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Make sure the negotiator
pushes for maternity leave.

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That's important... and holiday pay.

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Here, to remind you.

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It's all in the union proposal,

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so I don't think I'll need a reminder.

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Huh, cinnamon.

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I'm intrigued by the non-peppermints.

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Where is Sandra?

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Are you sure she's really coming?

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Maybe you should just leave without her.

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They said bring two store reps.

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Plus, she yelled "dibs"
so loud at that meeting.

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Oh, Jonah, little negotiating tip...

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walk away so they know re serious.

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When I bought my Corolla,

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I hid in the bathroom for hours.

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I will keep that in my back pocket.

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- You're so nervous right now.
- Yeah. No, I know.

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I just don't want them to screw us

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and leave us with no contract.

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Hey, you didn't even think that they

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would sit down with us, but they did,

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so obviously they're scared.

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Relax. I honestly think this
is all gonna work out.

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God, you really do, don't you?

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So annoying.

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Look, I really wish that you
could be there with us,

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and I promise to text you
updates as soon as I can.

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Yes, please, even if it's
bad news, it's okay.

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And it might be good news,
in which case I'd be shocked,

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but, you know, happy, obviously.

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Sorry I'm late.

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Jerry had never seen me in a blazer,

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so the morning got a little busy.

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Cool.

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Synced and corrected by hawken45
for www.addic7ed.com

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Some of this stuff seems
too nice to be in clearance,

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like "Ottawa's Tallest Buildings."

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No, this junk needs to go in the trash.

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Nobody's buying it.

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More like no one's selling it.

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Does anyone remember when I worked here?

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Carts overflowed.

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Now I'm stuck watching you guys
blob around all day

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while I waste my talents
in the vision center.

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- Helping people see?
- I know. A dog can do it.

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No one moved product like me
back at Sturgis & Sons.

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I even got a plaque that said,
"Dad's Number One Sales Boy."

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I'm sure you were good,
like, back in the old days,

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but I'm just saying, in modern times,

51
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I was the best salesperson in the store.

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I think I might still have
some moves left in me.

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In fact, on a good blood-sugar day,

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I might even be better than you.

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Okay, Glenn.

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Why don't we pick out items
for each other?

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And if you sell yours first,

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I'll take over your bathroom
trash duty for three months.

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Okay, I'm in.

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You know what? I'm in, too.

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Somebody's been putting

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what may or may not be
dog poop in that trash,

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and I'm gonna let one of you guys

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figure out the mystery.

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What's up with the tree?

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We doing a dystopian
nightmare Christmas this year?

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No, some raccoons just went HAM

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on it in storage.

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Oh, hey, so are Jonah and Sandra there?

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Yep, he's looking
for a parking spot right now.

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Stand by. Stand by.

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Okay, great. He's got one.

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You doing okay with all this?

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Yeah, I'm fine. I'm totally fine. Why?

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I just thought it'd be tough for you.

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I mean, I know you like
being in control,

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and in this case,
someone so close to you

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gets to be there, and it's like,

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"Is he gonna come through?"

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But I'm glad I'm wrong.

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What happened to this tree?

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Oh, seems like some raccoons
definitely had sex in it...

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or with it.

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Georgia, hi.

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Jonah Simms from Store 1217.

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Oh, so good to meet you in person.

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You look just like you sound.

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Yeah, I-I get that a lot
for some reason.

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Um, Georgia is kind of a legend.

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She's won, like,
a dozen union contracts.

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Really, it's amazing work
that you're doing.

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- Thank you.
- Please.

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I talk for a living.
You guys do real work.

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And I plan to get you paid for it.

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Well, it's about time,

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'cause they've pushed
us around for too long.

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They just kept pushing and pushing,

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and they're about to
find out what happens

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when I get to the edge.

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I'm passionate, too.
It just manifests differently.

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- Zap and wear sweater.
- Mm.

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"Microwavable for up to nine
minutes of piping-hot comfort."

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Oh. Easy.
I'll sell the hell out of this.

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Well, Glenn, I have found
your item right here.

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- Oh.
- It's either a pig-shaped shoe

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or a shoe-shaped pig.

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It has a handle but no spout.

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This is a bad thing.

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- No problem.
- Well, Garrett,

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you'll be working with this
Tony Danza popcorn machine.

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Oh, okay, well, at least
mine serves a purpose.

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This pops "Tony Danza brand
popcorn cartridges only."

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Cartridges not included."

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Hey.

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How's Jonah doing out there?
Crushing it?

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God, you ever look at that guy
and get so proud,

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you have to look away?

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Well, all I know so far
is that he's got parking.

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There's probably just
nothing else to report.

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I mean, in which case he could
have said, "Nothing to report,"

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but he didn't, and that's fine.

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Don't worry. If he texts me
first, I'll download you.

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Amy, what's the scoop on the poop?

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- Nothing yet.
- But we'll let you know.

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I will let you know.
He's gonna text me first.

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Cool, we'll just get a text tree going.

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Jonah texts whichever one
of us... gut says me.

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It's not gonna be you.
I've seen his favorites.

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- You're not in there.
- What?

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Nice, Amy.

131
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Guess who's gonna be cleaning
this up all afternoon.

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Come on, buddy.

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I look at these chumps,

134
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I see breakfast, lunch, dinner.

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Is your chair a little bit low?

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Is it? Hang on.

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What are you...

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- I think it's...
- Just make it come back.

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- It won't do it. It's...
- Morning, folks!

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- So then you sit up.
- Sorry I'm late.

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Ah, some, uh... some pretty big numbers

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in this proposal of yours.

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- 100% premium coverage?
- We think that's fair.

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Correct.

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The workers have voted

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to make health care priority one.

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- Right... right, Sandra?
- Yep.

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I mean, I applaud you for trying,

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but we're not paying 100% of premiums.

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Okay, maybe a more
workable number is 70%.

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- Hmm.
- Yeah?

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Uh, all the way down to 70%? Just...

153
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Yeah, I think this one's broken.

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So any word from Jonah?

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Good negoshe, bad negoshe?

156
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Nope, not yet. Still early.

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I'll bet they're blowing it.

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Okay, I'm gonna go check on that.

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Need any help with whatever this is?

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Okay, I know what you're thinking.

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It looks great. It just needs lights.

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Ooh, Amy, how's union stuff going?

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I know what you know, Janet,
which is [bleep] nothing!

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But when there is news, I, uh...
well, I'll tell you first.

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Whoa, you're, like,
rich-lady tense right now.

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I know. I'm just trying not
to worry about it,

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but then people just keep
asking me about it,

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which is making me
worry about it, and...

169
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Actually, I really need to get out.

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Um, how about I go buy
us a Christmas tree?

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Because this isn't one.

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Great. I'll warm up the truck.
Cheyenne, let's go.

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No, you guys don't have to come with me.

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Oh, we absolutely do.

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I mean, I love this girl,

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but she is just the kind of sucker

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to pay through the nose
for a Douglas fir

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and then come back
with an eastern white pine.

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It's true, Amy. You totally would.

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Okay, fine, whatever. Let's just go.

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This tree farm has a huge selection,

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so let's talk game plan.

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We're looking for blue-green color,

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conical shape, short needles.

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Don't be afraid to give it a few kicks.

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That's legally well within your right.

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What about that one?

188
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Oh, yeah. That one's perfect.

189
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What? Wait, no, no.

190
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Guys, we can't just... That's a tree!

191
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Like, a tree tree!

192
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And if you have any problems,

193
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my man Tony's email
is right here on the box.

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Check it out.

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- Well...
- Sorry to intrude.

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But you have the exact same
physique as my friend Chris.

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- Would you mind trying this on?
- Sure.

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- No problem.
- Thank you.

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I don't remember you ever talking

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about a friend named Chris.

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Oh, he just moved here.
He's an archaeologist.

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Hmm, no.

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Thank you, but this
is all wrong for Chris.

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It makes you look so muscular... oh.

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And he's trying to get less
attention from women...

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and occasionally men?

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Muscular? Really?

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Yeah, you know, and if you
want to keep that body tight,

209
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nothing's better than
a healthy snack like popcorn.

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I think he knows what
he's doing with his body.

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I mean, have you seen the sweater?

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It's... why are you taking that off?

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Yeah, thanks.
I'm... I'm just browsing today.

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- Oh, come on.
- But...

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No, you have to buy one of these!

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Yeah, browsing's for cowards, dude!

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Our customers prefer
when cashiers stand.

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At least give them anti-fatigue mats.

219
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Or do your customers also

220
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prefer cashiers with tendinitis?

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Okay, uh, we can allow for mats

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if the employees supply their own.

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We'll consider that. Thank you.

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Uh, I'm sorry.

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To be clear, you want the workers

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to buy safety equipment for your stores?

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What are we gonna throw
in next... carts, shelving?

228
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You know, maybe... maybe
we could pay your salaries.

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How much do you make?
Maybe I could go get my checkbook.

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You know, I saw some bagels out there.

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- Let's take a five?
- Yeah.

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We cannot just chop down a tree.

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We're not the paper towel guy.

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Come on, Amy, it's Christmas.

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Plus, this will be the first legal thing

236
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I've ever done in the woods.

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No, guys. What if one of us gets hurt?

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I have enough to worry about today.

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- Dina.
- Cheyenne, give her the axe.

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Now, just as an experiment,

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take one whack, all right?

242
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You don't have to go full fell.

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If you don't like it, tree farm it is.

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00:09:02,752 --> 00:09:05,969
Fine. One swing for Dina.

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00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:08,914
And you're not gonna want
to hit it straight on, okay?

246
00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:11,115
Angle it down like you're
dealing cards to a baby.

247
00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:16,020
Ooh.

248
00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:20,120
I mean, I guess I see the appeal.

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- Eat my axe!
- Gross, Amy.

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"Axe," Cheyenne. "Axe."

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Oh, that's a weird thing to say.

252
00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:29,600
Who wants to eat an axe?

253
00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:30,868
Timber!

254
00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:32,170
No, you don't say that until...

255
00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:33,243
Timber!

256
00:09:33,289 --> 00:09:34,839
No, no, you wait and
say it when it falls.

257
00:09:34,841 --> 00:09:36,374
Timber!

258
00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:37,675
Paul Bunyan can suck it.

259
00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:41,779
Oh, um, Amy, I'm so sorry,

260
00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:44,148
but could you just step
back, like, a teensy bit?

261
00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:48,219
Oh, she's crowning!

262
00:09:53,184 --> 00:09:54,475
Finish her, Sosa.

263
00:09:58,779 --> 00:10:00,355
Let's do this!

264
00:10:02,316 --> 00:10:05,484
Timber!

265
00:10:07,521 --> 00:10:09,187
- We did it!
- Chopped, fool!

266
00:10:09,322 --> 00:10:11,056
- We chopped you, tree!
- Yeah, fool!

267
00:10:11,815 --> 00:10:15,375
Okay, so, um, to get it inside...

268
00:10:15,729 --> 00:10:18,386
- Yeah, it's a solid question.
- I have no idea.

269
00:10:18,387 --> 00:10:20,092
Excuse me, ma'am.

270
00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:22,234
Are you looking for a fancy way

271
00:10:22,235 --> 00:10:24,307
to display your pig-based sauces?

272
00:10:24,578 --> 00:10:26,266
Well, no look no further.

273
00:10:27,173 --> 00:10:28,304
Nope, you hate it.

274
00:10:28,305 --> 00:10:30,554
Okay, I can see that.
Sorry to waste your time.

275
00:10:30,555 --> 00:10:32,532
Hey, don't apologize. I get it.

276
00:10:32,533 --> 00:10:34,857
- I work in sales myself.
- No kidding.

277
00:10:34,858 --> 00:10:37,040
Well, beachfront timeshares
in Fort Lauderdale

278
00:10:37,041 --> 00:10:39,055
pretty much sell themselves, you know?

279
00:10:39,056 --> 00:10:42,139
Hot tub, wraparound
balcony, great views.

280
00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:44,146
It's the perfect vacation getaway.

281
00:10:44,147 --> 00:10:45,604
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

282
00:10:46,645 --> 00:10:48,265
It must be pretty pricey, though.

283
00:10:48,266 --> 00:10:50,533
You would think,
but it actually turns out to be

284
00:10:50,534 --> 00:10:51,902
much cheaper than a hotel.

285
00:10:51,903 --> 00:10:53,037
- No.
- Mm-hmm.

286
00:10:53,116 --> 00:10:55,680
Okay, I-I don't want to put you out,

287
00:10:55,681 --> 00:10:58,022
but if I gave you my email,

288
00:10:58,023 --> 00:11:00,734
is there any way that
I could get more information?

289
00:11:01,507 --> 00:11:04,548
We've come too far to give up
this much, this soon.

290
00:11:04,549 --> 00:11:07,135
You want to go in there and
demand everything... I get it.

291
00:11:07,136 --> 00:11:09,063
I've done it, and I've lost.

292
00:11:09,458 --> 00:11:10,875
Now, we all want to win in there, right?

293
00:11:10,876 --> 00:11:13,153
- Yes, of course.
- Then I suggest we... Ah.

294
00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,160
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, no, are you okay?

295
00:11:15,161 --> 00:11:16,720
I'm good. I'm good.

296
00:11:17,191 --> 00:11:19,124
Here.

297
00:11:19,126 --> 00:11:20,971
- Oh. Oh.
- That's, um... ooh.

298
00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:22,325
A lot of blood, though.
That's-that is...

299
00:11:22,326 --> 00:11:24,058
No, I'll be... I'm...
I'm... I'll be fine.

300
00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:25,586
Are... are you sure?

301
00:11:26,533 --> 00:11:28,055
Okay, no.

302
00:11:28,056 --> 00:11:29,793
This is an emergency-room situation.

303
00:11:29,887 --> 00:11:30,887
Yeah.

304
00:11:30,888 --> 00:11:34,565
I chopped a tree!
Now I'm driving a forklift!

305
00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:37,090
Now, you're all clear on this end.

306
00:11:37,091 --> 00:11:39,035
Okay, yeah, you're looking
good on the trunk side.

307
00:11:39,036 --> 00:11:40,114
Oh, crap!

308
00:11:40,115 --> 00:11:41,168
That might be Jonah.

309
00:11:41,169 --> 00:11:42,532
Hold on, give me a second.

310
00:11:43,219 --> 00:11:44,543
Yes. Yes, it's him.

311
00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:47,371
"Georgia had bagel accident"?

312
00:11:47,372 --> 00:11:48,528
What the hell does that mean?

313
00:11:48,529 --> 00:11:50,014
Ah, he probably used voice-to-text.

314
00:11:50,015 --> 00:11:53,186
I bet he meant, "George
had a baked quail egg salad."

315
00:11:53,187 --> 00:11:54,937
Oh, this George sounds like
a bit of an oddball.

316
00:11:54,938 --> 00:11:57,166
You know what? I'm just...
I'm gonna call him real quick.

317
00:11:59,610 --> 00:12:00,676
- Hey.
- Hi.

318
00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:02,696
You answered. How are
things going over there?

319
00:12:02,697 --> 00:12:03,959
Well, uh, Georgia

320
00:12:03,961 --> 00:12:04,999
cut herself.

321
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,164
She's out of commission
for the rest of the day,

322
00:12:07,165 --> 00:12:09,618
and Corporate won't set
another meeting until March.

323
00:12:09,619 --> 00:12:10,853
No! No, no, no!

324
00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,621
Get back in there.
What are you talking about?

325
00:12:12,622 --> 00:12:14,523
We can't negotiate without Georgia.

326
00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:16,358
Yes, you can!
I mean, I don't know.

327
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,794
Maybe this is just
the adrenaline talking...

328
00:12:17,795 --> 00:12:19,030
I chopped down a tree, by the way.

329
00:12:19,031 --> 00:12:20,930
- What? Why?
- Because I wanted to.

330
00:12:20,932 --> 00:12:22,999
Well, I didn't want to at first,
but then Dina made me want to,

331
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,321
and then Cheyenne gave me an axe and...

332
00:12:24,322 --> 00:12:26,159
Okay, I'll want to know more about that.

333
00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:27,155
Look, Jonah,

334
00:12:27,156 --> 00:12:28,337
you know what we want.

335
00:12:28,339 --> 00:12:29,471
Just see what you can get.

336
00:12:29,473 --> 00:12:32,029
It... it'll be better than them
pushing this till March,

337
00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:33,285
and then they're gonna make it July,

338
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:34,826
- and then it's gonna be October.
- Yeah, yeah.

339
00:12:34,827 --> 00:12:36,144
No, you're right. You're right.

340
00:12:36,145 --> 00:12:37,457
- We can do this.
- Yes!

341
00:12:37,458 --> 00:12:38,462
Yes, you can!

342
00:12:38,463 --> 00:12:39,862
You are smart! You got this!

343
00:12:39,863 --> 00:12:41,660
I love you. Thank you. Got to go, bye.

344
00:12:43,134 --> 00:12:44,903
Oh, Amy! The tree!

345
00:12:45,738 --> 00:12:47,672
Oh!

346
00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,066
And if you follow the news,

347
00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:52,772
you know that microwavable sweaters

348
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,829
are the leading cause of nipple cancer.

349
00:12:55,115 --> 00:12:56,910
It's true. It's a fact.
Really? It's just-

350
00:12:59,533 --> 00:13:03,512
Huh.

351
00:13:09,271 --> 00:13:10,499
So sorry, sir.

352
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,182
There's a Target five minutes away.

353
00:13:12,183 --> 00:13:13,486
Honestly, it's nicer.

354
00:13:13,719 --> 00:13:16,009
All right, well, um,
we have a power outage.

355
00:13:16,011 --> 00:13:17,552
Lack of electricity.

356
00:13:17,553 --> 00:13:19,199
Technically, it's still in here

357
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,254
in the walls,

358
00:13:20,255 --> 00:13:22,518
but we can't get it out via the wires.

359
00:13:23,085 --> 00:13:26,198
Right, so, evidentially, a tree fell

360
00:13:26,199 --> 00:13:29,089
and hit a transformer box, weirdly.

361
00:13:29,091 --> 00:13:31,792
That is literally all we know.

362
00:13:31,794 --> 00:13:33,293
What if Corporate did this

363
00:13:33,295 --> 00:13:35,462
to intimidate us in negotiations?

364
00:13:35,464 --> 00:13:39,800
Yeah, they're saying
we're powerless as a union.

365
00:13:39,802 --> 00:13:43,644
Or they're saying we have
no heat as a union.

366
00:13:45,107 --> 00:13:46,812
Never mind. Sayid's was better.

367
00:13:46,813 --> 00:13:49,215
Jonah probably said
something to upset them.

368
00:13:49,216 --> 00:13:51,338
I don't know why you let him
tag along with Sandra.

369
00:13:51,339 --> 00:13:53,665
What? No. Jonah didn't say anything.

370
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,461
He's... he's doing fine.
I just spoke to him.

371
00:13:55,462 --> 00:13:57,384
- What?
- What did they say?

372
00:13:57,385 --> 00:13:58,785
It's going great.

373
00:13:58,787 --> 00:14:01,288
Yes, the union negotiator had
to step out for the afternoon,

374
00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:03,156
but Jonah and Sandra
have got it covered.

375
00:14:03,158 --> 00:14:05,743
So it's just the two of them...

376
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:09,392
in there by themselves with no grown-up.

377
00:14:09,999 --> 00:14:12,038
A 75-cent wage increase?

378
00:14:12,039 --> 00:14:14,998
- We're asking for $3.
- You're floor workers.

379
00:14:14,999 --> 00:14:17,004
It's not your fault that you
don't get the ins and outs

380
00:14:17,006 --> 00:14:18,005
of the budget.

381
00:14:18,007 --> 00:14:21,565
We may be floor workers,
but we're not morons.

382
00:14:21,751 --> 00:14:24,511
I-I actually went to business school.

383
00:14:24,513 --> 00:14:26,485
And I'm engaged to be married.

384
00:14:28,550 --> 00:14:29,685
Exciting.

385
00:14:30,019 --> 00:14:32,819
Look, if your negotiator were here,

386
00:14:32,820 --> 00:14:34,921
she'd tell you that this
is the best deal

387
00:14:34,949 --> 00:14:36,523
- you're gonna get.
- You're right, she's not.

388
00:14:36,525 --> 00:14:38,392
But that doesn't mean that
you get to just sprinkle

389
00:14:38,394 --> 00:14:40,560
a few crumbs and expect a thank-you.

390
00:14:40,562 --> 00:14:43,148
We're... we're not here
for the crumbs, you know?

391
00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:46,033
W-w-we're here for the whole,
you know, cookie.

392
00:14:46,035 --> 00:14:48,101
The... or the... the pie.

393
00:14:48,103 --> 00:14:50,037
The whole baked good.

394
00:14:50,039 --> 00:14:51,277
Okay, just relax.

395
00:14:51,278 --> 00:14:52,543
We don't get to relax!

396
00:14:53,008 --> 00:14:54,908
That's kind of the point.

397
00:14:54,910 --> 00:14:58,945
No, we go to work mopping
up scum in your stores

398
00:14:58,947 --> 00:15:02,003
and... and ruining our
knees lifting boxes,

399
00:15:02,004 --> 00:15:06,386
and after all of that,
we still can't afford rent

400
00:15:06,388 --> 00:15:09,311
or... or to go to a
doctor when we're sick

401
00:15:09,312 --> 00:15:11,226
or to... to buy a car

402
00:15:11,227 --> 00:15:13,293
instead of taking
five different buses to work.

403
00:15:13,295 --> 00:15:15,370
Five buses? Really?

404
00:15:15,371 --> 00:15:17,964
The 34 to the 66

405
00:15:17,966 --> 00:15:20,872
to the 94 to the 70 to the 58X.

406
00:15:23,405 --> 00:15:25,779
Look, guys, we want to work with you.

407
00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:28,824
It's just that this stuff
is kind of complicated.

408
00:15:28,825 --> 00:15:30,223
We'll make it simple for you.

409
00:15:30,913 --> 00:15:33,473
Do better, or we go on strike.

410
00:15:41,457 --> 00:15:43,001
We're gonna take a sidebar.

411
00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:48,295
Oh, you're... you're all gonna go.

412
00:15:48,297 --> 00:15:50,213
Huh. Okay.

413
00:15:53,235 --> 00:15:54,643
Are you shopping?

414
00:15:55,104 --> 00:15:57,333
I thought all the customers had left.

415
00:15:57,334 --> 00:15:59,072
Well, I really need ice cream cones.

416
00:15:59,074 --> 00:16:00,740
You stay right here.

417
00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:03,510
You're not getting out of this
store without a pig shoe.

418
00:16:05,167 --> 00:16:06,466
Hey, someone's still here.

419
00:16:06,534 --> 00:16:07,547
Do you like popcorn

420
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:08,991
but wish the process
was more complicated?

421
00:16:08,992 --> 00:16:10,183
There he is!

422
00:16:10,185 --> 00:16:11,938
The man born to wear this sweater.

423
00:16:11,939 --> 00:16:13,439
I really just need ice cream cones.

424
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,288
- Hello, again.
- Leave me alone!

425
00:16:15,290 --> 00:16:17,023
Get away from me! Get away from me!

426
00:16:19,126 --> 00:16:21,497
I hope Jonah knows not
to take the first offer,

427
00:16:21,498 --> 00:16:24,598
because a lot of the time,
that's actually the worst one.

428
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:27,467
If I were Corporate,
I'd just say no to everything.

429
00:16:27,469 --> 00:16:30,165
Who are you, a couple of chumps
from the town dump?

430
00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:32,472
Okay, guys, we need to stop
talking about this

431
00:16:32,474 --> 00:16:34,307
- and get back to work.
- Oh, I know!

432
00:16:34,309 --> 00:16:36,676
We could all help bring in
the Christmas tree.

433
00:16:36,678 --> 00:16:38,234
What Christmas tree?

434
00:16:38,647 --> 00:16:41,681
Do you mean the tree
that fell on the transformer?

435
00:16:41,683 --> 00:16:42,725
Is it a Christmas tree?

436
00:16:42,726 --> 00:16:44,238
That's such a fun guess, Cheyenne.

437
00:16:44,239 --> 00:16:46,753
I would've guessed maple,
but that's just me.

438
00:16:46,754 --> 00:16:48,368
Someone should be writing these down

439
00:16:48,369 --> 00:16:50,087
just to see who gets closest.

440
00:16:51,026 --> 00:16:52,788
No one left to sell to.

441
00:16:53,015 --> 00:16:55,472
Yeah, I guess we should call it a draw.

442
00:16:55,704 --> 00:16:58,405
Yeah, it's too bad.

443
00:16:58,567 --> 00:17:00,734
I bet someone
would've really loved this.

444
00:17:00,736 --> 00:17:03,370
I mean, it's so warm and soft.

445
00:17:04,239 --> 00:17:06,182
Ooh, like a bird belly.

446
00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:08,675
Also, is it getting chilly in here?

447
00:17:08,677 --> 00:17:10,577
Glenn, you know what he's doing, right?

448
00:17:10,579 --> 00:17:12,243
Yeah, I know. We're just talking.

449
00:17:12,244 --> 00:17:14,848
It might be nice
to warm it up like cocoa

450
00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:17,017
and just snuggle in.

451
00:17:17,019 --> 00:17:18,417
Oh, that does sound nice.

452
00:17:18,418 --> 00:17:19,811
Glenn, look at me.

453
00:17:19,812 --> 00:17:22,329
You gave Mateo that sweater
because it's terrible.

454
00:17:22,335 --> 00:17:23,356
Yeah.

455
00:17:23,358 --> 00:17:24,792
Besides, the microwave doesn't even work

456
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:26,259
during a blackout.

457
00:17:26,261 --> 00:17:27,624
- Yeah.
- It's a great color.

458
00:17:29,164 --> 00:17:31,198
- It's medium.
- Medium?

459
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,513
That used to be my size.

460
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,388
I blew it, didn't I?

461
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,181
I did. I did. I blew it.

462
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,759
No! You, um...

463
00:17:41,543 --> 00:17:43,815
Hey, you think they shellac
this table in house?

464
00:17:43,816 --> 00:17:45,270
The team talked things over.

465
00:17:45,271 --> 00:17:46,913
- If I could just say...
- No need.

466
00:17:46,914 --> 00:17:49,549
We've decided to accept
your proposals in full.

467
00:17:49,551 --> 00:17:52,285
Expect a memo of understanding
from Legal soon.

468
00:17:56,391 --> 00:17:58,386
- Does that mean...
- I, uh...

469
00:17:59,094 --> 00:18:00,847
I think so.

470
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,909
Are these axe marks?

471
00:18:03,298 --> 00:18:05,037
Someone definitely cut this thing down.

472
00:18:05,038 --> 00:18:07,267
You know, actually I heard
that teens are going around

473
00:18:07,269 --> 00:18:08,702
chopping down trees these days.

474
00:18:08,703 --> 00:18:10,270
It's called lumberjacking.

475
00:18:10,272 --> 00:18:11,706
I saw it on "20/20."

476
00:18:11,707 --> 00:18:13,306
It's weird, but it's true.

477
00:18:15,577 --> 00:18:16,682
Oh, my God.

478
00:18:17,546 --> 00:18:19,666
They did it. They made a deal.

479
00:18:20,001 --> 00:18:21,801
- They did it?
- Dang!

480
00:18:21,950 --> 00:18:24,317
Yep, he text me, too.
Got it a couple of minutes ago.

481
00:18:24,319 --> 00:18:26,006
Didn't want to make you feel bad.

482
00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:37,733
Ice cream cocktail?

483
00:18:37,734 --> 00:18:39,739
Everything frozen in Grocery is melting.

484
00:18:40,041 --> 00:18:41,428
Sure, thanks.

485
00:18:42,209 --> 00:18:43,776
Aren't you lactose intolerant?

486
00:18:43,778 --> 00:18:45,377
Yeah, it's gonna be bad.

487
00:18:45,379 --> 00:18:47,478
I told Bo to sleep at
his mom's house tonight.

488
00:18:48,178 --> 00:18:51,116
I didn't know that
eight people could sidebar,

489
00:18:51,118 --> 00:18:52,384
but they all went.

490
00:18:52,386 --> 00:18:56,021
I mean, at some point, Sandra
and I are the sidebar, right?

491
00:18:56,023 --> 00:18:58,691
Yeah, I mean, sidebar is two,
three people max...

492
00:18:58,693 --> 00:19:00,038
at least on "The Good Wife."

493
00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:02,861
Wait, are we having one right now?

494
00:19:02,863 --> 00:19:04,463
Is this my first sidebar?

495
00:19:04,465 --> 00:19:05,998
- We're having one.
- Oh, my God.

496
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,199
It's so exciting.

497
00:19:07,201 --> 00:19:09,902
Honestly, I am still a little in shock.

498
00:19:09,904 --> 00:19:11,266
You must be, too.

499
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,205
You were convinced I was gonna
blow it this morning.

500
00:19:13,206 --> 00:19:14,346
- No, I wasn't!
- Yeah.

501
00:19:14,347 --> 00:19:15,730
"Call me when you lose. Okay, bye!"

502
00:19:15,731 --> 00:19:17,510
Okay, that is not what I said!

503
00:19:17,511 --> 00:19:20,079
I maybe thought it just a little bit

504
00:19:20,081 --> 00:19:21,547
because we always lose,

505
00:19:21,549 --> 00:19:24,637
because Corporate sucks
and everybody always sucks.

506
00:19:25,252 --> 00:19:27,886
Well, almost everybody... not you.

507
00:19:28,298 --> 00:19:29,321
You did it.

508
00:19:29,323 --> 00:19:31,023
Come on. We did it.

509
00:19:31,025 --> 00:19:32,917
- Oh.
- Sandra and me.

510
00:19:40,368 --> 00:19:42,518
Ooh, it's Maya.

511
00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:44,253
- Uh-oh.
- I should call her back.

512
00:19:44,254 --> 00:19:45,425
How does this sound?

513
00:19:45,426 --> 00:19:48,269
Ugh, what a bummer about the union.

514
00:19:48,296 --> 00:19:49,528
I don't know.

515
00:19:49,530 --> 00:19:51,717
It still kind of sounds like
you're a little happy about it.

516
00:19:51,718 --> 00:19:52,871
I'll work on it.

517
00:19:54,357 --> 00:19:55,713
I'm assuming you heard.

518
00:19:55,714 --> 00:19:58,385
Yeah, I did, unfortunately.

519
00:19:58,386 --> 00:20:01,290
I mean, I guess the union was
a lot stronger than we thought.

520
00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:03,519
Well, actually,
that's why I was calling.

521
00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:06,293
- Cloud 9 just got bought out.
- What?

522
00:20:06,294 --> 00:20:09,053
Yeah, we were acquired by
this big tech company... Zephra.

523
00:20:09,054 --> 00:20:10,320
I guess it's been in the works,

524
00:20:10,321 --> 00:20:12,045
and they finalized it this afternoon.

525
00:20:12,387 --> 00:20:13,820
This... this afternoon?

526
00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:15,771
During the negotiations, yeah.

527
00:20:15,772 --> 00:20:16,796
Crazy.

528
00:20:16,797 --> 00:20:18,446
And the good news is the new company

529
00:20:18,447 --> 00:20:20,549
doesn't have to recognize
the union contracts,

530
00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:23,501
so our people were just like,
"Go ahead, agree to whatever,"

531
00:20:23,747 --> 00:20:25,288
just to end the meeting.

532
00:20:25,289 --> 00:20:29,550
So everything our employees
thought they won...

533
00:20:29,551 --> 00:20:30,656
Gone.

534
00:20:33,007 --> 00:20:34,061
Right.

535
00:20:34,474 --> 00:20:37,244
So, uh, what does this
mean for the company?

536
00:20:37,245 --> 00:20:38,842
Big picture? Who knows?

537
00:20:39,123 --> 00:20:40,143
They tell me nothing,

538
00:20:40,145 --> 00:20:43,095
but for now, I just wanted to
let you know, no more union..

539
00:20:43,668 --> 00:20:45,456
Hey I've gotta go make a
bunch of phone calls, okay?

540
00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:47,806
I'm sorry. Bye-bye.

541
00:20:50,298 --> 00:20:51,853
Oh, oh, there you are.

542
00:20:51,906 --> 00:20:53,660
Dina busted out the cart-jousting stuff.

543
00:20:53,727 --> 00:20:55,158
Come watch. I made the finales.

544
00:20:55,159 --> 00:20:57,042
- Yeah, actually, I...
- Hold on, hold on!

545
00:20:57,043 --> 00:20:58,566
Here, I don't want to break it.

546
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:01,237
I-I want to keep it as a memento.

547
00:21:01,239 --> 00:21:02,613
I know it's dumb, but...

548
00:21:04,079 --> 00:21:06,079
I don't know. Today was a good day.

549
00:21:07,305 --> 00:21:08,796
It was. I was a great day.

550
00:21:08,798 --> 00:21:10,798
- Let's go! Pick your carts
- No, no no no n! I got first.

551
00:21:10,799 --> 00:21:13,126
Now, I want a clean fight.
No head, neck, or groin.

552
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:20,814
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