1 00:00:04,146 --> 00:00:06,255 What the hell? Again? 2 00:00:06,256 --> 00:00:07,807 You can't remember what happened last week; 3 00:00:07,808 --> 00:00:09,675 now you want us to remind you? 4 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:11,427 Lay off the vape, all right? 5 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:12,845 Shit'll fuck you up. 6 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,179 Is Derek here? 7 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:16,023 - Derek is dead. - The death benefit. 8 00:00:16,024 --> 00:00:17,475 When someone dies in the military, 9 00:00:17,476 --> 00:00:19,079 the family gets, like, 100,000 bucks. 10 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:21,046 I'm willing to give you 1/3 of the benefit. 11 00:00:21,047 --> 00:00:24,607 In return, I want full custody of Franny. 12 00:00:24,608 --> 00:00:27,818 Oh, hell. I gotta miss my meeting with Dr. Robinson. 13 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:29,949 George is coming to my place this weekend for a cookout. 14 00:00:29,950 --> 00:00:31,656 A ton of black doctors will be there. 15 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:33,282 Come. It'll be good for business. 16 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:34,951 Hey, you want to hang out during my lunch break? 17 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:36,536 I gotta meet my parole officer. 18 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:38,371 Kibble, JoJo, 19 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:39,603 got a new friend for ya! 20 00:00:39,604 --> 00:00:40,903 What's the deal with Paula? 21 00:00:40,904 --> 00:00:42,792 The deal is, you're fucked. 22 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:44,126 I'm Sarah. 23 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:45,753 - What brings you to church? - AA. 24 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:47,072 - You? - NMAA. 25 00:00:47,073 --> 00:00:49,439 Basically a bunch of new moms in sweat pants 26 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:50,550 trying not to lose our shit. 27 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:51,884 Coach molested Kenny? 28 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:53,282 A lawyer's putting together 29 00:00:53,283 --> 00:00:55,513 a class-action suit against the city, 30 00:00:55,514 --> 00:00:57,223 says we could each get 10 grand. 31 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:58,513 You sure you weren't molested? 32 00:00:58,514 --> 00:00:59,920 I'd remember if he touched me. 33 00:00:59,921 --> 00:01:02,810 I didn't sign on to raise your children, Frank. 34 00:01:02,811 --> 00:01:05,523 Well, the joke's on you. They're my son Carl's. 35 00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:07,024 I'll give you 30 and 15. 36 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:08,155 40 and 5. 37 00:01:08,156 --> 00:01:10,486 Got my third job with my family business. 38 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:12,308 You know when I said you could stay here? 39 00:01:12,309 --> 00:01:13,864 I didn't mean your entire family. 40 00:01:13,865 --> 00:01:16,367 We thought you meant the plural you, "ustedes." 41 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:18,800 That's why Spanish is better. It's more specific. 42 00:01:25,462 --> 00:01:27,408 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 43 00:01:32,331 --> 00:01:35,553 ? Think of all the luck you got ? 44 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:38,677 ? Know that it's not for naught ? 45 00:01:38,678 --> 00:01:41,830 ? You were beaming once before ? 46 00:01:41,831 --> 00:01:46,063 ? But it's not like that anymore ? 47 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:48,816 ? What is this downside ? 48 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:52,987 ? That you speak of? ? 49 00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:55,031 ? What is this feeling ? 50 00:01:55,032 --> 00:02:00,077 ? You're so sure of? ? 51 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:10,129 ? Round up the friends you got ? 52 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:13,090 ? Know that they're not for naught ? 53 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:16,177 ? You were willing once before ? 54 00:02:16,178 --> 00:02:20,765 ? But it's not like that anymore ? 55 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:23,976 ? What is this downside ? 56 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:27,605 ? That you speak of? ? 57 00:02:27,606 --> 00:02:29,440 ? What is this feeling ? 58 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:33,413 ? You're so sure of? ? 59 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:37,431 This marks the ninth bus arriving here in Chicago 60 00:02:37,432 --> 00:02:40,368 carrying undocumented workers from Texas. 61 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:43,746 Many observers view this as a purely political move 62 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:46,832 designed to punish liberal sanctuary cities like Chicago. 63 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:49,043 When reached for comment, Texas governor... 64 00:02:49,044 --> 00:02:52,506 Tamales calientes! Tamales aquí! 65 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:06,019 Where's Franny? 66 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:08,297 I can't wait to see her. 67 00:03:09,256 --> 00:03:10,734 Derek loved her so much. 68 00:03:10,735 --> 00:03:12,650 Cut the bullshit, Pepa. 69 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:14,485 Derek didn't give two shits about Franny, 70 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:16,445 - and neither do you. - What? 71 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,739 I can't wait to see how she's grown up. 72 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:21,488 I mean, with a genius like you for a mother, 73 00:03:21,489 --> 00:03:24,870 I'm sure she'll be able to read by the time she's 15. 74 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,685 I know what you're doing. 75 00:03:26,686 --> 00:03:28,249 What am I doing? 76 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:30,251 You think I'd rather lose my fair share 77 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:33,129 of Derek's death benefit than let you have Franny. 78 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:34,964 Joke's on you, bitch. 79 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:39,051 Franny will be there tomorrow on time as scheduled. 80 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,923 And, as per our agreement, 81 00:03:40,924 --> 00:03:43,305 I want my check posthaste. 82 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:45,781 And I'll want Franny to call me "Mom." 83 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,038 Hey. 84 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:09,874 Where you think you're going? 85 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:11,892 Just taking the infirmary biowaste trash 86 00:04:11,893 --> 00:04:14,172 to the truck, like always. 87 00:04:14,173 --> 00:04:15,504 Not today. 88 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:17,882 Budget crunch. Biowaste truck service 89 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:19,975 and a whole bunch of other shit cancelled 90 00:04:19,976 --> 00:04:21,143 immediately. 91 00:04:21,144 --> 00:04:23,096 So what you want me to do with all this medical waste then? 92 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:25,306 This shit deadly, boss. 93 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:27,014 Even the AIDS in this thing got AIDS. 94 00:04:27,015 --> 00:04:28,392 Just dump it in the incinerator. 95 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:29,935 Call it a day. 96 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:31,353 - Incinerator? - Yep. 97 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:32,605 Burn all that shit up. 98 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:33,699 I'll escort you over there. 99 00:04:33,700 --> 00:04:36,193 Hey, there! 100 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:38,418 Get me the fuck outta here! 101 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:43,283 Hey... 102 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:45,993 Found it. 103 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:56,003 I don't keep money in there anymore, Frank, 104 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:57,588 not after last time. 105 00:04:57,589 --> 00:05:00,591 You kids got any formal wear with soul? 106 00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:04,428 All of this stuff looks like the garb of a colonizer, 107 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:07,060 and I got a follow-up with the Okafurs. 108 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:11,268 Aha. 109 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:14,313 A little cultural awareness 110 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:17,775 on my side of the table can't hurt. 111 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:19,318 Are you busy today? 112 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,142 I'm gonna help Todd edit his highlight reel... 113 00:05:21,143 --> 00:05:23,028 So no. Congratulations. 114 00:05:23,029 --> 00:05:25,672 I hereby appoint you the Gallagher 115 00:05:25,673 --> 00:05:28,241 special diplomatic envoy to Nigeria. 116 00:05:30,143 --> 00:05:33,021 Your first duty: help me sell a baby. 117 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:36,627 Hey, you think maybe we went a little overboard? 118 00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:38,880 I mean, well, it is summer. 119 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:44,969 Well, I guess I could take off the parka. 120 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:46,470 - Yeah. - Okay. 121 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:47,471 All right. 122 00:05:54,432 --> 00:05:55,729 What? 123 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:56,984 What? No, I'm... 124 00:05:57,650 --> 00:05:59,484 I'm happy we're doing this together. 125 00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:02,404 Me too. 126 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:05,866 All right. 127 00:06:09,244 --> 00:06:10,244 There they are. 128 00:06:12,811 --> 00:06:14,145 They're gonna hate me. 129 00:06:14,146 --> 00:06:15,356 What? 130 00:06:15,357 --> 00:06:17,418 Why did I agree to this again? 131 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:19,712 Hey, look, you'll be fine. 132 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,005 All right? 133 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:22,784 I'll make the intro, then I'll take off. 134 00:06:22,785 --> 00:06:24,466 You can connect mom-to-mom. 135 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:26,677 You know, just... 136 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:28,506 share your mom stuff. 137 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:31,432 Hey, everybody! 138 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:32,600 - Oh, hey! - Hey. 139 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:33,820 Hey, what's going on? 140 00:06:33,821 --> 00:06:35,561 - How you doing, Sarah? - Hi. 141 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,938 - Hey, what's up? - Hey! 142 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:39,481 Hi, hi, hi, hey. Hey, guys. 143 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:42,794 Hey, everybody, uh, this is Tami. 144 00:06:42,795 --> 00:06:45,321 This is Tami. She is my, um... 145 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:46,488 She's Fred's mom. 146 00:06:47,289 --> 00:06:49,154 So good to see you, Tami. 147 00:06:49,155 --> 00:06:50,367 Hi. 148 00:06:52,740 --> 00:06:54,288 All right, so, uh... 149 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:56,332 You know, I'm gonna get going. 150 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:58,459 Yeah! Get outta here, will ya? 151 00:06:58,460 --> 00:07:00,586 - She's in good hands. - Okay, all right. 152 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,046 I'll see you later. Have fun. 153 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:03,524 All right? Have fun. 154 00:07:08,218 --> 00:07:09,887 You mad at me or something? 155 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:10,999 No. 156 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,057 Mad at myself for crushing on you. 157 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:14,362 You have a crush on me? 158 00:07:14,363 --> 00:07:15,893 Calmate, past tense. 159 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:17,081 Why? 160 00:07:17,082 --> 00:07:18,270 Um, Kelly? 161 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:19,443 Yeah, but having Kelly around 162 00:07:19,444 --> 00:07:21,457 just made me realize how much I like you. 163 00:07:21,458 --> 00:07:23,509 We're keeping it strictly business from now on. 164 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:25,152 And we gotta get out of your house. 165 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:27,212 You were only being nice to us so you could get in my pants. 166 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:29,907 - Where will you go? - I don't know. 167 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:32,577 Our block is still crawling with ICE dudes. 168 00:07:32,578 --> 00:07:34,292 Sent a couple tios over there to check it out, 169 00:07:34,293 --> 00:07:35,458 and they got picked up. 170 00:07:35,459 --> 00:07:37,225 Might have to live on the streets for a little bit. 171 00:07:37,226 --> 00:07:39,792 Like, be homeless? Anne, come on. 172 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,296 We'll be fine. 173 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:47,526 - What's going on? - He says we can't sell here no more. 174 00:07:47,527 --> 00:07:48,727 _ 175 00:07:49,033 --> 00:07:52,263 _ 176 00:07:52,811 --> 00:07:57,529 _ 177 00:07:57,869 --> 00:07:59,127 _ 178 00:07:59,494 --> 00:08:05,822 _ 179 00:08:05,823 --> 00:08:07,076 Okay? 180 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:27,965 Hey! Hey. 181 00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:29,133 Hey! Stop! 182 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:30,926 Stop it! Stop! 183 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:31,988 Let me go! 184 00:08:31,989 --> 00:08:34,806 Come on, tactical retreat. Live to fight another day. 185 00:08:39,693 --> 00:08:43,480 V, I think I hit the pedophile motherlode. 186 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:45,301 It's basically a how-to list, 187 00:08:45,302 --> 00:08:47,359 step-by-step instructions. 188 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,651 You taking on a new hobby I should know about? 189 00:08:49,652 --> 00:08:50,946 What? No, no, no. 190 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,865 This is for Coach Dickey's kid-diddling lawsuit. 191 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,580 I got a meeting with the lawyer, 192 00:08:54,581 --> 00:08:58,328 and if I can convince her to have me join the case, boom! 193 00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:00,616 We'll be cashing fat settlement checks like the rest of the team. 194 00:09:00,617 --> 00:09:02,864 Fake it till you make it, baby. 195 00:09:04,335 --> 00:09:06,233 First he gained my confidence. 196 00:09:08,190 --> 00:09:10,039 Then he touched my knee. 197 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:11,959 And finally, he tickled my dick. 198 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:13,844 I don't know if I should say "dick" or "penis." 199 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:14,971 I don't know. 200 00:09:17,005 --> 00:09:18,640 Pears and cranberries? 201 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:19,683 What are you making? 202 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:20,851 Potato salad. 203 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:23,145 - You sure? - Yes. 204 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:25,105 This is for the sophisticated palates 205 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:27,024 of Chicago's most esteemed doctors, 206 00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:30,319 not some hillbilly who thinks that Vienna sausages 207 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:33,072 and saltines is an acceptable dinner for children. 208 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,949 I put Arby's sauce on it. The girls loved it. 209 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:37,993 Will you get out of my kitchen? I need to focus. 210 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,633 I don't wanna fuck up these conversions. 211 00:09:39,634 --> 00:09:43,624 Goop recipes are all in grams and milliliters and shit. 212 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:44,625 I'm a good girl. 213 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,126 Yeah, I know. 214 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:47,795 'Cause your mama's done a very good job 215 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:49,171 teaching you right from wrong. 216 00:09:50,076 --> 00:09:53,050 But tomorrow, I need you to be a very bad girl 217 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:56,826 when we go to that mean ol' witch Pepa's house, okay? 218 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,640 You could get a big knifey 219 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:02,017 and you could poke the puppy with it 220 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:04,603 till it goes "ouchie" and bleeds, 221 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,976 or you could take a big old poopy on her bed, hmm? 222 00:10:07,977 --> 00:10:10,150 I'm a good girl. 223 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:11,944 Come on, Franny, you gotta work with me. 224 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,446 I'm a good girl. 225 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:18,617 Know anywhere I could get a redheaded toddler for rent? 226 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,744 Well, if you attended the local ginger club meetings 227 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:22,093 like I asked you to, 228 00:10:22,094 --> 00:10:23,956 you'd know a dozen redheaded toddlers by now. 229 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,390 I'm serious, Ian. 230 00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:27,417 I negotiated Pepa down to partial custody 231 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:29,720 in exchange for some of Derek's death benefit, 232 00:10:29,721 --> 00:10:31,646 but I can't stomach the thought of that bitch 233 00:10:31,647 --> 00:10:34,133 having one second alone with Franny. 234 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,260 So you wanna pass off a fake Franny? 235 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:37,938 Preferably one horrible enough 236 00:10:37,939 --> 00:10:40,514 that she'll drop the custody fight altogether. 237 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:41,932 But apparently I've raised a great kid. 238 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:43,352 She'll totally wanna keep her. 239 00:10:43,353 --> 00:10:44,927 Yeah, never gonna happen. 240 00:10:44,928 --> 00:10:46,268 Pepa'll know it's not her. 241 00:10:46,269 --> 00:10:48,620 People are super racist against redheads. 242 00:10:48,621 --> 00:10:50,107 They think we all look alike. 243 00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:52,203 Frank calls me "Ian," like, twice a week. 244 00:10:52,204 --> 00:10:53,777 Okay. Uh, well, 245 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,904 you can try the Girls & Boys Club 246 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,239 or a group home. 247 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,615 Those kids are pretty screwed up. 248 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,617 Anyway, I gotta get to work. 249 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:02,681 Since when do you have a job? 250 00:11:02,682 --> 00:11:05,038 Well, it's less of a job than a Medicare scam 251 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:07,958 I'm being forced into by my corrupt parole officer. 252 00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:10,294 Gay Jesus to insurance fraud? 253 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:12,966 Yeah. Prison really reformed me. 254 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:14,972 See you guys. 255 00:11:24,089 --> 00:11:26,397 Inmate Milkovich. 256 00:11:27,417 --> 00:11:28,896 Gotta hand it to you. 257 00:11:29,450 --> 00:11:31,489 One hell of an escape plan. 258 00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:34,568 Hey, imagine if you could actually manage a budget, huh? 259 00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:36,904 I'd be home right now knocking back a cold one. 260 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:40,782 The sheer fortitude to climb into medical biowaste. 261 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:43,327 You know, we've had cases of the plague in here, 262 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,287 actual medieval Black Death, 263 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,831 and nine strains of flesh-eating bacteria 264 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,833 in the C block showers too. 265 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:51,924 What can I say? Desperate times. 266 00:11:51,925 --> 00:11:55,672 What kind of dumbass would go to those lengths to escape 267 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:58,051 when they're already free? 268 00:11:59,449 --> 00:12:02,262 Yeah, that's right, free. 269 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:04,424 Your cooperation with the prosecution 270 00:12:04,425 --> 00:12:05,678 in the El Chapo case, 271 00:12:05,679 --> 00:12:07,392 that got your name jumped 272 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,746 right to the top of the release list. 273 00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:12,606 Guess that, uh, 274 00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:15,016 makes us all done here, huh? 275 00:12:15,017 --> 00:12:16,754 Heard through the grapevine 276 00:12:16,755 --> 00:12:18,946 that the Calderón cartel's 277 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:21,651 excited to welcome you back to the world. 278 00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:32,042 As you see, we are well prepared 279 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:34,420 to welcome a baby into our home. 280 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,464 This is your home? 281 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,173 Gotta say, I was expecting something 282 00:12:39,174 --> 00:12:40,849 a little more rustic. 283 00:12:40,850 --> 00:12:43,709 We live in Minneapolis, Mr. Gallagher. 284 00:12:43,710 --> 00:12:46,640 God has provided us with everything 285 00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:48,809 except for the blessing of a child. 286 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:51,061 When can we see the baby again? 287 00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:52,671 Well, there's still the issue 288 00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:55,092 of the outstanding application fee. 289 00:12:55,093 --> 00:12:56,621 $500. 290 00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:01,447 Thank you. 291 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:08,288 Well, I'm very excited to continue the adoption process. 292 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:14,876 Unfortunately, it might take a little bit longer. 293 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,447 There are other applicants, 294 00:13:16,448 --> 00:13:19,464 so due diligence on my part is a must. 295 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,208 In order to expedite things, 296 00:13:21,209 --> 00:13:24,303 it'd be very helpful to have a room on site. 297 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,887 We can get you a room. 298 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,514 A suite would be best. 299 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,016 And let's leave the tab open, 300 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,601 in case the baby wants some room service. 301 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:34,647 The appetite on this kid, I gotta tell ya. 302 00:13:36,912 --> 00:13:39,355 There's no way we're getting run off our own block 303 00:13:39,356 --> 00:13:41,069 by Chicano Woody from Toy Story. 304 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,280 You shoulda let me kick their asses. 305 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:46,077 Look, the enemy may have won the battle, 306 00:13:46,078 --> 00:13:49,298 but tactical precision will guarantee us ultimate victory. 307 00:13:50,452 --> 00:13:51,621 What are you talking about? 308 00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:52,998 I'm talking about war, people, 309 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,666 and war is hell. 310 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,511 But lucky for all of you, I almost passed 311 00:13:56,512 --> 00:13:58,828 my battle strategy class at military school. 312 00:13:58,829 --> 00:14:01,798 Let's see. I suggest a counterattack. 313 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,842 What, there were, like, three or four of those guys? 314 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,594 Last I checked, there were a million of you. 315 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:08,185 Let's use that to our advantage and strike back. 316 00:14:08,186 --> 00:14:10,057 We are cooks, not fighters. 317 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:12,392 Trust me, overwhelming force. 318 00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,933 Ever heard of shock and awe? 319 00:14:13,934 --> 00:14:16,021 Operation Iraqi Freedom? 320 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,231 Worked out pretty great for America, don't you think? 321 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:21,277 Won the war and got to kick it in Iraq for 20 years. 322 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:26,221 Look, you don't wanna get run off your own block. 323 00:14:26,828 --> 00:14:28,325 Well, this is how you get it back. 324 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:29,616 All right, I want everybody 325 00:14:29,617 --> 00:14:31,536 to go grab something sharp or heavy. 326 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:32,875 Let's roll! 327 00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,460 - Mr. Ball? - Yeah. 328 00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,837 Have a seat. She'll be with you shortly. 329 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,172 Um... 330 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,715 Will there be a physical? 331 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,176 This is a lawyer's office. 332 00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,511 No, right, of course. 333 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:48,512 I just meant for the case, 334 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,014 if she needs to see my... 335 00:14:53,797 --> 00:14:55,520 I'll show myself to a seat. 336 00:15:01,508 --> 00:15:03,735 Kevin Ball, backup center, '94. 337 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,321 Coach tickled my dick. 338 00:15:09,043 --> 00:15:11,336 _ 339 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,039 Súbito. 340 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,041 Hey. 341 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,876 Hey, how'd it go? 342 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,044 Fine. 343 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,624 That's it, "fine"? Hi. 344 00:15:23,671 --> 00:15:25,632 That accurately describes how it went: fine. 345 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:26,800 Ugh. 346 00:15:27,702 --> 00:15:29,177 What's up? Is something wrong? 347 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:32,389 Uh, what, you mean besides the fact that 348 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:34,001 you dragged me to the park to show off 349 00:15:34,002 --> 00:15:35,517 all the groupies you've been hooking up with? 350 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:38,019 I'm... I'm not hooking up with anyone. 351 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,397 Really? What about Sarah? 352 00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:41,563 No. 353 00:15:41,564 --> 00:15:42,763 Come on, Lip. 354 00:15:42,764 --> 00:15:44,583 I saw the arm squeeze. 355 00:15:44,584 --> 00:15:45,777 - Arm squeeze? - Yeah. 356 00:15:47,930 --> 00:15:50,004 The arm squeeze, 357 00:15:50,005 --> 00:15:51,798 a move reserved for someone you've fucked 358 00:15:51,799 --> 00:15:53,243 or someone you want to fuck. 359 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:54,578 Right, well, 360 00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:55,876 Sarah and I are just friends. 361 00:15:55,877 --> 00:15:57,581 Yeah. What's her deal? 362 00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,833 What, she's got a boyfriend, married, single? 363 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:02,085 Um, she's divorced, I think. 364 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,253 Divorced? 365 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:04,596 - Yeah. - Yeah. 366 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:07,383 Oh, yeah, no, she doesn't want you at all. 367 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,218 She gets it. 368 00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,256 Yeah? 369 00:16:11,257 --> 00:16:12,977 She doesn't even understand what I'm saying, 370 00:16:12,978 --> 00:16:14,264 but she gets it. 371 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:15,571 Because women know. 372 00:16:15,572 --> 00:16:16,951 Like, we all know. 373 00:16:16,952 --> 00:16:18,727 Right. 374 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:22,564 Look, Lip, you don't have to lie to protect me. 375 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:25,692 Okay, you don't have to protect me at all. 376 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:28,528 You know, we can co-parent and still do our own thing. 377 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,975 - Sure, sure. - I'm not the jealous type. 378 00:16:30,976 --> 00:16:32,616 But you know what will piss me off 379 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:34,517 is being lied to like I'm dumb, because I'm not. 380 00:16:34,518 --> 00:16:36,620 - No, no. - It's just, um... 381 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:37,928 When he's upset like this, 382 00:16:37,929 --> 00:16:39,334 he doesn't really wanna be bounced. 383 00:16:39,335 --> 00:16:40,461 It's more like you... You want to 384 00:16:40,462 --> 00:16:41,875 put his head on your shoulder 385 00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:43,514 and then you kind of want to rock him... 386 00:16:43,515 --> 00:16:44,878 - Really? - Yeah. 387 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,296 - Parenting tips? - Well... 388 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,048 - Really? Okay. - Hey, buddy. 389 00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:50,008 - Why don't you go to Daddy? - Hey. 390 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,968 Yeah, 'cause Daddy knows how to do everything. 391 00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:55,306 Hey, hey, hey. Tami. 392 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,356 Hi, there. 393 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,650 I'm at the website for your group home, 394 00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:09,553 and I see diversity statistics 395 00:17:09,554 --> 00:17:11,655 for several different minority groups, 396 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:14,115 but there's no category for redheads. 397 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,451 Seems like an oversight. 398 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:19,496 Actually, redheads are a minority, 399 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,211 and it's statements like yours 400 00:17:21,212 --> 00:17:23,708 that are a reason that hair-ism is a na... 401 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:24,980 Hello? 402 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:26,711 Hello? 403 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,831 Shit. 404 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:07,932 I need off the bus. 405 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,964 Open the door and don't stop. 406 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:13,759 Open the goddamn door! 407 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,700 Holy moly! 408 00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:40,744 That spill you took back there! 409 00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,024 Are you okay, Mr. Milkovich? 410 00:18:42,025 --> 00:18:43,184 Who the hell are you? 411 00:18:43,185 --> 00:18:45,665 Sorry. I'm Larry, Larry Seaver, 412 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,460 and I have the honor of being your parole officer. 413 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,794 You're my parole... 414 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,171 The fuck you chasing my bus for? 415 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:52,881 Oh, I wasn't chasing you. 416 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:55,300 I was gonna meet you at the next stop, offer you a ride. 417 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,485 A ride? 418 00:18:57,398 --> 00:18:58,678 Look. 419 00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,891 We're in this thing together, okay? 420 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:16,152 Excuse me. Can I answer any questions? 421 00:19:16,153 --> 00:19:19,638 Oh, no, I'm just window-shopping, thanks. 422 00:19:19,639 --> 00:19:23,412 Actually, can I ask about your return policy? 423 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:29,285 If a foster parent wants to end an arrangement, 424 00:19:29,286 --> 00:19:31,628 we will accept the child back with open arms. 425 00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,296 Excellent. 426 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,382 Can I ask about, uh, this little one? 427 00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:38,301 That's Bella. Over there. 428 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,803 Nice. 429 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,304 She have any major behavioral issues 430 00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:43,807 or anything keeping her from being adopted? 431 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:46,184 No, actually, she's very sweet. 432 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,729 But her sister Stella on the other hand... 433 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:53,024 We have a policy of not splitting up siblings, 434 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,693 so if you're interested in Bella, 435 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,945 you have to take Stella too. 436 00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,698 Come. 437 00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:02,743 Hi! 438 00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:05,829 Hi, Bella. 439 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:08,039 How would you like to come and play 440 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,662 with my daughter, Franny, and I tomorrow? 441 00:20:10,663 --> 00:20:12,445 We're really nice. 442 00:20:12,446 --> 00:20:15,004 You a pervert or just a garden-variety retard? 443 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,257 Girls usually aren't pedos, 444 00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:19,747 but I've seen weirder things in foster care. 445 00:20:20,521 --> 00:20:22,303 Excuse me, little girl. 446 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,889 I'm neither a pedo nor dumb. 447 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,058 You sure about the dumb part? 448 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:30,270 See, you can't honestly think you'll be able 449 00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:33,648 to walk out of here with my little sister by tomorrow. 450 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,052 And why not? 451 00:20:35,053 --> 00:20:36,985 Because there's a process, idiot: 452 00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:38,571 paperwork, background checks. 453 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,143 I can get Bella off-site, 454 00:20:42,144 --> 00:20:44,100 deliver her anywhere in the city. 455 00:20:44,921 --> 00:20:47,829 Fee is five LOL Dolls, one pound of gummy bears, 456 00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:50,582 and a jug of birthday cake flavored vape juice. 457 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,208 I'm not paying you off. 458 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:53,209 Suit yourself. 459 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,587 Price goes up in an hour. 460 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,856 Veronica. 461 00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,296 Girl, I'm glad you could make it. 462 00:21:16,297 --> 00:21:18,735 Girl, you couldn't pay me to miss this. 463 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:19,986 Mm. 464 00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,529 Look at all these beautiful, 465 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:24,407 highly-educated, wealthy black people. 466 00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:26,659 All doctors? I love it. 467 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,077 For real, 468 00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:29,820 I could cry, I'm so proud right now. 469 00:21:30,907 --> 00:21:33,166 Oh, spare me the bullshit. 470 00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:35,419 Girl, I like you 'cause you keep it real. 471 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,733 You're here to sell, and I'm here to help you. 472 00:21:38,734 --> 00:21:40,924 So let's introduce you to some folks 473 00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:43,719 and see if we can't get these Gluvandia scripts to pop off. 474 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,013 Okay, you're gonna wanna start off with Dr. Livingston. 475 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,932 She's an easy mark. 476 00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:51,267 Mm, now, Dr. Washington's a bit trickier 477 00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:52,936 so wait till he's drunk. 478 00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:55,212 Trust me, he gets white boy wasted. 479 00:21:55,213 --> 00:21:58,608 At that point, he'll prescribe bacon to a pig. 480 00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:00,444 Well, I better get that man a drink then. 481 00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:03,710 Yes. 482 00:22:03,711 --> 00:22:06,317 - Uh, and yes. - Thank you very much. 483 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,286 If your insurance company asks, 484 00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:12,288 you died three times, saw the light, 485 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,435 said "Fuck you, Grandma. I got more livin' to do." 486 00:22:14,436 --> 00:22:16,334 And when you woke up, we'd used every medical supply 487 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,710 in here to keep your ass alive. 488 00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:19,379 Got it? 489 00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:21,464 What's your flavor? 490 00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:22,842 Percs, please. 491 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:27,637 Three down. 492 00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:29,013 One more and that's lunch. 493 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,682 How about sushi? 494 00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:32,225 I never got that. 495 00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:34,982 Sushi in Chicago in the summertime? 496 00:22:34,983 --> 00:22:36,646 We're nowhere near the ocean. 497 00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:38,691 Yeah, we are, Lake Michigan. 498 00:22:40,546 --> 00:22:43,165 You know what? I'm gonna take a turn driving. 499 00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:46,447 Is it the baby? 500 00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:48,324 Pregnant lady, she needs help. 501 00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:52,453 Hey, everything all right? 502 00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:53,866 Whoa! What are you doing, man? 503 00:22:53,867 --> 00:22:55,206 Someone needs help. 504 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:56,379 Who cares? That's not our job. 505 00:22:56,380 --> 00:22:58,041 We just run the play. That's it. 506 00:22:58,042 --> 00:23:00,141 No, Paula's not gonna like it. Get back in the bus. 507 00:23:01,341 --> 00:23:02,631 Come on. 508 00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:05,834 How long's she been like this? 509 00:23:05,835 --> 00:23:06,974 We just found her like this. 510 00:23:06,975 --> 00:23:08,326 Do you know if she's having contractions? 511 00:23:08,327 --> 00:23:09,887 - I don't know. - You don't know? 512 00:23:11,042 --> 00:23:12,999 Grab a gurney. Help me load her up. 513 00:23:15,976 --> 00:23:17,153 Now! 514 00:23:18,942 --> 00:23:20,696 Okay, but you're gonna take the heat from Paula 515 00:23:20,697 --> 00:23:21,990 on this one alone. 516 00:23:26,864 --> 00:23:28,907 I can't imagine how you must feel, 517 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:31,445 living with this trauma for all these years. 518 00:23:32,286 --> 00:23:34,621 Yes, it's been quite difficult. 519 00:23:35,285 --> 00:23:37,791 Well, I'm eager to get you the compensation you deserve. 520 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,710 I don't wanna get your hopes up 521 00:23:40,711 --> 00:23:42,423 because it's just a coach. 522 00:23:42,424 --> 00:23:45,173 Now, if we were talking about a priest in the church 523 00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:46,716 or a bishop 524 00:23:46,717 --> 00:23:49,719 or the Holy Grail, a cardinal... 525 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:50,762 Forget about it. 526 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,431 Six figures, guaranteed. 527 00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:55,850 As it stands, we should be able to get you 528 00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:58,562 just north of rapey uncle money. 529 00:23:59,790 --> 00:24:02,023 It's not much but hopefully enough 530 00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:03,551 to ease the pain a little. 531 00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:06,569 So whenever you're ready, 532 00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:08,029 why don't you tell me about your time 533 00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:09,365 with Coach Lou Dickey? 534 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:12,283 Well, it wasn't that great, 535 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,821 I can tell you that much. 536 00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:17,246 I came off the bench, 537 00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:20,017 and I had starter-level talent, for sure. 538 00:24:20,018 --> 00:24:22,585 And when I would play the game, I played center, 539 00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:24,879 but I always saw myself 540 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,965 - more of a stretch four... - Sorry. 541 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:29,319 Uh, maybe I wasn't clear. 542 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:32,172 I meant can you tell me about the abuse you endured? 543 00:24:32,173 --> 00:24:34,597 Right. Right. Yeah, of course. 544 00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:37,059 The no-no touch. Sure. 545 00:24:38,602 --> 00:24:40,479 First, he gained my trust. 546 00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:44,024 He filled my familial needs. 547 00:24:45,109 --> 00:24:47,166 He gauged the level of threat. 548 00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:49,655 And then he... 549 00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:55,244 Uh... He, um... 550 00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:03,927 I'm sorry. 551 00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:06,033 It's just that... 552 00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:07,463 I just... 553 00:25:11,633 --> 00:25:13,428 Excuse me. 554 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:18,392 And then he finally tickled my... 555 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:21,458 Vigorously molested my genitals. 556 00:25:22,861 --> 00:25:24,647 I mean, he got all the way up in there. 557 00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:26,232 You know what I mean? 558 00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:32,905 That's... 559 00:25:34,063 --> 00:25:35,429 a start. 560 00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:40,204 But for this to work and for you to be added to the case, 561 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:42,189 we need details, 562 00:25:42,190 --> 00:25:44,541 concrete facts, 563 00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:47,879 dates, times, specific acts of molestation 564 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,708 in your own words. 565 00:25:56,658 --> 00:25:59,474 But I had to have an emergency C-section 566 00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:01,517 to give birth to his son. 567 00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:04,020 And while I'm in the hospital, fighting for my life, 568 00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:05,689 he's out there being a playa. 569 00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:07,816 Fuck that. 570 00:26:09,151 --> 00:26:11,694 Oh, my God, and the arm squeeze! 571 00:26:11,695 --> 00:26:13,007 This? Hmm? 572 00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:16,032 That means "I'm open for business" 573 00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:18,085 in any language, right? 574 00:26:18,786 --> 00:26:22,580 He's just... he's so arrogant, 575 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:24,540 acting like he doesn't even notice it, 576 00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:27,335 like I'm just some dumb bitch in his new-mom harem 577 00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:29,378 that he can string along 'cause I'm gonna believe every word 578 00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:31,517 that comes out of his pouty little mouth. 579 00:26:32,883 --> 00:26:35,259 You think I should go out, don't you, 580 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:37,705 find a guy, hook up? 581 00:26:40,786 --> 00:26:42,308 Yeah. 582 00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:43,768 How can you just sell someone? 583 00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:46,187 What exactly do you think you're doing 584 00:26:46,188 --> 00:26:48,606 with your basketball buddy Todd? 585 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:52,443 College recruiters are gonna put literal bids on him. 586 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:54,320 He turns pro, who's he work for? 587 00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:55,488 Owners. 588 00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:56,850 Bought and sold, my friend. 589 00:26:56,851 --> 00:26:58,074 Bought and sold. 590 00:26:58,075 --> 00:26:59,592 But this is a baby. 591 00:26:59,593 --> 00:27:02,591 There's no room for sentiment in business. 592 00:27:02,592 --> 00:27:04,122 Remember that. 593 00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:08,376 When you negotiate with feelings, you lose. 594 00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:11,754 And how about we stop talking about this as a sale? 595 00:27:11,755 --> 00:27:12,880 That debases it. 596 00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:15,758 It's more about opportunity. 597 00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:17,065 Opportunity? 598 00:27:17,066 --> 00:27:19,178 Opportunities this kid would never have 599 00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:20,596 in the Gallagher household 600 00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:23,182 on the South Side of Chicago. 601 00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:24,548 I wish I could have offered 602 00:27:24,549 --> 00:27:26,811 this kind of opportunity to all my children. 603 00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:29,522 If I could have, I would have sold you. 604 00:27:29,523 --> 00:27:31,292 That's problematic. 605 00:27:31,293 --> 00:27:32,984 I resent the implication. 606 00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:34,902 I'll have you know I tried to sell Debbie too 607 00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:37,749 but nobody wanted a baby with colic. 608 00:27:37,750 --> 00:27:39,448 Then how come it takes this long? 609 00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:42,076 Why can't we just sell it and get something to eat? 610 00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:43,619 It's a marathon, Liam, 611 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:44,955 not a sprint. 612 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:48,583 In an "adoption" or an "opportunity" 613 00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:51,502 or a "straight-up baby sale," whatever you call it, 614 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:53,755 it's still about the bottom line. 615 00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:57,712 That's them. Look alive. 616 00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:00,887 They seem kinda old. 617 00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:03,180 A loving parent's heart knows no age, 618 00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:05,141 and Google says they're loaded. 619 00:28:05,142 --> 00:28:07,351 They make the heads for Barbie dolls. 620 00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:09,270 So what's the plan? 621 00:28:09,271 --> 00:28:13,483 Get 'em to bid against the Africans, sell high. 622 00:28:21,992 --> 00:28:23,951 But this price, though. 623 00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:25,671 Covered by Medicaid. 624 00:28:25,672 --> 00:28:28,497 A lot of my patients are working-class people, 625 00:28:28,498 --> 00:28:31,088 nonunion manual labor, service industry, 626 00:28:31,089 --> 00:28:34,045 too rich for Medicaid but too poor for good insurance. 627 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:36,262 They'd have to eat a lot of this cost out of pocket. 628 00:28:36,263 --> 00:28:37,275 What about them? 629 00:28:37,276 --> 00:28:39,967 Does Gluvandia have plans for financial aid 630 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:41,385 for patients in that demo? 631 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:44,621 No, not yet, not that I'm aware of. 632 00:28:44,622 --> 00:28:46,557 Excuse me. 633 00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:01,030 That looks like what I saw 634 00:29:01,031 --> 00:29:02,603 up one of my patient's ass 635 00:29:02,604 --> 00:29:04,909 the last time I performed a colonoscopy 636 00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:06,452 plus cranberries. 637 00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:07,954 Whoever brought this potato salad 638 00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:09,580 definitely owns a MAGA hat. 639 00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,040 Whoever brought this 640 00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:12,978 already called the cops on this cookout. 641 00:29:12,979 --> 00:29:15,660 Whoever brought this claps on the one and the three. 642 00:29:15,661 --> 00:29:18,790 Whoever brought this doesn't use a washcloth. 643 00:29:18,791 --> 00:29:20,883 Whoever brought this doesn't even own a washcloth. 644 00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:54,583 Hey, hold up. 645 00:29:54,584 --> 00:29:56,914 Why's this guy alone? There should be more. 646 00:29:56,915 --> 00:29:59,968 _ 647 00:30:00,496 --> 00:30:01,682 What'd he say? 648 00:30:02,426 --> 00:30:03,885 He just said we're fucked. 649 00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:24,239 They burned our corn husks. 650 00:30:25,699 --> 00:30:27,701 They poured bleach on our pork. 651 00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:31,371 _ 652 00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:36,405 I'm sorry, Anne. 653 00:30:36,406 --> 00:30:37,501 This one's on me. 654 00:30:38,138 --> 00:30:39,416 Tactical error. 655 00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:45,594 Tamales! 656 00:30:46,875 --> 00:30:49,597 Compra tu tamales aquí! 657 00:30:49,598 --> 00:30:52,224 Tamales caliente! 658 00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:55,284 Tamales! 659 00:30:55,285 --> 00:30:57,064 Compra tu tamales aquí! 660 00:30:58,324 --> 00:31:00,776 Tamales caliente! 661 00:31:05,392 --> 00:31:07,905 Compra tu tamales aquí! 662 00:31:10,994 --> 00:31:12,995 Shit. 663 00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:14,830 God damn it. 664 00:31:14,831 --> 00:31:15,956 Ah, fuck. 665 00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:18,667 What are you doing here? 666 00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:21,337 Long story. Ends in compassionate release. 667 00:31:21,338 --> 00:31:23,506 Why'd you climb through the window? 668 00:31:23,507 --> 00:31:25,299 Bunch of fucking Mexicans out front. 669 00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:28,844 What's that about anyway? 670 00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:30,763 It's a long story. 671 00:31:30,764 --> 00:31:32,906 Ends in all-you-can-eat tamales. 672 00:31:35,225 --> 00:31:36,770 Come here. 673 00:31:42,244 --> 00:31:44,218 How the hell am I supposed to know if I want to foster her 674 00:31:44,219 --> 00:31:45,925 if I've never spent alone time with her? 675 00:31:45,926 --> 00:31:48,875 You're not. But if you want an off-site visit, we need to... 676 00:31:48,876 --> 00:31:50,616 I said I would take the sister too. 677 00:31:50,617 --> 00:31:52,061 Allow me to explain. 678 00:31:52,062 --> 00:31:55,742 In order to prevent impulsive decisions 679 00:31:55,743 --> 00:31:58,040 from first-time foster parents, 680 00:31:58,041 --> 00:32:00,417 the state has instituted a set 681 00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:03,963 of rules and regulations to govern adoptions. 682 00:32:03,964 --> 00:32:06,132 I cannot just let you take her. 683 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,816 Hey, girl, what you doing over here by yourself? 684 00:32:23,817 --> 00:32:25,131 Nothing. 685 00:32:25,132 --> 00:32:27,111 Now, you better get out there! 686 00:32:27,112 --> 00:32:28,320 Mm-mm. 687 00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:29,372 Mm-hmm. 688 00:32:29,373 --> 00:32:30,605 Come on. 689 00:32:30,606 --> 00:32:33,033 ? Do you wanna get down? ? 690 00:32:33,034 --> 00:32:35,286 ? What you gonna do? ? 691 00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:36,871 ? You wanna get down? ? 692 00:32:36,872 --> 00:32:38,873 ? What you gonna do? ? 693 00:32:38,874 --> 00:32:40,416 ? You wanna get down? ? 694 00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:41,876 Ooh! 695 00:32:41,877 --> 00:32:44,628 - ? Get down on it ? - Oh! 696 00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:46,922 ? Get down on it ? 697 00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:49,091 ? Get down on it ? 698 00:32:49,092 --> 00:32:50,593 ? Get down on it ? 699 00:32:50,594 --> 00:32:52,095 ? Come on and get down on... ? 700 00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:55,598 Where are the gummy bears? 701 00:32:55,599 --> 00:32:59,852 Contrary to popular belief, I'm not actually an idiot. 702 00:32:59,853 --> 00:33:01,939 Candy when you do good on your promise. 703 00:33:01,940 --> 00:33:03,022 Fair enough. 704 00:33:03,023 --> 00:33:04,552 What'll it cost me to have Bella 705 00:33:04,553 --> 00:33:06,588 on her worst behavior? 706 00:33:06,589 --> 00:33:08,330 The closer to criminal, the better. 707 00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:11,780 Throw in a pair of those shoes with light-up heels, 708 00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:14,075 and she'll do anything short of murder. 709 00:33:16,294 --> 00:33:17,339 Hi! 710 00:33:17,340 --> 00:33:20,080 We seem to have spilled some food on the sheets. 711 00:33:20,081 --> 00:33:22,333 Could you guys change them? 712 00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:23,959 Twenty minutes? 713 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,690 Perfect. 714 00:33:25,691 --> 00:33:26,984 Huh? 715 00:33:26,985 --> 00:33:28,632 Check it out. 716 00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:32,343 I could do that. 717 00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:33,594 Oh, big talk. 718 00:33:33,595 --> 00:33:34,683 Ugh. 719 00:33:34,684 --> 00:33:35,796 - Ready? - Yeah. 720 00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:40,643 One. 721 00:33:40,644 --> 00:33:42,243 Oh, you're no good. 722 00:33:42,244 --> 00:33:44,146 - Want it? - No! 723 00:33:47,067 --> 00:33:48,606 Hey, baby. 724 00:33:48,607 --> 00:33:50,486 Want something to eat? 725 00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:04,792 Hey. 726 00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:06,449 I'm glad I didn't sell you. 727 00:34:06,450 --> 00:34:07,836 You're funny. 728 00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:09,505 Thanks. 729 00:34:17,514 --> 00:34:18,722 Tami? 730 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:19,906 What? 731 00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:22,794 You still pissed? 732 00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:25,464 No. 733 00:34:26,423 --> 00:34:28,175 All right, well, you want to talk, 734 00:34:28,608 --> 00:34:30,777 you know, press the reset button or whatever? 735 00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:33,195 I can't right now. 736 00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:34,364 No? Why not? 737 00:34:35,949 --> 00:34:38,117 I'm going out to grab a drink 738 00:34:38,118 --> 00:34:39,995 with Dakota and some friends. 739 00:34:41,121 --> 00:34:43,289 You're gonna wear that to go meet Dakota? 740 00:34:43,290 --> 00:34:46,000 Oh, I'm sure there'll be some guys there too. 741 00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:48,127 Wha... what fuckin' guys? 742 00:34:48,128 --> 00:34:49,670 You're asking a lot of questions 743 00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:51,089 for someone who's just a co-parent. 744 00:34:52,632 --> 00:34:54,550 Uh, hey, you're cool to watch Fred, right? 745 00:34:54,551 --> 00:34:57,219 I mean, you're just... You're so good at it. 746 00:34:57,220 --> 00:34:59,972 Hey, maybe you can have a playdate 747 00:34:59,973 --> 00:35:01,620 with Sarah or something. Yeah? 748 00:35:14,867 --> 00:35:16,739 Half the stores are out of corn husks. 749 00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:18,866 The other half won't sell to us. 750 00:35:18,867 --> 00:35:21,208 Those assholes completely cornered the market. 751 00:35:21,209 --> 00:35:22,735 Might as well take the money we got left 752 00:35:22,736 --> 00:35:24,469 and go back to Guadalajara. 753 00:35:24,470 --> 00:35:25,707 Wait. 754 00:35:25,708 --> 00:35:27,546 _ 755 00:35:27,867 --> 00:35:29,780 _ 756 00:35:29,781 --> 00:35:31,658 What's the plan this time? 757 00:35:32,552 --> 00:35:34,381 I don't have one. 758 00:35:34,382 --> 00:35:36,508 I don't have it all figured out. 759 00:35:36,509 --> 00:35:37,843 You guys do. 760 00:35:39,929 --> 00:35:42,137 You're in a place where everybody hates you. 761 00:35:42,138 --> 00:35:44,224 You're stuck behind enemy lines. 762 00:35:45,769 --> 00:35:47,061 You built a business. 763 00:35:47,062 --> 00:35:49,146 You stuck together. 764 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:51,519 When I look at you guys, I think that if my family had 765 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:54,193 half the determination and work ethic of the Gonzalezes, 766 00:35:54,194 --> 00:35:56,612 maybe my dad wouldn't just abuse opiates. 767 00:35:56,613 --> 00:35:58,982 Maybe my dad would have invented opiates. 768 00:35:59,763 --> 00:36:01,200 What I'm trying to say is: 769 00:36:01,201 --> 00:36:02,993 whatever you've done to get you this far, 770 00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:06,414 dig deep and do it one last time. 771 00:36:07,286 --> 00:36:10,918 _ 772 00:36:10,919 --> 00:36:12,319 _ 773 00:36:12,795 --> 00:36:14,380 _ 774 00:36:14,381 --> 00:36:16,434 Why we need meat for, huh? 775 00:36:16,435 --> 00:36:18,842 Three things young, educated white Americans love: 776 00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:20,969 to date women with bodies like little boys, to denounce God, 777 00:36:20,970 --> 00:36:23,555 and to eat meals with no meat. 778 00:36:23,556 --> 00:36:25,849 You seen many young, educated white Americans 779 00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:27,644 on the South Side of Chicago? 780 00:36:29,396 --> 00:36:32,482 Where's the closest bougie organic health food store? 781 00:36:34,359 --> 00:36:37,403 You'd think the biggest pop star in the world 782 00:36:37,404 --> 00:36:40,614 could sniff any butthole that he wanted. 783 00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:43,185 Like, he'd just call his manager and say, 784 00:36:43,186 --> 00:36:45,411 "Send up a wide variety of buttholes. 785 00:36:45,412 --> 00:36:47,247 I'm in the mood for some sniffing." 786 00:36:49,249 --> 00:36:51,167 But he just wanted to sniff mine. 787 00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:53,300 Jesus Christ, Kev. 788 00:36:53,301 --> 00:36:54,545 Enough of this shit. 789 00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:57,005 Put the Sox game on. 790 00:36:57,006 --> 00:37:00,893 Used to love the guy's music back in the '80s. 791 00:37:00,894 --> 00:37:03,011 Who woulda known he was into kids? 792 00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:05,764 Everyone. Literally everyone knew. 793 00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:07,516 Would you excuse me, Tommy? 794 00:37:07,517 --> 00:37:09,535 I'm trying to listen. 795 00:37:09,536 --> 00:37:11,780 On that world tour back in '91, 796 00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:14,674 he spent half his time onstage 797 00:37:16,051 --> 00:37:19,012 and half his time with his nose between my cheeks, 798 00:37:20,013 --> 00:37:21,287 my butt cheeks. 799 00:37:37,983 --> 00:37:41,051 _ 800 00:37:58,067 --> 00:37:59,985 Shh. 801 00:38:08,285 --> 00:38:09,828 Need to talk to Ian Gallagher. 802 00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:11,044 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Gallagher! 803 00:38:11,045 --> 00:38:12,090 Who's asking? Hey! 804 00:38:12,091 --> 00:38:13,718 Who's asking? Smith & Wesson. 805 00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:14,750 Ah, shit. 806 00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:16,171 This is a Glock, isn't it? 807 00:38:16,172 --> 00:38:17,878 Ugh! That woulda been so badass. 808 00:38:17,879 --> 00:38:19,129 You get the point, though, right? 809 00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:20,255 Gallagher! 810 00:38:22,425 --> 00:38:23,903 Paula, hey. 811 00:38:23,904 --> 00:38:25,385 Mickey Milkovich. 812 00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:26,428 You're out? 813 00:38:26,429 --> 00:38:27,456 Parole? 814 00:38:27,457 --> 00:38:28,597 What's it to you? 815 00:38:28,598 --> 00:38:30,853 - Who's your P.O.? - Larry. 816 00:38:30,854 --> 00:38:32,434 Seaver? 817 00:38:32,435 --> 00:38:35,020 That anthropomorphic slice of soggy Wonder Bread 818 00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:37,815 doesn't know what to do with a workhorse like you. 819 00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:41,276 You Milkoviches are legendary, real earners. 820 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:44,246 You. 821 00:38:44,247 --> 00:38:47,449 Heard about your Mother Teresa stunt today. 822 00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:49,201 Let's go for a ride. 823 00:38:49,202 --> 00:38:51,286 No, hold up. Wait a minute. 824 00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:54,998 A pregnant lady? 825 00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:56,081 Jesus, you're soft. 826 00:38:56,082 --> 00:38:58,544 Hey, it's all right. 827 00:38:58,545 --> 00:39:00,295 It's all right, buddy. 828 00:39:00,296 --> 00:39:02,241 Hey, hey, hey. 829 00:39:02,242 --> 00:39:03,423 Mick. 830 00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:04,676 Hey. 831 00:39:05,809 --> 00:39:07,554 Jesus Christ. 832 00:39:14,644 --> 00:39:16,517 Okay, look. 833 00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:20,008 Just send me to prison if you want. 834 00:39:21,317 --> 00:39:22,734 I'm never just gonna walk away 835 00:39:22,735 --> 00:39:24,444 from someone dying in the street. 836 00:39:28,277 --> 00:39:29,825 No, no, no. 837 00:39:29,826 --> 00:39:31,618 No, I got zero intentions 838 00:39:31,619 --> 00:39:33,203 of sending you back to prison. 839 00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:34,245 Uh-uh. 840 00:39:34,246 --> 00:39:35,831 I'm nowhere near being done with you. 841 00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:39,689 - Come on, let's go. - Whoa, whoa, hey. 842 00:39:39,690 --> 00:39:43,589 Easy, Biscuit. Dinner's coming, girl! 843 00:39:45,981 --> 00:39:47,926 The hell is that? 844 00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:51,472 Mama, I forgot the Electric Slide. 845 00:39:56,071 --> 00:39:57,810 Wait, is that... 846 00:39:57,811 --> 00:39:59,688 Afro Amirah. 847 00:39:59,689 --> 00:40:02,524 Badass businesswoman by day, 848 00:40:02,525 --> 00:40:04,192 fashion model by night 849 00:40:04,193 --> 00:40:07,003 who didn't take none of the white man's shit. 850 00:40:07,947 --> 00:40:09,782 Ah, you didn't go anywhere without it. 851 00:40:10,658 --> 00:40:13,661 Aww, why are you showing me all this? 852 00:40:15,605 --> 00:40:19,583 If you lost touch, that came after you left my house. 853 00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:21,793 My house is black. 854 00:40:21,794 --> 00:40:23,462 Dom. 855 00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:25,172 Dom, baby, tell your sister-auntie 856 00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:26,173 what you watching. 857 00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:28,384 Alex Haley's Roots. 858 00:40:29,052 --> 00:40:30,135 Mm-hmm. 859 00:40:30,875 --> 00:40:32,460 You used to be that way. 860 00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:35,515 Last I checked I was like 861 00:40:35,516 --> 00:40:37,643 a walking black history encyclopedia. 862 00:40:37,644 --> 00:40:40,354 I even mentored Liam on all things black, so... 863 00:40:40,355 --> 00:40:42,279 Well, who was mentoring you? 864 00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:45,648 Yeah, who was your community? 865 00:40:47,479 --> 00:40:49,154 I just forgot the Electric Slide. 866 00:40:49,155 --> 00:40:50,197 It's not that deep. 867 00:40:50,198 --> 00:40:51,907 Oh, no, it's not? 868 00:40:51,908 --> 00:40:56,495 So then what is that potato salad about, huh? 869 00:40:58,414 --> 00:40:59,915 You know, you been running 870 00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:01,625 towards white people for so long, 871 00:41:01,626 --> 00:41:04,002 I'm surprised you even found your way home. 872 00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:07,005 Now, white friends, white neighbors, 873 00:41:07,006 --> 00:41:10,342 own a white bar, got a white boyfriend. 874 00:41:10,343 --> 00:41:12,511 After I had sex with Kevin, 875 00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:15,514 I watched Ellen the entire next week. 876 00:41:15,515 --> 00:41:18,433 Ellen! Come on, now explain that shit. 877 00:41:18,434 --> 00:41:20,048 Huh. No, baby, 878 00:41:20,049 --> 00:41:22,729 you didn't forget the Electric Slide. 879 00:41:23,668 --> 00:41:26,181 You let that white boy fuck it right out of you. 880 00:41:27,110 --> 00:41:29,403 I'm just saying. 881 00:41:29,404 --> 00:41:30,946 Fuck. 882 00:41:30,947 --> 00:41:32,531 Jesus Christ. 883 00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:35,158 Tell me, you gonna follow protocol? 884 00:41:35,159 --> 00:41:37,277 Need to hear you say it. 885 00:41:37,278 --> 00:41:39,788 - Just say it for mama. - Fuck. 886 00:41:39,789 --> 00:41:41,117 What's that? I can't hear you. 887 00:41:41,118 --> 00:41:42,416 Paula. Shit! 888 00:41:42,417 --> 00:41:44,530 Oh, you want me to set Biscuit loose? 889 00:41:44,531 --> 00:41:45,877 - Okay. - No, no, no, no, no, no. 890 00:41:45,878 --> 00:41:47,333 Hey, hey, hey. Okay. 891 00:41:47,334 --> 00:41:49,047 Okay. Okay, I'll do whatever you say. 892 00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:50,250 Just get it away from me. 893 00:41:50,251 --> 00:41:52,004 Biscuit, sit! 894 00:41:52,977 --> 00:41:54,432 Good girl. 895 00:42:05,982 --> 00:42:07,482 Hey. 896 00:42:07,483 --> 00:42:08,817 You seen Ian? 897 00:42:08,818 --> 00:42:10,526 Not since he left with his P.O. 898 00:42:19,162 --> 00:42:21,038 What's with the line? 899 00:42:21,039 --> 00:42:23,752 Your baby mama's been in there for, like, 40 minutes. 900 00:42:35,984 --> 00:42:37,180 Tami? 901 00:42:38,931 --> 00:42:40,224 Where were you? 902 00:42:41,951 --> 00:42:43,686 Just taking Fred for a walk. 903 00:42:47,190 --> 00:42:48,691 Is everything okay in there? 904 00:42:58,284 --> 00:43:00,243 Fuck off! 905 00:43:00,244 --> 00:43:01,913 Hey, something happen at the bar? 906 00:43:05,166 --> 00:43:07,042 It's not about the bar. 907 00:43:07,043 --> 00:43:08,449 Look, I'm trying to keep up 908 00:43:08,450 --> 00:43:09,878 with the list of things that piss you off, 909 00:43:09,879 --> 00:43:11,463 but it's getting pretty hard. 910 00:43:12,527 --> 00:43:14,011 Would you care to clue me in? 911 00:43:14,671 --> 00:43:17,887 You know, we can stop playing 20 fucking questions? 912 00:43:22,517 --> 00:43:25,520 God! It's this fucking place! 913 00:43:26,395 --> 00:43:29,648 It's... it's always crawling with relatives 914 00:43:29,649 --> 00:43:32,150 or convicts that Ian brought home 915 00:43:32,151 --> 00:43:35,445 or large Latino families that Carl brought home 916 00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:37,572 or, like, whatever Frank brought home. 917 00:43:37,573 --> 00:43:38,698 And I... 918 00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:40,784 You know, I can't breathe here, 919 00:43:40,785 --> 00:43:42,102 and I need space! 920 00:43:42,909 --> 00:43:44,564 Fred needs space! 921 00:43:45,206 --> 00:43:46,374 All right. 922 00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:03,933 Hey. 923 00:44:03,934 --> 00:44:05,811 Hey, there. 924 00:44:07,937 --> 00:44:09,771 You're an early riser. 925 00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:11,831 Yeah. Yeah. 926 00:44:11,832 --> 00:44:15,318 Oh, don't you look at me with those big eyes. 927 00:44:15,319 --> 00:44:17,946 I know what you're trying to do. 928 00:44:17,947 --> 00:44:20,740 And trust me, it won't work. 929 00:44:20,741 --> 00:44:21,992 It's not gonna work. 930 00:44:21,993 --> 00:44:23,150 No, it's not. 931 00:44:23,151 --> 00:44:24,619 No, it's not. 932 00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:26,580 Oh, yeah! 933 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,500 Well, 934 00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:33,211 that's all right. That's all right. 935 00:44:33,212 --> 00:44:35,714 Grandpappy throws up every once in a while too. 936 00:44:35,715 --> 00:44:38,800 Let's just get you cleaned up, hey? 937 00:44:38,801 --> 00:44:40,177 Easy-peasy. 938 00:44:47,268 --> 00:44:48,810 Finally. 939 00:44:48,811 --> 00:44:50,312 You almost made me late. 940 00:44:50,313 --> 00:44:52,105 But I didn't, so quit your yappin'. 941 00:44:52,106 --> 00:44:53,106 I'm hungover. 942 00:44:54,909 --> 00:44:55,969 She ready? 943 00:44:55,970 --> 00:44:57,986 She's gonna piss on the family's electronics 944 00:44:57,987 --> 00:44:59,362 and start several small fires. 945 00:44:59,363 --> 00:45:00,906 So, yeah, she's ready. 946 00:45:00,907 --> 00:45:02,324 Sweet. 947 00:45:02,325 --> 00:45:05,161 Remember, you're Franny now. 948 00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:16,338 Wow. 949 00:45:16,339 --> 00:45:17,771 Didn't think you'd actually show. 950 00:45:17,772 --> 00:45:20,008 Here I am, and here's Franny 951 00:45:20,009 --> 00:45:21,651 on time, as promised. 952 00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:27,182 Okay, Franny. 953 00:45:27,183 --> 00:45:28,558 Go inside. 954 00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:31,186 Your new mommy will show you 955 00:45:31,187 --> 00:45:33,651 into your new house in just a second. 956 00:45:40,029 --> 00:45:41,997 So I guess I owe you a check. 957 00:45:42,131 --> 00:45:43,450 I guess you do. 958 00:45:49,372 --> 00:45:50,413 Franny! 959 00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:52,499 What did you do? 960 00:45:54,126 --> 00:45:55,168 I'll take a dozen. 961 00:45:55,169 --> 00:45:56,586 Can't believe these are vegan. 962 00:45:56,587 --> 00:45:58,546 - These are fantastic. - Thank you so much. 963 00:45:58,547 --> 00:46:00,257 Thank you. 964 00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:02,092 You have green salsa? Thanks. 965 00:46:02,093 --> 00:46:03,627 Good morning. 966 00:46:03,628 --> 00:46:04,719 Dios mio. 967 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:07,265 This is the most money we've ever made in a day. 968 00:46:14,855 --> 00:46:16,398 What was that for? 969 00:46:16,399 --> 00:46:17,711 We'd probably be halfway to Mexico 970 00:46:17,712 --> 00:46:19,442 if you hadn't stepped in. 971 00:46:19,443 --> 00:46:21,069 We couldn't have done it without you, Carl. 972 00:46:26,701 --> 00:46:28,994 Thank you. 973 00:46:28,995 --> 00:46:32,664 Oh, three generations of Gallagher men. 974 00:46:32,665 --> 00:46:34,416 How 'bout that? Amazing. 975 00:46:34,417 --> 00:46:36,543 There's nothing better than this. 976 00:46:36,544 --> 00:46:37,919 Mr. Gallagher, 977 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,046 we've enjoyed the process so far. 978 00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:42,105 But we fear we spent more time with you 979 00:46:42,106 --> 00:46:43,725 than with the baby. 980 00:46:43,726 --> 00:46:46,378 Perhaps if we had a private visit today 981 00:46:46,379 --> 00:46:49,799 we may better gauge our chemistry. 982 00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:52,467 Oh, no, no. I don't think so. 983 00:46:52,468 --> 00:46:54,019 It is customary. 984 00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:56,604 But this is a very special little boy, 985 00:46:56,605 --> 00:46:58,440 and as his grandfather, it's my duty... 986 00:46:58,441 --> 00:47:00,358 What my dad is trying to say is, 987 00:47:00,359 --> 00:47:02,110 he doesn't know what to do with himself 988 00:47:02,111 --> 00:47:03,630 if he's not caring for his grandson. 989 00:47:03,631 --> 00:47:05,218 That's not really what I was... 990 00:47:05,219 --> 00:47:08,539 Maybe we can watch a movie or something to pass the time? 991 00:47:15,458 --> 00:47:17,293 Come on, Dad. 992 00:47:17,752 --> 00:47:18,752 Um... 993 00:47:23,585 --> 00:47:25,008 And that's when coach invited me 994 00:47:25,009 --> 00:47:27,008 on a publicity tour for the team. 995 00:47:28,248 --> 00:47:30,048 Have you ever traveled with a powerful man? 996 00:47:30,961 --> 00:47:32,599 It's intoxicating, 997 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,100 confusing. 998 00:47:35,353 --> 00:47:38,439 A thousand eyes on him, his eyes only on you. 999 00:47:40,441 --> 00:47:43,485 One night, backstage in his dressing room, 1000 00:47:44,004 --> 00:47:46,697 he put on a single sequined glove. 1001 00:47:50,801 --> 00:47:51,951 I can't even tell you 1002 00:47:51,952 --> 00:47:53,454 what he did with the other hand. 1003 00:48:03,839 --> 00:48:07,634 All I'm saying, knife and a fork. 1004 00:48:07,635 --> 00:48:10,678 Simple, effective, the right men for the job. 1005 00:48:10,679 --> 00:48:13,932 Ever try to eat a steak with chopsticks? 1006 00:48:13,933 --> 00:48:16,184 Because it can't be done. 1007 00:48:17,561 --> 00:48:19,646 The Chinese got a lot right: 1008 00:48:19,647 --> 00:48:23,983 stuffing paper in cookies, currency manipulation, walls. 1009 00:48:23,984 --> 00:48:25,235 But chopsticks? 1010 00:48:25,236 --> 00:48:27,537 Huge swing and a miss. 1011 00:48:28,385 --> 00:48:30,858 That's an American baseball reference. 1012 00:48:34,453 --> 00:48:36,579 Maybe we should go check on the baby. 1013 00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:37,872 He's fine, Frank. 1014 00:48:37,873 --> 00:48:39,374 You don't know that for sure. 1015 00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:40,626 Nobody does. 1016 00:48:41,544 --> 00:48:42,961 Maybe we should keep him. 1017 00:48:42,962 --> 00:48:45,050 You need to keep it together, man. 1018 00:48:45,051 --> 00:48:48,049 Hey, I've got it together, my friend. 1019 00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:49,259 $100,000. 1020 00:48:50,678 --> 00:48:51,849 Come again? 1021 00:48:52,555 --> 00:48:55,890 The Zhengs are willing to pay $100,000 U.S. cash, 1022 00:48:55,891 --> 00:48:58,143 if they can have the baby now and, most importantly, 1023 00:48:58,144 --> 00:49:00,240 no additional contact with Mr. Gallagher 1024 00:49:00,241 --> 00:49:01,308 ever again 1025 00:49:01,309 --> 00:49:03,231 forever. 1026 00:49:03,232 --> 00:49:04,275 Deal. 1027 00:49:06,694 --> 00:49:09,303 Okay, girls, pay attention. This is important. 1028 00:49:09,304 --> 00:49:13,843 Ready? And five, six. Five, six, seven. 1029 00:49:13,844 --> 00:49:16,202 To the right. And yes, yes, yes. 1030 00:49:16,203 --> 00:49:18,079 That's it. And duh, duh, duh. 1031 00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:19,080 That's it. 1032 00:49:19,081 --> 00:49:20,772 And back, back. 1033 00:49:20,773 --> 00:49:23,145 Put some funk on it. 1034 00:49:23,146 --> 00:49:24,573 And turn. 1035 00:49:24,574 --> 00:49:25,658 There we go. 1036 00:49:25,659 --> 00:49:26,674 That's good, Amy. 1037 00:49:26,675 --> 00:49:28,423 This way, this... Hi, baby. 1038 00:49:28,424 --> 00:49:30,189 Well, looks like we're not getting that settlement. 1039 00:49:30,190 --> 00:49:31,634 - What happened? - I don't know. 1040 00:49:31,635 --> 00:49:33,428 The lawyer just didn't buy it, 1041 00:49:33,429 --> 00:49:36,264 which is crazy because I was rock-solid believable 1042 00:49:36,265 --> 00:49:37,765 down to every last detail. 1043 00:49:37,766 --> 00:49:39,893 Aww, babe. You wanna join us? 1044 00:49:39,894 --> 00:49:41,769 We're about to discuss black liberation theology 1045 00:49:41,770 --> 00:49:43,348 and then watch some Martin. 1046 00:49:43,349 --> 00:49:44,439 No. 1047 00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,108 I'm gonna be upstairs. 1048 00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:49,528 I even told them what he made me do with the chimp. 1049 00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:53,061 Aww. Get up, get up, get up. 1050 00:49:53,062 --> 00:49:54,374 We gotta do this. You ready? 1051 00:49:54,375 --> 00:49:56,451 You shouldn't have jumped at the offer so quick. 1052 00:49:56,452 --> 00:49:57,619 This is a mistake. 1053 00:49:57,620 --> 00:49:59,064 So I should have waited until 1054 00:49:59,065 --> 00:50:00,246 you screwed up the deal entirely? 1055 00:50:00,247 --> 00:50:01,888 I just needed more time is all, 1056 00:50:01,889 --> 00:50:03,583 which would have had the added benefit 1057 00:50:03,584 --> 00:50:05,627 of allowing us to milk these families 1058 00:50:05,628 --> 00:50:06,878 for all they're worth. 1059 00:50:06,879 --> 00:50:08,668 Reel 'em in slow. Remember? 1060 00:50:08,669 --> 00:50:09,768 Yeah, I remember. 1061 00:50:09,769 --> 00:50:12,133 There's no room for sentiment in business. 1062 00:50:12,134 --> 00:50:13,393 Get ahold of yourself. 1063 00:50:13,394 --> 00:50:14,627 You're a Gallagher. 1064 00:50:14,628 --> 00:50:16,080 Act like it! 1065 00:50:26,774 --> 00:50:28,442 Excuse me. 1066 00:50:29,568 --> 00:50:32,070 Where's the couple that was staying here? 1067 00:50:32,071 --> 00:50:33,571 Left in a hurry. 1068 00:50:33,572 --> 00:50:34,899 Front desk said they needed to get home 1069 00:50:34,900 --> 00:50:36,819 with their sick baby or something. 1070 00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:46,335 What do you want to do for lunch? 1071 00:50:47,753 --> 00:50:49,380 How about a burrito? 1072 00:50:53,467 --> 00:50:54,842 Or Korean barbecue? 1073 00:50:54,843 --> 00:50:56,251 Need your help! 1074 00:50:56,252 --> 00:50:58,524 - Or real barbecue? - Need some help! 1075 00:50:58,525 --> 00:51:00,445 I don't know. You decide. 1076 00:51:00,446 --> 00:51:02,517 Where you going? 1077 00:51:02,518 --> 00:51:04,978 - What are you doing? - What the fuck? 1078 00:51:04,979 --> 00:51:06,355 Seriously, man. 1079 00:51:09,608 --> 00:51:12,032 This is still on the Nigerians' bill. 1080 00:51:12,033 --> 00:51:15,968 Leave me alone to mourn the loss of my grandson. 1081 00:51:15,969 --> 00:51:19,410 You're gonna regret not stealing this stuff, 1082 00:51:20,244 --> 00:51:22,162 especially the minibar. 1083 00:51:24,123 --> 00:51:26,332 Well, I suppose a little parting gift 1084 00:51:26,333 --> 00:51:28,710 on the kidnappers' dime is only appropriate. 1085 00:51:28,711 --> 00:51:30,421 It's the least they can do. 1086 00:51:39,542 --> 00:51:41,963 _ 1087 00:51:54,445 --> 00:51:56,112 What do you think? 1088 00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:57,531 Uh... 1089 00:51:59,074 --> 00:52:00,670 what am I looking at? 1090 00:52:01,823 --> 00:52:03,203 It's our new RV. 1091 00:52:05,748 --> 00:52:07,149 You bought this? 1092 00:52:08,167 --> 00:52:09,626 Yeah. 1093 00:52:09,627 --> 00:52:11,169 Yeah, Debs just came into some money, 1094 00:52:11,170 --> 00:52:13,755 and, uh, she floated me a loan. 1095 00:52:13,756 --> 00:52:16,580 Yeah, Franny's dad's a war hero. 1096 00:52:16,581 --> 00:52:18,593 Granted, I did think his heroic sacrifice 1097 00:52:18,594 --> 00:52:20,094 and my 500 bucks 1098 00:52:20,095 --> 00:52:21,674 could get you something a little better. 1099 00:52:25,463 --> 00:52:27,089 You said we needed more space. 1100 00:52:27,090 --> 00:52:29,386 Right? Now we have it. 1101 00:52:31,023 --> 00:52:32,565 I thought you'd be happy. 1102 00:52:32,566 --> 00:52:34,442 Oh, my God. 1103 00:52:34,443 --> 00:52:36,333 - You're such an idiot. - What? 1104 00:52:36,334 --> 00:52:38,014 I mean, were you even listening to me? 1105 00:52:38,015 --> 00:52:39,614 Yes, I was listening, 1106 00:52:39,615 --> 00:52:41,408 hence the RV. 1107 00:52:48,374 --> 00:52:51,167 Well... 1108 00:52:52,461 --> 00:52:56,295 I guess we're living in an RV now. 1109 00:52:57,383 --> 00:52:58,420 Yeah? 1110 00:52:59,134 --> 00:53:00,468 Yeah. 1111 00:53:00,469 --> 00:53:03,388 Oh, hey, Debs, can you give us a minute? 1112 00:53:03,389 --> 00:53:04,389 Thanks. 1113 00:53:08,977 --> 00:53:11,646 Look, so we're gonna both be living in here. 1114 00:53:11,647 --> 00:53:14,399 We should probably come up with some kind of system, right, 1115 00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:16,275 you know, in case you're hooking up with guys, 1116 00:53:16,276 --> 00:53:19,362 maybe a sock on the door or... 1117 00:53:21,699 --> 00:53:25,119 There's not gonna be any socks on the door, okay? 1118 00:53:26,036 --> 00:53:28,706 I totally struck out at the bar. 1119 00:53:30,463 --> 00:53:33,501 The only reason I went out in the first place 1120 00:53:33,502 --> 00:53:35,471 was to make you jealous, 1121 00:53:36,231 --> 00:53:39,425 and the only reason I wanted to make you jealous is because, 1122 00:53:40,968 --> 00:53:42,044 you know, 1123 00:53:43,762 --> 00:53:45,084 obviously... 1124 00:53:45,964 --> 00:53:47,333 Obviously? 1125 00:53:50,018 --> 00:53:51,067 I still like you. 1126 00:53:51,068 --> 00:53:52,396 I... 1127 00:53:53,605 --> 00:53:55,733 I really like you. 1128 00:54:01,590 --> 00:54:02,865 So what are we? 1129 00:54:04,742 --> 00:54:07,953 I just agreed to move into a shitty RV with you, 1130 00:54:08,650 --> 00:54:10,372 so I think we're together. 1131 00:54:11,915 --> 00:54:13,025 Yeah? 1132 00:54:14,084 --> 00:54:15,585 Yeah. 1133 00:54:31,130 --> 00:54:32,674 What are you doing? 1134 00:54:32,675 --> 00:54:34,479 I'm getting started on tomorrow's tamales. 1135 00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:35,849 Where is everybody? 1136 00:54:35,850 --> 00:54:37,190 They're celebrating 1137 00:54:37,191 --> 00:54:38,733 at our new apartment. 1138 00:54:38,734 --> 00:54:40,526 We made enough today to get a new place, 1139 00:54:40,527 --> 00:54:42,403 North Side, by a bunch of Whole Foods. 1140 00:54:42,404 --> 00:54:43,779 What? No. 1141 00:54:43,780 --> 00:54:45,250 I told you we were leaving. 1142 00:54:45,251 --> 00:54:47,883 Yeah, but I said you could stay long as you want. 1143 00:54:47,884 --> 00:54:49,717 I go where my family goes. 1144 00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:56,459 Ay! Pinche guerro. 1145 00:54:56,460 --> 00:54:58,169 What's that mean? 1146 00:54:58,170 --> 00:54:59,253 You're a gringo. 1147 00:54:59,254 --> 00:55:00,705 What's that mean? 1148 00:55:01,826 --> 00:55:03,550 You're a clueless fucking white boy. 1149 00:55:07,145 --> 00:55:09,240 I can't leave without showing you how to make a tamale. 1150 00:55:54,228 --> 00:55:56,143 Oh, my God, everybody get out! 1151 00:55:56,144 --> 00:55:58,469 Get out now! Franny! What the hell? 1152 00:55:58,470 --> 00:56:00,648 Hello, 911? 1153 00:56:00,649 --> 00:56:02,202 I'd like to report a fire. 1154 00:56:02,203 --> 00:56:04,360 Let me go. Crawl to me. 1155 00:56:04,361 --> 00:56:05,861 Crawl to me faster! 1156 00:56:08,790 --> 00:56:11,931 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com