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This is Roscoe.
The guy I was telling you about.

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So you're a private detective?

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That sweet, innocent little girl
you got up there,

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she stole the identity of a dead kid.

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How is that possible?

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I can show what she's doing
if you want to see it.

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She eats canned soup, she prays,
she goes to sleep.

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- Then it gets a little weird.
- What do you mean "weird"?

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It's okay now.

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- Why us?
- I knew I'd be happy here.

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Was that your first time
being on television too, Leanne?

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Yes, Dorothy.

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- What's your name?
- Leanne.

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CREDITS

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Dorothy!

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- Good morning, Mr. Turner.
- Kick her in the ass for me, would ya?

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Dorothy?

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Dorothy.

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Hi.

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Leanne.

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Mr. Turner's waiting for you.

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Yes, he needs the car.

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So, he's driving me all week.

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He's been acting so strange lately.

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Have you noticed anything?

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Strange. How?

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I don't know.

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Nice.

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Sean's not nice to anyone.

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It's not in him.

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Unless he wants something...

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or if he's done something
he shouldn't have.

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I bet that's it.

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You're with him all week.

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If you knew something,
you'd let me know, right?

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I really don't think that Mr. Turner's
having an affair, Dorothy.

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"An affair"?

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Who said anything about an affair?

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It was the furthest thing from my mind
until you put it there.

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Ready when you are.

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Two shakes of a lamb's tail.

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Well...
Sean's pitching restaurants this week.

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Hence the jacket
he thinks makes him look 25.

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Still oiling yourself into that skirt,
I see.

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There's the Sean we all know and love.

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I'm not gonna be around much this week,
but you'll be all right on your own?

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I won't be by myself.
I'll have Jericho for company.

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Are you warm? You're warm.

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Okay, let's go.

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Okay, ready?

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So much fun, right?

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I won.

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That's how it done, son.

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Hi, sweetie.

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Hi. There you go.

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There you go.

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Hey.

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You left the front door open.

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I came in through the side entrance.
Sean gave me the access code.

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There's a key under the grill
if you ever get locked out.

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Did I scare you?

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No.

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Bet I know something that will.

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What is it?

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Open it and see.

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Crickets.

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Sean asked me to drop them off
and do a few hours of prep work.

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You must get a lot of them back home.

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I used to hear them at night.

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Now I only hear cars.

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What do they taste like?

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Chicken.

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Are you serious?

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You can't leave this on the sidewalk.

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Not around here.

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Some of them won't even check
if it's empty.

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Thank you.

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I was distracted.

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You're with the Turners? Sean and Dorothy?

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I'm the nanny, Leanne.

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I'm Wanda. This is Olivia. Say hi.

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I've seen you both in the neighborhood.

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Yeah, we've been locked out all morning.

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I'm always forgetting my keys.

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Nice place.

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They keep it warm too.

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Would you like to stay for a drink?

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Where you from, Leanne?

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Wisconsin.

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Big family?

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Just me.

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How much did they pay for this house?

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I don't know.

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We can look it up.

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Move over.

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You were telling me about home. Wyoming?

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Wisconsin.

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But I always wanted to travel more.

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Somewhere like Asia, maybe?

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My aunt, she had this book on Japan.

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Did you know that a whole city
was wiped out by a bomb?

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Yeah, no shit.

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Hey, I gotta run.

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Hi.

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Is everything okay here?

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Everything's fine. You can go.

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Okay then.

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See? They doubled their fucking money.

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Fuck!

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I have to take this.

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So, how old are you, Olivia?

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Six.

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How old do you think I am?

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Thirty?

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Man, fuck that guy.

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Is everything okay?

117
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I have to go into town, pay a fine

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or your fucking country
is gonna deport my boyfriend.

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Can you do me a favor?

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Yeah, of course.

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Watch her for an hour?
She's scared of the subways.

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She can stay here.

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Okay. Change of clothes, favorite toy,
everything she cries for is in there.

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And don't feed her.
She's fucking allergic to everything.

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I'll just be one hour, no more.

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If we don't wake Jericho,
we can play a game.

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Okay.

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Ninety-seven, 98, 99, 100.

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Ready or not, here I come.

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Olivia? What happened?
Did you see somebody?

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A man. He ran outside.

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I'm sorry.
My boyfriend and I got in a fight.

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It's okay.

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We had fun, didn't we?

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- I can take her home now.
- Okay.

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I owe you one.

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You can come back anytime. Both of you.

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What do we say to our new friend?

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Thank you, Leanne.

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Bye.

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Okay.

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We all love a free touch-up at the mall,
but if hygiene fanatics get their way,

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what you're seeing now
may soon be considered a criminal act.

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I spoke with some shoppers this morning

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and asked them how they felt
about the proposed ban.

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It doesn't really affect me
as I'm allergic to most...

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- Do you like cake?
- Cake?

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Carlo's on Fisher and Third,

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they do the most incredible coffee sponge.

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Would you like a slice?

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Yes, please.

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Well, so, it's about 40 minutes there
and back if you get the 15.

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But it's so worth it.

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And you keep the change for yourself.

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Hello?

156
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Look at this thing.

157
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I've got Moon base Alpha
planted on my face.

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I don't get cold sores.
I thought I was one of the immune people.

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I'm gonna be trending by tonight,
just you wait and see.

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Hashtag Dorothy Turner has herpes.

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You didn't eat your cake.

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My what?

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Sean and I had an early night.

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That was so sweet of you
to go all that way to get it, though.

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Anytime, Dorothy.

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- Yes.
- Hi, I'm Leanne from down the street.

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Is Wanda home?

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Wanda?

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Yeah, I met her and Olivia yesterday.
Your daughter is very sweet.

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I think you've made a mistake.
We don't have children.

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Where did you say you were from?

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I'm sorry, I...

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_

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Take it from a woman who's tried
every diet from Atkins to Zone,

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nothing burns those inches off
like trampolining.

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With heart disease amongst young adults
on a steep increase,

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residents of Philadelphia are being
encouraged to get up, get active...

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_

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Yes, yes.

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- Where did you get this?
- The cellar.

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- What were you doing down there?
- I didn't touch any of the wine.

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00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,368
What?

183
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:03,495
So, Greek or Indian?

184
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:07,249
How's our boy today? Hi.

185
00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:08,917
He's good.

186
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:12,296
I can't taste either of it, so...

187
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Leanne. Will you eat with us?

188
00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:16,717
I was just going to have soup.

189
00:20:17,968 --> 00:20:20,262
You do love that soup, don't you?

190
00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:24,016
Well, I'm ordering, so let me know
if you change your mind.

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Okay.

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00:20:26,189 --> 00:20:27,018
Hi.

193
00:20:28,330 --> 00:20:29,354
It's okay.

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00:20:30,122 --> 00:20:31,330
It's okay.

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- Look, I know.
- She's never gonna know.

196
00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:01,929
I ain't doing it.

197
00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:04,097
Is it completely necessary?

198
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:07,142
You need to stop making everything
so comfortable for this freak.

199
00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:09,019
Let her know she's not welcome.

200
00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:11,897
That's your answer? Practical jokes?

201
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,691
If it was left to me,
I'd shut the heating off in her room.

202
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,194
Drive her out of the fucking house.

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00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:18,278
Sean?

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00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:20,822
Sean?

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00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:25,702
Dorothy's calling for you, Mr. Turner.

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00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:28,080
Sean.

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00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:30,541
Run to her, bitch.

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00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:34,920
- I can't wait till you get married.
- Yeah, you're really selling it.

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00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:36,088
See yourself out.

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00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:37,548
- Call me tomorrow.
- Yeah.

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00:23:01,173 --> 00:23:03,717
Leanne. Can you help me, please?

212
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,889
Here. Can you just squeeze right here?

213
00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:11,558
I'm replacing that headboard today.

214
00:23:11,642 --> 00:23:14,269
Well, I sleep in the same bed as you,
God help me,

215
00:23:14,353 --> 00:23:15,520
and I don't have any splinters.

216
00:23:15,604 --> 00:23:18,774
That's 'cause your skin's so thick.
You're, like, two-thirds rhinoceros.

217
00:23:18,857 --> 00:23:20,943
Do you want me to help you or not?

218
00:23:21,026 --> 00:23:22,986
I retract my previous statement.

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00:23:27,908 --> 00:23:29,034
Got it.

220
00:23:33,121 --> 00:23:34,122
Wow.

221
00:23:34,665 --> 00:23:35,958
Don't touch it.

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00:24:44,031 --> 00:24:45,891
_

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00:25:22,356 --> 00:25:23,732
- Hi.
- Hello.

224
00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:27,653
Is this okay?

225
00:25:28,111 --> 00:25:29,488
Fuck, I don't care.

226
00:25:35,202 --> 00:25:37,412
How long do you think you'll be with them?

227
00:25:37,496 --> 00:25:38,497
These Turners.

228
00:25:38,997 --> 00:25:41,750
'Cause, if you're interested,
I have a family in Fairmount,

229
00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:44,461
they'll pay you 600 a week, cash.

230
00:25:44,545 --> 00:25:45,921
That's more than you make here, no?

231
00:25:46,630 --> 00:25:48,090
I couldn't leave Jericho.

232
00:25:48,173 --> 00:25:51,635
The really young ones like you,
the mothers don't worry so much.

233
00:25:52,094 --> 00:25:54,221
That's why they'll pay more.

234
00:25:54,304 --> 00:25:56,723
Make it while you still can.
That's my advice.

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00:25:56,807 --> 00:25:57,849
I said no.

236
00:25:59,351 --> 00:26:00,727
I'm just looking out for you.

237
00:26:09,528 --> 00:26:12,030
I didn't know there was anything wrong
with the onesie.

238
00:26:12,781 --> 00:26:13,782
What?

239
00:26:13,866 --> 00:26:17,411
And I didn't have to go all that way
to get her a stupid cake.

240
00:26:18,495 --> 00:26:21,540
If she wanted me out of the house,
she could've just asked.

241
00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:23,500
What are you talking about?

242
00:26:26,253 --> 00:26:27,838
Put your hand in front of your mouth.

243
00:26:27,921 --> 00:26:30,382
And he cries more when she's in the house.

244
00:26:31,425 --> 00:26:32,885
He doesn't cry for me.

245
00:26:33,886 --> 00:26:35,429
Not once, not ever.

246
00:26:37,848 --> 00:26:39,057
Olivia?

247
00:26:39,892 --> 00:26:40,976
Olivia?

248
00:26:41,977 --> 00:26:44,271
Wait... Okay.

249
00:26:49,151 --> 00:26:51,695
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, she can't breathe.

250
00:26:53,030 --> 00:26:54,323
She's in anaphylactic shock.

251
00:26:54,406 --> 00:26:56,158
Fucking allergies.

252
00:26:56,241 --> 00:26:57,284
I need her pen.

253
00:26:59,912 --> 00:27:00,913
Where's her fucking pen?

254
00:27:00,996 --> 00:27:03,123
You don't live on this street,
do you, Wanda?

255
00:27:03,207 --> 00:27:04,333
What?

256
00:27:04,416 --> 00:27:07,044
Who sent you?
Who told you to be my friend?

257
00:27:07,127 --> 00:27:08,712
- It wasn't like that. He was...
- Who?

258
00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:11,381
Julian! His name is Julian, okay?

259
00:27:12,132 --> 00:27:13,342
He works with my family.

260
00:27:13,425 --> 00:27:15,344
He gave me $300.

261
00:27:15,427 --> 00:27:17,971
Ask a few questions,
encourage you to leave.

262
00:27:18,055 --> 00:27:19,598
That's all.

263
00:27:20,015 --> 00:27:22,226
Please. Please help me!

264
00:28:08,397 --> 00:28:10,232
Can I borrow you for five minutes?

265
00:28:21,451 --> 00:28:23,161
When you deep-fry these little critters,

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their innards shrink,
and the shell hardens,

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creating little pockets
in the abdomen and thorax,

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allowing me to inject
a reduction of katemfe fruit,

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which is 2,000 times sweeter than sugar.

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So, just a few drops is like putting
an entire sugar cube into each insect,

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which, obviously, I could not do.

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Now, I know they're gross,
so if you don't want to...

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My aunt used to say
that when a cricket came into your home...

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something bad was coming.

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What's coming, Leanne?

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Sticky.

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It's like caramel popcorn.

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I could drizzle them in beurre suzette,
serve 'em like this.

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Couldn't do this without you.

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