? 374 00:16:11,751 --> 00:16:13,559 Please welcome another surprise guest, 375 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:16,359 - supervillain Poison Ivy. - Nope. 376 00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:18,569 Not a guest. 377 00:16:18,570 --> 00:16:21,769 Also, I actually identify as an eco-terrorist, so... 378 00:16:21,770 --> 00:16:24,329 Seems like you're having some animosity towards Harley 379 00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:26,076 for not respecting your boundaries. 380 00:16:26,077 --> 00:16:27,239 Am I right audience? 381 00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:30,139 Tell us how you feel. 382 00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:31,639 - No, no, no. Not gonna do that. - Okay. 383 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:33,239 But, since I'm here. 384 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,709 If I could just... 385 00:16:34,710 --> 00:16:37,379 You don't have to rinse out your cans and bottles 386 00:16:37,380 --> 00:16:39,519 before putting them in the recycling bin, okay? 387 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,419 That's just a myth and it wastes water. 388 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,189 - Go, Batman! - N-n-no, no. Sit. 389 00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:49,190 Aww. 390 00:17:08,781 --> 00:17:10,349 Ooh! 391 00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:25,389 Kill him, Ivy! 392 00:17:25,390 --> 00:17:28,329 Harley! What the fuck do you think you're doing? 393 00:17:28,330 --> 00:17:30,969 Ooh-hoo-hoo! 394 00:17:30,970 --> 00:17:32,329 It's getting heated! 395 00:17:32,330 --> 00:17:35,339 Are you trying to steal my Batman? 396 00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:37,309 - Joker! - Uh, Batman. 397 00:17:37,310 --> 00:17:39,809 Joker seems to claim you as his nemesis. 398 00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:41,839 But you came here to fight, Harley. 399 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:43,609 And now... 400 00:17:43,610 --> 00:17:45,849 ... you're fighting Ivy. Which one is it? 401 00:17:45,850 --> 00:17:48,219 Me! I'm his, he's mine. 402 00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:49,819 I mean, we're together. Ha! 403 00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:50,919 Oh! 404 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:53,419 Tawny! Tawny! Tawny! 405 00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,289 I love you, Tawny! 406 00:18:17,510 --> 00:18:18,609 Dad! 407 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:31,320 Robin! 408 00:18:31,321 --> 00:18:33,999 If you want to see the Boy Wonder alive again, 409 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,500 you better start showing up to my cool crimes. 410 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:44,409 Oh! What a show, folks! 411 00:18:44,410 --> 00:18:47,409 Well, I am spent. 412 00:18:47,410 --> 00:18:48,979 Well stay tuned 'cause up next, 413 00:18:48,980 --> 00:18:51,449 we're bringing out those rescued ferrets. 414 00:18:51,450 --> 00:18:52,979 Ooh! I wanna squeeze one! 415 00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:54,550 Nope. Come on. We're leaving. 416 00:18:57,350 --> 00:18:59,319 Well, that was a shit show. 417 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,109 Yeah! But, it was a fun show. 418 00:19:01,110 --> 00:19:03,889 Except for Batman kickin' my ass on live TV. 419 00:19:03,890 --> 00:19:05,759 At least you got a swag bag, right? 420 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,959 Ooh! Look at this. Organic shampoo. 421 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,499 Ugh! It says for fine to normal hair. Damn it. 422 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:11,899 I can't believe after all this, 423 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,499 I still don't have a nemesis. 424 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,963 You know what? You can't force it. 425 00:19:14,964 --> 00:19:17,509 I mean, there's someone out there just for you. 426 00:19:17,510 --> 00:19:19,909 Do the crimes that make you happy and the rest will come. 427 00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:22,039 JKH, right? Just keep heisting. 428 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,709 JK's already a thing. 429 00:19:23,710 --> 00:19:25,749 You add an 'H' to it, and I don't know what that is. 430 00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:26,879 It's muddled. 431 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,079 Yeah, I'm not here to workshop this. 432 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,749 Thanks for always givin' me great advice, Ive. 433 00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,419 Even if I don't always use it. 434 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,689 You actually never use it. 435 00:19:32,690 --> 00:19:34,519 But I love never usin' your advice 436 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:37,089 more than anyone else's advice I never use. 437 00:19:37,090 --> 00:19:38,913 Also, listen, I am very sorry 438 00:19:38,914 --> 00:19:41,300 for the way me and my crew have been treating' your place. 439 00:19:41,301 --> 00:19:42,799 That changes today. 440 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,769 Yes. We promise to keep your apartment much cleaner. 441 00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:47,239 Wait, why is he cleaning? 442 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,709 Did you add that giant shark to your crew? 443 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:52,009 Actually, I'm a normal-sized shark, 444 00:19:52,010 --> 00:19:54,439 but I suppose I am large for a man. 445 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,249 And yes, I'm in the crew. 446 00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:59,679 It's just nice to be on a schedule. 447 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:01,519 Yeah, you saw what he can do when he flips out. 448 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:02,819 I mean, how am I gonna say no to that? 449 00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:04,849 Plus, he does computer good. 450 00:20:04,850 --> 00:20:07,619 That's it, you're outta here! 451 00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:09,729 This is a formal eviction notice! 452 00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:12,389 You're evicting me? On what grounds? 453 00:20:12,390 --> 00:20:14,729 Your lease says no pets! 454 00:20:14,730 --> 00:20:16,699 - Him! - Well, that's racist! 455 00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:18,769 O-or at the very least xenophobic. 456 00:20:18,770 --> 00:20:19,770 Xena who? 457 00:20:19,771 --> 00:20:22,039 The bikini broad with a sword as big as she is? 458 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,239 I love her! 459 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,269 But that shark's been coming in here all week. 460 00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:26,299 Please, Sy. 461 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:27,779 I love this apartment more than anything. 462 00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:29,379 I-I'll kick them out. 463 00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:30,549 I'll kick all of them out. 464 00:20:30,550 --> 00:20:32,949 Too late! You're evicted, honey. 465 00:20:32,950 --> 00:20:34,831 Hey! At least you don't have to keep 466 00:20:34,832 --> 00:20:36,449 cleaning up after us any more, right? 467 00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:38,099 'Cause you know, let's be honest. 468 00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,859 It was really only gonna get worse. 469 00:20:43,090 --> 00:20:45,699 We can split that one. 470 00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:46,729 Sounds fair. 471 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,999 Damian, I made your favorite. 472 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,769 You didn't make that. Alfred made that. 473 00:20:55,770 --> 00:21:00,139 I made him make it. 474 00:21:00,140 --> 00:21:02,609 Are you mad because I had to save you from Joker? 475 00:21:02,610 --> 00:21:04,409 No. I'm livid because 476 00:21:04,410 --> 00:21:07,679 everyone in Teen Titans is getting a nemesis, except me. 477 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,449 I'm gonna say something embarrassing here. 478 00:21:10,450 --> 00:21:13,659 I didn't have a nemesis until 479 00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:14,759 my late 20s. 480 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,319 Don't patronize me, Father. 481 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:17,359 It's unbecoming. 482 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,429 It's true. 483 00:21:18,430 --> 00:21:19,929 I wasn't ready for one. 484 00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:22,059 You want your first nemesis to be special. 485 00:21:22,060 --> 00:21:24,429 Someone who you could see being your nemesis 486 00:21:24,430 --> 00:21:25,899 for the rest of your life. 487 00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:27,999 I suppose you're right, Father. 488 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,069 When can I start having sex? 489 00:21:30,070 --> 00:21:31,610 I think I hear the Bat Signal. 490 00:21:34,633 --> 00:21:37,133 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -