1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 2 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:18,360 Chucking yourself off, Vinnie? You don't wanna jump off there. 3 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:21,400 Not high enough. You'll just bugger your legs up. 4 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:24,920 Yeah, all right. Thanks, Ralph. I'll bear that in my mind, mate. 5 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:27,360 Tower block. That's what you need. 6 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:30,440 Or a fast-moving train. See you, son. 7 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:34,920 Or not. Come on, then! Come on! 8 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:37,280 ? The best things in life are free ? 9 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:40,920 ? But you can give them to the birds and bees... ? 10 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:42,200 ? I need money... ? 11 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:44,520 'Fuck the middle class. Fuck The Guardian. 12 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:48,560 Fuck three holidays a year, and drinking red wine, talking bollocks at dinner parties. 13 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:51,600 Fuck quinoa and keenwa. Fuck scented candles. 14 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:55,320 You can fuck your people carriers and your posh kids called Tilly and Tarquin. 15 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:58,240 Fuck moisturiser, fuck vitamins. Fuck lacrosse, 16 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:01,640 and bloody tennis and 18 holes on a fucking Sunday. 17 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,720 They call us Blair's forgotten youth. 18 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:06,080 Kids that grow up in a town that offered nothing. 19 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:08,280 No opportunities, no prospects, no hope. 20 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:10,560 But what they'll never understand is this, 21 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:13,320 we're not victims. We just have a different way of living. 22 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:16,000 It's about having your mates, man. Having a laugh, 23 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:18,560 and just finding a way to survive.' 24 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:20,920 Tell me it's not looking thinner. I can't tell. 25 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:23,280 You can't tell if you don't look properly, Dylan. 26 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:25,760 It's fine. See what I mean? You're not even looking. 27 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,200 What? I looked. Didn't I look? You were gazing! 28 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:31,800 You are bloody glancing at him. What's less than a glance? 29 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:34,920 A peek or a glimpse. A glimpse? You're glimpsing! 30 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:38,520 Right, look properly. Check it out, see? 31 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:41,640 You're a bit... follicly challenged. 32 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:43,840 Fucking follicly challenged? 33 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:53,000 Watch out! Oh, shit. What was that? 34 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:56,880 A pheasant. Where is it? I don't know. It's wedged in the fucking grille. 35 00:01:57,080 --> 00:02:00,240 That's not a pheasant. It's a chicken. Why would a chicken be roaming free, 36 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,880 not a pheasant? Why wouldn't it? It's a chicken, dude. 37 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,120 You can tell it's a chicken. Look at the plumage. 38 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:07,600 Fuck the plumage! I cannot go bald. 39 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:11,080 They're gaining. They're not gaining. We'll lose 'em through Jim's field. 40 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,160 ? That's what I want ? 41 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:24,360 ? Give me money ? 42 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,640 ? I want the money ? 43 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:32,200 ? All I need, yeah... ? 44 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,120 Morning, lads! Morning! Morning, Jim. 45 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:45,400 Early start, isn't it? Yeah, listen. 46 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:48,640 If the cops turn up, you haven't seen us. Lie to the police? 47 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:52,680 That's perjury, that is. That's perverting the course of justice. 48 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,200 I don't know what it is, but it's something. 49 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:58,840 Just piss off. We're gonna go and have a look at plants, keep our heads down. 50 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,880 You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. 51 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:04,280 There's a job I need done. What job? 52 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:07,960 Shetland pony. Yeah, you might need to elaborate. And fast, yeah? 53 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:12,320 I need one stolen, so I can enter the Royal Lancs Show this weekend. 54 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:15,160 Why would you wanna do that? There's a big purse on it. 55 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:18,120 "Purse"? A fucking prize! Whatever! 56 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:21,720 Purse! Who are you? Robin of Loxley? We haven't got time for this, Jim. 57 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:24,840 Fine. Get all your weed plants off my farm 58 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,760 and your nicked wheels out of my chicken shed. 59 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:31,600 Him, next door, Goldilocks. 60 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:33,720 He's got himself a beaut. 61 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:37,440 A mane like silk. It's got to be better, Vin. 62 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:43,760 That all this is? One-upmanship? Fucking Vaslowsky? He shouldn't even be here any more! 63 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:47,360 I voted Leave, and that cunt's just bought a nice big baler! 64 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:49,800 A fucking Shetland pony! We'll get one! 65 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,160 Christ almighty. Let's get the fucking hell away. 66 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:53,800 He's a horrible little man! 67 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,640 Get in, guys! Go! Go on! Hurry! 68 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:04,440 Ow! My fucking hand! You've done that three times this week! 69 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:08,640 ? Lying in the floor I look up at the ceiling ? 70 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:11,120 ? I must be dreaming... ? 71 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:14,080 'These are my guys. That's Dylan. 72 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:16,160 He's been my best mate since schooling. 73 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:18,640 We bonded over ganja and hip-hop. 74 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:22,560 Ashley Dennings, and Leslie Tick, AKA Cardi. 75 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:25,880 Cardi being short for Cardiac Arrest. He's fucking damn near useless, 76 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:28,840 but we love the daft git. Ashley's the complete opposite. 77 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:32,200 He comes from a travelling family. He can switch to extreme violence 78 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:35,400 at a moment's notice, which makes him handy to have around, really.' 79 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:38,600 Fucking Shetland pony. 80 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:40,680 'And that's me. Vincent O'Neill. 81 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:43,440 They say I've got bipolar. I live in a shack in the woods, 82 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:46,200 and if that wasn't bad enough, I'm going bald an' all.' 83 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:50,280 Where do I find one of them? I've got the day from hell and now I've got to find a tiny horse? 84 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:52,760 I know. Ash. 85 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:56,960 If your mind has just gone "Ash, gypsy blood, horses," 86 00:04:57,160 --> 00:05:00,960 that's pretty much racism. All right. But do you know where to find one, though? 87 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:03,600 Course I do. Brilliant. Right, well, take him then. 88 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:05,680 I'm working! Fucking take him, then. 89 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:09,120 Where are you in all of this? I've just said I've got the day from hell! 90 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:12,000 I've got a million things... I'm asking you to do one thing. 91 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:15,120 I've got a million things! A million things! Bollocks! 92 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:18,000 I need to get this car to JJ. I've gotta go to the bloody doctor's. 93 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:20,640 The last thing I need to do is steal a miniature horse. 94 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:23,520 Ralph Roberts said he saw him on a bridge, contemplating. 95 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,240 Shit. Oh, crap! 96 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:31,880 What is it? I think he's getting his arse out again. 97 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,920 Christ. Let me have a look. 98 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:37,240 Have a look down there. 99 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:40,280 He IS getting his arse out again. Why does he do this, man? 100 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,320 He's got the world's worst arse. 101 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:47,560 JJ! 102 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:51,600 It's the wrong bleedin' car! Huh? It's the right colour and style, but the wrong year! 103 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:54,040 You're gonna have to unsteal this. 'JJ. 104 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:58,400 Jehan Jovani. Legitimate mechanic, but has a side line in stolen motors.' 105 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:02,000 This is bullshit, Vin. Why the fuck is there a dead pheasant attached to it? 106 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:04,040 Thank you. Pheasant. It's a chicken. 107 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:07,200 It isn't. Oh, come on. It's a chicken. Dude, it's a pheasant! 108 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:09,240 It's a chicken! No, no! Stop, stop! 109 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:12,400 I'll unsteal it. It'll have to be later. Not later, Vinnie. Now. 110 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:15,080 This can't stay here. I can't get caught with this here. 111 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,720 Put a cover over it. I've gotta be somewhere. One hour. 112 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:19,960 Please, dude, one hour. 113 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:24,160 You're an angel. While you've got your wings on, 114 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:26,800 and don't get cross, need to borrow a van. 115 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:30,640 What kind of van? Any kind. 116 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:34,120 As long as it's big enough to fit, say, a kind of a... what d'you call it? 117 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:36,160 Medium-sized horse. 118 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:40,560 Are you fucking kidding me? Right, well, it's that or nothing. 119 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:45,920 Come on. Come on! 120 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:50,640 Bacon? You've been cooking? Yeah, I'm starving. 121 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:53,200 What have you been told about red meat? 122 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:58,160 It's a meat with mammal's meat... 123 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:00,600 Right, no more Ms. Besides, Nigel likes it. 124 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:02,640 Nigel? 125 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:08,000 What the fuck have you brought a pigeon for? His sister died. 126 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:12,520 She got decapitated in the folding deck chair. Thought it were best he wasn't on his own. 127 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:18,080 So, what's the plan? Where are we gonna lift it from? 128 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:22,040 There's a school up in Rybrook. It's a posh place. 129 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:24,080 Just up the hill, there's a stable 130 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:26,200 with not one, but two Shetland ponies. 131 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:29,560 OK, but how are we gonna get it to go with us? 132 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:31,680 Well, we'll need to find a rein. 133 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:34,920 Have you ever tried to get a horse to do something against its will? 134 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,560 No, but I bet you have. You're gonna call me a genius. 135 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:41,400 Bet you I don't. Chloroform. Chlo... Chloroform? 136 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:44,680 I bought it down the pub a few weeks back. It was really cheap. 137 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:48,360 You get this on a rag, over its hooter, down it goes. 138 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:54,360 That's genius. Put the chloroform away. 139 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:56,800 But... 140 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:02,760 I'm coming. I'm coming. Don't you dare come. 141 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:08,480 I still haven't. 142 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:11,320 All right, finish on my tits. 143 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:13,520 Yeah, all right. 144 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:17,400 'That's Erin. Used to be a wild child. Shagging around, landed with a kid. 145 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:19,800 Since then, she's really pulled herself together. 146 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:22,280 These days, she's a woman with a plan.' 147 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:24,600 Half three, infants' gate, yeah? Yeah. Hey! 148 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:27,040 You can't forget, Dylan. Why would I forget? 149 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,760 Because... you'll meet up wi' Vinnie, 150 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:31,800 get stoned, the usual. 151 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:36,040 I won't forget. It's careers night tonight. 152 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:39,160 I'm gonna ask them about opportunities. 153 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:41,680 It's gonna happen, Dylan. As soon as I'm qualified, 154 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:43,880 I'm applying for jobs and looking for schools. 155 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:47,120 Yeah. All right. I won't be back till late, OK? Bye-bye. 156 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:50,320 Love you. 157 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:54,720 Right, he's gonna need, bath, story, and bed, yeah? Yeah. Bye. 158 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,400 Where's the car, Vinnie? What car, Slater? 159 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:09,120 The one you nicked this morning. You've got the wrong man. 160 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:13,720 I'm surprised you're out so early. I thought you'd be balls deep in a dog somewhere by now. 161 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:17,240 Small-time now, Vin. But small-time leads to medium-time, 162 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:20,440 and medium time, inevitably, gets drawn into the big-time. 163 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,560 And once you get involved with them fuckers, 164 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:25,720 you're gonna wish you got a job down at the fish counter at Morrisons. 165 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:29,000 I applied for that job. They were looking for someone with muscles. 166 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:31,360 Fuck off, Slater. Dick. 167 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:38,720 What have you done this time? Oh, nothing, but I'm sure they'll think of summat. 168 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:45,200 All clear? 169 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:51,640 All clear. Right, there's two of them. 170 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,040 One blonde, and one white and ginger. 171 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,080 Which one screams prize winner? 172 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:59,640 The one with the biggest cock. 173 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:04,800 Right, so... 174 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,995 Who wants a little treat? 175 00:10:09,195 --> 00:10:13,875 I know I've got a good life. I've got good mates, and it's not like shit's going wrong all the time. 176 00:10:13,995 --> 00:10:16,395 I just... 177 00:10:16,515 --> 00:10:18,435 I just can't turn my mind off. 178 00:10:18,595 --> 00:10:22,075 It just runs and runs and runs, and never stops, man. 179 00:10:22,235 --> 00:10:24,115 You know, one minute I'm down in the dumps, 180 00:10:24,235 --> 00:10:26,315 I can barely get meself out of bed. 181 00:10:26,475 --> 00:10:29,995 Next minute, I'm fucking up, wild as fuck, making stupid decisions 182 00:10:30,115 --> 00:10:32,555 that affect everyone, not just me. 183 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,955 You know, I do... I do think about hurting meself. 184 00:10:35,155 --> 00:10:39,315 You know, I have suicidal thoughts. It doesn't mean I'm bloody suicidal, though, does it? 185 00:10:39,475 --> 00:10:42,355 I just have the thoughts. Christ, I was on a bridge last Friday! 186 00:10:42,515 --> 00:10:45,715 Ralph Roberts thought I was tossing meself off. 187 00:10:47,835 --> 00:10:49,795 Throwing meself off. 188 00:10:51,715 --> 00:10:55,355 But what I'm trying to say is, for as often as I think about suicide, 189 00:10:55,515 --> 00:10:58,875 I could never ever do it. It scares the shit out of me. 190 00:11:00,235 --> 00:11:02,715 And then there's me mates. I don't know what they... 191 00:11:04,035 --> 00:11:06,915 Am I keeping you from something? Sorry, no. It's just, erm, 192 00:11:07,035 --> 00:11:09,395 a personal issue. 193 00:11:09,555 --> 00:11:12,235 Erm... 194 00:11:12,395 --> 00:11:15,395 So you're on quetiapine? Mm-hm. 195 00:11:15,555 --> 00:11:17,915 It helping? It doesn't help my libido. 196 00:11:18,075 --> 00:11:21,035 Can be barely bothered to rub one out, never mind get wi' anyone. 197 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:25,795 Well, what do you want me to do, Vin? 198 00:11:28,835 --> 00:11:31,355 I don't know. You're the doctor, aren't you? 199 00:11:32,715 --> 00:11:34,675 Well, you can try counselling. 200 00:11:34,875 --> 00:11:38,555 Cognitive behavioural therapy. There's a five-month waiting list for that. 201 00:11:38,715 --> 00:11:41,155 Unless you're prepared to pay. Pay? 202 00:11:41,315 --> 00:11:43,195 What? You mean, go private? 203 00:11:43,355 --> 00:11:46,195 I don't have that kind of money, man. I... 204 00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:49,915 Give me that phone. No. Get off. 205 00:11:51,475 --> 00:11:54,515 "Netlover. Amy, 35." 206 00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:57,755 I'm pouring my heart out. You're on a dating app, netting lovers. 207 00:12:00,995 --> 00:12:04,115 Have you tried it? It's unbelievable. Honestly, it's changed my life. 208 00:12:04,275 --> 00:12:07,555 Look at this. This girl the other day, she was feral. 209 00:12:07,715 --> 00:12:10,035 Look at her. Oh, she looks nice. 210 00:12:10,195 --> 00:12:13,075 My todger looks like a dog's been at it. Look at that. 211 00:12:13,235 --> 00:12:16,475 What? Bloody hell! Come on, man! 212 00:12:16,595 --> 00:12:18,515 That looks really sore. 213 00:12:18,675 --> 00:12:21,115 And this, that's me. 214 00:12:23,555 --> 00:12:27,315 What happened? Did it bolt? Bolt? No, it's in the van. 215 00:12:27,475 --> 00:12:29,715 In the van? I offered it a chocolate mouse, 216 00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:32,955 and it just climbed in the back. It's a dumb animal. Can I have one? 217 00:12:33,115 --> 00:12:34,995 Going Up The Country 218 00:12:39,435 --> 00:12:41,235 ? I'm going up the country ? 219 00:12:41,355 --> 00:12:43,235 ? Tell me where you want to go... ? 220 00:12:43,395 --> 00:12:45,995 I still say we should have chloroformed it. 221 00:12:46,155 --> 00:12:49,515 Look, it's in the van. Yeah, but look at... 222 00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:54,315 Oh, God. What's that? Has it shat itself? 223 00:12:54,475 --> 00:12:56,395 Well, it's a horse. That's what horses do. 224 00:12:56,555 --> 00:12:59,675 Oh, you dirty... Nigel! 225 00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:06,715 What the fuck is... 226 00:13:23,355 --> 00:13:26,235 One hour after work. Tommo, mate, I can't. I've got Erin's kid. 227 00:13:26,395 --> 00:13:29,435 Bring him along. Bring him along? To help you fit a sex swing 228 00:13:29,595 --> 00:13:32,075 in a spooky basement? Hey. Hey. 'Tommo. 229 00:13:32,235 --> 00:13:36,275 Handsome, crafty, unhinged. You wouldn't want him hanging out 230 00:13:36,435 --> 00:13:38,955 He's had chlamydia more often than he's had hot dinners.' 231 00:13:39,155 --> 00:13:42,555 It's an erotic dungeon. It's not an erotic dungeon. Hasn't it got lice? 232 00:13:42,715 --> 00:13:45,475 Hang on. What time you got him till? All night. Why? 233 00:13:45,595 --> 00:13:47,875 Er, are you not forgetting summat? 234 00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:50,675 Poker match, upstairs 7:30. Count me out. 235 00:13:50,835 --> 00:13:53,075 Count you out? It's free money, mate. 236 00:13:53,275 --> 00:13:57,555 It's mine and Vinnie's money. Anyway, it's arranged. Sandy'll look after him, won't you, Sandy? 237 00:13:57,715 --> 00:14:00,155 What's that? Babysit Tyler tonight for Dylan. 238 00:14:00,315 --> 00:14:02,315 Boys, you know I would, if I could. Dylan! 239 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:06,155 Dylan? Dylan. 'Eh up, Tommo. Have you heard from Ash or Cardi? 240 00:14:06,315 --> 00:14:09,235 Radio silence. Where are they? I've tried them 100 times. 241 00:14:09,395 --> 00:14:12,675 Probably bumming. Yeah. They'll be bumming, won't they? Knobhead. 242 00:14:12,875 --> 00:14:15,875 They've been gone hours. Yeah, I should've done this job meself. 243 00:14:16,035 --> 00:14:19,115 I don't know why I trust them. Dude, just get your stuff together. 244 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,755 I'm here till three, then I've gotta go pick up Tyler 245 00:14:21,915 --> 00:14:24,595 from school. Not any more you're not. Hang on a second, D. 246 00:14:24,755 --> 00:14:27,195 Kath, love. You all right, Vin? Yeah, all right, love. 247 00:14:27,355 --> 00:14:29,715 I just wonder, can I borrow Dildo for a couple of hours? 248 00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:32,355 Why do you need him? Because I've just lost two idiots 249 00:14:32,555 --> 00:14:36,075 I sent to steal a Shetland pony. Well, as long as it's something important. 250 00:14:36,235 --> 00:14:40,035 You got your car? Yep. Oh, you're an angel, dude. 251 00:14:40,195 --> 00:14:43,195 If you'll help me fit a sex swing in my dungeon. 252 00:14:43,315 --> 00:14:45,395 Every fucker wants something! 253 00:14:45,555 --> 00:14:49,755 Often, the same products are available throughout the world. 254 00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:52,115 So, if part of the reason for travel 255 00:14:52,275 --> 00:14:54,635 is to explore the unique and different, 256 00:14:54,795 --> 00:14:59,755 well, then the sameness factor is a major tourism challenge. 257 00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:02,835 In a globalised marketplace... 258 00:15:02,995 --> 00:15:04,875 It's just a drink. Got a boyfriend. 259 00:15:05,035 --> 00:15:07,155 One drink. Got a son as well. 260 00:15:07,355 --> 00:15:10,995 A son? Yep. You don't look old enough. Smooth. 261 00:15:11,115 --> 00:15:15,275 No, seriously, you don't. How old? 262 00:15:15,435 --> 00:15:18,995 Five, wasn't planned. But he's the best mistake I ever made. 263 00:15:19,115 --> 00:15:21,475 Right. 264 00:15:21,635 --> 00:15:23,995 Put you off, does it? No. 265 00:15:24,155 --> 00:15:27,555 Well, it should. Every decision I make has got one purpose, 266 00:15:27,715 --> 00:15:30,355 and that's to give him a better life. 267 00:15:30,515 --> 00:15:33,635 And your boyfriend, does he fit into that? 268 00:15:33,755 --> 00:15:36,235 Dylan? 269 00:15:36,355 --> 00:15:39,395 I'm afraid so. 270 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,835 This school, is this the one that Ash's fella taught at? 271 00:15:45,995 --> 00:15:49,235 Yeah. Poor bastard. Cranial trauma. Reckon he'll never teach again. 272 00:15:49,355 --> 00:15:52,275 Yeah, fucking animals this family. 273 00:15:52,395 --> 00:15:54,315 I mean, come on. 274 00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:57,035 Who gives a shit where anyone sticks their dick any more? 275 00:15:57,195 --> 00:16:00,435 Know what I mean? Mm. I have businessmen, barristers, 276 00:16:00,555 --> 00:16:03,155 brigadiers come to my place. 277 00:16:03,315 --> 00:16:06,035 Some want spanking, some want taking up the shitter, 278 00:16:06,195 --> 00:16:09,395 I had a lovely fellow who wanted me to lick some custard off his nuts. 279 00:16:09,555 --> 00:16:12,795 Fair do's. No. Point being, we're mammals. 280 00:16:12,915 --> 00:16:15,075 Yeah. Creatures with urges. 281 00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:18,595 Whether it's assholes, fannies, or, you know, 282 00:16:18,755 --> 00:16:21,475 some granny's gummy cakehole. Ugh! Dicks are gonna go 283 00:16:21,595 --> 00:16:23,515 in soft warm holes. End of. 284 00:16:23,675 --> 00:16:26,875 You're an ambassador for a more tolerant society, Tom. 285 00:16:27,035 --> 00:16:29,835 Christ almighty. Do a left here, will you? Right, yeah. 286 00:16:31,155 --> 00:16:33,395 Oh, bollocks. 287 00:16:33,555 --> 00:16:36,395 They haven't even took it. Maybe they found one somewhere else. 288 00:16:36,555 --> 00:16:38,795 Like where? The cereal aisle at Aldi? Christ. 289 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:41,715 Erm, all right. Sod it. 290 00:16:45,275 --> 00:16:48,435 Wait a minute, Vin. Vin, you're not being rational. Vin! 291 00:16:48,595 --> 00:16:50,955 How are you gonna get it back to Jim's? 292 00:16:51,115 --> 00:16:53,795 Back seat. You can walk. No, I'm picking up Tyler. 293 00:16:58,515 --> 00:17:01,075 Fucking hell. Come on, you silly sod. 294 00:17:03,275 --> 00:17:05,235 Don't fucking frighten it. 295 00:17:10,355 --> 00:17:12,315 Come on, then. What? 296 00:17:12,435 --> 00:17:14,355 Insane in the Brain 297 00:17:17,515 --> 00:17:19,995 Oi! Fucking hell! Jesus! 298 00:17:22,435 --> 00:17:26,995 Jesus! 299 00:17:29,075 --> 00:17:31,915 Are you trying to kill us? Vinnie! Vinnie! 300 00:17:32,075 --> 00:17:35,035 No, no, no. Hey, what the hell are you... 301 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,675 Vinnie! 302 00:17:37,835 --> 00:17:40,515 Hey, Vin, you can leave the fucking horse. 303 00:17:40,675 --> 00:17:42,955 He's not fucking about! 304 00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:47,715 Vin! Leave it! 305 00:17:54,275 --> 00:17:57,595 Fuck! What is he doing? 306 00:17:59,275 --> 00:18:00,675 Fuck me! 307 00:18:00,795 --> 00:18:03,595 Oh, hey. Now we're living. 308 00:18:03,755 --> 00:18:06,035 Nearly killed us! He was aiming to miss. You prick! 309 00:18:06,195 --> 00:18:09,835 Oh, don't be grumpy. Hey, Dyl. Dylan! Don't be cross. 310 00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:12,435 Sex swing. 311 00:18:12,555 --> 00:18:16,555 All right. 312 00:18:21,155 --> 00:18:23,315 Come on, come on, fuck's sake. 313 00:18:25,315 --> 00:18:29,515 You seeing anyone? Me? Christ, no. You know what I'm like. Can't inflict this on anyone. 314 00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:31,795 They're hardly queueing up for a bipolar thief 315 00:18:31,915 --> 00:18:34,115 that lives in the woods. 316 00:18:34,315 --> 00:18:37,195 Do you want me to sort you out a paid-for? So you can empty your sack? 317 00:18:37,355 --> 00:18:39,715 That's a lovely offer, Tom. But I've no libido. 318 00:18:41,155 --> 00:18:44,115 How's business? Oh, booming, yeah. Is it? 319 00:18:44,315 --> 00:18:48,155 They're all getting into that space stocking now. What, to take up the carpet? 320 00:18:48,275 --> 00:18:52,075 No. Tyler Croft. Yeah. Croft. 321 00:18:52,235 --> 00:18:55,635 Sorry, yeah, the reception is bad. You know, I'm in the hills, erm... 322 00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:58,835 Croft! 323 00:18:58,995 --> 00:19:01,075 Yeah, I'm collecting him, but I'm running late. 324 00:19:01,235 --> 00:19:04,515 Can you tell his teacher I'll be there as... Fuck! 325 00:19:04,675 --> 00:19:08,715 Fuck down straight to the school. Chill out, Anakin Skywalker. 326 00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:11,395 He's five. They're not gonna toss him out on his own. 327 00:19:11,555 --> 00:19:14,035 They'll ring Erin. Then she'll know I've done the thing 328 00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:16,195 she told me not to do. She told you not to look for 329 00:19:16,315 --> 00:19:18,715 two morons who got lost stealing a Shetland pony! 330 00:19:18,835 --> 00:19:20,755 She must really know you, Dylan. 331 00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:23,075 Just go faster. 332 00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:26,315 Why do I listen to you every time? 333 00:19:26,475 --> 00:19:29,195 I was at work, my day was planned, and as usual, you appear, 334 00:19:29,355 --> 00:19:31,235 and you derail everything. Derail ev... 335 00:19:31,395 --> 00:19:33,355 Do you know, what's that you've got up there? 336 00:19:33,515 --> 00:19:35,755 You've got a mind of your own. You're here, Dylan, 337 00:19:35,915 --> 00:19:37,795 because you wanna be. So, if you're looking 338 00:19:37,995 --> 00:19:41,195 for someone to blame, you can piss off and blame yourself. Pissy bugger. 339 00:19:41,355 --> 00:19:43,875 Mind the bloody bend, Tommo. Bend! Jesus! 340 00:19:48,075 --> 00:19:50,675 Bloody hell. 341 00:19:50,835 --> 00:19:53,995 It's the bloody van. Have they crashed in the fucking hedge? 342 00:19:55,675 --> 00:19:58,795 Cardi. Whoa, whoa! 343 00:19:58,955 --> 00:20:01,235 Bloody fumes, or summat. It's chloroform. 344 00:20:01,395 --> 00:20:03,635 If that's on their clothes, we'll all be on the deck. 345 00:20:03,795 --> 00:20:05,755 How we gonna get them out? Cover your face. 346 00:20:05,915 --> 00:20:08,035 Ash first. All right. I'll take Cardi. 347 00:20:08,195 --> 00:20:11,195 On your own? You'll pull your back out. Go and get the pony. Pony? 348 00:20:11,395 --> 00:20:14,315 We still need the horse. I'm supposed to be at Tyler's school! 349 00:20:14,435 --> 00:20:17,115 Pony! Dude, he's breathing weird. 350 00:20:17,315 --> 00:20:20,755 His jeans will have to come off. Right, I'll get his jeans off. You get Cardi. 351 00:20:24,795 --> 00:20:28,115 All right, dude. Sorry about this. Whoa, whoa. 352 00:20:28,235 --> 00:20:30,235 What? What? Blood and sand, dude! 353 00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:33,515 Jesus Christ! What? His knob's massive. 354 00:20:33,675 --> 00:20:35,875 Did you know? What? No, I didn't know. 355 00:20:35,995 --> 00:20:37,995 Did YOU know? Of course. 356 00:20:38,115 --> 00:20:40,915 How? I just knew. 357 00:20:43,315 --> 00:20:45,275 We're gonna need an ambulance. 358 00:20:57,275 --> 00:20:59,235 Thanks 359 00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:03,155 I was on my way, right? I swear to you. 360 00:21:03,315 --> 00:21:06,795 I was on my way, and then we swerved. We almost hit a horse. 361 00:21:06,955 --> 00:21:09,915 That is when we found the others, and I couldn't just leave them, 362 00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:11,955 they were in a bad way. 363 00:21:12,115 --> 00:21:15,275 Will you please, please go to college? 364 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:20,075 Go back to careers night, cos I will stay here, I swear. 365 00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:22,475 What are you so afraid of? 366 00:21:22,635 --> 00:21:27,235 Achieving something? Actually participating in the world? What? 367 00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:31,315 Maybe I just like getting stoned and stealing things. 368 00:21:31,475 --> 00:21:34,435 Oh, fine. Fine, you tell yourself that. 369 00:21:34,595 --> 00:21:36,475 Tell yourself that's all you're capable of. 370 00:21:36,635 --> 00:21:39,435 There's a smart brain in there, Dylan. You do nothing with it. 371 00:21:39,595 --> 00:21:41,475 YOU play six games of poker simultaneously! 372 00:21:41,635 --> 00:21:45,315 Oh, fuck off. It's a joke. Erin, what am I supposed to do? 373 00:21:46,675 --> 00:21:48,635 Eh? What? Put a suit on? 374 00:21:48,795 --> 00:21:51,475 Go tap a keyboard in some fucking industrial estate, 375 00:21:51,635 --> 00:21:54,795 and what? Chat crap with Martin from accounts. 376 00:21:54,955 --> 00:21:56,835 Martin, how are you doing? Good weekend? 377 00:21:57,035 --> 00:22:00,515 Did you watch the footie? Fuck you. Don't make me out to be the sensible one, 378 00:22:00,675 --> 00:22:04,075 all right? I'm not telling you to go and put a suit on, am I? 379 00:22:04,235 --> 00:22:07,835 But stealing cars and tiny horses... Really, Dylan? 380 00:22:07,955 --> 00:22:09,875 What? Is that your career, is it? 381 00:22:11,355 --> 00:22:13,435 You know what? You're gonna end up in prison. 382 00:22:13,595 --> 00:22:16,235 You are. Or the next time you'll swerve, 383 00:22:16,395 --> 00:22:19,595 hit a fucking wall and I'm gonna bury next to your stupid mate. 384 00:22:21,555 --> 00:22:24,155 I'm worried about him. Why? 385 00:22:24,315 --> 00:22:28,995 If we leave... WHEN we leave... Mm. 386 00:22:29,155 --> 00:22:31,875 ..who is gonna look after him? He'll survive, Dylan. 387 00:22:31,995 --> 00:22:34,075 Yeah? Yeah. 388 00:22:34,235 --> 00:22:37,275 Then why has he been seen on the edge of a bridge? 389 00:22:39,715 --> 00:22:42,315 All right. And so, what? 390 00:22:42,475 --> 00:22:45,795 What are we gonna do? We're gonna stay here forever, are we? 391 00:22:45,955 --> 00:22:48,675 You can't dedicate your life to Vinnie-watch, Dylan. 392 00:22:48,875 --> 00:22:52,435 He might be on the bridge because you told him you're thinking about leaving! 393 00:22:52,595 --> 00:22:55,875 No, that's shit. Is it? He's bipolar! 394 00:22:56,035 --> 00:22:58,635 He's on meds, he doesn't... He doesn't need you, Dylan. 395 00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:02,555 He WANTS you. Having you around stops him thinking about his own life. 396 00:23:04,475 --> 00:23:07,675 You endorse each other. Look, just... 397 00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:12,435 ..go to college, all right? Come on, I'm here. 398 00:23:12,595 --> 00:23:16,435 And I will not leave this house, all right? I promise. 399 00:23:18,955 --> 00:23:20,915 Come on. 400 00:23:21,035 --> 00:23:23,275 Come on. 401 00:23:23,475 --> 00:23:28,075 Get Dylan at tat card game tonight. He's playing me wi' our money, and I need them winnings. Mm. 402 00:23:28,275 --> 00:23:30,875 I need him, too, but you heard him earlier having a go at me. 403 00:23:31,075 --> 00:23:34,275 There's a big purse, Vin. He's the best player there is. 404 00:23:34,435 --> 00:23:37,035 Purse. What is with everyone and the word "purse"? 405 00:23:37,195 --> 00:23:39,595 Listen, I'll do my best... All right, Vin? 406 00:23:43,395 --> 00:23:45,635 You all right? You all right, Geoff? 407 00:23:47,995 --> 00:23:50,395 How's your mum? Oh, she's over the worst now. 408 00:23:50,515 --> 00:23:52,435 Thanks for asking. 409 00:23:54,355 --> 00:23:57,475 All right, well, send her my love. I will. Good stuff. 410 00:23:59,075 --> 00:24:01,635 So... 411 00:24:01,795 --> 00:24:04,875 Is that your horse in the yard? I... 412 00:24:04,995 --> 00:24:07,555 Geoffrey, that one's spoken for. 413 00:24:10,835 --> 00:24:12,795 Cheeky bastard. 414 00:24:19,515 --> 00:24:21,475 Eh? 415 00:24:23,075 --> 00:24:25,035 It's blonde. So? 416 00:24:25,195 --> 00:24:28,835 So, I didn't ask you to steal a blonde one, did I? 417 00:24:29,035 --> 00:24:32,555 No, dickhead, you didn't specify. You said, "Steal me a pony." So, there. 418 00:24:32,715 --> 00:24:35,315 The owner's gonna recognise it a mile off. 419 00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:37,995 I don't know what to tell you. You said, "Steal me a pony." 420 00:24:38,115 --> 00:24:40,915 So, I got you one. Bloody hell. 421 00:24:41,035 --> 00:24:43,115 Hang on. 422 00:24:43,235 --> 00:24:45,155 I've got an idea. 423 00:24:47,395 --> 00:24:51,075 "Lose The Grey"? I couldn't shift the bloody stuff. 424 00:24:54,755 --> 00:24:56,715 Fuck's sake. 425 00:24:56,835 --> 00:24:58,995 I'm doing all right. 426 00:24:59,155 --> 00:25:01,035 You got to get right under the layers. 427 00:25:01,195 --> 00:25:04,315 The devil's in the detail. You fucking missed a bit. 428 00:25:04,475 --> 00:25:07,635 Don't like being behind it. I think this is gonna bloody work! 429 00:25:07,795 --> 00:25:10,555 This is well gonna work. Don't miss anything under the legs. 430 00:25:10,715 --> 00:25:13,475 There's not, like, a surplus of tiny horses knocking around. 431 00:25:13,635 --> 00:25:15,955 It's a Shetland pony, not a horse! 432 00:25:16,075 --> 00:25:17,995 There we go. 433 00:25:23,275 --> 00:25:25,315 Look, look, I've told you I'll cover for you. 434 00:25:25,475 --> 00:25:27,715 No! Well, you're gonna make enough in one night 435 00:25:27,875 --> 00:25:30,595 to see you and Erin right for a month. I gave my word! 436 00:25:30,755 --> 00:25:33,595 Yeah, you did. You gave your word. You gave your word to Tommo 437 00:25:33,755 --> 00:25:36,195 and you gave your word to me. I've got a hole in my roof! 438 00:25:36,315 --> 00:25:38,315 Huh? I've got a fucking hole. 439 00:25:38,475 --> 00:25:41,755 I'm sleeping in a bloody sou'wester long johns. I look ridiculous. 440 00:25:41,955 --> 00:25:45,235 Listen to logic, right? Erin's out till what, ten o'clock, yeah? 441 00:25:45,395 --> 00:25:48,075 Yeah. Tyler's gonna be in bed, isn't he? Yeah. 442 00:25:48,235 --> 00:25:51,115 And you're gonna be sat downstairs watching bollocks on YouTube. 443 00:25:51,315 --> 00:25:55,115 So, if I'm sat downstairs watching bollocks on YouTube, what's the difference? 444 00:25:56,715 --> 00:26:00,515 No. AS long as you're back before she is, what's the difference, Dylan? 445 00:26:00,675 --> 00:26:03,795 No! Mate, no means no, all right? I'm hanging up the phone. 446 00:26:03,995 --> 00:26:08,075 No, no, Dylan. Don't hang up the phone. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have shouted. 447 00:26:08,235 --> 00:26:12,475 How about this? I'll ring Big Sandy, and I'll see if she can babysit. 448 00:26:12,675 --> 00:26:17,315 She can't, and even if she could, no. Vin, mate, you're doing that thing 449 00:26:17,475 --> 00:26:19,635 where you don't think about anyone but yourself. 450 00:26:19,755 --> 00:26:21,675 Think of anyone but mys... 451 00:26:21,835 --> 00:26:25,315 Dylan, I'm trying to make you money! I'm trying to make you the money! 452 00:26:25,475 --> 00:26:27,395 I said, "I'll do it, I'll count cards." 453 00:26:27,555 --> 00:26:29,595 I can fucking bluff. I can do all that. 454 00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:32,355 And when I fucking win, which I absolutely will, 455 00:26:32,515 --> 00:26:35,555 you're getting zilch. Fuck all. Sweet FA, dude. 456 00:26:35,715 --> 00:26:39,595 So, don't come pissing and whinging to me when you and Erin are skint. 457 00:26:39,755 --> 00:26:42,475 Fuck. Urgh! 458 00:26:47,155 --> 00:26:49,515 JJ, what's going on? Oh, just shut it, all right. 459 00:26:49,675 --> 00:26:51,995 I've had the police round. Get them wheels out! 460 00:26:52,115 --> 00:26:54,075 All right. It's just... 461 00:26:54,235 --> 00:26:57,275 Dude, it's been a nightmare day. Have you diverted them? 462 00:26:57,435 --> 00:27:00,675 Yes. But just get it. Get me the one I asked for. 463 00:27:00,835 --> 00:27:04,555 I will. They've sent me to drink, Vinnie, fucking drink. 464 00:27:04,675 --> 00:27:06,595 JJ? 465 00:27:11,435 --> 00:27:13,395 Fuck! 466 00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:41,595 You all right, Dyl? What can I get you gents? 467 00:27:41,715 --> 00:27:44,235 Vincent O'Neill. 468 00:27:44,395 --> 00:27:46,875 Who? I said I'm looking for Vincent O'Neill. 469 00:27:46,995 --> 00:27:48,915 Do you know where he is? 470 00:27:49,035 --> 00:27:51,715 No. Skinny lad, receding hairline. 471 00:27:51,835 --> 00:27:53,755 We need to find him. 472 00:27:54,995 --> 00:27:57,035 All right? Two rules. 473 00:27:57,195 --> 00:28:00,355 Don't eat anything and don't smoke indoors, and... 474 00:28:01,875 --> 00:28:05,795 ..do not take your shoes off, cos that stink lingers. 475 00:28:09,555 --> 00:28:11,515 That's three rules. 476 00:28:11,635 --> 00:28:13,955 ? I don't feel that way ? 477 00:28:15,195 --> 00:28:22,115 ? And slowly you've forgiven me forever... ? 478 00:28:27,075 --> 00:28:29,915 Who were they? They work for Terence McCann. 479 00:28:30,075 --> 00:28:34,075 Who? Terence McCann, businessman, in inverted commas. 480 00:28:34,195 --> 00:28:36,115 Apparently, he isn't very happy, 481 00:28:36,275 --> 00:28:38,875 because one of his daughter's ponies has been stolen. 482 00:28:38,995 --> 00:28:41,155 Shit. Vinnie. 483 00:29:05,795 --> 00:29:09,115 JJ? I've unstolen it, man. I've got to get you the old one tomorrow. 484 00:29:09,275 --> 00:29:11,675 Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie. There's a problem. 485 00:29:11,835 --> 00:29:15,355 All right, that fucking pony. You have to give it back. What? 486 00:29:15,555 --> 00:29:18,635 It belongs to Terence McCann. Now he said... Terence McFucking... 487 00:29:18,835 --> 00:29:22,115 Who the fuck... Hang on a minute. A call coming through here. 488 00:29:22,235 --> 00:29:23,915 All right. 489 00:29:25,795 --> 00:29:28,315 Jim, what's going on man? I've just seen a flashlight 490 00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:31,195 heading down the path towards your shack, Vin. 491 00:29:31,355 --> 00:29:34,155 You wanna check you haven't got visitors. Oh, shit. 492 00:29:35,715 --> 00:29:37,709 All right, I'm on my way. 493 00:29:37,710 --> 00:29:40,070 Don't Believe A Word 494 00:29:50,030 --> 00:29:52,350 ? Don't believe me if I tell you ? 495 00:29:53,710 --> 00:29:56,590 ? Not a word of this is true ? 496 00:29:57,990 --> 00:30:00,470 ? Don't believe me if I tell you ? 497 00:30:00,630 --> 00:30:03,790 ? Especially if I tell you I'm in love with you ? 498 00:30:03,910 --> 00:30:06,150 ? Don't believe me if I tell you ? 499 00:30:07,470 --> 00:30:09,870 ? That I wrote this song for you ? 500 00:30:11,190 --> 00:30:14,790 ? There just might be some other silly pretty girl ? 501 00:30:14,910 --> 00:30:16,830 ? I'm singing to ? 502 00:30:18,070 --> 00:30:21,070 ? Don't believe a word ? 503 00:30:21,190 --> 00:30:23,630 ? For words are so easily spoken ? 504 00:30:25,270 --> 00:30:28,190 ? And your heart is just like that promise ? 505 00:30:28,310 --> 00:30:30,710 ? Made to be broken... ? 506 00:30:52,550 --> 00:30:54,630 Nine. Three of a kind. 507 00:31:11,710 --> 00:31:13,630 Shit! 508 00:31:42,710 --> 00:31:45,470 All right, I'm armed. I don't want any trouble. 509 00:32:14,510 --> 00:32:16,590 Dad! 510 00:32:18,110 --> 00:32:20,550 You're going a bit thin there, son! Eh? 511 00:32:21,830 --> 00:32:25,670 Piss off. What, she thrown you out again, has she? No. 512 00:32:25,790 --> 00:32:29,030 I just got early release. Oh. 513 00:32:36,510 --> 00:32:39,670 Mm. 514 00:32:42,710 --> 00:32:45,390 I've got to go, but I'll see you later. See you tomorrow. 515 00:32:57,110 --> 00:32:59,070 Fuck's sake! 516 00:33:02,110 --> 00:33:04,990 Didn't know you had a unicycle. All right, Jake? 517 00:33:06,230 --> 00:33:08,950 Lift? Throw the bike in the back? 518 00:33:09,110 --> 00:33:12,110 Er, no, you're all right. I'll get a bus. It's fine. 519 00:33:12,230 --> 00:33:14,350 I've got a Duran Duran CD. 520 00:33:17,030 --> 00:33:19,750 Dad's car. 521 00:33:19,870 --> 00:33:21,790 Yeah, OK. All right, thank you. 522 00:33:22,910 --> 00:33:25,390 What the hell's going on, Dyl? It's not my night. 523 00:33:25,550 --> 00:33:27,830 Make it your night. You're better than these twats. 524 00:33:27,950 --> 00:33:30,230 Look, mate. I can't focus. 525 00:33:30,390 --> 00:33:32,270 You're losing a lot of money, sweetheart. 526 00:33:32,430 --> 00:33:35,310 More importantly, yeah, you're losing MY money. 527 00:33:35,470 --> 00:33:37,590 What do you want me to say? You don't exist 528 00:33:37,710 --> 00:33:39,990 outside this room, Dylan. 529 00:33:40,150 --> 00:33:44,190 Now sit the fuck back down and do what you do best, all right? 530 00:33:46,030 --> 00:33:47,990 There's a good lad. 531 00:33:49,390 --> 00:33:53,270 ? Wild boys never lose it ? 532 00:33:53,390 --> 00:33:57,830 ? Wild boys never chose this way ? 533 00:33:57,950 --> 00:34:01,790 ? Wild boys never close your eyes ? 534 00:34:01,910 --> 00:34:06,190 ? Wild boys always... ? 535 00:34:06,310 --> 00:34:08,510 Sing it. 536 00:34:08,710 --> 00:34:11,630 ? Shine! You know it! ? 537 00:34:18,870 --> 00:34:22,150 Oh, hey, how's it going, mate? 538 00:34:24,590 --> 00:34:27,390 Where am I? Oh, I've had to take you out for a bit, 539 00:34:27,550 --> 00:34:30,150 but I'm sorry, I'm gonna take you home now. 540 00:34:30,270 --> 00:34:33,630 Who lives there? I live there. 541 00:34:33,790 --> 00:34:37,270 Can I go inside? No, not really. I've gotta get you home, dude. 542 00:34:37,430 --> 00:34:39,870 Please! There's a fat, bald monster in there. 543 00:34:40,030 --> 00:34:42,430 You're not gonna like it. Oh, please! 544 00:34:47,750 --> 00:34:51,470 Yeah, go on. Five minutes. We're not staying long, you know. 545 00:34:53,390 --> 00:34:56,670 So, this is home, is it? For now, yeah. 546 00:34:57,750 --> 00:35:00,910 Let's just say it doesn't feature in the master plan. 547 00:35:01,070 --> 00:35:03,550 Looks all right. There's thousands of towns 548 00:35:03,710 --> 00:35:07,030 like this all over the country, getting by. 549 00:35:07,150 --> 00:35:09,350 No-one gives a shit about them... 550 00:35:09,470 --> 00:35:11,030 ..until it turns into the Wild West. 551 00:35:11,190 --> 00:35:13,990 I want my son to know different. Know what I mean? 552 00:35:14,910 --> 00:35:16,870 Fancy continuing this dissection 553 00:35:17,030 --> 00:35:19,510 of societal disintegration over a pint? 554 00:35:19,630 --> 00:35:22,070 You're not easily put off, are you? 555 00:35:24,350 --> 00:35:27,150 No, I need to get back. Dylan's looking after Tyler. 556 00:35:28,470 --> 00:35:30,830 You've got a boyfriend. You've got a son. 557 00:35:30,950 --> 00:35:33,110 So, best friends? 558 00:35:35,870 --> 00:35:37,830 All right, one pint. One. 559 00:35:37,990 --> 00:35:41,230 Aren't you scared being out here on your own at night? 560 00:35:41,390 --> 00:35:45,310 No, am I 'eck! I love being out here in the woods. 561 00:35:45,470 --> 00:35:48,270 The woods is the only place I can get a bit of bloody peace. 562 00:35:48,390 --> 00:35:50,310 Can I bring my mum here? 563 00:35:50,470 --> 00:35:53,750 Course you can. You can bring her anytime you want. Yeah, course. 564 00:35:54,870 --> 00:35:57,670 My mum can bounce an egg on her head. 565 00:35:57,830 --> 00:36:00,670 Can she really? Yeah. No, she can't. Can she really? 566 00:36:01,750 --> 00:36:04,630 My God. That's some bloody skill, innit? I can't. 567 00:36:05,790 --> 00:36:07,750 I love your mum. 568 00:36:10,190 --> 00:36:13,870 She's an eggs-traordinary woman. 569 00:36:14,030 --> 00:36:17,510 What's your mum like? My mum, she's not around any more. 570 00:36:18,950 --> 00:36:21,310 Is she dead? No, she's not dead. 571 00:36:21,470 --> 00:36:24,670 She just went away when I was little. Like my dad? 572 00:36:24,790 --> 00:36:26,710 Yeah, yeah. 573 00:36:27,790 --> 00:36:29,990 Even though I hope she'll come back, you know. 574 00:36:32,910 --> 00:36:34,830 I think that's why I stay in this town. 575 00:36:39,070 --> 00:36:42,430 So if she does come back, you know, she might know where to find me. 576 00:36:49,470 --> 00:36:51,670 I like the funny dog. 577 00:36:51,790 --> 00:36:53,750 Oh, thanks. 578 00:36:56,110 --> 00:37:02,150 It's an owl. All right, Kath? Can I have a pint of lager 579 00:37:02,270 --> 00:37:03,750 and a pint of Guinness, please? 580 00:37:03,910 --> 00:37:06,910 For your new fella? No, he's a college mate. 581 00:37:07,030 --> 00:37:09,630 I believe ya. A thousand wouldn't. 582 00:37:09,830 --> 00:37:13,550 Mind you, it'd be a bold move bringing your fancy man in your own local. Mm-hm. 583 00:37:13,710 --> 00:37:15,590 Especially with them lot all upstairs. 584 00:37:17,430 --> 00:37:20,310 What lot? Poker game. Dylan's in there. 585 00:37:31,910 --> 00:37:34,670 Wanker. What? Wait! 586 00:37:38,670 --> 00:37:40,750 Erin! Erin! 587 00:37:40,910 --> 00:37:43,990 Erin, Erin. Wait! Erin, Tyler's fine. 588 00:37:44,150 --> 00:37:47,230 Vinnie's looking after him. He's safe. They're home. 589 00:37:49,990 --> 00:37:51,950 You wanna buy some chloroform? 590 00:37:53,590 --> 00:37:56,430 ? But it's all I've ever known ? 591 00:37:56,590 --> 00:38:01,350 - He's looking after 'em! - ? And when I sleep, I sleep alone ? 592 00:38:04,630 --> 00:38:10,550 ? Alone ? 593 00:38:12,870 --> 00:38:14,830 ? Alone... ? 594 00:38:25,510 --> 00:38:27,430 Good evening? Shit. 595 00:38:29,110 --> 00:38:32,030 You? Terrible. What happened? 596 00:38:36,750 --> 00:38:38,790 Vinnie. Erin. 597 00:38:39,950 --> 00:38:43,230 Thanks for minding him for me. Oh, it's my pleasure. 598 00:38:45,430 --> 00:38:48,150 Can we have a minute? 599 00:38:52,710 --> 00:38:55,310 Listen, it's my fault, you know. I shouldn't have done - 600 00:38:55,470 --> 00:38:58,430 It's not, it's not. It's his, cos he listens to you. 601 00:39:00,510 --> 00:39:02,790 There's three of us in this. 602 00:39:03,910 --> 00:39:05,830 In this relationship. Well, 603 00:39:05,990 --> 00:39:08,070 if there is, I'm the one getting the least sex. 604 00:39:10,870 --> 00:39:12,750 I'm not saying it's you or me, Vin, OK? 605 00:39:13,990 --> 00:39:15,950 I'll never make that threat. 606 00:39:16,110 --> 00:39:18,110 But one day soon, I will leave with Tyler, 607 00:39:18,230 --> 00:39:20,150 and I won't be coming back. 608 00:39:21,230 --> 00:39:23,310 And he needs to decide what life he wants. 609 00:39:32,510 --> 00:39:35,110 I'm glad to see you both awake. 610 00:39:35,270 --> 00:39:37,670 How you feeling? Terrible. Heartbroken. 611 00:39:39,110 --> 00:39:42,190 Nigel. Never mind bloody Nigel. 612 00:39:42,390 --> 00:39:45,590 Honest to God, he's a bird and he's free now, so just be happy for him. 613 00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:48,270 Fucking chloroform! It's his stupid fault! 614 00:39:48,430 --> 00:39:50,870 If he'd let me do the horse, this wouldn't have happened. 615 00:39:51,030 --> 00:39:53,390 Yeah, it's my fault. When are they gonna let you out? 616 00:39:53,550 --> 00:39:56,310 A few days. Apparently, it takes a while to leave the system, 617 00:39:56,470 --> 00:39:59,870 but you know what they say about convalescence. Fresh air. 618 00:40:00,030 --> 00:40:02,750 Get up. No, get off! I'm sick! No! 619 00:40:02,870 --> 00:40:05,070 No, don't touch me, I'm sick! 620 00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:20,910 ? Big tings running through my mind ? 621 00:40:21,070 --> 00:40:23,350 ? I think know about them all the time ? 622 00:40:23,510 --> 00:40:25,950 ? I'm gonna do my ting the way I wanna do it ? 623 00:40:26,070 --> 00:40:28,110 ? And everything will be all right ? 624 00:40:28,230 --> 00:40:30,990 ? Big tings burning up my soul ? 625 00:40:31,110 --> 00:40:33,510 ? I think I'm about to lose control ? 626 00:40:33,670 --> 00:40:36,150 ? Do I tell myself that I can get through it? ? 627 00:40:36,270 --> 00:40:37,910 ? Maybe I'll never know ? 628 00:40:38,710 --> 00:40:40,830 ? Big tings all in my brain ? 629 00:40:40,950 --> 00:40:44,750 ? Big tings got me again, whoa-oa-oa ? 630 00:40:45,670 --> 00:40:47,950 ? Whoa-oa-oa-oa ? 631 00:40:48,830 --> 00:40:51,150 ? Big tings gonna have their way ? 632 00:40:51,270 --> 00:40:53,710 ? I think about them every day... ? 633 00:40:58,710 --> 00:41:02,430 Your pony's a cunt. YOUR pony's a cunt. 634 00:41:03,510 --> 00:41:05,230 ? Whoa-oa-oa-oa ? 635 00:41:05,350 --> 00:41:07,910 ? Whoa-oa-oa-oa! ? 636 00:41:08,630 --> 00:41:10,590 Good lad. 637 00:41:14,910 --> 00:41:17,190 Go on, Jim. Vincent O'Neill? 638 00:41:21,230 --> 00:41:25,990 Who's asking? Terence McCann. Wants to discuss small horses. 639 00:41:27,550 --> 00:41:30,590 You must have the wrong lad. I don't know what you're talking about. 640 00:41:30,750 --> 00:41:34,150 Have it your way. A word to the wise... 641 00:41:34,270 --> 00:41:36,030 He's not a man to make an enemy of. 642 00:41:40,510 --> 00:41:44,950 'Sometimes it's only later when you look back, you realise when the turning point came. 643 00:41:46,030 --> 00:41:48,190 The moment in your life when everything changed. 644 00:41:49,310 --> 00:41:52,550 For me, for us. Christ, for all of us. 645 00:41:53,870 --> 00:41:56,310 It was stealing a blonde Shetland pony 646 00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:58,350 from a xenophobic father.' 647 00:42:07,630 --> 00:42:09,270 One minute you can be there, 648 00:42:09,430 --> 00:42:12,030 It's Big Sandy. What about her? ..next minute, you're gone. 649 00:42:12,190 --> 00:42:14,190 How am I gonna lift her? I'm on my own today! 650 00:42:14,350 --> 00:42:16,510 Get the fat fuck moved! ..her funeral. On it. 651 00:42:16,670 --> 00:42:18,910 I don't want her beaten up. Just a straight message. 652 00:42:19,590 --> 00:42:22,510 In the future you'll roll up a couple of fat ones and... 653 00:42:22,670 --> 00:42:24,550 Where are they? I don't know. Ow! 654 00:42:26,510 --> 00:42:31,150 What the fuck are you doing down here? There's been a t-t-tiny hiccup.